Gay General Teenager from Jurassic World Edition

>>5188070
He's really not that attractive. And that movie blows, too.

>>5188088
this

movie was shit and the guy was a bad actor

>tfw I always go to the movies alone

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>>5188091
>Who's the alpha?
>You're looking at him, kid.

>>5188070
You could have at least posted Chris Pratt.

>>5188101
I do that all the time. Who cares.

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>>5188108

>>5188114
Pudgy Chris Pratt > Fit Chris Pratt

both are hot, tho

>>5188114
I wanna cum inside Chris Fatt so badly.

>>5188120
Too bad he's married, straight, and has a kid on the way.

>>5188101
I go to the movies alone because I'm an asshole and can't stand going with people who want to talk or eat the entire movie and fidget in their seats.

>>5188104
cringe/10

>>5188110
It doesn't bother me too much really. About the only time I go to the theater is for RiffTrax Live anyway. I doubt I could ever convince anyone to go see that.

>>5188126
I CAN'T BELIEVE THAT'S AN ACTUAL EXCHANGE OF DIALOGUE

>>5188129
Haha I'm kind of on the same boat - most of the films I want to see are really weird, and my friends are generally busy when I want to go.

who /ck/ here

>>5188125
He already has one kid.
Married, young fathers are a bit of a fetish that I have desu.

>>5188126
>can't stand going with people who want to talk or eat the entire movie and fidget in their seats
This. I decided to tag along with my brothers nerd friends to see Ultron when it came out in cinemas. Worst experience ever, they laughed at the stupidest shit and insisted on eating all the way through. They actually went and bought more food once they ran out half way through.

>>5188141
>Married, young fathers are a bit of a fetish that I have desu.

That's vaguely similar to being a kek

>>5188141
I always wanted to be able to get that largest popcorn where you get free refills... and use those refills (b/c I'm a cheap bastard) but I can barely stand to finish a small popcorn alone. Sucks.

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>>5188149
Except I'm the one keking his wife.

>>5188151
I don't think I've bought food in the cinema since I was a little kid.

>>5188167
SHE'S A NICE LADY SHE DOESN'T DESERVE YOUR LEWD ACTIONS

>>5188131
I literally let out a sound of revulsion when I heard that in theaters

>>5188141
Just go to the latest showing on a weekday before they close. Theaters are usually pretty empty if it's not opening weekend for the movie you're seeing.

This looks so fun. I wanna do this with my bf

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cxxxbS8oN6I

>>5188167
I like movie popcorn. Also, it's like tradition or something... it's just what you are supposed to do.

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is it a good idea to hold off on dating until my life is more organized and stable? i have a lot on my plate right now and i'm worried that it's a total dealbreaker. i just haven't had much interaction with anyone new lately and the isolation is starting to grate on me.

>>5188088
1. Post your face
2. Get better taste

>>5188189
no

>>5188176
That only makes it hotter.
Servicing her husband while she stays at home, scrubbing the floors, preparing him dinner and looking after the kids.

>>5188186
I suppose. I'd just feel really inconsiderate if I rustled around with food in a movie theater.
Rarely ever go these days, unless someone asks me. They go up online pretty quickly.

>>5188114
>>5188167
this guy is ugly

>>5188177
>people breaking 4th wall to be funny
>the writer just looks like a cringey, talentless hack
Every time.

>>5188202
no u

>>5188202
Kill yourself.

>>5188200
>Servicing her husband while she stays at home, scrubbing the floors, preparing him dinner and looking after the kids

do you have a neckbeard

>>5188223
No. I'm thin, and get the occasional compliment on my looks.
>Having a fetish makes you a neckbeard
Don't be one of those vanilla gays.

>>5188205
>>5188210
this guy is more attractive

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9vYqSDxyuSw

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>tfw not single
>wish I could fug a gf and have a secret bf along with her

Biscum fantasies

I think I am going to turn the internet off for a little bit and try to enjoy the sounds around me. I wish it would rain again.

>>5188247
W R O N G
R
O
N
G

Guys like that are boring as fuck. Attractive, sure. But boring as fuck.

Also
>That guy is not attractive because this guy is more attractive!
Don't be retarded.

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>>5188167
Fucking Bintang shirt...

>>5188272
Chris Fatt is boring as fuck.

He's literally a meme actor.

>>5188320
I've literally never watched anything he's in.
I just want to slam his mancunt.
He's 2qt4me

>>5188320
>He's literally a meme actor.
literally who cares

>be me
>have a great bf of 4 months
>but bf is a precious prude of sorts and I'm afraid of hurting him or his feelings during sex
>i'm not sexually aroused by bf in the same way I was with other guys in the past
>guys in the past were all slutty grindr hookups who I treated like like the sluts they were
>would rough them up, tell them how they were worthless fuck ups, cum in their face, etc.
>can't treat my bf like that since our relationship is on a deeper level and he deserves to be treated with respect
>problem is I only seem to get really hard by sluts and treating guys I fuck like shit
>we've been taking the relationship really slow, only last weekend did we attempt to have sex but I couldn't cum and wasn't feeling it as my bf is too nice & angelic to fuck
>wat do/

>>5188350
>inb4 some degenerate recommends threesome or an open relation

Been 10 hours of work so far and no end in sight. Fuuuuck.

How's everyone else?

>>5188355

I would never cheat. He's too special to me.
I've never met anyone like him before.
He's never done anything wrong in his life.
Never smoked a cigg, never did drugs, he lost his virginity to a girl, lost his butt virginity to me last weekend even though I didn't cum. I can't fuck this up and have no intentions to.

The problem I realize is me. For so long I thought the way I treated guys was normal and I developed a fetish for being the dom verbal top due to all the sick faggots I had sex with in the past who were into weird things and the constant weird shit here talked about by gay 4channers. I realized now I've been brainwashed to think of this way of living as normalcy when it's far from it.

My bf is a light in the dark vapid hole of the gay community. So rare to find. I can't fuck this up.

>>5188350
Stop treating him like he's made of glass, how much of a pussy is this guy?
You don't have to punch him in the face, tear down his pants and fuck him dry, but he probably won't mind if you're a little bit dom/assertive at first. Once you guys are more comfortable together, step it up, senpai.

Try lying on top of him and shoving his head down on the bed while you fuck him. That's not exactly weird or anything.

why are these threads so cancer every time I check them jfc

>>5188350
you should learn how to treat people and get over your superiority complex.

>>5188385

I honestly just want to protect him.
I feel like having sex with him I'm violating him or am going to turn him into a submissive slut for my cock or something, like the guys in my past who I realize now were all demon incarnates feeding off my flesh. I don't want him to become like that.

You wouldn't understand as you haven't met someone special like this guy, a gay guy who still has a light in him. So rare.

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>>5188406
You're a pretty weird guy, Anon.

It would be funny if he ended up dominating the fuck out of you.

>>5188403

Most gay guys aren't human. They're demons.
I treat demons like they shit they are.

I know I'm a demon and filled with darkness, but somehow this guy with light in him is attracted to me and is filling my void up with light. I'm already starting to feel like my skin is shedding and I'm going to be reborn. Perhaps that's what I need..so me and him can have a pure relationship.

>>5188383
>So rare to find
Not really

Idk, maybe he's secretly into being treated like shit during sex

>>5188413
It sounds like you have schizophrenia mate.

>>5188375
only just woke up
in my warm bed
protected from the cold outside
about to roll a spleee
fully comfy not working
mmmmnhh *yawn*

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>>5188413
>I know I'm a demon and filled with darkness, but somehow this guy with light in him is attracted to me and is filling my void up with light

Holy shit, I haven't laughed this hard at something on gg in a while.

>>5188413
this to me sounds like you've literally got some mental deficiencies. there are plenty of cool people everywhere and if you're looking for shitty people you'll fine them. it's amazing to me to see how man child some gays act about sex, liiiike?

Ty Simpkins is the sexiest.

>>5188413
Gonna laugh when your codependent ass gets dropped

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>>5188430
>Look him up
>Little kid
>14 years old
What the fuck are they feeding kids in America? There's no way I looked this childish at 14.

Guys there's a really QT 3.14 boy on grindr and I am terrified of messaging him. What should I even say? I don't wanna just hook up I'd like more of a friends with benefits situation with this dude. How do I not come off as a sleeze? All I know is that he likes hiking. I know nothing about hiking.

>>5188444
ask him how what's up or make some shitty joke when you message him then just act friendly and get his number if he seems okay to talk to by using some shitty excuse like "lol grindr sucks so much" then text for a bit and ask him to go to coffee or something. i've met lots of cool friends on grindr doing that

>>5188444
>really qt 3.14
>wants to be friends with benefits
i hope you're also qt or at least have a really good personality
gays can be mean :(

>>5188444

Good day, m'lord. I was just in the neighborhood and would like to offer my greetings.
T'is a fine day, isn't it? :)

[**WAIT 5 MINUTES- VERY IMPORTANT**]

Pls respond.

>>5188417
>>5188423


No, you wouldn't understand unless you've had countless sex partners and were lucky enough not to have contracted hiv/stds like me. I'm clean..and that's only possible due to God watching over me as I only used a condom a handful of times. I've been with over 100 guys in a 5 year span.

I've been to the occult parties in the Castro District where guys in black cloaks would chant to the demiurge while cumming into some young dudes butthole. I've seen the sermons in West Hollywood take place at Saint Victors Church while young altar boys were used for sex after midnight, and even roamed through a party in Boystown (Chicago) where another young teenage boy was getting gangbanged. I've seen the corrupt gay lifestyle and what it's done to every person who participates in it. It will kill your soul first and than your body follows suit. Gays all perish as the bible tells you unless you turn away from those sins we all participate in.

My bf is my last hope. I can't have sex with him. I'm okay with that. I don't need to lie in the same bed as him to commemorate our love. We already know what we have. Luckily my bf isn't really into sex he thinks as he's already expressed. I just need to overcome my sexual urges and finally live a pure life for my bf and God.

I hope all of you find your way out of your gayness. We should be donating billions of dollars on finding a cure to being gay than finding a cure for hiv/aids. God bless.

>>5188452
This is helpful thanks!

>>5188455
I don't know. I guess I am? I've had dudes crush on me in the past. I even got into a situation where a dude i didnt like stole a kiss from me. Dunno if it's my personality or looks though. I am just very shy when meeting new people.

>>5188466
Should I ask for his home address if he doesn't respond after 10 minutes?

>>5188485
This is bad bait and I'm gonna be honest I barely read it. You're reaching way too hard. Be more subtle next time.

>>5188485
jesus christ, are you sure you didn't mean to post on x

>>5188493
I fell for it desu

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>>5188487
Better make it 7, you don't want him to think you're disinterested.

>>5188485
>I've been to the occult parties in the Castro District where guys in black cloaks would chant to the demiurge while cumming into some young dudes butthole
Holy shit kek, keep going.

>tfw you realize you're unloveable and destined to a life of loneliness and despair

>>5188508
I bet you're lovable

>>5188512
I dunno. I'm starting to realize just how fragile my self esteem is and desu I don't think anyone could handle it.

>>5188514
I have those same problems and I found someone to love me and take care of me.
There's very loving people out there.
Keep looking :)

>>5188514
Just a tip from a guy that was like you: work on your self esteem issues before you jump in a relationship. If you get dumped it's gonna be 100 times worse than normal

>>5188518
On top of that I'm not very attractive or anything so I'm really not sure I could find anyone willing to put up with me.

I'm just sort of an all around piece of shit.

>>5188524
So make yourself better.

>>5188493
I've lived it. I've seen it. Homosexuality is a wicked destructive path. All of us know it is deep down. Look at most of everyone on here, you cant even stand to be in your skin. Your souls are crying out for something to fill your inner void *insert penis in ass joke here*. You don't even know how delusional you've become due to your inner being losing its voice.

>>5188524
Reading this makes me sad
I wish I could send you love

I agree with >>5188533
Do the best to make yourself better in your own eyes

>>5188523
Yeah... I should probably see a therapist because I had several years of abuse at the hands of my only friend growing up and it kind of fucked me up...

>>5188533
Well, Ilost weight and am going to the gym to build muscle but at the same time I'm "average or worse" in the looks department and losing my hair at the tender age of 22 so I'm not sure what to do.

>>5188542
Yeah, I've lost some hair too. Welcome to being male. It happens to 90% of us according to statistics. I'm also average or worse looks. Anon, sometimes it's not about getting something back; sometimes it's not about having someone to cuddle with. We all want that, we want someone by our sides and to love, and for them to love us back; but until then you gotta live without it.

And trust me Anon, I've not wanted to live enough times that I suspect I'll cave one day. I know how lonely life can feel, but when I'm not feeling like that, I try to make the most of it; I try to be as kind to as many people as I see need it. I try to learn and grow, because if nothing else, I don't want to leave life saying I never even tried.

Nobody can sit here and say 'everything will be amazing', 'you'll find the love of your life no problem!' because that's not true. But if you don't even try, maybe the person that's the love of your life will pass you by: that scares me more than dying alone. So you keep on trying bub.

>>5188542

Sounds to me like you're deflecting.

>I'm like this because I was abused for years by a friend.

Instead of owning up to your own involvement in the abuse, you want to play the victim for sympathy.

It's up to you to man up and take your power back. Only way to do that is by forgiving and not holding on to grudges.

why are homosexuals such mentally ill morally bankrupt degeners
https://vimeo.com/51027346
https://vimeo.com/50415096

>>5188559

Living in shit countries and being a prostitute to put food on your families table is much more honourable than being a degenerate because you feel like its really who you are.

>>5188567
cut to the second half
where they interview rousek the boy procurer / porn shooter
sheer degeneracy

>>5188556
What the fuck is there to own up to? My only "friend" told me repeatedly that none of my peers liked me, beat me up, and berated me constantly. This is somehow my fault? Especially considering the time frame of almost all of my school years, it'd be kind of hard for someone not to get fucked up by that. But sure, guess it's all my fault.

I pretty much got over him and the way he treated me, but the seeds of self loathing were sown deep in my psyche by him.

>>5188567
and frankly they should just get a real job
its a freemarket economy the work is there for anyone who can make something of themselves
they CHOOSE to be prostitutes because it pays more than hard work they have a drug problem and on some level they probably (nearly almost certainly) enjoy it

>>5188278
>BONUS HOLE BOYS.COM
lmao wtf?

>>5188556
Oh c'mon don't be mean to him. I had some very abusive people around me growing up, and I tried to make it my fault. Abuse isn't really a tough love 'man up and get over it' thing, anon. But...

>>5188577
I know how you feel, and it takes a long time to even begin to work through this stuff. Just know that it wasn't your fault, not everybody is gonna be the same way, and beating yourself up by refusing to let yourself have friends is not the solution. You might be scared, you might feel like you don't deserve friends, and you might still be angry at how people have treated you, but really anon, let yourself grow a bit. Do it little by little.

>>5188590
Thankfully, the part where I "mostly got over him" was when I made some meaningful friendships, and now my two best friends are my roommates. It's the self esteem issues that are the biggest hurdle these days...

>>5188597
I found the best way is to just start doing things and getting involved, it really helps to give you confidence.

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>>5188559
>Watching any documentary with gay people from the 80s/90s
>Literally everyone featured has since died of AIDS

>>5188440
FeelGood *still* looks that young. He is not American.

>>5188598
Thanks for the advice. I have been trying to put myself out there more lately, I even sang on stage at a local bar and entered (and placed 3rd in) a karaoke contest over the summer. But every now and then something just seems to happen to take me down a peg or two. Hence the "fragile" part.

>>5188608
I know exactly how you feel, I've had my fair share. Shit, I get people do it to me deliberately. A lot. You can either lay down, or get back up again. Just gotta keep getting back up til you can't again.

>>5188623
*sigh*

I know you're right, but it's just so goddamn hard to do, especially when the hits come in clusters and suddenly I'm caught wondering if I should just unbuckle my seat belt and drive into the upcoming railing...

>>5188589
ok, to be honest this is kinda hot
http://bonusholeboys.com/site/wp-content/gallery/cache/208__x_bhb16_5.jpg

>>5188631
Anon I'm sure you're actually a pretty alright guy already, and I'm sure you have the potential to be an amazing person. I wish someone would stand with you and just let you know you're doing alright.

Anon, if it's still even remotely warm, go have yourself a little picnic under a tree and chill out to some music or something.

It sounds like you need some time away from things.

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>tfw you're lonely right now
>gf is sleeping cant text her
>want to email one of the dudes that wanted to be my e-bf from almost two months ago that was super cute

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>>5188646
Anime girls don't sleep, Maqui.

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>>5188655
I am an anime man tbqh

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>>5188665
>man
>4 inch penis

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>>5188667
You really need to come up with some new banter sweetie.
Honestly you like me tho tbqh...

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>>5188671
I'm sorry, it's just so cute. A feisty boy with a 4 inch pecker.
I do like you a lot.

>>5188677
Are you cute?
What's your height and weight?

>>5188671
i thought u were leaving
post pics btw

Hey gays. I have identityfied as gay since I was sixteen and can only get off to thought of being fucked in the ass or sucking a cock. But lately when ever I meet up with a guy for sex I hate everything that happens I can't even suck a dude off now when I used to love doing that. What's wrong with me

>>5188685
I can't get away from attention
I need to its my biggest downfall
Im always posting pictures

>>5188188
Could always say you're looking for friends on dating sites/apps.
Start with friendship and when your life gets together then you can pursue a relationship.

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>>5188679
>Are you cute
Possibly.
>What's your height and weight
5'11, a bit less than 70kg. I'm not too sure.

>>5188690
>5'11
>70kg
>4 inch penis
How does that even happen?

>>5188693
Maki has the 4 inch penis, not me. Mine's 6.5.

>>5188690
>kg
Were from different continents lol.

You're smaller than me though in weight but not height. I love a challenging top tbqh tho...

>>5188696
I'm the only Aussie in gg tbqfh, family.
It's okay. I'm thin, but quite good at handling feisty boys.

>>5188687
i will give u attention bby
post penis makittyyyy!!!!
im a qt little femboy and it wud rly turn me on~~

>>5188695
Oh, 6.5 isn't too bad.

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>>5188697
But are you good with being manhandled? I may be smaller but my confidence and abilities don't change any...

>>5188693
There isn't a relation between height and penis size as far as I know

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>>5188704
>But are you good with being manhandled
No, but for Mukky I'll make an exception. We went through this in the last thread.
I think you topping me would be funny and cute.

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>>5188702
Is that you 5652?
Im never posting my penis here lol
It already gets brought up six times a thread without me bringing it up and even when im gone lol

>>5188704
maki show me ur tinky winky woo woo NOW ;~~~~;

>>5188704
There should be. Short people should have ickle dingalings.

>>5188707
I don't want to sleep with someone who thinks it would be funny tbqh...

>>5188709
5652 pls...

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>>5188711
That's okay. I wouldn't want to get in between you and Puppy.

Reminder that gay/trans anime posters belong on /r9k/

>>5188712
Puppy has got so many fans. I know im greatv and the best but there's a lot of competition tbqh.

>>5188710
I want to write drink a bunch of coffee and cuddle touch your chest and rub you while you're writing...

>>5188717
>I want to write drink a bunch of coffee and cuddle touch your chest and rub you while you're writing...

But I write really dull stuff for work... You're welcome to do those things though I guess.

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>>5188717
You're the only person I'd consider for slutpoopy desu.
If things were to get a little hot though, I don't think I could resist.

>>5188716
I rarely use anime pictures unless I'm bullying/flirting with Maki.
Plus, gg is much more comfy.

>>5188708
>>5188711
thats not me u microcock fag lord
stop being creepy + weird pls

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>>5188720
Im just bored tbqh...
Would you read your work to me as I make this face irl :3c and I pretend to care just to get closer to you?

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>>5188724
I would pull my cock infront of your face while you did this face irl :3c

Then i would pet you on the head and give you a treat for being a good boy~~

g-guess me

>>5188722
I appreciate that tbqh
I need an internet bf...o boy

>>5188723
Its 6am and the threads dead


>>5188716
I was thinking about changing my gimmick tbqh
I don't even watch anime but the maki thing stuck
Fuck it new gimmick tomorrow
>>5188726
Is it qtpersian?

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>>5188734
m-maybe

>>5188749
Im not sure why you like me so much...

Hey gays,
How would you feel about sending your pics to grills for their fap material??

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>>5188763
Disgusting, they don't deserve it. I do like leading grills on though.

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>>5188750
Im mostly just joking and cuteposting

You give me a good reason to qt post, nothing more to it than that

How to stop being a casual flirt?

its just so self-affirming and fun...

>>5188763
>How would you feel about sending your pics to grills for their fap material
>sending her things for free without expecting anything in return
Yeah fuck that.

Uhm i hope it's appropriate to ask this but how do i clean my toys properly?
I have a clear jelly dick i haven't used in half a year and suddenly the tip is discolored. Brown discolored. I always cleaned it with warm to hot water, soap and there was never dirt or smell.
It's just the tip and it doesn't look nice :(

>tfw you will never tickle anons nipples while licking his nose like a qt lil pupper

>>5188858
uhm stop using toys when you have a poopy bp
lmao ew desu

Wish I was in London wasting the day away at Tate.

>>5188858

Dont use jelly toys, they will give you butt cancer

buy Silicone next time

>>5188863

I actually went to the National Portrait just yesterday.

awesome place!

>>5188862
It never was poopy, always clean
>>5188864
maybe it just oxidized with time and discolored, the tip is the thinnest part.
yeah jelly seems to be shit but it's so flexible

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Question: does this look like a guy?

I tried to genderbend my first porn pic, but im not so sure its convincing...

http://i.imgur.com/ev7SGVl.jpg

>>5188864
It's a very awesome place. Did you stop by the national gallery as well?

>>5188871

No, but I have done in the past.

Museums are my #1 goto when it comes to asking potential new friends out do to shit.

If you liked the Tate, the Serpentine is like a smaller (slightly worse) version, but its in the middle of a lovely park so you can walk there with a friend or whatever.

>>5188870
>shaven
>small build
>no beard

Woman.

>>5188870
Face + below the waist (thighs, butt) looks female, but the back and shoulders make it look male

>>5188874
I love serpentine, and hanging around in hyde park.
But I'm nowhere near London or even england for that matter.

>>5188880

Ah well, I'm sure you can visit eventually.

>>5188882
no.

>>5188887

....why not?

Are you locked in some gulag?

>>5188889
a monetary gulag, I am indebted over my head. more and more each day there seems to be one way out.

I'm going to become a twink serial killer. Yup. Had enough of this shit.
Sick of these closet trannies ruining the name of decent masculine homosexual men everywhere. Holding back progress to humanity as a whole.
If there is one cause, one principle, I want to devote my earthly existence to, it's this.
Watch this space....fem trash.

>>5188893

isnt that what dahmer did?

are you going to eat their brains as well, like him?

>>5188893
I'll keep an eye on the news

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>>5188893
>decent masculine homosexual men

>>5188905
don't you ever sleep?

>>5188895
I hope to operate like the unabomber.
Pipebombs to gay clubs and universities.
Anywhere were degeneracy lurks.
Efficient, calculated and most importantly devastating strikes.
Unlike Dahmer, my actions are not sexually motivated, they are for the greater good of humanity.
>>5188900
It will be suppressed
There are people who know what is really going on, that is all I'm going to say.

>>5188908

do you know what else is degenerate?

murder

>>5188907
It's not night here.

>>5188914
...It is more like moral cleansing

>>5188908
Don't, uh, actually kill people.

Besides, masc gays are becoming more common anyways

kek what if I reported you to the fbi like the sheikh

>>5188924
pls dont super srsly i was jking
i have no bombs

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>>5188922

You had better hope you're on a phone lol

>>5188924
>twinks / fems
>people

am i sociopathic if i want a family member to die so i can call my friend over to cuddle with and eventually seduce

YOU GUYS omg i was joking
my moms gonna be so fricked off

>>5188936

im not quite as insane as you, but i really want to get hit by a car

a few months in hospital and an escape from the shitshow this semester has become, all the sympathy I can handle, and maybe i will be able to get a bf by looking all cute and injured and stuff

>>5188928
it's ok I was joking too
>>5188929
no! You didnt? That's beyond memeing lad

>>5188929
F R I C K

>>5188941
same person here
i also want to jump from a height that i wont die but i'd still be hurt and get lots of attention

>>5188946

me too
also i always wanted to get a nice terminal disease - i wouldnt have to study, i could do what i wanted without worrying about longterm consequences, people would give me sympathy, etc etc.

are you clinically depressed as well by any chance?

>>5188936
Yes, that's literally parallel to the classic example of a sociopath

"This is a genuine psychological test. It is a story about a girl.

While at the funeral of her own mother, she met a guy whom she did not know.

She thought this guy was amazing, so much her dream guy she believed him to be, that she fell in love with him there and then ... A few days later, the girl killed her own sister.

Question: What is her motive in killing her sister

DON'T Scroll down until you have thought what your own answer is to this question!

*Answer: She was hoping that the guy would appear at the funeral again.

If you answered this correctly, you think like a psychopath. This was a test by a famous American psychologist used to test if one has the same mentality as a killer. Many arrested serial killers took part in this test and answered it correctly. If you didn't answer correctly - good for you. If your friends hit the jackpot, may I suggest that you keep your distance. "

>>5188952
lol

>>5188952

haha lol

any logical person would think that, cmon
only an autist would fail to understand basic reasoning.

>>5188946
depressed, anxiety yeah

>>5188952
kek

>>5188958
It's not a test for psychopathy, which is an outdated diagnosis anyway. What was referred to as sociopathy and psychopathy is called anti-sosical personality disorder and it involves things like having taken pleasure in torturing or killing small animals before the age of 15, having been involved with the police before the age of 15.

that's just a riddle that has become a meme, same with the scenario of killing one person to save five, or letting five people die to save one.

>>5188579
Do you even know how little some of those countries pay? Some of them only make pennies a day, working an honest job.

>>5188943
Sorry lad I hope everything turns out alright for you.

I shouldn't have mentioned it ;-;

>>5188929
Dude that shit is no joke wtf is wrong with youuuuuu

>>5188970
poor people choose to be poor
its a proven fact
they are not victims they are just street scum

>>5188590
Stop babying him, he feeds off peoples sympathy. He'll go on and on about how hard it is until you don't want to hear anymore.

>>5188577
You could of distanced yourself from him long before the seeds took root.

>>5188976
pretty sure he is british as he said 'university' anyway.

>>5188982
Ugh no. Most have no choice if they live in a poverty stricken nation. Lazy poor people only exist in the USA, canada, and Europe where they get free shit.

>>5188998
>USA
>get free shit
kekerino, US welfare isn't shit compared to Canada and Europe.

You don't know what you're talking about

>>5188976

what
he said he wanted to commit massmurder and detailed how he planned to do it

pretty suspicious imo

>>5189006
I mean, I guess

Gay death is real, and it affects straight guys

topkek

http://www.theguardian.com/society/2015/nov/07/why-men-lose-friends-in-their-30s

>>5189006
>>5189022
he was shitposting
why would anyone want to commit mass murder against twinks

>>5189006
wasting fbi time with completely unverified tips
you oughta be ashamed of urself

>>5189041
>>5189033
https://www.google.co.uk/search?tbs=sbi:AMhZZiuuVVQ6v2JuRwUeOKD2tvOBbqQL3q8LY6jMIgxwh10qK3NARbPrhohjPGOZqJzoLeTXXKmLL2i4cp5oq7JP7jzmBqp4QQSa45M7-budxhM7hzV0mzqHutXZEzTQymQcAzYymAAOficlBeh1ju3X1zFj2L_1Z90LsHsdeWCtP0Rma-vpKrqGdQ-aXl5TMU5UCwNbC4d9HmkuyupjVTVjWmfg3XQom6OYe96un2ryOodBv3eWTkeULk7i9rGro2-8VLEYMkPM6o4usypJXrQ53OQeC9OGwjJiap4sHQjOT0sLghQLfsKSsAJVMPOsQVa1-vAM-DYXLD868aSS9QTJ5NrRMR3zL9ihm2RgMYHnr3Rv-mza6fhtSMZ-10shwTww0Owq1sJDvA-2xiS4rLR7JEvnm_1nYqKrakzRBh9Crk9qwrLYzLbwQpVeIYwfZgF4MdskNNAHlk7kfrCSRbWEgcdF7DYctsDsReSyc01L6pJqGitM1JfOiSgc_1RpUjizwpBPJ_1w6OG11OKc7mQ94-CFcMBsqR8vpQ3MPy5vuH-An2CRYEV9eKMYKWUTw7JNbMnd7o2R2KtF2uCbK_1pu0t6unRrQg0abfARcxbaW5TzWLt4Fp4qeF7P5Mw2ra1qCQ9wKCBRi-HZT9xK53JSxMA1pdajxiBFx-VPiEWQHcD2NnvLA0yTIxrLCVG0SSWCapH4ykD_1XbqNmp4Qxb0kPfITu64owtylxPMh5aHOHEEhnTd3jF1OQmQ2c-2WRYiyRvpqXr0qUFiJHf88e0ywScru5X0BoAlVJFKhZB1iL2wdPDpi7lZIq0j8U63TIIaGceSnXyU-YHai59-Mn80zIQOvP4TA1auU6uGqZwcJPQuGuX9ALIWnzEe0uu0nOg0vG5XtUrjr4svLxNfoSYHhHnIEQu93BEUC9VuuOhwnsSuOPlLaptRM2-LQX_1j5G84Hdf8tuv8Nmf6xYp7KLk96D_1CgLuLzs41Z93v-mMnfuUaRmo5Ux4Nyecf84FBcPwLizmkNHDUVozT05-mNrKs-oby3wh8BZeC9tBAv0To7h40ycZsOGasI1L0hWKxVMIkEafCDfBgXZDSTHFjMAIHXNAsAG77UcVqNL_1Q&gws_rd=cr,ssl&ei=zwM-VsqfHcfcO_yKt1A

dont worry guys, calm down. and that shitposter can stop shitting himself also.

I cleaned my room but nothing can really clean away my shame :c

>>5189078

did you fugg or what

Who is the anon that found out I actually live in the US? I'm genuinely impressed

>>5189091
le tricky swede
king of ruses

>>5189091
Why would you lie about that? What's the point?

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>>5189091

didnt rugby say he was going to go to sweden to meet up with you?

that poor, sad, bastard

>>5189098
I'M SWEDISH

What happened to the gaygen Kik? Shit was so cash

>>5189108

you ruined it

>>5189105
lmao I know such a tool right? he shouldve realized by my cali tan that I clearly live in san fran.

>>5189106
And hot

>>5189114
and an egotistical nutjob.

>>5189114

i cant wait to see what he looks like in 4 years tbqh

>>5189114
How shallow
>>5189124
I'll be dead in 2 months if my twink death calculations are correct, and sadly I'm pretty sure they are.
>>5189120
How am I a nutjob? What have I ever done that's so crazy or yandere or anything like that?

>>5189129

didnt you steal money to fuel your drug habit?

>>5189111
I stopped coming though.
>>5189129
Twink death? Tell me more please.

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>>5188070
>Tim Murphy
>played by Joseph Mazzello
http://www.imdb.com/media/rm1625534720/nm0001515?ref_=nm_ov_ph

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>>5189159

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>>5188704
>>5188707
>>5188712
>>5188722
>>5188724
>>5188726
>>5188786
>>5188905

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>>5189183
You do know where you are right? This is 4chan. This is weaboo territory.

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>>5189183
NO YOU BAKA FUCKING GAIJIN.
GO BACK TO YOUR STUPID HAMBURGERS

>>5189194
This is lgbt, weeb shit is haram

>>5189183
*unsheathes katana*

>>5188070
>>5189159
>>5189161
Mazzello is hot and I really thought he was great in HBO's the Pacific

But I prefer OP's boy. He was in an episode of Boardwalk Empire and I think the kkid has real talent

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kxeYhkY4FD4

>>5188688
That's actually a pretty good idea.

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>>5189183
Psssh...nothing personal.

*sheaths katana orashimu*

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guys ive started reading yaoi and bara comics

am i a weeb?

So I'm a bit new to the whole gay thing, but I have to ask: is it normal for guys on "dating" sites to only be interested in fucking?

I don't care about fucking. I make more than enough money and can buy hookers for like a half an hour of work. I want someone I can love and cuddle. Preferably one that's small and cute.

>>5189227
98% of gays especially on gay dating sites/apps just want to fuck

>>5189227

dating friends >>>>>>>> dating strangers on the internet

Are you still closeted?

>>5189234
No, but I have literally no friends except on Skype, and even those on Skype live like eight hours away. I'm not a very social person in the first place, which is why I was trying a dating site.

>>5189235

Old enough to drink?
Be honest.

>>5189214

Have you started watching Anime, yet
Do you have any figurines
How many anime/manga review podcasts do you listen to
Do you frequent sankaku complex?

How many para paras do you have memorized?

Do you own a kotatsu?

>>5189236
Yes, very old enough to drink.

>>5189239

Then go hit up a bar and make some friends!

>>5189227
>I want someone I can love and cuddle. Preferably one that's small and cute.
>All these people wanting X but not knowing how to get it.

I'll hold your hand through this proces.
>Open the door
>Step outside
>Don't look into the sun, you'll need your eyes for the next part.
>Look around until you see a small cute guy
>grab his hand
>drag him back to your house
>put a leash on him and make him your boyfriend
>???
>profit

Also don't let the police get in the way of your dreams anon.

>>5189238

i watched 3 episodes of an anime then got confused because all the characters looked the same and stopped watching
i have no figurines
none
i dont know what that is

i dont know what para paras are either

i dont know what a kotatsu is.

>>5189244

Weeb levels incredibly low, you're safe.
Enjoy your porn, babe.

Where..

Where did the thread go?

>>5189328
It died.

>>5189227

Most guys on dating sites are only interested in fucking. They also tend to be very shallow/have other issues, so I wouldn't recommend looking there.

If you're open about being gay at least when you're out with friends it will help immensely. The best thing I could do for my dating life is just try to put myself in LGBT spaces like university LGBT societies or just gay bars. You can have a relatively normal and comfortable experience if you can safely assume that you're talking to another gay man, and other gay men will be much more comfortable hitting on you if they know for certain that you're gay.

>>5189369
I hear people saying this, but how exactly, if we pit them against one another are dating sites/apps less shallow than gay bars/lgbt communities?

aren't the apps/sites composed of the same people in the bars and lgbt societies? they are were I live at least.

>>5189378

Because on apps its very much "playing the numbers". You can chat to like 50 peopel at once, and dont really care about any of them.

At a bar youre talking one on one, and theres a human connection. And also you arent constantly thinking "is this guy using a fake picture or lying?"

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>write with this guy on planet romeo for a week or something
>didn't tell me that he doesn't even live in my city full time
>kind of annoyed, but keep writing with him because he's really nice and said he would be back in november/december
>a few days later tell him that i will fly to spain during the time he's back in my city, but not the whole time
>throws a complete hissyfit and blocks me

okay then

>>5189388
have a good time in Spain. I've always wanted to go there.

>>5189393
Thank you :3
I've been there for a whole year a while back. Great country. Super hot guys (if you're fine with manlets).

>>5189378

People on dating apps are often on them because they have little to no social skills or some other problems that would prevent them from meeting people from talking face to face with them. Also, it's a lot easier to form a connection with someone face to face in my opinion.

And also, only a small percentage of the people who are gay and single actually use dating apps.

>>5189398
everyone is a manlet for me so yeah

>>5189378
I've met some guys on tinder that aren't interested in just fucking. Tinder is much better than grindr for meeting men to date.

I'm currently in an LDR with a very sweet guy right now and I think I'm lucky to have him. I don't pry but I'd be very surprised if he were cheating on me even if we live multiple hours apart.

>>5189006

What's wrong with committing mass murder of gays? They all go to hell anyway.

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Is it weird that I'm absolutely grossed out by having my penis used? Like, giving blowjobs and catching is hot, but it's a huge turn-off to receive a blowjob or pitching

>>5189435
congrats you're a tranny

>>5189435
tranny in denial

>>5189429
Are there qt blonde demons in hell? if yes, sign me up.

>>5189448
>>5189441
So I can't be a pure bottom without being trans?

>>5189429
>What's wrong with committing mass murder of gays?
It might be seen as discrimination when I can only set only straight people on fire.

>>5189461
yes

but being a pure bottom =/= being grossed out by having your penis used.

You're probably grossed out because you have dysphoria or something

>>5189461
Dunno.
I'm mostly a bottom as well, but still enjoy using my dick A LOT.
Probably a mild case of body dysphoria?

>>5189435

100% tranny, sis

>>5189435

I can get why you might not like the sensation but finding it outright gross is a little odd especially since you like doing it to others. I mean, I'm somewhat similar in that I hate the feeling of penetrating, but I don't find it gross, it just feels bad.

>>5189479
>>5189475
I'm not that girly though, I just don't really like thinking about my dick during sex.
Also on some level it seems like it demasculinizes the other guy if he blows me, which adds to it being a turn-off

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>>5189475

>>5189435

You should be grossed out by gay sex entirely like every normal sane person.

Sex for creation is all you should naturally be thinking about if you lived a healthy life..Sex should never become a hobby or a real part of your existence. You should always keep yourself busy so sex and fantasies don't take over your mind. The real problem with gays is they are lazy and spent their upbringing doing nothing at all besides playing video games and looking at porn. Those who keep busy don't get into weird fetishes and gay sex. Straight guys are all working much harder to support their families, take care of their wives, etc. Gays are selfish motherfuckers who only think about themselves.

>>5189504
well you arent accepting of your sexual organ
you do not accept its intended purpose
on some level you have body dysphoria

Does anyone know any pornstars with a 5.6 inch dick?

i need some confidence boosting...

>>5189544
probably a few bottoms.

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>>5189393
I went to north western Spain as a part of my two week trip to France and Spain in 2011. I stayed with family friends in a small village that was literally a mile or less from the French border. We went to Bilbao during the days. Beautiful beaches and a very nice city all around. I also went to the Guggenheim art museum, some really neat shit there.

The foothills near the border were honestly the highlight of the whole trip. They were honestly beautiful and a blast to walk.

I wish I could go back, but flights are so expensive, even from New York :(

>>5189545

im verse ;_;

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>>5189530

Yeah, but, like, hot guys, tho?
Having fun with other hot guys?

>>5189547
Bilbao is so fucking based. Such a cool city. The scenery alone is breathtaking.

>>5189435
T R A N N Y
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>>5189555

>tfw not flexible enough to kneel on the floor like that

>>5189544

Dude 5.6 inches is normal and good. Pornstars are employed because they have above average dicks, there's no point judging yourself based on them.

>>5189530
why does reading about my degeneracy make me so horny

>>5189504
>I just don't really like thinking about my dick during sex.
pls
>it demasculinizes the other guy if he blows me
He has his teeth, HIS SHARP FUCKING TEETH near your cock.

You might not realise this, but he's the one in charge.

>>5189562
wut

that doesn't require any flexibility at all

>>5189565
what feminist taught you this?

>>5189562

You're not flexible enough.. to kneel?
Do you have a problem with it? </3

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Hi everyone, this is mittens delux. I honestly have been wondering, why everyone in the chat seems to hate me. I know that at this point it seems like I'm attention seeking, but I'm being sincere when I ask you why it is that you hate me.

>>5189562
are you like 70 years old?

>>5189571
>implying the one sucking you couldn't rip out your dick if he wanted to with his teeth

>>5189565
On a primal level, that's not how it feels, it just feels icky and ruins the mood totally for me.
>>5189559
I don't know what circe means

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>>5189562
Knee problems?

>>5189530
>implying gays think more about sex than straights

nonsense. Gays just have the ability to have sex more since there's no gatekeeper to the pussy restricting access like Willy Wonka and his golden tickets.

>>5189565
t h i s
if i run up to a qt boy force his trousers open and put his cock in my mouth i am domming him

>>5189579
>>5189577
>>5189573
>>5189570

shortened achilles tendon

I cant bend my ankles like that, so the balls of my feet couldnt be on the floor

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>>5189557
I would honestly live there if Spain wasn't economically on the brink of the abyss and I knew more Spanish

>>5189578
what if he wanted to eat out ur ass
equally submissive act
but i bet that is ok bc ur a closet tranny who wishes she had a pussy

>>5189582

if I pin a guy down and sit on his dick am I domming him?

>>5189577

That's the most sociopathic reasoning I've heard for considering blowing a guy dominant behavior.

>>5189586

Aw, sounds rough, babe.
I used to have that when I was younger.
Have you tried squatting?

Mine let up naturally as I entered my twenties but weight lifting helped me out.

>>5189555
sooouuuuurce

>>5189544

None of them advertise their size as anything below 6 inches, but Marko Lebeau definitely has like, 5 inches at most.

Hi everyone, this is mittens delux. I honestly have been wondering, why everyone in the chat seems to hate me. I know that at this point it seems like I'm attention seeking, but I'm being sincere when I ask you why it is that you hate me.

>>5189592
if u do it in a dominant way
then yeah
do u even read crossdressing doujins sucking cock is a way of humiliating the boy and asserting control over his body and boundaries and shit

>>5189578
>I don't know what circe means
it's an anonymous user trying to insult another poster involved in the thread who is not you.

>>5189596

http://hairymacho.tumblr.com/

Here you go.
In there somewhere.
I'd link you the post itself but that's all there is of it.

>>5189604
post pic

>>5189591
Except that's not why. Yes, I would be okay with that, but the idea of showing your back while he preps you for penetration is pretty different from being between a guys legs. one is dominant, the other is submissive, at least in my head.

>>5189595
It's still true though.
Personally, i must feel extremely comfortable with someone to let him suck me.

>>5189592
yes.
Unless you're so weak even a child can overpower you.

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>>5189600

senpai that was a fucking mean thing to do to me

you raised my hopes and fuckin obliterated them

>>5189628
>porn stars don't lie about their cock size
>manlets don't lie about their height

>sucking cock isn't manly
Then explain why in yaoi it's usually the seme sucking the uke's cock, not the other way around?

>>5189639

because yaoi is made for girls, by girls, and isnt an accurate representation of real life?

>>5189639
>yaoi

are you a 16 year old girl?

>>5189639
+1 ty

>>5189624

Hm.. yeah, you know, I've felt that way, too.
Getting eaten out, especially in prep for the guy fucking you feels hella submissing

But he's.. like giving you a form of head, huh?

>>5189626

Sounds like trust issues, bby
Seriously, if a guy wants to suck your dick he, uh, prooooobably doesn't want to bite it off? Who the fuck?
Did someone punch you in the face during sex?

>>5189639
>then explain to me why Neo was the one despite the oracle saying there wasn't a prophecy

>>5189637
wait a sec... I get called a manlet here all the time. Am I supposed to be laying about my height?

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All of you are demented. Everyday on here...

>I need a bf
>I need dick in butt
>I need cock in mouth
>I need an ass to fuck
>I need someone to give me attention


May you all die miserable deaths for not doing anything productive with your life.

>>5189614
>crossdressing doujin
S-SOURCE

>>5189628

Dude, I didn't say he advertises it as the size it really is.

Look at his pictures and videos. He's 5'7", there's no way he's more than 5".

>>5189669

go to ehentai
search "yaoi rape english"

tada

>>5189668

>implying you can't both be productive and want to be in a relationship

silly billy

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>>5189672

o-oh
youre right

im sorry for doubting you!

>>5189654
>Did someone punch you in the face during sex?

No, i tend to avoid bi guys.

>>5189662
Yes and also irl.
Esp. if you're amerifag, your imperial system is shit and people can't even notice if you lie about 1-2 inches.

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tfw my str8 freind wont make a move on me
;_:

>>5189645
..except not really. not for like twenty years?
lots and lots of yaoi is read and created by/for gay men in 2015.

Seriously, where is the point of motivation when you come to realize that no matter how hard you work, you're always going to be working to make someone else richer while you don't even get paid a livable wage, especially now. And instead of trying to fix that issue, everyone walks around trying to have a "my dick is bigger contest" about how they work harder than anyone else or that they work more than anyone else. You'd think people would realize, that working 80+ hours a week is never something to brag about. It's not a good thing to see people enthused that they spend all their waking time working for someone else and not working for themselves or to better the society around them. So I can understand why hope is lost for younger people, we're having to live with our parents negligence and lack of civic duty to give us a future where we can thrive and be free, not be controlled and slaved out to some corporation .

>>5189672
>Marko Lebeau
googled the name, no noodz. Anyone got a quick link to a dick pic of him?
>not really interested in vids right now

>>5189696
>expecting str8 friend to bottom

looks like you are going to have to open ur bp to him

>>5189696
Why didn't you dress up as his girlfriend on halloween?

>>5189699
I feel you on that bro. That's why we hve to vote for Bernie Sanders.

>>5189699

i enjoy my work

ofc i enjoy the money, but i also feel like im helping my country out as a minor engineer in a BAE subsidiary.

i enjoy working together with colleagues on projects, even if i dont enjoy the project itself.

obviously its not 100% perfect all the time, but there are significant parts of my labour that I really do enjoy and am grateful for

>>5189657
He willed himself to do it.

Just kidding she lied.

>>5189699

Or you could be an indie freelancer like meee~
Which, uh.. still has me working a ridiculous amount.
But for fun people I can make friends with on projects we all care about, doing things that leave me artistically fulfilled.

>>5189695

I don't get it.
Bisexuals are violent doms?

>>5189706
>Marko Lebeau
use bing instead of google

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>>5189706
How about you watch a video to see his dick?

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today is my ex's birthday

should I text him? he did so for my birthday, but then again I broke up with him.

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Hi everyone, this is mittens delux. I honestly have been wondering, why everyone in the chat seems to hate me. I know that at this point it seems like I'm attention seeking, but I'm being sincere when I ask you why it is that you hate me.

>>5189722
Agent Smith was actually the one.
But that's just a theory
a
movie theory

>>5189713
we dont have halloween here
>>5189708
cant we just cuddle

>>5189692

That's right bitch never doubt senpai

>>5189706

https://38.media.tumblr.com/725cb16fe8f1f4eae914a65d985f63b1/tumblr_npbmgnuMAB1u8r5tto1_540.gif

>>5189696
Try pissing out his window. That'll get his attention.

>>5189696

shit in his mums bed

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>>5189729
Text him faggot.
You might make his day just a liiiiiiitle bit better.

>>5189724
No, they tend to be dom tops with mental issues.
At least the ones i've met.

>>5189734
i wouldnt want to cuddle w/ someone who shits the bed desu

>>5189724

Actually

>doing things that leave me artistically fulfilled.

Or working on UI for like a week because it turns out we can't hire a GD'er
But I guess that's gratifying in its own way, too.

>>5189728

Ooph, what a babe.

>>5189745

Where do you live?
Sounds shitty.

>>5189730
because you're an attention seeker

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5bTLuyCd9G8

Guys the earth is only 6000 years old.

>>5189758
well ofc

i mean if dinousaurs were real how come there aren't any around

>>5189737
>gif
thanks.
Lol, why am I not surprised he is a bit of a chub.

>>5189756
Is that really why people dislike me? Well you could have just said so, because I have been coming to that chat room wondering for the longest time why anyone dislikes me in the first place.