MTFG: transwoman general

>tfw tf

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>>5183012
KappaPride edition

>pookie
Lmao

>>5183012
hello mtfg

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Dead general edition.
What happened to everyone? Is everyone just cliques in skype now?

tfw still not dead

>>5182990
I'm at the laundry mat and yeah I shouldn't be fatter than literally anyone and he just looks super thin lime how are you going to protect me from beefcake bullies?

>>5183002
Mayybbbeeeee like it's still a douchey look how fancy I am thing to say. If we were in Florida I'd let him get away with it I guess but when you're here you say I'm going to Florida or I'm going to the beach. Maybe I'm just pissy.

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>>5183028
sry bae

>>5183028
yeah pretty much I think

>tfw not in any skype cliques

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>tfw booger gets hit by a subway

>>5183038
whats your skype anon
we can make a NEW skype clique

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>>5183028
>>5183038
I guess this is what happens when anons bully too hard

>>5183048
this but unironically

>>5183028
its true anon

>>5183028
Dead mtfg best mtfg.

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>>5183035
>>5183038
Nice to know a few anons and a few trips who go anon succeeded in scaring away any interesting conversations. Guess I'll just watch some Blops3 stream and contemplate my depression.

>>5183046
give me a throwaway to send it to or send it to my throwaway email

[email protected]

>>5183046
not anon, but i'd be down.
>>5183033
>tfw miss Florida
;_;

>walking in walmart with dad, taking about clothes
>he says something about all the little girls wearing stretch jeans

>"omg they are so comfortable, here look these are stretch jeans, I'd recommend them but you have to be ok with the look, these are women's stretch jeans so it might not work for most guys, but they're missing out, my gf wears the same brand she loves them too"

>tfw dad still hasn't figured it out

>>5183061
>not anon
>posts as anon
anon what are you doing

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>>5183053
I wanna be interested in blops 3 but I'm already bored of future warfare. WW2~Iraq 2 would get my interest again.

>>5183057
>>5183061
you can just add me i'm
>sailoressmercury

>>5183043
i know that you're trolling, but i would be deeply saddened if that occurred, lets not wish that on anyone

>>5183063
I think your dad might be literally retarded

>>5183054
>getting fucked in the ass makes you less of a man
>having sex with a boy makes you less of a woman

>>5183067
I can truly say that if she got hit by a subway I wouldn't feel any remorse or sadness and i'd be happy for at least a week.

>>5183077
oh :(

>>5183070
I showed him that shirt, the one I posted earlier that I had to go replace because my tits were literally straining the top button, and he said

"you look GQ"

>>5183063
you are going to be riding his dick by next week wearing lingerie and he will be thinking
>I dunno there's just something different about him

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>>5183035
the real mtfg group photo

>>5183063
Your stories are faker then Kayla's tbqh.

would not read again.

>>5183084
me on the left

>>5183081
GQ as in genderqueer? Strange that your dad knows what that is

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>>5183065
I'm not really interested in CoD anymore either. I still watch to see if the game is any decent to pick up eventually.
I would love a new WW2 Battlefield or CoD though.

>>5183070
it's just a schtick he uses now: le retarded clueless dad

ignore faye, hide his posts do not respond to his posts

>>5183064
Inception, nigga.
I don't actually trip though. Thank god.

>>5183084
Me on the other left.

>>5183087
100% serious, he then tried to check out men's stretch jeans in walmart and the ones they had, had a little draw string that looked atrocious, and then we bought candy to sneak in my purse into the movie theater for the first showing of Spectre at the alamo draft house

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>>5183089

>>5183092
>gentleman's quarterly
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/GQ

>>5183095
tune in tomorrow, where I go with my friend who I made fun of for having puffy nipples in 6th grade drives me to the practice dinner for the wedding while I'm sporting D cup boobs

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>>5183094
I'd love to see a revival of WW2 FPS games. At least RO2/RS is fairly recent and decently alive!

>>5183104
Lol

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>tfw crush is offline

>>5183111
I cant wait to see your posts when you two faggots break up

>>5183084
I'm much less disgusted by the can't pass men in cheerleader outfits than the fact that they all picture themselves as fucking anime asians.

>>5183103
Faye, evoking the spirit of gentalmanliness with her fem face and big tits

>>5183115
I can't wait to see what bexe looks like, you know how insecure and starving for attention trips are so it's just a matter of time till she posts one then I'm so gonna meme it haha.

>>5183111
that feel when my butch is two feet to my right sleeping like a qt pie
>feelsgood.jpg

>>5183098
>inb4 fayes dad transitions
>inb4 she looks like a pretty older lady/70 year old version of faye

>>5183104
such his dick

>>5183122
I've seen her before.

>>5183116
my gf says I'm more asian then her, mainly because I'm super cheap

>>5183128
is she cute? I have a theory that most cute posters are cute, ugly people are too beaten down by the world tbqh

>tfw your ass is getting huge
Feels good

>>5183133
Looks like a boy but not ugly.

>>5183124
>my butch
Lol wtf is that, a masculine dyke or some new made up word?

Also trip on lilly

>>5183133
>saything that on 4ch
I think hormones have made you more dumb, lol

>>5183129
frugality is a good trait to have
don't let anyone jew you into believing otherwise

>>5183133
Nope she's 2-3/10 like a lot of mtf trips. I actually think you look better then her and your face is hon tier.

>>5183136
you make it so easy to get bullied, but I'll refrain from saying something mean, kek

>>5183142
asian frugality is about spending money, but getting a good deal

>>5183098
hey btw faye if your parents start to shit on you about your hair say you're trying to grow it out like a 70s rocker
It's what I told my dad and he was like "oh that's cool, thank goodness, I knew you weren't a fag really" p much

>>5183133
>ugly people are too beaten down by the world tbqh
me tb truthful

>>5183139
>butch
>a masculine dyke
yes
Is that a real question? You fucking stupid?

>>5183143
>hon tier
>the only scale there is is the one used to attract bumpkin straight cis males in red states

like Cute is cute tbhonest

https://clyp.it/keppsaxn

>>5183133
idk i dont think bexe has ever posted a picture of herself

>>5183070
>>5183063
no but seriously I kind of have the opposite situation almost where I have literally not let on that I'm anything other than a straight cis male at all my whole life, never even brought up trans issues in conversation, and yet my parents are constantly making tranny jokes/remarks at me and mentioning gender non-conformity and how terrible they think it is in a really passive-aggressive manner, and then backtracking like "haha but we know you're not a degenerate really! isn't this a barrel of laughs!" and I genuinely can't tell if they are just weirdly and proactively transphobic or have figured it out somehow. I mean they do always say I walk and sit like a girl and stuff, they even called me out on it when I was below high school age, pretty dumb tbqh. idk what the situation is.

>>5183150
actually he said "people might laugh at your hair, well I had long hair in the 70s, I guess it's ok"

>tfw your dad foced you to get short hair cuts which you cried about even in high school, and he had hair below his shoulders

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I miss Cheska. All the other fun trips too. ;~;

Also anyone know how to fix this thing where the captcha appears cutoff on the side of the screen with no way to verify? I don't want to use the post a reply at the top of the page like a pleb.

>>5183163
suck it up or get working and move out

>>5183166
Every parent nowadays seems to want me to get my hair cut. I went into work today and the first thing a coworker said to me after not seeing me in forever was when I'm getting my hair cut.
>>5183169
Cheska is the best, I wish she was online more often so I could talk to her.

>>5183158
me. I am. I am bored feeding the trolls and tired of mtfg being /lgbt/a/

>>5183144
Thanks anon. I think I'm starting to be ok with it tho desu

https://unsee.cc
/musozena

>>5183169
I have been switching to the voice to post.

What other trips were even fun?
All the nighttime trips are done with sadly.

>>5183169
click and drag the reply to the left before clicking for your captcha

>>5183170
well duh why do you think I'm doing a science degree

>>5183166
yep iktf, I'd post an old pi but mtfg doesn't like that

>>5183166
>mfw fayes dad is repressed trans

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>>5183193
>this faggots still posting

Is this some gallows humor?

>>5183193
*old pic

>>5183163
Men having feminine traits is something to laugh at, This idea is propagated in tv and movies, they're emulating what they see to fit in, mostly subconciously

You're a girl, you see other girls give off a thousand different signals as they socialize, you want to fit in, you're reproducing some of that subconciously

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>>5183182
So simple and yet I never even thought of it. Thanks senpai.

>>5183197
>gallows humor
kek

post more skypes
live:ein.geist
i want to be cliqued ;w;

>>5183202
yeah I mean I suppose I've always been told I do have kind of female, albeit spasticated, mannerisms
goddamn I wish I had totally blind in-denial parents like your dad, a couple of years ago he questioned me about my chest saying it looked like I was "starting to grow breasts like a tranny" when I wasn't even anywhere near HRT

>>5183213
is that edgar?

hi how are things
>>5183222
yo for real this is my skype i made it when i was 12 pls no bully
id: trollllllllllll
(12 L's)

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>tfw you feel accomplished over something minor and insignificant to anyone else
it's the little things in life

>>5183163
why would a transbian like you walk and sit like a girl?

found a flaw in your story there

>>5183224
Thats Big Boss from the video game series Metal Gear Solid. Specifically Metal Gear Solid 3: Snake Eater.

>>5183193
>>5183223
Is this the new transbian tripfag?

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>>5183234
>ugly megahons posting and roleplaying as cute anime girls.exe

>>5183234
You took my reaction image Kiwi. How dare you.

>>5183239
no, it's edgar
trust me i have seen things

>>5183240
new transbian trip every day

>>5183222
is that your skype?
if you want to be in that skype group, just add me
>>5183067

>>5183240
it's edgar

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I've had the longest fucking day and I thought for a second I couldn't find my wine key and was going to scream and cry like a child.

Fuck it I'm just going to blog post so bear with me. I got pulled over this morning because my tag expired in October even after getting it in September because Alabama does a weird last name renewal system instead of on your birthday like Georgia. Today was the day I asked for an extended lunch to go to the DMV because I lost my license a few weeks ago and was too dumb to fix that issue sooner. Guess what also expired about the same time as my tag? My insurance. So I was like "just cuff my shit up senpai. Take me to man jail I deserve it" but he was super nice, still gave me tickets which will be a few hundred dollars probably which is annoying but nothing devastating. I wasn't late for work even though I missed breakfast. Then I told my boss all this and he went and picked up McDonalds for everyone which was sweet.

Called the DMV and the lady was a total bitch, but when I got there she was alone in the office and just this tiny frail thing with barely any hair and cancer awareness stuff everywhere and I just thought you know if all my problems are only caused by my own idiocy then I don't really have any problems.

Like I'm not a victim, or a survivor of anything except my own incompetence and that means I've got a pretty easy mode life especially considering I'm trans in the south, and even through all the bureaucratic legal bullshit all day, I didn't get misgendered after showing multiple forms of ID including a passport with a photo that is years before I even considered transitioning.

And now I have fresh sheets and laundry that smell good and its cozy.

>>5183084
Fourth from the left confirmed HRT. What a cutie.

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>>5183222
>i want to be cliqued
l-lewd

>>5183242
you know i had food in my mouth in that picture right? that's why my mouth and cheeks are like that, i'm mid-chewing

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>Another year of WoD
Well at least Sophies ex will have something to be happy about.

>>5183251
>Fourth from the left confirmed HRT.
looks like jörmie

>>5183224
nah this is edgar

>>5183235
>>5183240
literally not even a transbian though, I like hairy cock and everything srs
maybe a bit bi but that's not unusual lbh

>>5183253
this image is too real pls delete

>>5183259
finally you listened to mtfg for once and got a new trip
good job

>>5183251
jesus I'm glad I can't drive, all this bureaucratic stuff sounds like a nightmare

>>5183266
it was dumb how everyone was making such a big deal over it I had literally just had enough, it was taking up three quarters of every thread
people get upset about some stupid shit on here

>>5183248
i gotta add trollllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllll? ok pls no bully

>>5183255
Demon hunter class sounds cool, probably gonna be over powered.

I wish they would make another lich king expansion then maybe I'd come back.

>>5183272
oh hey oddish

also a couple of threads back a bunch of trip thought this person nurapey 2.0 was me and were all "oh dear edgar's gone dumb again"
it ain't me

>>5183263
>>5183274
i think someone somewhere gt confused

>>5183251
Your maturity level and ability to perceive things gives me the most platonic of boners. Sorry about the McDonalds breakfast though.

>>5183267
Driving is easy af.

>>5183277
i got confused

its ok though!!!!!!!!!!

>>5183278
not if you have a muscle disorder :^)

>>5183272
>trollllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllll
actually thats a pain in the butt can you just add me?
>>5183277
yeah i am confused
>>5183251
that sounds annoying but not so bad in the grand scheme of things
i hope u got a mcGriddle those things are delicious

>>5183285
i did! mine is live:ein.geist
sorry i'm all hazy right now i went too hard at the gym

i dont know why but my skype is mega slow

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>>5183267
Yeah but like... I can just, go. Wherever I want. It sets you free.

Self driving cars will be a thing before you know it and you'll get one and have to deal with this stuff too but then you'll also have the choice to go "I should just drive away as far as I can because I don't like it here any more"

... you probably won't because most don't but it'll be an option.

>>5183278
>platonic
You don't have to lie to me bby

>Sorry about the McDonalds
I... I had a McGriddle tho and it made everything easier. Like a 500 calorie klonopin.

>>5183285
See jupiter knows what the fuck is up. OF COURSE I got a mcgriddle there's literally no other reason to patronize McDonalds

>>5183288
cuz ur using shit live account instead of a skype account

>>5183278
>not loving mcdonalds sausage egg and cheese mcmuffins
Gtfo m8, I'm so glad they changed it to all hours of the day now I can pull in 2:00 am in the morning all high and order some mcdonalds breakfast.

>>5183289
i used to go to mcdonalds for the mcnugger happy meal

australia doesn't have mcgriddles last time i checked

>>5183271
mtfg is erious business desu hon

>>5183281
>>5183285
shit i just confused everyone ok fuck

>>5183296
>now I can pull in 2:00 am in the morning all high and order some mcdonalds breakfast.
I love the future. What a time to be alive.

>>5183288
oh ok
well i guess i'll just wait for the request...........
>>5183289
YEAH OF COURSE I DO
they're so good, the only thing i dislike is that i feel like the bang for your buck ratio is terrible, so i've made them at home a few times, and it wasn't like identical to MickeyD's but it was fucking delicious

some still have decent french fries everything else on the menu is garbage though ugghh

i just with the McGriddles were available all day like the other breakfast items
>>5183299
pls stop confusing me thanks

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>>5183289
I'll give you a pass on the McGriddle. Mainly because the last time I ate there it was for one and they are delicious. But nothing else!

>>5183296
And then you eat it all and dont remember eating any of it and then you want more food in your hole.

>>5183302
oddish uses confuse

Boop boop

>>5183297
I love Mcdonalds chicken Mcnuggies!

Now I'm hungry...be back in an hour mtfg.

i wish some fat dumb chaser sucked me off while i make fun of his tiny dick

So I was watching the movie and this slightly fatter girl with her tiny micro shorts was sitting next to me with her legs crossed and then her boyfriend just started caressing her thigh like it was his and he was going to fuck the shit out of her later.

I was super confused desu, I wasn't turned on by her, I was turned on by him touching her, I wanted that, but then I saw his gross meaty hairy hands and was picturing someone cuter doing it.

AMmm I still gay?

>>5183297
I send you a skype request, if you didn't get it ur skype be fucked

>>5183289
>>5183303
>Mcgriddles
Too sweet for me, I like a savory breakfast so I sub the English muffins for biszquits

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>mention McDonalds
>everyone breaks their diets
>world gets a little fatter
>fetish gets a little more satisfied
It was all planned.

>>5183302
>i've made them at home
How do you make a little pancake with syrup already inside though? This is a deal breaker for me.

btw they're adding McGriddles to all day menu. How much better did your day just get? Because mine got a lot better when I found that out.

I seriously hate everything else on their menu. Maybe I'll get a milkshake but I can't do anything else there.

>>5183303
I promise it's only the mcgriddles and orange juice I go there for.

>>5183323
>implying I'm on a diet
I ain't fat....I like to binge eat though.

I'm not a fan of the Mcgriddle tbqh, original with English muffins is the best imo. I tried the steak and egg on and it wasn't that bad but honestly they shouldn't have been cheap and went with a processed steak slab. It tasted good but looked unappealing.

>>5183314
Nope your a str8 grill nao

>>5183315
im in the middle of fixing my shit i think
grrr

Everybody's gone...they must've went to Mcdonalds.

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>>5183342
No I'm not

>>5183355
Good we don't want you, stay a straight man.

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>>5183354

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mtfg should I get a vespa?

>>5183354
Thanks a lot anon now I'm hungry

>>5183355
you're a 40 year old straight man posting anime images and pretending to be a qt girl. you're fucked up, man

>>5183365
I dont know which trip this is
I always just assume its rawr but you're my favorite
You have consistently attacked everyone since I started coming here months ago.

I mean just consistently attacked everyone.

>>5183343
my shit is permabroke
oh well

>>5183028
>ban all trips that'll make the thread better, ban all pretty posters, spend all your time being mean to people this place is a hugbox
>why is the thread dead all of a sudden : (
Smh senpai

So 13 months on HRT... and I'm starting to be attracted to men o.o'' Most guys are still garbage but yeah... like the top 10% of guys get to me now.

God damn it estradiol ;_;

>>5183371
>Blaming everything on one anon.

>>5183371
Oh looks it's butt hurt, how have you been butt?

>>5183373
Blaming multiple anons desu

>>5183361
>vespa
Just like in your anime's!

Word filters whaaaat

>>5183371
>mad you got banned again
lol well there goes peace and quite.

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>mfw trips get bullied
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vm7M_NWTuGA

>>5183382
Hi, hello, not banned here

>>5183367
Such lust for revenge. I mean shitposting.

>>5183323
>everyone breaks their diets
I didn't, I did treat myself to some sushi for lunch tho
which was only 350 cal so I had a dumpling which pushed it to 450
lunch was good

>>5183385
>bullied
>over the internet

>>5183387
You were though haha. :p

>>5183391
Hi maki, reported

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>>5183390
That's pretty good. What's your daily cal limit?

I talk a lot about how I like chubby people but I hope you know I think being happy with your weight and body is far more attractive.

Who /blops3/ here?

>>5183390
Why is everyone on a diet here anyway, are they really fat or just trying to act more feminine?

I mean honestly adding some weight would actually help with the fat redistribution. There are way to many skeletons here and that doesn't look feminine tbqh, especially with masculine bone structure.

>>5183400
Because no one feels sorry or provides advice when you say you're skinny :V

>>5183392
Saying you're reporting someone is a rule violation, good bye aife.

>>5183392
He doesn't even post in this general anymore

>>5183400
>I mean honestly adding some weight would actually help with the fat redistribution. There are way to many skeletons here and that doesn't look feminine tbqh, especially with masculine bone structure.
This has always been my reasoning for trying to gain weight. I'm 40 lbs under my current goal. IDGAF about being chubby (obviously) if it means I pass better.

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>>5183394
Why chubby people? I hope you just mean a little chubs.

>>5183395
>cowadoody

mtfg what is your favorite movie?

>>5183403
>not one provides advice when you say you're too skinny
Are they stupid or something? Obviously the solution is to eat and gain some weight.

>>5183406
Yeah I just don't get why a lot of people here are diet when they don't need to be. lol

>>5183411
Bladerunner, Apocalypse Now, Bringing Out the Dead, Ghost in the Shell

>>5183411
Boondock Saints.

>>5183411
The crying game.

>>5183411
who framed roger rabbit

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>>5183408
Idk they're comfy and sweet. I like chubby people and not a little chubby.

>>5183411
Guardians of the Galaxy
Office Space

>>5183414
It's not that easy. When you dont feel the urge to eat you dont want to eat. Some of our bodies react poorly to overeating. Personally I feel sick of I eat too much. My stomach doesn't want it, my mind doesn't want it, and I feel terrible afterwards. How do you gain weight like that? It is fucking complicated.

>>5183394
1200 cal.
two 250cal shake meal replacements, a 500 cal meal and 200 cal worth of snacks which are usually a carrot or celery and 6 almonds
I know bb, I'm aiming for no longer gross/obese or even overweight, I want to be at the high end of normal bmi for my height which is 70kg/154lbs

>>5183400
I'm 123kg/271lbs

>>5183411
Suicide club

>>5183426
You can do it.

>normal bmi for my height is 154lbs

Jeez really? That's super thin. I'm 140-145 right now at 5'9''

>>5183420
Fuck caddy. Nice way to deal with a random perv. Also hi since I haven't caught you in the TC in a while :D

>>5183400
I'm fat

>>5183424
Just eat a lot of carbohydrates like bred and pasta, they make you gain a lot of weight that's why people dieting avoid them.

Pretty simple really.

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>>5183431
yeah I haven't been on TC in a while. It's too laggy for me to even talk to anyone so I've pretty much moved to skype. I miss Almond, Wang, Ally, and and and omg I can't remember her user name but the Australian nurse girl with an afro and some others I'm sure I can't think of but probably miss too. I'm kind of tipsy already I need to sleep before I get less than 4 hours tonight.

>>5183420
You might as well just suck his cock

>>5183437
Awh, well I hope you come back, anyways I'm off to bed too, night

>>5183438
He might be into it lets wait and see

>>5183435
Okay so I eat the first slice of bread. Now I feel full. I start to eat a second slice of bread. It gums up my stomach I feel full. I stop eating bread. If I eat more bread I feel like Im forcing food down my mouth and its unpleasant. I do it anyway. Now I dont feel eating until the next day because I've eaten past what my body was asking for. My caloric intake is lower than if I just stopped. Which doesn't matter because I exercise so by the time Im hungry again I've burnt through all the calories it gave me.

>>5183400
cause im objectively fat. i wanna lose like 30-40kg then put back on 10 or so

>>5183420
amazing

>>5183428
I know, I have to
For our height 174cm/5'9
healthy weight is 53kg/116lbs to 75kg/165lbs
overweight (chubby) is up to 86kg/189lbs
after that is obesity

>>5183435
Like I've gone 24+ hours without feeling a single pang of hunger before. I ate nothing but mcburgers and fries for an entire week and gained 0 pounds. The only way I've gained weight is smoking fuckloads of weed and never exercising which frankly sounds extremely unhealthy

>>5183442
Morning Caddy.

>>5183450
Morning fatty.

>>5183411
Ugh too many

Alien, Batman Returns, Better Off Dead, Catch Me If You Can, Ferris Bueller's Day Off, Gattaca, The Fox and the Hound, The Great Mouse Detective, Gladiator, Groundhog Day, Jurassic Park, The Lost Boys, Master and Commander, Misery, The Outsiders, Pleasantville, The Prestige, Pretty in Pink, Ratatouille, Raising Arizona, Schindler's List, The Truman Show, Whiplash

>>5183455
Morning Adri. Nice pic in the passing thread.

>>5183455
Tfw my life is gattaca but instead of wanting to be an astronaut I want to be a grill.

Like I said, no one sympathizes with people who say they're too skinny and no one has any advice, ever. I could point out all the ways its impossible for me or other skinny people to gain weight and I'd either be ignored or told to eat more and then ignored :V

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>tfw

>>5183468
thats because that is all there is to it

if you eat more and still dont gain weight, you arent eating enough

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All women are whores, why would you want to be a woman?

>>5183471
I've eaten fuckloads and it's done nothing for me. My metabolism chews through it in hours. That strategy is not useful. The only useful advice I've gotten (in case anyone else has this issue) is to pound protein shakes day and night. That's it, I have no idea if it works.

>>5183450
>>5183468
Best secret has to be peanut butter, it's what I've been using to try to gain weight, along with eating a lot more (somewhat unhealthily, but exercise too.) Better than being 113 lbs.

>>5183471
The problem more comes along with forcing yourself TO eat that much, also like, doing that every day for extended periods, you can't just eat a lot extra once every week, it has to be like, constant.

>>5183475
Lots of small meals, shakes help, stop thinking of things as 3 meals in a day is all I can say. I'm not really one to talk as still trying to make those gainz, but I was up to 130 last year before I started HRT somehow. Just need to get back to that point.

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>>5183463
T-thanks anon
>>5183467
iktf when i first watched it

>>5183481
BMI of 19.4 blows |:<

>>5183474
I want to be a whore, clearly.

>>5183488
numbers can't be lewd

>>5183488
16.7 here senpai. IKTF.

>>5183494
Tell that to 69 u___u

hi y'all how are you?
who else here /vegan/ or /veggie/?

>>5183496
Same.
<33333

>tfw sharing hotel room with friend puking his guts out
>goes on spiel about not letting 'them taking him away'
Man some people don't know their limits, I hope he doesn't have alcohol poisoning or anything :s

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I have to be in work in 30 minutes for a 2 am shift

how do i deal with
anal bleeding
that has been going on for three years now

>>5183491
Why would you want to be a whore?!

>>5183455
good taste

>>5183468
don't eat more, eat food that is more calorificly dense like fried spam
suck on candy all day, you won't even know you've consumed all those calories
also your stomach is like a muscle, you need to exercise it to get bigger
you have finished your fried spam, take a bite of bread, next day do the same and keep doing that until you can eat a slice of spam and a slice of bread
also add mayonnaise to foods, condiments have a lot more calories than people realise

>>5183469
:(
whats up

>>5183496
18.9 BMI.
Git gud.

oh god I really do have to open this email now
the administration may want me to meet them this morning

help mtfg how do you check your email when you know it's bad news, I feel like I'm gonna puke

>>5183517
Fried foods aren't healthy, candy is shit for your teeth, processed meats give you cancer, mayonnaise tastes groce, and bread aint cutting it. At some point you gotta pound nutrionless fat, it's not for everyone ir most people but it's better than having zero curves |:<

>>5183520
get some ice cream or candy to savor while you're reading it

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Post butt.

>>5183520
Like a bandaid. Rip it off quick.

>>5183517
Im sorry to be a bit grrr it's just teally hard to take your advice just like I would expect you to call me a dumb bitch if I did the same. It's not that fucking easy.

>>5183510
Maybe I'll get some affection then.

>>5183523
you just have to grin and bear it, it's the only way.
once you get some stomach capacity you can eat more healthily but right now you need to eat what you can and its better than drinking a cup of olive oil mixed in with some flaxseed oil and proton powder

>>5183531
I'm too bummed about my weight to argue. You're a nice person sheen /o\

>>5183529
Why do you think you're entitled to affection? You need to earn it.

>>5183517

the usual late night everything means nothing without you sobbing yknow

>>5183528
but I'm scared I'll literally have a heart attack or something

I'd get someone else to read it and summarise for me before I read it myself to lessen the blow but it's only like 7 AM and nobody's up yet
plus I've managed to mostly hide what a dumb person I am from my flatmates so far

fuck

>>5183534
I don't get how I implied any entitlement to affection there, in fact, it implicitly implies some kinda effort extended with the intent of acquiring affection.

looking for a second opinion after posting earlier today, should i change my name on facebook to girlname? im still not presenting but i think itd be nice

>>5183533
okay fair enough
I was serious about the olive oil/flax seed oil/protein powder btw... add in a tablespoon of sugar and its pretty much as balanced and healthy as you can get for something horrible and gross in a glass. 2000cal

>>5183537
oh :(
*sends hugs thru the internet*

>>5183545
Depends entirely on the conext. Are you out? Does everyone on your fb know? Are your employers on there? Etc.
I baleeted my facebook because i wasnt comfortable changing my name yet, but i didnt wanna see myself as a male on there. I'll remake when I'm comfy to be back i guess.
>>5183551
HI SHAN

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>>5183554

>>5183562
How's kangaroo

>>5183554
i'm just out to my circle of friends and i dont really care much about everyone else on my fb knowing because theyre mostly randoms from high school
no job
none of my family has a facebook so thats good
im just worried it might be weird considering my friends would see "girlname lastname" when we talk online but irl i still present as boyname lastname

>>5183565
w-wha

i'm about to finish school and the idea of going to a job where i am expected to dress in like, traditional business clothing is really annoying me. i just want to wear my comfy, edgy, /fa/ stuff but soon i'm going to have to go out and buy a bunch of dumb blouses and skirts and stuff.

honestly just kill me now instead.

>>5183576
That's where you live
Kangaroo
>>5183566
Don't do anything You're not comfortable with
>>5183577
>oh nooo i have to wear a pencil skirt
Fuck you i get stares at wal mart for buying jeggings because I'm a poor hon. Get your job and rock whatever you end up wearing.

>>5183483
h..hi

>haven't masturbated in a month
>have most intense orgasm ever
>not even a single drop of cum
well, I know my balls aren't working anymore, if only my tits would grow one fucking milimeter in an entire year

>>5183590
Maybe you should stop fapping so all the cum will pool in your breasts making them bigger.

>>5183602
that's not quite how it works

>>5183579
>buying jeggings from walmart
yikes, what are you doing?

you can literally get super comfy, decently made jeggings from h&m for like $20 plus $5 shipping. if you can't afford to drop $25 on a decent cheap article of clothing, you probably have bigger problems than clothing.

like honestly for $200-300, you can get a wardrobe of basic, not walmart quality stuff that will be useful in pretty much any situation that you can go through in about 5 days.

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>>5183509

>>5183608
Maybe you should eat more.

>>5183609
>H&M
I live in montana.

>>5183621
I've lost a bit of weight since starting a full time job, but I gained weight for like 6 months in arizona.

>>5183625
what does that have to do with anything? 90% of online retailers have static domestic shipping prices.

Boop

okay fuck
read the email
not catastrophic but pretty rough
I feel like such an idiot

also, pretty sure I must have had really low T, always thought so... last couple of days my nips have been pointing straight forwards instead of kinda outwards like they have done for years and years and years, which (along with the fact I feel like I can squeeze noticeably more which may just be placebo?) makes me think I'm already seeing the very beginnings of breast development 6 days in. like, they're pointing in a noticeably different direction and are poking out more. Is this possible if I had really low T before spiro? I've always had really girl-tier soft/pale skin and also what I think is probably gyno.

>>5183648
boop <3

ded

why is the thread dead?
>mfw no mood swings for over a day and feel like a girl instead of a mentally ill man
please let it stay like this for as long as possible oh god

>already feeling Christmas-y
I know it's wrong but it feels so good

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>>5183739
its only 48 days till christmas anon :3

>>5183111
iktf

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>>5183752
Geez is it that soon?
I need to start thinkin about prezzies.

>>5183739
there's nothing but Christmas stuff on Food Network and toy commercials, I'm fucking sick of it

(but secretly I'm excited)

>>5183758
yeah I've got to buy for my blind secret santa recipient next fortnight

>>5183761
seriously everyone I know who hates crimbus is just tsundere for it.

>>5183762
What ever happened to the mtfg secret santa anyway? I remember someone suggesting that recently.

>>5183771
Hi Shell

>>5183775
Hey!

I passed out ^ω^
Now I've woken up early

>>5183762
My main issue is I hate the forced 'you have to do this, it's Christmas' 'oh its a Christmas tradition' 'you can't have Christmas without X' bullshit. the Queen can go fuck herself with her speech. seriously its a special day and it's what you make of it. why have ham for breakfast when you can have anything. literally anything you like. but because you've had ham since time immemorial you have ham. why have turkey when there's anything else. I'm not saying 'fuck traditionalism', but rigidity and routine on one of the few decent holidays which everyone gets off... seriously, why. sucks the joy out of it.

am I the Grinch

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>tfw u feel lewd but cant do anything about it

>>5183791
You could always post butt...

>>5183794
Hows that gonna help? Theres hardly anyone around to see it

>>5183788
i feel the exact same but less strongly worded haha

i like making my own traditions out of christmas!!

>>5183795
post bobs on leddit theres a lot of boys

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>>5183791
>tfw the person you want to be lewd with doesn't like you back and you can't do anything about it

>>5183795
Post it on /b/ then.

>>5183788
nope, you should create new traditions desu
make some scrambled eggs to have with your ham for breakfast
opt to do one of the sides or even the turkey, you need involvement charlie brown

>>5183791
worst feel

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>>5183799
>>5183801
>showing butte to normies
nty

>>5183800
Iktf ;~;
>start talking to boy more
>hes super friendly
>think i might have a chance
>remember im a boymode tranny

>>5183804
It fucking sucks.

>>5183788
You're not the grinch, you're like...
Jim Carrey's grinch, where all the whos really have forgotten what Christmas is about

>>5183804
>jörmie
>not a nörmie
yeah

>>5183804
>4chan users
>normies
kek.

>>5183771
idk ._.

>>5183796
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-NJGRiV8jGM

>>5183804
go for it desu
you're one of the cutest girls here and boys like cute girls

>>5183815
But he thinks I'm a boy

>>5183820
>But he thinks I'm a boy
like for reals or is this one of those
>but I'm a boy you see :^)
posts?

>>5183820
>"Maybe I can be your girlfriend tonight"

>>5183411
drive

Ryan gosling

>>5183824
For real, if he saw me as a girl it would be easy

>>5183825
j-just gotta get him drunk enough to say ok first...

>>5183810
I loved that movie actually. So much.
>>5183802
I made shakshouka last year for my Christmas breakfast and did ham for the others, no idea what I'm doing this year. I will do turkey this year for the traditionalists but I'll want something vegetarian for me plus something fun for fun people... I have cooked Christmas dinner for the last few years for my family, but I'm always strong-armed into Turkey, pigs in blankets, stuffing, potatoes, vegetables. I'm feeling sweet potatoes this year. I'm feeling like spicing the stuffing. I'm feeling like breaking out my 15th century recipes, where everything has nuts and spices and fruit in. It's meant to be a fun day after all and I love cooking.

>>5183796
Awww yeah new traditions, I'm gonna cook all day, go on WoW and teamspeak and sing carols to my guildies, I'm gonna stay up and have a romantic webcam meal and we'll have to pull our own crackers and pretend each other pulled them and ;___;

Christmas is fun!

>>5183824
I've become convinced Jörmy spends a significant amount of time each day saying the phrase "but I'm a boy" to anyone who thinks she's cute

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>>5183829
>I'm feeling sweet potatoes this year. I'm feeling like spicing the stuffing. I'm feeling like breaking out my 15th century recipes, where everything has nuts and spices and fruit in. It's meant to be a fun day after all and I love cooking.
Gopher it

>>5183791
Do I need to come over and give you a good pounding?

>>5183800
WOW IKTF

>>5183830
That would imply people find me cute

After I shave everything itches and burns like 1000s of little insects have bitten me. but there is no sign of red marks or a rash or anything?
What am I doing wrong??

>>5183828
but like, do he want to kiss you is the question.

>>5183829
oh you're vegetarian, gotcha.
>I'm feeling sweet potatoes this year. I'm feeling like spicing the stuffing. I'm feeling like breaking out my 15th century recipes, where everything has nuts and spices and fruit in. It's meant to be a fun day after all and I love cooking.
I love cooking too, I'm trying to make it a thing that I make the turkey and the plum sauce every year
this year I'm doing a deboned and rolled whole turkey with breadcrumb, sage, onion, bacon, nutmeg and pork stuffing (plus a little shave of lemon zest)
c-can I get a link to them 15th century recipes?

im freaking out a bit

i am meant to go to my fathers engagement party tonight and all my family will be there. it will be the first time i have seen most of them since they found out im trans. plus i only have a boymode that doesn't pass but has visible boobs

i think im going to die and sink through the floor

>>5183843
oh my god that sounds amazing. my 15th century recipes are just basic stuff like spice mixtures, pastry recipes, sauces, they're in a few books and I pick and choose, sorry I don't have links.

that plum sauce oh god i miss meat

What does it feel like when someone ejaculates inside of you?
Can you feel it?

>>5183845
girlmode, you only yolo once

>>5183848
ah okay fair enough.
stupid 17th century puritans tbqh senpaitachi
the plum sauce is simple.
take one tin of plum conserve or jam, take one bottle of worchester heat on low until the sauce fits back into the worchester bottle

>>5183856
>girlmode, you only yolo once
i have like half a dozen pieces of ill-fitting girl clothes. it isn't an option

>>5183841
You've shaved down to your soul and sin radiation, usually blocked by your facial hair, is hitting your soul directly
What you are feeling is hell

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Yo

how is everyone??

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MTFG IS DEAD. DEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAD.

>tfw not cis
>tfw no boobs
>tfw no waist
>tfw penis
>tfw manbody
>tfw totally gross
>tfw notcis
>tfw no uterus
Wow, I don't usually get triggered and mopey over tranny feels but shit what the actual fuck just kill me right now honestly please

>>5183875
Apparently DEEEEEEEAD. >>5183878

>>5183875
Hey Kittlez! Whatcha up to?

>>5183788
but I am aspergers, I love routine

>>5183791
>2015
>not being /baddragon/

>>5183880
>tfw starting to get boobs already
>tfw my hormone levels were probably terribly off to start with

>>5183875
laying bed at midday, with the curtains shut, listening to Tom Waits. It's raining outside and I have work at 6pm. I'm sure that says everything about my mood.

How are you, Kit?

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>>5183887
Umm nm rn just talking to people online ! are you on skype?? Are you feeling better rn? I remember you were sick earlier in the week ;~;

>>5183878
;~; mtfg is kill?

>>5183892
UGH I love tom waits !!!

sounds kinda comfy desu but I hope y ou are feeling ok??

I'm good just tired. I might be sick or someting idk I've been sleeping a lot this week

>>5183896
>I'm good just tired. I might be sick or someting idk I've been sleeping a lot this week
maybe you are pregnant

>>5183898
With an ass baby?

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>>5183899
>anon's never played King's Blood

>arguing with dotards
Pls kill me. Oracle will never be fixed anyways.

>>5183892
I'm currently listening to the tail end of this storm, I havent seen that much lightning in forever.
laying here, I'm all
>I could go for some savoury mince on toast
http://www.taste.com.au/recipes/25542/savoury+mince

its another trashy recipe that every australian remembers and craves.

>I'm quitting Walmart today
>Two weeks notice starts ticking down
Everything is saved. Life will be good again.

>home alone today
WHAT SHOULD I DO WITH MY TIME

>>5183499
Im pretty much veggie but slipped up last night and made tacos for my roommates and myself. Went to bed with a terrible headache.

dun wanna go to work today

>>5183904
Sleep in? Get some take away afterwards and watch a movie?

>>5183904
watch home alone today

>>5183909
You have to otherwise the sad music wont stop.

>>5183910
i cant sleep in im already awake
and i cant have take out i need to save my calories
;_;

>>5183911
good idea

>>5183909
go fishing instead
your boss will understand

why must my state never have a single gender therapist, nor doctor who's willing to give e without 100 hoops T^T

* le sigh **

>>5183914
>good idea
of course its a good idea, snakes?

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>>5183898
I don't think that is possible for multiple reasons anon o.o

>>5183904
umm mb do some cleaning or something that you have put off so that when you have free time with your gf you don't have any hassle or thing to do idk

also hi how are you?

>>5183913
i think it only gets louder when im there

>>5183915
dun wanna fish

>>5183904
Dota
>>5183909
Dota

>>5183921
>dun wanna fish
oh well then sit on your bed and play gameboy all day

>>5183918
i havent seen home alone in 666 years

>>5183919
mmmmmmm, i was thinking cleaning and/or applying for new jobs.
or maybe just play video game idk

i'm ok last night i got drunk with coworkers and it was fun. and then i came home and ate a bunch of candy oops

>>5183923
i dont even have that installed cuz i suck ats it

>>5183896
I'm actually feeling great! It's nice to just relax to fairly gloomy music on a rainy day though.

>>5183902
haha campbells beef, we had a huge campbells factory here, the whole town smelt of chicken soup on thursdays

>>5183904
veg out on 4chan and put stuff up ur butt, like everyone else here

>>5183419
Did Jessica Rabbit inspire you to become trans?

Now I'm worried.
My home situation is already pretty shit.
My parents ride my ass alot about things.

I'm about to quit a job ~3 months in because it's terrible, the manager refuses to do what he gave his word on and flip-flops, and it's all physical labor.

But my stepdad just gave me a sermon about not blowing it and hoping I don't do stupid shit. If I lose this, despite planning on quitting, things will inevitably get worse again and make even considering transitioning harder.

Is it worth the temporary setback?

>>5183926
It's fun. Everyone sucks until they don't. I have 1k hours and i still suck but I'm reay enjoying myself. Except for when its deteriorating my life.