Gay General - Cam Whore Edition

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First for the Fatherland.

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>>5192678
is he a togepi...
baka

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First for tfw no tall bf

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>>5192678
2nd for sex camwhore selfies

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>>5192675
How does one get gay friends if they life in a dry town with no LGBT in sight? Would I have to make a pilgrimage?

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I want to make someone happy. Like if my hypothetical bf has a bad day I want to do everything I can to cheer him up.

What am I even talking about it's almost 2am now.

>>5192703

EW WTF

>>5192706

gimme a sec, ill answer this

>>5192711
Okay sempai

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>>5192699
>that show
I'm very glad I was introduced to it. So good.
>>5192706
Poke around online til you find someone near you. Hopefully they're up for hanging out as friends and not fwb's.

>>5192720
i've never seen it
i just know she makes funny faces

>>5192702
Hello again short anon, its 6'3" anon again

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>>5192704
>I would imagine having one would be very funsies.
I think I'd start by cooking something simple and sweet with him. Hmmmmm.

>>5192699
>togepi
???

>>5192725
ey bb what's up

>>5192720
What show?

>>5192706

Right.

The best way to meet other guys in a non-sexual scenario is through everyday life. Get a hobby, join a community or volunteer at a charity. These are good ways to meet new people generally and, if you keep playing the numbers, you will also meet plenty of other gay men. If you dont have the confidence to sift through all the straight men, you can try LGBT-only societies - government funded LGBT youth groups are common, and some bookclubs, pottery classes etc market themselves as being only for gay men.

Once you meet a few guys, things will snowball - it is much easier to make *more* friends than it is to make friends from scratch.

In terms of telling who is gay and who isnt if youre too impatient to "play the numbers", you could try facebook stalking, asking questions about their previous relationships, or even just letting them know you are gay and seeing how they react.

Oh and I should say, its pretty important youre out of the closet for this stuff.

>>5192678
mfw got rid of my buttcrack hair and now can't stop fingering my hole because it feels so nice and smooth :3

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>>5192730

>>5192733
strangers with candy
it's supposed to be good, but i haven't gotten around to watching it

>>5192731
Nothin much just smacked my fucking head on a car door frame today

I'm not even that tall, just autistic

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>>5192720
disgusting. stop posting fat ugly monsters. it looks like when you tie string around a bread/meat and bake it

>>5192743

ngl thought that was a dildo from the thumbnail

>>5192743
Is that supposed to look like a sex toy?

>>5192740
I even do that sometimes with my car even though I'm only 5'6". Ain't no one got time to watch where they're going.

>>5192743
>pic
thought that was a sexy toy at first :/

>>5192738
Oh man I wanna shave my butt again now. Having a 100% smooth butthole/crotch/gooch is the best feel

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>>5192724
Oh you must see it. Good stuff. I love the mom; she's hilarious and mean to Jerry.
>>5192733
Strangers with Candy.
>>5192743
It's disturbing that you thought of food when you saw that pic.

>>5192756
>>5192738
until a few days later and the real fun begins

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>>5192735
>It's pretty important youre out of the closet for this stuff.

Damn. I personally choose to stay inside for the sake of not going through the trouble.

Another stupid question: Is it okay to ask everybody what state they are in? It's a pretty /soc/ thing to do but I have kinda sorta camwhored here.

>>5192739
oh shit, you're correct. I would've never seen that.

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>>5192678

>>5192763
it be easier to just say where you are
also
>guy
good taste

>>5192756
I prefer having my crotch trimmed because it looks weird to me when they're 100% smooth. But short trimed hair looks so good.

Smooth buttholes rule. Although I also like hairy cheeks :3

>>5192750
>>5192753
>>5192755
sluts

>>5192767
I hope I never flirt with a random gg Anon who looks like this.

>>5192761
>It's disturbing that you thought of food when you saw that pic.
It was even more disgusting that *I* thought it was sex toy.

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>>5192678

literally no one is posting webm selfies because everyone on here is ugly as sin

>>5192763

being in the closet makes meeting gay people like a million times harder and is also detrimental to your mental health.

still, its up to you I guess.

And as per the state thing I guess you can ask, but why would you? would you really want to meet up with a stranger on 4chan irl?

>>5192762
if you mean it gets itchy, I've never had that problem

>>5192761
Would eat/10

>>5192761
its disturbing that you fetishize obesity and unhealthy lifestyles

>>5192779
I posted pics and lots of people liked them but I kept getting called an attention whore so I stopped.

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>>5192788
>not fetishizing obesity

anon

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>Putting a razor anywhere near your ball sack

>>5192788

>obesity
>unhealthy lifestyles

nigga i bet you arent a hundreth as strong and muscular as those guys

>>5192795
not like it's going to cut open your ball sack, at worst you'll get a little cut.

>>5192788
fiddy put your name back on

>>5192762
it's only bad for me if I shave my cheeks. The crack doesn't bother me... except for the louder farts.

>>5192795
there are other ways to get rid of hair

>>5192762
As long as I use shaving gel and a new razor it doesn't itch, but I do get nasty butt stubble :(

It's still worth it 2bh

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>tfw just thinking about my four month bulk i going to start next Wednesday or so
>thinking about my legs that are going to get strong

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>>5192788
Just don't think of them as food from now on hmmk?
>>5192795
Anon. It's not that big a deal. Just don't rush it.

>>5192798
I did a 2 hour run a few days ago and I breathed calmy through the whole time through my nose and I had enough energy for some sprints every now and then.

I like to see someone in bearmode catching up with me.

>>5192815

i thought you were going 2 become a twink?

>>5192810
I know it may be counter intuitive but using a loofah on the areas that you shaved before AND AFTER you shave makes them less irritated days after.

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>>5192819
Walking fast does not count as running.

>>5192795
What do you think safety razors are for retard?

The ballsack is the easiest part to shave

>>5192817

if Jupp got lean, shaved his face and waxed his body hair..would you still be with him?

>>5192833

>safety razors


Psshh.real men use straight edge razors.

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>>5192819

id like to see you do pic related, nark

>>5192835
Yes.
>>5192844
Real for realzmen use tweezers.

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>>5192822
I really really want to be bigger before I get shipped off. I am going to lose everything anyway in the military but I want to be as big as possible so when I do lose my weight ill at least look lean as shit for the boys and girls around the world.

I am seeing a ton of facial aesthetics showing up and I hate that. I want to be chubby. I want to be 250 again but I know that I cant without insane health problems but I loved it.

>>5192826
I always use moisturizer after shaving my butt, works breddy well

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>>5192817
>>5192833
I've never even cut myself shaving regularly tbqh, I'm just terrified of what could happen.
Well, not really what could happen. But I'm convinced I'll trip and cut my nuts off.

Plus, hairless crotch area looks weird.

>>5192854
It feels soooooo good though

>>5192846

how much weight is that...those types of weights could easily be faked, stuffed with air/water/light substance..

>>5192854
yes, hairless looks stupid, but shaved balls feels great. trim and shave balls.
you won't cut yourself. give it a whirl.

>>5192781
I always wanted to do a suicide party, sempai.

>>5192866

162kg.

But his personal best is closer to 180.

>>5192871
>>5192854
I sliced my sack open :V
it wasn't bad, it didn't go all the way through, it was at an angle so it made a little like
flap

>>5192847
>tweezers
Imagine running an epilator over your balls.
That pinch and burn. Might be fun to do to a sub qt.

>>5192678
>>5192703
who are these cum drums

>>5192875

Confirm.

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>>5192874
>I sliced my sack open :V
it wasn't bad, it didn't go all the way through, it was at an angle so it made a little like flap

>>5192874
puppers don't put that thought in my head D:

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>>5192773
Thanks

I'm from Arkansas.

>>5192854
I used to shave my balls and leave the hair up top and trim and blah blah blah, but I got tired of trying to keep it symmetrical trimmed and shit. It's much easier & quicker to used a razor and shave it all than try to maneuver a trimmer. I shave it, let it grow out for a while until it gets bothersome and repeat.

It's really nice not to have dried cum in your pubes or get your pubes caught in the condom when you're taking it off.

I met a girl who knows I'm gay and I think she's trying to set me up with her guy friend. He's tall and kinda manly and I'm short and slim.

She likes anime too so she's trying to make yaoi real or something.

>>5192880
fucked up the green texting...

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Life is reeeee

>>5192887
I hate girls who do this.

There's this girl who's the leader of a guild I was in in an mmo, and we kept in touch after we left the game a little. Now she tries to set me up with every other gay guy she meets through mmo's, with no accounting for taste. It's so obnoxious.

>>5192874
with scissors or razor?
>knew a girl who cut one of her inner labia with scissors one time trying to trim it. She ended up at the emergency room to try and get stitches but there was nothing they could do.

>>5192885
>It's really nice not to have dried cum in your pubes

THIS. I LOVE being able to cum and have it run down my hand or shoot onto my shaved cheat and stomch

>>5192890

cute face, would bang

>>5192883
i lived in fort smith when i was a kid for a few months

>>5192881
sry
ever since then i just
haven't trimmed my balls lol

>>5192898
trimmer
i cut my eyeball one time with scissors while i was cutting my bangs

>>5192846
Dmitry klokov is literally a god, praised by /fit/.

>>5192907
are you even allowed around sharp objects anymore? You shouldn't be.

>>5192907
no wonder you cut it with a trimmer, you need to use a safe razor. you also need to do it in the shower.

>>5192897
Maybe it's because there are so few of us that they don't account for anything else. He just has to like dudes and thus he's a perfect match.

>>5192907
>Fort Smith

I'm way down south, bro. I'm where all the dindus are.

>>5192907
>trimmer
>i cut my eyeball one time with scissors while i was cutting my bangs
holy shit mang
wtf puppy???

>>5192920
That's exactly their thought process. "Ooh, this guy's gay too, they're perfect for each other!"

Fucking stupid.

>>5192907

I had a friend slice me all across my left butt cheek while shaving me. Pretty sure she didn't do it on purpose. I bled like a motherfucker, tho. She started crying. </3

>>5192907
>i cut my eyeball one time with scissors

is that why you're cross-eyed now?

>>5192913
>>5192922
the eyeball thing is just
straight up ineptitude, trying to do anything in a mirror fucks my brain up
but like
not my fault my skin got caught in the guard of a product specifically made to not slice open your balls when you trim them

>>5192938
not gonna lie...
I *clenched*

Just use a safety razor. Much easier.

>>5192938
why not just shave'm?

>>5192950
>>5192951
this was years ago and i have no desire to have hairless balls

>>5192934
>he doesn't know the difference between cross eyed and lazy eyed
you should be ashamed of yourself desu

>>5192931
>don't let someone who is a klutz near you with a razor

>>5192931
That's a strangely personal thing to let someone else do for you

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I sliced my finger open on a razor yesterday while rummaging through a toiletries bag.

I don't have any band aids, so the wound keeps opening and bleeding like a motherfucker.

>>5192957
>hairless balls
fair enough. I refuse to have any pubic hair in my mouth. Got tired of picking out pubes from my mouth a long fucking time ago.

>>5192963
>>5192968

We were besties at the time and I wanted to make sure I got a good shave/didn't trust myself not to cut myself.
Jokes on me, got niether.
Was pretty even and close 'till we hecked up, though.

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>>5192979
sent ;)

>>5192972
if it isn't deep, your best bet is liquid bandage. pharmacies carry it for next to nothing. otherwise, gauze topped with medical tape and pressure works best. leaving it out while it can still open up is a great way to get an infection.

>>5192979
lolwut?
Is this someone trolling for a personal army?

>>5192998
yes

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>>5192991
It's small, but deep, and on the very tip of my right thumb.
I washed my hand with antibacterial soap, applied antiseptic, covered it with some tissue paper over night, and it stopped bleeding. Just opened up again when I was buttoning my pants though.

I'll just buy some band aids tonight, if I can be bothered going out.

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so much autism in this thread
i bet you all listen to retarded music like grimes

>>5193037
Her new album is on point though

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>>5193037
Listening to her right now, cunt. Whatcha gonna do?

>>5193037
SHUT YOUR WHORE MOUTH.

>>5193037
I listen to shit like Twisted Sister and Quiet Riot un-ironically. Honestly listening to whoever the fuck that is would probably be less autistic.

>>5193037
I've tried to listen to her stuff but it just gets too monotonous for me. But I probably like stuff that others hate, ie: Mastodon .

qt twink getting waxed

http://youtu.be/PygIgpmxuys

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>>5193044

>>5193105
man, how awkward would it be to get a boner during that

>>5193105
Damn. He barely has any pubes to begin with.

>>5193105
Twinks are not qt, they are a version of the female virus that has adapted to gay man's immunity.
DO NOT TRUST
DO NOT LUST
GAS THE FEMMES, SEX WAR NOW

>>5193037
Get out of here /mu/. Go back to listening to your faggy Neutral Milk shit.

>>5193105

My crotch is a fucking jungle but holy shit does that make me want a dom to do that to/for me.

>>5193127
Kill yourself, tranny.

>>5193115
how awkward if the waxer got a massive boner?

>>5193116
He's prob a regular desu
>>5193127
>jungle
Weird, you strike me as the type to keep a trimmed crotch
>>5193118
>sex war
kek

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>alone here
>parents are gone
>dont drink
>just listening to my waifu sing her beautiful music
>tfw no nice subby boy to cuddle with since its cold and make him go home before my parents come back
>all I have is a gf who cant come over right now

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uYJHKzeS6Gc

>>5193115
It's probably fairly common, if you look, the twink was kinda torqued in the beginning

>>5192903
he was 14/15 in that picture. just saying.

you guys are pathetic faggots

So I finally decided to text my ex for his birthday since he had done so when it was my birthday and fuck now he won't stop talking to me and asking about how my life is going and stuff.

I just wanted to be polite and now I think I got into a big mess

>>5193145
>>sex war
does this mean penis sword fighting?

>>5193145

I don't keep anything trimmed, much less my crotch.
It also grows in a big heart shape which all my partners find cute.

>>5193166

Disengage?

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Curious /pol/itician reporting in
You guys are going to watch Trump on SNL tonight, right?~

>>5193166
He probably likes you and has a interest in catching up with you.

But I dont know the guy so who knows.

guys

please lmao

>>5193181
I haven't watched SNL in about 5 or 6yrs.

>>5193105
If your bf asked you to do this for him, would you?

>>5193189
I once let one of my bfs shave my balls and bussi

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>>5193181
Do you have a stream?

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>>5193181
>watching SNL
>in 2015

All the good ones left. It's not really any good now.
>>5193166
He obviously wants to get back with you. The question is...do you want to get back with him?

>>5193189
Absolutely! I would be more than happy to put him on a table and rip all his pubic hair off. Every time I ripped some hair out, I'd smack him really hard right at the same spot then message him gently. It would be pretty awesome. Even better if I got to tie him up before hand, like a hog or frog tie.

>>5193177
>Disengage?
that's what I'm trying to do but he doesn't seem to get the hint.

>>5193182
it looks like it. I thought he was super over me, t b h. I wasn't even expecting a reply.

>>5193210
>do you want to get back with him?
No. But it makes me feel kinda bad that he might want to get back with me. Especially since I didn't manage too well our break up and probably hurt him

>>5192979
Nice acne, bro.

>>5193177
>it grows in a heart shape
Adorable in a kind of gross way

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>>5193206
http://www.nbc.com/saturday-night-live
>>5193188
>>5193210
Watch it for Trump senpai. People have been throwing a fit about it. Our POLITICIANS have taken time away from signing legislation to try to ban Trump. Do it for him, make American great again~

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>>5193037
YEA BUT GRIMES THO

hi everyone im kind of drunk


>>5193105
how come you can just do weiners on youtube now

>>5193189
Yea, I like being smooth anyways

>>5193239
>>>/pol/
>>>/out/

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>>5193239
>larry david
>a kek

The slanderous things people will say.
>>5193223
Well for now just chat with him, but don't lead him on to anything if you don't want things to get back together.

>>5193239
dude, that's probably gonna be one of the highest watched SNLs ever. It doesn't need me to add to it. It's why SNL has him anyway. Same reason Bill O'reilly gets big ratings: everybody that likes him watches; everybody that hates him watches.

But I may tune in for a bit... but not for Trump. I'll do itjust for you, /pol/ :3c
> <3 /polgbt/ <3

do you have friends?
do you see them often?
do you like them?
are they gay?

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>>5193261
Alpha men are superior senpai. No one is going to vote for someone that left sheboons steal his stage.
>>5193274
I-i really wish /polgbt/ was more popular. We had a thread on /pol/ not long ago, and a surprising amount were in search of qt bfs.

>>5193289
let*

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>>5193164
You might want to direct your attention to yourself. You're in a gay sexuality topic photo posting forum on the internet. You waste your time here electronically sending messages for everyone here to see, you must be a pathetic faggot as well. Otherwise why would you even be here posting.

>>5193288

A few.
No.
Yes, a lot.
Some of them.

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>>5193257
How is voting for a candidate that calls the republican voters idiots and wants to protect the rights of gays a /pol/ thing to do?
“[A]mending the Civil Rights Act would grant the same protection to gay people that we give to other Americans – it’s only fair,”
- Donald Trump

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>>5193289
Polgb is pretty popular, it's the trannies that are the problem.

>>5193288
Not anymore. Only gay friend I've had was an online friend from another country.

>>5193327
He's an amazing man. He donated 30 million to a cancer charity, and has helped build libraries, and schools. He even helped save the house of a lonely elderly woman who lost her husband, and couldn't pay the mortgage

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>>5193239
>trump hosting television program
>hispanics offer 5k$ for public disruption
http://thehill.com/blogs/ballot-box/presidential-races/259139-latino-group-offers-5k-to-call-trump-racist-on-snl

leftist tears is so delicious
(:

>>5193335
Yeah but he said mean things about Mexicans and wears a elephant pin instead of a donkey pin. It doesn't matter how much he supports the LGBT community, helps fight homelessness, poor education or disease. He's on the wrong team

>>5193344
Ugh, it's [CURRENT YEAR].
Why are Republicunts still allowed to breathe. So intolerant and closed minded.

>>5193327
not trying to defend Trump or Republicans or anything but wasn't the gay marriage thing originally a right-wing idea that came from the log cabin republicans? It wasn't until the strategists rejected it to get the social conservative vote that it got taken up by the left. I'm pretty sure the classical liberals (libertarians) have always been for gay marriage -which is a strong minority (but a minority all the same) within the Republican party. And libertarianism is pretty much right up /pol/'s alley.

>>5193378
You're absolutely correct. I wish the Repubs would ally themselves more with social issues. Letting Shillary, and the socialist having a upper hand is detrimental.

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>voting left wing ever

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What are some essential gay android applications, /gaygen/?

>>5193288
>do you have friends?
i have one irl friend,
>do you see them often?
not really. once a month maybe. never if i can help it.
>do you like them?
eh
>are they gay?
transbian hon

>>5193378
The libertarians have been for an equivalent of gay marriage . They believe that "marriage" should not be a legal issue and no marriages should be recognized by the state or federal government. However they were and still are (Rand has discussed this a few times) in favor of civil partnerships of any combination of two consenting adults with the same benefits no regardless of it being a straight or gay civil partnership. Win win. Gays get treated equally and the crazy religious wackos can stop crying about their precious word

>>5193427

I think you're taking this concept a bit too far.

>>5192854
>weird
Nice opinion you got there faam.

I would never date someone who didn't shave tho.

>>5193434

>i have one irl friend

Pfft, what fucking norm.

>>5193396

Maoism is the one true path.

>>5193427

Soundcloud.

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ITT post your favorite lift and why you hate the Jews

I'll start

I love deadlift days, and I hate kikes because of their shameless exploitation of the Holohoax, which they blew out of proportion thanks to the falsified reports that they forged in many of the post-war kangaroo courts. It has been over 60 years ago, yet you're still using it as an excuse to get a free pass on EVERYTHING: the insane manipulation of media, the lobbying, the atrocities you're committing against the Palestinians in the lands you STOLE thanks to your Jew friends in the United Kingdom.
Everyone knows what you're doing and you've been doing in these 50 years, the only reason this spiral of silence still exists today is because you'd be called a Nazi, an anti-semite, you'de be ostracized from society.
Can you imagine a Kurd terrorist being excused because 90 years ago the Ottomans attempted to kill his people? It would be inexcusable, but then again Jews have their friends in Hollywood who love to line their pockets by tugging at goyim's heartstrings.
I'm fucking sick and tired of your slimeball tactics. If you really have the support of people in the western hemisphere then are you still wasting no effort to influence and manipulate public opinione, kikes?

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>>5193427
Gay- (of a person, especially an iPhone user) homosexual.

If you use Android, you're literally breeder scum.

>>5193452
yeah you're right. i guess they aren't a real friend though. so my robot status is still intact.

>>5193457
No need to go full /pol/ fellow /pol/ack, also thats a lot of spaghetti

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>>5193457
>favorite lift
Dick lifts. My dick is 1.625 times as big as yours, Maki-nii!
>Why you hate the Jews
Because Circe is a Jew. Or perhaps Circe is a Jew because I hate him. Hmmmmmmm.

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>>5193472
I apologize
I have an entire folder of copypasta tht I have saved to shitpost when I get bored.
I didnt write that shit

>>5193477
Here we go with that shit again...

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>>5193458
Apple is the definition of straight normie shit.
Only respectable homosexuals use the most open platform for mobile.

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>>5193482
>Here we go with that shit again
I'm sorry. It's just that you're such a cute little kitty, Maki-chi!

>>5193488
Wh-who is this qt?

>>5193427
A male USB to male USB adapter.

>>5193461

You should hang onto them. You probably just think their shit because you're depressed.

>>5193477

But Circe's ace though.

>>5193506
well yeah i guess i don't know. i don't think we really click and i only hang onto them out of loneliness.
i'm going to go out more maybe and meet new people and stuff and maybe i won't have to think too much into things like this. as normie as that sounds.

>>5193488
did he piss his shorts

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JZCFdd3c8QI

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>>5193498
The only person I allow the makitty nickname is sludge but he can get away with a lot tbqh...
Why do you want me so badly?

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I gave out the wrong steam everyone. This is the real TRUMP SNL stream http://www.stream2watch.co/live-tv/us/nbc-live-stream
He'll be on in 4 mins

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did you guys know that thers a barachan? I just found it out while playing some bara eroge

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>>5193523
I didn't call you Makitty, I would never steal that name from Slutpoopy.
You're just a very interesting and cute character. The only person I'd consider subbing for.

>>5193535
I thought it died a long time ago.

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>>5193547
Its still up barachan dot org
it also has a fur section <3

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>>5193515
based Pink Flamingos
>das it mang

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>>5193529
thank you anon
(: I do not own television

>>5193512

That sounds like a solid plan. Friends are very important, and not inherently normie.

>>5193458
Pro tip: iPhone users always upload images as image.jpg

>>5193327
>>5193239
What's his instance on immigration? No not *illegal* immigration, but the path to legal immigration is ridiculous.

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>>5193565
>mfw I always rename the pic to image.jpg to look like I have an iPhone

I fucking love long socks, they make me feel sexy desu

>>5193581
post lewds

>tfw came 3 times
>tfw its 5:38 am
>tfw Im hungry


>>5193581
>>>/lgbt/mtfg

>>5193573
A tighter, more regulated process that cracks down on illegal immigration, more screening process on refugees to make sure they aren't terrorists, but also rewarding those who come legally, and opening the borders to those who would benefit America. Unlike what Obama is doing, who wants to take in 200,000 Syrian Muslims next year.

>>5193578
>that pic
I've seen it before but I've always been curious about what the fuck he's actually dressed as - he looks like someone from Whoville.

>>5193512
Sometimes when you feel rough, it feels like you can't really connect with anyone.. don't worry, keep on trying and cheer up, it'll come back to you!

>>5193594
>3 times
dont you people have self control?

>>5193597
Probably dressed like some sort of Russian nobility/czar

>>5193596
Maybe you shouldn't have armed the syrian rebels in the first place, eh amerifags?

>>5193596
I mean currently the ONLY paths to legal immigration is either
>being rich and investing 500k
>being hired by a company
>marrying an american
It's fucking ridiculous because to be hired by an american company you'd need to be VERY exceptional on a stem field. There's literally no other way to immigrate.

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>>5193613
Well, maybe those genetically inferior sand monkeys should clean up their own mess instead of just causing problems for everyone else.

>>5193598
I haven't done any thing today at all and its killing me. Been tempted to say inappropriate things in the thread but haven't.

>>5193598
Sorry bby, there are times that i dont fap for few weeks and there is today ;3
>tfw dick hurts and itches

>>5193611
You think that was the idea of the average American? Blame our government, and the interests of Israel, not the average U.S. citizen.

>>5193624
the actual question I made is about those that are decent and just don't want to live in a garbage country. There's no path for them.

>>5193652
Are you implying a republican president would have been anti-Israel or wouldn't have armed the rebels who fought/fight against a pro-Russian middle eastern country?

>>5193613
this is not the only paths to immigration.
there is also people that come to study here in USA on student visas. Most people that come with student visa also find jobs to pay for apartment in USA. and then they can be "sponsored" by company to get resident visa.

>>5193652
the fight in syria is post cold war proxy war. USA gov has interest to arm rebels because USA gov wants syrian government with american puppet. Russia also has this interest in syria because syria is russia ally.

Russia also is still angry with USA because USA intervention in Libya and overthrow of Gaddafi. Gaddafi was very long time ally of Russia/Soviet Union and was not USA friendly.

>>5193667
Are you implying ANY candidate, democrat or Republican would have been anti Israel, and wouldn't have armed the rebels?

>>5193685
That's kinda the point i made, but okay.

>>5193683
To become a student on US you'd actually need to be rich on your home country, because besides most of the courses being quite expensive, the dollar rate can almost double the prices. And of course you are absolutely prohibited by law to work outside of the university/college while using a student visa.

Like I said you either need to be rich or a genius to immigrate.

>>5193665
Fuck em. They're not the USA's or Europe's people, or responsibility.

>>5193700
Not the person you're responding to but wouldn't Trump's plan be something to go for, then? Wouldn't we want an immigration plan that helps poor third worlders find jobs in the US and keep the bad apples that give immigrants a bad name out?

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>>5193713
>tfw no tall bf

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>tfw no bf

>>5193727
Laying that close to the edge of the sofa must be uncomfortable. Beds are better for those shenanigans, or you gotta take the back cushions out.

>>5193712
It's not about responsibility it's empathy and the fact that those people could really contribute to the country economy, science and arts.

Canada has a decent immigration system, it's not easy, but it's possible if you work hard enough, the US system is pretty much retarded.

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>tfw no ubermensch bf

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>>5193720
who are you and why are you stealing my shtick

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>tfw shaved butthole

>>5193720
>tfw bf is 1.6mts
>I'm 1.78
>me musc masc male, he's twinkish and a bit femme
>he's the top

kinda miss having sex with masc guys tbqh

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>>5193741

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>>5193740
What shtick?

(I'm trying to un-de-rail this thread)

>>5193732
>It's not about responsibility it's empathy and the fact that those people could really contribute to the country economy, science and arts

Holy shit, a bleeding heart liberal kek.
>M-muh cultural enrichment
>Like and share this photo of some dead sand nigger! This is all white peoples fault! :'[
You know who else "could" contribute to the economy, science and arts? Everyone who already lives there.
Immigration is fucking up my country, doing nothing but making it harder for people here to live, while also having to deal with entitled invaders who refuse to assimilate.

But that's okay. We can always tell white people to stop breeding, and if we ever need more citizens, we'll just ship them in from some third world shithole. They'll bring culture!

>>5193727
same

>>5193759
>>>/pol/
REEE GO TALK POLITICS ELSEWHERE

>>5193261
my weakness...

>>5193769
>/pol/
>a place to discuss politics
pick one

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>>5193769
Gladly.

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>Exams start next week
>Haven't started studying
>Still behind on some lecture material
It all ends here, gg.

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>mfw my mom keeps asking me if I have a girlfriend yet

>>5193759
I'm not talking about th hundreds of people who want to go to first world countries to have an easy life, I'm talking about the few good people, who like to play by the rules and actually want a decent life. There's a difference, and the numbers of the second group are small enough that it wouldn't affect the job market in any meaningful way.

Of course I'm again't what's happening on europe or the idiotic plan of some canadian politicians to bring sandniggers to their countries, but ignoring the valuable people who are willing to work for a better life is pretty much inhumane.

Imagine the situation was the reverse, your country went to shit and you wanted to immigrate to another better country, would you like to be stuck with a bunch of retarded people driving your country to the ground?

>>5193793
dumb frogposter

>>5193798
My mom told me she wishes I would start dating my female roommate.

Poor dear.

>>5193799
The fact of the matter is that we live in a system that is dependent on other people not having the same quality of life as everyone else.
For you to be able to post on 4chan on your new computer or on your new smart phone, someone has to make that phone.

All the components of that phone is taken from all over the world, then put together, then shipped off so you can buy it for a reasonable price.
This goes for every product your surround yourself with, a pencil, your pants, the plastic your microwave dinner is packed in. Everything.

If everyone on the world should have that same quality as you do, then chances are no one would want to do those things.
I can understand the incentive for wanting a better life and not be stuck in some shit hole, but should the fact that you are stuck somewhere building shit for the west be enough of a reason for you to be able to pack your things and be welcomed with opening arms? Once you let some people in you can't stop, you can't let the chinese in and then start saying no! when the indians come, or the pakistanis.

The current system welcomes that, sure it starts with refugee or migrants, but where I live what is happening now? People that feel they don't make enough money are also migrating, they have heard the boarders are open and they are welcomed in. This will end up ruining the life quality of everyone. Not just remove the luxury that I have, but actually fuck up the place they left as well. Maybe not tomorrow but if it continues, it will.

>>5193799
How are you going to regulate that, bub?
What's a litmus test for determining a "good" person who plays by the rules and wants a decent life? One that's also exclusive enough, so that any seemingly good sand nigger can't just slip right on in?
Personally interview every immigrant and discuss their hopes and dreams over a beer?
There are lots of "good" strangers out there with problems. Yeah, it sucks, but it's not my responsibility to take them in. Life is unfair, if you're posting in this general you should know all about that.

>>5193798
she talks to you about girlfriends, that's good. My mother never talks about sex or any of its socially acceptable forms (ie gfs and bfs) and this puritanism infected my relationship with my brothers, eventually straining our relationship as we could never talk about adult topics when we grew older. When she asked me why our relationships were in such a bad shape, I told her that it was her fault, at which she started crying, sobbing out "in my misery, that was all I could give you, I had to accept the most horrid conditions from your father so that you didn't suffer his abuse, I only used second hand clothes for 20 years so that you drank milk and not water..." and so on

>>5193866
My parents are exactly the same, they've never asked me. I honestly don't even know if my older brother has ever had a gf or is a virgin even.

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>>5193798
>mfw my parents respect me and my siblings enough not to pressure us into doing what they want by asking us stupid things like that

>>5192703
The makeup's a bit much, but still very cute.

>>5192678
the noise in that picture is unbearable

also why are his arms more muscular than his legs

>>5193883
>also why are his arms more muscular than his legs
Because that's how the normies like it.

>>5193883
Someone skips leg day.

>>5193888
Every day is legal day.

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>>5193896
>Every day is legal day
Not on the streets, whitey.

>>5193905
EVERY DAY IS LEG DAY

>>5193888
I think that even normies feel that something is amiss in bodies that unbalanced and would say that a properly trained body looks better if you made them compare two pictures side by side though they wouldn't be able to put their finger on what makes a smart bodybuldier's aesthetics superior.

Also gymbros probably wonder why they don't look like men on underwear adverts

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was watching SNL. Trump... pretty much what I expected (not great, not horrible)... but holy crap SNL sucks. It was just painful to watch. I guess I've just gotten too old for it or something, IDK... it was horrible.

>>5193910
SNL has pretty much always sucked overall. People only remember the good sketches, so that's why they always look back upon it fondly.

who here /goingtodiealone/?

>>5193841
Like I said, the canadian immigration is a good example, it ain't exactly easy, but by no means it's unfair. And so far we're talking about sandniggers, what about russians, south americans or even some europeans?

>>5193838
Surely you are not saying that we should bar ALL people because some "aren't good enough".

>>5193931
that me

>>5193931
Probably

>>5193931
go out more

it's never too late for anyone to make friends

>>5193931
that's pretty much everyone, sweetie. unfortunately, almost everyone dies alone unless suicide bomb or airplane crash. you'll find someone.

>>5193931
Ooh ooh pick me.

Also do any gym bros know the best exercises for abs? Like maybe 5-10kg weighted crunches? Using a bench where your back is pointing more towards the floor than straight?

>>5193938
i just don't think i'm the kind of person who can do that. nevertheless i'm going to try... and probably die trying.

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>>5193931

You keep thinking it's going to turn around, then you realise there's nothing better in the other direction anyway.

>>5193948
training only your abs will result in a laughable, cringe-worthy body

>>5193959
care to explain?

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>>5193931
Not me but im going to drop my avatar after tonight I've decided.
I think I get to much attention and should do something else.

The insanity was fun though.

Im going to the church tomorrow to talk my way into getting some sort of higher position and volunteer and network with the preacher there and live a lie but they are all rich so it don't matter.


>>5193936
Squars deadlifts for sure
I have a six pack under the chub from those
Weighteed sit ups are g good also but hard to increase weight

>>5193959
>Implying I only train abs

I do full body.

Maybe planks with weights on my back?

>>5193932
You really want to remove any "good" people from these shitholes, and allow the evil to fester and multiply?
Do you just want to nuke the smelly, mean places once we evacuate all the certified GOOD PEOPLE™?
That's a sure way to fix the problem.
>what about russians, south americans or even some europeans
I was speaking pretty generally, the same applies to those. Not my problem.

>>5193961
you ought to read the sticky

>>5193948
writer anon are you on that nanowrimo hypetrain rn?

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>>5193932
I'm saying we should instead make sure that every country on this earth is safe, and I'm saying the only way to end all wars is if the world unite under one national socialist banner.

>>5193972
What's that?

>>5193970
couldn't you just tell me really quickly? I just like swimming. I do really do any "training" other than swim for about 1-2 hours everyday.

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>>5193967
>Im going to the church tomorrow to talk my way into getting some sort of higher position and volunteer and network with the preacher
Yeah, "talk" your way into getting some higher position, and do some "volunteer work" with your preacher.

P-please don't drop your avatar, Macchi!

>>5193979
Lucky, I can't swim, I get so envious of the pool boys.

>>5193978
national novel writing month
http://nanowrimo.org/

>>5193986
as in no access to a pool or don't know how to swim?

>>5193987
Oh, I don't do creative writing.. I just do it for my work.

>>5193967
Weren't you saying just yesterday that you were leaving /gg/? Or am I thinking of someone else?

Regardless, I don't believe you.

>>5193969
Are you really saying we should let good people rot and suffer on the hands of corrupt governments, violent drug warlords, power drunk police forces and retarded plebeians who just let it happen?
>Do you just want to nuke the smelly, mean places once we evacuate all the certified GOOD PEOPLE™?
No seriously, you can nuke them with the good people in, by personal experience I know that it's far better to die than just live on a nightmare.

>>5193994
Yep. Their problem to deal with. Glad you finally understand.

>>5193991
Chlorine fucks my lungs up badly. It'd make me sick for quite a while.

>>5193992
oh cool cool. what kind of writing? like on one of those sites that set you up with clients and pay by word count or?

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I want to start swimming again, but I've lost pretty much all my muscle over the years. I'm embarrassingly weak and unfit.

>>5193995
You sound as bad as the people who make those shitty countries, well, shitty countries. I hope you one day will face the same problems they do, it'll be a worthy lesson for you.

>>5194004
Yeah, like that, but I don't work through a website.

Maybe I'll try swimming again. Maybe it won't make me sick. Maybe. ;_;

How good would 1-2 hours of swimming be for you?

>>5193998
ah ok. that sucks.

Is there a name for wanting to get slapped hard or punched during sex?
Not that I want that.

>>5194013
swimming is great. as is cardio rotations.
keep your heart healthy and look healthy at the same time. maybe also think about taking red meats out of your diet if you haven't already?

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>>5193993
No that was me
I go on other websites and other already know who I am because of my addiction to be the center of attention. I do it irl also was thinking about going to therapy for it. I am the exact same person irl.
I don't have any beliefs I just pick the sides that get me the most attention.
I literally think im a histrionic male


>>5193982
Naw im dropping it. I might come back with a new gimmick but im going to drop it. I enjoyed our little banter though tbqh
Hey they get 100k a week from donations
Maki wants a piece of the pie tbqh
Im a nihilist in every single way but I can pretend to be Christian since everyone in the military is Christian anyway so when in rome do as le romans

>>5194009

iktf

>>5194019

Masochism.

>>5194010
>Putting your own people first and letting others sort out their own problems makes me a horrible person
This is the kind of keked mentality that is destroying the west.


Also, you're a "humanitarian" who would rather euthanize them with a nuke, than allow them their small chance to pull themselves out of corruption, and develop.

>>5194009
iktf
I also tried swimming again last year but the only swimming facility in town was basically impossible to swim in.
Early mornings were booked for elder people to train.
Fornoon I have work.
After work the local swimming team has booked 6 of the courses from 4 to closing time, and the two courses that are open to the public are used by people that have trained swimming for so many years I'd just be in their way.

>bf asks me if I'm satisfied with him

he doesn't listen to me that much, the advice he gives me is childish and rushed, he asks for more than he gives, he doesn't make me feel comfortable enough to be myself around him all the time.

Yet he's obviously having a self confidence crisis and I genuinely love him so I won't say that.

I'm so burning to speak my mind out though

>>5194024
>Masochism.
Oh that's it?
Doesn't sound like it makes me a weirdo then, since it seems like everyone uses that word.

>>5194032
>Not that I want that.
>...I'm not a weirdo after all.
oh anon.

>>5194009

Are you weaker than me though? I did 10 push ups earlier and now what I'll liberally call my pecs ache like hell.

>>5194032

Masochism doesn't necessarily have a sexual meaning.

>>5194037
delete this

>>5194027
You only got to live in the "west" because of sheer random luck m8. Even worse what made the west so great is that a lot of the people from few generations ago were immigrants seeking a better life.

>than allow them their small chance to pull themselves out of corruption, and develop.
Ain't gonna happen, the global situation won't allow for that.

>>5194024
>iktf
Well, not to your extent. I didn't fuck my body up with hormones due to delusions.

:) Just starvation.

>>5194030
I tried a few years ago and almost passed out. This was when I had a BMI of like, 16 though. I'm at 20 now, which is pretty healthy apparently. Still quite bony in the torso area though, and easily exhausted.

>>5194038
Probably not that bad. I've always been good at push ups, sit ups and chin ups. I've got a naturally big thoracic region and shoulders, so maybe that helps.

>>5194031

>Yet he's obviously having a self confidence crisis and I genuinely love him so I won't say that.

If you really love him
You should find the best way you can think of to help realize it in a way that'll help him feel motivated and capable of pulling himself together of it.

>>5194038

Did you just challenge him to a weak-off

>>5194052

He he, I actually only started lifting and exercising after HRT

>>5193781 still no top pol bf why even live.

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>>5194054
>I actually only started lifting and exercising after HRT
How's that working for you, bb?
No, seriously, is it really fucking hard to gain muscle mass?

>tfw I'll never get to take some cutie (like someone who namefags that's into pup play) on a scenic picnic ,_,

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>>5194050
>overflowing first world countries with poor, uneducated people with diseases will fix the problems in other countries
No. Those people have to stand to their government and fix their government corruption. You are young and naive. You can not save entire world. What about poor and sick people here in USA? I worry about my neighbours here in my country that is sick. and poor. and hungry. I help people in my community.

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>>5194059
You look really cute, and your cam seems really shitty.

>>5194072
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>>5194072
>>5194072

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>>5194063
>overflowing first world countries with poor, uneducated people with diseases will fix the problems in other countries
Never said that. I was advocating for realistically good ways to filter the opportunists while still leaving room for good people to enter the country. You are ignorant if you think that your government action or lack of in other countries won't affect you somehow, Europe is just getting a small taste of that. Why the hell do you think it's called a "globalized world"?