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MTFG - kindness edition

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>>5194921
Yay
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Howdy. I dunno if I wanna get out of bed yet or go back to sleep for another hour
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>>5194930
Get back in bed and sleep forever that's my plan <3
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NO SHITPOSTS BEYOND THIS LINE

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Welcome to the NO SHITPOST ZONE
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Is it worthwhile making a trip? I'm not so sure right now.
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Shitpost
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>>5194935
>no shitposts beyond this line
>shitposts

You realize everything you say is a shitpost, right?

Fucking sociopath.
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>>5194937
Are you here forever like us or are you just passing through?
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>>5194935
:^)
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>>5194921

>>5194926
Your strong willed by being on a website for Chinese cartoons my fucking hero.exactly don't handle your business and be a delusional little bitch if it makes you happy.

>>5194922
Thats exactly where you should be you autistic man child.
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>>5194938
SHTAWP
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>>5194941
I've been here for a few months atleast.
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>>5194957
Then it's time. Your anime is in the mail.
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>>5194944
ive never understood why you people use "delusional" as an insult though. living in some kind of falsehood, if you can control it, is sometimes just the more logical thing than having to face an otherwise soul crushing reality.

perhaps im speaking from a position of privilege, but everyone has the ability to become someone bigger than the environment they grew up in, im pathetic, yes, but i never even thought who i am today was even possible for me many years ago
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Good morning mtfg ~ how is your morning going?
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>>5194921
Dear God that other thread what autistic bullshit was that lol.

So my date canceled on me again starting to remember why I date men now. Why can't I just be asexual?
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>>5194935
big cums
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Could everybody who is arguing just give themselves a name like hater or bitch then we can all make excellent use of the filter tool?
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>>5194968
Honestly some ppl are really appearance based so personality only goes so far if ur *really* unattractive irl, then sometimes ppl get cold feet being seen /w you. Sucks but that's life.
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>>5194964
>perhaps im speaking from a position of privilege
To call someone delusional is to imply they can't control the falsehood they live in
No one lives in the real world, it's filthy and miserable and full of humans
Some people just think that their fantasy bubble is real
>>5194965
I woke up having a panic attack after exceptionally vivid dreams
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>>5194970
SLUG

What up wit u
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>have a dream Im living as a woman and passing
>wake up
..h-heh
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>>5194968

But who would want to date you? You're an obvious man lol
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>>5194937

Are you pretty? If not
no it better to stay anon making a trip is one of the dumbest things you can do your guaranteed to get shit for it.
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I watched anime for the first time last night and I liked it, am I cool now
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>>5194977
I dreamed I was being hunted for sport
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>>5194978
Trip on booger
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>>5194976
bored and sad wbu

>>5194968
>tfw no asexual bf/gf so i wont get cheated on
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>mfw dollface got her ass handed to her.
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=_tWC5qtfby4
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>>5194939
>me
>a sociopath
HAHAHAHAHAHHAhaha
oh das a gud one

>>5194942
>>5194938
n-no u guys arent supposed to shitpost

>>5194970
have a sad cum, b-baby
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>>5194981
Yikes wtf. I have super fucked up dreams from melatonin all the time tho
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>>5194979
What's your skype
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>>5194983

My mistake, you're 100% passable
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>>5194973
Um what?

>>5194981
I was raped by a Succubus with a dick what dies it mean????

>>5194984
I know rite wait aren't you with trashy tho?
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>>5194984
same
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Why is there a gay man shitting up the thread?
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>>5194984
I'm an asexual uggo hbu
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>>5194987
I'm just horribly damaged and even if I forget them quickly, I alway have vivid dreams
Sometimes the broken parts dream and sometimes it's more vivid
I almost threw up when I woke I was so terrified
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>>5194990
Never said that. At least I have the gumption to post my face with out angle bullshit I know I need ffs it's not news to me buddy.

>>5194989
Rkellydidnuthinwrong that's my Skype.
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>>5194975
okay well clearly you have a greater understanding about the real world than i do, it just seems disproportionate to me, how much negativity im experiencing versus how much negativity im consciously placing in the external world
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>>5195002
That isn't your skype
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>>5194975
Iktf. Is that something that happens often? : (

>>5194977
Don't let ur dreams be memea Maddie. Heck I know u can pass if you can get that fit. U certainly don't lack the drive and determination so keep on trying bb I believe in u!

>>5194994
I'm trying to say ur extremely ugly irl and no one wants to be seen with you in a nice way : |
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>>5195002

Yeah, then you'll be cis!
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>>5194997
Boogers not here tho?

If anything I'd be a straight man I'm not into dick.
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>>5195002
>Rkellydidnuthinwrong
lol
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>>5194973
>tfw *really* unattractive

>>5194986
>n-no u guys arent supposed to shitpost

fuck you, you're not my mom
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>>5195009
>Angry chaser
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>>5194994
not for a while no

>>5194995
same also

>>5194986
have an emotionally neutral cum (if u want, no pressure)

>>5194999
im not asexual but i wish i was sometimes cause sex is kinda gross desu senpai
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>>5195008
Who is ugly and attractive to you?
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>>5195008
Well aren't you a cunt what the fuck did I ever do to you? When dis this place get so vapid and full of vain attentionwhores oh wait.

>>5195009
Okay den I posted these pics myself you think I'm ashamed of them?
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>>5195004
>okay well clearly you have a greater understanding about the real world than i do
Please do not feed the Jaded Bitch's ego it's unhealthy for her
>>5195008
No I haven't had a full attack in about a month
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>>5194977
fuck I wanna dream like that
so many of my friends can lucid dream, too, it's not fair

>>5195001
all the dreams I have are nightmares
the ones I remember at least
last night I dreamt I was caught in a school shooting (not at any school I've known in real life)

>>5195002
idk why we get such shit for posting w/o angles, I thought people would prefer it to trips who fuck around and ask how they look using pics what are totally un-representative of reality
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>>5195014
>same also
Dang it's funny you say that cause I feel the same way
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>>5195016
For real tho babe do you want to cuddle in a pile of blood and talk about suicide more
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>>5195018

Nah dude I'm sure you're really proud of them!
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>>5195020
>pics what are totally un-representative of reality
Reality is a cruel place that no one wants to remember
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>tfw everyone irl is like "where are you gonna lose weight from?" and "ur so skinny already..."
>tfw mtfg tells me im fat
wHO DO I BELIEVE

also, i lost another pound or so

>>5195012
ur not my kid either so THERE

>>5195014
ehehhehehuehuue
i missed u sluggy how are u
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>>5195023
Ban korra
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>>5195026
but why are they upset by the reality of MY face? if I was forcing un-angled pics of THEM in their faces that'd make sense but why are they upset with the fact that I'm ugly?

>>5195023
>cut
THAT'S why your date cancelled desu
fuckin americans
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>>5195020
Because people obviously want to live in a fantasy world I've seen pictures of every trip so far unangled and we all look like shit some if us use make up and filters but at the end of the day we are no where near as pretty as genetic girls.

>>5195023
Damn I got a nice body :3
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>>5195019
ahahaha you people are weird, okay, im dangerously elated, i need to go bash my head into a wall so as to stablize my mood
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>>5195027
you're pretty thin-framed tbqh
like, I'm pretty low on fat right now but I still look just as big except from my stomach because I have a ribcage like the bell in fucking Big Ben
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>>5195027
people irl. Come on, Fu, you know this.
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>>5195032

Would you fuck me? I'd fuck me.
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>>5195032
Somebody should put together a big chart of unangled pics attached to each trip's name
Not to be bitchy or spiteful, just so people (especially n00bs) know who they're talking to when they're posting in the general, and also just for anybody who's curious.

do people think this is a good idea y/n?
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>>5195031
Because you seem to either be unashamed or ignorant of your appearance, and throwing it into people's faces after they asked you to not
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>>5195008
Evidence that Korra is extremely fake when they're pretending to be a nice person.
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>>5195031
It reminds them of their own inadequacies that they aren't as pretty as they try to appear to be that they are so cowardly they hide behind the veil of annomity to poke fun at others who bring out their own insecurities.
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You wake up tomorrow, and you now have a fully functioning pussy.

Only, it is a HORSE PUSSY.

How do you react?
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>>5195038
Lmao no, wtf
>>5195041
You have nice wide hips holic, I'm jelly
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>>5195038

But then you wouldn't be able to pretend you were a girl?
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>>5195035
here's the thing though, generally my brain sides with people who think im fat (or at least have weight to lose)
so im gonna keep on keepin on until i hit my weight goal, hopefully

>>5195034
thanks , im kind of not though? my ribcage is definitely larger than u might think, which is why i was corseting so hard for a while. havent had the time or the fortitude to do it recently though
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>>5195033
Have fun
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>>5195038
we have them already, the tier images. they do not do any favours for one's self esteem
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>>5195042
Stick my whole arm inside it like that episode of Dirtiest Jobs
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>>5195014
Oh I'm sorry that ducks anyways glad your back I can't stand some of the new trips.

>>5195027
Believing any of the fairy tale Peter pan syndrome posters here. Your beautiful Fu anyone that says your fat is just jealous they are not as gorgeous as you.
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>>5195036
y are u so obsessed with strangers on 4chan?
don't you have anything better to focus on with your own life and the people you actually like?

>>5195042
probably get a horse-dildo for my partner to fuck me with
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>>5195046
Do you even post fullbody shots round here, though? I've only seen face pictures. You certainly don'tlook fat, anyway, but if there's places where you want to lose some weight then I guess you will need to continue. But in general you aren't fat.
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>>5195039
literally 95% of my posts to date are me complaining about how bad I look and how terrible that makes me feel
I think I know

>>5195044
I'm all for facing up to the reality of the situation, anon, why do you think my first trip was literally Ol' Rapey Face?

>>5195046
well I guess you must be good at hiding it in your pics, at least. I need to get a corset for myself, it's a hassle sharing w/ my friend and I think I need one a size or two smaller.
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First time drinking while on hrt was horrific. Bought a rose for my roommate and I and could only drink a glass and a half before having to go to bed. Had a nightmare that my teeth were all mangled and broken and my mouth was bleeding blue and green. and shouting please take me to the hospital. Was a gril when I looked in the mirror though so thats pretty cool I guess
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>>5195021
feel better soon pupper

>>5195027
real sad as normal how bout you ufu
>wHO DO I BELIEVE
obviously they both cancel out and you actually are about average, it's simple mathematics

>>5195042
HM TOUGH F QUESTIO

>>5195050
I just come in like once a month and shitpost a couple times
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>>5195023
Body looks like Jormy.
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>>5195057
you don't need that devil's nectar anyway
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>>5195042
N-no I'd probably kill myself you can't fit that in pants either.

>>5195043
Aww thanks madi I didn't used to hurray injections.

>>5195048
This people would do better to just leave at some people need extra help others don't let's stop making this place some vapid popularity contest. When I posted those pictures I was asking for advice not trying to be uggguuu look at me senpai stupid.
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>tfw rib cage almost twice the size of my lower body

I look ridiculous
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>>5195055
Iunno maybe people just dislike you
Noelle is much better than Edgar or OlRapeyFace though
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>>5195061
i'm the most popular bitch here though, and don't you ever forget it, ho
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>>5195058
Still better than some of the others you've never personally attacked me so I like you for that.
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>>5195044
Please don't post that disgusting freak in here
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>>5195065
Lol who cares that's like saying I'm the most intelligent kid in a class of retards.

Not saying all posters are retarded here just saying being popular on 4chan means Jack shit at the end of the day it's really pathetic.
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>>5195052
not recently, but yes, i do occasionally. it seems unnecessary rn because ive been losing weight

i think this is the last one i did post and ive lost about ~12 pounds since then

>>5195050
thanks holic ;w;

>>5195055
also the one u posted isnt steel-boned, right?
u need a steel-boned one to really make a difference

>>5195058
>real sad as normal
iktf sluggo
i been sad and kind of crazy-feeling lately
sux

>obviously they both cancel out and you actually are about average, it's simple mathematics
yeah thats kind of my thought process too
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>>5195069
You're normal sized
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>>5195049
Oh dear God I love you for this.
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>>5195069
Ugly fat and pudgy

Change ur name to uarfuarfu because you're a dog
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>>5195069
u look pretty average weight
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>>5195069
that pic looks like pretty average weight to me so i'd imagine you wouldn't be far from skinny after losing 12 pounds
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DO YOUR DIDDLY DANCING BEST
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>>5195018

>So my date canceled on me again starting to remember why I date men now. Why can't I just be asexual?

I responded really nicely with this

>>5195008

And u were like what????? So I clarified it and you fly off on a rage on me? Like ok dude whatever. And you wonder why ppl are tired of your shit. Wcome to my filter list. You are *truely* insufferable and impossible to be civil with. Have a nice life!
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>>5195086
Shit meant to quote this first:
>>5194973
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>>5195051
What e said it's pretty pathetic senpai.

>>5195059
Is this bad or good.

>>5195069
your welcome. So cute I wish I had your thighs or bibs woah. So how have you Fu job going pretty good lately?
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>>5195060
I know right? Alcohol is my least favorite drug.
>>5195062
same. im afraid my organs will explode from wearing my corset.
>>5195069
girlbody/10 good job ufufu you look great. How long hrt?
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REEEEEE it doesn't mater how much I exfoliate before and after or what kind of shaving cream/gel/etc I use, my legs always itch and get rashy whenever I shave them.

Can anyone recommend any alternatives to shaving??
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>>5195069
honestly to me I think you look really good considering you are 12 pounds lighter then that pic I think you don't need to lose any more weight at all but saying that I also understand what's its like to not be happy with yourself.

so my advicce is just stop listening to other poeple in general and if you are happy with yourself just be happy and try and acheive the goals you want personally for yourself.
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>>5195068
>I'm the most intelligent kid in a class of retards.
SOUR GRAPES
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>>5195087
How is calling someone 'really' unattractive responding nicely?
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>tfw super tired boy says nice things about me

maybe he'll make me less jaded who knowssss. now i am even more excited for this date tho for reasons other than food and movies!!
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>>5195080
>>5195072
>>5195082
like i said, 10-12 pounds ago

>>5195084
ya probly ur right
hey how has transitioning been going for u sluggy?

>>5195088
hey thanks. and no, not really, i hate my job pretty much lol. but OH WELL
hbu

>>5195089
8 years

>>5195091
ok thats good advice i think
my goals and what i think will make me happy are me being skinnier. so i think ill keep doing that.
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>>5195069
nope it is steel-boned, I know that's what I need
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>>5195094
is that the daddy?
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>>5195086
You think that's nice it was so ambivalently bitchy your second response was the true way you felt.

>>5195093
This.
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>>5195093
Because sometimes you have to call a spade a spade anon-chan. I was legit trying to offer meaningful advice in a civil and polite way at first and then they got confused. So I was blunt with the clarification since using coded language with politeness ended up being misunderstood. And then for me trying to help and just be blunt for a second instead of hugboxxing they fly off the handle and start name calling?? Ok that's when I'm done trying to help that particular indivial.
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What is it like to have an attractive personality? Can you just try and create one or is it something you are born with?
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>>5195089
>broad shoulders
>gets waist from corset
>no hips
>girl body
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>>5195095
Things have been okay I guess I got promoted and start my new shift tomorrow so I'm kind of nervous about that. Haven't really been doing to great in the dating game but that's understandable. Back on hrt tho it's on aas right now.
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>>5195095
For what it's worth I think you look really good, but don't let others bully you into warping your goals around what they think you should go after. just be yourself and do what you want to do ufufu you are quite a lovely girl tbqh
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>>5195094
>tfw people would probably pay me to AVOID having my company
it's a nasty as fuck feeling
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>>5195103
It helps to actually practice it irl. If you fake it then eventually you're gonna drop the facade. I guess what I'm saying is work on you for a bit till you're truly happy (or happish) and it'll start to shine thru in your actions!
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>>5195102
Exactly how does saying no one will want to be with you, help anyone? God your bitch welcome to my fucking filter you cunt. You help people about as well as hitler helped the Jews.
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>>5195109
>acts nice
>starts to trip
>acts like a huge cunt
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>>5195095
>hey how has transitioning been going for u sluggy?
still boymode
should hopefully be able to get money for FFS in the next year, so i'm just kind of trying to forget i exist until then.

though I actually started gaining weight and my body is looking a lot better

>tfw boobes only start growing properly 3 years into HRT

>>5195103
I don't think create is the right word, but you can of course improve your personality over time
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>>5195111
Circle of life in mtfg
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>>5195098

yeeee it is. he's a mega sweetie. so i am going to try not to be a cunt

>>5195103

idk i mean guys tell me they love my personality a lot, constantly in fact, but everyone here says i'm horrible and vain and evil. so i guess it's more about having the right personality to the right person lol

>>5195108

i kind of doubt that lol
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>>5195102
What? No you responded like a cunt from the start without any provocation.
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>>5195116
lol why would you be a cunt?
Oh, because you're meant to be horrible, vain and evil?
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>>5195115
I haven't done anything cuntish though
I'm just uncharismatic and ugly

>>5195116
kek just ask at least 50% of posters ITT
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>>5195110
God I'm a fucking moron and I'm soooo sorry. I mistook you for someone else COMPLETELY different (Edgar) since his new name is similar to yours a bit. I 100% apologize and fully accept anything you say about me as true. I was completely out of line and I'm stupid as hell to boot. Again, I'm legit sorry for being a retardes vapid cunt. Mistaken identity is no excuse for how I acted. Sorry u.u I'll post this as anon you can see it u.u (I'm so fucking stupid)
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>>5195090
u may be over-exfoliating so that the shaving more easily irritates your skin
there's always epilating/waxing/chemical hair removal if you can't/don't want to go with more permanent removal

>>5195095
just be healthy pls

>>5195103
Idk about creating an attractive personality but you can try to be less of a dick and stuff and confidence is generally attractive
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Hi there!

You seem to have made a bit of a mistake in your post. Luckily, the users of 4chan are always willing to help you clear this problem right up! You appear to have used a tripcode when posting, but your identity has nothing at all to do with the conversation! Whoops! You should always remember to stop using your tripcode when the thread it was used for is gone, unless another one is started! Posting with a tripcode when it isn't necessary is poor form. You should always try to post anonymously, unless your identity is absolutely vital to the post that you're making!

Now, there's no need to thank me - I'm just doing my bit to help you get used to the anonymous image-board culture!
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>>5195122
wow, thanks
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>>5195120

lol ye pretty much. i mean when i like a guy i am really attentive, i always try to be sweet....i try really hard to make him happy at all times, i compliment him constantly so he knows how lucky i am to be spending time with him. i try to be the best girl for him ever. but it's hard for me to get to that point sometimes and lately i've felt more like every guy i get excited about ends up not being as great as i thought they were and then i lose interest and start to doubt even more that i will find another guy who will make me feel like my ex did.

so ya. kind of jaded tranny trying to put herself out there!!!
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>>5195122
Well I'm not Edgar I've been here a lot longer I'm holic I don't see how Noelle is similar to HollyNicole but it's okay as long as you aren't attacking me personally.
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>>5195122
The only way to make amends is to drown Edgar is his bath water.
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hey whats going on
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>>5195090
just use nair
jfc why do people shave all their body hair when cream removes at least 80% and makes it easier to shave the rest
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>>5195131
Drama as usual duh.
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>>5195131
not much, just getting shit on by p much everybody, the usual
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hey y'all I'm about to run a 5k!
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>>5195131
see: >>5194942
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>>5195076
I'm classy ;^)
>>5195095
So you're fine now?
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>>5195135
nice
>tfw walked about half a mile between shops yesterday whilst shopping and ended up wheezing and getting knee/ankle spasms afterwards
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>>5195132
Idk, my skin is rlly sensitive and one bad chemical burn was enough for me to be done with that stuff
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>>5195125
She's a real nice person, ain't she?
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>>5195116
Be honest with him and Tell him you just want him for his money and dick.
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>>5195140
Someone needs to put you down
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>>5195135
Have fun
I won't be running anytime soon
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>>5195129
Yeah, yeah, I'm super sorry about that because I actually HATE being mean to ppl bc it plagues my concious if I do. I don't know a thing about you and I'm sure you're a great girl. I'm very sorry I inadvertantly was a huge vapid retarded unwarranted cunt to you. I hope you can find it in your heart to forgive me one day for offending u like that . u.u;
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>>5195141
This fuck Nair my tits were red for days.

>>5195122
Uh why do you hate Edgar anyways if you mind my asking?
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>>5195127
Well you say that, but as an anon I'm just going to ignore and pretend you're all about leeching money from him, ok?

idk desu, I see where you're coming from, but you will find someone - don't give up! out of curiosity, where did you meet your ex?
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>>5195131
WEED
LMAOOOOOOOO
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>>5195148
> but as an anon I'm just going to ignore and pretend you're all about leeching money from him, ok?

Go get hit by a bus, you sycophantic faggot.
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>>5195138
Your definitely one of my favorite trips you always make me laugh in a good way.
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>>5195020
Its not hard to lucid dream focus before you sleep on what it is you want to dream about then as soon as you wake up try writing what you dreamt down.

If you can remember something you did it and it gets better the more you do it.
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>>5195147
Its np I'd rather be friends with everybody if at all possible. As for Edgar, she whines on for days and days about the same stuff, doesn't take advise/help well or at all, posts her face alot while claiming to hate it, blames alot of her problems on everything else (thoni do admit her situation is FUBAR), and her constant self depreciating humor is very grating on nerves after reading it for the 100th time. I do t mean to shit on her bc we all have our issuse to work out, but damn sometimes it gets hard to terate the constant bullshit with a smile if the person refuses to accept help while begging for it. . . . . sorry u.u
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>>5195131
g'morning, my partner and I are just looking at apartments, aslo >>5195149
wuts going on with u?

>>5195135
good luck! hydrate and take care of yourself!
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>>5195131

hi ily

>>5195143

i might want him for more than that tho

>>5195148

lmao! it's just in ur nature anon i understand.
i'm tryinggggg. i mean i just get so over it, but i miss having that connection. like i'm ok being by myself, but i would like a nice man to be with who is everything i want and who i love. i met my ex on okcupid like 3 years ago and he was the love of my life, destroyed me when we broke up etc.........i've dated a bajillion men since him but it's not the same. which is prob bad cause who knows if i can even love another man if i'm still in love with him but hey i'm tryin
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I wish I had an attractive personality FUCK MY LIFE
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>>5195151
>Your definitely one of my favorite trips
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>>5195142
I kept saying she was a fake hugboxing hon but people were like Nah she's so nice
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>>5195157

I wish I had an attractive anything, honestly.

I've got a mug I quite like, I suppose. But really it's more charming than it is attractive.
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>tfw no strong man to take care of me
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>>5195157
I wish I had an attractive anything
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>>5195156
Edie ilu bae ur posts are the highlights of mtfg. Even if I don't respond to them often (cuz its hard to talk to like 10 ppl at once on a phone typing @_@ ) keep being u bae. Ur amazing lol

>>5195159

Same desu ur adorable
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>>5195146
Part of me thinks your joking and did mean what you said but I don't know what's going on between you and Edgar nor do I want to. Cute image BTW.

Also I'm the most hated trip here if you don't hate me now you probably will I speak my mind and I don't hold back so I'm probably not the best person to talk to unless you hit it off with me.
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>>5195150
;)
>>5195156
Oh did you meet him there too, didn't know!
I ain't got no answers but it sounds like you're going to need to sort up this still being in love with your ex thing...you're never going to get something like what you had with someone else. It'll be different - but not goodor bad different, just different - but if you're still thinking about your ex it may always put you off that it's never going to be exactly the same, you know
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that was a fun few weeks
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>>5195173
Ayy wb bb
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>>5195154
I kind if used to do the same tho I did at least ask for advice a do stuff anyways let's start over I'm holic.
And all these pictures are me I kind of have a fucked scenario too but I'm trying to work on it.
>>5195036
>>5195023
>>5195009
>>5194990

>>5195007
It definitely is senpai

>>5195159
So cute OMG why can't anime girls be real.
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haha I get back from visiting relatives, my mom makes fun of me using an exaggerated retarded sounding man voice, I say I'm not tolerating this and I'm going back out, go out for a bit, come back after buying chocolate and eating it, feeling less upset, dad ends up whining at me for upsetting my mother as shes now shut in her room crying.

the histrionics here, and i'm the one going through a third fucking puberty, jesus christ, i'm moving out asap so long as moving doesn't cut into my FFS fund, goddamn
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>>5195133
oh, still?

>>5195134
yikes
srry

>>5195136
mhm i see

>>5195149
haha i get it (i dont get it)

>>5195155
oh cool apartments are cool
im about to clean my room put on some clothes and shred 'tar

>>5195156
ily2 lets rub eachother
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>>5195142
>>5195160
Or maybe I made a mistake by going off on someone that didn't diserve if bx I'm retarded then did the adult thing and apologized and admitted my fault? Ok I guess we aren't allowed to make mistakes and present ourselves as perfect. My mistake. :v

>>5195166
The apology was real. And nothing is really going on between us, I just find her annoying and loud. But that's w/e not every personality type is gunna mesh 100%. But I'd like to try and be friends with u. Idk anything about ur past and I dont really care, its in the past. And it's OK to speak ur mind sometimes. Its better than constantly bullshitting someone. I just try to make my posts helpful and constructive to curb all the drama ya know?
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>>5195179
post ur voice
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>>5195175
how are you today, anon?
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wow I watched my first anime from beginning to end, wft has hrt done to me...
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>>5195179
third?
>>5195182
anne I thought you were turnt as fuk
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>>5195157

just be charming, it makes things much easier. and be yourself!!!!

>>5195162

i'll be a big strong man for u if u want

>>5195164

; 3;
t-thanks bby ilu2 gosh

>>5195168

yeahh i didd. you're probably right as well, but idk. the truth of the matter is every time i get into a relationship with a guy who really cares about me i'm just reminded of the fact that i'm not still with my ex and then i think about everything the guy doesn't do that he did. idek how i'm supposed to fix that. we talked about getting married, he went ring shopping, all of his family and friends met me and loved me. i literally went to bed every night looking over at him thanking every deity in every book that i was with him. i wanted to spend the rest of my life with him. like in my head whenever i picture myself with a husband it's him, and he wasn't perfect or anything but he was to me. i've been trying for a long time to erase that image but i've been unsuccessful. so i end things and use boys for stuff and then run. whenever it's different it's always bad and not good. so ya i need a therapist lmao

>>5195182

r-rubbins?
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>>5195173
>>5195191
wb oryx~ I didn't think it was so soon you were back after what ya mentioned yesterday

>>5195192
Which anime?
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>>5195189
i sound like a gay teenage boy, use your imagination
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>>5195194
I'm trying to be myself but I'm a fucking loser. How is that attractive to anyone?
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>>5195141
>>5195147
wow normally my skin is super super sensitive but I've never had any problem with it, weird

>>5195145
that looks bizarre

>>5195144
I know ;-; it really fucking sucks, I wish I'd never been born, my brother should have survived instead instead of dying of the flu as a baby

>>5195147
>>5195154
>get literally whole threads devoted almost entirely to bitching about my trip telling me to change it to a girl name
>change trip to girl name
>everyone refers to me by old trip
what the fuck is this, am I too aspergers to understand or does it make no sense?

anyway ffs korra I stopped posting pics like everyone asked, the only people posting my pics now are people trying to troll me as if I don't know how shit I look

I take the advice I can actually exercise, but a lot of avenues for changing things about my wider living situation are blocked off by either lack of $$$ or by me being disabled, which in turn makes it harder to progress with transition.

>>5195166
>I'm the most hated trip here
you gotta be kidding me there's no way it isn't me
people rate me beneath fucking LILY.
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>>5195194
I ain't no therapist sister. What happened to your ex? Is there any hope of reconcile? if you're really that in love with him then it can't have ended that badly...can it?
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>>5195199
i like lily though
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>>5195196
>Which anime?
Twintails ni Narimasu
It was cheesy as fuck but the fact the lead male turned into a girl to fight was pretty kewl
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>>5195196
livin the hon life lol

>>5195194
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>>5195194
at this point you could at least *try* polyamory
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>>5195193
not right now ya goof i just woke up

>>5195194
thats what i said.
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>>5195206
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>>5195191
Why did you get banned?

>>5195192
What anime I need something good to watch crunchyroll has a shit selection lately.

>>5195185
oh its cool i accept your appology That's true I mean to honestly I don't really know that many of the new trips so I can't say anything but it dies personally irk me when I'm compared to the new trips probably the same way it irked Kayla when people did it to her. I try to be nice but this place can get to me you know what I mean.
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>>5195203
well yes the fact she's rated higher than me implies that at least some people like her
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>>5195194
I felt the same after I left my ex, only thing I can say is to keep looking and you WILL find someone better than your ex, just by shear numbers there is someone out there that knows how to push everyone of your feels and everything you do does the same to them, its basic math.
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>>5195178
iddiot
anime is real
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>>5195212
well, for reference this is me >>5195044
'Edgar' was my previous trip

>>5195067
yo :^)
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>>5195212
I didn't watch it on crunchy roll it was another site and it was called twintails
it was pretty strange, I dunno what the fuck is wrong with japanese people
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>>5195212
shit posting lol
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>>5195198

you're not going to be a loser to the right person tho. like i'm a loser but guys think i'm not fo some reason lmao that's just how it is.

>>5195201

uhhh well... in the span of a year after initially breaking up we broke up like 3 more times, i had to block him on all my social media, he blew up on me, called me twisted and psychotic, we were fucking like rabbits the entire time as he was introducing me to even more new people in his life and acting like i was his gf..... we kept dating cause we couldn't stay away from each other. but then i finally ended everything with him a month ago cause i couldn't do the on and off thing anymore and i just wanted to be on...forever. and he was too unsure about that cause of mistakes we made in the past so i told him i understood and i've been trying to move on ever since. he keeps in touch tho. in the sense that he texts or calls me a handful of times every month telling me shit like pic related which he told me a week ago.

>>5195208

why tho

>>5195210

r u feelin frisky anna?

>>5195214

i don't really believe that though tbqh as sad as that is. it's not about finding better, for me it's about ...him. uniquely him. no one else is him. he was actually irreplaceable to me. one of a kind. i mean i do hope i find someone else i feel like that way about tho but i've tried for awhile and it hasn't happened so idk. this is why i need to move 500 miles in any direction away from where i live now. i can't keep thinking about him and seeing our friends and living here anymore
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>>5195178
Hi nice to meet you! I'm Korra! Yeah I think life is made up of lots of ppl going thru issues, we just gotta try to work thru them as best we can and lend an ear and helpful hand when we can. Pay it forward and the world gets a little happier and nicer you know? I try not to give in to the constant bitching and drama but this week has been really emotional for me. Ha

>>5195192
Kayla so cute and moe ^,^ which amimes? I'm happy for you! <3

>>5195194
<3

>>5195199
Look in sorry ok. I'm going thru a crazy week and I was a bitch. Even if u can be annoying sometimes that doesnt make it on for me to critisze you when I have issues of my own to work out. Let's try to move past this u.u

>>5195212
Oh yeah yeah this place can be alot to deal with on top of irl stuff if you have ppl maliciously fucking with u so I understand. That's why I'm trying to start a little nice/helpful clique to turn this place around a little at a time with quality meanful posts that are helpful and not too hugboxxy (bc its hard enough being trans and depressed then come here and get relentlessly shit on)
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>>5195221
did we lose our anime virginity on the same day, does that mean we're cosmically connected weeaboos now
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>>5195229
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>walk into room after going to the bathroom
>partner is watching some porn with a girl shaking her ass with some colorful stuff dripping off
>as I sit down she explains "she just started dipping her titties into icecream at some point, I have no idea what's going on"
#justlesbianthings

>>5195182
ur not gonna shred surrounded by filth with ur NUDETEENASS out?

>>5195199
Idk, people can differ with how they respond to stuff in general or even specific chemicals
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>>5195185
Making a mistake doesn't take anything away from you being a hugboxing hon, like... you're 26 years old and act like a 14 year old. Like... fuck off to susan's already, you fake bitch.
Damn, seeing your thoughts on noelle is nice, you'll learn in time hollic is x10 worse.
you dumb fucking basic bitch.
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>>5195226
edie
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>>5195226
ummmm YEAH
what r u gonna do about it??
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>>5195230
What is with you me and the coincidences? What anime did you watch?
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>>5195239
no no no thats not the proper way to do shredz. im civilized.

>>5195226
ps edie he is creeping me out yikes
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>>5195226
Maybe you wanna change your number, it'll be best for you and him if you can just get on with it - being able to pick up that phone when you are feeling down can't be constructive 2bh
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>>5195221
They are awesome twintails is definitely on crunchy roll tho.

>>5195211
Is this you oryx?

>>5195199
I don't know it's not that I dislike you it's that I hate being compared to you I wasn't aware that you we're Edgar sorry.

Until you spend a night in jail cause someone from this site hated your appearance so much they got you arrested you can't have the most hated award lol people hate me so much they bring their hate to the real world.

>>5195216
I wish it was senpai
But sadly girls like that don't exsist.

>tfw never going to have a gf bring me a bento box while awkwardly stuttering and looking away bashfully.
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>>5195199
>everyone refers to me by old trip
You shouldn't have had those other trips in the first place. I know it's your autism so no offense, but with your style of humor on a mostly american thread doesn't work. You're the autist trying to fit in with new people making rape jokes before you get to know if people are down with that or not. Just ignore the people that keep using your old names, don't reply to them and move on.
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>>5195240
Ilu too. But not everyone thinks the same as you or sees life like u do. Ilu 2 anon
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>>5195246
I watched two parts of Evangelion with Aife. It was pretty cool, very intense, a lot of unexpected things, a bit depressing. Gonna watch two more parts tonight. Excited.
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>article on facebook feed about some FtM's transition timeline video
>dumb stupid me clicks on it and proceeds to get all the worst feels
it looks so goddamn easy to pass if you're FtM
also
>filled all the cliches from that post a few threads back about taking ages to reach actual hrt start date etc.
kek

>>5195229
alright but you could try not misgendering me in your apology next time
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>>5195226
Ohh its only been a month and you still talk?
It took me months with zero contact to start to feel normal.

Trust me your judgement is clouded because its still fresh, you'll see the relationship differently after 6 or more months without contact, moving on is easy after that.
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>>5195257
>a lot of unexpected things
heh you don't even know the half of it yet.
Stay tuned ;3
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>>5195251
it wasn't a rape joke really I mean girls IRL literally think I have a rapey face, some get upset and others are weirdly into that
even my fucking sister says so
reckon you're right about british humour on a mostly american site though
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>>5195262
I thought it was fucking fishy with her still calling you Edgar yet she claimed to have confused HollyNicole with Noelle... topkek
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>>5195239

i want to dip my titties into ice cream wtf

>>5195241

oryx

>>5195244

choke you and fuck u hard while i cover ur mouth and tell u to be a good girl
u into it?

>>5195248

>ps edie he is creeping me out yikes
IKR LIKE WTF AM I SUPPOSED TO DO WITH THAT
YET HE STILL WON'T JUST LOVE ME

>>5195249

i know i know. lol my mom wants to get new iphones together (6S?) when i go to see her in california for thanksgiving and my first thought was how i would lose all of our old text messages. you'd think it'd be easier for me because of everything that's happened but the only thing that's like worse than him coming in and out of my life crushing my soul is making it so he can't. which is why i'm a mess and dating for me is ridic. i swear this has been goin on forever lmfao

>>5195263

that's probably true, but idk. he told me he was gonna leave me alone now and wished me luck with everything but idk if that's what will happen. maybe if it does i will finally move on?
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>>5195240
If your going to insult me at least spell my trip right senpai its

H-O-L-I-C lol.

>>5195229
I feel you on that this has been pretty rough too but thankfully I'm trying to work on my issues even saw a therapist about the incident that happened on Halloween. He's a really cool guy let me talk for like hours and he even recommended I watch steins gate been there and done that but how awesome is it to find a therapist that watches anime. He said he could treat me and get me a referral for hrt. So even with the stress I'd a new promotion things are going well.
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>>5195257
>Evangelion
never heard of it, does it have trans themes? I only want to stick to animes that have trans themes.
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oh wow haha
>it's a "panic attack as it sinks in again that I actually have to come out to my family at some point and actually have that conversation with them in the real world not just in my head" kind of feel
guess I should avoid any and all stories about people getting a positive reception from coming out from now on because this is not a nice feeling shit fuck shit
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>>5195269
I feel like I shouldn't have used rape jokes to compare it with since I know why you used that name but still. It's like talking about murdering babies in front of a girl you didn't know had a miscarriage. Is that better?
I reckon I am right mate, I feel it's just best to ease into shit here and try to to step on any toes when you first trip because people vendetta post so often.
>>5195262
Also, congrats on getting to the
>ftm is easy mode
stage in your transition
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>>5195272
>choke you and fuck u hard while i cover ur mouth and tell u to be a good girl
>u into it?
yeah that sounds about just like what i need.
>IKR LIKE WTF AM I SUPPOSED TO DO WITH THAT
>YET HE STILL WON'T JUST LOVE ME
ugggh the fukken feels
LIKE WHAT DOES HE WANT
i think what you said earlier about moving 500 miles away would help tbqhwu, but yeah....
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>>5195269
It's got nothing to do with British humour you fuck. You're jokes aren't funny anywhere.
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>people liking me
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>>5195274
Shinji is pretty much a closeted mtf and she's the protagonist so yeah.

Steins;gate is another amazing anime with a trans character in it tho she's a minor character to the story.

Wandering son is your best bet but it will make you feel like bad.
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>>5195297
>Wandering son is your best bet but it will make you feel like bad.
don't watch the Wandering Son anime it's garbage compared to the manga
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>>5195250
yes, how are you today?

>>5195272
My neighbor is cute but he got back together with his gf, should stop drinking from that dry well hehehe... ._.
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>>5195291
Yeah well, "you're" grammar isn't correct anywhere...
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>>5195262
Its gonna take a little time to associate this new name with you but I feel u that's a shitty feeling to have and even worse to put on someone else. I also apologize for the misgendering I honestly thought u were wondering yourself as male still(?) Let's just start brand new and forget everything i won't hold anything against u and do my best to be a less shitty basic bitch when I get mood swings. (I secretly hold back a shitload of insanity and sometimes like today it leaks out and I'm seeking professional psychiatric help)

Hi I'm Korra, Noelle! Nice to meet you!

>>5195273
Holy crackers! That is awesome! I'm glad you have help. That's for the best I think. I'm doing the same starting tomorrow but through my local church until I can book an appointment in January at a separate facility.

>>5195292
Ur fun and cute post what's not to like? ^,^
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WHY IS TODAY SO BORING ALREADY
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>>5195313
hello
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>>5195313
did u steal my image m8 : ^ )

ur going to have to pay
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>>5195317
goreposter (booger) has disappeared
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>>5195318
Kill yourself
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>>5195283

be right over bby
i honestly don't even know what he wants tho other than not to date me. he told me he was like 'trying to get over me' too and i'm just like k well you could like not get over me and we could be together but i guess not. i def need to move it's happening

>>5195301

w-what? dry welll? :o
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>>5195329
NEW YERK CITAY???
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woof... I got a little ridiculous on here last night. I guess this is me apologizing if I need to.

I got a date tomorrow though! It was kind of in a pathetic way because I asked him why he hasn't asked me out yet after talking to me for like a week and he was like "oh... let's get dinner then. How's Monday?"

Odds are it won't end well but that's okay. He seems like a nice guy, just a bit timid but after all the bullshit on OKC I could probably use someone who's reserved and nervous.
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>>5195272
>. maybe if it does i will finally move on?
Yes it will, all the things you're saying are what I thought/felt for awhile after, looking back I'm glad it happened, it made me stronger now.

Now I've gone all lesbo for this girl >>5195214 I'm fucking glad that relationship ended, this one's one in a billion.
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I'm just a big lumpy ball of sad today
I don't want to look like shit I can't take my mind of it, nothing I try to enjoy works and I'm supposed to be working on my dissertation but I can't take my mind off how gross I look
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>>5195323
Oh I didn't mean the board, lol, I'm just bored this morning, I guess I've actually been having a real life this week so a day off is bleh.

I am glad that boogers at least calming down a bit.

I really don't know why I come here but then I realize it's 9am on a sunday what is there even to do. Waiting til friends wake up to hang out later is all.

I'm happy having shatter again today.. I'm sure this post has no coherency.
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>>5195297
>Wandering son
is it going to make me cry?
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>>5195329
Something Jason tells me time to time hehe. Shame he lives 5000 km away from me..

>>5195332
walk on the wild side

>>5195334
yay!
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>>5195318
Hello! Watched any good animes lately?

>>5195320
I LOLd irl tnx anon-chan :^)
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>>5195274
end of the world + blatant personality disorders + everything getting worse forever

what could be more trans than that
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Desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu
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>>5195301
Pretty good I guess just kind of upset I can't seem to fund a cute girl that's into me. you look pretty that top really flatters your body and your make up looks good why are you making such a silly face tho.

>>5195313
Wow your church is cool with you being trans that's awesome my church said they we're then they ended up saying that fags we're responsible for all that ails the world today. And always referred to me as a guy but until ffs I think that's just how it is. Either way in happy for you too it's always nice to have a place to vent your issues.

>>5195300
I havent watched it is it that bad I do live the manga.

>>5195292
Well your awesome and adorable duh.
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also i know everyone thinks i'm a homosexual as it is so it should come as no surprise that i just bought one of jeffree star's limited edition velour liquid lipsticks. it's suchhhh a pretttyyy color tho i'm so exciteddd ; 3;

>>5195332

i think so!!!!!!!! idk for sure tho. i mean i'm gettin to the point where i could rly live anywhere and i want to be in nyc but it's also kind of anxiety inducing being there 24/7 lol

>>5195334

it might end ok you don't know!!

>>5195335

d'aw ahaha well ok i'm gonna trust you then. i mean like i said he told me he was finally leavin me be so maybe this time everything will be ok. plus i got a date with this handsome super sweet 36 yo man and he's rly qt and cool and seems to want to treat me well so that's a start

>>5195342

w-who?
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>>5195340
Steins!Gate has a literal transgirl in it that is a plot point Kayla and its a good anime

>>5195355
Lil miss lewd ~
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>room party gets busted by RAs
>I quickly place myself in the closet
>I hear the RA clearing house inside
>All the alcohol has to be poured out, etc
>hear everyone getting booked
>Finally, silence
>Come out of the closet and throw myself into one of the overhead compartments before the RAs come back
>RAs and police sweep the room, they open the closet I was in, checking for more alcohol
>they didn't check the overhead thing
>Never got booked
>Literally everyone else did
>sole survivor
SLAYER
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>>5195363
>>Come out of the closet
im so proud of you i hope everyone was accepting
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>>5195363
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>>5195360
>jeffree star
heh
>tfw made out with jeffree
man, living in the oc and hitting on everyone that was on myspace was rad back then.
I wish I was still a club kid
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>go out to meal with dad, nan and stepmum
>not seen them since hrt
>akwardly silent at first
>my meal comes
>"heres your gammon miss"
>dad speaks up
>"wow check size of the gammon he gets"
>waitor glances at me
>wtf look on his face
>keeps glaring at me all fucking meal
>resist urge to cry in front of family
Why does family suck mtfg? ;-;
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>>5195334
That response these are fun definitely saying that next time or that I fantasize about being a vampire and biting the dick
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>>5195359
because I don't know

>>5195360
some guy I met a while ago hes nices
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>>5195361
Steins gate really treats the trans character like shit though. Like, I like ruka, but the way people act towards her is kinda fucked up

>lil miss lewd
Wait til you hear what I got up to yesterday, I have a limp now ^^
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>>5195360
u could always move down here and fuck shit up with me on a daily basis
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>>5195370
VERY accurate
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>>5195363
Lel peach ur memes are medium rare
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>>5195313
i'm a bitch
>>5195340
the Wandering Son manga is good
>>5195359
>I havent watched it is it that bad I do live the manga.
they changed everyone's backstory and it ruined everything
>Well your awesome and adorable duh.
ty <3
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>>5195381
>ywn fuck shit up with anne
>ywn shred hard enough to burst into flames to keep each other warm in winter
>jdimsa
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>>5195390
i mean
never say never
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>>5195386
th
that's a good thing right
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>>5195377
being outed by parents is the worst
>>
>>5195363

Did you sort out my Gamertag stuff yet?
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>>5195377
Wow, family doing that shit is the worst to deal with in all this ;-; Sorry to hear that =\
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>>5195363
America is weird
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>>5195380
Ohhh good point that might actually be a terrible recommendation :s

Normie leave!
REEEEE

(what happened?)

>>5195387
Aren't we all. But as long as its not all the time that's manageable desu!
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>>5195392
I hope when I go up in flames I suddenly discover I'm a phoenix and rise from the ashes. to shred like no one has shred before.

This will happen.

I believe in the you that believes in the me.

ilu anne.
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>>5195248
u'll never get in-tune with ur spirit animal that way

>>5195272
yeah I guess it's pretty fun if u have someone qt to lick it off, it's not like my partner hasn't tried that with me before but I don't like sticky stuff
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>>5195404
he didn't even notice or realise anything was up, never even considered a thing

there goes my good mood for a day or two
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Well I'm at church ! Ttyl mtfg ~ (holy shit do inneed prayer to get my mind right this week)
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Post your favorite anons
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>>5195349
I don't watch anime

>>5195363
what's an RA?
also
>alcohol
gross

>>5195377
idk if I had the cash I'd move out forever today and never talk to them again, I am going to know this feel for as long as I associate with them if I come out, and worse
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>>5195434
anon
>>
I'm trying to make a 'supportive' straight ally bingo that I can play when around some people as a sort-of-but-sort-of-not joke, what are some good phrases to use?

'well it's really hard for us too'
'pronouns are difficult sometimes'
'he's a transgender woman'
*any mention of Caitlyn Jenner*

what would be some more good ones?
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>>5195434
anon is a top tier anon
>>
good morning
>>5195377
that's really shitty :(
>>5195211
you are looking super femme oryx. you look kinda like tina fey here
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>>5195411
>what happened?
I may have been hanging out with my ex/friend playing games, I may have flirted with him a bit too hard, I may have propositioned him for sex, we may have had really rough sex, and we may be fuckbuddies now.
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>>5195431
ouch that's tough but at least he didn't do it on purpose I guess
that's the kind of thing my dad would do at every opportunity just to upset me
>>
So mtfg is yeson worth it I think in the next year I will have enough to book a surgery should I even bother dies it really help seeing as ffs is out if my reach cause of my credit I figured I'd raise my credit by getting a plan to get voice surgery and pay it back is this a good idea? Any other ideas for raising credit cause I want ffs before I'm thirty.

>>5195379
Like your hair too it looks good


>>5195380
Thats true poor ruka achieved the dream of being cis but then have it back just so okabe wouldn't be sad and she wouldn't lose her friend.

>>5195387
Well that sucks I guess I won't watch it I'm one of those people that hates when an anime adds shit that never happened or changes a bunch of stuff from the manga. Speaking if manga boku girl get any updates lately?
>>5195377
That sucks. Parents can be shit at times but give them time my homophobic parents eventually accepted me and have even gotten me to a gender therapist.
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>>5195437
Resident advisor
Also, yeah, but I have to be clean for my drug test so I can't smoke or anything
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>>5195440
"you're so brave!!"
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>>5195440

One that I regret saying back when I wasn't in the know was "Can I see a pic of you pre-transition/what was your name pre-transition"

Asked in honest curiosity but looking back it was pretty dumb
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>>5195363
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>>5195440
'Authentic Self'
'I just want you to know how supportive I am of people like you'

>>5195451
At least you've learned the basics!
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>>5195444
elanna ! omgggg
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>>5195440

Also maybe something like a "I can't be homo/transphobic because I have a [token] friend!"

>>5195454

ty bb hit me up
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>>5195444
Omigosh gratsss fuckbuddies are good, also nice trips!
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>>5195437
Family is the worst when transitioning

>>5195445
i suppose, its still pretty bad

>>5195446
its been 9 months, how long do they need
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>>5195444
I'm actually thinking of hooking up with my best friend again but he um has some issues. Still could have lots of sex.
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>>5195420
ilu2. pls be safe

>>5195422
oh no i found my actual spirit animal
pic related
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>>5195468
Mine took five years
Just hang in there
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>>5195475
lmao
>>5195446
uhh I was thinking about yeson for awhile and afaik (i can't afford it) but more importantly its really not worth it
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>>5195447
haha wtf you can't have alcohol in your uni dorms?!

>>5195440
this >>5195448
also "is it okay if I keep treating you as a guy for now while I get used to it?"
and "don't label urself!!"
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>>5195482
I dont my voice is pretty shitty I've tried for a several years to train it it's not working I think I can save up 3 grand this year so I'm not too worried about cost.
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>>5195444
!!!!

REEEEE your degenerate hampster girl card has been revoked and also ur shut in weeb one too! (Congrats bb I'm glad for u ^^)
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>>5195446
>>5195443
thanks you..
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>>5195440

When asking about ffs.
Ur beautiful how u are don't change yourself for anyone.

What bathroom do you use?
>>
oh man I feel so shit right now
why do we have to live in a society where such value is places on aesthetics
I feel at such a disadvantage because I look bad and also I just hate my appearance and I know I should be less shallow and not care so much how I look but I can't stop just thinking about what it looks like when I look in the mirror and what an ugly man body and man face I have urgh
and don't even get me started on my voice
send help I've got things I'm supposed to be doing but instead I'm just wallowing in my bed
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>>5195490
I guess by that we can have

'but I call everyone dude'
'if it will make you happy then cool'
'you don't /need/ to have surgery, you're beautiful as you are'

now how about some parent specific trans phrase bingo
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every ad I get lately is a makeup ad

JUST....
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>>5195446
>that stuff about steins gate
Spoilers! I'm still watching it ;_;
I'm mostly referring to how okabe keeps on repeatedly calling her a dude, generally treating her like shit etc. I've heard she has to give up being cis though, which is heartbreaking and I expect to be very triggered.

>>5195458
I-i'm sorry i-it was incredibly lewd. W-we didn't hold hands or anything though >.>;

>>5195463
Thanks ^^ idk it should work out OK I hope, we're good friends

>>5195474
Well idk, is a strictly sexual kind of thing something he could handle? As long as things don't get too invested it could work ^^

>>5195499
Omggg can I earn those cards back? I worked so hard for those cards ;.; (also thanks ^^)
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hot boy armsa nd chests and sutblle and abs
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>>5195509
Kayla ^_^
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>>5195506
Hey son I bought you this cute girl hat cause I know you like that.

I'll live you no matter what you are.

I'm okay with you being a girl son but can you please not get surgery down there.
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>>5195503
You should feel bad. You're literally genetic garbage, kill yourself.
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>>5195518
Shut up, the new mtfg doesn't care about stuff like that.
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>>5195518
One day when you grow up cupcake, one day.
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>>5195518

What about hem?
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>>5195518
Umm yes pls o.o;

>>5195528
Maybe u don't but I have a strong interest in such things.
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>>5195519
where have you been?
>>
>>5195528
i care

>>5195530
what does this mean

>>5195531
they're hot and im going crazy and i need to vent about my feelings and my boy lust
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>>5195538
New mtfg is about erping with trips.

Come back in half a year to a year and maybe it's moved on.
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>>5195542

Then go find a boy and have him fuck you
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>>5195509
I know that feel I don't even look at fashion stuff fucking Google.

>>5195513
Sorry I didn't realize I'll shut up about anime the game has the option to date ruka in the game that inadvertently plunging the world into a dystopia. Basically dating a trans girls ends the world :/

Eh the last time he talked about transitioning but only cause he wanted to be sexy a pornstar like Bailey Jay unlike me he did not have life shattering dysphoria when I told him hrt kills your dick he said no man that don't think that happens lol. So I idk probably not the best option should I call him her now?
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>>5195541
banned lol. I love my board too much..
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>>5195506
I mean my parents wouldn't even pretend to be supportive but I guess you can have
"I'm fine with you being trans, just don't dress, talk, act or look like a girl in the house or around us and don't ask me to refer to you as a female or use your new name or pronouns"

"I'm okay with you transitioning but pls can you not change your name?"

and also, at parties with friends of parents, family reunions etc.
"this is our son, he is a transvestite but we still love him, we're so progressive"

atm my dad literally introduces me to his friends as "this is my son, he has aspergers so he's kind of odd"
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>>5195542
It means you are too young for lews thoughts.
Maybe in a 5 or 6 years.
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>>5195552
what did you do? how long was the ban?
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>>5195543
a lot of people started HRT recently, give them a couple of months to calm down and the lust to stop
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>>5195547
im trying toooooo

>>5195555
wait one sec how old do you think i am
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>>5195543
I thought we only did that on drunk Fridays?

>>5195550
Oh no it's OK I should probably be OK with it being spoiled, it's several years old at this point and I'm just slow ^^; that's fucked up about the visual novel though, I actually had even said "if I were playing the visual novel I would date her" ;~;
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>>5195554
>"I'm fine with you being trans, just don't dress, talk, act or look like a girl in the house or around us and don't ask me to refer to you as a female or use your new name or pronouns"
My mom said
>I still love and support you and care about your happiness and health but I refuse to accept your transition and I will never use your name or pronouns

>this is our son, he is a transvestite but we still love him
this made me lol too
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>>5195550
How are you Holic?
There is no reason to blame benevolent Google for your dysphoria.
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being a male bodied girl is killing me
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>>5195523
this one dedicated poster, you've replied to almost everything I've said this thread
I'd say 'troll' but I know you're right

>>5195550
sounds like the ol' autogynephilia if you ask me
>>
>>5195565
being a girl with a dick is a pretty cruel joke
>>
>>5195560
Your physical age doesn't matter.
It's your maturity. You still play poke-me-mans for instance.
>>
>>5195555
Eyyy quads


>>5195565
;-;
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>>5195565
same
at least I felt okay some days this week, I guess that's an improvement
I just feel like I have zero passing potential atm, least of all without massive terrifying facial surgery
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>>5195570
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>>5195565
Come on Kayla, you know very well that you are not trans.
You are doing all of this to get back at your mother.
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>>5195568
its more that just a dick, every part of my being is masculine
I just feel like crying all day

>>5195574
I never feel okay

>>5195573
>;-;
same
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>>5195559
I don't think it's just the HRT, some people here just really want a hot dicking and either havn't had one or havn't had one in awhile.

>>5195570
>talking shit about Pokémon
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>>5195570
>not playing pogeymenz
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>>5195561
>if I were playing the visual novel I would date her
chasers gonna chase
this is my fault for prompting you to think of gt isn't it?
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>>5195558
three weeks

'GET OFF MY BOARD GET OFF GET OFF GET OFF REEEEEEE'
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>>5195559
>>5195559
>>5195559

>tfw possibly getting hrt this week

prepare yourselves

hands WILL be held
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Kayla is the cutest trip tbqh.
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>>5195503
Yeah it's a shit hand and I empharhize. But you have to start taking steps to better yourself and your situation while downplaying the overwhelming negatives and instead think of the positives! It'll be am uphill battle bit its with fighting for temporary happiness and a distraction from constant misery. Try hard to focus on positives and if there isn't any take steps to MAKE one. Wallowing in piry only makes u more depressed. I know. I was there for YEARS. But it can be done if you don't give up. There will still be moments of sadness vfinding someone to talk to either irl or online helps EXTREMWMLY to vent all your pent up emotions. Keep your head up and put your best foot forward! (and stop shitting on yourself that literally makes it worse)
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>>5195565
I totally got lucky with my body, when I get SRS I'm going to get arrested for streaking at some point for sure, that's going to be a great day :D
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>>5195582
You opened the floodgates, guess I'm a chaser now given not only did I think about it, I enjoyed it. ;___;
Is it wrong to think that ruka is really cute through?

>>5195584
Omg kit really??? That's fantastic news and I'm really happy for you ^^
>>
>>5195578
I'm as trans as one can get, I feel the pain of dysphoria even when I do the most mundane of human activities. I can't take this feeling, on hrt my dysphoria really eased up but now seeing so many people do so much better than me on less time on hrt it makes me feel like i will be stuck as a man forever and never pass. Its not fair, at 9 months on hrt i should be dating and having fun and going out and being a girl, but i am so gross that nothing i do is helping.

>>5195583
ouch

>>5195586
no im not, don't hugbox
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>>5195567
I thought that was a buzz term created to have be on lesbians.

>>5195563
Its obviously Google's fault, along with the chemtrails and estrogen in my drinking water senpai.

>>5195561
She is adorable I would definitly date her but she's straight senpai.
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>>5195584
super boy lust incoming
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>>5195595
Ya my apointment is on the 12th. I will probably need bloodwork tho. but STUFF IS HAPPENING
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>>5195587
>Try hard to focus on positives and if there isn't any take steps to MAKE one
but how? I have no money and unless I pass my degree idk how I'll get a job, even then it'll be hard to compete with other, non-disabled people

I wish I just felt numb, I'd prefer it to this
>>
>>5195584
Grats! Soon you will experience the joys of things like boysmell~
>>
>>5195595
sorry, not sorry
it's not even the most chasery thing i've prompted from people on mtfg. i think i'm a bad influence
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>>5195607
>I have no money
/biz/ here
suck a
D I C K
I
C
K
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>>5195554
>atm my dad literally introduces me to his friends as "this is my son, he has aspergers so he's kind of odd"
Because he's not a normal fucking person, no matter how hard he tries to convince himself otherwise.
Such a worthless person.
>>
>>5195596
Holy shit your at 9 months now Jesus how long was I detransed? Cibgrats Kayla I'm happy for you it's a ymv thing even slug was saying after three years her boobs are growing just be happy you are ended up qt thanks to effort and awesome genetics.
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>>5195611
N O I C E
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>>5195618
I don't look cute by any means, I am still the most masculine one here, facing homelessness, no money, no electrolysis, no friends, no hope
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>>5195601
>she's straight senpai
This seems to be a recurring problem for me.

>>5195606
Yeah I remember you said your appointment was in November but I didn't realise that date had already arrived so soon ^^ that's so exciting !

>>5195610
Umm, you can be a bad influence on me anytime. Jus saying ^^;
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>>5195611
Ayyyyy Caddy.
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>>5195611
ur cool
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>>5195513
The only way is to be a shut in degenerate weeb for a week! You are hereby sentenced to this by the weeb convention against normie scum (WCANS)! Purge the normie from your veins! ( well get the deets on skype private chat later ^^ )

>>5195565
Kayla listen to me. Despite your mistrust and self hatred I legit love you (no homo) and wish the best for you. Please learn to love yourself in spite of your flaws you are so quirky and nerdy its adorable. Idc about your past so try to be happy even tho life is hard rn ok? Look around you. You may not have noticed, but a lot of ppl here like you alot when ur happy. Remember someone loves you for real. ^_^
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>>5195611
Hey Caddy, I think you are

nice.
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>>5195613
oh my god have you seen my face
who wants that within a million lightyears of their dick

>>5195615
well duh even I know that, the entire reason he's so controlling and so obsessed with the fear I might be gay or something is because he wants to emulate the western ideal of success as closely as possible, regardless of if it's what makes him happiest, because he wants to fit in. hence us living in a town about two social classes upwards from our actual housing/general cost of living budget, and why he refuses to admit to his obvious mental health issues to his doctor or anyone else. pretty dumb.
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>>5195626

>most masculine

No Kayla that title will be mine until I can afford ffs I bet in a year you'll be like moko is now passing and enjoy life. She said the same stuff your saying and it's not true.
Get a job girl with your credentials there has to be someone willing to hire you your like me you helped run a family business that looks awesome on a resume try call center it's really easy to move up and the work isn't stress full at all. Ditto on electro that shit ain't cheap
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>>5195643
I was just memeing you
it's either get a shitty job you think you are too good for (I don't think this, I know your situation with your muscles) or suck a dick.
It's a tough world out there.
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>>5195619
>>5195628
>>5195632
>>5195642
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Life sucks, but at least this kfc tastes nice.
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>>5195655
How's the life in the trenches? And pls be as verbose as possible.
This thread needs something other than "muh lonely ginny".
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>>5195627
>>she's straight senpai
>This seems to be a recurring problem for me.

hormones.
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>>5195663
In the trenches? What?
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>>5195660
>not getting based popeye's
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>>5195627
I'm trying to do this thing where I don't flirt consistently with people outside my city. It keeps leading to bad things.
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>>5195655
hey wanna stare at eachother?
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>>5195667
It's a phrase meaning how is your day to day life.
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>>5195669
kfcis 5mins away, and we don't have popeye's.
Sorry.
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>>5195660
Eating kfc why would you do that to yourself it's a step below mickeyds

>Cuming in my popcorn that has to be a shop.
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>tfw crying all the time
It never gets better and it will never be ok.
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>>5195626
You're gonna be fine reals
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>>5195640
I know I have some lovely people here who want me to succeed but like its so impossible when everyone is so far away. i don't ever mean to lash out at people its just my stress and jealousy that gets the best of me. I don't know what to do anymore, no one ever has advice that fits my life, I feel like the worst off here, even with dysphoria all of you still have a life but for me it has taken everything from me

>>5195650
moko is short and was always a girly extrovert though, also no one has even responded back to any of my applications, when I ask anyone else for help they usually call me stupid and lazy even thought thats not true, I am shit on by everyone in my life and I can't take it anymore.
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>>5195563
Holy shiiiiiiiiiiiiit, I want a body like that.
She's living the dream, and probably doesn't know about it.
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>>5195676
You should get yourself some fast food.
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>>5195653
yeah I don't think I'm too good for anything, I just know I'm weak and scared of confrontational situations (thanks again dad) so if I get told to do something in an entry-level job I'll do it even if I know it's going to fuck me up for a week or more and I could possibly dislocate a shoulder drying a plate too vigorously or something fucking stupid and end up with lifelong issues because I didn't have a job that was suitable for me. these are very real concerns for somebody with health like mine. it's shitty. and I don't even have a fucking diagnosis from a GP yet despite two medical reports from private OTs saying I have it reeeeee
at least if I had a diagnosis I could explain during the application stage what I can and can't do and give medical proof I'm not just a lazy shit not worth hiring
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>>5195682
dat face tho senpai
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>>5195683
Yeah, then I can be a fat AND sad loser with a gross, hulking manbody and hon face.
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>>5195675
Mcdonalds isn't filling and tastes terrible.
Again, I'm sorry
>>5195676
>>5195683
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>>5195681
>I feel like the worst off here
Well, you're not.
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<___<
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>>5195626
>>5195650
reminder, >>5195044
and my jaw looks even manlier when I'm not smiling
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>>5195694
She's certainly not the brightest one around here.
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>>5195698
that's pretty inane conversation tbqh edie, I can't see what you're getting so flustered about
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>>5195689
With any luck it will all go to your boobs.
You don't want to end up anorexic like >>5195691.
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>>5195688
Nothing wrong with her face.
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>>5195684
Yeah I felt a bit bad for you when I read about them not accepting your medical reports to get a diagnosis to have something valid to show someone. I hope in the future you can get something official because I don't want you to be some homeless tranny surrounded by lads
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>>5195704
luck and death
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>>5195681
Well that's true but height isn't really an issue unless your lumberjack tall like I am. Keep trying I should t have to tell you this but repetition is the secret to success keep applying, keep searching don't give up would you have given up when your company fell on hard times?

And once again the title of most masculine belongs to me.
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>>5195694
Honestly I think almost everyone has their moments where they feel that way, even if they aren't.
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>>5195709
How did you know that.
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>>5195713
The only way we're gonna resolve this is for the both of you to post butts
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>>5195704
Stop questioning my intelligence. Having opportunities hurled at you from every direction like everyone else here doesn't make you or more or less intelligent than me.
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>>5195711
yeah
I hope so too
jesus, even if I were to transition successfully into the most incredible andreja-tier supermodel type this board has ever seen, I'd still have so many problems wrt disability etc. it makes me wonder if it's all worth it a lot of the time
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>>5195672
Kind of, yes. I'd like that.

>>5195673
Ooohh, I've never heard that before. I was sad posting a lot last night, and unfortunately I've just been so bored and haven't been doing anything to better myself. I'm writing though and it's really fucking me up too since I don't write about anything happy or funny or cheerful. I just spend a lot of time thinking about the past and usually I just remember and focus on the bad stuff to try to get it out there, into the world, you know? But then I usually don't feel much better until I guess a long time later but even then I don't know.

Whatever. I have a day off today and I'm going to eat a bunch of stuff like... a bagel sandwich and get a giant thing of cookies and milk and chips and salsa and...

Work's been okay too. Since that one girl got fired there's been like a really strange sense of comradery like everyone's afraid of getting fired too so we're all being super helpful and extra nice to each other. It's like a somber mourning where we just try to keep everyone's spirits up. One of my coworkers (the old man who always tells me I'm pretty :3) just really made me feel a lot better about the whole thing saying when he heard a position opened up he was like "Oh nooo! (Caddy)!?". He assumed it was me since I'm the newest and thought maybe it just didn't work out for me, so I thought his concern was really sweet.

Also I have a date tomorrow with a guy I don't really like but pretty much dared him to ask me out so fingers crossed I guess? Idk I might as well give him a shot to be more interesting in person than our conversations have been online. Worse case scenario I'll have a video game buddy I guess.

Verbose enough for you?
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>>5195718
yeah but the difference is I ACTUALLY am, or at least in the bottom 5
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>>5195720
What? We aren't even arguing I'm trying to cheer her up lol
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today's agenda:
>painting nails
>epilating
>crying

typical sunday self-care
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>>5195729
Why did you dare someone to ask you out?
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>>5195710
It's too wide and too flat. Banging body tho.

>>5195719
It wasn't that hard. Everyone here is either a butterball or borderline anorexic.
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>>5195666
>ywn have kit get aggressive with you
;__; this is deeply triggering

>>5195670
Yeah I can understand why, honestly, it tends to make me feel pretty bad in the end.
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>>5195660
occasionally I'll forget what kfc actually tastes like and get a wild impulse to try some after seeing an ad or someone talking about it or something and every time without fail I get sick after a few bites
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>>5195735
Less talking, more butts pls
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>>5195741
>It's too wide and too flat. Banging body tho.
>Thinking you look better than that
That is a little funny.
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>>5195694
I'm the happiest one here :D
I feel like I'm constantly winning the lottery, now I remember why I stopped posting here, it's cos I constantly talk about amazing stuff while everyone's feeling down, I'm well aware this annoys most people.

I'm sorry, not sorry.
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>>5195729
>chips and salsa
get on that guac train bb
I've been eating avocado sammies all week and I feel like a champ. Like, this tiny little thing can make me so happy I just want you to know how good it can be.
That's really nice to hear about the older guy being concerned, it's nice to know others care about you. My old boss still calls me and asks if I found a job because him and I were the ones that always stayed late and we got to be decent friends. I'm just not in a place to work where you see a ton of people per day, I don't know how you do it t b h.
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now I just feel sick I'm so sad

>>5195744
weak
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>>5195681
Aww bby girl I know I know believe me I know so hard it hurts. The anons can be a little harsh and unforgiving because its hard to be nice to someone who is being mean while you are going through issues of your own. : ( yeah I read about how difficult your life is rn and my heart goes out to you. I can only imagine the insanity inducing bullshit you has to put up with regarding your family. I want to help you heal however I can because I've done through alot of similar stuff. I never blames or hated you for lashing out cuz I knew how broken and damages you were and secretly just wanted a friend to understand! Its hard to be nice when ur on the verge of going insane! But just know I love you, maybe evenore than you ve yourself rn. If you ever wanna talk on Skype just ask me for my Skype name and I'll add you for us to talk for hours but only if ur comfortable with that. Ignore the bully anons and don't let them get to u. They have alot of stuff they are dealing with themselves and like u they are lashing out. : ( Is it possible to find some cheap / free counciling irl maybe secretly if need be or is that not feeaiable rn? Imma wrap this post up but please know I love you like a broken sister that is desperately crying out for help <3 (I'm not here to judge u and put u down just understand your story and try to be there when u need someone)
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>>5195752
>J
... Are you that "Jenner" girl that used to come here, but stopped?
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>>5195729
are you seeing that guy that disappeared for 2 weeks?
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>>5195752
Thanks for sharing with the class.
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>>5195563
>>5195741
I thought I was on /fa/ for a sec

someone shoop a paper bag on her at least lol
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>>5195640
Oh I'll purge it but then I'll probably have sex with him again, this is going to be a vicious cycle...
And yeah I'll have to share the deets later
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>>5195744
You might be right actually, I don't really bother tasting food.
It's just that kfc has the most efficient money to food ratio of all the fast food places where I live.
>>5195752
We could use some happier perspectives I think.
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I just need to scream but I'm scared of attracting attention to myself because then someone will figure something's wrong with me and the uni authorities will be involved and my parents might be informed
I try walking out to the forest past the lake sometimes but my legs hurt too much too quickly on uneven ground
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>>5195762
>Looking like shit
>Being critical of what others look like
I bet you're even fat.
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>>5195764
(Its ok were both suffering the same half normie half degenerate shut in weeb disease ;_; >tfw no one )
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>>5195698
you're gonna fall asleep at that movie

>>5195729
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>>5195774
>muh disabilities
Every fucking post.
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I never had a very hairy chest and HRT is already helping with it but I do have a little happy trail and about 20 hairs around my nipples. Can I ever expect this shit to go away or am I stuck plucking forever? Nipple hair makes me feel like the grossest thing ever.
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>>5195784
wow, it's almost as if being disabled affects every facet of one's life, who'd have thought?
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>>5195774
Look into your university 's counciling / therapy program. Idk what they call it in the UK, but in America they call it student services. You would be surprised how understanding they can be. I recommend it ASAP don't tarry because i can see ur on the verge of something extremely dangerous sis. I'm worried. Pls put aside ur fear and go. Bring an understanding friend if need be
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>>5195756
Yeah *waves*

>>5195759
yw

>>5195770
I dunno... I don't plan on staying long, even I will start to get all sad and stuff after being here too long, I usually avoid depressed people like the plague.
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>>5195788
try nair, takes like a week to start regrowing properly

also how long have you been on hrt for? body hair is supposed to start changing mostly after 1 year
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>>5195788
It took a very long time for it to thin out and disappear but mine eventually did. How long have you been on hrt?
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>>5195788
Plucking forever. Those are bits of hair that aren't uncommon to find on cis women, so don't feel too terrible about it.
You can always go with some laser or electrolysis since those are small and cheap areas to do.
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>>5195794
I see, you were like the only one on mtfg that had a life, and acted like a normal person.
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>>5195752
I enjoy reading your posts, I enjoy reading about people's lives - preferably when they're happy.
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hey ilu mtfg
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>>5195796
5 months
>>5195797
>electrolysis
That's a good idea, thanks.
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>>5195729
>Verbose enough for you?
Oh yeas. It's so pleasant to read posts not revolving around
>tfw no gf/bf/other.

Are you writing for Nanowrimo? Writing things down, for me, had a certain therapeutic quality. By writing them down I would archive them somewhere in my mind and move on. And you should try to break that constant reenforcing of a negative outlook on past events. Give yourself some slack.
I am glad to hear you are doing well at work.

>I have a day off today and I'm going to eat a bunch of stuff like... a bagel sandwich and get a giant thing of cookies and milk and chips and salsa and...
What happened with eating wholesome, healthy foods? I hope this is just a isolated incident.

>Also I have a date tomorrow with a guy I don't really like but pretty much dared him to ask me out so fingers crossed I guess?
Best of luck you temptress.
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>>5195794
Yeah depressed people are no fun. It's a shame because I really want to help people, but I can't do that when I hate myself this much.
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>>5195791
So fuck off with that shit, this isn't mongoloid general.
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>>5195780
that's creepy yet hot at the same time
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Here is tmi to kick off my day
>tfw try to masturbate
>tfw force an erection
>tfw your gt is litterally half the size it was before
Lmaoooo
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>>5195793
but if they think the situation is serious enough and that I'm a danger to myself my parents will end up knowing and I can't have that, for the sake of the long-term
you wouldn't believe how my sister gets treated at home for having an anxiety disorder, a disturbing number of people in my hometown's region genuinely don't believe mental illness is real, including my dad (to an extent. he has some weird cognitive dissonance stuff going on)
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>>5195812
why is it called gt?
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>>5195812
......
butt stuff from now on for you
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>>5195804
OK, there's still plenty of time for changes to happen then. Body hair is one of those things that can change up to 5 years and beyond, it took about 4 years for my nipple hair to completely disappear.
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>>5195802
je t'aime

>>5195804
To counter Elanna's post, I was still getting hair there after 6 years so I took more drastic measures with permanent removal.
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>>5195821
girl tinkler
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>>5195762
I don't see why would you bring those fuccbois up.

>>5195748
I do not look like that. I have no intention of looking like that. And going by your argument there you would be forever precluded from talking about the Sears catalog let alone actual fashion.
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>>5195810
good.

>>5195812
ayyyy
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I think I am starting to understand I am fucked beyond repair. If I couldn't go full time by now I will never be able to go full time. That leaves me with nothing else to say or do here, I didn't fail at transition because I never had a shot at it in the first place. Now I see why I put off hrt for so long, I knew I was so ugly nothing could make me cute and pretty. I am leaving for the day, hopefully I can get some will power and refrain from posting here. I feel like I had to let this out so I didn't have it on my mind all day. Like always I wish everyone the best and you will all probably get it because you are lucky people usually unlike me. I hope to catch a stray bullet or get hit by a car when I am out today. seeya
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>>5195747
Here you go.
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>>5195821
gross tumor tbqhon
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>>5195754
I like fried chicken, just better stuff

>>5195770
I don't eat much fast food in general
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>>5195814
That's incredibly fucked up I'm sry to hear it. But you NEED to act rn if possible. You are on the verge of a complete mental breakdown and that is bad. Think of it this way. If you kill yourself/someone ur parents will know anyways so you might as well so something to help yourself. This is an extremely important issue that cannot be ignored any longer. Its fucking terrifying thinking about the what ifs but u can't let the fear keep you frozen in place never able to make a move. Just for once take a chance and let things play out sis. The alternative is literally the worst thing you could do in that situation . I don't want to read about u on the international news ; (
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>>5195822
Its impossible to cum that way :/
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>>5195836
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>>5195740
Idk. He's been hinting at it for a week or more and he's a nice guy. He was like "Maybe we can get a drink sometime" and I said I'd like that. Then he said something about "If I had known you were free tonight we could have gotten together" and stuff like that. He asked if we could move to text and we did so I said "Well you've almost asked me out twice so far and I'm afraid to ask why you haven't".

And he was like "I have? Well yeah, I'd like to ask you out. Are you free Monday?". I don't know. I think he's just really passive which is frustrating but he's kind of cute, unfortunately the best thing about him is he's not a total jerk which is a pretty lame standard I've acquired for going out with someone.

I'm not sure about any of it because I'm not like elated but I think I'll roll the dice to see if maybe I have a good time and maybe we can hit it off.

>>5195753
I eat avocados raw with a spoon and just some lemon juice poured over them.

I don't know how I do it either really but when I think about it, for everyone one awful person there are ten that come in and are just wonderful.

>>5195758
I don't know. He's at "the coast"... I'll let him text me again if he really wants to see me. I'm still mad about him disappearing so the whole thing is off to a terrible start.

>>5195806
>tfw no bf
Yeah I'm doing NaNoWriMo. After last night I'm behind schedule. Maybe I'll be able to double up today.

>healthy foods
Actually I've been really bad about eating anything this past week. I still haven't made myself sit down and write out an entire weight gain plan while being vegetarian. It's possible but not as easy as just doing it.

>>5195780
I'm still in bed.

>>5195780
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>>5195834
see ya later
hope you're right about me being lucky though, trying to land this job.. second interviews are the worst ;~;
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>>5195799
That's like the best thing someone has said to me here :3

>>5195800
>I enjoy reading about people's lives - preferably when they're happy.
Yeah I like reading about people's little accomplishments here.
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>>5195848
nice.
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>>5195834
I hope my words reached you! Have a good day Kayla!
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>>5195846
Are you sure you're going deep enough? Anal orgasms are a thing and they're ridiculous.
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>>5195847
Thats looks nothing like me senpai. He said to post butts that just what I did lol.
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>>5195834
Kayla, you need to move out before you can go fulltime
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>>5195858
I've taken 13 inch s before yeah I'm pretty sure I'm going deep. It just doesn't happen for me how I wish it would I hate touching that one eyed thing.
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My secret to remaining sane (my local church)
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>>5195848
>I eat avocados raw with a spoon
girl, don't make me fall in love with you.
Yeah, the good people make it worth most of the time, like... getting big tips was as good as getting a genuine smile from people.
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>>5195853
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>>5195821
Bc nane made a joke and everyone thought it was funny
>>5195832
Ayyyyyyyy this is probably a bad thing for srs but oh well
Also my phone must be fucked too bc I didn't see ur reply re okc until just now
>>5195822
I actually don't like putting stuff in my own butt, weird I know
I probably will buy some lube and or a dildo soon though
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>>5195853
I've sent you a present in the post
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>>5195875
>weird I know
not at all actually
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>>5195871
>thats a church in america
>not this
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>>5195780
Thanks for giving me another stare gif to filter.
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I've never stuck anything in my butt, won't it get poop all over it?
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>>5195874
i like you. lets do lunch sometime, yeah?

>>5195875
nah its probly just my phone
my new one just shipped tho

>>5195877
oh did u?
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>>5195845
well yeah but if I'm dead I don't have to deal with them, or anything

dw about reading about it I probably wouldn't make the news anyway
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>>5195871
That church doesn't look very church-like.
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>>5195848
Ok that makes a lot more sense that how I imagined daring someone to ask you out would go.
Hope you have fun senpai.
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>>5195881
You need to poop before / clean it >->

N-not that I know anything a-about it ....
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>>5195871
looks like an abandoned bowling alley
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>>5195881
clean beforehand, jeez
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>>5195883
yes
when will you get it
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>>5195896
>>5195892
how do you clean it?
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>>5195848
>Yeah I'm doing NaNoWriMo.
Post your writing pls. I want to read it.

>I still haven't made myself sit down and write out an entire weight gain plan while being vegetarian
Bulking while being a lame veggietarian is doable, if not exactly pleasant. You should sneak a bit of red meat and poultry from time to time.

http://www.bodybuilding.com/fun/justin3.htm

If you ever drop the whole vegetarian thing just hit up the nearest buffet and eat until you feel like you are ready to burst. For once living in the Deep Fried South will be an advantage.
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>>5195870
Awe I'm sorry that actually really sucks, I'm actually not sure if I can think of anything else enjoyable that doesn't involve gt. ;.;

>>5195881
Not if you clean your butt out beforehand.

>>5195871
That's a church? Looks bretty gud actually.
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>>5195879
What's it good to you when no one comes in? Except mosques, I hear those are booming over there.
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>>5195899
Wrap a towel around your hand and fist yourself
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>>5195899
Ask one of our resident gay men.
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>>5195899
just buy a sports-cap bottle of water and squeeze the entire contents up there, kek
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>>5195899
Using an enema or a douche, use water that's at body temperature for maximum comfort.
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>>5195897
soon ish i think
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>>5195878
Oh?!
I feel like less of a weirdo now
>>5195881
CLEANYOURSELF
use a condom too

>>5195883
NICE
I'm excited
Wyd today bby?
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>>5195883
I'd like that. Let's meet up in Mississippi, that's about half way. We can share an alligator or something.

>>5195891
Yeah it was less of a dare and more like a "just do it already I know you want to"

>>5195901
>posting my unedited drunken ramblings
Nooo ho ho ho. Not yet. I'll share something here eventually for those that ask.

>>5195901
I'm not vegetarian now. I love burgers too much, but when I don't eat meat I feel a lot less lethargic and generally better.
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>>5195879
>>5195890
>>5195893

Churches come in different forms :b this parrixular one waa converted from a abandoned super wal mart center. Besides its not the buildinf rhats important but rhe message beinf delivered lol. yours looks like a traditiinal catholic church desu ^_^

>>5195888
That mindset is rlly self defeating. U r never going to be happy like that . u need to break out of the cycle of depression or the pain will never stop
. .
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>>5195919
no plans for today unless someone calls me up

>>5195923
uggh but its missippi tho its so grose
like where is even a good place there i dont even
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>>5195917
open it and think of me
then touch yourself
the deal is sealed
forever
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>>5195910
Reminded me of this
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>>5195919
what about the smells, and what if you have to fart, wouldn't it spray out?
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>>5195926
do you remember this hoot
It's done
I went to Anna's place of employment and showed her timeline to two of the employees
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>be me
>friend driving the two of you home from wedding in the middle of the Texas country side
>friend misreads the sheriffs hand signals at flashing red and turns in from of semi truck
>Deputy at next stop pulls us over
>"go damn it son you have to pay attention you almost got you and your pretty little wife there killed"
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>>5195660

god i miss kfc

>>5195708

i'm not getting flustered lmao

>>5195780

omg i will not!!!!!! or well maybe i will. i'm gonna be stronk like auntie anne taught me idk
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>>5195932
For fuck's sake Whingie stop being such a cringy creep.
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>>5195881
use a poop log and you wont notice
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>>5195875
iktf
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>>5195924
it just seems like it'll put an end to all of my problems
and it's not like I've got anyone relying on me or anything, no commitments, so I'm not fucking anyone over if I do it. only thing that really stops me when I'm feeling like this is how scared of pain I am.
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>>5195939
>a poop log
Like, a journal where you record your poops? That's dedicated.
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>>5195943
Do it faggot, your family will be thankful.
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>>5195948
>poop log
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ti%C3%B3_de_Nadal
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>>5195948
elanna lmao you are the funniest trip. please never leave
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>>5195948
no i mean masturbate with a log of shit and you wont notice any shit you get on it when it goes into your ass dummy
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>>5195902
Thanks! I *love* coming here it always fills me with motivation and hope and saniry when I'm feeling blue. The fact that I'm a degenerate biac tranny isn't even relevant to anyone. They're like ok . . . .that's between u and God. Our job is to inform you of the good news (the gospel)
I sometimes take non believing friends and even they enjoy it! >tfw
-^____________^-
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>>5195938
lmao, it's honestly not Angie - I was just looking in the archive for something when I stumbled across that. It just made me laugh because I can't believe someone thought of it
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>>5195949
idk they'd be pretty upset given they still think I'm their dream son
after I come out though then yeah sure this'd apply
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>>5195954
Fuck off.
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>>5195948
I didn't realise I was among plebs who don't record all of their daily bodily functions.
baka
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>>5195943
It won't that's just a flimsy excuse to keep on being afraid and not face ur problems out of the fear of what *might* happen desu. Find some way to motivate urself and gain courage to seek professional help. This is not something that can be handled completely alone in a healthy way.
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>>5195941
I can teach you to put things in your butt if you want...
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>>5195923
Oh come on. Unedited drunken ramblings are look a window into someone's mind.
I'll post some throwaway mail and you send me a pastebin or something.
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>>5195932
>>5195954
lmao
i think if anyone did that my coworkers would just ask if they were gonna buy something or not

>>5195937
bring u some candy in the cinema ya? sneaky sneaky like
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>>5195955
Believe me they don't think an aspie little prick with every disability under the sun is their dream child.
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>>5195926
Should I call you up on my cellphone? Do u need my love???
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>>5195950
Omg Mr hankie is actually real!? This brightened up my day.

>>5195951
I wasn't trying to be funny though ;__;
I was legit curious if people actually do this to find safe windows where their anus is empty.

>>5195952
The thought of actually passing a turd hard enough and with enough structural integrity to do that is making my anus bleed in anticipation...

>>5195962
You do? ?____?
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>>5195974
compared to a tranny, that's like giving birth to hercules

also I'm literally the first person in my bloodline to go to university (and the last, kek), father is a welder, grandfather was a baker and literally everyone else before then was a farmer going back as far as records began so I get some brownie points at family gatherings for that
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>>5195979
>elanna will never employ you as her personal poop logger.
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>>5195975
i always need ur love bby

for real tho i get phone anxiety real bad
if anyone ever calls me im just like @_@

also WHAT SHOULD I EAT
-frozen pf changs chinese thing
-frozen pizza
i havent been able to make groceries this week and its all i got left besides ramen
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>>5195957
No :^)
>>5195973
Have you even said where you work?
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i want a bf
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>>5195979
I record my temperature at 2 hour intervals throughout the day, and carry a notepad which I use to estimate the size and weight of all bodily excretions.
I also keep track of the weather and any unusual events that happen or sensations I feel.
I do not however measure my tears, although I know some people do.
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>>5195989
>not taking it by force and then cuddling afterwards before marathoning anime

Top kek :^)
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>>5195994
i havent but i think ppl know and my friends have said it lol
it's not hard to figure out
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>>5196001
and i want kit to be my gf, we can't all get what we want

T_T
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>>5196001
me too really badly ;~;
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>>5196012
you have FRIENDS??? NORMIES OUT
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>>5195992
EVER SUNCE I LEFT THE CITY--
yah iktf I prefer to only make phone calls when I'm alone@---@

The PF Changs thing I think
Save the frozen pizza for a feels day
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>>5196001
>tfw no bf to hold hands with

(ˊ̥̥̥̥̥ 3 ˋ̥̥̥̥̥)
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>>5196016
i have lots of friends here
you are my friends

>>5196019
thats what i was thinking too, but i gotta cook rice and thats like a whole thing
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>>5195984
But aren't you doing some shit tier degree at some pleb tier uni?
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>>5196024
Dang anon-chan lay off shitting on her for a bit k?? I think we get the point now. . . .
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>>5196013
Trip on everyone
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>>5196024
nope I'm doing a STEM degree at a world-class university what is in the top 1% of institutions in the world (according to The Times, I think, can't remember for sure) and which specialises in my subject
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Afternoon ladies, does anyone have any experience with ordering from QHI? I sent the signed pdf document back like 5 days ago or so and now i'm getting worried they are never going to arrive ;_;. UK here btw
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>>5196023
C-can I also be your friend?
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>>5195989
Umm idk I may have an opening, life gets pretty busy sometimes and I get forgetful ;_;

>>5196008
I suspect that I'm being rused rn ?_?

>>5196001
Yupppp me 2 ;_;
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>>5196036
No, but you can be mine if you want.
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>>5196023
Use the ramen instead of rice??
>>
I mean, granted, I talked myself in and didn't have the grades they were actually asking for to get in on the course but still, if I can pass my third year it'll be a boost to employment oppurtunities

then I just have to not suck at whatever job I land for long enough to fool them into thinking I'm actually competent
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>>5196036
of course!

>>5196042
stop that, friend

>>5196043
OH SHIT
youre a goddamn genius
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>>5196035
hello i am also uk

in january i ordered from QHI and they were not very communicative but they DID send them and they arrived about... mb a week after i sent that form

mb contact them just to confirm they've sent it!
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>>5196041
>I suspect that I'm being rused rn ?_?

yeah, poop log originally referred to a turd, some people call them logs
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>>5196042
>>5196045
We'll all be friends!!!
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>>5196032
I doubt them stem thing but if its Norwich then its UEA which is like 80's on most tables
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>>5196045
Who they are friends with is for the gods to decide, not you senpai.
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>>5196050
this is ideal.

>>5196053
its for them to decide themselves!
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>>5196047
Oooh OK personally I prefer to call them natural logs, they have an interesting curve.
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>>5196046
Alright thank you! I'l give it 2 or 3 more days then i'l email them again. It's about £50 for a months supply isn't it? Not too bad
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Do you guys think I've gotten better at drawing faces?

For anyone who was around and watched my first attempts.
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>>5196035
Wait 2 weeks before getting worried
And also if it's not there by then check your post in case customs end up holding it and asking you to pay additional charges to receive it, they should send a letter
I ordered from there and got mine in about 2 weeks, which is what they say is the delivery time on their website
Don't freak out, they're just not very communicative
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>>5196041
*bullies* I feel like being mean (not really tho) (๑و•̀ω•́)و
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>>5196059
What was the order? I normally spend 65 on there for two and half months.
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>>5196060
I haven't see your previous attempts.
looks good though!
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>>5196059
err iirc it was actually a bit cheaper for me, it should work out being close to £1 per day actually

but yeah wait a little, then send an email if you still get nothing
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>>5196029
It's more than one anon shitting on him, plenty of people want this deluded cunt to kill himself
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>>5196054
sleepover at your house!
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>>5196062
What did I ever do to you Korra ;~~~~;
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>>5196060
Face good, hair is interesting
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>>5196056
this is amazing

>>5196072
sure!!!!
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>>5196041
>>5196015
>>5196013
>>5196021

how do we get them tho?
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>>5196061
Oh my, how much is the additional charges? I'm really pushing my NEET monies to the limit here

>>5196063
I can't actually remember buying them but the email says 2 bottles of Spino 100mg 56 tablets (The guide said take 200mg a day so thats why theres two) and 1 bottle of Estrofem 2mg 84 tablets (so 2 a day). 70 euros apparently
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Feeling strangely good. Why does my mood seem to change so much? I can't tell why I feel the things I feel.
Am I going crazy?
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>>5196045
I try bby I try
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>>5196071
Yeah I get that but that doesn't really accomplish much and just keeps her feeling shitty. I mean I understand what it is to strongly dislike someone but does it always end with someone having to die? Seems insane to me ronlet a hate spiral that much out of control. I try to channel my negativity tonsomething positive so I'm helping myself while being useful in some way instead of coming off as a bitter unforgiving judgemental person. . .

>>5196075
I saw your cute face and it made me jealous REEEE (not rlly I'm just wanting to meme post) !!(`・ω・)_中
>>
>>5196092
iktf
sometimes i feel incredibly positive and i love everybody and everyone and i just want to hug them all but sometimes i just want to die
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>>5196088
£18 but you only get it on occasion, it's hit-and-miss
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>>5196086
Umm idk, fellatio seems to work pretty well tho ^^;

>>5196099
o/////o;; n-no stop I can't control my face and it's not even that cute pls no bullyyy
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>>5196086
Honestly just put yourself out there as openly as you can and be you. Sometimes it means stepping outside the comfort zone and approaching one and striking up conversation
Sure itnwont always work and the person u like may not reciprocate the feelings but we have to take our lumps in the game of love unfortunately. The important thing is to not give into sadness and wallow in it but keep pressing on even tho its difficult. The payoff makes the suffering worth it

>>5196092
We're not static 2D creature we have a dynamic range of emotions that change for the better or worse, that's what it's like to be human and its normal.
>>
>>5196112
top tier relationship advice
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>tfw my dad tells me the neighbors called and told them a black guy (my friend) is snooping around his house (we were looking for the key)

>mfw he said it's ok "it's my son and his friend"
>>
>tfw you've always picked a female character when it was an option
>not as a sexual kick or for any normal reason, but for the fact you can pretend for a brief and transpiring minute that you are a hot busty woman before being ripped back into reality by mom calling dinner
>>
>>5196108
Ouch, I hope they take pity on me for living up north
>>
>>5196117
its disturbing how much you look like my sister
>>
>>5196097
made rice anyways cos using ramen and having leftover flavor packets really doesnt sit well with me >.>;;
>>
>>5196117
what does your dad think about your tits?
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>>5196107
>i just want to hug them all
yes
>>
>>5196126
I'm wearing that around his house now, off the shoulder witth a sports bra showing while I'm cooking, he's made no comments

He did oddly ask me when I'm going to have kids with all my talk of the wedding, so he must think I'm still a boy
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>>5196118
This is one of the reasons I loved p3p so much.
The way I played minako made her into the coolest qt ever.
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>>5196118
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>>5196112
>Umm idk, fellatio seems to work pretty well tho ^^;
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>>5196134
im not a weeb
get one with a guy holding a big stuffed horse
>>
>>5196131
holy shit faye that's hilarious
assuming you're not bullshitting your father has to be suffering from the deepest case of denial I think I've ever heard of in a human being
>the fucking sports bra showing
oh my god
I've worn a simple (mens) vest under my t-shirt at the table before during winter and my dad made me prove I wasn't wearing a bra
>>
>>5196112
REEEE normies don't get to complain !! *bullies more* ( `o´)_θ( >_<)

>>5196117
Aww I'm sorry Faye that sucks. What do you do to cope? I'm currently going thru the same thing. I told my family to call me Korra and use female pronouns but it just gets ignored and I don't have the heart to correct them. They just think I'm hyper faggy.
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>>5196145
>vest under my t-shirt
wofür
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>>5196116
I'm still fully convinced the path to a man's heart is straight through his penis. This may be why I don't have a boyfriend right now tbqh.

>>5196140
See above ^^
Although seriously, just be yourself and be confident, you'd be surprised how far that alone can go.

>>5196118
Iktf..
>>
>>5196118
>you are a hot busty woman
why when i can be cute
>>
>>5196140
Just become gay you have like 5 girls lined up already. You don't want to disappoint them do you?
>>
>>5196118
"Hey man why do you always play female characters???"
>>
>>5196166
Girl ass, friend
>>
>>5196160
video games have this thing of making men burly rock giants and women busty hour glasses
cute was hard to find, not as much anymore
>>5196166
>hue hue if i'm going to stare at someone's ass all day id rather it be a girl's
>>>secretly dying inside not fully understanding the real reason
>>
>>5196154
what does that mean?
it was cold, that's why, if that's what you're asking
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>>5196166
I just don't want to go accidentally gay in a Bioware game brah.
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I love rainy Sundays

#nomakeup #nofilter.#nopassing
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>>5196178
Lel that Leliana.
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>>5196149
I don't tell people to use pronouns or names, just that it's make me happy, I haven't told my dad, because it'd hurt too bad if he knew and didn't use them
>>
I think i'm going to come out to my sister, then just avoid my parents till its done
jeesh i don't even know how to start, i barely know her but i really need to communicate it
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>>5196185
Nice umaru hoodie ;)
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>>5196166
>tfw came up with excuses not to meet up with friends in runescape so that they wouldn't see you played as a girl.
>tfw the girl butt excuse wouldn't even work in a game with such shitty graphics


>>5196149
Normies can complain as much as they want, and my Starbucks is cold tbqh ;~~;

>>5196161
>tfw false hope ;_______;
>>
>>5196145
"Dad! I'm not showing you my boobs!"

Seriously he's in full repression mode, I bought some girls flats, came in with my purse, and like I know my mannerisms are really girly right now, but I'm getting 0 response
>>
>>5196200
Girl butt excuse stopped working after a while for me my friends just think im wierd :s
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>>5196174
but under a t-shirt?
was it one of your fetish clothes?
>>
>>5196208
>>
>>5196185
>>5196200
Passer scum must go! REEE! (you girls look gr8 as usual) (o≧ω≦)○))`ω゚)
>>
>tfw full on depression again
>tfw cold and tired and alone
>>
>>5196172
>Game is in first person
>You will literally never see your character
>Go for the romance that screams straight girl fantasy the loudest if there's romance in the game
>>
>>5196178
Honestly compared to the whining about Anders in 2, Leliana and Zevran in Origins have the biggest fucking conversational minefields and they're the bi romances, and yet nobody cries constantly about them.
>>
>>5195580
Erin will be fine my best friend still plays it with her bf but just the old stuff doesnt like the new. Shes really funny and nice its good to have a friend like that...
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