Gay General: Heavy Metal Thunder Edition

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>>5186852
fist

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Am I irrevocably ugly?

p.s. ignore autistic looking hair

>>5186862
Isn't that hitler?
You look goofy but not really ugly. You look tough tbqh id date you

>>5186862
expression goes a long way
if you're gonna take a picture, don't just glare at the camera

>>5186862
Would slam. Not amazingly attractive or anything, just kinda normal.

>>5186868
That's a fair shout

g-guys....I think my bf is becoming obsessed with me, especially after he said he is in love with me. It's nice knowing that someone cares for you that much but I'm not used to it, I just feel pressured as fuck at times.

>>5186868
Tbqh I just can't fake expressions. I don't know what it is but I would rather take a shitty photo of me glaring rather than fake smile or something

>>5186880
talk to him about it
communication in a relationship is really important, especially on emotional stuff like that

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>>5186880
>WAAAH, SOMEONE LOVES ME TOO MUCH
Christ, you sound like a fucking woman.

>>5186862
It's the extra fat you carry.
Cut it and you'll look a lot better.

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>>5186868
This.
Work ur angles hunty


My ex just drunkenly texted me. I still got it.

>>5186882
i don't smile in like any of my pictures either, i find it a bit awkward and uncomfortable for me tbqh
i'm real guilty of doing that whole 'disaffected pout or lip bite' shit
just experiment n stuff. i really advocate for taking selfies as a means of boosting self confidence, even if you don't show anyone your pics

>>5186862
>ignore autistic looking hair
hair goes a long way desu -hence the phrase "hair and makeup." You should find a style that compliments your face. It will go a long way to improving your looks w/o much effort on your part. Also, slimming down will most likely chisel your facial features.

>>5186880
I know what it's like to be in that position. It was actually easier for me to cut ties from him since I had a number of reasons to do so, but if it weren't for those, then I don't know where I'd be today.

Confronting him about it won't work. If your bf is naturally obsessive (which is usually the case), then that's a deeper problem that should seriously be looked into. You can try talking to him about it, seeing whether he's aware of his behavior or not and his feelings about it. It's much easier to go from there that way.

>>5186893
i literally think about that like all the time when i take selfies ugh
i'm all *headcocked and staring offscreen* n shit
i'm not very good at selfies lol

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>>5186862
I have the same resting look, senpai.
You're cute though, you look big.

>>5186917
you look so familiar and i can never place it

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>>5186906

>>5186917
6'2" 4 u :^)

>>5186917
resting bitch face is what it's called.

>>5186925
i learned so much from antm c:

>>5186884
I tried to but he is being so sweet and loving towards me that I simply can't tell him "love me a little less".
Yesterday we were suppose to go together to my friend's bday party, he was suppose to be my date, but since the party is far from both of us we decided to rent an apartment for the night, he insisted on paying. But in the morning I had a call from him saying he is running fevere and is very sick so he can't come and insisted that I will and have fun for him. I then asked how should I cancel the apartment and return him the money, he simply said that he doesn't care about it and that he wants me to enjoy it all for myself on his behalf.
He wouldn't telle how much he paid for it but I now feel like I own him way more than I can give, and I'm not walking about only money .

https://40.media.tumblr.com/ba41f5e1ff8fa1265a1cb2335d23d8b6/tumblr_np2znycBOG1u9dqiyo1_1280.jpg


would you?

>>5186924
That's the first time I've posted my face here. I don't really know anyone who looks like me though.

>>5186926
Hnnnng. 6'2 - 6'4 is my sweet spot.

>>5186927
I guess. I'm a little more tired looking than bitchy, I think.

>>5186938
I think so yeh.

I'm gonna cut down on fapping because then I think I'll go out of my way for sex. Now I'm just lazy

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Okay gaygen I have a really deep cut on my elbow and I'm drunk as shit and underage (so I'll get in shit if people know I'm drunk), wat do? I was gonna get drunk and come out and then I slipped

>>5186938
The body says yes, the tattoos say noooooo

>>5186938
>that ms paint level of photoshop

>>5186938
No, big tattood guys are ugly as fuck

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Do you have sex with people outside of your race?
Would you?
Would you with pic related?

>>5186947
Just clean it and put a clean cloth on it. Pressure the wound, elevate the wound. Easy.

>>5186956
I'm not really into it.
I'm not saying there aren't any black boys I wouldn't fuck because I've seen a few who I think are hot. But it's just not my usual type.

>>5186938
hell ya i would
looks like he'd be down to go on a hike and fuck in the woods

>>5186937
no i get you
for 90% of my longest relationship i didn't have a job and he traveled 90 minutes to me every weekend and paid for everything
i felt like i was such a burden to him and i still have like shame about it all even though i eventually got a job and started trying to pay for his gas and food and whatnot
anyway, shit like that is delicate but if you actually want it to work out in the long run it needs to be addressed
just gotta go about it delicately and whatnot
don't go all "you love me too much" but be like "i need to be honest with you, i'm feeling a little pressure, maybe we should just slow down and little" etc etc

>>5186945
really, i thought you'd posted a selfie before
my bad

>>5186947
it doesn't look too bad desu, just make sure you clean it and wrap it up
i got drunk and really fucked myself up when i was like 19 and ended up having to go to the hospital
not like the nurse can arrest you if it comes to that

>>5186956
No. God no.

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So the guy who's been into me for months finally gathered up the courage to ask me out today.

I said no.

He got the saddest expression ever.

I know I did the right thing but I feel like a piece of shit.

I think I much prefer being rejected than having to reject someone.

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>>5186975
>Girl asks me out
>No, sorry
>mfw

>>5186975
You're so mean, not even pity sex?

>>5186975
you gotta do you lisaposter
it sucks but he'll survive

Did you ever eat your own semen, gaygen?


>>5186975
Why did you say no?

>>5186841

did wiz finally get his license?

>>5186998
I'm always like 'yeah this could be so hot'... Then I cum and I'm like nah that's fuckin gross

>>5187001
This

>>5186917

your name is ogloc right?

Your face looks better now, it use to be more baby faced.

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>>5186999

>>5186989
>not even pity sex?
I'm pretty sure he's a virgin. Pity sex would have been pretty awful.

>>5186997
I'm worried because he's taking a lot of classes with me so I kinda have to see him a lot.

>>5186998
I guess I friendzoned him? He's a cool guy and I like having him as a friend. Can't see him as anything more.

>>5187016
Why not tho?

love spending my friday nights with you guys :)

Ayy looks like I just came out over Skype to a group of like 15 friends.

>>5186957
Thanks mate, will do.

>>5186967
Thanks sludgepup, you always help out, be it my weird lube-seeking adventures or this clusterfuck.

>>5187021
Aww bless you poor sod

>>5187024
you're welcome anon

>>5187021
me too, i'm glad we have this time together

>>5187016
yeah that might draw it out a bit
just a matter of waiting i guess

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>>5186967
Nope, I post body pictures occasionally.

>>5187006
No?

>>5187026
and you're my favorite trip btw <3

>>5186862
Not at all. Get a haircut though.
Your lips are amazing.

>>5187031
ah yes, i thought that was you
i figured out who you looked like btw it's some guy i knew on tumblr way back

>>5187037
t-thanks. I always thought my lips were too big

>>5186862

look like a fat poorer version of John desu

>>5186862
Maybe change that dead expression? It's like you're trying to come across as unattractive. Smile or something.

>>5186998
I ate a ton of fruit over the course of a week then did it.
Still gross.
Why can't I into cum?

>>5187050
Omg yes hahahah

>>5187036
I used to post here a few months ago and all the trips from then are gone bar sludge and Irish. Where dey all gone??

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>>5186841
That's the most gigantic FUPA I have ever seen.

>>5187058
summer's over
most of them have lives and school and whatnot
thankfully my life is empty, which leaves plenty of time to waste away one here :3c

>>5187063
FUPA?

>>5186998
>Did you ever eat your own semen, gaygen?
...every time. When I'm with another guy I also insist on at least tasting his.

>>5187050
Who is John?

>>5187068
fat upper pelvic area.

>>5187068
google it you fuck (fat upper pubic area)

>>5187066
Freddie (lol) , Jynx, King, baba, the one who was just like 4 numbers or something, cant remember the rest off the top of my head

>>5186998
every time i cum i eat my semen
it's really practical because i don't have to clean up

>>5187083

Gross.

fuckin' hell the tinychat is the biggest pseudointellectual circlejerk I've ever seen on the internet, and browse reddit ffs.

Why do people who know nothing about anything act like they're the most knowledgeable about every subject?

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>>5187073

>>5187054
Can't really help it much desu, I can't really fake positive emotions

>>5187093
You can be whoever you want to be on the Internet, even if you're a basement dweller, you can make yourself sound like you're not

>>5186998
I came in my mouth once when I was a teenager and instantly regretted it.
Will happily swallow another guy's though.

>>5187031
>>5186917
Post legs or bum desu.

>>5186998
Eh, can't see the reason to eat my own.
I do eat my boyfriend's, though.
Still kinda meh, but he gets super cuddly after i do it.

>>5187098
post a picture smiling right now

>>5187094
It's creepy that people have pictures of the trips saved.
Like... Why?

>>5187093

They probably don't care about being wrong and just enjoy thinking and talking about shit.

>>5187083
me too senpai

>>5187094
Oh, the tripfag

I see it

>>5187036
Aww that's even worse, you poor fuck

>>5187109
>Why?
masturbation

>>5187108
No

>>5187109

https://archive.loveisover.me/lgbt/search/

I just use the archive to find past pics posted.

>>5187093
lol sounds like my bf

>talking about philosophy (hedonism of epicurus)
>get in an argument
>he is wrong about some facts
>tell him that its wrong and talk about ataraxia
>he still says that im wrong and doenst even know what ataraxia is
>he wikipedias it
>suddenly silence

>tfw bitch i did my A grade in philopshy and ethics
>tfw he writes everywhere that his hobby is philosophy
>tell him hes pretentious af
>he gets mad

ayy lmao tb.h

Does gaygen like beatboxing/loopstation battles?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QxW2k8NKZsI

Almost everybody in the competition is a mega-babe of some kind, too.

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whose the hottest gaygenner in the chat?

>>5187155
puffy is a cutie :3

>>5187155

they'd have to show butts for me to make a good decision

>>5187155
kc I keep hitting on him but he won't bite

>>5187155
dildo is the only qt.

>>5187150
i want that curly french fuck

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>>5187102
This is the best I can do with my shitty webcam and timer, sorry.

>>5187155
Dildonics desu, possibly damake if I saw a different picture. Puffy maybe.

>>5187155

Top middle has that serial killer vibe that always gives me a boner, even when it comes from twinks

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Evening lads

>>5187155

so...all of gaygen is nerds
i can see why you're all virgins

I can't believe how low everyone's standards are here.
Everyone in that chat is <5/10

>>5187186

yeah, that's because he's into sounding...he's weird

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>>5187186
it's those dead eyes, sexy af.

>>5187174
same.

>>5187181
cuute.

>>5187155
I like dildonics

>>5187195
>that's because he's into sounding
deal breaker

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>>5187195
pls no.

>>5186917
hey you're the fag who hates me lol

>>5187195

>you will never fuck a dude's dick with a sounding rod while fucking his ass with your meat rod

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>>5187109
gotta keep the records up to date

also, post your rarest sludges. trying to expand my collection.

>>5187212
http://i.imgur.com/pKnpA.gif

>>5187109
it's like being a celebrity almost but in a really bad way

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I wanna have this ;-;

>>5187220
shut up horror

>>5187216
>white people

>>5187223
why? that looks really uncomfortable...

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>>5187208
No, I love you. I hate Mexi and like to bully Circe though.

>>5187237
die

>>5187243

show dick..i bet it's a beast

>>5187213
holy shit post that irish anon edit pls

holy shit

>>5187246
oops, meant to quote
>>5187223

>>5187250
haha good one family
gimme a hug

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>>5187248
this one?

>>5187213
>yfw i have all the rarest sludges

>>5187248
that's horror, not irish

>>5187213
>that puppy folder

>>5187255
and that's heron lol

>>5187258
pls post nudes

>>5187255
thats not irish anon thats the daddy loving junkie i mean that with that funny mouth

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>>5187258
>>5187264
oh this

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>>5187255
>I will never be a cute white guy

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>>5187243

I forgot what text I was going type here because also

>>5187255

holy fuck shit what a babe

>>5187265
i'm sure you could find some if you put in some effort
it's not hard

>>5187281
as in, moar nudes
im in the need of oc
also have some rare horrors, but hes not as qt

>>5187243
>No, I love you.
oh okay
wanna fuck

>>5187281
don't patronize him

>>5187281
did you delete your tumblr m8?

>>5187290
>don't patronize him
>i basically called myself an easy slut
my nudes are everywhere

>>5187285
ah, yeah, idt i've taken anything new in a while
selfies either
weird

>>5187299
no

>>5187305
it says its empty or am i just retarded and cant find it

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>>5187258

>mfw I have the rarest sludges

>>5187305
tell us the next time you cam so i can buy your boipussi

>>5187310
post or gtfo

>>5187308
oh right i changed my url for halloween, i was spookypuppy on all my various sites
thanks for reminding me to change it back

>>5187310
there are sludges even you haven't seen
dun dun dun

>>5187312
i haven't cammed since i was a teenager
i'm old and decrepit now
desu i dunno if i could hack it nowadays, back then i really cashed in on the whole 'I look like i'm 16 and don't have a single hair below my neck' thing

>>5187322
>i dunno if i could hack it nowadays
give it a whirl, ill let you know

>>5187328
kek
maybe i'll get back around to it eventually
but i doubt it'll be anytime soon

>>5187287
I dunno. You on birth control?

>>5187280
Stop poisoning the minds of innocent white children and I may ease up on the bullying, chump.

>>5187352
I'm barren from anorexia

>>5187255
I'm happy someone thinks this is me, Holt shit, I fucking wish

Heron is hot af

Guys help. On grinder for the first time, been on for not even five minutes, don't have any pics up just my age and race and someone named allaboutsex messaged me. Should I answer back?

Which trip isn't hot but has confidence which makes them more attractive?

>>5187380
no

delete grindr

>>5187391
but anon, I want to do the sex. I'm just too much of a pussy to go through with it :(

>>5187401
If you have true moral obligations you should stop. Let your bp be pure and ready for the right man.

If you don't, stop being a bitch.

if someone on a dating site offers you cash for oral is it ever ok to engage?

>>5187410

Probably not the kind of guy you want putting their dick in your mouth.

>>5187380
>>5187401
no
there's nothing wrong with using grindr, but be smart about it
hooking up with a guy who asks a blank profile for sex is a great way to get an std

>>5187410
i mean, it depends on what you're comfortable with, like, morally or whatever
if you have any doubt, it's probably not a good idea

>>5187404
Butts are for pooping.
They will never be pure.

>>5187404
I wish I could but I guess I'm too scared of rejection, especially cause I'm ugly.

Oh shit, someone else with only a body for a pic just messaged me

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>mfw no shitposting bf

>>5187418
I've reconstructed my colon so I am now able to poop from my mouth. Your move, fag.

>>5187424
if your end game is to actually meet anyone, you might as well put up a face pic now

>tfw just spoilerd fallout 4 ending to all "friends"

well i dont regret anything it was funny how everyone of them got mad :3

>>5187433
Quiet ass-breath

>>5187383
>trips having confidence

>>5187442
Well, my breathing is usually pretty quiet. Depends on what I eat tbqh.

>>5187442
lmao

>>5187447

I'm confident sometimes [spoiler]when I stay away from gaygen long enough[/spoiler]

Which one of you fuccbois is the one talking to me on tc?

>>5187454
All the more reason for you to leave, tranny.

>>5187447
horror you're not a trip you dont use a tripcode see look im horror too everyones horror wew

>>5187438
But then everyone will know what I look like and I have really low self esteem. And I don't want friends or family knowing I use grindr. I messaged body pic with "hi" just to see if he'd answer back again

>>5187462
how does that affect what i said

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daily reminder that it's all for nothing

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>tfw you're the perfect guy except four inches and an asshole according to women

>>5187466
because youre trying to include yourself with the ~real~ trips

>>5187480
Avatar on, Maki.

>>5187481
i dont think so friend

>>5187480
the perfect guy would never call himself 'the perfect guy'

the perfect guy is unaware of his perfectness

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>>5187486
How did you know it was me?

>>5187480
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RTXsXVFm0SE

>>5187487
shut up horror

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>>5187490
Let's just say, you gave a "little" hint.

>>5187489

The perfect guy is[spoiler]n't perfect. Being in love is about changing and growing through life together.[/spoiler]

Aight so I'm curious for your guys' opinions.
>inb4 see a doctor
>I live in lovely America :^)

I had diarrhea on Sunday. And on Monday. And Tuesday. Wednesday I stayed home, still had a fever from late Tuesday. Wednesday my stool was eh. Whole and still a bit wet. Thursday I had the same. Today, it was the same, but the poop fell apart a bit. There was a dull red on the inside. If you're an artist, cadmium red, medium hue. I've had stomach uneasiness since Sunday.

What do? Figured you guys might know a bit cause I might have hemorrhoids?

>>5187499
gaaaaay

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>>5187499
Somebody get this hippy faggot outta here, lol

>>5187454
don't listen to>>5187458
I think you're awesome, Circé :3

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>>5187499

>>5187505
See a doctor you faggot
You're seriously ill and could potentially be dying
There are free clinics out there
Search one out

>>5187495
pls stop bullying ;___;

>>5187505
move to a civilized country and then go to a doctor

>fought with bf
>no friends on Friday night
>guitar broke
;-;

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>>5187498
>>5187494
O?
The perfect guy thing didn't hint it?

>>5187499
>mfw
<3 u circe

>>5187525
why were you being mean to your bf?

who here is financially independent? i'm curious about how many of you are actually "stable" adults.

>>5187530
I wasn't, I said something and it made him mad and I didn't expect it

>>5186882
then why not genuinely smile at the camera, why fake it. people usually see right through fake anyway.

>>5187533
does it count if you still live in your parents' house but you pay rent to them?

>>5186896
generally speaking the pout is meh, the lip bite can be hot though

>>5187505

Please go to the hospital, anon.
At least the ER.
They're bound to give you aid.

>>5187513

I feel like a loser for how good that made me feel. Thank you. </3

>>5187534
What did you say?

>>5187533
Me, sort of. I'm living off savings from a full time job while I'm at uni...a-a-and some government assistance.
Don't judge, it doesn't even cover my rent.

>>5187533
I'm a high school senior but I have a job

>alone on friday
I've gotten used to it
On the bright side I got a bunch of shit done

>>5187533
financially i'm independent but i wouldn't call myself a stable adult

>>5187552
I've been alone every Friday for the last three years, lad. Unless you count my parents.

>>5186938
I like guys with tattoos but even if this guy didn't have them it would still be yes.

>>5187533
I am... sort of
My job covers my living expenses but I take some loans for school

Funnily enough based on my living expenses I live below the extreme poverty line
The truth is I'm just incredibly cheap

>>5187545
And leave owing money I don't have?
I'm still dependent on my parents. They don't think I should go anywhere yet, and in still dependent so it's not like I could if I wanted to.

>>5187555
Luckily that isn't me
For me its "I've been alone most Friday nights for the past 3 years not counting parents"

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>tfw after talking to sweet pea sludgepuppy last night and other anons about JRPGs want to plug in my ps2 forget my problesm and just play Star Ocean or persona or even just some wrestling games
>realize that I also want to read a little bit and organize my room to make it more cooler looking with books

Can there be non-femme twinks? Like what do you call a smaller gay who's all scrappy and acts like a total dudebro?

>>5187577

Im not femme

>>5187577
>Like what do you call a smaller gay who's all scrappy and acts like a total dudebro
Maki.

>>5187576
Do all of it
Wow so hard

>>5187577
twink is a body type.

Personality has nothing to do with it.

>>5187576
so do those things

>>5187577
yes
being a twink doesn't necessitate being feminine

>>5187583
>smaller gay
how tall is maki?
also, maki's doesn't look like a twink

>>5187539
Because I can't just pop a smile on my face, I'm not that type of person.

why don't i have a boyfriend? :(

>>5187602
b/c you're a closeted straight ?

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>>5187593
>>5187584
I'm just trying to start a conversation dont get all testicular with me.

>>5187594
5ft 9in

>>5187583
dudebros get the most ass tbqh

>>5187611
testicular?
i was trying to be encouraging

>>5187610
bc you talk yourself down all the time

>>5187611

Wait, wut
I thought you were shorter than me, like 5'4" or something

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>>5187611
>>5187613
A lover's quarrel? Will Maki-kun and Sludgepoopy have steamy makeup sex?

>>5187611
i-i'm 5'9". I not small :(

>>5187610
terrible

>>5187617
when

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>>5187611
>5ft 9in
>With a 4 inch dick
>And a weebabobo

>>5187611
No I will get all "testicular" (who the fuck uses testicular? Fucking faggots I swear)
At least pose a question that is actually fun and/or attracts attention whor- I mean gays you fucking loser

>>5187602
Because you were raped by your teachers and no one loves fags

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>>5187623
>me
>ever having sex ever

>>5187627

5'9" is manlet tier tho

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>>5187634
>4"
is that true?

suddenly bursting with confidence

>>5187640
but I have a big heart

>>5187611
>5'9
you're only an inch taller than me lol

>>5187639
Whatever you say, slutpoopy. Makiki is going to rub that itch of yours with his little dickie!

>>5187642
Yeah, he blogs about it a lot.

>>5187645

But do you have a big butt

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>>5187613
I guess I just wanted you to get testicular tbqh...

>>5187619
nnnooooo
The four inches is referring to something else not my height.

>>5187627
Yeah ok shortstuff <3
I never said it was I was just saying my height since someone asked.
But seriously though you're a manlet :^)

>>5187634
>hot
>muscular
>confident
>only play Japanese games and actually know JApanese pretty well

>>5187636
I got 7 responses on a post that had maybe 15 words to it.
I think I am bringing something gay boy

>>5187648
I am still about 40 pounds bigger and would rekt ur bp tbqh :^)
I would make such a good sub if I wasnt such a man mentally...

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>home alone all weekend
>mfw

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>>5187652
>hot
>muscular
>confident
>5'9
>4 inch dick

>>5187637
rude

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>>5187650
>me
>ever having sex ever

>>5187652
i don't know what that means

>>5187652
>I think I am bringing something
That's only because you attention whored

Do you not understand how this general works?
The biggest whore always gets the most replies and everyone feeds them

Why do you think there are so many name fags?

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>you will never be fucked by your qt bf in a suit of armor
Holy fuck I think I found a new fetish

>>5187651
nope.

>>5187652

I just thought of that after responding.
Honestly, I couldn't care less.
Size queens are some noise.

>>5187651
i do. like, disproportionately.

it's weird.

>>5187652
>40 lbs heavier
gross

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>>5187660
Well, it's not really sex if only a 4 inch dick is involved.

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>>5187668
It doesnt stop me at anything irl.
Just funny tbqh

>>5187662
What are you even mad at?


>>5187658
If you didnt think I was hot or confident or musuclar you wouldnt be respinding to me flirting like you animeboy.

>>5187671
I am not your type im not femmy at all. Not fat tho either.

>>5187660
It means that I want you to get angry so I can put little pupps in his place.

>>5187671
he's got a beard too dude.
>>5187652
you aren't even making sense

>>5187030
Thanks regardless. What am I even gonna do once I sober up? I feel like the only reason I'm not shaking rn is that I'm drunk - I haven't come out to anyone in 3 years.

>>5187670

Prove it

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>tfw tsundere
>tfw you piss everyone off
>tfw in reality you just want some cuddles and love


How do I stop?

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>>5187678
>If you didnt think I was hot or confident or musuclar you wouldnt be respinding to me flirting like you animeboy.
Well, I'm not going to lie. It is pretty cute.
I'm not normally a bottom, but for Maki I'd make an exception. It would just be so funny and cute to see this little, shameful man trying to dominate me.

You'd have to flex your muscles and say really porn-ish cheesy things, but stutter occasionally.
>You like that you little anime slut, yeah I bet you do
>Haha, I sure do, Maki-chan, your little dick is the best!
>O-okay.. uh, yeah. I bet you do..

>>5187703
>>You like that you little anime slut, yeah I bet you do
>>Haha, I sure do, Maki-chan, your little dick is the best!
>>O-okay.. uh, yeah. I bet you do..

kek

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>>5187678
>what are you even max about
Tfw no bf desu senpai

>>5187702
Get a suit of armor
>>5187665

>>5187696
i'm kinda out of shape, though. it's not some statuesque, chiseled ass, and it's not like a lardslide. it's just... large.

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>>5187678
>you
>putting me in my place
makitty please you're too funny

>>5187702
>tfw you think your teasing is cute and flirty
>tfw you're actually just being mean and cold
sigh

>>5187688
well, you'll just go about your normal life
the secret's out now, enjoy having that weight off

>>5187713
No why? Whats wrong with you?

>>5187720
I never understood tsundere. If a guy behaved like that to me I'd just stop because I'd think I'm making him uncomfortable.

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>>5187722
Evidently, a lot less wrong than you.

>>5187720
>tfw most of the time actually mean
>tfw still would give my life for these people
>tfw they still hate you because they think you are an ass

;_;

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>>5187720
>makitty
I love when you call him this, it's cute as fuck.

>>5187727

"Actual" tsunderes are uncomfortable.
Because they like it, and they don't want to.

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>tfw jerked off this afternoon but my dick still hurts
>tfw when still horny ...still very horny

>>5187729
Not at all you want to fuck people in armor suits...

Just wow dude. You have some issues

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>>5187703
>>5187703
Honestly if you wanted sex just to humiliate me like that there wouldn't be any stuttering at all. There would just be pure hate fuck and if it got too far id just slap you and kick you out if you arent being a good little bitch.
You are still a male and if males act up stuff happens.
You're the one wanting to fuck maki makis not the one wanting to fuck you remember that.

>>5187720
But you're a smaller man than me... You would give in pretty easily and you would enjoy in tbqh pupps
I don't think you would be that hard of a hallenge tbqh...almost...easy really...;)

>>5187738
This guy that bullied me in highschool would always end up staring at me for ages, and would say pretty horrible things to me. I assumed when he was staring he was just thinking about killing me or something. Turned out he was gay. Was still probably imagining killing me or something when he stared at me though.

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>>5187732
i'm just trying to help him be okay with who he is

>>5187742
maybe hold off on the jerkin until you're healed?

>>5187748
>me
>give in
you don't know me at all
night

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>>5187742
>tfw SSRIs destroyed libido

>>5187748
dude, sludgepuppy's massive sack alone would tear your peen asunder.

>>5187756
sorry :/

>>5187753
>hold off
I don't think I can

>>5187752

I've had the same deal go down with me.
One time, tho, the guy actually confessed~
(and didn't know I was actually a guy)
That was actually really scary. I just played it off as well as I could and hightailed it because tsun bully + surprise homosexuality probably wasn't going to end very un-injury-inducing for me.

Was he at least cute?

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>>5187748
>There would just be pure hate fuck and if it got too far id just slap you and kick you out if you arent being a good little bitch
But that's the thing Maki-chan, it would be hatefuck to you, but to me and everyone else it would be cute and funny.
>You're the one wanting to fuck maki makis not the one wanting to fuck you remember that
Well, yeah. That's why you're ultimately my sub. It doesn't matter if you want it or not, I just want to be entertained by maki's cute cock!

>>5187753
>i'm just trying to help him be okay with who he is
Doing god's work. He needs to come to terms with reality.

>>5187772
Yeah he was cute, it's just a shame he was an asshole. He begged me for forgiveness a few years ago.

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>>5187753
Leaving nonchalantly lel
have a great night

>>5187773
I hate you
>mfw everyones wants me to be a sub here

Never going to happen tbqh

>>5187784
he probably had a crush on you. Thinking sexy thoughts about you but utterly ashamed of those feelings.

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>>5187785
I love you.

>>5187790
I hope so, considering he was a part of the group of psychos that tried to make my life a living hell, whom on numerous times claimed their efforts were to try and make me kill myself.

Honestly, if he felt ashamed about it, I hope he feels ashamed of it for the rest of his life. It'll make him a better person.

>>5187784

Aw~ That's sweet.

I've never had a bully apologize before.
I did have a guy awkwardly tell me he found the porn we'd made, though, and.. wow, actually, thinking back on this, it sounds a lot weirder and kind of creepier than it felt. At the time it felt kind of cute and endearing.
But he sent me copies, saying it was too precious to delete forever with no trace behind, so he gave them to the only person he felt like it made sense to give them to.
..
And, uh, I actually just deleted, them, too, after the conversation.

>>5187796

>I hope he feels ashamed of it for the rest of his life. It'll make him a better person.

Holy shit, Writer-Anon, you're a cut throat.

do you use "faggot" in casual conversation?

>>5187798
Surprise surprise, the tranny has also made porn for sick fetishists.

>>5187805

No I'm not 15 anymore

>>5187808

We were dating at the time. Porn -we'd- made.

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>>5187744
Your defensiveness speaks volumes.

>>5187805
Yes.
I inappropriately used it in a joke last night.
>Buying wine from a nearby store
>Cashier making conversation
>You know, I don't often see guys your age buying bottles of wine
>Yeah, well, it's a common symptom of being a faggot
>He awkwardly laughs
>I don't

>>5187803
Sometimes people need to feel shame to be better. I felt shame for years because of the things they did and said to me, I still feel shame now sometimes but I have to remind myself what they did was utterly psychotic.

As for >>5187798
It made me angry. It was like they were trying to escape their own shame by gaining my approval, a nod to say it was ok to behave like that. I never accepted the apology. I just said 'What's done is done'. I think he had a bit of a revelation at some point though, he seems to be a much kinder and genuine person these days.

>>5187805
only to piss off sjws

>>5187812
you only play a 15yr old on 4chan then?

>you will never be straight
>not even bi
how do yall cope with this feel

>>5187805
Trying to think about it... I don't think I do it that often IRL not that I have a problem with it really. If I do, I use it with word play and puns with people who aren't offended by crass language. I would never use it around around my parents, for example even if it was used humorously.

>>5187843
>not having to deal with women
You have no idea how happy it makes me

The only down side is no children

>>5186998
I suck my own dick on occasion so yeah, I've both tasted and eaten my own semen quite a number of times.

>>5187843
for the rest of my life, i'd imagine.

yeah it sucks that the whole "normal love and social life" thing didn't work out. yeah it sucks that there's a bunch of anxiety and discomfort and isolation that comes with it. just be confident in your personality, not one facet of it. don't try to get comfortable with what people label you as. get comfortable with what you are, outside of all that generalization.

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>>5187843
I wish I was more gay tbqh
Women are pretty shitty. Even femmy gay men are shitty.
The best pairing is a male with no feminity sub.
Women are psychos gays dont know how good they have it

Especially now you can adopt children as two men which makes both sides extremely useful. Plus no procreation which makes the world a better place since we are overpopulated.

The dating pools smaller/more chance of STDs and finding a relationships harder but fuck thats life tbqh

>>5186998
yes. If you took all that is wrong and evil in the world and gave it a flavor... that's what it tasted like. It was a regrettable experience.

>>5187772
You got Skype Circe?

>>5187864

This post reads like the working concept intro of a Psychopass villain.

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>>5187950

Oh, yea. It's circedaeaea.
Hmu, if you'd like. I'm always up for making new friends.

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>>5187951
You never know...

>>5187960
> I'm always lonely

Aren't the trips in these threads really fat or something?

>>5188046
Not really.
They are pretty terrible though, Circe in particular.

Get in here :33
>>5188070

>>5188046
I mean I'm pretty big but I wouldn't say I'm fat
I like the term thick