Gay Generalizations

>>5185514
>OP is a Fag.
>Op sucks at making /GayGen/s
old thread: >>5184322

>>5185500
m-my bmi is only 32

>>5185521
olryt

>>5185521
???

>>5185522

people don't need to be linked to the old thread

4chan.org/lgbt/catalog exists for a reason

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When my bf toots the angels sing. :3

>>5185514
I want a bad boi, motorcycle-riding bf.
That guy is too clean cut for my taste though, probably compensating for being
P O Z
O
Z

>>5185514
why the fuck would anyone ride a motorcycle without leather/motorcycle boots baka desu senpai.

>>5185541
John Currin?

>>5185544
>>5185542
he just saw a motorcycle and got on it for a picture.

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would you?

>>5185552
I don't play minecraft

>>5185552
Are there a lot of cross generalers? I just saw this posted on mtfg and I always saw it on r9k

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>>5185557

>>5185552
I probably would tbqh.
But I'm a 21 yo virgin, so I'm getting pretty desperate at this point.

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does your daddy cook for you?
no he doesn't

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>>5185536
>the reason that the catalog exists is so you don't have to daisy chain the generals
>the only reason that OP sucks at making generals is because he didn't back link the thread
pleb.

>>5185557
>>5185561
>>5185565


It's my cousin Tiffany. There's nothing wrong with her she just looks like a lego.

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>>5185571
No, relying on a daddy is gross.
Although, men who are passionate about cooking are really cute for some reason.

>>5185536
My autism cannot handle this. I NEED THE NUMBERS

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>>5185589
>she
Gourl...

>>5185530
>only 32

>>5185530
My BMI is half of your BMI

>>5185599
:( I'm working on it ok

>>5185487
I really can't afford to impulse buy a 3DS at the moment.

>>5185465
Maybe I will.

>>5185603
Be gone skeleton

>>5185542
There are hot qt poz guys. A lot of guys I like end up being poz. Until they get the AIDS face. Then I smell death

>>5185617
There is a skeleton inside all of you, accept us.

>>5185609
yeah i feel you, i kinda kicked myself for doin it
but now i at least have an old 3ds to hawk toward a ps4

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Wow, Grimey really shit the bed this time, lads.
I'm only half way through.

>>5185626
Yeah get a ps4 and remind me when you do
>>5185609
>maybe I will
Yes, don't get my hopes up

>>5185589
is she ftm
or is he mtf

>>5185626
Besides, I need like another £400 of sports stuff... Expensive ;_;

>>5185636
Sorry, hehe

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>>5185590

I wish I could say I was good at cooking, but I'm pretty out of practice

And even then, I was just got at variations of oil infusions/mirepoix/sofrito seco and then cooking veggies and meat in it.

It's, like.. the "I cook for home" starter kit. And even then, my mister doesn't like it when I cook for him anymore, 'cuz it makes him feel mommied.
So now I just cook for visitors and shit, sense hell if I could eat even a fifth of this nonsense without horrible diarrhea.

>>5185651
tbf you can get an old 3ds for like 30-40 bucks
what sport do you play?

>>5185651
Don't worry about it, stud
>>5185660
He won't tell you I bet

>>5185626
I honestly don't know if I'll end up buying a PS4, since Japan is warming to the idea of PC gaming.

I do wanna play Persona and Disgaea 5 though.

>>5185653
I don't think I've ever cooked a proper meal for someone. I have given my brother pancakes when I made too many, and made a friend a pizza with store bought materials.
I just doubt anyone would like my cooking, since I cook too much according to my own tastes.

>>5185666
i'm working on 100%ing disgaea d2 atm
i don't have a pc so that doesn't really matter to me

>>5185552
next stage of human evolution
blatantly telepathic + telekinetic with a skull like that

>>5185662
>stud
You're too much haha

>>5185660
I could but honestly, the thought of buying a used 3DS disturbs me. Sweaty teenagers that haven't washed their hands etc. using it... ew.

>>5185553
My mom would have too many high standards and never get me laid.

>>5185671
>disgaea d2
I'm like, 3/4 of the way through the story. I grinded too much, got bored and stopped playing.

>>5185680
i feel you, i rarely buy anything used

>>5185680
Lol
You love it, man, I can tell

>>5185687
>grinded too much
>disgaea
you haven't grinded enough
i've got my shaman through like 10 or 12 reincarnations or something and i'm too bored to finish her off so i've been slogging through the item world
the story wasn't that great, but it made so many improvements on the system that i'd say it's prob the best game in the series

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>>5185666

I've cooked hella meals for a ton of people.
Baked a lot, too, but more when I was in cooking school.
I veeeeery rarely eat/ate my own cooking and hell if I could even snack on my baking.
I only know I was even half way decent from people asking me to/asking for more.

>>5185689
You got me

>>5185688
It makes it worse when you consider how dirty the factory workers probably are.

>>5185703
S K Y P E
K
Y
P
E

>>5185703
eh
idrc about that desu

guys

wtf is this huge disgusting brown thing?

http://i.imgur.com/Z2YluZT.jpg

>>5185630
world princess pt2 and kill v. maim are top tier tbqh desu.

>>5185553
>>5185686
My mom has higher standards for my bfs than i do, desu.

>>5185711
I don't have one.

>>5185715
Also I need to buy a blender for shakes. If I can't eat wheat, calorie shakes are gonna become a staple in my diet.

>>5185727
diaper rash.

>>5185739
*sigh*
Its just not meant to be

>>5185746
poor potato ;-;

thoughts? http://www.nutscapes.com/

>>5185768
fun, but the concept wears thin quickly.

>>5185746
[email protected]

>>5185741
i'm very concerned with the skin around my anus
i must have some sort of disgusting skin disease wtf
look at that huge brown ring

http://i.imgur.com/7yhHi9S.png

what are you listening to gg?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=61BaDHpr_3U

>>5185768
I'd enjoy the pictures more if there wasn't a hint of testicles in them.
Poor man's Dazed & Confused tier concept desu.

>>5185788
>http://i.imgur.com/7yhHi9S.png

ring worm

holy fuck... your ass is infected

>>5185788
that's normal discoloration. porn has warped your mind, you just have to live with that or buy that bleach thing pornstars use.

>>5185692
Grinded too much for the story. I think a good 80% of my play time is just stacking enemies and towering them.
I don't really have the time for grinding simulators at the moment.

>>5185735
I liked the intro, Venus Fly and Life in the Vivid Dream. Album actually gets stronger towards the end imo.
Why did she have to fuck up Realiti?

>>5185790
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KXSUEU7ISfQ
meme songs

>>5185803
i guess the story's just barely even the real game to me
i spend like 900x more time in post game

>>5185802
THAT IS NOT NORMAL

Look at it. It's a huge brown thing. It can't be normal

>>5185799
:o ikr

>>5185813
I'm afraid it is normal, you can try giving your ass some air and not wear so tight underwear, or bleach or the many different home remedies to cure it
http://www.boldsky.com/beauty/body-care/2013/hyperpigmentation-on-butt-remedy-033032.html

>>5185783
>>5185746
It's the Skype account I made to talk with you, by the way.

>>5185802
Wouldn't bleach sting?

>>5185822
thanks
i'm going to try all of these

>>5185803
I like the remastered Realiti a lot more desu.
Demo feels incomplete and poor in comparison, but people that enjoy more abstract and amateur sounds will probably prefer it.
The album's a hit or miss, lots will love it and lots will hate it.
I like it a lot more than her old stuff.

>>5185790
The Foals
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m0IKAQVVksQ

>>5185831
It's called bleaching but they don't actually use chlorine bleach afaik...

>>5185831
gotta do everything for that cute pink porn asshole.

it's not actually real bleach, just a bleaching method
http://www.cosmopolitan.com/health-fitness/advice/a3634/anal-bleaching-trend/

>>5185783

My Skype is rageork

NewFAG here
Who are the cute trips?

>>5185812
Yeah, that's how it's supposed to be played. I do like the goofy stories though.
Silly JRPGs are my favorite, that's why I like Atelier so much. Also because it has gr8 husbandos.
I hope the new Nier has some nice bantz, and isn't just a bunch of autistic robots.

>>5185788
Cute taint desu.

>>5185837
I guess I'm just used to the demo.
>people that enjoy more abstract and amateur sounds will probably prefer it
I've always thought that was where most of her charm came from. She's just some college burnout who started experimenting to be like her dumb hipster friends, but it kind of works.
I've always found Grimes pretty boring, but some of this stuff is pretty fun.

>>5185853
tripfags are AIDS

>>5185853
Trips are ugly, anons are qt

>>5185857
yeah that's what i liked about disgaea
i remember seeing the spicy hot laxative ad that caused a hubbub when i was in like 5th grade and being tickled

I swear someone grabbed my butt today.

I was in a crowded supermarket aisle and I felt a light squeeze on my ass and I jumped but I don't know who did it.

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>tfw red hair
>tfw pink nips and butthole

>>5185881
>expecting us to believe you without proof

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are gay canadians ok with rufus being married to a muslim?

>>5185883

Yeah, honestly, rig-UH I MEAN

baka
You thirsty hoe.

>>5185881
I have dark blonde hair, but pink nips and asshole too. Except I have skin flaps from hemorrhoids so no one is gonna see that ass ever.

>>5185881
PERFECTION
I prefer very pale blonds, but redheads always have great skin, nips and holes.
So long as they don't have too many freckles, that is.

>>5185884
They dress like women with bad fashion sense.

>>5185892
Shut up, tranny.

>>5185880
This is a humblebrag. I bet you like it, didn't you you slut! I bet your boipussy clenched in anticipation of anonymous buttsex in the grocery storeroom. I bet you wanted him to deposit some yoghurt into your aisle, didn'tcha?

You wanted to be taken in all three holes. I bet you wanted someone to say 'Clean up on aisle SLUT' didn't you?

>humblebrag
>more like humblegrab, amirite?
SLUUUUT!

>>5185881
Hey I used this reaction image today

>>5185880
The goddamn brony guy in my AI class who wears a fucking fox tail every day touched my butt when I was in his way today. I feel so violated.

>>5185768
Love it. Serene like a Colorado morning mists on pine mountains. Like an Arizona sunset. The varying levels of hair and hang. Fun desu

should i apply lemon juice to my ass? o_o will it really make it lighter?

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>>5185900
>three holes

>>5185853
puppy desu.

>>5185857
She became semi-famous for the whole "weird" experimental sounds in 2012, since it was the hipster period and everything that was "omg i'm soo random" was cool.
I only liked a few like 3-4 songs from her previous works and her albums didn't even feel cohesive.
This one feels a lot more professional and seamless.

>>5185884
They're both disgusting desu.

>>5185900
It was probably some creepy old man so no.

Also where's the third hole?

>>5185903
Euugghh, that's awful

>>5185910
Icy Hot will make it whiter.

The rise of 'chemsex': Gay men having 72-hour sex sessions with multiple partners under the influence of illegal drugs is 'causing rates of HIV and other STIs to soar' WORLDWIDE.

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/health/article-3302055/The-rise-chemsex-Sex-influence-illegal-drugs-causing-rates-HIV-STIs-soar.html


Who wants to not be gay anymore? I am so disgusted by the /lgbt/ community and their degenerate fetishes.

>>5185912
>>three holes
whoops. My bad. Biscum here. I get confused by the number of holes a ho has sometimes.

But since he was probably a femboi who was acting slutty and deserved molestation, it was close enough to be a woman.

>>5185918
you have summoned Jynx

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>>5185918
I was ok with most things until I saw people that actually WANT to contract HIV from their partners.

>pour your poz cum into my neg hole

That was just... pic related.

>>5185853
Anon desu, NewFag. Trip fags are ftm or mostly sentient tumours

>>5185925

Bug catchers are some morbid noise.
I'm hella open minded but.. fuck, man.
It makes me feel all gross and dready inside to think about.

>>5185925
Bugchasing isn't an /lgbt/ exclusive fetish though.

Still absolutely degenerate.

>>5185913
you forgot to put your trip on, sludgepuppy
:^)

>>5185927
>sentient tumours
Gave me a chuckle

>>5185925
Yeah that shit is weird.

>>5185897
Same, I've got a skin flap that's only visible when you spend my butt really wide, but it looks like something you'd see on a porn stars butt.
>>5185903
I'm sorry anon
>>5185902
That's where I got it from desu, thanks lad

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This is my last post here guys

Ive decided to follow Christ one hundred percent and live my life reading books and finding myself. I love you guys.

>>5185927
>sentient tumours
>someone else mentioning taking an AI class
Dare I hope that a femboi who likes AGI/haskell posts here? Do you like Peter Watts?

I want to believe. ;_;

>>5185938
>I'm sorry anon
The worst part is that in a situation like that I just freeze up instead of doing anything about it. Ugh.

>>5185931
>It makes me feel all gross and dready inside to think about
How I feel when I think about Circe tbqh.

>>5185943
ttl

>>5185946
Do people like actually grope people in public like that?
I mean i've thought about it when i see a qt pie in my uni classes (ugh i saw him again today), but always thought it's pretty rapey and degenerate to even think about it.

>>5185945
I'm not really a femboi, and I'm a Computer Science major. Never worked with AG/haskell and I'm not sure who Peter Watts is, sorry :\

The class is just a prerequisite for my graduation, AI itself doesn't really interest me all that much.

>>5185943
Why would Christ want a babydicked follower? Face it, you're going to burn in hell, Maki-chin.

>>5185946
>I just freeze up
Oh boy, that reminds me of middle school when this kid used to bully me by grabbing my ass and shit like that

I always got a boner :(

>>5185958
Like I said, this guy is a brony. The "autist" part was implied. Another time I was pretending to be sad about something as a joke and so he did that whole "pat you on the back to make you feel better" thing and WOULD NOT STOP for what felt like an eternity. Same thing, though, when someone touches me I just tense up and freeze. I guess that instance doesn't sound so creepy but if you knew him, you'd feel the same.

>>5185958
>I will never go up to one of my straight uni crushes and grope and jiggle his butt cheeks
>He won't laugh and affectionately kiss me afterwards
Why even live?

NEW SLANG TERMS young teenagers use (mostly in the UK):

GNOC (get naked on camera)

Broken (hungover)

Snow (drugs)

Robotrippin (doing drugs)

KPC (keep parents clueless)

Netflix and chill (sex)

Salad (sex)

420 (marijuana)

GYPO (get your pants off)

IWSN (I want sex now)

MOS (mom over shoulder)

P911 (parent alert)

PIR (parent in room)


Zerg (to gang up on someone)

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>>5185963
Lol. Youre uhh hmm you're very rude

>>5185514
watch friends snapchat story from last night.
When I'm drunk my voice is so gay.
FML

>>5185981
I remember the news reporting these in like 2005 lol

Well, except for Netflix and Chill.

>>5185981
wow

very impressive

>>5185981
>P911
>UK
Wow, Ethan! Great moves! Keep it up, proud of you.

>>5185946
>I just freeze up instead of doing anything about it
A couple of months back, some drunk dudebros got into a life with me and started telling me to grope their friend's tits. He was wearing one of those singlets that shows side boob.
I just dropped my spaghetti, blushed and looked around nervously as they laughed.

theres this creepy indian kid who found out im gay and now constantly gropes me and asks crass questions like "how many dildos do you own" and shit

im very close to reporting him and getting him expelled to be honest

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>>5185981

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>>5185952

oh no

>>5185995

Wow, what a fucking creep.
Send that jerk off, geeze

>>5185995
Do it

>>5185981
>Netflix and chill (sex)

Is that what that means!?

>>5185985
My roommate is friends with a total asshole who will just talk shit about you in front of you, and one time we were out getting shitfaced and he commented to my roommate on how the drunker I get the gayer I act while standing right next to me.

I have a feeling if he didn't know I'm gay he'd just see it as normal drunk, I'm just a bit louder and happier than usual but who isn't?

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>>5185971
>crushing on a blonde qt so fucking hard.
>he has like the sweetest face
>always smiley and shit.
>sitting next to him today in lecture
>stare-raping his crotch for about 90 minutes

He's always with some fatties that don't like me ,though and i'm shy as fuck to make a move.
I don't even know if he likes cawk.
I. WANT. TO. BELIEVE. SENPAIS

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>>5185981
>Salad (sex)
Kek.
British people are so weird.

>>5185995
DO IT.

>>5185985
vocaroo

>>5185993

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3307184/Snow-means-drugs-salad-means-sex-Parents-urged-read-bizarre-incredibly-creative-new-code-words-teenagers-use-adults-clueless.html

thats what it says here on this UK news site

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>>5185994
>tfw I know this type of humiliation
>tfw hot guy bullies did this to me all through middle and high school

>>5185981
Meme is slang for drugs right?

>>5186007
ey bby u wna cum ova 4 sum salad.
>>5186011
i wouldn't know what to say

>>5186006
I know the feeling. I have a massive crush on a lab partner (we've had our last class, so I probably won't see him again) and I'm always stare raping him through the corner of my eye.
He wore some above the knee shorts one day and my dick pretty much lost its shit.
I-if only he knew how much I loved him..

>>5185931
It baffles me due to a complete lack of rationale that goes into this fetish.

BDSM is a completely logical fetish that explores pain, submission, dominance and several things inherent to the human condition.

But "bug chasing", is basically regular sex with AIDS. It makes no sense. Literally none. I can not find a shred of explanation as to why people would do it.

>>5185936
Weird is a weak word. It actively harms your well-being,

>>5185915
>Also where's the third hole?
I'm biscum who'd forgotten the number of holes a bottom has.

>>5185981

boipussi isn't mentioned ;(

>>5186007
biscum here
who is this semen demon?

>>5186032
you can always make a new one, as our dear marquis taught us.

>>5186021
I don't hang out because you use your mouth to talk babby.:^) Get drunk and talk slutty for daddy.

>>5186013
>daily mail
>news site

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Which one of you assholes here was telling someone that dick riding counts as topping? It doesn't count.

>>5186045
you want me to say that? <@:-)

>>5186028
Bugchasing is considered self-harm, not a fetish.

It's the same reason people would cut themselves with razor blades back in 2008 taken to a greater extreme.

>>5186024
That's so sad. :^(
I see him 10h/week for a month now and probably will do so till January.
It's torture, breh.

>>5186049
Probs Maki

Hello, silly geese, how are you all feeling today?

>>5185981
Some are drug specific

>snow
Coke

>robotrippin
Cough syrup

>tfw no one to crush on at my school because everyone's ugly

Engineering school whyyy

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>1 cute guy in the gaygen chat room
>he might be single

>>5186061
Well, my boyfriend just told me that it doesn't count. So I have a bone to pick with Maki for spreading misinformation.

>>5186041
Kate Grigorieva.

>>5186014
At least I can go home and fap to thoughts of dominating their virgin holes.

>>5186059
I only saw this guy for about 3h/week. We only have one subject in common, and his degree is more physics/compsci, whereas mine's biomed.

>>5186073
hnnng

>>5186049
>>5186076
>>5186061
Lel what
I never said that
Why am I getting blamed for this?

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>>5186073

he left


>>>everyone come to tinychat/gaygen and cheer Aberoder up, he's always sad

>>5186089
If you didn't, that's fine. Whoever it was owes me an apology, though.

>>5186069
I'm in a maths course and only like a handful of guys are qt pies in my classes.
Needless to say most of the females look like trolls.

>>5186096

That's very sweet of you to want to cheer me up.

But !'m actually not sad anymore. I'm done with that part of my life. Only thing to feel bad about right now is how awful that screenshot of me is.

You should still come talk to me!

>>5186097
Where is the post?
Why would putting a dick in you be topping?

>>5186097
Maki's a liar, he probably said it.

>>5186110
Go to bed mtfg

>>5186107
It was a few threads back. Whoever it was was talking to someone else when they said it.

And I mean, you're still on top physically so it counts kind of, right?

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BOB ROSS FINALE IN 41 MINUTES

if you havent tuned in yet, you should - just for the finale!

please do it for me :3

>>5185981


there's so many more..


turnt - girl/guy who lost their virginity
'He got turnt out!"

bae - babe/boyfriend

rekt - that feeling after you been fucked real good

yas - high levels of approval

>>5185735
patrician taste lvl here

>>5185768
lmao:
http://36.media.tumblr.com/76a12bd3f50d72e352a14d2e54c4de70/tumblr_n9se3axT531tpaqwwo1_1280.jpg

it would be better, more interesting if the guy would get more creative with placement, look, etc.

Elliot Coleman has so much sex appeal.

I want him to sing to me all day.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2cnnuKCVSXo&feature=youtu.be

>>5186129
sorry anon it's still being on the bottom even if you're on top. anytime you're being penetrated by a dick it's bottoming.

>>5186187

what if its your own dick?

holy shit i didnt know about the chat room
i will be on it more often, i swear

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>>5185995
so... how many dildos do you own?

>>5186205

...4

but i told him 0.

>>5186187
Shit you mean to tell me I've been on the bottom all this time? That's bullshit.

>>5186207
Why would you need four (4) dildos?

>>5186203
it's shit

>>5186219

hey! its not all shit!

>>5186222
it's always been boring
i hate how hard it is to get into a tinychat when you're ugly

>>5186218

1 small, 1 medium, 1 large. And one fun curvy one.

>>5186222

ABE WATCH BOB ROSS

FINALE IN 15MIN

OMGG

>>5186222
>not same anon
I think the last time I went there, there were these 2 old guys like in their late 50s/60s in there.

>>5186228

its not always boring, its just been extralonely lately, i left for a month and when i came back: empty.

>>5186239
ew desu.

>>5186241
>not wanting daddy dick
I thought all /gaygen/ers had a daddy fetish

>>5186239

redsparks or the guy who looks like old snoopdog?

>>5186239
kawaiiiiii

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>>5186246
Your assumption was incorrect.

I want a qt kawai bf to cuddle with like pic related

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>>5186231
>mfw recently bought two new dildos to downsize a bit
>mfw I realized I actually like smaller dick

>>5186267
I've noticed that after a certain size, it just becomes uncomfy and not as pleasurable.

I really don't get some fags' obsession with humongous cocks.

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>>5186247
iirc one guy kinda looked like old snoopdog or maybe bob marley. the other guy looked kinda like Jeff Lebowski

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who da sexiest?

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>>5186281
Easy. Elliot Coleman.

>>5186258

pls qt kawaii cuddle me

>>5186281
abe is b/c he is smart and funny.

>>5186281
id probs bang top right.

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BOB ROSS FINALE IS NOW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

>>5186281
bottom right > top left >> rest

>>5186303

:3

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>nearly 2016
>made no friends in college
>no bf
>still havent physically touched a human being

please tell me why i should do anything other than drown myself in a freezing cold lake
i just want this searing pain to end
people told me college would be better but its just not at all

>>5186332
are you cute?
do you want to be my bf? :)

>>5186338
no
no

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>>5186281
who's the blonde cutie?

>banned on gg tinychat
kek

>>5186339
ok
dont kill yourself but yr mean :(

>>5186332
me desu
People think I have a mean face.
I just want one friend that I can talk to, or a bf.

>>5186351
everyone ive ever talked to has decided they fucking hated me
even the ones who approached me
which is like essentially no one

>>5186338
horror post pic

>>5186372
no im ugly

>>5186391

post pic anyways

>>5186345
It didn't seem very interesting.

>>5186394
then you'll know how ugly i really am and i'll lose my only friend in the world, the gaygen topics

>>5186403
post it or ill punch u in the pucci

>>5186399
It wasn't and hasn't been for a long time.
I'm just banned on site because one of the admins hates me because he got kicked out of a skype group after taking his shirt off and flexing and trying to flirt with me and the others claim it's because I'm an oldschool femgen poster.
Eithe way, not missing much.

>>5186394

here's horror:
https://archive.loveisover.me/foolfuuka/boards/lgbt/image/1440/88/1440884195140.png
https://archive.loveisover.me/foolfuuka/boards/lgbt/image/1439/67/1439673324755.jpg

>>5186438
Nice bone structure and eyes.

Terrible hairline and skin.

Would still tear up that bp to be honest, family.

>>5186438
my hair was a lot shorter than i remembered it being

>>5186422
What one was it again?

OH MY GOD, I AM SO FUCKING GAY
I REALLY, REALLY LOVE DICKS, YOU GUYS
AAAAAAAAAAAAH
I USE SEMEN FOR MOUTH WASH AND SO FORTH

>>5186444
>Nice bone structure and eyes
Can anyone give an example of not-so-good bone structure and/or eyes? Literally been seeing this as a default compliment when someone ugly asks for opinions.

>inb4 legohead dude

I tried figuring out how to stream my pixel work but couldn't figure it out..

>>5186456
I don't know what he goes by now but, >>5186459 might be him kek

He has long dark hair and is sorta muscular.
pretty sure he called himself hulk when I knew him. He got really butthurt when I turned him down and told everyone

>>5186438
Are you the same person who posted Hitler's pics in tinychat? just curious about the timing is all

kc's the only vaguely cute one on the tinychat right now. The rest of them need to be put back in their cages

>>5186463
When someone says "good bone structure," they usually mean prominent, symmetrical, facial bones with nice proportions.
In men, distinct jawline, strong chin, mid-high cheekbones, hollow cheeks, low brow, relatively flat forehead are examples of good bone structure. However, just because someone has these features, doesn't mean they're attractive and vice versa.

Nice eyes are just...nice eyes? I guess that's a bit more subjective.

>>5186497
chriss is sorta cute desu and I don't even usually like scruffy guys.

>>5186509
looks like you forgot to take my name out of ur field ; ^ )

>>5186510
oh he looks alright now.
Before he had his hair down and he looked like an autist.

>>5186448
>dat peaches & creme skin tone
I bet it's really obvious when you blush

>>5186509
Left my shitposting impostor name on :^)

>>5186515
;^)
COOOOOCKS IN MY BUUUUUUTT

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would you give him a peck on the lips?

>>5186497
I wish puffy would stop raping the camera with his eyes tho it makes me uncomfortable

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>>5186526
No, women are gross.

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>>5186530
not even if he begged you to?

>>5186526
FtM?

Lip piercings are disgusting btw.

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>>5186281
muh aber babe obviously

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>>5186532
No, women are gross.

>>5186534
I thiink they are hot but only on girls.

>>5186537

:3

>>5186537
I was diggin Abe's bowlcut ngl

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>tfw ugly

>>5186532
The lack of penis is a turn off.

>>5186532
Also
>That weird as fuck, lumpy muscle definition
Did she get those weird silicon muscle implants or something?

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>>5186534
Looks good on him.

>>5186540
If I hooked up with him, would that make me straight?
cuz I kinda wanna marry him

>>5186552
Are you blond? My standards are pretty low when it comes to blonds.

>>5186527
Anon being a bitch incoming:

>Puffy looks like a caveman.
>Cok looks like a cholo who might kill and rape you, in that order.
>Kc - cuteish but also looks about 10
>Dildonics - looks like someones stretched his face, also nerdcore.
>Chris - homeless looking. So much potential but he looks like he doesn't wash
>aberoder - at the moment in his shirt he looks like a child dressing up in his dads work clothes.

xoxo gossip girl

over and out

>>5186564
:( no

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>>5186555
post your arms and let us judge whose arms look manlier ;)

already feeling embarrassed for you desu

>>5186552
hi

>>5186518
it's actually not bc my cheeks are almost always red unless it's like perfect weather

>>5186552
i already fished for compliments with this technique and if you do it too everyone will figure us out

Hey guys whats going on here!

>>5186585

Faggotry

>>5186572
>>5186557
>>5186532
>>5186526

Holy shit, I'd kiss him on lots of places sure, goddamn.
What a dreamboat.

>>5186585

>>5186587 beat me to it.

>>5186557
Yes. You'd also have a wife with a really fucking dumb name.

>>5186572
I have fairly slender twink arms, without fucked up definition.
I'm more man than she'll ever be :]
Wanna know why?
..
I have a DIIIIICK. That I can use to FUCK things :))

>>5186557
>would that make me straight?
not according to a whole horde in an old /lgbt/ thread that told me that I wasn't straight when I admitted I would hook up with an FtM.

>>5186591
Fuck, you sound cute as hell
I wouldn't let you use your dick though

>>5186593
The difference is this:

>i wanna fuck a trans person
>i wanna fuck this person who happens to be trans

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>>5186565
i think that post gave me aids

>>5186591
>I have a DIIIIICK. That I can use to FUCK things :))
Girl, please.

Would you honestly call this a man just because she has a dick?

http://40.media.tumblr.com/d569401880516ff97c236d2831f05013/tumblr_mtwnr8Z0Sd1rmpskao1_540.jpg

>>5186599
I gave you the greatest gift you could ever receive then.

>>5186598
so which one is straight and which one is gay?

>>5186583
Cats out of the bag now
>>5186578
Hi anon

>>5186596
Yes you would, sissy boy.
You'd also let me nut in your big ol' butt and plug it up, so none of the baby batter could escape the shit chute.
I'm going to make you manpregnant from my twink seed, Anon! Fill you up nice and good, I will.

>>5186608
Yes, he is a man.

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>tfw fat and ugly

>>5186565

I can take them off if you prefer...

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i cried, ngl

>>5186616
you just ruined everything with this lame post

boner is gone

>>5186585
Self loathing, attention whoring, despair.

Typical gaygen on a Friday night

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>>5186610
you are a horrible person

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>>5186616
>tfw no qt 6'2''+ blonde twink to dominate me

https://chaturbate com/anthonihardie/

that ass

>>5186623
>Boner is gone
Why does that matter? You'll never need a boner again once I sissy you up.

>>5186617
I see we're all going fishing tonight

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>>5186585
oh... just a bunch of straight guys hanging out... talking about sports, beer, and girls.

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>>5186647
This makes me miss my straight buddies from high school.

>>5186641

i wanna know what toy he's using because I kinda want it.

he's also really hot.
Wanna eat it then fuck it.

>>5186669
it's an ohmibod vibrator
i've been thinking about investing in one and trying the chaturbate game instead of going to back to livejasmin
but i can't seem to make a decision

>>5186654
I remember when they would say shit like 'hey isnt that girl hot?' and I would mouth the most unnatural 'sure' in the world

>>5186669
ohmibod
standard camwhore tool

There's a dwarf in cb right not having more viewers than cuties.
We're confirmed degenerates.

>>5186677
im googling them
So am i right in thinking that it vibrates when theres noise or something? so when someone donates a token and it makes a noise its going off in his ass?

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lmao

What are real life bara men called?

>>5186677

on chaturbate they make 5 cents a token or 50% of whatever someone pays for tokens, chaturbate keeps the other 50%

Sometimes you see guys making 5000-25000 tokens in 1-3 hours, but it all depends on how much of a fan base they built up and the hours you are on. Night time is the best time due to most of the rich people being at work. Girls/couples tend to make much more than solo guys due to popularity/viewers.

If you're entertaining, with a good body/face and have a likeable personality you can make good money on there.

>>5186718
Straight

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>>5186647
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LqQCyAQBgXY

>>5186718
they are called men.

>>5186702
yeah
desu you can tell they really ham it up tho

>>5186719
friend, i was a camwhore for a couple years on livejasmin, this is old hat to me
i prefer lj's setup, but it seems easier to run an ohmibod scam on chaturbate

>>5186723
lol, I love buddy cole.

>>5186719
0.05 per token?

That's shit? Even if you're making 25000? Or is my maths retarded

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>>5186677
give cb name, when.

>>5186743
i still haven't decided if i'm going to
i probably won't
i always talkin some "i've been thinkin about going back..." but never actually do
sometimes i'd go back to lj profile and just
kek at all the hokey bullshit i spouted

>>5186738
5% of token value.
If you get 1000 tokens, it's 50 dollars.

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>>5186624
Did someone say attention whoring?

>>5186735

how much did you make on LJ per month?


>>5186738

$0.05 x 1000 = $50.00
$0.05 x 10000 = $500.00
$0.05 x 20000 = $1000.00

Average guys make $50.00-$100.00/hr on there. Not bad.

>>5186753
I've seen a few namefags from /gaygen/ on cb before and a few more from /lgbt/ but I personally don't think its a good idea.

>>5186756
Get your hair styled probably and you could be a lot hotter. The Combover look isn't for u bbz

>>5186762
I just couldn't show my face on that shit. I would lose my main job if anyone who I came into contact with at work saw me there

>>5186762

I should say $50.00-$100.00/hr+ is only possible if you'e on at the right hours.

During the rest of the day (not night time)....$20-$40/hr seems the be the average guys make.

>>5186762
not enough b/c i was really wishywashy and would get depressed and not do it for months
and just like
do it random bursts
i think the most i made in one weekend was like 400 bucks or something
on lj you make a percentage of per minute rate and once you meet certain thresholds, that percentage gets bumped up
iirc the prices when i was doing it (years ago) was like
35% of 1.99/minute bumped up to 40% after you make $100, then 45, etc

>>5186774
his hair looks so much better than it did, this is a really big improvement

>>5186785

I've seen military guys on there in full uniform before.

Your job can't fire you for doing something in your off hours (unless it's written in your contract) to make money that's legal. If they do..I would sue them.

>>5186794
I don't know what it looked like before.

>>5186797
doesn't all military have a morality clause in their contract?

>>5186797
I work with patients so I have a declaration and stuff I have to sign. If I were to bring disregard to my profession I can lose my job.

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>>5186756
Post tummy or legs qt.

>>5186805
>>5186810

You can wear a mask but you have to show your drivers license, birth certificate or SS ID before you can get the okay to cam.

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>>5186811
:T
>>5186774
How should I style it? You should have seen it before I got it cut this way...

new:
>>5186841
>>5186841
>>5186841

>>5185514
you look like you're on your way to a fedora lounge meet up.

also you can't dress for shit. like, jeans and a bowtie? rly kween?