Lesbian General: Classical Art w Lesbians

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What's lesgen drinking tonight? I've got some vodka and orange soda because that's all I have right now.

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>>5186993
Wonderful

I was gonna have this as OP to make weebs happy. But idk if classical bbw japanese girls are anyones interest.

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>>5187046
>bought a bottle of bourbon to make pecan pie
>guess I gotta drink all this bourbon now

how lewd can we go with classical art till mods get involved?

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>>5187078
>mfw I'm drinking bourbon too
>mfw my Friday night as been full of B movies, Willam's Beatdown, booze, tats and classical lesbian art

qurl yes.

>mfw I'm on medication that makes it so I don't get drunk but get a terrible hangover anyway
No alcohol for me thx

I'll just be over here masturbating furiously to femslash.

does scissoring do anything for you guys or nah
i don't see how it's better than the ol' lickaroo

>>5187434
Never tried it.

Seems like it'd be more trouble than it's worth, though. Also seems like it might hurt? Banging my clitoris against someone's pubic bone doesn't really sound like a fun time.

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>>5187434
Nada but it's fun foreplay.

Putting a vibe between is great, but not really scissoring.

>>5187434
>>5187453
you idiots, scissoring is for intimacy.

>slide inbetween your girl's legs
>scissor her while cuddling and kissing everywhere
>sorta dry hump there

it's nice and warm.

>>5187501
but that's gay

>>5187501
That actually sounds kinda nice now that I think about it.

I'm imagining the feel of my labia sliding through her soft, slick, warmness while kissing her, which seems like it'd be hot as fuck.

>ywn kiss late 90s Kate Winslet and die in the middle of a freezing ocean
I'm too drunk for Titantic right now why am I crying

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For your appreciation.

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I think I have exhausted literally all the fanfiction in my preferred fandom.

why live

>>5187852
That's the worst feeling in the world. What fandom?

>>5187865
Agents of Shield, Skimmons is best, followed by Skye/Morse and Simmorse. All exhausted on AO3 and FF.net. I tried Googling for recommendations but I got a whole lot of nothing.

The only stuff left is either terribly written or *really* strange.

Send help.

>>5187175
You might be able to find a couple more on LJ. There's still some oldschool dykes that post there.

>>5187887
How do I go about finding stuff on LJ?

>>5187880
get into another fandom then.

I got plenty to work with here.

Glee, FFXII, FFXIII, Lara Croft reboot.... man i need to get more video games to ship girls in.

>>5186993
That's not classical art. That is extremely modern photomanip by a Latvian artist that has a huge non-ironic boner for Nazis and thinks women are stupid and useless.

How the fuck do I socialize?

I'm looking at like, meetup.com and all the lesbian groups are either dead, or for old-ass women.

I just need like, a drop in group where I can make pottery or whatever and just meet people.

Why am I such an autist? Why are the LGBT community centers completely devoid of any community socializing events?

>>5188053
Honestly? It's because the old women came out at a time when they all tended to get disowned, so they have a strong sense of community. They're still going out of their way to network and be there for each other, because they've lived lives where nobody else will.

Us snake people haven't had to deal with that shit, so we don't care. Unless you're in the deep south or some third world country. LGBT groups run by and for teens are all dominated by the T or thinly disguised hookup events. You're not going to see genuine socialization with gay people our age because gay people our age have no need to socialize outside of sex.

>>5188068
But I wanna socialize ;_;

Looks like there's a "Women's Discussion Group" that's drop-in at the local LGBT community center. ...maybe?

>>5188068
kek
>the only reason I ever attended LGBT groups was to score a qt gf
>tfw there was only 3 qts and I blew it with 2 of them and super qtest of them all was already taken by another hot girl

ayyyy

>>5188083
>tfw want to attend LGBT groups so score qt gf

>>5188076
>Women's Discussion Group

10:1 odds that that's a feminist discussion group. Which, I mean, that's still a place for you to practice socializing, but. It'll be a little culty.

If you're just doing this to make friends in general then you're better off looking for meetup groups catered to your hobbies, not your sexuality.

If you're doing this to meet gay people because you just came out and/or need some kind of support group then I'd keep looking at stuff your LGBT center does. Or hang out with the old lesbians. They tend to be pretty cool IME, they'll be friendly to you.

If you want a gf, search on OKC. Wayy easier to find and screen people than going to any kind of in person meetup. I found my current girlfriend by searching for profiles that mentioned "video games" and we've been dating for a year and a half now, 10/10 would recommend.

>>5188117
Yeah, I kinda got that vibe. I mean, I can chill with feminists, probably. As long as it's like, older feminists rather than blue-haired demigender tumblr feminists.

I need friends in general, but I also really want to meet gay women because >tfw no gf

I find one-on-one dates really... high-pressure, though? And it makes my autism skyrocket. I would much rather just meet a buncha gay chicks, befriend some, maybe date someone if we click in that way.

I used to be in an LGBT support group as a teenager and I really miss that "gay community" thing, so I'm looking for more of that.

I've been a complete friendless shut-in for like two or three years now so going to any social event is a new and exciting thing for me.

>>5188144
That all makes sense. Good luck finding and befriending people anon. I'd suggest maybe doing a little of both? Joining regular meetups based around your hobbies and going to community events at your LGBT center. That way you can make friends a little easier and meet gay people at the same time.
Colleges tend to have decent LGBT student unions too, if you're in or close to one. That will have better turnout than community centers normally.

Whatever you do, try and be wary about whether or not the other people in the group are cool or not. I personally tend to stay away from LGBT groups now because most of the ones I've gotten involved with have turned out to be perpetual drama machines fueled by cliques and casual sex. But YMMV.

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I'm going on my first date ever in a few days. Is it a good idea to kiss on the first date? I know it might seems like a stupid question, but I'm oblivious to dating and shit like that.
Any other advise for first dates?
How can I assure a second one?

>>5188170
Thanks, anon. That's all really good advice.

I'm not in college so I'd feel weird going to a college thing. I'll definitely pay attention to whether the people there suck, I have a really low tolerance for people who suck.

>>5188199
It's a good idea to kiss at the end if you had a good time and like her and it seems like she's into you. At the end of the date, check on whether or not she looks at your lips, up to your eyes, back to your lips. That's blatant body language for "please make out with me." If she's not doing that but she seemed to enjoy herself, try going for it anyway. (Some people go on "dates" just to hook up so kissing is 100% expected but I'm assuming that this is a more innocent thing.)

Advice:
1) You're both trying to figure out if you're a good fit for each other, don't let your sexual frustration goggles blind you to her crazy. You will regret it if you fuck crazy, 100% guaranteed.
2) Do something laid back and in public where you can chat but have some distraction to talk about. Ideal is a conveniently scheduled local fair. Realistically you're going to be able to go to an art museum at best and probably just a coffee shop. Indoor things in private like playing vidya or watching Netflix are fun but come with the implication that you're going to hook up with her during the date, it can be a little high stress.
3) Don't act desperate, it implies that there's something wrong with you and it will scare her unless she's crazy, See #1 for dealing with crazy.
4) Crack jokes, try and get her to laugh.
5) Don't be self deprecating, she'll take you seriously when you say bad stuff about yourself unless she's crazy, and we don't want crazy.
6) If you have any major, obvious potential dealbreakers (mental illness, fatal chronic disease, trans, etc) disclose it sometime between now and the fourth date, if there is one, and definitely before you fuck. It's only polite to give her some warning before she gets too emotionally invested in you.

>>5188144
Are you me?

>>5188253
Possibly.

Seriously, it seems like a lotta people want this. Why is it not a thing?

>>5188255
Probably because none of the people who want it are outgoing enough to create a group by themselves

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>>5188259
...and there it is. Yes. That is exactly why.

Maybe I should just suck it up, go to absolutely any social event, and make a complete fucking ass of myself.

I mean if I really outdo my own autism, there will be nowhere to go but up, right?

>>5188250
Thanks for the advise. You make some really good points.
I've known her for a few months since we have classes together. We haven't hanged out outside class or talked about anything else other than school. She asked me to joined her for dinner on Monday and afterwards for a walk around campus. The thing that scares me the most is running out of things to talk about. I mean, we have the same major but there is only so much we can talk about it before we might bore ourselves.

>>5188265
Yeah that's a decent way to look at it.
I just fake confidence, it seems to work most of the time. Then when I fuck up I just make a joke out of myself.

In any case, I think you should do it. Just pick any group or activity or whatever that seems remotely interesting and go check it out. Worst thing that could happen is you make a fool of yourself. And whatever happens, you're going to have an experience and meet some people.

>>5188287
Yeah. Just go and do it because even if I fuck it up, nothing can be worse than sitting alone in my apartment wondering why I don't have any fucking friends, yknow?

And I bet it gets easier the more you practice, too.

>>5186984
Do lesbian prostitutes exist and would any lesbians have sex with me? No trannies.

>>5188325
Exactly. It does get easier.
Experiences are always worth it too. You're going to remember all the cool group things you went to. You won't remember sitting at home on 4chan going >tfw no gf

>>5188347
Yeah. I can get out and hike or some shit, yknow? Something to fucking do.

>>5188343
>no trannies
That's pretty much the lesgen slogan.

I have no idea if there are lesbian prostitutes tbqh. Probably.

...is that you?

>>5188343
Lesbian prostitutes exist. They don't exclusively sleep with women though. Most clients will be male because men have to pay for sex. Women don't. You can get a girl to do it for free, even a straight one of you just play your cards right. It's actually pretty easy once you get the hang of it, sex isn't that great unless you're lucky and find a woman you really communicate and work well with. That's what's important. If that fails you can dish out a shit ton for a bi/lesbian escort. Just note they probably won't be PURE

>>5188343
nigga, i'll have sex with you for free

>>5188402
lesbian prostitutes as in a female prostitute who exclusively caters to women.

Generally... the closest to come to that in the dyke world is a pretty lezzie playing with a sugar mama.

Prostitutes gotta be bi. Although I've heard that some of their clientele are married straight/bi women who cheat on their husbands with female prostitutes because in their minds, it doesn't count as cheating.

>>5188412
I know it's got to exist somewhere, but it's a super secret club and you can't get in unless you're a powerful fortune 500 dyke.

I remember some straight chick writing about how she likes getting eaten but will never go down on another girl. So she sets up a Craigslist ad disclosing she wants head but won't give it and the women she meet up with can be surprisingly hot, or married and going behind their husbands backs to eat out a stranger in a public restroom. They just can't resist it man. They always come back for more.

>>5188434
it's not gay as long as my tongue doesn't lick your pussy.

Lesgen I have no sense of style. Does anyone have any ideas on how I can remedy this?

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>>5188569
I wear identical t-shirts and cargo pants every single fucking day so I sure as shit can't help you.

>>5188580
Yeah I constantly wear jeans and shitty T's and I don't really know wtf I'm doing.

>>5188442
>tfw no qt straight girl to convert

Women are so hot but I fucking hate dykes. I live in sf the land of the angriest skankiest dukes on their period. I hate feminists, I hate bitter fucking dykes who hate men. But those type flock to me for some reason. I'm super fem, I've fucked men before. I'm just going to turn myself straight fuck it, I just wanted a cute fem girl who isn't protesting about something in Berkeley.

>>5188569
Buy several different colors of jean, several color of plain shirt, and cardigan, add some necklace, and you are ready to go.
You wont be stylish, but at least you will be random

>tfw you like circle lenses, nude lips and occasionally false eyelashes
>tfw you shop at Guess, bebe and places like that
>tfw you feel like 29 is getting too old for this shit

>>5188569
Leggings and long shirts w/ cardigan are the comfiest way to look nice

>>5189051
That's like, my go-to if I want to be casual but don't feel like rocking the basic white girl track suit and ugg knockoffs look. Leggings, clumpy boots and a seasonally appropriate shirt. It's so comfy. I love wearing leggings as pants.

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>tfw no flat chested, midget, abdl gf to keep my fantasies legal

>>5189051
I fucking love oversized cardigan, there is something so cute and comfy about them.
But, the thing is that I love rock-ish clothes, but at the same time I love mori kei too.
Fall and winter are the best, girls look so cute in their big scarf and big sweater, I want to cuddle with them

>>5189085
>rock-ish clothes, but at the same time I love mori kei too
omg same, I love big boots/big skirts/big cardigans.

>tfw no gf

>>5188957
I've seen women in their 50s who dress like that and look alright. you're fine anon.

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>>5189258
>tfw yes gf

>>5189085
>>5189085
>I love rockish clothes, but at the same time I love mori kei too

Me too! Mori isn't really my taste most of the time--I lean more towards rock and gyaru-inspired stuff--but I love looking at it. Dark mori/dolly kei is probably more my speed. I just feel more comfortable in darker colors.

>>5189260
That's true. I've adjusted my style a bit now that I'm older. I used to love spiky upper and lower lashes and big, unnatural lenses. I'll still go all-out if I'm going out somewhere, but that's rare these days. Now I mostly wear more natural lenses and good mascara for daily stuff. Natural lashes for special occasions and hanging out with friends.

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>>5188805
>Berkeley
No Berkeley, but I used to live in this obnoxious-as-fuck college town where everything was "social justice" this and "be actively anti-racist (although they never defined wtf that meant)" that. The. worst.

The upside was that there was a sweet-ass lesbian bar there, and nobody gave me a second glance when I said I was gay or went in for a dude's haircut. The downside was FUCKING EVERYTHING ELSE.

Coincidentally, I dated an awful SJW there who was a borderline rapist.

It's weird, it's like these people are missing something fundamental in their lives so they turn to "social justice" to find it cuz they wanna feel good about themselves. But it's so fucking transparent it's about trying to find whatever they're missing and not about anything else.

So glad I moved to saner lands.

>>5189371
so lesgen what is the best way to reject men without coming out?

if all else fails I play this :
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cyW2ajAVyfA

>>5189394
Why don't you wanna come out? Are you worried about rumors spreading or something like that?

Cuz if it doesn't matter what they think of you, there's a lot of really fun ways to reject people.

>>5189413
Not the same anon, but in my experience letting them know you're a lesbian makes things worse.

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>>5189470
Huh. I've always had them go "oh shit" and leave me alone.

But I'm also not that hot so.

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>finally getting to relax and catch up on stuff
feels good ;_;

>>5189490
I wish I could be so lucky. Most of them give me the "oh you just need to try some dick." speech or something similar.

Maybe if I butched it up a bit, they would leave me alone. It's not like I'm super hot or anything, either. It's just that I attract dipshits, I think. It happens to me all the time even outside of dudes hitting on me.

Plus, I really have trouble getting to know people and will go out of my way to avoid talking to strangers, but have an easier time talking to guys than I do girls because I get really shy if I'm attracted to someone. I've said it before in other threads, but I turn into an absolute spaghetti lord if I'm around a cute girl. It's caused numerous misunderstandings.

>have had to have numerous "Look. You're misinterpreting my friendliness for something else. The reason I'm being nice is because I see you as a potential bro. I'm comfortable talking to you because there is literally no chance of me finding you attractive/wanting you to fuck me" talks with guys
>straight female friends get mad because they feel like I'm "acting straight" and so get more attention than they do when we go out (this is completely untrue, we all get about the same and they have boyfriends anyway)
>cute girls misinterpret my extreme shy and awkwardness around them as dislike for some reason or they see me hanging out with my dude friends, assume I'm straight and don't approach. This basically happened with one of my exes.

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>tfw I'm alpha as fuck
>have beta friend
>tells me that he got rejected again by a lesbian
>ask him to give me her facebook profile
>he does
>she's really into yuri, really qt, but super shy
>tfw want to lead her on in life
>tfw I have a gf and can't be not faithful
Such is life

>>5187048
I want this in painting form on my living room wall.

>>5187046
i didn't drink on friday as i was home. tonight it'll be some mead with friends.

>>5187492
a couple weeks ago i joined the 9 mile high club by doing the vibe thing with one of my gfs. after, we went down on each other.

>>5187501
>scissoring is for intimacy
so true. with my other gf, we almost always end up doing some scissoring during the later stages of foreplay.

>>5187596
at the same time she is also feeling the same.

with all these memories, i'm now almost soaked through.

>>5188580
lel.
All I wear are skinny jeans, v-necks, and sandals like a fucking pleb. Same hair style everyday as well.
I need more variation.

>>5189871
>one of my gfs
>my other gf

How many gf do you have, anon? Share them with the rest of us.

>>5188412
I'm not Bi, but I'm planning on being a prostitute and I've acknowledged that I'll have to sleep with men if I want to actually make money.
What would that even be called?
Straight for pay??

>>5189964
I think that is called being a whore.

>>5189971
Well, I can't say it's not accurate.
>bye bye gold star

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>>5189605
Yeah, I am really butch. That probably helps. Douchey straight dudes tend to find butch women really intimidating, for some reason. I had a hetero friend who legit used to threaten to sic me on dudes who wouldn't leave her alone, despite the fact that I'm a total kitten. Good times.

>I turn into an absolute spaghetti lord if I'm around a cute girl.
Hah, I'm lucky that I'm sort of the opposite. I'm generally an autist, but if I'm around a hot girl who isn't obviously unavailable it's pretty easy for me to slip into "Hey, you're really attractive, wanna go out?" mode.

My problem is that I'm never around hot grills who aren't obviously unavailable, tho.

>>5190006
Why do you want to be a prostitute? It seems like it would be a shitty life.

>>5189394
"No"

and then just saying nothing else to them ever again

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>>5190006
>tfw you used to be a gold star
>tfw you thought you were bisexual for a while
>tfw now you're a bronze star
I-I-I'm still a good l-l-lesbian, right lesgen?

>>5190018
Because I need to pay my rent by next Monday (I'm in college and have no money left over from when I worked for a year last year and my student loans aren't in yet )
and I'm getting offered a lot of money to have sex with someone, since I'm not a Virgin but I've never had sex with a guy before and they see it as some kind of conquest.
It's not a life time thing. Just until April hopefully.
I'd rather whore myself out then mooch off of kickstarter either.

>>5189524
Why are the Oomuro sisters minus Sakurako so perfect?

>>5190049
Alrighty then, anon.
Don't get prego!

>>5190049
Why don't you try non irl sex work. Like fet life and other shit. Whore yourself out via webcam or even just try stripping or professional phone sex.

Same money as whoring, basically same shit, but you don't have to take dick and it's less dangerous. Just have to talk about and look at dick a lot.

>>5190035
Oh man, half of the people here probably consider you on the same tier as transbians now.
Fuck, you'd probably be considered tainted if you accidentally glimpse a dick that's not from a yaoi drawing.

>>5190058
Thanks anon.

>>5190066
I'll have to check out some of these options, because all though I've acknowledged that I have very few options, I'm really hesitant about doing the whole prostitution thing.

Except if it were just for women.
I'm enough of a horn dog that I'd probably enjoy that job.

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>>5190068
i cri evri tiem

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All bisluts please leave.

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>>5190134
I don't think we actually have any bisluts in here right now tho.

>>5188117
this
>If you're just doing this to make friends in general then you're better off looking for meetup groups catered to your hobbies, not your sexuality.
honestly i've meet well over 50% of the lesbian and bisexual women i know through work and gatherings coworkers or clients have dragged me to and robotics, maker, and science fiction clubs that i've been involved with. the rest were met at various orientation neutral dance clubs while hanging out with friends or at a swingers club. this even goes for the older (50+yo) lesbians I know. having similar interests helps the friendship develop and become much stronger. both my gfs and i have many overlapping interests.

anyone else here have a crush on their teacher when you were in high school?
http://www.xvideos.com/video7336666/a_fuck_from_my_teacher

>>5188957
keep our body and skin in shape and you'll be fine. because my skin is so smooth from never tanning, always wearing sunblock, and having good skin care, people think i'm under 30 when i'm in my 50s. only thing that gives my age away is my prematurely gray hair.

>>5189946
they claimed me so now i'm in a triangle with them.

>>5189964
if you can put the act on all evening and night, become a proper escort. the pay is much better and it's somewhat safer. you also get to really dress up while doing it.

>>5190035
many of us don't care who you slept with before. i'm not sure i even know a gold star lesbian. all i care is does she love me, does she treat me right, is she honest and open with me, and do i love her.

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>>5190143
Oh yes. Yes you do.

>>5187852
I started watching anime because I'd exhausted all the Western fandoms I could find, and then I realised there was fuck all anime fic and started reading manga. And now I've read all the manga and I just refresh the same sites endlessly in search of new anything.

>>5187981
Is there much FFXII femslash? I found it was mostly slash and het before.

>>5190416
So, you have 2 gfs?
Lucky, anon!

>tfw I've never had one

>>5189067
How flat chested is flat chested

>>5189605
are you the qt tiny weightlifter?

>>5190009
I'm planning on putting on some muscle, so that might help. I'm normally pretty femme, but I may change it up a bit. The only problem is I don't really look good with short hair. It'd have to be a razored bob or something.

>Hah, I'm lucky that I'm sort of the opposite. I'm generally an autist, but if I'm around a hot girl who isn't obviously unavailable it's pretty easy for me to slip into "Hey, you're really attractive, wanna go out?" mode.

Ugh I would love to have some of that confidence. Like I said, I acted like a total moron when a cute girl talked to me in the gym the other day.

>My problem is that I'm never around hot grills who aren't obviously unavailable, tho.

That's my problem, too. Most new friends I make are through my current friends since I go out of my way to avoid talking to strangers. Most of my friends are straight. One friend of mine knows a lesbian couple who could introduce me to their single friends and one bi girl who's really cute, has a ton in common with me and is single. But she never invites them when we hang out and vice versa.

>>5190644
I don't know about cute, but I'm 5'3 and I've started lifting weights.

>>5190291
>highschool
No, they were all liberals. I did have a crush on an assistant teacher in kindergarten but that kind of porn is illegal.

>>5190291
I had such a crush on my APUSH teacher back in high school. She would have extra tutoring sessions at her house on Saturdays and sometimes her gf (not wife because no homo marriage back then) would be there too. And they were both so cute and doting and I felt so bad for my crush on her but also wanted both of them to wreck me

>>5190291
One gripe I have with life is knowing I missed out on having an affair with a hot teacher.

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-1215023/School-teacher-Helen-Goddard-jailed-15-months-lesbian-affair-teenage-pupil.html

>>5190745
Bobs don't really read as butch desu. You gotta look reeeaaally dykey to get that straight guy fear ime. Probably not worth it.

And I guess I just don't find romantic rejection all that devastating, which I think is why that's so easy for me. My perspective is mostly, if they're into you they're into you and if they're not they're not. If you ask and they're into it then you get a date/fuck/gf/whatever you're looking for, and if they're not then you get to stop wasting your emotional energy and move on. It's a win-win. Either way it's better to know.

I'm too much of a fucking autist to mingle and meet people, though. I need to go out and do social shit.

>>5190993
hot damn, Helen Goddard is one suave looking teacher. No wonder the school girls were all over her

>tfw you are not a qt schoolgirl who has passionate sex with her fucking hot teacher.

>>5190291
When I was in 4th grade I got my teacher to lick my vagina for like 3 minutes during recess.

I realized it was weird and told her she didn't have to any more then sat in the floor beside her reading Goosebumps while she cried at her desk.

>>5190854
I had the BIGGEST crush on my Government teacher sophomore year of high school. I think she was straight cuz she mentioned a husband, but I did extra well in her class because of it.

I felt positively high when listening to her lecture and she really liked me so I paid rapt attention. She had such great energy and enthusiasm, it was attractive as ffuuuuuck.

>>5190291
I'm in high school and I do

>>5190291
Nah. All my teachers were p fat.

Last year of hs we had a new drama teacher who was obviously a lesbian. And everyone was super excited because omg gay teacher and we just happened to have a ton of homo students my year. So everyone tried to get her to admit she was gay, gay dudes, gay girls, everyone was going up with their whole sad gay teen story hoping she'd admit she's gay back. But nah nothing. Finally it got confirmed when someones gay cousin took pictures with her at a gay club and she was with her girlfriend.

I mean she wasn't particularly attractive, we just wanted a cool gay teacher giving us gay advice on shit.

But she was kind of a cunt. Like in that liberal way. She hated for us to use "gay" as a pejorative but we would honestly be using it in the literal "nah that dude sucks literal dick" way. And she was pretty condescending about shit. Like she thought we were all stupid texas public school kids since she came from san francisco.

>>5190291
>posting a retarded futa porn video

fuck you

>>5190993
>judge is letting the relationship continue after she gets out
Even the justice system knows that their love is pure

>>5192201
dude, check the comments on that article, most people are in favor of their relationship, lel

>>5191703
That seems too specific for something made up

I'm so disappointed in tomadatchi life. I didn't read much into it before I got it, and made Yuri Island with all my favorite animus. Aaaand myself and a few girls I'm interested in irl.

But Japan is all "no gays" so I CAN'T. I even tried making half girls and half boys in dresses. But I hated the pronouns being wrong and having to choose pairings ahead of time, essentially.

Bull shit.

>>5192718
play a better game aka The Sims. You can make yuri harems with none of the no homo bullshit. The latest Sims has better character creation that doesn't make them look like horrific downs syndrome knuckleheads.

>tfw 22 and finally accepted that I'm gay
someone kill me, I want to cry at all the wasted opportunities from being afraid of my own stupid feelings

>>5187728
best gif ever

>>5192737
Do you know much about the 3DS Sims? I like my mobility.

>>5192801
Can I just kiss you instead? It's okay. You're still young. There are still cute girls waiting for you

>>5192801
Hey, I'm 23 and in the same situation despite always being completely open with myself about being gay. It could be worse.

>>5192801
I was in the same boat earlier this year. We just gotta move on and try and date cute girls now. It's not like we're guys and have to worry about missing our chance to be slutty twinks.

>>5192829
>>5192839
>>5192855
;_; thanks guys, I won't personal blog it up but I really appreciate the good feelings!

>>5192823
sorry m8, I play PC version.

>>5192886
What helped you realise?

>>5192911
Can we talk about what helped us realize? I'll go first. That chick from hunchback of notre Dame. She was stuck in a shit movie but damn. Childhood me was all over that.

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>>5192886
It's cool. I didn't realized till 22 either.

Also hannah hart didn't realize she was gay till 20s either.

So you're in good company. Enjoy a sexy gif.

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>>5192952
fuck is that gif not moving?

>>5192829
I don't know how to phrase this without sounding like a complete moron but my best friend asked me if I liked men about half a year ago (she has really good gaydar), and I didn't know how to respond. and she just kept making jokes about it until about.. two weeks ago, when I thought about it and realised that I'd never found a man attractive before, and I've had insane crushes on girls I've been around (not to mention had a lot of sexual contact with them), and the pieces just fell into place that I am in fact.. a lesbian.. she's going to be so smug when I text her tomorrow.
>>5192943
I used to think about Starfire and Raven from Teen Titans kissing a lot

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>>5192958
I'm so confused. Is it me. Is my comp. Are my old sexy gifs expired cause I know I posted these before so why aren't they doing that moving shit.

>>5193003
relax m8, the gifs work.

Time to schlick.

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Oh no wait nvm they move after refreshing lol

>>5192989
That's kinda similar to me.

I was having this crazy crush on one girl. And I knew I'd had crushes on girls before but I never thought on them because the girl was usually straight or in some other way unattainable. But with her we were becoming chill friends while I crushed and then she just mentioned she was gay. And my first thoughts were "oh wow I can actually date her?" and then "oh wait am I gay? no no I'm sure I must've liked guys at some point I totally dated that guy that one time. wait. nope. no didn't feel any attraction. never had a crush on guys. fuck. that's gay. why didn't I realize it was gay to not wanna kiss or touch a guy I was dating and instead crush and blush around girls."

>>5192943
I had a several-month period of questioning originally prompted by a female friend putting her head in my lap, but my big "Wow, I'm fucking GAY" moment came from Sandra Bullock in Practical Magic when I was twelve.

She's attractive as hell, what can I say?

>>5192801
Don't worry, you are lesbian master race now. It's all uphill from here.

>>5193073
>my big "Wow, I'm fucking GAY" moment came from Sandra Bullock in Practical Magic when I was twelve.

Hahahah holy fuck you too!?

>tfw no gf to live in a house with and grow old together and be neighborhood witches

You know "the aunts" weren't really related.

>>5193084
>You know "the aunts" weren't really related.

Is that confirmed?

Goddamn if that isn't in my elderly goals now.

>>5192943
The end of Legend of Korra.... I am trash
It gave me feelings and I realised it gave me feelings that straight shit doesn't

>>5193084
Aahaha you're kidding right? Or is that movie responsible for helping a generation of young lesbians discover themselves?

>tfw you will never wake up in the middle of the night to make margaritas and sing Lime in the Coconut with Sandra Bullock and Nicole Kidman

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>>5193098
I don't think it's confirmed. But when I got older I just kind of assumed that was the case as they don't look related (then again neither do Kidman and Bullock's characters) and there was a tendency back in the day for older gay couples living together to claim they were related iirc. One of my friends didn't realize that her "Aunt" wasn't her aunt by blood but her biological aunt's girlfriend until she was in her mid teens. I figured it was something like that.

>>5193100
http://www.pride.com/lesbian/2015/5/08/7-secretly-lesbian-movies-90s-marked-our-queer-sexual-awakening

Apparently. I remember feeling really confused when possessed!Nicole Kidman licked Sandra Bullock's face. "I liked that…but it's weird because their characters are sisters." sort of thing. Mini-me might have just had a thing for witches, though. The only time I've ever been attracted to Sarah Jessica Parker was when she was in Hocus Pocus.

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>>5193099
It's true then, cartoons are corrupting our children.

>>5192943
>Can we talk about what helped us realize?
I don't even know for sure. I thought I was bi and hadn't really ever given it much thought and at some point I started getting really confused about what I was and wasn't attracted to. After a few months of questioning I just kinda realized I wasn't into guys. Kind of underwhelming.

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>>5193165
Good

>out with new gf on date
>she wants to try this new bar
>it's cool
>playing pool having fun
>like really fun idk I like her she's funny
>this other couple starts making jokes with us
>all fun times while we start playing against each other
>gf calls me babe and asks for another drink
>oh other couple thought we were sisters
>lol nah it's cool though it happens
>girl is ok with it but guy isn't
>like he was joking most and chill before but now standoffish
>now instead of fun times it's like a gay interview from the girl
>why aren't we at a gay bar
>what are gay bars like
>what do lesbians do at bars
>what do lesbians drink
>do our parents know
>did we meet at a gay bar
>did we date guys ever
>how do we fuck
>etc
>fun mood dead
>drive gf home
>make out some
>but nah not getting any cause mood is so dead and she has to get up early tomorrow

It's not like I was offended by anything it's just the mood was so great. The bar was cool, had like a weird but cool oldies rock remixed dj, not over crowded, not that just-turned-21 crowd but not a bunch of old people either, server walking by with these fun shots for 2$. Like I hurt my stomach laughing and enjoying myself so much and then everything shifted into a weird less fun zone. We went off to dance for a while but then it just felt off knowing that couple was looking at us and after they found us again since the place was so small. And even leaving early it was like "damn, they probably think we left to get away from them, which we did but still it's weird".

And she was extra sad cause she'd built the place up wanting to go.

It was just a weird night idk.

>>5193296
this looks so lewd

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>>5193296
oh my god link me

>>5193302
bright side: you didn't get beat up by homophobes, you have a girlfriend, and you still had fun with her. Normie scum.

>>5192989
>>5193073
>>5193099
Am I the only one that realised because of a girl from the real life?

>>5193361
>bright side: you didn't get beat up by homophobes, you have a girlfriend, and you still had fun with her. Normie scum.

True life is good rn.

Though I'm not mad or sad over it.

It was just odd shit.

I'm texting gf rn and she was super impressed by my pool skills and wants to enter a tournament with me. My uncle always enters them so I'm gonna ask if I can join one of his. I'm not nearly on his level but playing around a bunch of experienced old farts is bound to up me in skill.

>>5193385
I wasn't interested in anything sexually as a kid. Only when I hit puberty did I get feelings for 3d girls. But as a kid, the only women I was exposed to were Disney princesses and Jessica Rabbit and they made me feel tingly.

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>>5193312
SU gets away with extra lesbian lewd cause they're all technically genderless space rocks. Plus CN's standards and practices tell the creator she can't have them kiss on the lips so she has kiss on like the neck or eyelids instead, which ends up way more intimate.

>>5193483
>you can't have them kiss on the lips
>fine I'm gonna have one kiss the others tits now

fantastic

Got any good sex stories, lg?

I was playing with my girlfriend last night while she was using the vibrator and I got on top of her and started getting rough, pulling her hair, making her eat me out, etc. She had been squirming a bunch and started relaxing so I got off her face and asked her if she finished. She mumbled something about an orgasm, and I was feeling mean, so I slapped her and made her say thank you and she came again.

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>>5193509
That does not sound like a thing that actually happened, friend.

You're a straight guy trying to get fap material, aincha?

>>5187453
>Banging my clitoris against someone's pubic bone doesn't really sound like a fun time.

It is.

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>>5193502
Sugar is living the dream. I hope to make a cartoon half as gay one day

>>5193518

It actually did happen :(

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>>5190303
>i'm in my 50s
R-really?

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>>5190303
Great. Now I'm so fucking aroused.

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>>5193385
Nah. I was developing crushes on my female friends before I knew homosexuality was even a thing that existed. I remember being in like 4th grade and thinking one of my best friends was "the most beautiful girl I've ever seen." I also remember mulling over how I felt towards her and thinking that if she was a boy, I'd say I had a crush on her!... but no, that was silly, girls only have crushes on guys.

Actually, one of my first exposures to the concept of lesbianism was searching for these two on the young internet and learning they were originally lovers, not cousins. Ironically, I found it disgusting and infuriating.

>>5193943
Interesting, I never found any female attractive before puberty actually, the only hint was that I always choosed the boy doll when playing
And like you I found lesbians weird and kind of disgusting

>>5193385
I distinctly remember making my barbie and kelly dolls kiss and be married when i was little. I was into loli incest even as a loli, I guess. And I admired girls from when I was young, and remember always wanting to kiss girls. The two times in elementary school where, in retrospect, i definitely could have gotten a girl to kiss me, i chickened out.

And when I was like 7 or so, some kids and me would be watched my our one neighbor after school, and her daughter (11 or 12 i think) would sometimes play with us. Mostly she'd want to be the villain so I'd volunteer to be the damsel anytime she played with us, just so she'd tie me up with jump rope. I didn't realize how much of a crush I had on her until later, and I didn't get why I liked getting tied up so much until WAY later

>>5193385
I realised I was gay the day I started secondary school and was late for our welcoming speech and walked in to find an assembly of girls all already sitting on the steps in our PE hall together before me. There was a girl in the crowd I'd met with her mother when we were buying my uniform the previous week and my stomach flipped and I was like, oh, wow, so that's why my 'crushes' in primary school never felt like the ones in the books do.

But in retrospect keeping a picture of Meg from Hercules in my bedroom and poring over it at night was pretty gay too.

>>5190303
>gray hair
London?

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I envy all of you

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>>5194099
there's nothing to envy about lesbians

and I say this as a jaded lesbian.

>>5194099
I envy cis lesbians desu

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>>5194099
Because we're lesbian master race?

>>5194145
There's plenty to envy. I envy myself, sometimes, I love it so much.

>>5194177
spoken like a true baby dyke. A very naive one too.

>>5192943
I thought I was bi for a long while. I'd always been told that girls think guys are gross and that sex was supposed to hurt.
When I had sex with a girl for the first time it really opened my eyes to the fact that guys did absolutely nothing for me.

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>>5194194
>baby dyke
I'm late 20s and I've known I was gay since I was twelve. Just what do you think I'm naive to?

If you don't think it's fucking awesome, you ain't doin' it right.

>>5194217
well, let's see here...

>1/3 of self identified lesbians are actually bisexuals so whenever they're out fucking guys while calling them lesbians with a straight face, they give fuel to the belief that lesbianism is a choice
>american lesbians have an obesity epidemic
>ridiculously small dating pool, there are 4 times more gay men than gay women, and you can be your ass that there are more bisexual women than gay women
>women in general tend to have awful, dependent and bitchy personalities

try and defend yourself.

>>5194145
At least you have cis female bodies. Makes it easier to be a qt girl and as an extension hook up with other qt girls.

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>>5194226
lmao, yeah, if you hate women I guess being gay would suck. I suspect you'll grow out of it, though.

You're not wrong about the small dating pool, but quality > quantity.

Everyone has an obesity epidemic. There's plenty of skinny dykes, if that's your trigger.

And bisexuals can be just fine on a case-by-case basis.

Honestly, don't take yourself so seriously.

You ever had a gf?

>>5194238
>You ever had a gf?
closest I got was a bi girl who was sleeping with her ex bf the whole time she was dating me. Then told me that she just wanted to be friends.

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>>5194240
Oof. What a bitch. Yeah, that'll make you bitter. That's why I added that case-by-case caveat - you absolutely do not want to be a bi chick's first gf. Waaaaay too many straight or straight-leaning bi chicks still figuring themselves out.

My first love was bi. She cheated on me with a guy near the end of our relationship (and then cheated on HIM a month later, she was a hot mess), but I still remember her fondly. We had lots of kinky sex in weirdly public places.

But anyway, bisexuals can be all right as long as they're a 3 or higher. And as long as you don't live in Dueling Banjos, Alabama you can find proper lesbians easily enough.

And let me tell you, a good gay relationship is the absolute *tits*. The sex is great, the feels are great, there's no weird rules for how a relationship is "supposed" to work, you don't have to worry about some guy feeling emasculated because you bought your own sandwich or whatever the fuck. Watch the dumb bullshit that goes on in straight relationships. Seriously, I pity straight chicks.

When you get there it'll be heavenly, you'll see.

>>5194240
Well giving a bi girl a second look was really your own naivety. I'm thankful to have learned beforehand to steer clear of them, to love myself, and to love lesbianism.

Sorry for the shitpost but do you guys ever get phantom dick?
Like I'll see /s/ stuff and want to just
>insert lewd
and then the next second remember that I don't have a penis and be kind of confused and horny.

>>5194399
> this much fear of the glorious, wildviolent arena of stupidly good sex and orphanage-burning that is bisexuality

classic lesgen, for once you and the fullblown faggots agree on something

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>>5193361
>oh my god link me
It's Steven Universe, that bit is from Keystone Motel from season 2 - if you're interested in the lesbian shit, I also recommend We Need To Talk and possibly Jailbreak

>>5194509
I had dreams about having a dick as a kid, and have had dreams about fucking a girl with my dick... but I am happy being a girl, I'm curvy and have kinda big tits and I'm very happy with that. I think I just want to be on top with a strapon.

>>5194509
Increasingly, yes. But I think it's just because of a desire to top a submissive girl, like >>5194793 said.

>>5194283
What about all the dv and long dryspells?

>>5194793
A T L
T
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>>5195171
EUROPE
U
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O
P
E

:(

>>5194793
Can we see what you look like?

>>5195176
L O N D O N ?
O
N
D
O
N
?

>>5190303
Well that's good. I need to be diligent about using sunscreen again. I always have it on my face, neck, decollate and lately I've gotten into using it on my hands.

I generally try to take really good care of my skin, so hopefully that will reverse some of the damage from when I didn't pay attention to that kind of thing.

>>5191042
>Bobs don't really read as butch desu.

That's true. But that's as close as I can get without looking awkward.

>I guess I just don't find romantic rejection all that devastating, which I think is why that's so easy for me.

Oddly enough rejection doesn't bother me much more than it does the average person.

I think it's because I usually go through ridiculous lengths to avoid talking to strangers. I don't mind if they initiate a conversation--even though small talk is painfully uncomfortable for me--but I don't do it unless it's absolutely necessary. The only way I make new friends is if current friends introduce me or if I'm approached. I'm really, really introverted in that regard I guess. The fact that I've got pretty severe anxiety probably doesn't help either.

So I think my tendency to be that way just gets worse when I think someone is attractive. So on top of all of that, I guess I'm in awe of how cute they are or something. Then if they talk to me I just sort of panic. There have been so many instances of me losing my spaghetti that it's embarrassing.

My friends think it's hilarious. I talk a lot of shit for someone who won't sit near a cute girl on the bus for fear she might talk to me.

>>5194226
oh no! stop saying bad things about lesbians!
If you go on I'm going to click the unsubscribe button to lesbianism with my chubby fngers!!
stay mad bro

>>5194714
why don't you just go back to your manly superiority and leave us in peace, us, inferior not sexy at all, so stupid beings?

>>5194509
>>5194793
Damn me too, that shit cray
I remember when I was around 8 I used to sort of masturbate, dry humping my pillow like I had a dick and that turned me on so much, right now when I think about it I wonder how I didn't notice the gayness back then

I passed out jogging today and keep getting nose bleeds.

Pretty sure I'mma die now.

RIP.

>>5195861
You got some kind of disease?

>>5195945
I don't know maybe I do, friend.

I'm not a doctor.

>>5195956
You passed out jogging outside, did someone brought you to the hospital? Or at their home? Was it a girl? Did she had big tits?

>>5193385
The second time I crushed on a girl it was a really intense one, and only then did I realize that I felt similar towards another girl before.
I also remember supporting homosexual couples before I even realized I was gay myself. There was an art project at my Elementary School, and one of the pictures showed two girls kissing. A student pointed out that it was "wrong and disgusting", asking me if I felt the same way, and I was completely fine with it. I also made some of my Sims gay back then.

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>>5195985
No.

I was running and passed out and then woke up a couple minutes (or seconds/IDK) later and just kinda got up and walked home.

>>5196020
>dat bloody face

Time to fap.

>>5196020
On the off chance you aren't planning on telling a doctor about it: tell a doctor about it.

>>5196027
When I die you may use my face as you please.

>>5196020
>dat picture tho
>>5196031
this

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>>5196020
>No.

>>5193385
Nah, I realized because of an actual girl. She was my best friend at the time and had come out as gay. She had a girlfriend, though. I just realized I was spending a lot of time and a lot of subterfuge to stare at her butt, and connected the dots.

>>5196033
>When I die

That's much less pleasurable for the both of us.

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>get to know new girl
>she's incredibly qt, we end up as friends, and get along perfectly
>I start lightly flirting with her, she reciprocates and also starts saying flirty things without me mentioning them before
>talk about sexual orientation comes up
>she says she's never had intense romantic feelings for anyone before, therefore didn't put much thought into it, and simply wants to wait and see for whom her feelings develop

Th-That means I have a chance, r-right?

lesbians arent real
just checking to see if you guys know about this or w/e

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>>5196020
Jesus Christ, those lips. Your girlfriend is very lucky.

>>5196106
we already know thank you

>>5196113
ok good, just checkin' hun. have a nice day

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>>5196120
you too

>>5196027
I'm so glad I'm not the only weirdo who thinks nosebleeds are hot.

>>5196020
Ooooh, blood! Pretty!

>>5196031
My mommy is going to take me doctor when she gets home.

>>5196085
I will haunt your bed sheets and possibly your car.

Imagine my bloody ghost nose butterfly kissing your lady area while you are trying to drive.

Spoookkyeh.

GUYS my friend who I've lusted after for SIX YEARS randomly said she wants to kiss me
>ME!

I'm the complete opposite of her typical type so I thought she'd never be interested in me. I'm gonna cry.

>>5196193
Tell us more about your "mommy" please
>>5196202
But more important,
did you kiss her?

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>>5196193

Now I'm just thinking about the times I've gone down on girls on their periods.

>>5196202
Did you kiss her?

Also why do so many girls do this? Like tell you they want to kiss you casually instead of just kissing you. I've had it happen a few times with friends already and I'm always so awkward about it.

>>5196204
>>5196214
We haven't been able to see each other yet. I think she wanted some distance in asking so I wouldn't be stuck in front of her if I said no
She's kinda shy. And we haven't been super touchy feely when together so it'd be pretty out of the blue if she just attacked my face.

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>>5196204
She is my literal mother.

She was real qt growing up and still is pretty in a my mom kinda way.

Half the reason I'm so gosh danged adorable.

>>5196310
PARIS
A
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>>5196310
And what does she look like now?

>>5196150
It's not only nosebleeds, I generally like the look of blood. Especially on qt girls, of course.

>>5196193
But how would I be able to satisfy you in that scenario?

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>>5196313
Seeannaduh

>>5196366
Behold.

>>5196392
No reciprocation required, I literally just orgasm when you do regardless.

Empagasmicthy.

>>5196435
that picture is so freaking cute

How do you acquire gf when you're ugly?

>>5196726
money, power, smell good, sense of style, at least have a hot body

pick and combine two. Have all of these and you can even score a straight gf.

And if you have money, you can get the best plastic surgery money can buy in Korea.

>>5196746
Do Korean plastic surgeons know how to make a western face pretty? Or will they turn you into a Korean plastic doll regardless?

>>5196746
>money, power, smell good, sense of style, at least have a hot body
Sounds like something a man would say.. You obviously have no clue what women want, sir.

>>5197084
nigga, a lot of koreans try to attain the aryan beauty of the round eyes.

I'm pretty sure you'll find a good plastic surgeon who knows how to work with a white face.

>tfw you a korean grill who really wants face surgery to look hallywu qt standards

>>5197092
i am a cis grill, i'd post my vagina here with a index card that says the date but then I'd get banned.

what you wanna tell the ugly girl? Have a good personality? Someone will love you for who you are on the inside? HA!

Only way her personality by itself could seduce girls was if she was a silver tongued smooth talking charisma sweating charmer playgirl.

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Lesgen help.
I think I'm beginning to fall for a married woman.

>>5197103
Please don't ruin your face trying to make it white. Just get that double eyelid thingy and become my gf.

>>5197141
i don't think double eyelids would look that great on me. Just wanna fix my nose and make my jaw more defined. Eh... maybe double eyelids would work as a nice combo too...

>>5197177
Post face. Don't worry, no one will recognize you as all gooks rook same.

>>5197137
>tfw you're in love with your pregnant boss
Shit sucks mate

>>5196435
So are we gonna see your cow tits or...

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>>5197137
>>5197281

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>>5197281
Tell me about it, I have no idea what to do.
I really like her, and she's fucking awesome in most every way.
Which is obviously why she already has a wife.
Fuuck.

>>5197377
All a-fucking-board

>>5196726
Money to attract. Be super funny and have a personality to keep. Also keeps a nice body, fucked up face but nice body is a deal maker.

Also probably lower standards some.

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>when your straight af sister has more game with your qt straight mutual friend

Fuck this, as if my self esteem wasn't jiggly already. They even kissed on new year's! Not that I would, given the chance, but damn does it make me feel like a loser sometimes.

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>>5197702
>kissed
>straight

I accidentally clicked the lesgen, so I might as well make a post.
I was the photographer at a lesbian wedding this summer. It was a really beautiful wedding, best of luck to all you ladies trying to find that special someone.

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>>5197702
I'm kind of in the same situation as you anon,
My straight sister has more gay game than me, she even told me she kissed one of her friend one time to fuck around
And she doesn't even acknowledge that I'm gay even though I told her, she tells me I'm going to get married some day, or often she makes allusion about how I could fall in love with her boyfriend

>>5197736
I think they were both slightly drunk and a bit curious.

>tfw sis always gets the nice complements despite us being twins

>>5197702
you are a loser. it's good that you recognize that.

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>>5197702
My fiance gets along better with my sister than I do sometimes.

And I mean I thought I was pretty close with her to begin with, but nah. They're like weirdly on the same level about a lot of shit.

>gf tells me my sister is pretty hot
>yeah I know she's pretty
>tells me I look like her
>yeah I get that a lot
>gf says it's a good thing
>since she knows I'll look hot still when I'm older like sister
>ok that's kinda weird
>gf hints she'd be down with a 3some w my sister
>no gf that's weird
>once we were all drunk together and sister admitted to doing a ffm 3some with her husband
>mfw gf's fucking excited face at that
>gf stop

My sister is cool but incest is fucking weird and she's way older and even typing the idea out is making me dryer than a desert rn.

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>>5197960
>gf hints she'd be down with a 3some w my sister
To the trash it goes

If she was a man, she'd never see the light of day again. That shit ain't right.

>>5197960
nice fictional story, bro

>>5194283
>Watch the dumb bullshit that goes on in straight relationships. Seriously, I pity straight chicks.
It's the chicks that cause most of that dumb bullshit. Pity straight men.

I just realised my vibe has been sitting in the middle of my bed all day
my straight roommates have been in here... i hope they don't think i'm hinting at something

>>5197241
Rude.

>>5198336
Hinting at what?

>>5198358
I aporogize for my rudeness. Post face pls?

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Would anyone cry if I shit up this thread with classical porn from /aco/?

I really wanna see how many tits I can get away with posting in the name of classy art.

>>5198361
Sexy time I guess?

>>5198404
Please do, but also post artist name

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>>5198421
I shall try to keep the names in the filename.

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I want a classy statue like this outside my suburban home.

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Egyptian girls can get it.

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Keeping it bbw

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>>5198467

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>>5198484

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>>5198503

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P sad I'm not a nymph spending my life eating other nymph pussy and drowning dudes

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>>5198510

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>>5198517

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How many years old do you think something has to be to stop being considered porn and be "art"?

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>>5198527

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I need this over my ceiling

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>>5198533
thats all i have

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Bitches posed for this

>>5198529
According to some, a picture of someone spreading their legs for a closeup is considered artistic photography and not porn. I'm an artist and I don't even know. I guess intent and the medium in which it's presented is what matters.

>>5198514
That idea is metal as fuck and I wish I had even the slightest shred of musical talent so I could write a rock opera to that effect.

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>>5198544
It's cool thanks.

>lesgen and the qt straight girl

this entire thread is so cringey as fuck

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Asian girl for ya weebs

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>>5198572
>be the shitposts you wanna see in an east asian fine art forum

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Thank you art anons, you have made my gay artist heart very happy

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>>5198565
I wish I had painting skills to draw lewd shit and be a famous artist.

Cause this guy just drew lewd shit and called it art. Like this is all his shit. Just variations of this.

Is it true most of you here are guys roleplaying?

c-can I join in?

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>>5198683
Well I'm cis.

But we're generally really boring and talk about anime shit and tfwnogf and cry over girls and self-hating feels.

There's not a lot of sex stories here. I think that's why guys trolls us so much. They come to /lgbt/ out of gay curiosity, check out lesgen hoping for some lewd lesbian shit to justify being here, we ain't got shit so they shitpost instead of accepting what total in denial fags they are.

Pic related in some way?

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This could be a classy desktop pape.

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>>5198622
Are you a drawfag?

Can I make a request?

>>5198726
I'm literally in bed going to sleep, but you posted Egon Schiele so I will take your request.. but you'll have to wait til tomorrow evening

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>>5198563
Well the intent of this was to depict the slave trade in a way that makes slave traders masturbate I guess.

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>>5198739
Oh neat. I wasn't expecting anything right away really.

I personally really love nerd/popular girl shit. And since this is lesgen, how about something like a nerdy weeb girl finally getting a normie gf.

And in return enjoy this classic wood worked tentacle porn. Also thanks if it happens.

>>5198683
Not me. It would be somewhat interesting to put a survey in the OP to see what the gen's demographics are though.

>>5198537

I'm a homo male, never even seen a vagina in person, but I find this very hot and interesting.

>>5198778
the survey would get hijacked by trolls

>>5198800
Probably. That's why I haven't started one.

>>5198778
We'd get trolled to fuck though. Like either mtfs would lie or just any dude seeing OP in the catalog would answer male.

Still 59 posters in this thread? I'd be shocked if over half are cis lesbians. Then again a lot of it is just some one troll poster that got ignored so homeboy just fucked off, leaving that stat higher than it would've been.

help
>be me
>hired at job, already good at it just nervous about working around so different many girls
>first few days mainly be loveable awkward
>kinda out of my shell now and friends with girls
>apparently none of them are gay
>one is super touchy feely with me
>hugs/cuddles/wants to wear my clothes/rubs me a lot
>extremely attracted to her
>another is a teen who flirts with me all day
>resist/hide from her all day
>her work bf hates my guts anyway
>the only one i was instantly attracted to and wanted is the hottest girl there
>never a chance to talk to her
>barely work with her
>have everyone's snapchat except for hers
>she's never said my name before
>she said it twice today
>she's always making me laugh when she takes orders
>have no clue how to break the ice if we're not just talking about work (i.e orders and shit)
>there have been times after work where both of us chill and talk to everyone around us except each other
>sexual frustration whenever she is near

what do

>>5198906
Hate to be the bearer of bad news but in my experience they're just being nice. I mean you could just straight up ask her out but it would ruin the friendship for sure. I would honestly not act on it. Just put those feelings to use somewhere else.

>>5198906
where do you work that there are so many women? Is it like a make up counter or what.

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>>5199328

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>>5199344

300th post
next thread:
>>5199359

>>5199365
THERE IS NO NEED TO MAKE A FUCKING NEW THREAD WHEN WE HAVE JUST REACH BUMP LIMIT, IN PAGE FUCKING ONE YOU IMBECILE NEWSHIT

KILL YOURSELF. STOP MAKING THREADS. STOP. I KNOW YOU'RE THE SAME NEWSHIT NIGGER THAT MAKES EVERY LESGEN BECAUSE YOU MAKE IT WHEN REACHING PUMP LIMIT.

HEAR ME OUT, THIS IS NOT TUMBLR, THIS IS NOT FACEBOOK, AND BEFORE POSTING YOU MUST LURK, FUCKING IDIOT. WE DO NOT MAKE GENERALS UNTIL 10 PAGE, YOU STUPID FAGGOT NEWFAG NIGGER. KILL YOURSELF JUST DO IT YOU'RE FUCKING STUPID AND WORTHLESS HOLY SHIT GO BACK TO YOUR NORMIE SITES.

>>5199401
Damn holy shit chill.

Like fuck it's annoying to me too when this one isn't even off front page but relax but I was the cunt to make this current one. Idk what other cunt has been making them so quick lately. It's whatever though. I see fucking 3 gaygens on the first page sometimes and god knows the trannies make them often cause it seems the second I hide one mtfgen 2 more pop the fuck up.

>>5199446
I'm possitive that nigger is a male troll. He's the one that makes the Jew/Israel lesgen with the same OP picture, black lesgen, and many more that have a pattern, repeated threads, always at 300 post. /lgbt/ doesn't autosages at 300 anymore.

And look at the OP he put, this faggot is a /pol/nigger. Do not make threads until 10th page please.

Why am I so scared of setting up an OKC account? Also, does anyone here have good experiences with it?

Oh hai lesgen, nice art...
>>5199365
>>5199401
>>5199446
>>5199462
okay....maybe, bai?

>>5199462
True maybe.

I do like guns though so jokes on him.

I have thought it weird to make it right on 300 lately. Usually someone waits till at least 400. But then I'm also tired of anime shit cause I'm burnt out on it.

What if I just beat whatever shit OP at his game? After that one dies I'll make a new one before he can fag one up. It'll be about baking or some gay shit.

>>5199480
I have nothing but shit experiences. But that's more on my area sucking dick.

>>5199480
Yeah, me and my current gf met on OKC. If you want to just mess around though, tinder was good for like not so serious dates, and just meeting up or sex

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I have a serious question.
Being attracted to male characters in media, does it make you a bislut? A friend and I argued about it for twenty minutes. She said as long as you add a "no hetero" it doesn't count plus they aren't actually real so it double doesn't count

>>5199622
you're bi in denial.If my gf told me she wanted to fuck a fictional male character, I'd dump her on the spot. I don't wanna get cheated on.

>>5199622
At least a tiny bit bi.

>>5199622
Not really, there's such a thing as admiring an aesthetic that just happens to be male. Just look at /fit/, it's known to be gay as fuck for such a reason that it's become a meme regardless of the actual orientation of the individual.

>>5199629
Honestly if my gf managed to cheat on me with a cartoon character I'd be pretty impressed. That requires like a reality breaking vagina.
Unless you just meant masturbating, and that shit doesn't count as cheating.

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>>5199622
There's a such thing as having a gay crush on someone without actually wanting to fuck them. Stupid straight people go on and on about those. Same could work for a homosexual but in the other direction. Either way, I wouldn't touch a girl who did that regularly, there's just something disconcerting about it. Like I wouldn't tell about how badly I'd do a fictional female character, that's weird. But I guess it all depends on who you're talking to. Point is - bisexuals can rot in hell.

>>5199281
It's a restaurant

>>5199232
:(

>>5199657
Dumbass, if she schlicks it to dudes, she'll leave for a real cock eventually.

>>5199685
this, it's one thing to have a joking straight crush cause a dude is aesthetic but it's another to regularly find dudes attractive

that's some bislut shit, and I don't even hate bisluts. I'd date one but it'd have to be a self-aware bislut, not some in-denial bislut since those are the ones that are gonna def cheat.

>>5199777
>I'd date one but it'd have to be a self-aware bislut, not some in-denial bislut since those are the ones that are gonna def cheat.
Fucking this!

first they'll have crushes on fictional or celebrity dudes, then they'll imagine the sex as they masturbate, then they'll want real cock, then they'll post on 4chan saying how they're bicurious and shit.

Fuck those bisluts.

>>5199795
Truth.

If a girl can't even be honest with herself, how can she be honest with me.