/mtfg/ comfy sunday edition

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>>5196200
>>>5196161
>>tfw false hope ;_______;

Don't ever lose hope, Elanna.

>tfw no anyone

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>>5196208
I have an Xbox LAN party to go to in a couple of hours :3

>>5196205
Stopped working for me too, but by that point I had told them that I was trans so it was no biggie.

>>5196210
OK I'll just leave ;~;

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>>5196216
>tfw all of /mtfg/

i'd make out with some ppl, i think

>>5196217
>Xbox LAN party
What are y'all gonna be playing?

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a few days ago I was asking for makeup help and in light of that i tried to line my lips a little bigger. this is like natural makeup with a bold lip. any tips or constructive criticism? this is all drugstore stuff too

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comfiest sunday
studying data structures and playing DOMO in my bedroom

>>5196220
there are some butts i want to touch, but not without permission first

>>5196227
yeah i mean thats how i feel too.

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>>5196215
I'll try not to, for now I'll just drown my sorrows in lesbian Chinese comic books tbqh

>>5196222
Gaylo 3 and gow. I'm pretty excited, I love halo. ^^

>>5196224
guy just asked me to kill him because he didn't want to fly to the revival point
fucking weird MMO players

>>5196223
is your hair really that heavy?

thin the ends of your brows, curl your lashes, mascara and eye liner instead of focusing on your lips.

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>>5196208
Church with the family (still pre hrt and presenting as male unfortunately) and on the way to a parade. Wbu bae?

>>5196239
>I love halo
Like, ironically?

>>5196246
When are you starting, Korra-chan?

>>5196223
outline the lips with a daker color if you're lining that much, kinda looks you have lipstick outside of the actual lip there ( you can see it on some of edie's pic sometimes because she goes for a super full lip)

>>5196247
oh god i just DC'd and i had like 1Mg in vanity items i was trying to sell on me
i hope it's still there, this has happened before

>>5196239
>Gaylo 3
oh man, I remember standing in line with my friend to buy that and getting the helmet lol. I still have a 3 shirt around here somewhere I use to sleep in. What was that mango? Citrus or something?

>>5196220
AM I ONE?

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oh t
>>5196253
did not mean to reply

>>5196223
also, it looks like you have daker eyeshadow in the inside by your nose, go lighter there and gradiant to dark on the outside ( or if it's shadowy, put whiter shimmier there and blend out )

>>5196239
Playing custom games and griffball with a bunch of friends is the best desu

>>5196256
you might be
you could be

>>5196244
its dirty :\ i usually do mascara/eyeliner but wanted to try something that looked a little different. thanks tho, i will try to fix my eyebrows, they are the bane of my existence
>>5196252
thanks, i will try that!

>all my stuff still in inventory
thank god

>>5196247
No, I legit love the original trilogy, I should clarify. It sucks now, but I have so many good memories of those games.

>>5196255
Yeah I remember getting it opening day too and just playing through the whole campaign in one sitting. Such good memories. And yeah that's citrus, I just ordered volume 2 and 3 last week. ^^

>>5196263
CTF all the way ^^

>>5196239

I'm jelly of your LAN party.

Friends and Halo are fun things :(

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Got my 3rd GIC appointment coming up this month, hopefully getting my dose upped.
>breddy excited

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>>5196251
As soon as if arrives in the mail desu. I'm already out as bi trans to everyone I know so it won't be a surprise when my boy mode starts failing but it is taking so long to arrive at my house >_<

>>5196270
I was making a joke since your head is leaning to one side and it brought back that potc/cwc picture lol
Are you using primer? I'd suggest you buy some lip primer and a matte lip liner to make them look fuller if you want the bold lip look then.

>>5196274
I only played Halo 3 and onwards but 3's multiplayer was amazing with the right people and I hate shooting games

>>5196281
How did everyone react to you coming out if you don't mind me asking? I think i'm gonna wait 9 months in stealth then fuck off to university :3

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We still nice posting? I like nice posting. It's my new favorite meme.

>questionable $7 small bottle of hot sauce
>it's fucking amazing and worth every bit
I did spend $100 on groceries though, oh and got ma'amed looking like a frump by the cashier. I swear voice and a mannerisms/being cheery is everything.

>>5196208
Mild housekeeping, writing, possibly making a Shadowrun char.

>>5196274
>opening day
What is that you call it?
We refer to it as launch day and have launch parties down here.
Oooh, I'm jelly of physical mango, I gave mine all away to my fujoshi cousin ; 3;

>hierarchical hierarchy of data structures
heap
AVL Tree
binary tree
RB Tree

>>5196286
oh haha! leaning my head helps hide my gross hairline ._.
>Are you using primer? I'd suggest you buy some lip primer and a matte lip liner to make them look fuller if you want the bold lip look then.
thank you <3 i don't know what lip primer is, do you have any suggestions on a brand? i really want like, glossy, shiny lips but nothing i have makes them look that way

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>>5196294
>We still nice posting?
Till I die.

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omfg
do you ever have those days where your skin just hates you? i have had to reapply my concealer like twice and because i tweezed the few chin hairs i have last week they're in that weird stage where it's not on the surface but it's still dark, so i had to sell the remainder of my soul and spill the blood of three innocents to cover this fucking shadow. i feel like this date is not going to go well cause i'm tired and ugly. wish me luck tho lmfao

>>5196274
Halo 3 was honestly one of my favorite games, I might buy a shitbox just to play it again

>>5196308
Hey do you use concealer even if you don't have blemishes? Because right now I've just been putting it under my eyes to cover my dark circles and bags because I don't like to look tired.

>>5196308
let me go in your place
i will get the job done

>>5196302
Just get bangs if you want to hide your hairline t b h
I would just go with Urban Decay's primers and get a cheap clear lip gloss from like maybelline. Then just prime, line, lipstick and gloss. ezpz

>>5196308
edie gib makeup help pls >>5196223

>>5196294
I fucking hate niceposting

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>>5196294
Getting called a girl is the highlight of my life. Like i'm pretty sure it shouldn't feel this good.

>>5196278
;_; I only know one person there tho, you should tag along with someone like I do, it's fun ^^

>>5196296
Sorry I meant to say launch day I'm frazzled and busy doing homework and packing up 3 games consoles ;_; but yeah idk if it's a good series I would much rather have a physical version, and I love the art in Citrus

>>5196292
Halo 3 legitimately had the best multiplayer of any Halo game. You should honestly try halo 1 and 2 though, I think they have the best campaigns honestly.

>>5196314
You sold your 360? :(
Why? There's so many cheap used games for it available atm.

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>>5196316
Here's a protip and concealer isn't just for blemishes
I'd conceal my whole face t b h ;~;
;~;
;~;

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>>5196239
Whoremoans elanna, whoremoans.

I wish my cock was bigger so I can fuck holic

>>5196326
That's not very nice...

>>5196328
I agree. I hope I never get tired of it.

>>5196332
Thank you. I've been doing the right side for a while now.

>>5196329
OH NO, I didn't want to make you feel bad, like I love Canada so much. Like, I'm so fascinated by the different words y'all use for things. I love the way you say sohrry. UGH, maybe it's because the cute boys I play vidya with are Canadian and I tease them for their slight accents heh heh, also they send me ketchup chips in the mail so <33
I literally want to fly up there and have some timbits with you right now.

>>5196329

If I could come to your LAN party I would. I might even shower for it and everything.

>tfw never enough Mauler ammo
>tfw I might stay up and just play it offline

I never did complete it on Legendary...

>guy steals my kill
>thought i needed help because i was running in circles
>gets mad and obscene when i say "excuse me"
just because i play DPS and can't tank doesn't mean i can't solo >.>

>>5196279

GIC as in UK GIC?

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>>5196292
My friends were all surprised bc I had them fooled with my fake body builder Persona (pic related) and I was a massive fake homophobe along with being a sarcastic trickster. So they didn't believe it at first. But ultimately they accepted it. My family was like lol k we been k we been knew u were a fag no surprise here. ^_^;;

>>5196329
I didn't sell it, I just threw it out after it got the RROD and got a PC. I bought another one a while ago at a flea market and it got the same issue, I completely disassembled it and cleaned the entire fucking motherboard with qtips and isopropyl, and reheated the solder, and then applied new thermal paste and the fucker was still broken. I'm tired of them

>>5196352
>I was a massive fake homophobe
Wha... what?

>>5196355
Where does everyone go now that the plug is dead?

>>5196332
I dunno how anyone can find the time to do daily makeup.

I passed out and fell on my face this summer and I still got the scars and don't give a fuck about concealing it.

Mind you, no makeup adds to my tomboy hipster look, seems to work for me.

>>5196342
I don't hear the difference between my about and the about of the Americans I play with. When they tease me I launch into my best newfie accent and that don't know what I'm saying any more.

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>>5196348
Yep

>>5196266
o bbe ple let it b me

>>5196374

jelly, have my 4th in a couple weeks and expecting to finally be prescribed then : (

>>5196352
My one friend was like "Thank god you overcompensated soo much, I was like god damn can we have a simple hang out session without you dragging us into some crazy shit"

and then also " I knew before you told me, you were giving off a female vibe as soon as I entered the room"

I want to cum inside of caddy

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>>5196378
Which GIC are you at? That's seems a long time to be waiting to start.

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>>5196369
I spend an hour and a half getting ready for work...

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>>5196367

>>5196363
I pretended to be really against lgbt :v I guess a better way was to say a self hating gay in repression ;x

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>>5196166
>friend is playing vidyas on my computer
>"hey little buddy, what's in this folder here?"
>panic sets in
>yank the flash drive out of the computer
>he asks me if i have gay porn in there
>n-no
>it's actually trans info and pictures of yourself in girlmode
>"give me that."
>he tries to grab the flash drive
>"you know i'm a lot stronger than you"
>he grabs my arms and puts me in a headlock
>he ends up giving up after he can't find the folder again
>later at his house
>browsing /b/
>go to save a picture and it opens up his porn folder
>get a glimpse of thumbnails of it all over the screen for a split second before he grabs the mouse from me and exits out of it
>we don't talk about either incident to each other
>mfw I'm still unsure if I saw tranny porn on his computer

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>>5196380
>>5196352
This stories make me feel so much better about eventually coming out. Thanks for sharing guys,

>>5196388
Could you have been more of a stereotype?

>>5196355
Don't buy fatties, get a slim or an e. Original 360s are hopelessly unreliable. It's seriously worth it to have one around, but Idk, I don't have a gaming PC

>>5196343
I never completed it on legendary either ;_; not patient enough I guess

>>5196342
>tfw Americans used to tease my accent on Xbox live.
Please come up here and share some timbits w/ me, we can play vidya and talk about boys ;~;

>>5196333
A girl can dream, so I suppose I will ^^

>>5196352
I hope you give your gains away to some guy that needs them ^^

>>5196386
That is an obscene amount of time.

>>5196386
Srsly?

I made a cup of coffee and leave 10 minutes after waking up.

>>5196308
One day a guy will figure your bullshit out and kill you.

>>5196333
FUCK OFFF

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>>5196380
Lmao iktf so much
That's exactly what I did u couldn't even mention lgbt shit wo me flying off the handle from self denial. XD

>>5196397
Shower+makeup+hair, seems reasonable

>>5196208
I'm heading into Bellevue early to pick up my prescriptions before work and riding busses are comfy

>>5196407
If you're taking that much time to do those three things, then you are retarded

>>5196395
Even on eBay (A site I hardly trust) the lowest price I can find for a slim is like 97 bucks, and I don't know about you, but 97 bucks to too much to fucking pay for a locked down, piece of shit console with a PowerPC cpu and less ram then a speak and spell. I love the games, but I hate the machine

>>5196385

notts, been DIY since may '14 so its not that big of a deal. Sort of a joke though since I had my first appointment 8 month ago.

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>tfw your nephew is in the local parade

^____^

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>>5196390
>guys
woops my bad, sorry.

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>>5196380
Tell us a story Faye about the crazy shit you would get into before coming out.

>>5196369
>find the time
I shitpost on here longer than it takes me to do my makeup lol. It's like less than 5 mins for everyday wear. Even if I go out it's like an extra 10 just to make sure I do the swoops right and highlight.
>>5196373
FUCKING NEWFIES
REEEE----
jk I had a newfie friend and I dropped everything just to listen to her.
>>5196395
I'm so going to do that one day elanna, we can eat bits and talk about boys 5ever.

>>5196407
shit girl, my boy mode takes at least an hour, 30 minutes is quickkkkkkk

>>5196420
>nephew is black
So very sorry

>>5196423
I'm not a newfie, I just love the accent. It's like taking the slight Canadian accent to illogical extremes.

>>5196430
Oh ok, lol yes, I Love that accent. I'm so into accents, Canada is severely underrated when it comes to them.

>>5196419
NHS are such shitters. I got started after my first appointment but that's because there isn't a permanent GIC where I live. Just one person who comes up from Lothian so there's not much gatekeeping.

https://www.change.org/p/mac-cosmetics-estee-lauder-to-release-a-aaliyah-for-mac-limited-edition-collection-aaliyahformac?recruiter=315758411&utm_source=share_petition&utm_medium=copylink&rp_sharecordion_checklist=control

Look they are petition for zombie makeup

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>>5196396
Yeah he can have that fake repression shit lol. At least I can have big hips and bobs from it.

>>5196422
movies about homicidal teddy bears, building spud canons, made various home made fireworks that shot out of paper tubes (some of which detonated in the tube desu), invented pyroball which is played with hockey sticks and a tennis ball filled with gasoline, we made pvc with padding swords and had a 6 way melee, regularly played a marathon bocci ball game around the entire block on peoples lawns, played truth or dare and had duct tape ripped off my butt... and like I also had a thing where I'd cook anytime I got high, and would regularly run into parents while doing it. (they all confirmed this weekend they had no clue I was high)

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>>5196383
How much do you weigh tho?

>>5196397
>>5196402
Yeah this >>5196407
It's a bit long though. I caaannnn do it in an hour or less but that's rushing, not blow drying my hair and not letting me try on three or four different outfits before I finally say "fuck it, that's good enough. I don't have time to change again".

>>5196417
I'm pretty retarded, seriously, but a shower takes 15-25 mins depending if I'm washing/conditioning my hair, or using a scrub. Shaving my legs will turn that into a definite 30 mins which is like every other day. I still have to shave fuzz off my face extremely carefully. Brush my teeth, floss, mouthwash. Make up is another 20 mins. Blow drying hair is another 20 mins and then I stare into the mirror convincing myself I'm not going to die walking out the door looking the way I do as I change outfits 2-3 times.

Yeah, an hour and half.

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>>5196418
>not buying consoles for dirt cheap at goodwill or pawn shops
I know what you're saying though, but it's never about the hardware, it's about the games and there's a lot of good ones for the system that are exclusives. Same goes for the ps3.

>>5196423
Yes pls, also no Tim Horton's coffee, only pumpkin spice lattes ^^

Either way, I'm off to play games and eat junk food, later girls ^^

>tfw no qt Scottish gf

>>5196449
bye elanna pwn some noobs for us!!

>>5196423
>It's like less than 5 mins for everyday wear
Here is the problem, I cycle 5 miles to work in massive headphones, by the time I'm there any semblance of makeup is gone and if I had a shower it would be redundant because of the sweat.

It's all good though cos I work in a warehouse with guys and they don't care.

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>>5196447
>I'm pretty retarded, seriously, but a shower takes 15-25 mins depending if I'm washing/conditioning my hair, or using a scrub. Shaving my legs will turn that into a definite 30 mins which is like every other day. I still have to shave fuzz off my face extremely carefully. Brush my teeth, floss, mouthwash. Make up is another 20 mins. Blow drying hair is another 20 mins and then I stare into the mirror convincing myself I'm not going to die walking out the door looking the way I do as I change outfits 2-3 times.
>
>Yeah, an hour and half.

Oh Caddy, I like you more and more. May you look and feel like a supermodel every time you leave your apartment.

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>>5196443
Good stuff. This sustains me.

>>5196314
download Halo Online, it's free

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?time_continue=90&v=_DSTZbS6LvA
>The erotic vaginal scent of a desirable woman

>>5196447
Im chubby builtfat if that's what you're asking

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>>5196426
Well my family is a pretty heavily different when it comes to looks and skin colours Pic related, from right to left my younger sister, cousin, and niece.

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>>5196451
Well hello there.

>>5196456
Hey, I bicycle commute too 25 mile round trip <3
Oh yeah, I have a desk job now but when I worked at an auto shop I'd just fucking leave, I'd rather check my bike over than do my face.
I don't do headphones though, gotta hear all the "GET OFF THE ROAD" talk and listen to the wind ;3 but seriously, I have hearing damage and don't want to mess with it. I had bone conducting headphones before but I just decided it wasn't worth it.
I'm lucky enough to shower at work and get there in time to fix myself up which is super minimal because I'm not dolling up to work in an office.
that's really cool to see another cyclist around here though ; 3; I've been car-free for like.. 7ish years now and I was a car mechanic before lol

>>5196471
maki pls

>>5196443
This sounds more like some good old fashion fun rather than crazy shit.

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>>5196458
You're sweet.

>>5196471
>chubby builtfat
That's exactly what I'm asking, yes. Pic related.

>>5196201
kek if the implications weren't so serious I'd find my dad being the total opposite and constantly interrogating me over tiny details equally hilarious

>>5196316
I just smear concealer all over my entire face to hide my uneven complexion, dark circles, beard shadow etc. as much as possible

>>5196380
>mfw most of my friends either were or are raving SJWs despite being straight/cis
coming out to them wasn't really a problem, apart from convincing them to shut up about it and not go shouting it out to everybody else inc. my parents just because "you should be proud of who you are f a m!!!!!1!"

>>5196389
that sounds horrifying
I just didn't ever use my computer around other people basically

>>5196397
I take 2-3 hours getting ready to go out when I do full makeup and honmode

>>5196426
Korra is black herself?

>>5196447
>I'm pretty retarded, seriously, but a shower takes 15-25 mins depending if I'm washing/conditioning my hair, or using a scrub. Shaving my legs will turn that into a definite 30 mins which is like every other day. I still have to shave fuzz off my face extremely carefully. Brush my teeth, floss, mouthwash. Make up is another 20 mins. Blow drying hair is another 20 mins and then I stare into the mirror convincing myself I'm not going to die walking out the door looking the way I do as I change outfits 2-3 times.

this sound exactly like what I do for my boymode, I don't think I could handle what it'd take for me to be ok in girlmode.

funny side story, the bride was like telling me about the bridesmaids getting ready, and the screaming and crying and trying things on three times, and I was like "I had an easy morning, I got to steal all the free products in the room and got ready in an hour, but like that was me two days ago when I was doing a test run")

>>5196472
Maybe you shouldn't be posting pictures of your underage family members unbeknownst to them and without their consent on a website for pedophiles and degenerates. Just a thought.

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Everyone
Operation
Jenna's mouth cherry V. roommate is a go
I repeat mouth cherry is a go

>>5196478
put a wet paste on one of those garage wall boards with all the little holes on them that people use to hang up stuff, and then put 1000 bottle rockets on it and lit it

made a molatov cocktail and threw it at a school, and then found out how hard it is to put out a gas fire

I mean this guy is now a zen Buddhist type that talks about energy and self, so I guess he figures I drug him into all this every time we hung out

>>5196434
>>5196419
I'll likely end up with notts so I'm just gonna punch my liver and kidneys in the dick with qhi pills til I can move out from my parents' house
being an autist who rarely leaves the house I can't really go prancing off to nottingham 3-4 hours away all day, over £100 by train, without a great deal of suspicion

>>5196443
a lot of that sounds terrifying to me
I spent my childhood indoors playing Simcity 4

>>5196456
oh god I don't think my autism could handle that that sounds gross as fuck

>>5196472
wait what ethnicity are you?

>>5196482
faye, you know how your dad is acting oblivious right?
time to bust out a dress?

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>>5196479
>Caddy likes the fat ones
Tempting.
Naw senpai it aint worth it I aint about that life anymore desu

>>5196500
I doubt that will change anything, it should have been abundantly clear by now.

>>5196208
By working till midnight

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>tfw she goes offline

;_;

>>5196476
Ahhh cool :D
25 miles is great, I used to do 20 a day at my last job, recently spent a grand on a new bike, it's super fast and light, took about 6 minutes off my commute.

I'm never going to get a car, I plan on moving to london at some point and a bike is the best way to get around, so it's a good investment.

>>5196513
well I mean, its that or board shorts and a bikini top

>>5196508
>goal body

>>5196481
>I just smear concealer all over my entire face
I'm not sure it's supposed to be used like that...

>>5196482
Why take hormones and then go through all that just to pass as a boy? Just start living as a girl already like you really want to.

>>5196491
No one gives a shit chaser

>>5196512
>>5196500
"Son why are you wearing a tunic? You didn't tell me you had been accepted to a Greek frathouse!"

I'm uk idek if that's the right term
you people wear togas and shit at university right?

>>5196508
>I'm not finding that sexy
>I think that isn't sexy on a girl at all
>that chicks dick isn't big enough for me

>women's bodies are made for me to look at

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>Dat feel when you send this to jenna's flat mate

>>5196499

you can request to be sent to whatever GIC, I only chose notts because it's only an hours drive for me.

So you can go to charingX or somewhere without prehistoric practices and enjoy 18 months waiting list then 3 months before prescription, or go notts and enjoy a 3-5 month waiting list then a 8-10 month wait for a perscription.

Good call on the QHI though, I fucking love them really good speed and service for the uk

>>5196525
It's what I'm wearing in the pics I've posted that people say I look marginally better in

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>>5196483
Good point. Forethought should been better than that. I forgot where I was for a second :v

>>5196499
Black, but my family is of the extremely fair complexion variety. Alot of the girls can pass for Asian, Hispanic, or mixes white or native Americans. We have alot of interracial mixing in our pedigree.

>>5196536
FUCK OFF CHASER

>>5196517
Damn, you're cool as fug in my book. I used to commute on my carbon bike but I switched to a steel bike with more relaxed geo for now, this is my favorite time of year so I like to take in the weather.

I would advise you to invest in a go-pro or any type of camera for your commutes. London drivers are the worst and you want proof. I would even go as far as recommending you have a rear cam and a front cam on your person, it's really not expensive. It's saved my butt a couple of times over the years when dealing with police as cyclist tend to get blamed first.

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>notice a cute girl walking around
>get jealous I don't have boots as cute as the ones she's wearing

>>5196531
>you people
FUG U MEAN YOU PEOPLE

>>5196550
I'm not trying to chase shit. I'm someone looking out for a friend

>>5196516
JUST GIVE UP ALREADY


SHE IS STRAIGHT

>>5196537
What's wrong with Notts? I go there, and never had a problem...

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>>5196508
Her hands look like my hands which is nice...

But those people are so fucking mean like why you gotta be mad about a gym's facebook encouraging you to diet and exercise? I'm assuming that's what Spartan Race is.

I just think squishy people are more comfy for naps.

>>5196534
>>that chicks dick isn't big enough for me

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>quietly sings "the man in the mirror to self"

i look so clocky omfg
i am like doing math equations in my head
like "if you look halfway decent from 3 miles away, and your date is moving at 40mph towards your house, how long will it take before he sees you and runs?"

>>5196537
well, wherever, I live in East Anglia so the same problem still applies, you gotta make a 2-day trip of it no matter where you go

>>5196554
muricans

>>5196573
you ever coming back to the tc?

>>5196565

They're lovely, like I always feel great after a session, but they're slow with the treatment and they have their weird 3rd appointment where you have to bring someone along to verify your story

>>5196575
>tfw i live 20 mins away from notts GIC
>tfw they won't give me mones because I'm a NEET

nuh

>>5196551
I've been thinking about doing that, atleast 3 times a week I'm yelling at some asshole cos he almost killed me.

I'm no stranger to london roads though, cycled through it nearly every weekend last year to see my ex, I would almost say its safer there cos people actually look for cyclists, they don't where I live.

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This parade is fun and all but the music they're playing on some of the floats is in bad taste. I don't care for blasting rap music at max volume talking about fucking hoes and riding dicks is very family friendly ugh

>>5196585

who's your psych?

>>5196588
fuck knows i can't remember her name, this was like a year ago. i've been self medding for 2 and a half years now so whatev

>>5196584
Is the third appointment thing something they don't do elsewhere?
Tbh, I just think it's the NHS in general. They simply don't have enough resources to see everyone - especially since I read the number of people coming out as trans is meant to be rising.
>>5196585
Is this because of the RLE?

>>5196586
It's gotten worse t b h, and weekends are light compared to weekdays. I just want you to be safe and prepared. I feel like Now there are more people ready to shit on cyclist but yeah, more are aware especially with the sheer number of us on the road but that also pisses people off.

>>5196587
parades are awful desu

>>5196592
They don't do that third appointment thing where I am. I'm only seen by one psych and she just seems to go along with whatever I say.

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>Mom is going to give me $5000 because her house sold

>>5196519
Huh?

>>5196592

nope, it's standard to see 2 different psychs but only notts asks for you to bring somone along

I read something that the GICs have the exact same amount of funding tey had 20 years ago despite the number of trannies tripling or some shit

Theres also weird pseudo-political stuff where most of the protocols are written by charingX, and nottingham and a the other northern ones dont like to listen to them so jsut do what they want

>>5196592
>Is this because of the RLE?
yeah, i needed proof that i was living as a girl IRL in either a job or school.

It's funny because the lady thought my boymode was a girlmode and I'd been dressing like that for years so she was like 'youre already living as a girl you just need to get a job lol'

>>5196582
sup

>>5196573
just guy mode for once in public

>>5196605
Based, whatcha gonna do with it?

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This car looks cool AF imo

>>5196587
judging from the pictures you posted I dont know why you are surprised seeing as it looked like the parade was nothing but people in their cars and trailers attached. someone else come along and say something more racist.

>>5196606
sorry, I meant to quote this post >>5196512

>>5196611
looks like a bioncle desu

>>5196595
Hahaha don't worry about me I'm experienced, even had altercations before that got physical, it's all good fun really.

>>5196604
Wow...never knew... Not a problem forme, though, been on hormones a while now, but just interested to see these differences.
>>5196607
lol wow, got an appointment in December, might ask about that stuff then. I find it really interesting 2bh.
>>5196608
Had you tried looking for a job anyway or were you just like waiting for hormones before looking?

>>5196610
Maybe finish paying off my student debt. That'll leave me with around $2000 still. I could upgrade my computer. What other things could I buy with $2000

>>5196629
orchy

>>5196525
Things got really bad when I came out, gf almost left, sexual assault, beaten. it's so hard and scaryto be full time

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>>5196508
>all those salty fatties

i think i can feel my arteries clogging from the copious amounts of fatlogic alone.

>>5196629
Oh, paying off debt is actually pretty good, I hope I can pay it off within the next five years or so ugh..
Maybe instead of buying things take a trip?
BUY A BICYCLE!!!

>>5196638
sheen, are you getting those hair grafts btw?

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>>5196640
>it's so hard and scaryto be full time

>>5196626
>were you just like waiting for hormones before looking
I was already on mones for like a year when I got my first appointment, they flipped shit and were like 'omg that's dangerous, pls stop!!"

It's my own fault though really for being a pathetic, anxious, sex working loser. I wish my mum would kick me out but it's too comfy here and I can't make myself leave.

>>5196648
yes, not until 2017 when I can legally leave the country
I have a countdown and everything
http://www.timeanddate.com/countdown/to?month=04&day=17&year=2017&hour=0&min=0&sec=0&p0=47

>>5196653
why can't you leave the country right now?

>>5196652

really? my first appointment I asked about this and they swore blind that they've never and will never ask someone to stop DIY

>>5196652
lol yeah they are like that. You do sex work instead?

>>5196640
Wait so you came out and then... went back into the closet? Who assaulted you?

>it's so hard and scaryto be full time
I know. I'm sorry all that happened.

>>5196654
She's bankrupt or was, Strayan law prevents her from leaving
>>5196653
Thanks Shan, will you please report back when you've had it done too? I really want to know if they're any good before I go get mine done

>>5196654
I went bankrupt last year and can't leave until it expires

>>5196663
will do :)

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>go to starbucks
>barista is qt as fuck and she has dark red hair
>freeze up when placing order and get nervous
fuck I think I just dropped all my spaghetti

>>5196640
i'm still in stealth mode, the area i live in is quite racist/homophobic so if i was walking around in female clothes.. yeah...

I did fall for the "dropped your gay card mate" joke on my way home from work today, but i took solace in the fact that i wasnt sad enough to be drowning my sorrows at 10:30 am

>>5196652
Wow really I was 6 months in when I had my first appointment and they weren't surprised at all, I was at charing x though

>>5196655
they didn't tell me to stop but they said I should stop and made sure to stress how dangerous it was multiple times, then flipped more shit when I showed them my blood test results because the E was way higher than it should have been

>>5196657
kinda, i make most of my money selling videos and pics online now but i did the whole sucking dicks thing for a while

>>5196609
nm, just went here to tell the tale of operation jenna, and then was called a chaser.

>>5196686
>then flipped more shit when I showed them my blood test results because the E was way higher than it should have been
for a male or a female?
thats kinda the point isnt it?

>>5196669
Thanks bbe
You've made so much progress and think how thin you'll be by the time you get your new weave, you're gonna look great

>>5196686
I see why you couldn't have told them that you had a 'job' then

>>5196686
what they should do is immediately move you onto legit hrt, they do that around here, but I'm too scared to go

>>5196589
kek this is literally going to be me
I'm going to finally escape dysphoria and pass the majority of the time only to find out a week after getting my legit prescription that I'm going to have to be hooked up to a dialysis machine for the rest of my life

>>5196608
wait what
you need a job to get diagnosed/treatment??
JUST
FUCK
MY
SHIT
UP
T B H
F A M

>>5196640
:-| these are fears I could do without considering all the other shit I'm dealing with already

>>5196652
wow wtf everyone I've spoken to IRL says if you've been doing it longer than 6 months they don't have any problem with you continuing to self-med

I'm craving a strong man so hard right now; _;
I'm shivering

>>5196732
>you need a job to get diagnosed/treatment??
somebody has to keep the gates
might as well keep the filthy aspies and neets out

>>5196737
Are you sure you're not craving a sweater?

>>5196659
first people I came out too was my gay uncle and his fiancée, his fiancée walked past half my family, entered in my bathroom, grabbed my dick from behind, slammed me into a wall and kissed me. on his wedding night. He then came back and fucked with me multiple times that night and the next morning.

The DA told me that they wouldn't take it to trial because " a jury could be convinced that your gender confusion could mean you were confused if you wanted it or not."

>>5196737
I'm shivering too, but not because of that. Not that I would mind a strong man.

>>5196732
Probably because in her case her levels were high.
& you won't need a job. I was at uni they just want to see you're out in the world. But they do want 2 piece of evidence with your new name. At Nottingham, anyway, it would appear practice varies between the two.

>Can I at least be a girl in the afterlife

kek
implying there is afterlife

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I found where my dad keeps his gun. I'm going to wait a week when he is going to be gone a few days and I'll do the deed then.

It's weird, I got all jittery and excited when I was holding it. I think it was the first time I smiled in the past few weeks.

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>>5196671
Transbians r gross

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>>5196694
both, i was taking it sublingually and took some right before my test, my level was mental

>>5196716
exactly, i casually mentioned i dabbled in camwork but they said it didn't count

>>5196723
they don't give a fuck lol i dont really care anymore to try when i can just get my own

>>5196732
>I'm going to have to be hooked up to a dialysis machine for the rest of my life
at least it would be enough of a push to finally make me sudoku

>you need a job to get diagnosed/treatment??
yup, only real girls have jobs.
>b-but my anxiety
Just go outside more senpai

>gorgeous cousin who looks like me if I was a redhead and also not a hon
>gets to show off her forehead with hair parted in the middle because of zero brow bossing
REEEEEEEEEEE

>>5196738
;-;

>>5196750
Don't.

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American beer tastes awful ;_;

>>5196742
what the fuck. im so sorry

>>5196750
Do you need someone to talk to?

>>5196672
>dropped your gay card mate
what does that even mean?

why would they say that? do you look feminine?

>>5196753
sorry facts are facts
>>5196755
that's not beer, it's yeast flavored pisswater

>>5196739
I have my blankets, thank you
>>5196743
>>5196743
Are you cold?

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>>5196751
Yeah... but... My gfs cooler than your bf :P

>>5196742
>The DA told me that they wouldn't take it to trial because " a jury could be convinced that your gender confusion could mean you were confused if you wanted it or not."
the world we fucking live in

>>5196686
dicks of random men?

>>5196757
is ok, I just tell people so they can know that even in California in 2015 our human rights are constantly in jeopardy for being trans.

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>>5196751
I'm not gross I'm a qt grill :(

>>5196426
what's wrong with being black?

>>5196744
fuck I'd better wait until I'm not a pussy bitch and afraid to change my name then
it's hard to let go of why am I so dumb
even though it's obviously a male name I never thought of my name as a "guy name", it's just my name
but I get dysphoria from male pronouns etc.
and wearing mens' clothes feels like getting dressed in some dirty hobo stranger's clothes, really uncomfortable and foreign
so I'm not fake trans it's just the name thing
why am I so aspergers

>>5196742
just murder everybody imo

>>5196742
i can't even pretend this is funny
that's just... bizarre

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>>5196750
Pls don't sis. : ( if u need someone to talk too or acceptance/attention I gotchu
. . .

>>5196754
Nah.

>>5196758
Nah, I've done all the talking I can. Talking doesn't really fix problems, it just makes you more aware of them. I made a mistake by waiting until I was 19 to start with my masculine genetics. I should have run away when I was 12 in order to seek the treatment I needed but I was too much of a coward then. Since I can't turn back time, this is the best course of action I could take.

>>5196776
yup

>>5196761
i honestly dont know what it means i was walking home smoking a cig and these 2 guys were outside the pub
>he looks over and makes eye contact
>"oh hes gonna ask for a cig/use my lighter
>"excuse me mate you dropped something"
>"?"
>"your gay card?"
i ended up laughing and calling him a dickhead, his mate laughed and i walked off

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>>5196742
>his fiancée walked past half my family, entered in my bathroom, grabbed my dick from behind, slammed me into a wall and kissed me. on his wedding night. He then came back and fucked with me multiple times that night and the next morning.
so hot

>>5196796
You were mistaken for a fag instead of a tranny.

>>5196742
also what actually is the train of logic for that
like even if they're huge transphobic bigots is it just a random, out-there statement because they hate you for being trans or was there an actual thought process that lead to that statement?

>>5196790
Can you tell us who you are so we can watch to see if you actually disappear?

>>5196796
you are so cool
i would probably just start shaking and go full autism and they would beat me up because i didn't appreciate the joke/banter properly

>>5196790
I'm so sorry that it's gotten to the point where you feel this is the best next step to take in your life.

>>5196752
Would you ever have surgery?
>>5196786
Is your name something you could keep by adopting a female variant, then having everyone just refer to you as male version?

like Alexandria but everyone still calls you Alex?

You see what I mean?

>>5196794
whoa
how much do you get paid for that? do you also do anal?

>>5196790
Look, anon, how long have you been transitioning for? If it's just about looks it's not worth it.
Strive to get FFS, keep taking those hormones, you will get there, I promise

>>5196813
god no
the female variations sound fucking awful and would probably be blocked by a civil court in this day and age if you tried to name a baby that

it's not really my first name as such, it's that my full name (inc. middle) looks really, really nice and eye-catching in print and sounds nice phonetically. as a bona fide sperg that brings me a lot of joy. poor kerning on album covers upsets me, I can't even look at the cover of the third vampire weekend album without getting seriously pissed off because of the sloppy text graphics.

>>5196813
>Would you ever have surgery?
idk maybe, i don't see myself living past 30 desu

>>5196815
>how much do you get paid for that?
130 an hour
>do you also do anal?
yes

>>5196809
i'm an aspie and i did think they we're going to fuck my shit up but like me they laughed it off

>>5196813
god no
the female variations sound fucking awful and would probably be blocked by a civil court in this day and age if you tried to name a baby that

it's not really my first name as such, it's that my full name (inc. middle) looks really, really nice and eye-catching in print and sounds nice phonetically. as a bona fide sperg that brings me a lot of joy. poor kerning on album covers upsets me, I can't even look at the cover of the third vampire weekend album without getting seriously pissed off because of the sloppy text graphics.

it's also totally unique so if I posted it you'd be able to google me instantly :-|

>>5196806
he's just trying to paint upright gay couples bad with a fictional story

fucking faye and his tranny plot to bring down innocent gay men

>>5196807
Nah, I'm just an anon.

>>5196810
It's okay. It'll be over soon.

>>5196817
I'm 23 now and the hrt were basically sugar pills for me. I'm 6'2'' and didn't even lose much muscle from all the years I was on hrt.
>you will get there, I promise
Not everyone gets there.

oh whoops
damn captcha gets confusing

>>5196499
it costs me £35 for a day ticket to Nottingham (I go there for friends anyway) or like £45 for an open return if you buy on the day, and I have to change trains, you have a straight service, Norwich to Liverpool, going through Nottingham, it won't be much more. You get your clinic letter a few weeks in advance, you can book online and it'll be like £20. You panic and don't research properly. Just say you made friends on the internet or they're uni friends. I've never encountered such a defeatist person.

>>5196830
I thought faye was just crazy.
Like rawr and her stories.

>>5196824
>yes
aren't you scared of catching something?

>>5196824
kek one of my friends gets paid £200 an hour
she's cis tho

>>5196823
lol u
Well, I mean if you do get treatment at Nottingham you've got a while to wait, so you'll have plenty time to think up names. I'm sure you'll be able to get something that flows well. Ask your parents if they had a name for if you were born a girl, might help things.

>>5196824
if you wanted it on the nhs you'd have to go back to them, is the only problem. I'm sure you'll make it past 30, anon, you just got to believe

>>5196835
>I've never encountered such a defeatist person.
Yes that is Edgar.

>>5196752

lol, I wonder if you're the reason they told me like 10 times to take my meds atleast 12 hours before my test

>>5196806
a lotta people tell me its haram

>>5196830
Cisgendered gay men are the worst, look at how the rest of this entire board thinks and talks about us.

>>5196831
You really don't pass at all though? Muscle will go in time

>>5196842
it's noelle now you past-shaming shitlord

>>5196835
>Just say you made friends on the internet or they're uni friends
They know me too well, if I said this they'd laugh in my face like "no, REALLY, why are you going there?"
Weird about the ticket prices, when I looked on there a few times some months ago it was all over £100 for a return, how strange. Good though, at least that's affordable.

>>5196845
>look at how the rest of this entire board thinks and talks about us
Can you blame them?

>>5196849
He will always be Edgar to me.

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>>5196839
no, i'm not some daft retard who goes bareback. you have to majorly unlucky to catch something serious when you're always using a condom

>>5196840
trannies always lose

>>5196841
>if you wanted it on the nhs you'd have to go back to them, is the only problem
i know, i'm gonna go back at some point if i actually get my disaster of a life on track

>>5196843
probably! they said it was the highest level they'd ever seen before lol

>>5196855
>He will always be Edgar to me.
wow racist

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>>5196782

>>5196854
>They know me too well, if I said this they'd laugh in my face like "no, REALLY, why are you going there?"
Just insist that's the truth, or come out. Anon's giving you some pretty good advice here

>>5196854
Say it's a field trip for uni
There's something there that is relevant to your course, say you need to use uni of notts library
Don't tell them you're going to Nottingham, just say you'll be at uni all day and then go anyway

btw, I am right in thinking you go to uni, aren't I?

>>5196841
er no I don't think I will ask them that given the shitstorm that would follow as I'm not out to them yet
it'd probably be something snowflakey like my sister though
I have, like, stockholm syndrome for my shitty male life even though it makes me want to kill myself oh goodness do I need therapy...

hey

>>5196865
hey

>>5196805
>>5196831
iktf desu senpai

>>5196859
Losers don't constitute a race anon.

>>5196848
It's been 3 years.....

>>5196865
hai
>>5196857
I believe you can get it on track! Good luck, and may we never meet in the waiting room of the clinic
>>5196864
Even just to ask like out of 'curiosity' not to say yeah I think that'll do for me.
Just something people do anyway - it can help, but yeah just think it over.

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>>5196860

>>5196857
That pic. Just how in denial can you be?

>>5196855
>"He will always be Edgar to me."
- My dad after I come out

>>5196862
oh sure 'cause coming out is so easy isn't it Abby / Lily / rich bragger of the month

>>5196863
yeah, though only until next May
aside from that, reasonably good idea
I'm a shit liar but it's a sensible course of action
though they may insist on driving me there like they do to most places and I'll have no good reason to refuse

>>5196873
Well, for the whole thing to go down you're talking longer than 3 anyway. puberty doesn't just happen over night. Are your levels right? And are you really that big, or is dysphoria just telling you that you're massive?

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>>5196877
You'll be cute one day Abby.

>>5196845
its true, first time i went to a gay bar femboy mode i was hit on relentlessly but i knew the bar guy, he mentioned i was trans and one of the guys i'd met ended up telling me i should just be a pretty gay boy because i'd never pass and trans people were disgusting and that i should suck his dick. apparently the guy had a reputation, but what a thing to say to someone who has just come out and is celebrating.

>>5196867
>>5196875
helo

>>5196876

you're gonna get loved tenderly

>>5196875
Oh I understand, I've heard cis friends discuss it before, that it's a common question for people to ask their parents. Just mine are insanely suspicious and pick up on any details, innocuous or otherwise, to nitpick over. This is why I am at uni- so I can spend as little time as possible in a crazy fucking household. They'd think I was trans even if I wasn't.

>>5196883
>oh sure 'cause coming out is so easy isn't it Abby / Lily / rich bragger of the month
I think we have a new Kayla :3 [spoiler]but seriously, just say you're meeting a friend, it's not that difficult, you keep putting all these obstacles in front of yourself[/spoiler]

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>>5196865
hey I herd u have a new stare jiff

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>>5196886
>implying
lol is that a pic of sophie?
>>5196883
oh sure 'cause coming out is so easy isn't it Abby / Lily / rich bragger of the month
pic related

>>5196883
Trust me, you'll have to get used to the lying life. Anyway, if you don't want to get a job, sort out getting an appointment asap, then you can use uni as your Real Life Experience - otherwise they may say job. Why would they drive you there if they have to spend the day there? They won't be able to come with you, just tell them that or something.

If you really want, I'll add you and Skype and you can show them the chat logs and say you've made a new friend or something.

Be creative! You'll think of someway to get round them.

>>5196885
I stopped grasping at those straws a while back. It's just a shit situation with no real solution. I found my ticket off this ride and I intend to use it rather than do anymore unnecessary suffering.

>>5196892
If I was putting obstacles in front of myself, I wouldn't currently be on QHI meds or trying to pic out a female hairstyle. I have, like, 5 friends offline. And yeah the trip "Kayla 2.0" has been suggested to me on here on multiple occasions but Kayla got offended so I didn't use it.

>>5196888
u kk?
>>5196891
Fair enough! Another one people do is look up common names for their birth year - may be helpful.

>>5196899
They call her Partial Autist on /v.

>>5196903
Anon, I would never deny someone the right to suicide - it's your life. But if you're going to end it, don't you want to be damn well sure you've tried absolutely everything? Because there is always hope, I'm not just hugboxing, I'm being serious, I was ready to do it too and now I'm just glad I didn't.

>>5196891
I did that a lot as a child
Now that this point in time has come I don't want that name or anything to do with my parents

>>5196806
the DA has to explain why "the people" wont prosecute a case, it's normally because of not enough evidence, they called me in after the investigation and said there was enough evidence, but they wouldn't go to trial because basically he can just use that defense even though there were eye witnesses (which the DA has probably lost too before)

>>5196897
Sheen, make ur bed

>>5196915
did your uncle's fiance cum inside you?

>>5196909
lol why do they call her that?

>>5196899
I didn't mean you were rich, sorry, I have no idea whether you're rich or not
just the bragging part really

>>5196901
I have aspergers
I have difficulty displaying my actual emotions, let alone faking other ones, that's why lying is hard for me, I have no emotional misgivings whatsoever over lying if the situation is extreme enough to require it e.g. this

I've been curious as to whether my uni honmode would count as RLE but the problem is I have to go guymode at christmas and all summer so idk if it counts
They'd drive me there, up to the doors of where I want to go, because they know I'm a massive sperg and I got lost last summer in a village made up of literally two roads

honestly my best bet is to wait until I've moved out from them but the issue is I need a job for that and that relies on all kinds of factors, only some of which are within my control, so it could be quite a while

>>5196903
then why are you making such a big deal about it on here? posting on and on about it makes it sound to me like you're seeking the attention i.e. a cry for help more than anything else. if I do it it'll be without an announcement or any other warning, not some stupid ceremonial thing.

>>5196924
it's now his husband, and no which is why I didn't say he raped me, I said he sexually assaulted me

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Normie stuff is hella boring. I mean it's liberating to be out as trans but eh, I still prefer to be at home playing video games and imagining sucking a massive /fit/ dick desu

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>>5196897

>>5196905
no are you?

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>>5196909
damn that's mean :(
>>5196929
also if you have a problem with me just say it to me, I don't like the typical back-talk catty bullshit that goes on here. (I'm not rich but my family is)

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http://www.chrisentiae.com/fotos_of_chrisentiae.html
>Fotos of lesbian gurl Chrisentiae Saint-Piaf, her eHRT timeline.
Jesus Christ.

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>>5196931
tfw not tall cis girl
>>5196934
annie r u ok

>>5196905
Yeah, I have done that, nothing really took my fancy, it's sensible advice though
Maybe it'll just take more time on hrt for me to become less picky or something idk

>>5196915
no sorry this is just confusing
why do they think gender confusion = consent confusion? is it some kind of "all trannies are perverts" argument, is that what they're getting at?

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>>5196929
>that's why lying is hard for me
Girl I lie like breathing and I have aspergers

>>5196929
You're right. Sorry.

>>5196939
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_IUof_QdvKA
this cannot be a real person

>>5196941
no are u

>>5196939
>tfw it could always have been much worse

why do we have to be associated with these fucking weirdos mayne?

>>5196950
i'm whatever
little p.o.'d i can't watch my football game, but i have the nfl gamepass thing so i'll watch it tomorrow.

>>5196952
It's funnier that way.

>>5196937
it wasn't supposed to be sneaky or anything, even you've said yourself you act more abrasive and boastful on here than you are IRL which is just dumb and antagonistic, it's not a secret

also I'd count your family being rich as you being rich, it's basically the same thing unless they absolutely loathe you and wouldn't help you out if you needed it

heck, my family is poor and even then my mum got cut out of her dad's will for no reason, all she got was his most recently rain mac and an *offer* to buy his car at a set price, fuckin' weird...

>>5196952
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5CUrF7Rxqew
IM A WOMYN

>>5196948
>this cannot be a real person
Humans are a diverse and interesting species, it's entirely possible this thing is human

>>5196945
Don't listen to her...I mean, she's sorta right, but if there is a part of you that wants to live we're here to listen/help.

>>5196925
I think her tumblr was called Partial Asian or something similar. The rest is just /v being themselves.

>>5196937
It's mean but so funny.

>>5196939
>14 months HRT
>looks exactly the same

kill me

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>>5196941
I only know half those feels but I see your feels and raise u a

>tfw no manlet bf to gently dom

;_;

>>5196943
okay but it's different for different people
I just can't act at all full stop and lying comes under that, I've tried with other things before and it never works
guess it can't hurt to keep trying, I'm gonna ruin my relationship with them anyway

>>5196959
God, your family is such a spectacle.

>>5196943
Same, i can straight up lie to anyone with no feelings whatsoever, but if i try and lie to my mum i end up laughing, just kill me твн faм

>>5196929
Ahhh sorry, I didn't know!
What counts (or counted as RLE) are two forms of proof from 'official institutions' of a change gender. so, for me, it was a bank account in my new name and my uni card - to prove I was out there living it new. I do not know if they would accept your honmode - not saying you don't do it - because it's not *proof* if you see what I mean, they've only got your wordfor it - but they might!

If lying is too hard maybe try suggesting the issues to see what sort of problems you'd come up against - like hey mom/dad there's a exhibition/event/whatever in Nottingham do you think I'd be ok to go there if I took a friend (you said you had irl friends, didn't you?) so that way you're not saying I am going, but you're suggesting it. Then you can get an idea of what sort of objections they'd raise and if you can get around.

If you want to wait until you move out, then that's okay too, but I just think it's worth a shot, right? That's my motto

>>5196942
dunno that's how they ended it, and I got to sit with it the rest of my life, I'm 100% it meant

>if you could be "confused" about your gender

(note I straight up told them I was trans, and identify as female, they are the are the ones that used "confused")

> I could also be "confused" about my sexuality

(they asked if I had ever been with a guy) and could have been "confused" about if I wanted it.

they did ask earlier "what would you say to a jury if they asked you what the difference between being trans and being gay is"