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Don't Bully Umaru or Homura Edition

▶Informed Consent Providers: https://dl.dropboxusercontent.com/u/932389/Trans/Stepping%20Forward%20-%20Informed%20Consent%20Clinics.pdf
▶Makeup Tutorial: http://imgur.com/a/JO33K/
▶MTF Info Dump: http://pastebin.com/36HC6ZmT (embed)
▶Trans Info Dump: https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1d9KKqP9IHa5ZxU84a_Jf0vIoAh7e8nj_lCW27KbYBh0/edit?usp=sharing
▶Size charts: http://www.americanapparel.net/sizing/default.asp?chart=womens.pantse_conversion_chart.php
▶Transition timelines: http://imgur.com/a/qWpxv
▶why is this all so hard
▶Voice Training: http://pastebin.com/dgipdsge (embed)
▶HRT info: https://web.archive.org/web/00000000000000/http://taimapedia.org/index.php?title=Hormones
▶one anon is wonderful
▶Voice Help: http://webjedi.net/projects/lgbtq/speech-therapy/
▶Minecraft Server: minecraft.is-so.moe
▶Tinychat: /grillpill pass: qtgrill

Previous Thread >>5178641
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http://strawpoll.me/5929209/r
Hrrrrrmhmh
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Can we just not bully anyone?
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Third for the gore has gone TOO FAR
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Boop boop
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Fourth for doomed from the off.
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>>5180229
You picked the wrong general for that

Literally every MtF who posts here is a high school mentality piece of shit, including you, and if you're not you'll do the smart thing and get out
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>>5180220
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>>5180217
Good photoshop skills desu
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>>5180244
>no dick no click
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>>5180244
That guy in the background is sexy
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how do i look, girls
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>>5180240
i don't bully people
i let them bully me to feel better about themselves
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>tfw pointy cone tits
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>>5180262
does... that go away?
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>>5180244
jiggling boobs, nice

>>5180262
I'm defo in the second stage.
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>>5180259

NOT AS PRETTY AS JULIAN BARRAT!
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>>5180262
Nice.
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>>5180268
same
>>5180267
i hope so ._. i really don't want to get implants
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>>5180249
>photoshop
lel

not the anon you were reply to btw
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Haven't really seen stage 4 and 5 on trans. Unless anyone has natural examples? Usually only gets to three.
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erin is kinda nice
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>>5180290
Rawr and Kayla are both progressing/progressed nicely. A shame they are both bonkers.
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>>5180296


No she's not, SHE'S LOVELY!
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>>5180262
I have the third one but they're so small ;_; Does thi mean they're almost finished growing? I haven't even been on HRT for a year
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>>5180305
Blue board fucker.
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>>5180290
fufu's boobs are 4 afaik
>>5180305
*kills self*

jesus christ those are perfect
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>>5180312
Mods are obviously not here, considering the last thread had multiple gore spammers.
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>>5180313
Ufufu's been on HRT for almost half as long as most people on this board have been alive.
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>>5180305
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>>5180313
>fufu's boobs are 4 afaik
Get outta here!

>>5180312
Is this better o defender of decency?
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>>5180321
No. Your "real" girls are not welcome here.
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>>5180305
ew those are fucking gross
am I the only one that prefers small breasts
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>>5180329
get out childfucker
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>>5180318
At least you have a JUICY butt anon.
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>>5180333
?? I only have sex with men.
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>>5180321
>>5180334
Please stop triggering me anons.
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>>5180262
i'm stage two, stage three when??
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>>5180349
yeah those ones are fine, don't make me want to puke or anything.
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>>5180357
post bobs
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>>5180357
[spoiler]Never[/spoiler]
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>>5180333
big tits fare the worst the older you get. i mean all old tits are pretty gross, but the large ones have that orange in a sock thing going on. the smaller the tits the less noticeable the sag and inevitable stretch marks.
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>>5180371

trip on, alison.
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>>5180373
>implying any of us will live past ~40
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whats up i pacifist 100%'d undertale and i can't ever play it again and the entire thing made me cry like a bitch especially all the toriel parts and shit dude shit
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>>5180334
>Tfw I actually have a good butt
if only I had good anything else body-related
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>>5180376
only hons live past 30
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>>5180376
The new and improved generation of trannies will have to have someone to laugh at.
Just like you laugh at those poor souls at Susan's now.
Besides you can always get implants.
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god damn it I look like a gross pre coming out bruce jennar

ugh, how do I fix this? bigger shirt?
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>>5180290
Need to start in teens for it, after like 18 chances of stage 5 is pretty low, after like 23, chances of stage 4 is pretty low.
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>>5180376
I'm fine with that. If I haven't had ffs by then I'll be joining the rank of all the other sad old hons as what's left of my youthful androgyny fades into distant memory. And the only thing sadder than than an old tranny is an old, ugly tranny. I've still got another 2 decades to sort it out though.
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>>5180393
>this is a groomsman outfit, so basically has to look like this
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>>5180374
That's a ricky post desu
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>>5180391
Those are kinda bad implants... Not super bad, but they look obvious.
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>>5180393
>>5180399
>tucked in shirt
>no jacket

there is your problem right there
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>>5180393
omg faye
>>5180394
fuck. i would really be happy with a nice, round b cup tho
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>>5180391
dang those look terrible
also blue board
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>>5180401
those are really bad look at the right one you can see the crease between the boob and the implant
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>>5180391
it's a cycle

we, mostly in our 20s and late teens, laugh at old hons. but in turn those who are transitioning during childhood will come to mock us.
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>>5180393
why are you dressing like a man?
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>>5180406
has to be tucked in, no jacket
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>>5180394
Age means shit.
Stop with this terrible meme
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>>5180411
groomsman for highschool friend
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>>5180409
I can't see any crease between implant and boob.
But they have this weird side to them, like a sharp "edge".

I think "really bad" is reserved for really bad results though.
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>>5180417
True. What matters is how masculine boned the person is before they transition.
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>>5180393

>still wearing boy clothes

>>5180400

Oh, well... trip on ricky!
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>>5180417
It's literally about age, or how many stem cells you have left.

>>5180426
How masculine your bones are have no impact on your boobs.
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>>5180391
Yeah but the people at susan's started at age... what, 40? 50? more?
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>>5180433
>It's literally about age, or how many stem cells you have left.
why? i'm not being a bitch, just curious
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>>5180421
Why not groomswoman?
Seriously you don't look like a man at all. It'd be fucking offensive for you to be made a groomsman.
Your breasts are painfully obvious in that shirt, you look like some fat dyke or unpassing ftm.
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>>5180393
Should have told your friend that you've transitioned to being female and are uncomfortable with being a groomsman, and then express your apologies and send a really nice gift.
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>>5180437
Because the older you get, the less stem cells you have, and so your body is less plastic.
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>>5180394
>started at 22
jesus christ I'm cutting it close
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>>5180410
The tranny circle of life.

>>5180401
I don't think she was aiming for realism here. And I don't think that realistic looking implants would really work on MtFs due to wider ribcage and different general proportions.
Here are some real ones.
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You girls have said pulling hairs will make them grow back worse, and fuck things up for laser/electro, but what about hair removal creams? And what's a good way to deal with body hair stubble? Especially on the inner thighs.
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>>5180438
pic related
>>5180439
>>5180438
i'm kinda having a panic attack rn
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>>5180433
>How masculine your bones are have no impact on your boobs.

That's not really true. A cup size A on a trans woman's skeleton might be a B cup on a cis woman's skeleton.

Ribcage size plays a large part in how much your boobs will expand to evenly fit your analogies.It's all about the width.
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>>5180449
Realism has nothing to do with it, it's just slightly poor results.

I think those are post-pregnancy boobs.

>>5180447
It's not an exact number, I'd think already at 18-20 your chances may be a little below 50/50 for stage 4.

Like, 80-90% of trans women get to stage 3, and pretty much only gain an A cup.
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Girls who were straight and then turned gay/bi; What happened to facilitate this change?
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>>5180450
1. it makes hair thin out because it damages the follicules over time, but you have to wait about a month after you do it before starting laser electro.

It can cause ingrown hairs in some people, or you can get folliculitus (staph infection because you didn't clean or use sterile equipment) which both suck.

removal cream is as good as shaving, but might fuck up your face from chemical burn and peeling, it'll definitely dry you out a bit
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>>5180458
Cup size doesn't really have that much to do with tanner stage either... I think you can have really big stage 3 breasts, or tiny stage 5.
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>>5180455
Well I hope you can relax, drink some tea or something.
Is there any way you can get out of being a groomsman, because you're obviously not a groomsman.
I'm hoping the wedding isn't like today.
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>>5180259
10/10 cis tier pass

>>5180262
>tfw starting HRT at almost 21
>tfw need at least stage 4 to hide how wide my upper torso is
>tfw will probably only get stage 2 or 3 at most

>>5180410
this, when the kids from that theroux docu reach adulthood they'll dismember us like the older robots in I, Robot
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>>5180433
Then explain Faye who started in her 30s and has full D cup
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>>5180435
The age difference is greater yes, but from what I've seen (here and elsewhere) there is this tendency to distance one's self from previous generations among you.
Not to mention that, generally speaking, you are just nasty bitches given even a slight disagreement.
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>>5180450
>>5180471
I've been told by my electrologist that plucking hairs only makes the hair stronger and come in thicker and deeper next time, and the larger your hair follicles on your face, the more it distorts your jaw/upper lip. It also has a risk of damaging the follicle, or causing it to be an ingrown hair when it comes back and can get infected.
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>>5180469
I liked girls only, but uhm, I'm really horny all the time now and I stopped having like a strong attraction with a physical response to anyone, and I stopped caring if I did like boys or not, and so the thought of getting fucked sounded better and better, and I had less concrete proof of "I don't get a boner around boys so I must only like girls" (I only get excited when touched now, and everyone can touch)
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>>5180480
>Then explain Faye who started in her 30s and has full D cup
Stage 3 D cups maybe?
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>>5180450
>pulling hairs will make them grow back worse, and fuck things up for laser/electro

this is a lie, but the reason you shouldn't pluck before laser or electro is that it will fuck up the hair growth cycle. that means some hairs will deactivate and your electrologist / laser tech won't be able to do their work as effectively. It won't make the hair grow back thicker. in fact, it's usually the opposite.
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>>5180450
I've tried it on my face, doesn't work, even the female-facial-hair removal cream doesn't work for that shit or holy crap I'd be doing it every other day
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>>5180498
This. Also 10/10 men are more attractive than 10/10 women any day of the week.
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>>5180483
literally my school life desu
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>>5180501
>>5180471
For the hair removal cream I was thinking more my body because some areas are hard to get shaved completely.
>>5180500
>>5180490
So if electro/laser is still a bit on the horizon, I should still avoid pulling the hairs out?
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>>5180514
>So if electro/laser is still a bit on the horizon, I should still avoid pulling the hairs out?
Yes. Stick to shaving if you expect laser or electro within the next month or two.
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>>5180498
I meant girls who were attracted to men originally and then later on developed attraction to women
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>>5180490
she lied to you, it's an old wives tale.

which do you believe, that traumatizing the root by ripping the hair follicle attached to it out will

a. cause scaring which inhibits growth and weakens the hair, with a small chance or ripping the root along with it, permanetly removing the hair

b. makes it stronger

or to put it another way, haven't you heard women say not to overpluck your eyebrows as they thin when you get older?
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>>5180519
But if it's greater than a month or two I'd be okay?
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>>5180514
my electrologist recommended not plucking for at least 2 or 3 months before our first session.
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>>5180483
i know i said no bullying but
that's kinda hot
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>>5180469
give it up stalker
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>>5180499
Hers are teardrop aka full
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faye post your bobs and we'll settle this once and for all
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>>5180521
>an old wives tale.
I've seen the textbooks actually, they do need to be updated but it's in there. Something about stimulating blood flow by plucking, this would affect a thick male hair more than women's eyebrows which are thin.
I still don't know what the fuck is right but it just fucks it up for when you start electro, go ahead and pluck if you aren't doing it anytime soon.

Didn't someone just say a few threads ago they damaged their hair follicle's badly enough so that parts of the their stache didn't grow back by plucking?
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I-I just got this... to m-massage my joints...
.////.
what, I have ross river virus...
look it up
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Can I stop wanting to feel like a girl now?
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>>5180559
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Do I need to go to an special electrologist who specializes in transgender hair removal or is just a general service? The place where I live only has one and it seems to only advertise solely at regular women
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>>5180559
You can stop when I stop senpai.
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>>5180435
why are you still here?
go get a life and don't fuck your future up with this shit life
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>>5180538
high school was a formative experience for my sexual tastes desu
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>>5180567
I'm no expert but I think "jab needles into their skin and electrocute them" is the same for men and women
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>>5180557
sheen that is my favorite...joint pain....device
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>>5180554
>Didn't someone just say a few threads ago they damaged their hair follicle's badly enough so that parts of the their stache didn't grow back by plucking?

That's me. I got rid of some hair follicles yeah.
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>>5180575
I don't think I walked out of high school with any more fetishes than I walked in with
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>>5180581
It's not a needle, it's a wire that leads to a machine. Hence the zapping.
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>>5180554
I damaged some of my pubes from epilating. I covered up the patchiness by lasering it away. I think it grows in even-ish and sparse now.
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>>5180262
I'd like to stay at stage 1 please
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>>5180603
agpls leave
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>>5180480
Because biology doesn't rely on dumb memes.
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>>5180591
It's a pointy wire though isn't it?
>>5180608
No, this is the part where you call me a pedo
God you're bad at this
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>>5180262
I want stage 2 because that's the perfect size for my unpassable face

but I'm currently boobs stage 1 and nipples stage 4
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>>5180554
Veet killed some of the hair enough the first time I used it that the next time it grew I had obviously empty patches.
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>>5180603
I'm with you
most bobs are rarely pretty
and being smaller requires less support, and I can get away with just layering
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>>5180593
Oh god, I just realized I'd need my taint electro'd for srs... I can't even think about epilating down there ;~;
>>5180588
Oh there we go, is that the only hair removal you've done? How long did you pluck them before it happened?
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>>5180393
what did your friends say about your changing body?

there is no way they didn't notice
even your fucking breasts are visible, there is no way anyone could confuse them with pecs
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Who here /conflicting and self-deserting avoidant personality disorder with gender dysphoria and daddy issues/?
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>>5180557
>new hitachi
>new
it's shit
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>>5180520
AFAIK there aren't many of those.
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>>5180649
>only every woman you've met
I mean ....
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>>5180586
M-many people say the same thing
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>>5180631
I've been plucking for a few months now. It just seems really weak now but I never had significantly thick facial hair to begin with.

One or two of them became ingrown but can still be plucked and most others are just really thin or damaged. Also blank spots inbetween marking succesfully destroyed hair follicles. So happy for those.
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>>5180660
I think they're referring to trans women who were straight, got on hormones, then no longer remained straight. The opposite is far more common.
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>>5180667
Oh I see, I wonder if anyone that had thicker hair had similar results. That's pretty interesting though.
>>5180673
I was just just making a josh about you being a magnet.
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>>5180678
Ooooh OK I'm sorry I was confused because I'm sleepy ^^;
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>>5180649
>>5180673
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>>5180684
>confused because I'm sleepy ^^;
perfect timing ; 3;
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>>5180667
>tfw nothing of that happened to me only reduced muscle
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>>5180692
I know. She has an amazing personality. You should seriously tell her though, it may not go anywhere but you'll feel a lot better.
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>>5180692
I have met only one person who had zero interest in women until after hormones. So... it happens?
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>>5180649
lalalilly is one, she used to be bi
so unless she is just telling herself she is peen then she swung in the gay camp
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>>5180678
When referring to thick in that particular instance I mean in density. Otherwise most of my hair was black.

>>5180706
I got a bit of everything but to such a small degree.

AA cups, a tad thinner leg hair, and 10% softer skin

7 months in btw
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>>5180692
kill yourself stalker
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I've fucking had it with enormous people on public transportation
Call me a cold bitch but if you're as wide as two seats, don't try to sit between two normal sized people you don't fucking fit
Once is too much but twice in one day is beyond revolting
I don't care if you're fat, but don't pretend you only take up one seat
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I'm too lazy to sort through all of the information available.

How the hell would I get started on the track to starting HRT in Idaho?
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>>5180737
>went from 170 to 185
sheeit, i haven't gained a single pound
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>>5180754
i think i've gained about 10 in the past 2 weeks but you wouldn't be able to tell because its all in my thighs and ass tb h
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>>5180747
we should stop manspreading!
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>>5180760
I have literally never done that, it's disgusting
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>>5180701
O-oh o///o;
Oh no I'm being taken advantage of, help! @/////@;

>>5180730
True, although I didn't know lily used to like men
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>>5180711
No thanks I would rather not look like an idiot
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>>5180730
Yeah but that's lily
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>>5180393
have you tried wearing a vest handsome husband? seriously, you trying to be a boy is obliterating my sides
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>>5180722
I went from het to biscum over the years desu. I know of a small number of trans women who went that way.
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>>5180427
That's a woman's blouse.
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>still have gay voice after 2 years of grindingly dysphoric frequent voice training
Why isnt euthanasia legal?
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>>5180770
>Oh no I'm being taken advantage of
heh heh looks like no one came to help you
except for me ; 3;

*POMF*
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>>5180803
But at whose YT videos would we laugh?
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>tfw haven't eaten all day and it's now 10 PM
who /ed/ here
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>>5180794
I know a girl who went full het to full homo to supposedly full het but personally offended by the existence of non-het transwomen. Pretty sure she's mostly self loathing these days.
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>>5180692
if adri see's this maybe she'll post about how I turned her gay for me >.>
>>5180802
I bought that from h and m, its a mens dress shirt
>>5180633
t...hey haven't seen me yet, we hang out tomorrow.... I'm worrieddddddddddddddd
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>mfw I decided that im not trans before i made any drastic decisions

Haven't been here in a while, but I probably wont be back. No sense in using my trip. Farewell and best of luck grils.
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>>5180825
>Farewell and best of luck grils.
Goodbye and thank you, good luck to you as well babe.
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>>5180825
Thank you. Take care, whoever you are.
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>>5180825
see ya in 20 years, hon-to-be
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>>5180573
I'm trying to not kermit suicide by age 26 m8
I'm currently cycling off hormones to see how I feel without them, but I'd be foolish to not explore all my options.
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cuddly soft qt kitty
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>>5180838
nah if that happened i'd probably just off myself. I don't think it will though
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>>5180856
Well good luck senpai. Glad you figured this shit out.
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>>5180825
nice, congrats.
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>>5180853
There is nothing worse than seeing a grown man with cats.
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>>5180393
i don't wanna know this feel but I'm supposed to be a groomsman at my sister's wedding and I'm not sure if I should come out soon before it becomes official and tell them I don't wanna do it or if that would just create more problems

I got an email from my future brother-in-law like formally asking me to do it that I've just been ignoring since then. Apparently all the bride's and groom's siblings are supposed to be involved in the wedding so I don't know if I can just say no without an explanation
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>>5180853
Well fuck. I am sorry for posting >>5180866.
I just trolled before I thought of it.
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>>5180856
Were you a popular trip?
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>>5180773
You wont though. Idk she knows about me, I feel sad but I don't feel like an idiot.

>>5180811
Oh noo I'm so scared.
P-please d-dont pin me down and do lewd things to me ;////;
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>>5180747
Good god THIS. They should narrow the entry-ways on trains and busses so these fat fucks can't get on. So sick of entire rows of seating being overtaken by 2-3 fatties.


Also, man-spreading is fucking annoying and inconsiderate. Im not a feminist or anything but WE GET IT-the world must know you are packing a bowling-ball package between your legs. End rant.
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>>5180887
My dad died and my sister wanted me to walk her down the aisle. It was the worst.
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>>5180853
hello cat

>>5180866
https://vid
.me/6L2i
;^)
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>>5180892
um. but i am a grown man with a cat?
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>>5180887
like the big worry is that you'll distract from the bride, so you should probably come out to her, and then dress respectfully as a groomsman (which shouldn't be too bad if you can wear a sports coat) If she seems super cool with it, maybe even wear girls slacks and a blouse. ( that shit show I posted earlier was a guys shirt, but I have a white blouse and I look pretty good in it because it tapers at my real waist and has room for boobs)
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>>5180896
aw yiss, I'm totally gonna grab your hand
AND YOU KNOW WHAT I'M GOING TO DO? !?!?!
I'm going to hold it

and
never.
let.
go.

o////o;
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>>5180908
You might identify as one but there is no need for me to be so abrasive about it, no matter how annoying you get sometimes.
Wat up rawr senpai? How's life treatin' ya'?
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>>5180922
you aren't being abrasive.
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>>5180901
how far into transition were you?

It's not necessarily that I've got a problem with presenting as male for the wedding or whatever, but I'm feminizing pretty fast and I don't know what I'm going to look like by the time her wedding happens and I really would like as little attention focused on me as possible. I am worried they're going to try to make me cut my hair for it though if I say I'll do it.

The timing of this wedding is like the worst it could possibly be for me, too late for me to still be comfortably closeted but too early for me to be reasonably far enough along in transition and out of the closet long enough for it to not be an issue
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>>5180853
Preshus puss
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>>5180894
No. I doubt anyone would even recognize my trip except a few people.
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>>5180915
i'm sure you'll look very handsome, hun
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>>5180948
Waaaaaait.
Is that Shindol?
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Oh yeah another problem is that I actually know very little about the groom and his family. I've only met him like once or twice and not for very long periods of time.

They could be ultra conservative tranny haters for all I fucking know.
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>>5180938
Post trip?
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>>5180938
are you detransing to take a lead in the quest for kit?
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I'm going to cut myself. Fuck everything, I feel awful.
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>>5180971
He said he never started.
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>>5180965
Talk to sister. Talk to groom. Decisions won't be so stressful if everyone has all the information they need.
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>>5180928
Thank you for your kindness.
Here's my doggy.
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>>5180971
the what?
>>
I want to die.
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>>5180469
Hormones I guess, I didn't really like girls AT ALL prehormones now I'm open to whatever
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>>5180948
be niceeeeeeeeeeeeeeee :(
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>>5180988

same t b h family
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>>5180921
Omg stahp you're making my kokoro go dokidoki o///o
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>>5181003
>bypassing the filter

baka desu senpai, they clearly want us to go back to being 2007 style weebs
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at work atm w/ nuffin to do. wat do /mitfugs/
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>>5181009
fuck you man face
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>>5181009
baka desu senpai are you a kek?
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>>5180899
I wouldn't go that far, but it should be common courtesy to not force people to touch your engorged meat puppet
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>>5181010
Work on your mixtape senpai.
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>>5180958
maybe
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>>5181002
Why don't you tape down your boobs and then wear a bigger shirt?
Something baggy and untailored
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>>5181013
rude
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>>5181027
mean desu ._.
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>>5181027
So it's Shindol. And not just any of his works but that one manga.
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>>5181031
I was wearing a binder there, I'm going to go buy a bigger shirt in an hour. I showed it to my gf and she said "HOLY SHIT THATS BAD" and then to my ex and she said "you need a bigger shirt, you can't go like that"
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>>5181039
no comment
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>>5181042
@-----@
Yeah
Without a jacket it's kind of tough
I didn't realize your boobs were so huge though, good for you lol
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>>5181004
Which manga is this from?
>>
who here /hates themselves and wants to die/
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>>5181049
MEANNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN
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>>5181064
its just a pic of a busty girl in a tuxedo
don't think about it
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>>5181053
Citrus ^^
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>>5181049
You do know which manga don't you?
The one with the genderswap and cocklust and girls getting artificial penises. Oh and bestiality.
I just checked sad panda and they didn't have enough space for all the tags. Someone's been naughty.
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>>5181068
>tfwjwngytgb
>jdimsa
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>>5180825
Lane? Jikken? LeBaguette?
>>
>>5181055

duh
>>
>>5180825
don't

it's a waste of time
trust me, I'm a hon
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>>5181074
c..could you share the n...ame..
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>>5181009
>baka desu senpai, they clearly want us to go back to being 2007 style weebs
Omg how could this /b/?
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>>5181074
:^)
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>>5180979
what a depressing south american apartment
>>
>mfw 28
>Only just about to start hormones
>People assume i'm under 18
Fuck all the basic bitches and haters I used to have
>>
>>5181026
i gotchu senpai desu but before that

>want to make sweet transbian love? :^)
>>
>>5180825
bye ;_;
>>5180853
>not orange
who gives a shit
>>
>>5181087
tsf monogatari
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>>5181099
Haha... no.
>>
>>5181032
but true desu
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>>5181106
Got unlimited internet now so Um a twitch stream of zeldas may happen in the future
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>>5181120
U DONT GET A CHOICE THIS TIMEE

>REEEEEEEEEEEEE
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>>5181149
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>>5181115
Only really liked the bit where she go raped by her childhood friend desu senpai
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>>5181157
>ywn be a qt cunny
>ywn be spammed incessantly on /tv/
y live tbhon
>>
apparently my gt is cute
>>
>>5181157
spoopy b desu. didnt spooo me doe :DDD!DDSD
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>>5181184
yo.
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>>5181184
>implying we believe anecdotal evidence
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>>5181177
Yeah /tv's obsession with underage starlets is weird. Like that YT girl.
The only good thing there are webm threads.
>>
>>5181184

pics or it didn't happen
>>
Does mtf mean you wear born dudes but take women hormone to grow tits to be womens?

Does the hormone cause you to act differently from before??
>>
>>5181213
Yes

And yes. Hormones turn you into actual succubi. Wings and everything
>>
>tfw forever a big scary man with big scary hairline
>>
>>5181213
hormones don't work to be hon family
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>>5181218
Fucking sick. Why did no-one tell me about this before?
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>>5181219

same
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>>5181201
I wish I could have a great beach body, and just lay and tan, and be completely unproductive that way instead.

>>5181213
>Does mtf mean you wear born dudes but take women hormone to grow tits to be womens?
Yes.

>Does the hormone cause you to act differently from before??
A bit, some emotional changes, but most just comes from not faking being somebody else.
>>
i bought some jeans but i think they're too high waisted for me yikes
>>
i want to die tbhun

kill me
KILL ME!!
>>
>>5181219
actually, same.
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>>5181213
ooga booga me make fire
>>
Hello i come from gay
Your tg is excellent i rate 10/10 very much trap

You can come to sucky dick now
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>>5181236
why the shit did you call yourself rapey again, did you not learn
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>>5181213

this:

>>5181225

hormones don't do shit but give you a mild case of gyno

>>5181236

let's make a deal. you kill me, then i promise my skellington will kill you in return
>>
why wont anyone fug me DDDDDD::
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>>5181232
I wish I was high and waisted rn now tbhon
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>>5181252
good one
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>>5181213
uhm excuse me but please don't deadgender this thread shitlord
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All your parents are ashamed of your mental illnesses tbqhfamimhotbh
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>>5181232
Show me f a m i l y
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>>5181261
They don't know senpai.
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>>5181262
Do trap dicks even work?
>>
should i change my name/gender on facebook yet and come out to the rest of my friends? i dont present yet (even tho im 14 months on hrt ;~;) but i think itd be cool
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>getting clucked into roleplaying so hard you cut your dick off just to pretend to be a girl
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>>5181261
Yes, my parents are very ashamed of me going to 4chan.
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>>5181262
no they look bad this was a mistake im returning them tomorrowwwww
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>>5181251
because most people don't find memeing very sexy

It's sad I know
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>>5181276
>not taking your roleplaying seriously
stay casual fag.
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>>5181257
I wish I was good enough for you anne
;~~;
how are you btw?
>>
>>5181270
Sometimes.
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>>5181276
d-do you want to roleplay with me anonkun
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>>5181271
I changed my gender when I started hrt [spoiler]was a bad idea desu ;~;[/spoiler]
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>>5181261
mine are just happy i'm not dead

>>5181271
do it
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>>5181282
Whys your trip off?
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>>5181277
I bet your dads proud of that butt tho
>>
>>5181282
who are you
im regular
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>>5181293
what trip would that be?
>>5181297
I'm feeling a little large right now, just ate some chikin'
I'm just... a girl, thinking bout another girl ; 3;
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>>5181257
hey

>>5181259
SELAMAT PAGI BEXI-CHAN! xD
>>
>>5181261

i wish they would verbally express that shame. would make it easier to commit sudoku tbhon
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>>5181271
I still have an old pic of myself where I look super masc on facebook lol, I'm just gonna change it along with my name without an explanation one day if I ever pass

I did actually change my pronouns on facebook but to they/them, and I've hidden it on my profile so the only difference is that it'll say "anon made a post on their timeline" or whatever instead of "on his timeline". I figured it was subtle enough to not be a big deal.
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>>5181305
ohhh i see

>>5181306
hi
>>
>>5181137
do it
link it
>>5181305
>I'm just... a girl, thinking bout another girl ; 3;
ain't we all
>>
>>5181271

you should disable your facebook account and free yourself from the shackles of social media tbhon
>>
>>5181280
w-will you fug me?
>>
I saw this 8,5/10 girl on the bus and an old lady tripped and grabbed her wrist to (not knowingly) to not fall ye

Old lady apologises and still holds wrist for few more seconds ye

8,5/10 does the excuse me cough with such a high test trenbolone arnold voice my testicles shrunk and i almost died
How is this possible to have qt asf female body but alpha male voice?
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>>5181296
It's my best feature ^^
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>>5181305
Thought you were someone else
Wanted to post gore
>>
>>5181318
yeah what was up with the gore in the last thread?
>>
>>5181325
I guess edgar just triggers people that way.
I never saw anyone post gore when dollface starts with her gay fiction.
>>
>>5181315
She could be sick, that lowers your voice a lot.
>>
>>5181084
>>5181084
None of the above
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>>5181325
Edgar aka noelle is mad that booger posts so he posted gore to shoo away the mean anons and when booger blew him the fuck out
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>>5181315
I guess she didn't practice her coughing enough
>>
>>5181271
Weird I literally just did it before coming on here, I'm not sure if it's good or bad that no one responded but facebook is mostly people from high school I no longer talk to anyway
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>>5181318
nah, I only tripped once to flirt with elanna when it was really slow and I got my fill of it.
I don't need anymore attention than that.
>>5181333
that's p sad if it's true
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>>5181236
>tfw you will never put ol rapey out of his misery once and for all
>you will never infiltrate the mental hospital disguised as a nurse and drown Edgar in the bathtub when it's time for his bath
>you will never stuff his body parts under the floorboards of his hospital room
>you will never be personally thanked by Edgar's parents and caretakers for blessing their lives with his early death
>you will never improve the state of humankind by removing his autism from this world
>you will never be the hero that /mtfg/ needs
>>
>>5181342
Slut
>>
>>5181346
butt slut t b h

post butt
>>
>>5181344
You know most of that greentext can be applied to pretty much 2/3's of this general. Or more.
>>
>>5181342
He's a sick man...

>>5181344
Don't be like that...be that hero...
>>
Post your most liked trip and least liked trip
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>>5181314
I'm sorry anon, but our love can never be .-.
>>
>>5181344
bretty messed up tbhon
>>
Hello trappies can i ask you not to curse me with homosexuality?
-Zamir
>>
>tfw have to pee for 2 hours now--spiro edition
Fuuuuuuu

Good thing this is kinda my fetish >~<;
>>
After booger and now rapey face which trip will be the next tranny to go completely mental
>>
>>5181357
N-no ;_; T-this cant be. my only dream was to make love to you annd now

>why live
>>
>>5181367
Anon was never the most stable.
>>
>>5181363
I don't date shitskins, so its okay.
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>>5181366
>>
>tfw so horny so often now
>tfw when ur gt leaks
>tfw ruining your panties
>tfw wake up wet and u think u pee'd ur self
>tfw there's no urine at all just pre-cum
>into the trash those panties go
ugggghhhhhh make it stoppppppppppppp
>>5181278
oh
rip
>>
>>5181367
this is like one of those survival game animes :^)
>>
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BUYcm4TtsL8
>tfw every time a mtfg girl breaks up with or complains about their bf.
>>
>>5181246
i'm not rapey
i'm rapey 2.0, recognize biatch

>>5181249
k deal hon

>>5181344
kek
>>
>>5181378
W-why r u bullying me ;-;

This hurts rly bad u mean bully
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ok mtfg i feel dumb af for asking this but how can i be more attractive in a very traditional sense? like what can i do to make 20 something guys want me more. i don't think i really have the right features for it desu
>>
>>5181378
jörmies get out reeeee
>>
>>5181387
Your nose is alpha male tier
Soz senpai
>>
>>5181379
i just want to look good and feel good and feel like i look good
>>
>>5181332
arc?
>>
>>5181394
yah its the worst, followed by my brow, and then jaw. i wanna get a nose job
>>
>>5181387
better eyebrows
slap on that eye makeup
line your lips and don't be afraid to go outside the natural line.
hoop earrings are trash, bin em
>>
>>5181378
>fucks women and is a gross transbian programmer
>thinks other people's fetishes are gross
typical straight man hypocrisy
>>
>>5181387
you look pretty there imo, idk maybe fill in your eyebrows some so that the shape/arch is more defined. oh, maybe line your lips
you could countor your face too if u really wanted
wait for hormones to do more work lol

and your nose isn't that bad imo
>>5181395
nah i mean, i understand
i do the same thing t b h
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>>5181387
u r a qt3.14. I like your hair senpai.
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>>5181408
But anon, I'm straight
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>>5181363

it doesn't work like that. we don't pass it on intentionally, it just happens when you get near us. it's a contagion. in fact, you've probably infected yourself simply by posting in this thread
>>
>>5181412
i want cry
>>
>>5181418
Är du verkligen det? Snubbe me smink är rätt så BÖKIGT X:----D
>>
>>5181387
love that hair!
Um what outfits do you usually wear? Outfits can really make a difference
>>
>>5181421
anne no

no cry

pls ;~~;
>>
>>5181418
jormy has a fetish for question marks...

>?????????
>??????

am i turning you on?
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>>5181421
pls no
look at this pic
and pretend its me and u
..............sisterwives
>>
>>5181418
of course you are, muff diver
>>
>>5181429
O.O
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>>5181428
>>
Is nature sexist for not giving mtf's cervical cancer?
>>
cara and annie...........................................
>>
>>5181427
NO ITS OKAY I NEED TO

>>5181429
they look like they wanna make out real bad and i dont blame them
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>>5181434
sorry but the love between anne and I is very strong and very secret
we even have a secret guitar mating ritual
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>>5181429
Shitty pic.
As expected.
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>>5181423
snïbëdy snäb

>>5181428
No I have a fetish for confused anime girls silly

>>5181433
Boys don't have muffs dummy
>>
>>5181444
ok cry

shoulder is here

4u
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hi everyone

whats everyone up to rn??

i'm still tired
>>
>>5181402
No but i do know arc
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>>5181445
mhm

>>5181450
thank
>>
>>5181369
you can do it

I'm sure there's another anon out there for you somewhere!

Try anonmingle, the online dating site just for you!
>>
>>5181453
hi! I'm doing alright! just chillin after hangin out at the mall and gonna go to the gym soonish
u?
>>
>>5181438
>all of these faggots will never get breast cancer
This hurts more than it should
>>
Any1 wanna give me blowie joeys while i raid on wow?
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>>5181444
nice trips bby
yeah they totally do, i bet they were about to kiss and diddn't or something
>>5181447
the emphasis is SISTERwives
ugh u dont even know what ur on about anon, this is a private affair

>>5181457
i should make another one
where im playing chords
maybe tomorrow
can we just go back to the 90s?
when everything was happy and easy?
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>>5181470
>playing wow
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>>5181453
Housejerks woke me up and now I can't get back to sleep and I'm super worried about a test tomorrow
>>
fuck jormy and his ugly gypsy nose and eyebrows
>>
>>5181449
u got a bf now?
>>
Who here is /cute but not passing/ or /passing but ugly af/ ??

I'm cute, but its a boyish kind of cute rather than girly cute
>>
>>5181449
that's transphoic
>>
>>5181476
everything was happy and easy back then?
'
>>
>>5181484
sup
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>>5181484
Same. Could be worse I guess.
>>
>>5181484
i'm /handsome but not cute/ and /passing as a handsome man/
>>
>>5181483
N-not yet ;~; seducing boys is hard

>>5181488
What's the FtM equivalent of girltinkler? Boybleeder?
>>
>>5181205
>>5181191
>>5181200

I-I'm s-sorry anons. I can get someone to vouch for me but I don't think I'm the kind og girl that posts that
>>
>>5181484
I think I'm this, I look cute in boys clothes but like a hon in girls clothes
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>>5181489
i think if we as adults went back to the 90s everything would be happy and easy
i mean when i was a kid i didn't have too many concerns
also we could probably make more money in the 90s than we can now
++president clinton
idk
now i wanna try it
time machine where?????

we should prolly get srs before we go though
js
>>5181503
if u think ur gt is cute, then it's cute, good for u lol
also if u want to post nudes and stuff just use unsee honestly
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>>5181503
stop posting lies on an anonymous board then
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>>5181469

two of the three aunties on my mother's side have had breast cancer so chin up anon, it'll probably kill me eventually if i don't beat it to the punch
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>>5181312
In time
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>>5181512
>hugboxing bitchtits's ugly masculine honstick
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>>5181522
idk man
i haven't seen it
i have no idea what it looks like
but if she thinks it's cute, or if someone else thinks it's cute, let them have that
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>>5181406
can you tell me how to do my eyebrows? i know they suck but I don't know how to make them better
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>tfw striaght gf
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>>5181453
posting at work

I get bored when customers are just walking around not letting me do anything
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>>5181530
Fuck you know you have a problem when Aife defends you.
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>>5181526

well memed, m'lady *tips menorah*
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So I'm super happy cause my real good friend took me out to help teach me to girl haha. She showed me stuff at Sephora to get when I have money and give me tips on what cleansers/masks to use, tips about keeping eyebrows maintained (we also got our eyebrows threaded together!) and then we saw they have a buy 3 get 3 free sale at Bath & Body Works so we got some stuff! :D So excited but holy shit it was intimidating walking into Sephora and seeing a bunch of girl shit and not knowing how to use any of it :/
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>>5181536
Fuck you know you're an anon when you spend all your time bitching and moaning about how mtfg isnt anything like your linkin park songs.
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>>5181530
wat
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>>5181541
My friend does that and then I feel super awkward like I don't belong there because I'm not a real girl so I don't participate and then we get in an argument and don't talk to each other for a week.
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>>5181547
It's even worse. Aife is rage posting again, fresh off the /b/oat.
What happened with that calm and collected girl from a few days ago?
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>>5181548
It puts the lotion on the jormee or else it gets the hose again
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>>5181530
Coming to get your manass kicked by anon again?
Fuck off brah, you've had enough.
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>>5181541
Omg that's a sweet haul, I just dragged my gf around and like forced her to hold my hand, unfortunately she's not really good at that stuff so we were both lost but I nearly stopped breathing.

We went to the same places though
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>>5181556
Nice try anon but I dont frequent Mongolian random cave drawing collectives.
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>>5181556
hahahahaha can't wait until he goes all teary faced again apologizing to everyone that it's just his meds kicking in like he did last time

priceless
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>>5181573
>I like to laugh at girls being emotional
Lol thats nice
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>>5181555
aw :( I'm sorry you feel that way. If anything just find someone who will comfort you and tell you it will be ok and you will be a real grill some day. Even though you know it's not entirely true it's good to hear a girl try and include you anyway

>>5181563
awww haha yea I'm glad I'm friends with a super girly girl so she knows all about makeup and uh how to be a girl lol. I get that though cause all my exes were not very into makeup or anything like that.
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>>5181559
Fuck off Phobos, you will never be a sensual dickgirl like the rest of us.
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>>5181569
>>5181574
Stale memes right on que. It's like watching a rerun of your previous meltdown.
Can you please calm down?

>>5181584
You are not being emotional. You are being unhinged.
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>>5181587
Yah you're right, I'll just be a girl :>>>>
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oh shit, it's the shitposters power hour
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>>5181592
Your insistence that my emotional state is less than collected leads me to believe you are projecting anon
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>>5181602

that's every hour
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>>5181574
>mashing random words together
brah you are not original or unique in your insults, cum on step on it
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>tfw dad says "how do you fit into those shoes, there's something you aren't telling me"
And
>why don't you wear this shirt to the wedding, it looks the same, the buttons are just different..... They're on the wrong side
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>>5181556
>>5181561
>>5181573
Whoa there bro.
Careful on that edge
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>>5181468
Hi sorry I was afk for a bit ummm
i'm good thanks just a bit tired
i really need to go back to the gym myself i think

>>5181480
ugh that sucks ;~;
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>>5181605
kek we got an armchair psychologist here
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>>5181614
He's giving you women's clothing and doesn't know it?
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>>5181438
>tfw you will never die during birth after refusing a medically-advised c-section

>>5181306
ohayou gozaimasu sheen-chan
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>>5181574
Stop posting here George.
>>
aife can't even prove that she has a dick

because she wasn't born with one
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>>5181619
>>5181629
Shut the fuck up and drink your goddamn tea
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>>5181629
You know those dox aren't real right? xD
God damn you're fucking stupid
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>>5181614
we don't care, ugly angle-abusing transbian hons like you should leave
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>>5181585
>tfw im the one doing the gf's makeup in the morning.

She's cute as hell but doesn't know how to girl.
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>>5181639
Why so mad hon?
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>>5181638
>xD
kill yourself
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>>5181618
aw it's ok and I'm sorry :( what time is it in upsidedownland?
And gym is good! Even if you don't need to lose weight/get muscle it's very relaxing!
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>>5181647
You first anon
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>>5181638
kill yourself george
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>>5181646
just had a T injection, what does it look like it is faggot? you wanna get fucking bruised dude?
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>>5181657
>using false dox I myself included in my own article
Classic.
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>>5181585
>tell you it will be ok and you will be a real grill some day
People tell me that and it makes me feel better usually but then I get in situations like at sephora or clothing stores or whatnot and BAM insecurities are back.

Which is a shame because that same friend gave me some samples she'd collected over time to practice with, but we think the colors are all wrong, and I'd love to have the makeup artists at sephora match me to colors properly.
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>>5181620
No he found a blouse I bought and thought it was a dress shirt, and then realized it halfway through examining it
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>>5181512
yeh lets do the 90s
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>>5181645
aw that's cute though!
yea my friend I went with will tweez her bf's eyebrows and stuff (he's a total twink) and it's just kinda cute!

>>5181647
>getting mad at 2 letters put together to make a face on the internet
xD

>>5181661
aw :( it's ok. It just takes time to get used to getting over your insecurities I think. Also is your friend pushy? My friend usually is helpful but will push me if I look like I'm getting too shy to do something
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>>5181659
It's sad you even have your own article, George.
You must have the mental age of a 12 year old boy.
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>>5181639
>stop abusing that dead on forward angle

>tfw this was a year hrt
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>>5181621
>i is smarter than u xD
only higher organisms are capable of mockery which you are not you devolved sponge of dog vomit
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>>5181683
Seems like your pretty late comming out senpai.
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>>5181493
i make a decent looking femboi and i pass about 70% of the time in face to face interaction, but i'm far from being good looking as a woman. ffs is the only thing that can fix my chin and nose.
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>>5181605
Welp I give up.
Time to go out. Guess I'll be hearing about this tomorrow.
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>>5181680
She can be but I'm also really stubborn. I feel really bad now thinking about it, I'm probably such a pain in the neck when we're out and I probably seem to her like I don't even want to transition since I always reject her help. I need to make it up to her somehow :(
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>you will never punch every passable trip in the face over and over again until there is no recognizable person anymore
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>>5181683
are you a ladyboy from thailand?
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>>5181669
cool
we can take over 90s NYC
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I'm so fucking horny rn jesus christ I want someone to do lewd things with >//////<
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>>5181702
really mean senpai. What did they ever do.
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>>5181699
aw :/ well if anything send her a message letting her know you appreciate her help and that you feel bad about being so scared and insecure and that you would want to try again if she would want to. And when you do go again, try not to be too insecure and just go with it even if you end up looking a little silly haha.
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>>5181702
life will do that to them eventually
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>>5181709
it's late erin, just goto sleep
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>>5181709
iktf
i need a boy like right now
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>>5181709
uh-oh elanna's gonna explode from lewd disease! Find her a boy STAT!
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>>5181709
I saw this as erin and just though OMFG ERIN !!!! how could you SAY that
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>try to post reply
>the captcha keeps appearing half on the right side of the screen so theres no way to verify
THIS IS FUCKING RAGE INDUCING
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>>5181709
yo hmu
we can help each other
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>>5181709
E D M O N T O N

ugh I wish I lived there ;~;
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>>5181614
>>5181683
Literally you.
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>>5181736
I'm sure there's desperate girls near you anon.
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>>5181728
well i could easily say something very similar to get the same kind of message across
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>>5181741
AHAHAHA I live in a desert although it's cooling off now so maybe I can kidna- find one. ..
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>>5181739
>tfw i will always look like that dad than his "son"
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>>5181709
find another trip to cybersex with
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>>5181722
Butt I'm not erin ;~~~;

>>5181723
t f w n o b f

>>5181728
Sorry, I stole erin's image one time because it summed up how I felt.

>>5181723
Sorry I stole your image ;~~;

>>5181726
Both boys and girls welcome desu but I'm gonna explode srsly

>>5181731
Where are you at f a m? :<

>>5181736
>I wish I lived there
No you don't.
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>>5181759
I have a personalized one of those from someone : 3
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>>5181710
>What did they ever do.
they are passable and pretty

pretty people should die family
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>>5181761
please dont asplode
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>>5181761
SOCAL
O
C
A
L
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>>5181761
don't respond to jupiter

she's black, she will steal your virginity and your bike
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>>5181761
its ok you used it for the right reasons so its ok taht you stole it
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>>5181707
i need a cool denim jacket
and to feel like i can pull of wearing these jeans uggghhh
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>>5181761
I wish I lived anywhere that was near you t b h
even if it's edmonton
even if it's CALGARY UGHHHHH
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>>5181779
like this?
i can ask my mom to make u a denim jacket
she used to make them
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>>5181781
You don't want that anon.
Please, life is worth living. You don't need to relocate to Alberta.
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>>5181736
>>5181779
>>5181781
Uggghhh
>tfw stifling giggles
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>>5181786
no not like that
that one is uggo desu senpai

>>5181789
why
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>>5181761
d-don't splode plz ;-;
>>
I pass great, hons
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>>5181781
>even if it's CALGARY
I think that's going a bit too far senpai
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>>5181787
IT'S WORTH IT FOR HER OK?

;~;
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>>5181773
H-how the pressure is so high I could probably be used to generate electricity if you hooked me up to a turbine >///////<

>>5181776
>tfw not in socal or anywhere near the land of the living
;~~; we're both gonna have to suffer I'm afraid

>>5181778
thanks erin (:

>>5181781
Listen to >>5181787 and >>5181797
You have so much to live for pls dont do it

>>5181792
H-how pls send halp ;~~;
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>>5181791
Why not 0:<
It's not like I'm chatting with half the people here on skype or being lewd with TB or anything. Screw you anne! Yes I have elanna's skype. Whatever. You're probably cool or something. I bet you're like a really nice person when people get to know you. SICK BURN.
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>>5181791
i couldn't find another denim jacket pic in my fashion folder
so take this picture of god instead
and show me what kinda jacket u want bby
>>5181805
rest in peace elanna
i think this might be my last day
w/o sex i can't live anymore
bye
it was nice knowing
i hope that u can last long enough t----
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>>5181807
wait i just didnt know why you replied to that particular post of mine and thought maybe you quoted me by mistake srry

>>5181813
i want that jacket he's wearing

and idk like a cool denim one idk idk
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>>5181805
>You have so much to live for
I wish that was true
>tfw elanna doesn't want you to drop everything and move just for her
>jdimsa
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>>5181823
She's too nice a person to sacrifice someone to Alberta. You should move elsewhere in Canada and wait for her.
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>>5181822
i would say "lets go raid MJ's closet" but Lady Gaga actually bought most of his costumes and stage stuff at auction apparently
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>>5181831
yeah... you're right.

welp looks like Vancouver, here I come.

; 3;
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>>5181832
oh really?
i read an article yestryday about a bunch of dudes who snuck into neverland ranch after it was abandoned like 10 years ago
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Any one else spend all night crying over someone they used to know?
>>5181833
Wow nvm, thats really rad senpai.
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>>5181847
you should paint your nails

I heard it helps reduce arm pump

heh
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>>5181840
>Any one else spend all night crying over someone they used to know?
not the whole night but yeah..
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>>5181805
;~; idk how to help save you from asploding tho

._.

you need to *ahem* release.. the pressure > >;;;
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>>5181869
o m g k i t

l e w d
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>>5181878
Very nice!
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>>5181865
The really sad thing is I literally have not seen them in 8 years.
Guess giving this whole trans thing some though has brought up some old memories.
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>>5181869
KIT!!!
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>getting undressed after workout
>sports bra rubs against new piercings
>orgasm due to my insanely sensitive nipples


aaaaaaaaaaaaa
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>>5181878
Living with Kayla's mother almost makes you wish for a nuclear winter
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>>5181890
Uhm are your nips actually always pointy if you do this? Might get just one pierced
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>>5181890
I need to piece my nipples
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>>5181813
rip jupiter I'm sorry that I wasn't able to help you ;~~;

>>5181823
I love sacrifice but it's Alberta ;~~;
>>5181838
That's the right idea desu I'll see you in Vancouver ^^

>>5181869
KIT OMG, THAT'S SO LEWD
I'm too pure to release the pressure ;~~~~;
P-plus idk I kind of have a thing for people holding hands
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>>5181914
>I kind of have a thing for people holding hands
B L U E
O
A
R
D
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>>5181839
?? they did? what did they steal?
going to neverland was always one of my dreams honestly, ugghh
>>5181914
(ssshhhh, i died)
lol
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>>5181937
they didnt steal anything but some grape soda
they mostly just explored
I CANt fIND IT AHHH
it was on vice i think
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>>5181940
>grape soda
AHAHAHAHAHA AMICHAEELLLLLLLLLLLLLLL
i cant even ahahahahahahah

i'll find it though!
it sounds interesting
i know that MJ was living in vegas hotels or something for a long time, and like sneaking dogs and shit into the rooms it sounded so funny
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>>5181923
nobody here gives a shit about you here

leave
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>>5181942
he seems like such a goof desu
>>
>>5181905
>>5181923
that's a really ugly sight, there is no orange filter, no empty bottles of nuka cola lying around and no deathclaws in the distance

wouldnt play/5
1/10 - IGN
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>>5181914
>tfw no hand to hold
>tfw no other hand to be touched with
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>>5181948
that's not true

you leave!
>>
>>5181847
STOP DOING THE FUCKING WEEABOO SIGN ALREADY shaking my head family
>>
>>5181959
Are you a double amputee?
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>>5181876
>>5181886
>>5181914
ummm omg i just read about it before its not like its something I would ever do.. or anything !!

>>5181914
>P-plus idk I kind of have a thing for people holding hands

wow that is just... umm that's pretty lewd elanna
it kinda sounds nice tho. idk it's NOT something i would ever do or anyting but yeah.. mb just thinking about it... is kinda nice rn

>tfw no bf

;~:
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>>5181966
>not wanting to explore each other's hands and bodies at the same time
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>>5181954
found it
http://www.vice.com/read/exploring-michael-jacksons-abandoned-neverland-ranch-760
yeah michael is funny imo
i used to read all sorts of biographies about him and he would do the funniest shit and then all of a sudden become this super shrewd ruthless business man
>>
i just want someone to lovingly kill me, the mix of murderous rage and romantic passion in his eyes as he chokes the life out of me being the last thing i ever see, to be honest family
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I don't know why I come here when everyone bullies the ever loving shit out of me. I have no friends and I thought I could talk about my trip today just to share it with someone and not feel so unwanted or hopeless. but everyone hates me because I don't look like a twig with boobs and I am not into boring ass tv and celeb gossip bullshit.
>>
>>5181977
he really was the king huh?
>>
>>5181981
You're not hated for any of those reasons.
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>>5181978
>tfw nobody to double suicide with
y liv
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>>5181981
No-one said they hated you.
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>>5181983
yes ;------;
he even beat up Mr. T
man i wish i could hang out with him
>>
>>5181981
Hey I hope you had fun out there, looked like a great day to get out and ride! Don't let them get ya down the anons are bitter the past few days.
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>>5181981
not everything is about you you spoiled self-centered fuck

suck it up or leave
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>>5181929
>not using yotsuba classic

>>5181959
Iktf how do I fix this bexu :(

>>5181974
E D M O N T O N

>>5181972
>I just read about it
Just like you read about hand holding and kissu tbqh >/////<;
>mb just thinking about it...is kinda nice rn
I K T F
Where is my government issued boyfriend, this is maple syrup land desu

>>5181981
I thought your trip and the pictures were pretty neat actually, don't let the jelly anons that didn't get to explore the sanddunes today get you down kay...
>>
>>5181981

passers get out

REEEEEE
>>
>>5181995
you would be bitter too if you were an unpassable hon
>>
>>5181981
Don't take it personally, people have been jerks all night, I thought your posts seemed super interesting, I wish I could do something like that
>>
dollface > kayla
>>
>>5181978
>tfw you wouldn't even mind being murdered by some serial killer as long as they made u feel loved
I need a bf tbhon
>>
>>5182008
Is that even something that needs to be said?
like real?
>>
>>5181992
mr t is a confirmed bitch tho

back to clothes for a second tho
i want a cool jacket of some sort but dont know what
>>
ya ever been in love mtfg? have you ever melted at someone's smile, feeling like you're the only person that truly knows them and feeling blessed by that, where they only have to whisper your name in your ear and you can't help but quiver?
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>>5181739
fixed
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>>5182017
I've never been that close to someone. Im also not sure I deserve to.
>>
>>5182017
m-maybe
>>
>>5182017
yes and it fucked me up good
will never know love like that again to be honest family
>>
>>5182017
Fuck. I was happy but now I'm thinking about my ex.
>>
>>5182017

lmao no
>>
>>5182003
I would be upset, but even when I do have my days of "I look like shit" feeling I wouldn't see a reason to come bring others down. Wouldn't be making me any prettier for sure. But I guess I don't know hondom? I'm happy to hear this then hah
>>
>>5182017
Yeah, pretty much my old BFF.
She's gone now though ;~;
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>>5182017
I have. There isn't a day that goes by that I don't miss it. I'm afraid that I'll never feel that way again.
>>
i just finished season 1 of sense8.
it's so good.
>>5182018
>those shoulders
*shivers*
>>
>>5182034
what are you talking about? i don't know how you look
>>
>>5182014
I think you'd look cute in a utility jacket ;3
>>
>>5182044
Idk being stupid I guess lol.
>>
I didn't want to make people sad by reminding them of exes, bad relationships, unrequited love or being alone

I-I just wanted everyone to be warm and happy with nice feelings, I'm sorry :<
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>>5182017
>>
>>5182051
post pic of me in one
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>>5182053
taek a grill pill and chill nyc
you deserve it
>>
>>5182056
I'd have to be a time traveller to do that anne

a-are you?
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>>5182067
no
post pic of utility jacket tho like i want to see wat you mean
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>>5182017
n-no comment
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>>5181333
What no that's not true
somebody was posting gore to kill the thread because they were fed up of all discussion being about me. If I was trying to piss people off I'd just spam photos of me, not gore.

Also nurapey 2.0 isn't me, I'm keeping this one indefinitely k? I don't even type that basic. Been working on coursework the past few hours.

>>5181614
I think your dad may be suffering from hardcore denial

>>5181759
this. what could possibly go wrong?
>>
>>5182061
this

i just took 20 chill pills to cure my T-rage
>>
>>5182017
yes, but I don't know how he feels about me and that is seriously terrifying
>>
>>5182061
Night 5 of prog soon. ;-;

I don't wanna break out the xanax again...
>>
>>5182017
yes but never reciprocated love :-)

>>5182061
>taek a grill pill
kek

>>5181981
I've been busy today desu
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>>5182079
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>>5182014
>mr t is a confirmed bitch tho
???!????????????!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!??!

>jackets
ok i got u bby
this??
>>
>>5182054
You triggered me tbqh ;~;
>>
hey so how can I tell the difference between gyno and ordinary boobs? my chest already resembled tanner II before starting HRT and felt like there were hard lumps behind the nipples. is this gyno? does it mean that I'll get bigger or more developed boobs?
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>>5182078
uh they can be different styles or colors but mostly I know them like this
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>>5182109
*ordinary moobs
lol getting ahead of myself there
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>>5182097
accurate
>>
>>5182109
Kill yourself fetishist
>>
>>5182100
w2c i love that
and the skirt too

>>5182113
i can get with that
w2c?
>>
>>5182109
could be gyno especially if you feel hard tissue behind
I've never seen if it's an advantage or not, I've asked a handful of girls that had gyno before HRT and they had mixed results, just be glad you got a "head start"
>>
I have been gone for a while. Who got dicked during Halloween?
>>
>tfw not pretty and cute enough to be raped and given HIV
>>
>>5182122
I wish. I want to get dicked so bad rn
>>
So is anyone living dangerously?
>>
>>5182119
idk i dont even remember where i saved that
u might have to reverse search it ...
>>
>>5182122
Did you?

Details girl details!
>>
Browsing gaygen has dramatically lowered my bar for mortification
Every post is, like, a repeating cycle of embarrassment and recomposure
And I've just been sinking deeper and deeper into a pile of my own bubbling shame.
Uugghh, just need to stop.
The only thing that helps is the one guy he seems to be embarrassing himself more than me with his weird bullying methods but like
Man, that's not a good feel, that ain't healthy, I ain't about that life.
Whatever. Imma hang here, there's less bullies.
>>
>>5182109
If you have hard lumps its probably gyno
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>>5182130
IM ON IT
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>>5182134
Sorry, I worded that ambiguously. If I got dicked, I wouldn't come here and live vicariously through others dickings.
>>
>>5182119
uhh... I usually get mine at thrift stores or army surplus stores. Not sure about hat exact one but it's a basic version of them. I prefer the ones with only pockets on the boobs t b h
>>
Does anyone own a motorcycle or motor bike?
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>>5182135
>here
>there's less bullies
How is that even possible?
>>
>>5182151
titpockets are cool
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>>5182136
ban not jormys
rael jormys only
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how can I keep food cravings away as I starve myself? Any tips about what to do while starving to not make it so horrifying?
>>
>>5182164
drink water
chew on ice
crush ice and make a water slushie

pretty much just hydrate dood and play with yourself or someone else or something else.
>>
>>5182164
Keep yourself distracted. Constant stimulus. Go for walks where things are happening.
Whatever you do don't rely on anything to occupy you that has breaks and waiting. mtfg is awful for that, conversations over IM are bad too.
Assuming this isn't some sort of suicide method, consider daily multivitamins and some salt/electrolyte additives for your water.
How long are you starving yourself?
>>
>>5182135
>letting a furry get to you

You do take a bunch of shit tho
>>
>>5182163
;~;

>>5182164
Once you do it for long enough the thought of eating will make you sick
>tfw u used to be underweight and only ate one meal a day
>wanted to put on weight and stop being a skeleton
>try to eat
>want to puke
>>
>>5182149
wow

I shouldn't get my hopes up
>>
>>5182172
>daily multivitamins
that's just expensive pee but I do agree
salt/electrolyte in your water is gold
walking is 10/10 good advice matey
>>
>>5182181
The multivitamins and electrolytes were both requirements for my doctor signing off on fasting. Not really needed if you're starving yourself for a day or two but you'll feel extra shitty without that stuff on longer fasts.
>>
>>5182172
>How long are you starving yourself?
I need to drop 30 pounds as soon as possible.

>>5182170
so all this extra water won't make me fatter?
>>
i am sexually attracted to the woman inside me
>>
>>5182155

I mean, it was really only a few, but..
I dunno. I don't like the bullying and, like
Some of them said some combinations of mean and also sexual things that really bothered me a few times?
And eventually I just kind of, like.. felt this overall atmosphere of just, like.. embarrassment and everything I did felt stupid.
The doofy guy, helped, tho.

>>5182174

I mean.. well, yeah. See above.

>>5182200

Vore isn't my thing but more power to you.
>>
>>5182200
How like micheal Jackson was sexually attracted to the little boy in himself
>>
>>5182194
Water weight is temporary. What will happen is that you'll probably retain less water after a day or two and when you stop fasting rebound a couple pounds after a day, but none of that is fat or muscle loss. The fat and muscle loss is slow and steady.
>>
>>5182208
but michael was a little girl trapped in an oversized manchild's body
>>
>>5182209
I ain't going to re eat after I start fasting. I want to never eat again, I am not sheen fat by no means but I want to be elanna or sonic skinny.
>>
>>5182194
>so all this extra water won't make me fatter?
you'll retain less water but when you go back to solid foods it will come back

just do psmf +eca

>>5182192
Unless you are getting prescribed vitamins most of that needs to be taken with food to be absorbed, you will pee the majority of it out. I mean... I've helped people at the clinic with water and juice fasting and the majority of the time no vitamins are needed, some citrus every now and then is all. I think easing in and easing out of a fast is more important than taking a multi t b h
obvs it depends on the person and a doc should be supervising but it doesn't sound like they're doing that. I've seen 30 day water fast with nothing else from experienced fasters but you know, with this situation I would agree with you, at least to minimize the risk as much as possible. ugh sorry for rambling I need to go to bed.
>>
i would play with michael jackson on his bed in neverland

we could play with each other's tinklers
>>
>tfw your friend wants to do real turbo duels
>>
>tfw missed butt edition
>>
Did angie turn out okay or did she get butchered?
>>
What type of packaging do whoremoans show up in if I order from inhouse? I need to know if I should get a PO box to hide them from my parents.
>>
>>5182239
get off of 4chan, b8
>>
>>5182235
Can't say senpai.
I'm still swollen a lot.
>>
>>5182203
yeah like hanging out with boys reminds you how gross they are
>>
>>5182239
They show up in a bright pink box saying "Female hormones" all over the packaging.
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HAHAHAhahahahahaha
>>
>>5182234
Ask nice maybe you will get butt anyway
>>
>>5182242
I'm 18, old enough to use this site.
>>
>>5182249
asspussy lol
>>
>>5182248
I love you Kay
>>
>>5182235
I do have this
https://unsee.
cc/sabetinu/
>>
>>5182239
it comes in a white plain cardboard box, but that comes in an airmail bag with a customs sticker on it saying 'unrestricted pharmaceutical items'

whoa deja vu
>>
so folks with anxiety issues
how do I open this urgent email that I know for certain is going to be a tidal wave of shit
I forgot some important shit to do with my dissertation and now I'm 10 months behind on some aspects when it's got to be in in January
It's not entirely catastrophic, like, I doubt I'll fail because of it, but this email is not going to be a happy one and I need to open it to find out when my meeting is but every time I try to open it I jump towards panic attack mode

>>5182135
>Imma hang here, there's less bullies.
wut

>>5182136
>>5182120
yeah fair enough
tbf I spent most of the second half of adolescence weighing nearly 14 stone so it's not surprising
fingers crossed for stage IV :P

>>5182164
I find that after several days of it my appetite usually decreases a bit
also sleeping when you're not doing anything uses up time you could be spending being hungry and giving into hunger

>>5182218
not really he was just practically a eunuch due to testicular damage from abuse
>>
>>5182265
>https://unsee.
>cc/sabetinu/
Is that a bugger coming out of your nose?
>>
>>5182249
>Masturbation fantasies undertaken by some people with purported autogynephilia involve pretending that they are pregnant, menstruating, lactating, and even breast-feeding
But I don't jerk it to any of those things :O

>>5182266
why'd you choose ihp instead of qhi if you're UK?
>>
>>5182265
ready to get deepthroated
>>
>>5182277
No
It's a bump with a stitch underneath. Trying to push it out so I can then pull it out with tweezers and cut it off
>>
>>5182239
>>5182266
This is how mine showed up. Unless you're able to consistently intercept packages, might want to look at a PO box. Especially if your parents are nosy.
>>5182250
>implying I don't already have butt
>implying I wasn't going to be supplying relevant original content
Oh well, missed the chance now.
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>skimming the front of /lgbt/
>see maki posting in gaygen about how he just straight up wants to bang dudes now
i dont know what i expected but holy god my sides
>>
>>5182290
who doesn't just use the catalog?
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>>5182284
S-sure
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>>5182290
He has a gf though
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>>5182305
seeing as he claimed to bang and have multiple gfs both cis and trans throughout his time shitposting here yet stills omehow able to spend every waking hour on the internet. yeah ok.
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Look who decided to show up after two weeks of radio silence

(It's the hot dad btw if anyone remembers)
>>
>>5182328
jeez, didn't this guy block you or something
>>
>>5182328
tfw no daddy to buy me shit
>>
>>5182328
aka hes horny again and whats you to text him lewd things.
>>
>>5182324
He's just confused
>>
I have no words whenever I see dollface fucking her FLESHLIGHT
>>
>>5182333
He erased his OKCupid. If you get blocked they just stop seeing your messages so it wasn't that. Still weird though. He waited just long enough for me to really get over it so I'm feeling pretty emotionally uninvested.

>>5182340
Yeah that's what I'm thinking.
>>
>>5182347
To chaturbate!
>>
>>5182328
oh cool a hot dad
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I wish this were me rn ;~;
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N0JAvuc8KOs
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Hello everyhon how are you all tonight? ^_^
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>>5182347
I like Dollface but her body really isnt all that impressive seeing as I have a similar one. Maybe I should start camming.
>>
Hello everyone, I have a question regarding Spiro.

Has anyone experienced any Hyperkalemia or high potassium related side effects while on the drug? Do you think they're common?

I've been on it for around 3 weeks now but I've been realising that my diet is packed with potassium and I'm concerned that I might end up giving myself a heart attack.
>>
>>5182362
how do people do this public-annotation thing?

>>5182373
yeah... don't do that
>>
>>5182364
limbo is a pretty good game tbqh

>>5182373
that is a medical possibility
>>
>>5182364
srsly where did you get that pic of me?
>>
>>5182152
Yes ^.^
>>
>>5182373
I never had hyperkalemia and it's exceptionally uncommon. However, spiro did cause me to develop hypotension, and I would nearly pass out after standing up.
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>>5182368
>tfw never gonna look like that girl
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>>5182347
*his
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>>5182385
Canadians have the best luck when it comes to being trans. Free medical helps too.
>>
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>>5182391
>tfw canadian and still wound up with a dadbod
>>
there is a big scary man trapped in my mirror
>>
>>5182375
I'm trying not to but I'm unsure what my daily upper limit should be. I figure around the 1700-1800 mg mark, that puts it lower than the female recommended.

>>5182383
Thanks for the reply. :) Not to be rude, but did you find that its uncommon in say a study or something? I don't think I have to worry about sodium, I was slightly on the hypertension side to begin with. :P
>>
>tfw you will never keep cockgirls in your mom's basement for your personal entertainment
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>>5182391
>need srs to legally change sex here
>but we don't pay for it cuz its cosmetic lol :^)
I hate this place
>>
>>5182219
>I am not sheen fat by no means
:(
it only hurts because I'm a whale
>>
>>5182412
>need srs to legally change sex
#trapforlife
>>
>>5182407
My experience is anecdotal, but in 5 years of lurking /cd/ and /lgbt/ on and off I've only ever seen someone who developed hyperkalemia once.
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>>5182413
>>
>>5182385
majority of cis girls want to look like that too
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>>5182438
>he
I always thought that was a dyke

>>5182442
The majority of cis girls want a gt?
>>
>>5182445
I suspect a hell of a lot of cis girls would trade a gt for that (also desu I've known two cis girls who'd swap in a heartbeat)
>>
>>5182445
>implying gt is inferior
if it was attached to that body/face/hair
I'd bet they'd take the whole package as is
>>
>>5182445
My ex offered to trade my gt for her vag if it were possible.
>>
>>5182442
That actually made me feel a bit better.
>>
>tfw you're able to get your favorite shampoo of all time again but have to wait for it to be delivered
>>5182391
I want nice boobs. ;_;
>>
>>5182468
She has implants
>>
>>5182438
at least I've lost 22lbs in the past month, that's something right
...
:(
it's nothing compared to what I still have to lose, 73 lbs more to no longer be considered obese
>>
>>5182489
You've tried to lose weight before. Come back to us when you hit your goal weight and we'll all celebrate with you.
>>
>>5182489
just be healthy, don't kill yourself in trying to lose weight
>>
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>>5182458
>>5182459
I'd happily keep mine if it meant I could look like that desu

>>5182480
They're pretty good implants tho, most trans girl with implants I've seen look crap [spoiler]n-not that I've been looking...[/spoiler]
>>
>>5182480
Well, they still look nice. I kinda wish I could get implants but it's still a bit soon to decide on that.
>>
RATE YOURSELF MTFG
Scale of 1-10:
Face
Body
Personality
Confidence
Intelligence
Passability

GO!
>>
>>5182497
Pictures like this make me want implants too. Must resist, needing bras would only annoy me.
>>
>>5182497
so what's her deal?
is she like a graduate student or something?
>>
>>5182489
thats a lot sheen. keep it up but pls be safe
>>
Just got back from the gym! Way more stuff happened than should have:
>Someone was watching Keeping Up With the Kardashians and Caitlyn Jenner was on it. I got so mad and destroyed myself to try and motivate myself to never look like her
>One of my old buddies came in and we said hey and he asked why my legs were shaved :/ I said I was on a swim team and shave to be more aerodynamic leeel :^)
>cute guy who works there was working out...then when I went to change he had gotten out of the shower .////. he's tattooed and muscly and uggghhhhhh x/////x
>>
>>5182501
I'm a perfect 10 to be honest, and so is everyone in mtfg :^]
>>
>>5182497
>most trans girl with implants I've seen look crap
Also, this. I'm worried my manchest would just ruin implants.
>>5182501
>6
>7
>3
>-1
>5
>3
>>
>>5182501
oh i need this sure yes i sure do
>Face
4.
>Body
0
>Personality
5? idk
>Confidence
0
>Intelligence
good.
>Passability
i mean i've never really had any trouble so...
>>
>>5182505
yup, layering is all I need

>being fem is way more work
>>
I've decided this song is at least unintentionally written about me
https://youtu.be/Z6vghSLxCyI
>>5182501
>Face
7
>Body
6
>Personality
1
>Confidence
4
>Intelligence
8
>Passability
5
>>
>>5182391
*kills self*
>>
>>5182391
dear canadians,
who wants a new roommate?
sincerely, jealous amerilard

>>5182501
Face 3
Body 2
Personality 8
Confidence 7 (very surprising tbhon)
Intelligence 7
Passability -500 (guymode)
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>>5182501
>Face
6
>Body
6
>Personality
5
>Confidence
1
>Intelligence
8
>Passability
5
>>
>>5182501

I considered answering this
And then I wanted to cry.
I want to play FF IX again.
I want to forget I have a body and a personality or that I'm even alive.
FF IX was the first game I lost myself in.
>>
>>5182515
manchest isn't the main problem

surgeons who deal with cis women, especially with cis women whose appearance actually matters, tend to know what they're doing a lot more than surgeons who only see trans women.
>>
>>5182501
1
2
1
1
10 <|:^)
1

>>5182505
I wonder if you'd need a bra with big implants, wouldn't they hold your boobs up?

>>5182508
Idk why are you asking me
>>
>>5182494
I know and this will be the last time I have to lose weight

>>5182495
I'm eating mostly fish and veges at the moment and exercising and drinking shakes to replace two of my meals until I'm out of the powder which should be this week some time and then I'm going to go back to doing keto
once I hit 90kg some time next year I'm going vegan to get rid of the muscles I still have and then probably keto until I hit 70kg/154lbs

>>5182509
I'll try but there are ghouls and spectres hiding everywhere
>>
>>5182501
>Face
6
>Body
As a guy body: 8, As a girl body: 3
>Personality
-19
>Confidence
10
>Intelligence
-29
>Passability
0
>>
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>>5182501
>>5182501

>Face
5
>Body
5
>Personality
7
>Confidence
9
>Intelligence
6.5
>Passability
7
>>
>>5182563
those are some sobering numbers
>>
>>5182544
Go for that Excalibur 2 senpai
>>
>>5182501
I have no idea, way too negatively biased.
>>
it seems like mtfg feels a lot better about themselves than i do about myself and thats a good thing to see

>>5182557
ghouls are the worst uggh
>>
>>5182551
Well that's not my only reason. Flat works for an active lifestyle. I don't spend a lot of time worrying about my boobs except when I see a nice pair of reasonably done implants.

I'm much more likely to get some piercings. Still avoiding those because they'd probably be obvious all the time the way I dress.
>>
>>5181614
>"how do you fit into those shoes, there's something you aren't telling me"

wat, does HRT shrink your feet or something?
>>
>>5182585
Probably not, but there's always edge cases when you start making changes to your hormones, weight, and activity levels.
>>
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>>5182501
>Face
5
>Body
4
>Personality
3~8
>Confidence
0~3
>Intelligence
8
>Passability
can i assign a string to this variable?
>>
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>>5182572

lol idk i mean it's true. like my face is average but i make myself look better with styling, my body is average, my personality draws a lot of people in especially men.... i'm intelligent but not in a way that's really beneficial outside of social interactions, i pass but i'm not unclockable. generally tho i'm pretty confident and happy with myself regardless and a confident/smart 5 can easily make herself into an 8 to the right audience.
>>
>>5182562
Lol forgot to use trip.
>>
>>5182590
hrt cannot change bone
>>
>>5182591
>can i assign a string to this variable?
no. int or double only.
>>
>>5182604
0.1f

bite me bitch
>>
>>5182596
Maybe faye sized up her shoes?
I only have clothes that are too large except for like two shirts
>>
>>5182608
where am I biting you?
>>
>>5182604
>using ints for values between 0 and 10
What a waste of memory...
>>
>>5182593
go rate ppl in the passing thread again edie
>>
>>5182501
>face
3
>body
1
>personality
4
>confidence
1
>intelligence
6
>passability
0
>>
>>5182593
I really need to work on my confidence and social skills to get to the next level of passing

right now, I say very little, and passing mostly by sight, and my face is not qt
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>>5182604
signed or unsigned?
>>
>>5182613
We are using real number values I believe, so double would be more appropriate
Also, memory is cheap as fuck what are you talking about
>>
>>5182612
my nipples o///o
>>
>>5182546
From what I've heard most surgeons (at least around here) won't work on trans girls for some reason ;~;

>>5182579
Ohh fair enough, wearing bras does suck desu.

>>5182613
>2015
>caring about memory
>not using longs and long doubles for everything including bool values
>>
Should I roll a blunt, /mtfg/? I always feel lonely when I smoke one alone, but kinda want one.
>>5182546
My therapist was talking about a local surgeon she likes to recommend to everyone that has a lot of experience working with cis and trans women and focuses on creating the most natural look for trans women, and supposedly does amazing work since he has a lot of experience with natural breast and how to recreate the look on a masculine frame. Once the time comes to decide, I'm probably going to speak with him first.
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>>5182501
face 6/10
body 5/10
personality 8/10
confidence 9/10
intelligence 5/10
passability 6/10
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>>5182635
>>caring about memory
found the arkham knight dev
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>>5182557
go shan
>mfw 2017 sheen will have one of the best bodies here
I want to believe

>>5182596
but if your bones are small yet your feet are fleshy then yeah your feet can shrink
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>>5182636
>hey yall should i do WEED CRIMES even tho its against the law??!?!?!

that is literally what u sound like right now
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>>5182642
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>>5182631
>>5182635
>not using the exact number of bits that you need
>not using a nybble for each value, bitshifting and masking with a single 32bit variable to store all the values
>not maximizing your self r8 storage capability
s m h stay pleb :^)
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>>5182615

idk whenever i do that ppl get really mad or they tell me 'UR A FUCKING MAN' 'UR UGLY WHAT DO U KNW' 'UR PRETTY BUT UR A DRAG QUEEN' and it's just like ok if my opinion is meaningless and i'm a big clocky man why r u so mad lol

>>5182624

honestly you could easily train your voice and be very passable, but a huge part of like ... functioning well in society or being able to date men and socialize and stuff IS confidence. lots of trans women are single or don't take risks with people because they feel like they're freaks or not worth it when that's far from the truth. men date and marry really hideous, "clocky", boring looking cis girls all the time because they're confident in themselves, and they're happy. and cis girls rarely wear makeup or look nice and they still have successful lives. just being confident and being ok with yourself so that you can BE yourself and not feel bad about that is like the strongest and most attractive quality you can display. that's why despite the fact that i'm not super gorgeous i still get men left and right and people often want to be my friend (even tho i'm more of a homebody and would rather hangout by myself most of the time lol.) without that you'll fall flat tho yknow
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>>5182645
>against the law
I am the law.
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>>5182633
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>>5182653
oh, carry on then.
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>>5182652
just do it pls
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>>5182652
>honestly you could easily train your voice and be very passable, but a huge part of like ... functioning well in society or being able to date men and socialize and stuff IS confidence. lots of trans women are single or don't take risks with people because they feel like they're freaks or not worth it when that's far from the truth. men date and marry really hideous, "clocky", boring looking cis girls all the time because they're confident in themselves, and they're happy. and cis girls rarely wear makeup or look nice and they still have successful lives. just being confident and being ok with yourself so that you can BE yourself and not feel bad about that is like the strongest and most attractive quality you can display. that's why despite the fact that i'm not super gorgeous i still get men left and right and people often want to be my friend (even tho i'm more of a homebody and would rather hangout by myself most of the time lol.) without that you'll fall flat tho yknow
Hey I'm just quoting this because it's totally true and maybe someone who skipped it will read it if it shows up twice.
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>>5182659
Incest is wrong.
>>5182662
Would you like to be a deputy, Anne? I can make you one.
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>>5182501
Face 3
Body 3
Personality 2
Confidence 8( On passing probably a 1-2 but on not giving a shit about other people's opinion that I'm pretty guud )
Intelligence 4
Passability 2
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>>5182677
yeah i think so
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>Roommate gets me high
yyyyeeeeeesssssssss Weed Crimes are the best B)
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>>5182664

i'll think bout it senpai

>>5182665

it is tru desu and i really wish more of my trans sisters were confident, it honestly really upsets me when i see girls super down on themselves
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>>5182677
>Incest is wrong.
Only if it's noncon
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>>5182501
Face 2/10
Body 3/10
Personality 7/10
Confidence 2/10
Intelligence 5/10
Passability 0/10
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>>5182501
5
3
4
4
5
2

Honestly I suck so
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>>5182665
;-;
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>>5182577
yeh they piss me off desu
except bexe, she cool

>>5182644
literally no, even after weightloss I'm still going to be big
it's just how I'm built

>>5182677
>>5182683
deputity sheriff anne grimes, busy doing stuff.... thaaangs
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>>5182665
I think i have the confidence part down. see>>5182511
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>>5182711
Iktf ;~;
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>>5182652
>all that stuff about confidence
How do you do it though? It's not for lack of trying..
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>>5182717
i'm not a ghoul!
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>>5182741
yah proove it then
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>>5182735
Fake it till you make it actually works.
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>>5182723
May both of us rest in eternal peace
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Hello.
Posted this pic before, but didn't get attention.
Do I get to post it again for attention?

Maybe one day, I'll have nice clothes, and be able to properly dress myself.
This kinda looks a bit like an actual basic outfit though, right?
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>>5182683
Then congratulations Deputy Anne, your first job is to find a slay a local communist, for the glory of America.
>>5182702
I was just shitposting, it's actually great.
>>5182717
Busy putting scumbags in the ground, more like it.
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>>5182762
yeah i think so
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>>5182763
iunno
noncon can go and stay go
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>tfw no one to massage my crotch
Someone please help. Sharp pain at sight of last year's orchi.
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>>5182783
>Sharp pain at sight
You feel a sharp pain when you see it?

How much did it cost, and what continent?
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>>5182783
hematoma?
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>>5182790
English is hard and I'm tired.
Cost was 5500CAD, highest of what I was quoted.

>>5182791
Nerves I think. Happens once every few weeks or months. The pain fades.
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>>5182735

do what makes you happy and makes you feel beautiful and confident, then do it some more, then more, then more. living your life exactly the way you want and being sure of your choices and sure of yourself breeds confidence.
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thread is ded
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>>5180825
>tfw plenty of reasons to suggest I am and I am not
>tfw kept this repressed and tried to live as a feminine guy
>tfw no matter how hard I try or what I do I keep coming back to this
Sometimes I really wanna off myself because this is stupid, I don't want this but I really do.
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>>5182827
Yep, and I didn't even get the attention I was asking for.

Maybe I'll just go to bed then.
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>>5182833
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>>5182833
Have a (You)
It's all yours :)
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>>5182741
I-I believe u
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>>5182745
just look at my smooth skin and you'll see for yourself

>>5182840
thank you sheen i knew i could trust you

>>5182833
here's a free (You), it's on me
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>>5182809
Hey link me to the medical tape please lol
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>>5182762
This is me giving you the attention you deserve. The outfit looks fine. I'd wear something similar on days I'm not feeling creative or confident.
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>>5182861
Whatever smooth skin walk along
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hello?
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>>5182924
I'm lurking anon. Whats up?
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>>5182936
Just bored
So what's the back story between you and hot dad
>>
>>5182872
>>5182762
This sounds so fucking rude omg lol I just mean the outfit is just jeans and a sweater so yes it's very common and typical so I'd wear something like it if I wanted to be comfortable like I am today.
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>tfw want to cuddle with caddy

chaser btw
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>>5182951
>cuddle
>chaser
Pretty beta brah. Every considered transitioning?
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>>5182958
>cuddling is beta
Well I could talk about the other stuff I would do to her but she doesn't want to hear that.

Is it true that you girls have a feminizaton fetish?
Sounds like it
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>>5182962
We're just very paranoid and wary of men who post here.
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New edition already fuck
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>>5182924
What's the name of that breed of dog?
If I find a rich strong man, to wife me, I'm gonna get a dog like that, and pretend it's the child I'll never have.

>>5182944
It didn't really sound rude, it's not like it's some elaborate outfit.
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>>5182969
Why is that?
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>>5182972
Why do people post asking for a new edition instead of doing it on their own?
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>>5182943
We talked for like 30 mins on OKC and he was like come get a drink with me I'm close by so I said fuck it and did. I had a lot of fun but was visibly nervous. Didn't think anything would come of it. Then he texts me the next day saying hope your day is going well beautiful and stuff I'm a total sucker for then just didn't text back after I was like I'd love to do it again sometime. Didn't message him again and then I saw his OKC was deleted and suddenly he's back tryina be smooth and shit saying let's meet next week but I'm "going to the coast this weekend" like no one says that what fucking coast? We're in Alabama. There's no "the coast".

Idk I'm obviously mad about it but I'm still going to see him because he's older charming and hot even if he's way too skinny.

>>5182951
Chasers don't cuddle
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slow ass non image posters
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>>5182980
You are such a chubby chasers!! Why aren't you on Skype? D:
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>>5182980
>Didn't message him again and then I saw his OKC was deleted and suddenly he's back tryina be smooth and shit saying let's meet next week but I'm "going to the coast this weekend" like no one says that what fucking coast? We're in Alabama. There's no "the coast".
dying a little tbqh
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>>5182992
you miscounted fgt
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>>5182980
Gulf Coast maybe?
>>5182992
>tfw I just binged the entire series this week
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here is your new thread>>5183012
>>5182972
here >>5183012
>>5183012
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>>5182871

O SORRY LOL i fell asleep last night and then never listened to the rest of ur voice messages!!
http://www.amazon.com/gp/product/B003XMG0OM
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>>5183023
LOL
no worries girl
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