LesGen

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Keep posting qt celebs.

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>>5175259
I want utena to wreck me

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>>5175294
>posting 2D

yas bitch.
have some vintage female fencers

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>mfw I look up Caroline Dhavernas
>mfw I find out she's from Quebec
>mfw she speaks french

oh baby <3

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Jaime Alexander is another 10/10.

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>tfw you slip your fingers into some new person for the first time

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>>5175377
I fucking LOVE that shit. That slick, hot squeeze around your fingers while she moans?

My ex actually went "whoa!" in surprise once because my eyes rolled back when I slipped my fingers inside.

>>5175338
The Quebecois don't speak French.

>>5175444
...yes they do, anon.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/French_language_in_Canada

>>5175455
M-maybe that anon was just mocking Quebecois French.

I think the qtest couples are the ones who are actually the opposite of what they look like. Top femmes and sub butches/soft butches are the best.

>>5175661
Dominant femmes are masterrace anyway.

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Okay, lesbians.

But I'm A Cheerleader. Cute movie, or cutest movie?

>>5175714
Basically.

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>>5175714
>tfw no qt confident, dominant femme gf who pushes you against the wall and fucks you silly

>>5176058
>they don't want a submissive tomboy to bully and fuck
Y'all need Jesus.

>>5175455
Ask anyone in France. Even Haitians, even the AMERICAN CREOLE, speak more French than the Quebecois.

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>>5176095
If you're a femme we might have a match made in heaven here

>>5175360
She'd be hotter if she had a smaller chest under her breasts, full lips, and didn't have to pluck her eyebrows. So I think she's a 8/10, which isn't a bad score. There's no need to deflate the hotness scale!

>>5176035
who I just realized that's the same actress who plays that lesbian in Orange is the New Black

>>5175377
>>5175395
Highly underrated posts.

>>5176035
I dug that out recently to rewatch with some gayman friends, it aged better than I thought it would.

>>5176117
Wow I didn't realize that at all. I'm bad at recognizing actors.

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>>5176117
Yeah, she has a thing for gay roles, apparently.

If you haven't seen But I'm A Cheerleader you absolutely need to. It's the cutest lesbian romance ever.

>>5176126
Just did the same last night. It really does age well.

>>5176095
Quality. Bonus points If they act tough out of bed but you know they're lying, because they're a little bitch in bed.

>>5176128
I've seen it, that's why I'm surprised that I didn't realize it was the same actress until seeing that gif.

The actress who plays the other lesbian in that movie also plays a lesbian on American Horror Story

>>5176156
Clea DuVall? Yeah. She's excellent.

I hated American Horror Story tho.

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>at the gym
>weightlifting qt3.14 is back
>have the nerve to ask her if she's using the 20s this time
>she smiles at me and says she can move up to the 25s
>don't sperg out like I did last time

Talking to girls is hard.

>>5176169
lmao just ask her out already

>>5176156
>>5176167
Sarah Paulson played a lez in AHS: Asylum

>I hated American Horror Story tho.

I enjoyed AHS: Freakshow.

AHS: Hotel tho, oy yoi yoi, i can see the potential but I have no idea what they're doing with this storyline. It needs less Gaga's Haus and more The Shining

>>5176187
>Sarah Paulson played a lez in AHS: Asylum

Yeah I meant the other lez in Asylum though, who was also in But I'm a Cheerleader.

Freak Show was definitely the best season imo

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>>5176172
Maybe I'll have the necessary backbone required to do that next time I see her.

The first time I spoke to her, she asked me if I was using a set of weights and I panicked and said I wasn't (I actually was). So I guess it's progress. I have a hard enough time talking to people I don't know well in general--unless they're acquainted with a friend of mine--let alone someone I find attractive.

>mfw I can't into social interaction

>>5176169
Cute lesbians like you are the reason I stopped being a homophobe.

I'm really glad that happened before I met that crossdressing guy, or else he might not have wanted to spoon.

>>5170707
I'm not that anon, but I don't like Citrus because I don't find the characters interesting. None of them are people I'd ever be interested in having a conversation with. I don't go out of my way to shit on it like some do, but if it weren't such a bit hit I'd find it pretty forgettable.

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>>5176169
>weightlifting at the gym
>hope every day for a qt fit butch girl to come in
>always just me, my awkward co-worker and the same old dude doing the leg press there that early

>>5176372
wait... it this dragon's crown fanart? The proportions here are actually not fucking crazy and I like it.

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>>5176334
That makes sense I guess. To each her own.

>>5176035
>cutest
But that's not D.E.B.S.

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>>5176269
I'm glad people like me inadvertently helped you get cuddles.

I feel like such an awkward mess sometimes when it comes to my anxieties. Maybe one day I'll find a girl looking for a spaghetti lord such as myself.

>>5176372
You know my suffering.

My gym is usually pretty deserted, too. There's some young people there, but it's mostly old people whenever I go. A couple of the Glamour Nanas are really cool. There's one redneck-y guy that hits on me sometimes, but he's mostly pretty harmless.

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>>5175294
Friendly reminder that the true lesson of Utena is that there is no such thing as a lesbian, and all will submit to the Akio.

my hobbies are literally shitposting on 4chan and reading fanfiction, what the fuck do I say about myself on okc?

>>5176614
>Hello, internet. My name is ____ and I want to eat pussy. Really, I'm just here for carpetmunching, I know we're supposed to sell ourselves, but let's be honest, what is there to sell? Every day I wake up, get on 4chan, bitch about video games, shlick it to My Little Pony, then read slash about Nami and Sakura or something. I'm a weeaboo NEET who is probably fat, so let's not pretend I am dating material. What I AM, is fucking material. I graduated Magina Cun Lingus at Hoover University, and I'm into so much swordplay I've bitches screaming "SCISSORS ME TIMBERS" like it's fucking South Park. I am a huge lesbian faggot, please rape my face with your giant clit or I will be forced to suck off fat dudes to fund my Hikki lifestyle. Help me, Guardians of Vagina, you're my only hope for sweet slender pussy with no strings attached.

>Also I'll eat your ass if you buy me food.

>>5176652
Not wholly inaccurate.

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>>5176652
I might actually message that girl.

>>5176614
>my hobbies are shitposting on 4chan and reading fanfiction

yo, we got something in common bby

>>5176676
Literally alternating between femslash and this thread right now. There are three of us.

>>5176691
I'm at a point where I spend most my time looking for new things to read than actually reading.

>>5176704
I really like the kinds of fics that are a sloooow burn into a relationship, and those take effort to write well so good ones are really hard to find. I feel you. I've got about ten AO3 tabs open right now from my "maybe" fic pile and I'm wading through them one by one.

>>5176715
Share, betch.

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>>5176792
This

Sell me on your femslash.

>tfw kinda wanna write some bubbline fanfic
>cause idgaf what /co/ hates
>i like the ship aesthetic
>but writing is hard

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The only fanfiction I can stand are doujin manga, since reading a thesis of a 14yo girl's sexual fantasies is just too cringy.

>>5176902
same here. But my go to pink haired girl/black haired girl ship is Lightning and Fang and I'm having the hardest time trying to make one of those really nice slow burn romances.

les gen, what do i do?

I'm falling in love with a yaoi fangirl. She's just a real qt, and likes a lot of cool things, and she's training to become a doctor.

Like, she drew one or two pics of yuri and says she likes it but she's mostly a fujoshi. Do I have a chance?

>>5176440
but these are D.U.B.S, checkem

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Natasha Allegri should just do a yuri for Cartoon Hangover or something.

>>5176959
Don't even bother, she sounds mostly heterosexual.

>>5176912
>Lightning and Fang
Genuinely do not get the fandom love for this pairing. Fanille for life yo.

>>5177021
>Fanille

Vanille is annoying as fuck. I just did not like her man. She's basically a tryhard version of Rikku.

But for qt girly ass femme girls, I do rather like Lightning and Serah being shipped together. It's the only sister incest I like.

Do any of you work? What kind of jobs do you have? Also are girls that have certain jobs turn-ons or turn-offs?

>>5176187
>>5176197
>Freak Show
>best season

Bitches please, Asylum by far. Jessica Lange was particularly superb in Freak Show, though.

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>>5176959
Hm. Tell her the truth, yuri > yaoi and her taste is shit. Girls love is the supreme, the truest sense of love and the greatest, most precious depiction of human emotion ever discovered. If a person can't admit this, they are a shit person indeed.

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>>5177021
This. Lightning has no goddamn personality. Sure Vanille is irritating at times but at least she's not a soulless robot. Plus fanille is basically canon.

>>5177434
I work at a part time as a library page. I shelve, clean, and process/label books. It's ok. Worst part is a lot of homeless men come in to sleep in our chairs and they smell like piss. Luckily it's only for pocket money and to support myself until I get into a nursing program.

No job's a turn-off. If you're making money and not sitting on your ass, good for you. Even if you have a McJob, or are mopping up puke, who cares. You're doing honest work.

>>5177434
I'm in tech.

A girl who was gainfully employed in a creative field would be a massive turn-on. Other than that I don't really care, as long as she can support herself and has direction.

How does one go about making new friends?

I hate my current "friends" group.

>>5177612
It's hard as an adult, innit?

I'm thinking of joining a lesbian activity group in my area. Might be a place for friends.

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just had to post because it was so close to me and my gf

>>5177434
I'm a student. Biggest turn on profession wise is a woman who's just really good at what she does. She just exudes effortless confidence when she's at work. That's fucking hot.

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>>5177434
Pet-sitter and dog-walker. I also volunteer at my local humane society.

I look for kindness in a potential partner, so a field that benefits others (e.g. nursing, vet med) is a definite plus. Artsy fields are a turn-off since they're shit for pay and tend to attract people of a certain personality type I dislike. Don't care otherwise.

>>5177434
Restaurant server. It's an all right job most of the time. Definitely not what I want to do for the rest of my life, but it's fun right now. Everyone that works there is very cool...most of us are lez/gay/bi. Makes things interesting.

>>5177434
Data processing, it's boring but the pay is OK considering I have zero credentials to my name. Not really, a job's a job.

>>5175377
This makes me want to find a bislut just to be able to do this.

Does wearing a strap-on (not feeldoe) during sex feel good?

>>5178188
No.

how do I let a girl know I wanna taste her private parts
I only ever do this with guys and with them it's easy as hell

>>5178278
"Hello <name>, would you like to go on a date this Friday?"

I've personally had a lot of luck with intense bluntness, i.e. "Hey, I think you're really attractive and would like to go out with you. Are you interested at all?"

>>5178295
This has worked on me before.

>>5178305
It's how I got my first gf.

>>5178311
Having the confidence to do that is sexy as fuck desu.

>>5176448
>My gym is usually pretty deserted, too.

A qt girl I recently met regularly visits a 24/7 gym, because she likes being there in the middle of the night and being entirely able to focus on herself and her training.

>tfw she asked me to come along with her sometime
>never worked out with proper gym equipment and tell her I will probably just fall off and hurt myself
>"But Anon, that's why you're going with me. So I can catch you if something happens."

2qt

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>>5178334
Dawwww

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>>5177021
>both strong independent womyn
>therefore also both hot as fuck
>care a lot about their sister figure
>Lightning's mostly cold exterior compliments Fang's easy-going, flirty attitude
>their meetings throughout the games are really important events for them
>Fang is the first person Lightning properly opens up to and can relate to
>Even Serah comments that, upon meeting Fang for the first time, she reminds her a lot of her sister
>Fang really likes Lightning's boobs

>>5178339
Hell yes.

>>5178352
Whoa, it's been a while since I've seen that artist.

>>5177785
>most of us are lez/gay/bi.

Where is that food heaven?

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>>5176981
The fights on /co/ are always between Bubbleine and Fubblegum these days, while best ship is ignored.

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>>5178334
My gym is 24 hours, too. You're living the dream, Anon! Go for it.

>tfw no gym buddy to crush on
>tfw I really want to ask weight lifting qt how long she's been training and what her regimen is because her arms are hot as fuck

>>5177598
Do people at work, especially men, fear you out of false sexist, rape/molestation accusations?

>>5178352
>I like how they look together, rather than paying any attention to their characterisation

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>>5178435
For some reason the general manager prefers hiring gay people, even though she's a straight middle-aged woman. I think deep down she wanted an endless supply of men she can be a fruit fly with.

>>5178741
Nah they're chill.

Any girls here like butches?

>>5179854
me

>>5179854
Not fat short ones, ick.

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>tfw starting to develop a crush again

What do

>>5180015
how tall do you want them?

>>5179854
Hell yea.
>>5180060
Conceal, don't feel.

>>5180060
Tell us the story. How you meet them?

>>5180113
We both enrolled for a same class this semester. A while ago, this class was in a different room than usual, and whilst searching for it, I spotted her doing the same. Since I already thought of her as qt, I used this opportunity to ask her if she has any idea where it is, and we continued our search together. I suppose that mostly due to that meeting we started talking more, and now consider each other friends.

>>5176112
Nice line6 amp, is that the 2x12?

What does lesgen consider to be femme/butch? Is it just in the clothes or behaviour (or both)?

>>5175444
>>5175455
anyway, french here, just wanted to say that the accent in quebec sounds awful to us,
it's not like american english compared to brittish
It's more like american english compared to american english with a strong indian accent

>>5180075
At least two inches taller than me.

>>5180212
Indian accents are cute tho

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>>5180015
>tfw 5'3
>tfw no beautiful, andro features
>tfw petite and compact instead of tall and willowy
>tfw you will never be some qts dreamy soft butch girlfriend

>>5180060
Kill the pain with anime and liquor. That's what I do.

>mfw it's happening all over again

>>5178188
It feels powerful, which is good in a way.

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>>5180742
>tfw no petite tomboy gf

my only consistent type. + shy

Every fucking gf. I get "ya know she's just like you're last gf, shy, small, kinda tomboy" and I'm like "nah, she's slightly different cause her hair is blond".

And yet something so small and cute and shy breaks my heart.

When is too old to get a gf. Tell me now. So I can increasingly become more desperate as the date nears.

>>5181951
you're never too old to get a gf.

I love cougars m8.

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>>5181926
I consider myself pretty femme-y, but I guess in a lot of ways I'm tomboyish, too. I've decided to just work with what I've got, so I've started lifting and I'm trying to grow my hair out. If I can't be tall and androgynous, then fuck it; I'll be a tiny valkyrie.

I consider myself introverted and I'm super anxious, but I don't know if I'm really shy. I will go out of my way to avoid talking to strangers, but if I know you well enough to feel comfortable around you (the time that takes varies depending on the person), then I'm outgoing.

I'm a complete spaghetti lord in the face of a cute girl, though. My friends think its hilarious.

>mfw I talk a lot of shit for someone who literally will not sit next to a cute girl on the bus for fear she might try to start a conversation

>>5180742

I commiserate with those feels.

>always been small and andro
>since I was a kid, always been eager to do sports and roughhouse. Since other young girls weren't interested in the same things, it made me feel tough
>everyone grows up. All the other girls get taller and stronger than me. Suddenly the girliest girl I know can easily beat me arm-wrestling
>anyone into tomboy chicks expects tough, assertive, outgoing. I'm scrawny and shy
>instantly friendzoned everytime

>>5182393
Awe man no girl is ever happy with what they got

>be 5'8 since fucking 8th grade
>usually tallest girl in class
>also sports
>I like sports
>but hate that I get a rep for being tomboy
>try to keep slim so I don't come off as some butch dyke
>still can't get rid of my arm/calf muscle from damn sports
>try to lift the least amount I can get away with
>couch is like nah fu jump squats until you die
>try to pull off femme
>long hair, do nails, etc
>still get pegged as andro/tomboy
>motherfucker

I'm told still it's my personality more than anything. Like no matter how I dress the fact that I like basketball and "guy" shit gets me considered more on the butch scale.

But I've gotten over a lot of that insecure shit because most of it was gay-hating. Also hanging mostly around small girls. Hanging around guys sucks less because then I'm not the tallest and feel less like some weird hulk dyke. Plus it was mostly shitty hs friends pushing my insecurities so I got better.

>>5182452
*meant coach instead of couch

I don't care if you're scrawny and short, or tall and muscles

just be good looking, not fat, and be my gf.

>>5182452
Kind of feel similar. I'm not even that tall but grew up in a construction family so kind of got natural gains. Was never into sports except track but have mostly "male" interests.

Now that I'm older I just don't give a shit. I wear dresses when I want, pant suits when I want... Though I love that fit girls are in style right now.

>>5180742
>>5182393
>>5182396
>>5182452

Hello, I am from the translesgen, and maybe we're not so different after all.

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tfw no fit gf

feels too sad, man.

>>5182396
Are you me? I wasn't into organized sports when I was a kid (shitty fucking asthma) but I was active and had a lot of mutual interests with my male classmates. I remember thinking other girls were kind of "scary". Really it's not so different than today. It's caused a lot of misunderstandings.

Sometimes I wish I was tougher, but I'm just a big babby. I think a lot of lesbians assume I'm straight right off the bad since I look pretty femme-y, so I often don't even get approached. And like I said, I have a hard time talking to strangers. Especially if they're a cute girl.

>>5182452
>man no girl is ever happy with what they got
That's the truth. I used to be really insecure, but lately, I'm starting to like my looks more and more.

I've been told I have a fairly tomboyish personality despite how femme I appear. I think it's because I like "guy shit", too.

I think part of my problem is that I was tall for my age until around middle school. I was in the 90th percentile for height for a long time and the doctor said I could be anywhere from 5'8 to 6 feet tall. I was all psyched for it and then when I was 13 or so I just…stopped growing kind of.

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>>5182516
> I love that fit girls are in style right now

Yoooo fucking same

>why weren't squat thighs and ass popular when I was in hs

I could've been so cool.


Though some shit makes me rage. Like that hipster nerd i-liked-it-before-it-was-cool rage. When old friends come to me talking about weight lifting after making fun of me for doing it for athletics. And they only wanna know how to make their asses bigger/stomachs smaller.

I'm not even into weight lifting, just do body work out in between running but goddamn the ignorance.

How butch does lesgen consider too butch?

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>>5182654
Too fat or too lazy styled are my limits, butch or otherwise.

I hate butch girls that wear the title as an excuse to just get fat or lazy. Like they think femme means high maintenance so butch must be the opposite. They don't put any thought into their clothing fitting or they're hair being decent or just being put together. To them giving a fuck is too femme.

Like take this girl. She's probably the butchest chick rn, soccer beast, short hair, manly face. But damn she looks fine enough here in a full suit because it's fit right and decent style.

It's about keeping yourself up. Idc if you have butt-length hair or a half buzzed pixie cut, just keep it styles and put in some effort.

>>5182705
10/10
100/100
Best post of 2015.

>>5182705
>Too fat or too lazy styled are my limits, butch or otherwise.

okay, well I'm definitely not fat or lazy and I do dress well and I'm pretty confident and butch. how do you feel about butches with facial hair?

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found a recent article about Frances Bean Cobain who is Kurt Cobain's daughter.

I was a huge Nirvana fan back in high school, and pretty much almost the same age as her. She grew up to be a total hottie.

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>>5177434
I'm a naval officer. My personal studies have found inconclusive evidence as to whether dress whites or dress blues are a bigger pussy magnet, but they both work swell.

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>>5182805
Yeah most rock stars' daughters end up babes

Guess it's a combination of model-tier moms and drug-semen.

>>5182819
dayum, those two babes really dodged a bullet. Could've ended up looking as nasty as their dad. Jesus.

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>>5182811
My personal preference is dress whites

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>a girl finally shows interests in me
>gives me her phone number so I can text her
>too scared to do anything

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>>5182830
Ain't shit compared to the iron maiden baby

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Oh or def best at avoiding her dads genes

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>>5182873
Text something real stupid and get it out of the way.

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>fix my diet
>my muscles are suddenly growing enormously even though I'm not lifting right now
Am I turning into Superdyke?

>>5182873
"Hi <name>, it's <name> from <place we met>. Are you free to drinks sometime this week?"

Close your eyes, take a deep breath, and send it. Once you make initial contact it'll all get easier.

>>5182901
if a girl texted that to me, I'd find it very qt

>>5182903
wrek my pussy please

>>5182909
I'll wreck your pussy baby, spread those lips for this GT

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>>5182909
>if a girl texted that to me, I'd find it very qt

cause it's adorable

Sending nudes might get more nudes. But sending stupid asinine texts wins hearts and minds.

>>5182934
sorry, cis vaginas only.

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>>5182909
It would be my pleasure, anon.

Wanna fuck against a wall?

>>5182934
The fuck's a GT?

>>5182957
awe damn we were doing so good at avoiding the bait just now


like every 5 posts was some transbian shitpost but I thought it was neat we weren't responding

>>5182960
>Wanna fuck against a wall?
yes maam!

and what are you changing in your diet to get those muscles btw? Different protein bars?

>>5182964
sorry, my mistake. I won't respond to b8 no more.

>>5182903
You might just be losing fat more and that's showing muscle definition

Did you take measurements?

I know when I lost weight people were telling me my arms got thicker but not at all. I'd taken measurements before and they were smaller than ever it was just more muscle.

Also carbs or nah?

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>>5182881
>>5182889

talk about getting lucky with the genetic lottery.

But France's dad was known for being a blue eyed looker, so for her to look like a rule 63 version of her dad worked out in her favor. Especially those gorgeous blue eyes.

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>>5182987
Oh fuck I meant to say people said my arms got thicker in a muscular way, but nah they'd gone done easy it was just less fat that left more definition making it look like I grew the muscle when I really hadn't.

Also on /fit/ girls what's ya'lls opinion of jillian michaels and her wife?

>>5182974
>tfw you're flirting over the internet and cannot actually shove a qt against a wall and suck on her clit
Apparently I was magnesium deficient. I've started taking proper Mg supplements and all this muscle is coming out of nowhere.

I've also balanced my macros and improved nutrition generally over the past few months, so I'm sure that ain't nothing.

>>5182987
I'm definitely losing fat, but the muscles are for sure bigger, too. I can lift more and they feel a lot larger and firmer when I squeeze them.

Haven't actually measured the circumference, though, that's a good thought.

Yup, rockin' them carbs.

>>5183001
Jillian Micheals is gay?!?!

News to me

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>>5183009
Yeah they adopted babies and everything

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>>5182908
>>5182901
I don't think you understand.. I'm a 23 year old kissless virgin. I have no idea what to do as far as one-on-one conversations and dates. The thought of us being alone terrifies me. She also seems way out of my league. She is far too cute for someone like me. I have no idea what she sees in me and why she wants to hang out.
This is a situation I have never expected to happen.

>>5183025
>adopting a monkey

>>5183025
Holy shit how did I not know this?

>>5183029
Maybe she just likes shy kissless virgins.

Try something for a date that's kinda social while still intimate. Like an amusement park or carnival thing or a concert. You walk around, you're eating, listening to music, rides, talking to other people but also each other. It's not as much pressure as an intimate 1v1 dinner date.

Or hell failing that just something like those adult arcade restaurants. Like dave n busters or main event. Some kind of date that's fun and there's some shit to do besides stare at each other eat.

>>5183025
that's unreal, woah.

>>5183005
>tfw a buff girl offers to eat me out but we're on the internet
>tfw you don't have a sporty gf to cook organic meals for and to massage her muscles and to lick her sweat

oh goooood, i'd buy you all the whey protein you wanted

>>5183059
Why do most celebrities end up adopting black kids?

>>5183090
because it's cool dawg.

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>>5183068
She's super lowkey about it.

I remember she did an interview a while back but it was written out more as those typical celeb "maybe I'll date a girl, maybe I won't" non-labeling bi bs. Now she's just casually full gay about it.

I like her some. At least she seems cool.

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>>5183101
Anon, your niggerness is showing.

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>>5183086
>tfw no qt gf who buys you whey protein and lets you eat her out every night
>tfw no qt gf who likes to be shoved against walls and fucked senseless
>tfw full of dominant sexual energy and nowhere to direct it
>tfw just want to bury your face in some sweet pussy and drown there
why even live

>>5182881
>gene simmons
>iron maiden
wut?

>>5183110
I like that. She's just chillin, being gay and not being a weirdo about it.

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>>5183120
god, you making me so thirsty muscles anon

>>5182748
Diff anon. i grew up with gals that had facial hair so it never was an issue to me.

>>5183147
>>5183145
hnnnng, you both are making me so thirsty
>tfw no lesbian gf with muscles and facial hair to eat me out
w-why even live

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>>5183145
I'm gettin' myself pretty worked up just thinkin' about it honestly.

I need to hit up a gay event and pick up a qt, stat.

>been a /fit/fag for 2 years now
>lost weight
>went from a size US 10 to a size US 4
>gain muscle
>squats for days
>ass of steel
>I like to stare at my ass in tight skinny jeans in the morning before I head off to school
>tight core, somewhat define abs
>lost fat from my face, define jaw line now
>tfw still no gf

Well, at least I have my gains.

how does an average girl like me score a /fit/ girl?

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>>5183174
Do you have a shit personality? Cuz that'll do it.

>>5183186
define a shit personality

>>5183173
>mfw daniela sea was so much cuter with the beard in the last season
tfw no qt les gf with a beard and muscles to pound me

>>5183189
Basically, being a terf.

>>5183192
>asian piggu girl
shit taste anon, butch girls are the future

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>>5183200
>wanting a butch girlfriend

>>5183192
Fucking duh it's trolls.

It's only 2 talking about hair, I assume it's trannies talking to trannies.

We've been having some obvious baiter here for a while now. Idk what he gets out of it.

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>>5183189
There are as many ways to be shit as stars in the sky, anon.

I was mostly thinking, narcissistic and/or acting entitled to sex and attention. Pretty easy to fall into that trap as a /fit/izen.

>>5183191
I mean, I think she's cuter looking like a woman, but that's just me.

>>5183192
I think it's just one anon? I sure as shit don't want a gf with facial hair. We might be getting trolled tbqh

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alright no falling for trolls you guys.

Moving on

what is your typical workout routine at the gym?

mine is:
>dumbells for 10 minutes
>5 to 10 to 15 lbs for the next set of reps
>go jogging a mile

lifting weights before running does amazing magic to my jogging stats.

>>5183209
probably the same thing you get out of pretending to be a cis girl online, bro

~~Attention lesgen~~
everyone post a vocaroo
vocaroo.com

lets hear lesgens qt voices
:3

>>5183211
I usually do
>weights
>step aerobics
>weights again

When I'm working out, which I'm not right now. I should start again. If I'm getting ripped not lifting I should see what it's like when I put my back into it.

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>>5183210
>I was mostly thinking, narcissistic and/or acting entitled to sex and attention. Pretty easy to fall into that trap as a /fit/izen.

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do not answer trolls

here's my workout

5 minute stretches
3 sets of 10 reps on pullups
3 sets of 20 push ups
15 minutes jogging
10 min stretch

>>5183228
Exactly. Don't be the gay Eliot Rodgers. Nobody wants to fuck Eliot Rodgers.

>>5183211
3 days out of the week I run about 3 to 4 miles, do a yoga thing and some basic body weight stuff like pushups, pullups, body squats, planks, etc. For a while I was doing some routine from /asp/ calisthenics but eh. It was pushing too hard for gymnastic level shit when all I wanted was to do handstands and fun junk.

>>5183211
3 day slit:
>treadmill for 15 mins
>compound lifts of the day
>isolation lifts of the day
>jump rope for 15 mins

I do bodyweight workouts of weekends. Mainly ab work.

>>5183233
Don't be a pussy, anon. Do more pullups and push ups. Do weighted pullups, you'll get better results.

>>5183211
Is 15 lbs your max?

>this entire fucking thread
>lifting weights
>talking about girls
are there literally not real girls in this thread besides me?

>>5183211

1 and a half hour of cardio 3 days a week and the other 4 days:

>3 mile run
>weight training (alternating lower and upper body depending on the day)
>15 min abs training
>30 min elliptical or spinning

>>5183275
If I pushed it I could do 20lbs. But my goal is to keep my weight and keep it toned, not to compete for the weight lifting competition

>>5183233
Don't stretch before burning yo. It's actually bad for your muscles. Do warm ups by doing less intense versions of your core exercises

>>5183262
I apologize. I'm weak.

>>5183312
>thinking girls can't lift weights and talk about girls
Oh go paint flowers on your toenails or something.

>>5183312
Real girls have to workout and diet to stay fit and thin. You must be some fat tumblrina who thinks health is at every size.

>>5183211
I don't go to gym. I take a walk in the morning. In the evening I do weights or a cardio by fitnessblender. Always at least half an hour long exercise.

>>5183001
>jillian michaels
Her exercises are shit and made solely for profit. Her kettlebell routine will ruin your back in seconds, snap city and all that

>>5183211
gym, what gym. i get to much exercise from just my work. doc is telling me i have to cut back.

>>5182457
I was wondering why your sofa was insisting you exercise.

>tfw you'll never have a big cuddly muscled gf who is loving in your everyday life until she gets back from an intense work out and you're suddenly subject to a sweaty, aggressive, fuck to ease her from her post-gym high
Hello darkness.

>>5183389
>tfw naturally thin
I do miss being toned like I was when I was doing tkd though, but since I moved home all everyone seems to do is mma

http://www.essex.ac.uk/news/event.aspx?e_id=8843

Did anyone ever doubt this? Women are simply the most attractive sex. Everybody wants a qt gf. Anyone who says they don't is a liar.

>>5182393
Are you me???

>>5183687

>essex
As if I'd trust anything from Essex.

>>5183211

alternate days between gym and running.

running- 5.5 miles first thing in morning

gym - curls, OHL, squats, leg curls and extensions

I've been noticing something, lesgen. I have a few friends who are lesbians. Some butch and some femme. And what I'm noticing about my butch friends lately is that they are dating way older women. There are three of them that are in their mid-20s and they're dating women that are in their 40s. Is this a common thing for butch women to do? It's a little odd.

>>5183685
buck the trend, and be your self, do tkd.

>>5184128
Who knows? I'm in an ldr with gals 15 and 18 years older than me.

>>5182537
>I've been told I have a fairly tomboyish personality despite how femme I appear. I think it's because I like "guy shit", too.

This is me. It's kinda funny, if we're thinking in Femme/Butch terms, I definitely consider myself to be femme, but it doesn't go that well with my interests and personality.

Is there ever hope to a super submissive kinky degenerate who wants nothing, but to be the pet of a intelligent successful qt?

I feel like it's impossible to find someone as kinky as me that also is compatible I'm about to give up my search forever.

>>5184262
Just export yourself to me, Anon.

>>5184128
women usually like people older than them
i think it's a protection thing

>>5184295
women usually like dicks
I think it's a procreation thing

>>5184269
Where in the world are you? Anyways I doubt you'd like me.

>>5184346
Western Europe. And I'm not picky when it comes to people, you would have a hard time trying to make me dislike you.

>>5184367
But Anon I live in Scandinavia, that's not very far.

But I'm not sure if I'm prepared for a relationship after being abandoned last, but I'm open to friendship if you have skype or something.

>>5183335
>>5183389
Found the trannies. Your big muscles from lifting weights and your five o clock shadows does not make you women. Trannies go to your own thread

>>5184375
We are not several continents apart? Has the lesgen curse been lifted?

Of course, friendships are always fine. What is your Skype?

>>5184384
Okie you have me added now, I accepted, but it says you're offline. Is Skype fucking with me?

>tfw so the prettiest femme/butch (short blue hair and in masculine clothing) girl kissing her femme gf

>tfw no qt gf

>>5183687
>345 women
>essex

This is nothing.

>>5184262
110%, yes. I'm too ugly for successful people to desire, though.

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>>5184377
Lol trannies don't lift. They don't have the natural genes/hormones to do it without looking like men so they're afraid too.

You find the best dykes at gyms or into athletic shit. At least in the US, otherwise they're usually fatties.

There's just a high amount of lesbians into sports. Probably not as much on 4chan cause weebs and shit but just irl.

>work at school
>parents have been sending kid to school with stomach virus for the past couple of days
>poor kid shits himself
>in the bathroom with serious diarrhea, burning up, crying and sweating bullets while I'm trying to help him
>clean him up and take him to the office
>find out he has a fever
>mom still won't pick him up
>spend the rest of the time at work comforting the poor thing
>go to gym
>weight lifting cutie isn't there
>work arms and chest
>come home
>eat
>feeling nauseous as fuck suddenly

Fucking great

>>5183211
I like to switch it up. Right now, I'm doing an adapted version of SS. I do 3 sets of 8-10 reps of the moves and then some isolation movies for whatever I want to focus on. Right now it's triceps and abs. I already have a huge appetite and that (combined with the fact that I'm on Lexapro which increases hunger) means I'm eating everything in sight.

I'm planning on switching it out for Ashley Conrad's clutch cut every now and then just to vary my routine a bit.

>>5184554
I'm confused. You're also like me or you want a pet?

Either way I doubt you're ugly.

>>5184303
lesbians are attracted to women, like straight women are attracted to men.
you don't like women the same way men do

>>5184894
Poor kid.

I loved taking care of kids for the most part except for shitty parents.

>taking care of one lil dude in particular
>he has serious anger issues
>fights all the time
>get him on some basic anger management techniques
>breathing games
>make a sort of game out of meditation
>ask what is anger doing for him and just making him sit and think about his actions
>also bring a boxing pad
>tell him before he hits anyone or yells he has to come find me
>and I have him punch out his anger in the pads
>over a year and lil dude is seriously getting better
>finally going on field trips instead of always being on punishment for fighting
>now has lil dude friends
>see him practice his breathing
>and plays lil kid football more with the other kids
>but is super polite and nice about it
>meet his mom
>complimenting on how little trouble he is in now
>she says yeah whatever I did was great cause she was getting tired of beating him all the time
>what
>try to explain what I did
>maybe she can do some of that at home
>oh nah she barely talks to him
>beating is easier
>then just insulting her son saying he's like his shit dad and etc
>awe poor lil dude

Like damn I'm fine with some physical discipline but I'd think if you see constantly hitting your angry kid isn't working maybe try something different.

>>5184972
Actually, lesbians are attracted to women like men are attracted to women. Women seem to be pretty conditionally bisexual normally. We're just fucking weirdos.

>>5185189
I always thought lesbians are attracted to women like lesbians are attracted to women. It's not really an exact comparison to how men are attracted to women or women to men cause nah we aren't attracted to men and we aren't men.

>>5185205
This.

>>5185189
Not really. Lesbians are still women, just like gay men are still men. Men are drawn to the chest, the butt, and the penis. They have physical cues. Women on the other hand have brains that divide the attraction up. Women can be physically aroused while they are mentally turned off and vice versa. Straight women like older men for that maturity, that security or daddy issues. Same can go for lesbians, they can like older women for that adult aspect or in my case, mommy issues.

>>5183817
>>5184462
Males butt blasted into the stratosphere lmao

>straight men are attracted to women
>implying

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Hey, /lesgen/. What do you guys think about tattoos, and if yes, where? And if no, why?

I personally want a back tattoo. All over my back. Dunno if I have a back/spine fetish, but backs and spines are sexy af.

Watching girls out west rn
Regular pornstars are too pretty for my liking

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>>5185283
Motherfucker don't get me started on tattoos cause I will spam this thread with my fav floral/geometric/nature tattoos

>>5185294
Pls flood me. I love tattoos. If you have back tattoo images, I'd love to see them. I want ideas for what I will get someday.

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>>5185297
Give me like 30 min to go to the store and I'll just kill this thread with hipster watercolor tattoos.

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>>5185308
tyvm

>>5185253
I've peeked into gay gen a couple times, you guys have fun conversations inbetween the massive flirting/sex talk. It's not that much different from les gen except that it's more alive.

>>5185283
I love tattoos if they're done by a good artist. Back/side is the best place, I think, but on the arms is nice too. Some girls make it work in other places though, it depends on the style and all. I might get some one day, but I'd have to find a really good artist and save up for it.

>>5185343
Not one tripfag in here. And you peacefully engage in conversation. It's not as hostile.

>>5185349
All the artists I want are located overseas and on different continents and cost several thousands.

Really frustrating. But one day.

>>5185357
Yeah, and the popular ones have really long waiting lists. I wouldn't want to compromise with an artist I didn't like as much when it comes to tattoos though.

>>5185354
you should've been in les gen when /lgbt/ was a younger board, goddamn it was awful. I think all that trolling scared away half of the 4chan lezzies including the obnoxious tripfags. In a way, it was a good thing and I'm hoping it'll stay chill that way.

>>5185357
>>5185362

why not scout for an amateur artist who's looking for more work to add to their credibility? Just take a look at their portfolio and see if it's something you like?

>>5185354
Lesgen goes through pleasant periods in between being complete cancer. Check back in a few weeks and it might be nothing but garbage.

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>>5185283
>backs and spines are sexy
agreed. best part about having a construction working butch gf

I kinda want a few tattoos: f sound holes above venus dimples, then seed of life, philosophers stone, and caput mortuum in a row on my thigh maybe

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>>5185367
I felt compelled to post after scrolling through the thread. You guys go, I'll be out anyways and return to my shithole.

Have fun in here.

>>5185375
Tried that, but the amateur artists don't really do well with big projects. I want my ENTIRE back tattoo'd, and they usually reject those kinda ideas.

I'll be lurking for the anon with all the tattoo images tho.

>>5185375
I probably will once I know what I wanna get. Also my brother has some really nice tattoos from an artist who doesn't have that long a wait and doesn't cost all that much relative to his work, so I'd look into that for sure.

>>5185283
Tattoos are a big yes for me. I like them anywhere and everywhere, but if they're going to be in multiple spots then it has to be a connected and coherent. It's like the difference between your skin being a canvas, and your skin being the doodled margins of a gradeschool notebook. There's a trashy way to do everything, and tattoos are definitely not an exception.

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post moar tatts

I'm looking for arm and back tatt inspiration for a character design.

>>5185392
I've never been able to think of anything I don't think I'd get sick of looking at eventually, but I like them on other people. My friend's idiot brother had a moment on genius when he told me that that's why you get them on your back - then you can't see them!

>>5185484
lol, good point. I think I could stand the leg ones though because they are meaningful symbols to me.

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this is an interesting design. It looks so feminine and elegant. Would look amazing on a femme dyke.

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I like flower tatts. A more simplified version of this tattoo or a watercolor cherry blossom would be GOAT

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you can now finger your gf with a tiny elephant.

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underboob tatts, yay or nay? This is one of the few designs I feel that does it well.

I have yet to see a good tattoo ON a titty tho

>>5185531
I love underboob tats

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>>5185531
Very yay.

>>5184582
Wut

Im a tranny and i lift. Tone for upper body, volume for lower

Already at disadvantage getting girls, being physically competent helps

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metallic tatts, seems quite trendy although it also seems like a thing that will age well.

>>5185563
Post your routine. That sounds like a good ones for femmes, too.

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here's another one i like. Roses on the shoulder blade.

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moar roses

>>5185583
I thought that was temporary?

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>>5185635
i meant that if you wore the same metallic tatt for a long time, it would still look good 5 years later or more.

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>>5185659

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>>5185674
normies aren't gonna know that it's a JoJo tatt.

>>5185587
My routine is nothing special, i just pull whatev from google for upper body and mainly aim to be able to lift qts and stuff, and do squats, deadlifts, barbell hip thrusts etc

I just eat more and lift more on leg day

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getting some kind of quote with this font would look neat.

>>5185706
But normies are the only ones that get tats anyway.

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it's a couple tatt you can get with yo butch waifu getting the king tatt and the femme waifu getting the queen tatt. Or you can gay it up and just the both of you get queens.

I'm really not into the idea of couple tattoos though. It's cute but if they ever broke up, it'd be sad to look at.

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just an idea for a tattoo, but triangle glyphs would be cool

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how awful would I be if I got a tattoo of a qt girl on my arm and everytime I schlicked I imagine its that qt that's fingering me.

>>5185186
>I loved taking care of kids for the most part except for shitty parents.

Same. The poor kid I was looking after's mom was at Starbucks. We call her and her friends the coffee clutch because if there's some special event and we offer babysitting (in this case it was parent-teacher conferences) then you can bet that after their turn is over, they'll all go hang out until the very last second instead of picking their kid up.

It sounds like you really helped that kid and his anger problems. He must be a lot happier now even with his shit mom. 9 times out of 10, any issues the child is having can be traced back to the parents.

I work at a private school and a lot of the parents really spoil their kids, which means a lot of them are used to getting whatever they want and not having any boundaries. Some put an insane amount of pressure on them too. Last year there was this little kindergarten girl who was being turned into a nervous wreck because her parents were over scheduling her so much. She had no time to be a kid, basically.

>>5185283
Ugh if I had my way, I would love to have either a back piece or sleeves. But my problem is that I can never settle on a design/idea that I like long enough to get it done on my body. I think they're sexy af if done right and on the right person, though.

>>5185928
>But my problem is that I can never settle on a design/idea that I like long enough to get it done on my body.
Same here. It kinda sucks, but I guess it's better to be this hesitant than to get one on a whim and regret it a year later.

>>5185944
Yeah. I told myself that if I could like a design for a year, that I'd get it, but so far I haven't liked anything for that long. It's a shame because I think tattoos done by a skillful artist are really gorgeous.

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>go to store
>get distracted doing laundry and other bull
>friend bitching for me to make birthday cake
>fuck these irl errands I wanna post tats on lesgen

>>5186150
>buy her cake
>tell her you made it
>get rid of evidence of it being store bought
>if she asks for a recipe, say you forgot

now post tatts

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If you can't tell by now I like red

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>>5186159
Oh nah it's this bs where I'm now know for my cakes among my friends. But I refuse to make them for free except for birthdays cause bastards thought I was their personal free cheesecake factory.

It's done now though

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>>5185928
I worked for some relatively poor kids. I say relative cause it was a place in my own neighborhood.

We saw some crazy sad shit. Kids without shoes. Kids that knew their parents were druggies/dealers. Had drive bys the first years.

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Oh damn wait I need to eat food.

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>>5186185
Holy shit that's totally fugged. What sucks about working for under-privileged schools is that they often lack resources and the parents don't have the time or the money to invest in the school either. (And in some cases, they just don't want to.) That's really awesome that you did that.

Fuck off, tumblr.

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>>5186199
It was more of a summer/after school shit, but lasted from 6am till 9pm. There was maybe 1 adult for every 50 kids, with a couple teen helpers. And I feel like I'm over estimating that cause I remember most of the time one would be taking care of 100, especially in the summer. And that was like just one person in charge of 100 girl 6-7, than another one in charge of boys 6-7, than up 8-9 boys or girls, 10-11, 12+, and the 5 and under were in a different department.

So many fucking kids. Goddamn if every teen working didn't become celibate. Fuck abstinence programs, just make a teen watch 100+ boys between 6 and 12 and we will turn any over population problems damn quick. Knew one teen guy that was real cool, had a real qt gf and broke up with her all because she said someday she'd maybe like kids and the ptsd of seeing kids fight and shout all day long just came back to him.

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Not a tattoo as much as just something I might want

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I really like the idea of just one tattoo solidly placed as opposed to a fully covered body.

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I feel that too many are afraid to get one large solid tattoo they want. So they just start filling up with a bunch of small tattoos that really aren't much to look at. And in the end intead of having one large tattoo they like end up looking like they just put a bunch of small stickers on their body at random.

Like this is a fucking weird cat eagle thing but at least bitch committed to something awesome. I can respect that more than some pussy footing infinity wrist tattoo.

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I actually met the guy that did this shit. He was real cool and not ridiculously expensive so if anyones' in pittsburgh check him out. I'm still on the edge of getting something like this because I'm not sure how well white ink ages.

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>>5186496
idk, some symbols look really cool just by themselves.

>>5186521
white ink tatts would look great on a qt black or brown girl.

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>>5186270
Jesus that must have been hard. I was bitching earlier today about having to watch 30 kids by myself in a room equipped for 14. I can't imagine 100. People who do those kinds of things deserve a medal.

>>5186485
I might opt for that, but there's something so gorgeous about huge pieces to me.

The one thing I really, really want is a tattoo of my dog's paw print. She's 14 (15 in April), my best friend and getting kind of old. When she goes, I'm going to be absolutely devastated. She's in really good shape right now, though. But I made a stamp of her paw and when she passes I've thought of getting it tattooed on me. She's helped me though a lot of shit.

It sounds cheesy as fuck, I know.

>>5186521
That's gorgeous! White ink, from what I understand, has to be placed deeper or whatever, so it'll probably last longer. I'm not an expert though, so don't take my opinion as fact.

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>>5186531
He told me they actually don't work too well past tan because the ink ends up blending kinda yellow.

But him and my main tattoo friend guy were going back and forth on tattooing black skin, like there's techniques to make color pop and different ink and other bs I didn't understand.

>>5186577
>tfw no gf with a space whale on her tiddy

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>>5186592
nah that's a dude

sorry for posting dude tiddy, I just save whatever I like

Also I was gonna add that that's an example of black tattooing technique on white skin and shows how it pops more.

But fuck me if I can find my black tattoo. I had a gorgeous one of a gold flower on some qt black girl, it was grand.

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There was actually a documentary on it from like chicago and new orlean black tattoo artists going on about how they work on darker skin and they style influences on tattoo culture in general. Like the heavy dark lines and vivid colors and style and shit.

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Like people fuck with white dudes for having tribal but the tribal shit got popular in black americans before them because it was the main style you could put on dark black skin and have show strong.

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I'm lucky enough to have light tan spic skin though so I just want something dark red. But I've been told to be careful cause my skin has a yellow undertone so some cheap ink can fade wrong on that skin type.

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This is some sick dudes tattoo I'm trying to convince my brother to get to cover his various shitty back tattoos.

Nice job spamming the fucking thread, attentionwhore.

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Ah here's what I was looking for

This is an example of white ink going kinda gold on brown skin. Except it was intentional and pretty

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>>5186682
The thread was already almost dead and it's a slow friday night. Cry more kekbro

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Waiting for the day we talk about qt seiyuu instead

pic related the qtest

>>5186692
ooh damn, that is nice.