Gaygen - Arms edition

old: >>5171240

>tfw no bf to protect you and make you feel safe

File: 1430801089813.gif (320KB, 300x169px) Image search: [Google]

320KB, 300x169px

explain briefly why you're still a virgin loser nerd

>>5173872
reasons

>>5173872
I died in 2005 and have been haunting the world ever since.

tfw I'm more of an outcast and a loser in college than I used to be in high school

and they said it would get better lmao

>>5173872

missed a year of school, thus im not in any large social groups

no social groups = no parties = no bf = no sex

and im too scared for grindr

>>5173872
Because I think I am ugly, worthless and inferior to everyone, so I cannot even bring myself to look at anyone in the eyes.

>>5173863
wow thanks a lot OP now I have a boner just from looking at a guys arm baka

>>5173888
omg are u me ;_;

>>5173886
You sound autistic. It's not hard to make friends.

>Too scared of grindr
Bitch you sound weak

>>5173898
you sound very tough and sure of yourself

congratulations

>>5173886
>>5173899
>tfw no autistic boyfriend

>>5173900
awww i didn't know this was a thing ;( i feel wanted

>>5173911
where are you at, faM?

>>5173914
tajikistan

>>5173920
dafuq?

seriously wtf...

>>5173918

I think I'm done with 4chan now that 14yos are posting their nudes on here.

File: tumblr_mibt4eVRSE1s5fzsno1_1280.jpg (208KB, 432x1129px) Image search: [Google]

208KB, 432x1129px

Do you consider this a butterface, gg?

>>5173946

not really...looks masc...most guys have a weird side profile..especially when they have a larger nose

>>5173946
No. Also
>boys in speedos or any skin-tight clothing
Hnng.

>>5173946
I don't, but then again I have many of the same facial features he has so that could just be wishful thinking.

arranging to hook up with this guy and all his kinks sound fun etc.
He then asks me if what age I would RP.
I kinda just brush it off as I think age play is kinda weird and he replies
'mmmm good lad, me too :-) think we both know what that means'

y u gotta b a pedo 4?

Not hooking up now.
gross.

File: image.png (34KB, 809x808px) Image search: [Google]

34KB, 809x808px

>mfw I realize I've been wearing the same thing for like 3 weeks straight

File: okay.gif (933KB, 245x285px) Image search: [Google]

933KB, 245x285px

>>5173497
>Spain hasn't achieved and improved society

File: BRIAN_SIMS.jpg (41KB, 350x456px) Image search: [Google]

41KB, 350x456px

>>5174021
I bet your underwear smells of musky balls and that intoxicating delicious B.O. taint smell.

File: 21088505913_1cbf855e5d_k.jpg (295KB, 1120x1628px) Image search: [Google]

295KB, 1120x1628px

>>5173962
>boys in speedos or any skin-tight clothing
Aye. I should get back into swimming, just for the qts. I'm so weak, pale and skinny these days though, they'll probably just laugh at me.

>>5174021
I can go weeks without washing jumpers and pants in the winter, senpai. It's pretty normal, just remember to wash your socks, undies and t-shirts.

File: fat-wpid-photo-nov-13-2011-342-pm.jpg (88KB, 406x450px) Image search: [Google]

88KB, 406x450px

>>5173962
>any skin-tight clothing
careful what you wish for

File: 1442977313746.jpg (63KB, 728x701px) Image search: [Google]

63KB, 728x701px

>tfw finally starting to enjoy your major
It's a good reassuring feel desu

>>5174040
Context, m8. Context.

>closeted
>chatting to friends
>talkimg about this bully who keeps picking on an openly gay kid
>one says "poor *bullied kid*, it was so brave of him to come out"
>other says "yeah, there are only two out gay guys in our year, probably because of *bully*. You know, *bullied kid* and ANON."
>everyone nods and the carry on chatting

WTF??
I thought i was 100% closeted, but apparently everyone thinks im openly gay?

im like half shocked, half relieved. this is so weird. But also i cant blame >tfw no bf on being closeted anymore so... idk. awks

>>5174047
could just be banter anon, straight guys usually joke around like that.
or it could be the classical cliche of not needing to come out because your closet was a glass wardrobe.

>>5174044

>Germanic instead of German

rustled desu

>>5174047
You're just that gay mate

>>5174047
You're like Brendan Jordan tier gay, m8.

>>5174047
If you're in high school and from a town small enough to have been with the same mix of people since kindergarten, they probably all know.
That was my case, I guess. Didn't act overtly faggy in my last 3 or 4 years, but people remember stories from when you were young and less self aware.

Weird part is, the only people who were really shocked by it were people close to me. Maybe from a combination of denial and getting to know me, so they don't just think of you as "that gay kid."

>>5174047
>ANON no longer in closet now
>asks out *bullied kid*
>tfw bf

File: wishaniggawould.jpg (87KB, 640x640px) Image search: [Google]

87KB, 640x640px

>tfw gained wonderful boyfriend over Halloween
>tfw already saying how much we love each other (we were online friends long before meeting finally on Halloween)
>tfw long distance relationship though

>>5174064
>>tfw long distance relationship though
Oh you poor, poor thing. Good luck, though.

File: 1435996864171.webm (684KB, 480x270px) Image search: [Google]

684KB, 480x270px

>>5174064
>>5174063
>I will never have a bf

>>5174069
being on gaygen for a month now has cured me of wanting a bf.

>>5174073
why

>>5174077
Because this is a sample of the dating pool

File: 1446068707422.jpg (44KB, 401x442px) Image search: [Google]

44KB, 401x442px

>>5174079
I wouldn't mind a qt gg bf desu.

>>5174083

only the cute ones post pics. 99% of us are hideous trollcreatures.

>>5174079
not everyone here is a loser or wants to keep being a loser

i've seen losers become normies on here

believe me

>>5174066
he's so qt too it drives me nuts

but he's only 4 hours away by car... We're making plans to get together in December. I finally got a webcam for my PC which I originally thought would have been useless for me but now I use it everyday

>>5174077
because I realized I only fitted pretty faces and beautiful bodies inside a fantasy personality, and the reality of things is that most people are... not boring, but never really measures up with whatever image you have conjured up in your mind.

I know the personality type I'm attracted to, and it's a rare breed. once I stopped putting beauty on a pedestal I also stopped wanting a bf.

>>5174088

example?
ive seen normies become NEETS, but not the other way around.

tfw no swede bf

>>5174102
Chizuru and Kareshi
SP & Jupp
Wiz & his bf
etc, you probably don't even know who i'm talking about, though. search the archives.

>>5174109

i know sp, jupp and wiz.

I always thought they were always normies though.

File: me browsing gg.jpg (3MB, 2048x3072px) Image search: [Google]

3MB, 2048x3072px

>>5174086
Can't prove that, Anon. I actually find most of the people here who do post pictures are pretty ugly.
Everyone else is a shy qt who doesn't want to deal with thirst.

>>5174109
>normies

>>5174102
5652 seems one of the most "normie" posters desu
also batshit insane though so maybe not

>>5174137
Normies are pretty batshit insane desu, especially normie gays and women.

>>5174116
see, if you're on 4chan something's wrong with you

>>5174125
it's true though

if i had a bf i'd leave this shit hole in a heart beat. i'd doing fun shit with him
>tfw no bf to go to the gym with
>tfw no bf to play vidya with
>tfw no bf to travel to beautiful places with
>tfw no bf to make love to

etcetcetc
but i guess it was not meant to be. oh well. now im even more depressed. going to do something else, i'll be lurking tho

>>5174137

isnt he a chronic drug addict?

File: jAWMvr6l.jpg (42KB, 573x640px) Image search: [Google]

42KB, 573x640px

!!!

File: V8O5Equ.gif (2MB, 300x169px) Image search: [Google]

2MB, 300x169px

>>5174145
I want a bf that I can drop out of uni and run away from all current responsibilities with. Just get a comfy job in a cafe somewhere in a small town and live a happy life together.

I wish I could speak to men, but they're the most terrifying creatures in the world.

Why can't I be straight?

>>5173863
>tfw ex keeps sending me pics of his arms on facebook
i must have killed children or something in my past life to deserve this torment

>>5174007
eugh i'm sorry anon

>>5174155
cute

>>5174161
that sounds dreamy desu

File: Chris-Pratt.jpg (287KB, 2048x1476px) Image search: [Google]

287KB, 2048x1476px

>>5174176
Not as terrifying as women. Men a cute!
Literally how do people form platonic relationships with anything but glorious straight men?

>>5174178
is this the one from back home? or in LA?

>>5174193
i haven't had a bf in la
both of my exes were in indiana
(it's the one i always say is a bad person)
(but he's being nice again)

>>5174189
I have never really had a close relationship with a straight man so I have no fucking idea what that is like.

I feel so much more comfortable around females. Apparently women are the ones who are judgemental, shallow and obnoxious, but in my experience, it has always been the opposite. Straight men are unbearable to be around.
With women I can talk about pretty much anything and never feel uncomfortable. It's so great.

I wish I were straight and never had to deal with men.

>>5174201
He's not being nice if he's making you feel like shit ? I think that's how it works

He should know better but my ex is texting the history of our relationship as some guilt trip

>>5174211
i don't feel like shit, i just recognize the situation is stupid af
but it's nice to indulge the lie a little

>>5174201
if he was a bad person, you should've blocked him Tbh but oh well.

Kinda what he said: >>5174211

My guess would be this person is doing this b/c he knows you are being tormented in someway. I'm guessing part of you likes being torment in someway, or else you would just block him.

>>5174203
Friendships with men and women just pan out differently with me.
Women are often easier to form fast friendships with, but straight men are GOAT once you get to the point where you naturally spend a significant amount of your free time together. Often a friendship with a straight men will last longer, it just takes a while for me to drop my guard around them.

Maybe it's because I find them more interesting, relatable and less dramatic. Or I'm just a delusional faggot who wishes they had a straight bf. Probably both.

>>5174221
ah, nvm then >>5174220
lol.

but still

File: disbelief surprised-GIF.gif (941KB, 276x277px) Image search: [Google]

941KB, 276x277px

>>5174189
>just imagined those two fucking each other
Glorious boner.

>>5174220
Well you said "torment" so I guessed wrong

>>5174221
It's just funny because he's making stuff up and its pretty dumb. I talked him down and he's since stopped messaging me

>>5174225
It's not even a flattering candid shot, but I still find them so much more attractive than I'll ever find a gay man.
Look at Evans' arms, I want him to get all handsy with me.

>>5174221
nah he's trying to be all repentant and whatnot
which i don't believe, but it's kinda nice to pretend
that's what i meant by indulge the lie
honestly it feels a little cathartic, maybe if i can stop focusing on how much i hate him i can finally just get over it

>>5174229
yeah my bad, i meant torment b/c he's hot and sending me lewds and i can't bang him

File: il_570xN.800469139_gcws.jpg (77KB, 570x456px) Image search: [Google]

77KB, 570x456px

>>5174224
>lol. didn't finish my thought
*but still, if he is truly a bad person you should just block him, but I know you know this so instead enjoy these gay pride buttons that I have no fucking clue what they mean.

File: 1445980702021.jpg (1MB, 1280x1267px) Image search: [Google]

1MB, 1280x1267px

would you a muscleboi?

>>5174241
what is a muscleboi
speaking of which, i didn't realize 'pump' was like an actual thing until last night lol

>>5174239
Fair enough, I'm indifferent to my ex Tbh so I can tolerate any bs he says or does
>>5174241
Is a muscleboi like pic related, I assume it is
If it was real, sure but I wouldn't fuck a piece of paper sadly (2d)

>>5174245
things ended really abruptly between us at a really involved point in our relationship so honestly i have a lot of unresolved issues about it
which is probably why i insist that i hate him so much and whatnot. i have an issue where i think people are like totally awful or perfect without a lot of in-between. anyway, that's enough blogging for me

>>5174241

do you mean a musclecub? or a twunk? or a hunk?
muscleboi isnt an actual term

>tfw my arms are built like rocks

Also, I'm so stressed /gg/, I have a client that won't stop phoning me. They seem to want to use a different method of contact every time rather than just e-mailing me. It's driving me crazy.

>>5174256
Fair enough
Different strokes I guess, I'm pretty chill and let other people have to much sway in my mood that I just talk to everyone but what I say is different
Like close friends I'll be intimate and nice
And so on

>>5174257
I just assumed muscleboi=twunk. I've seen a few at the gym I was going to. They are a bit off putting imo.

>>5174263
suck his dick (hopefully its a man)

>>5174269
I would rather he stopped phoning me and started using that weird little e-mail thingy that people have started using these days.

>>5174256
>awful or perfect
Iktf. Someday we'll find someone close enough to perfect, sludgey.

>>5174271
ok but why not suck his dick? sucking dicks is always a good thing.

>>5174272
what i meant was i think someone's perfect until they look at my crossways and suddenly they're the devil
it's shitty and i try to remind myself to be like
reasonable and not crazy lol

>>5174272
this actually scares me. I've been in relationships where I could do no wrong at the start and then I could do no right. It sucks.

>>5174291
I get that
It's hard to keep yourself in check so much TbH at least for me

>>5174302
yeah it's rough, but i honestly feel like i've made a lot of progress and stuff and don't have so much of an issue anymore
which is probably why i can handle stuff like this now

>>5174301
hopefully you won't have to go through that again
i'm sure you'll have a more mature relationship eventually (if you haven't already)

>>5174324
what's this?

File: 1401595055.null-ghost_20140524_u18chan.jpg (758KB, 1366x768px) Image search: [Google]

758KB, 1366x768px

>>5174324
would suck middle, all else are pretty ugly

Is anyone using Firefox on PC? Is loading the catalog (on any board) really slow for you?

>>5174359
I'm glad your improving hopefully in the future it won't even be a problem

>>5174378
yes. I don't know why but it always freezes up my PC even when I'm running steam games on full speed with no problem

>>5174137
>>5174144
s m d
>>5174150
periodic casual drug use =/= chronic drug addict

>>5173911
it's okay. I'll be your autistic boyfriend until the thread 404s anon

>>5174386
They fucked it up again. Jesus christ.

It's that and fucking flash that keeps crashing after I watch some porn or youtube vids.

I have to restart the damn browser. Every. Single. Time.

>>5174391
what drugs u do bby

>>5174391
If you do drugs periodically that means you're addicted. You moron.

I dare you to stop doing drugs.

Protip: you can't, because you're a degenerate drug addict.

File: digidestined_by_budgie-d4clmd9.jpg (319KB, 1000x602px) Image search: [Google]

319KB, 1000x602px

>>5174240

Did anyone else think of this when they saw that picture

>>5174413

I would post a shitscribble of a "hate powered projector" but I already made a digimon joke
Either way, ease your anger glands, bro, your getting frowny bile all over the place.

File: fearforyourwife.jpg (36KB, 483x554px) Image search: [Google]

36KB, 483x554px

>tfw accepted the fact that I'm addicted to marijuana

>>5174429

you dont have to accept it.

Seek help and/or therapy.

>>5174427
>anger = banter
Don't you have strangers' cum to gargle on?

>>5174433
not saying I won't try to change it but recognition is the first step right? I'm worried if I stop smoking completely I'll start drinking or smoking cigs more.

>>5174429

weed is worse than tobacco at reducing your testosterone level..

>>5174439

Sounded pretty hurtful to me!
I never goddamn know when y'alls banting or just being butts.
Also, no, goodness, not at the moment.
Maybe this weekend.

>>5174440

Being sober can suck for a pretty long time.
Just remember millions have done it before you, and millions more after. Its possible.
In case you needed some pep, I dunno, look, it's my default state, sorry if it was unwanted. </3

>>5174445
>Sounded pretty hurtful to me!
It's because girls and girls like you all seem to think that men only say hurtful things. Don't forget to post pics/vids. AND PLEASE MOAN. OMG I CAN'T STRESS THIS ENOUGH.

>>5174408
krokodil + paintstripper
desu
>>5174413
look bruv i will regularly go for weeks without sniffing anything im far from being an addict
the only drug im even slightly 'addicted' to is weed and thats just out of sheer apathy its not like ive ever tried to give up

>>5174457
y u always gotta say such hurtful things to Circe, anon?

File: image.jpg (202KB, 640x1136px) Image search: [Google]

202KB, 640x1136px

>>5174118
I'm not shy

I hope I'm not ugly too

>>5174176
The gods are punishing you for your hubris

>>5174461
Because she's adorable and I love to bully her. :3

>>5174465

nice jumper

>>5174460
>krokodil + paintstripper
Fucking lost it
>>5174470
aww?

>>5174465
Not ugly but that long hair needs to go ASAP. Do that trendy nazi haircut.

>>5174460
>krokodil + paintstripper
choice
as long as it's not weed
weed is literally the shittiest drug I've ever experienced

>>5174475
good, more for me

>>5174474
I'm cutting it all in like February

>>5174473
>>5174470

Never fucking know what you doofs are on about.

>>5174475
>>5174460

And now I can tell you guys are being facetious but I can't tell why
Whatever, fuck it, that's enough gaygen for me today. Goddamn Enigmas.

File: 529420_197209997094974_58616067_n.png (40KB, 160x160px) Image search: [Google]

40KB, 160x160px

Uhh yeah arms better than dicks r-
right?
Who needs a top with a big dick when he has nice arms right boys?

>>5174465
i dig it

>>5174485
I'm not a fucking doof, wtf is a doof? Sounds offensive
I'm just wondering if its sincere or not
>>5174488
I'm hoping your arms are at least double the length of your Dick

>>5174484
You're pretty qt but damn son, address the hair thing sooner rather than later

>>5174497
Now those measurements mak nasty can live up to ;)

>>5174485
That means you need your daily dose of manly cum in your tummy and butt. :3

>>5174497
>wtf is a doof?
doof is short for doofus which is a stupid person

>>5174503
You'd fucking hope so
>>5174506
Ahh fuck that noise

>>5174506
>>5174497

It's a term of endearment!
Sorry, sorry, sorry!
I mean it more in the "y'all just doing you but I just don't get it"..

I, uhm.. didn't actually offend you, did I? </3
Sorry sorry.

I know I often exaggarate and say 'this is the first time I've' but now it really is the first time I've met a guy that I'm attracted to THIS much.
He is fit, has a blond curly hair and truly nice smile. Studies psychology and is very gentle, strong and friendly. I swear I'm not some slut and I don't give into anything easily, (hell it is hard to get me to have sex with somebody either way) but I'd sleep with him.
I'd just feel I'd be satisfied then to have that with him, I wouldn't mind us doing it because I'm attracted to him in such a right way it doesn't seem shady and gross Like sex usually is. Sex is disgusting. (Except when it isn't.)

Man, I thought being gay is about having sex all day, doing your hair and going to the disco. I don't like either of those.

>>5174500
Man Im trying every hair style I can think of so I can have photos of me with a shit ton of different hair styles for when I'm older.

File: 20151104_183351-1.jpg (403KB, 770x817px) Image search: [Google]

403KB, 770x817px

>>5173863

>tfw small arms

File: umwhat.gif (844KB, 400x225px) Image search: [Google]

844KB, 400x225px

>>5174512
>Sorry, sorry, sorry!
>I, uhm.. didn't actually offend you, did I? </3
Sorry sorry.

>>5174473
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2985452/Petrol-drinking-sex-pest-facing-jail-breaching-ASBO-guzzling-unleaded-eight-hours-prison-release.html
me irl
>>5174475
everyone says this to me and i agree entirely
but basically i cant stop smoking dat piff
idk why + idc
>>5174485
ure face is an enigma
desu desu desu

>>5174512
Stop being adorable or I'll have to bully you even more.

>>5174515
i know how you feel. This guy I'm crushing on is so much more than just a crush. He's bright, kind, intelligent and I love spending time with him

I hope we can both make it slav

>>5174512
I say the abbreviation of "God bless ya" and get shit on
You call me a doofus and its nice? Fuck this bizarro society
>>5174524
Dat link
Sexy

File: 1446661197149[1].jpg (70KB, 736x842px) Image search: [Google]

70KB, 736x842px

Took this from /pol/

>>5174521
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x6QA3m58DQw

>>5174533
Needless to say, he is painfully hot.

File: images(2).jpg (9KB, 225x225px) Image search: [Google]

9KB, 225x225px

>tfw at mcdonalds
>realize I haven't gotten this wifi banned here yet

>>5174533
>Took this from /pol/
give it back

File: 1440232164672.png (199KB, 325x323px) Image search: [Google]

199KB, 325x323px

So... who is the cutest girl of all of /gaygen/, /gaygen/? I used to think it was senpai... but now I do believe it's Circé.

File: dance.gif (247KB, 580x400px) Image search: [Google]

247KB, 580x400px

>tfw met a gay nerd who likes anime and vidya and pot
This is too good to be true, I know there will be some kind of twist but I enjoy it for now

>>5174524
it's literally the shittiest high
fucking whipits give a better high

u need to get a guy to blow coke in ur bp
I've got good shit btw c;

>>5174554
glad to see rugby has lost some weight finally

>>5174554
Only shiny golden gods are on gaygen, no women
Everyone's great
>>5174559
Aren't you lucky

>>5174560
>glad to see rugby has lost some weight finally
my sides, but it's kinda shitty for you to bant about him and he's not here to defend himself.

>>5174560
>rugby
ah shit. Totally forgot about rugby. I guess Circé isn't cutest girl after all. nvm: >>5174554

File: images.jpg (7KB, 300x168px) Image search: [Google]

7KB, 300x168px

>>5174554
Me tbqh

>>5174554
teacup anon.

>>5174465
qt.

>>5174474
Kill and bury yourself with 2009 /fa/, you passé cunt.

>>5174575
keep talkin like that and people will start taking you seriously, makitty

>>5174579
he's gonna hurt you for that one m8

File: democritus.jpg (11KB, 300x300px) Image search: [Google]

11KB, 300x300px

>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y-HDiRfK230

"Big Gay Following"
its pretty funny, this huge guy propositions strangers for gay sex on the street

and also everyone has comedy british accents

>>5174575
why is it the chasers always end up becoming girls?

>>5174575
Your close enough tbqh

>>5174586
Lol yeah you're right sludgey. I drank too much coffee before work and I don't think about what I say. I need to chill.

How was that Halloween party?

>>5174596

when he was only wearing pants and lying assup, facedown on the bed waiting for room service i had to turn it off.

Too awkward, even for me.

>>5174598
Can't fuck em, join em

>kinda shitty for you to bant about him and he's not here to defend himself
>defend himself
rugby is a fat piece of shit and knows it
he and I are friends and I remind him of his obesity every time we talk
he likes being talked down to

>>5174560
numb bp tho
ngl was actually seeing this boy who was quite into his coke for a bit but never did that
>>5174570
>>5174574
nbf yh but leave rugby alone
me + rugby <33333

File: 1439023296550.png (1MB, 1280x1071px) Image search: [Google]

1MB, 1280x1071px

>tfw UTI

>>5174586
he's probs too busy having a cute domestic life with his dad boyfriend and getting dicked against walls.

>>5174609
Yeah good coke kinda makes you have to shit and a numb ass doesn't sound look a good combo imo

also I thought swede was into speed, not coke ; ^ )

>>5174579

whos teacup anon?

>>5174611
Are you sexy grill? I thought only women can get this

>>5174611
I can't stop laughing.

>>5174602
that was a couple weeks ago, it was ok i guess
i was bored desu
everyone kept talking about how it was "at a farm in the desert and had a big corn maze"
so, being from farm country, i was except yknow
an actual farm.
it was a house in the burbs in one of those housing additions where all the houses are exactly the same.
and there wasn't even a corn maze, it was a little like show in the backyard
and there was no alcohol because there were like 100 children there
also i didn't know anyone so i sat around and read like 1/3 of frankestein
i looked cute tho

>>5174623
No, it's just more common in women because of the shorter length of the urethra.

I just want to PIIIIIISSSSS.

im sick of rubbing my ladyboybits all day long

i need a daddy asap

>>5174623
men have urinary tracts too lol

>>5174633
i'm sry m8
did you get some cranberry juice?

>>5174618
yh kk well me and swede never actually saw each other did we
wasnt irl

>>5174638
>expecting rabbi to understand basic biology
He's a literal jew who spends his time reading the torah and leeching off the state.

>>5174621
he posts on here sometimes. some people call him lil anon or angry/angriest anon. he's a 5'2 tsundere.

>>5174633
I hope you are on antibiotics for it.
Also afraid to ask if you got it from condomless anal sex.

>>5174600
say that again faggot see what happens.

>>5174604
>not fucking them
>not joining them to fuck them more

Beat them join them than beat them again :^]]]]]

>>5174636
Hey sweetie
Ill take care of you princess...ill never leave you...im your fucking daddy whore!

>>5174627
Lol thats disapointing. I haven't really been here to check in so I missed it.
So you were literally that meme guy that sits in the corner alone with his feet hurting wishing he was at home reading?

>>5174643
I know, was just jokin' with u bby

>>5174646
5'2"... holy shit that's cute. Did he ever post pics?

>>5174465
Long hair is for children and the unemployed. Buzz it, hippie

>>5174652
p much
i was the only person there my age
it was all people in their 40s and their kids
it was not a fun time

File: m-1083_4.jpg (94KB, 1000x666px) Image search: [Google]

94KB, 1000x666px

>>5174657
>tfw no long haired, lazy bum bf to chill with all day and be disapproved of by my parents

>>5174652
It's true
What now, miss?

>>5174646

ive been here for like 8 months and i havent heard of him once

>>5174663
you should've looked for biscum married guys to flirt with and made their wives really nervous.

What is everyone listening to /Gaygen/?

This is what I'm listening to
https://youtu.be/x0pSo58K5aY

(This is a surefired way to get replies since everyone here is an attention starved whore desu)

>>5174663
How did you even invited to something like that?

>>5174669
Well little man I have responsibilities to attend with but I won't forget this and ill take it out on your bp on a different date...

>>5174644
It is more common in women. Like bladder infections. I never heard man have UTI. But I looked information it is not common in men in USA. Uncircumcised men 10-20 times more likely to get UTI

>>5174665
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6ldCPlMwQbQ

xD xD xD

>>5174684
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eeLLjJFNKSI&list=WL

>>5174684
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eRfBqoGVFXc

>>5174684
Lately got back into prog bands I used to listen to a lot in high school, right now Pink Floyd but their newest album sucks and I don't even count it as real Pink Floyd

>>5174703
Pink Floyd is pleb prog anyway

File: tambourine.gif (521KB, 300x269px) Image search: [Google]

521KB, 300x269px

>>5174690
OMG even post-lobotomy Britney just like, gets me, you know?


My crush has medium-long hair though, and he works in a pizza shop and goes to uni with me. It's cute.

>>5174708
As prog, yeah
Otherwise I really like them
Also reminds me of my first love

File: wvSuylC.jpg (66KB, 880x1100px) Image search: [Google]

66KB, 880x1100px

>>5174684
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F9L4q-0Pi4E

>>5174713
Why do furries have to make furry versions of everything?

Same question to bronies.

>>5174683
gross

>>5174688
it was my mother's husband's sister's party
which i was obligated to attend
honestly, i need to just sack up and say no
going to san francisco last weekend was a fiasco too, i thought being compliant and going to this stuff would be like
a nice thing for me to do or whatever

>>5174684
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OJQyTnD74gk

File: 1064251.jpg (289KB, 500x500px) Image search: [Google]

289KB, 500x500px

>>5174720
Maybe same reason why anime fans make anime versions of everything

>>5174720
furry is a way of life
bronies are a very advanced form of weeb autism
Know the difference.

>>5174729
Both are strikingly similar and have a large overlap in users.

>>5174684
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l3NoYyNKSXQ

>>5174728
People only do that because anime is easy as shit to draw and they're lazy.

>>5174684
http://youtu.be/DtAITPpMzWI

File: ronfez.jpg (64KB, 500x326px) Image search: [Google]

64KB, 500x326px

>>5174684
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tN0Xgj3XI70

who else /ronandfez/ here

File: plsno.jpg (62KB, 153x317px) Image search: [Google]

62KB, 153x317px

>>5174684
Banks and Sakamoto.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NL9T42SVnN0

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PcGY0dStHuA

>>5174488
Hey maki

guess me :3c

>>5174653
well....................dont
im emotionally vulnerable
>>5174684
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xZZGeA7q1S4
yes 90s trill

Did I douche too deep? The shit water just kept coming and coming, and little lumps of shit too.

>>5174760

omg persian stop bullying

>>5174772

RIP in peace

>>5174772
Nah u good senpai

>>5174733
nah senpai furry culture is based around fetishization and community while both anime and ponyshit are based around the idolization of media, two completely different things. Furry aesthetic isn;t strictly defined, while both ponyshit and anime follow the moeshit aesthetic to a point, only divided by western/eastern influence.

>>5174684
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EemF_7ShJU0

File: Digital_rectal_exam_nci-vol-7136-300.jpg (952KB, 2025x2018px) Image search: [Google]

952KB, 2025x2018px

>>5174767
>im emotionally vulnerable
tfw no like-minded/emotionally jaded bf

why are all cute boys emotionally unstable?

>>5174772
You put too much water in and in went past your rectal cavity, see pic
I am douchmaster supreme

>>5174772
you did it too deep and too much. you will have to lay on your left side for proper bowel movement. Ever notice while laying on your left side you fart more often.

File: image.jpg (4KB, 300x57px) Image search: [Google]

4KB, 300x57px

I wanna have crazy prostate orgasms with a vibrator/prostate massager, but I live in a dorm and have roommates n stuff

>dat captcha

File: image.jpg (206KB, 1200x900px) Image search: [Google]

206KB, 1200x900px

Who here emotionally dead inside?

File: hon.jpg (686KB, 1470x1776px) Image search: [Google]

686KB, 1470x1776px

>>5174818
use your finger

File: Love-Live-Maki-Header-002-20150504-150x150.jpg (7KB, 150x150px) Image search: [Google]

7KB, 150x150px

>>5174798
They are emotionally unstable they can get away with it tbqh
Who's going to tell a little princess no she can't have sweets when she's crying. Daddies have their soft spots.

>>5174760
Hey persian baby sup

>>5174727
>san franthisco

You're still clean right? :^]
But seriously that all sounds fun you should be more positive about it

I just keep listening to Omar Rodriquez Lopez and Die Antwoord over and over.

What do Perder El Arte de La Razon Sin Mover Un Solo Dedo and Cookie Thumper have in common?

Hm, well, actually I was planning on saying "nothing" but maybe now that I think about it, a lot more than I realized.

>>5174830

Not with my trusty anti-depressants I'm not.

File: spongedankmemepants.jpg (36KB, 493x360px) Image search: [Google]

36KB, 493x360px

>>5174830
I prefer emotionally vacant

>>5174798
because 5652 is basically a fucking girl

File: b2ea67332fcd016aa6aa23ea4ca26f089a7ca7a3004786563e5a389ba658d0c1.jpg (61KB, 460x480px) Image search: [Google]

61KB, 460x480px

>>5174830
just shut up and go kill yourself. no one likes you

>>5174833
I've tried, it feels good but it's hard to do continuously plus my main concern is finding a private place to do it

>>5174688
Well, we'll see, won't we

>>5174835
it was not fun at all
sf seemed really cool but like
i just watched my mom get blackout drunk and read half of dracula and nothing else

>>5174798
not that guy but how much water should you use?

>>5174846
http://41.media.tumblr.com/b3dad46d3e9aa5104f0743f458721029/tumblr_nw8e18uHtq1raxkq7o1_500.jpg

live alone or find a bf to move in with

>>5174846
What I mean is that my hand/arm gets tired

File: image.jpg (156KB, 720x1080px) Image search: [Google]

156KB, 720x1080px

>>5174842
lol artin pls stop being rude

>>5174837
>anti-depressants
Do they work? I tried many. None worked for me. They only made me less hungry and less sex drive

>>5174837
favorite die antwoord song desu.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XCGbNFFqxS4

>>5174873
your shit is disgusting and so are you

http://33.media.tumblr.com/826cd8d8dcb3ee5980179b637e15f762/tumblr_ng1hozs97t1qmb55go1_400.gif

>>5174857
Just buy fleets, they're like 99 cents for two of them at cvs
fleets are around 4.5 oz but I'm a small guy (5'8) so I use about 2/3. Depending on your size you might use a bit more. Just do it three-four times and you should be good.

File: image.jpg (139KB, 640x640px) Image search: [Google]

139KB, 640x640px

>>5174881
>tumblr
>fat hairy balding man
Opinion discarded (:
Have something sexy instead maybe this will cure your mental illness

>>5174899
reeeee straight fag out

>>5174899
it's pretty fucking shitty of you to keep posting these monsters on gaygen
will you ever stop this rabbi

It must take a special kind of narcissism to go on a forum for gay men and post pics of semi-bude attractive women.

>>5174885
you shouldn't be using medicated emenas that often
just buy a squirt bottle for like 50c and use water
or you can get an enema bulb at sex shops/online for like 10 bucks
tho personally i got one and i much prefer just using a bottle

>>5174876
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HcXNPI-IPPM
this is mine

>>5174925
>you shouldn't be using medicated emenas that often
you empty the fleets out... the saline in it is a laxative and will make you fucking explode
also I have a bulb douche from my sub bottom days but I prefer fleets

File: 1+.jpg (134KB, 561x786px) Image search: [Google]

134KB, 561x786px

>>5174899
degenerate desu.

>>5174873

Well, I also had lots of therapy and, I dunno, also just have a really- I dunno how to say it without coming across like a cesstool.
I focus a lot of making others happy and it makes it easier to bear the fact that, you know, I'm not all that happy myself. Like vicarious relief. I went for a real long time without anti-depressants.
I just take sertraline HCL, desu. A low dose, too. It makes it easier not to feel disgusted with myself and just irritated and bitter all the time.

There's this thing that happens nowadays, that I don't really understand. Physical or tender emotional affection anger me and I've never been able to understand. Or I'd be in the fit of some kind of masochistic fun times and all of the sudden, the pleasure saps away and I'm just cut up and bleeding and bruised and SUPER unhappy and it's not at all the fault of the person I'm with it just.. I don't even know. The pain all turns into reminders of how much I deserve it, rather than how kinky and exhilarating it is.

.. I dunno why my answer got so long, sorry.

>>5174876

I uh wow
Maybe my least favorite, ever?
It's so plain and creamy.

The anti-depressants make it easier to shake that stuff off, or even keep it from happening.

>>5174925

That one might be mine, too.
Or Cookie Thumper.

>>5174934
ah, i thought you were saying to use it as it came

File: image.jpg (52KB, 480x480px) Image search: [Google]

52KB, 480x480px

>>5174905
Really the only time I will do this is when people begin to be rude to me. Otherwise I am cool guy. I don't like problem.
(:

>>5174948
agreed
you're really nice and i like you most of the time but when you start posting women i hate you

>>5174948
once you kill yourself none of this will matter so just go kill yourself now.

>>5174945
cookie thumper is good too
forgot about fatty boom boom tho, that's my fave
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AIXUgtNC4Kc

>>5174948
Rabbi do you want to be my bf?

>>5174947
of course not
I am the self proclaimed "douchmaster supreme"
I mastered the prostate orgasm at 13, goml faggots

>>5174982
That's pretty fucking whorey desu senpai

File: wendys.jpg (406KB, 1536x1127px) Image search: [Google]

406KB, 1536x1127px

>>5174966
>blackface
how is that not racist, south african whites are disgusting

>>5174977
back off please

he's mine :/

>>5174991
How is black face racist? Because niggers can't handle banter?

File: 1446492161465.png (75KB, 348x301px) Image search: [Google]

75KB, 348x301px

>>5174997
No

>>5175002
then be my bf instead

>>5174991
i was about to argue that it wasn't blackface but then i saw she was wearing red lipstick
yeah that's shitty

File: tumblr_mj60njKDal1r61a7no4_250.gif (1022KB, 245x170px) Image search: [Google]

1022KB, 245x170px

>>5175001

File: 1445984994140.jpg (77KB, 405x405px) Image search: [Google]

77KB, 405x405px

>>5175010
Are you cute interesting and can handle the bantz?

>>5174991
Niggers are worthless so who cares?

>>5174734
That sounds really cool, mayne.

>>5175001
>How is black face racist?
>niggers
answered ur own question senpai

>>5175026
Do what, aggravate the savages?
The only reason people find it offensive/racist is because they're told to, without actually thinking logically about why it might be racist.

"HURR, YOU'RE TREATING MY PEOPLE LIKE A COSTUME," is not a valid reason to get upset. If you get upset over "costumes" you need to fucking grow a pair.

>>5174798
I've never actually really "felt" my prostate, so to speak. I finger myself quite often while masturbating, but I've never had a prostate orgasm, or literally hit that sweet spot.

Am I doing it wrong? I'm only fingering, so I can't do it too deep. But even when I did it with a toy to get deeper, it dindu nuffin.

>>5174966

Hm, wait, Ugly Boy might be true blue jam.
That shit has my skipping and grooving and singing when I walk my dog

>>5175041
This desu
Besides that only sopping wet vaginas get triggered by black face

Are you triggered by drag queens? No? Then you're a giant hypocrite

File: tumblr_mluzz366qB1ql8deeo1_500.gif (494KB, 500x260px) Image search: [Google]

494KB, 500x260px

>>5175055

>>5175021
>>5174991
you are looking at this from your american perspective.
DA grew up in a sort of "caste" like society where they, zif, are considered lower than blacks. americans have this one sided vision of racism, she actually raises more questions but if you only look at this at surface level, or think it's shock value you won't be getting anything out of it.

and I don't even like DA.

File: tumblr_mtugjoEuA41qgtyi3o1_250.png (78KB, 250x186px) Image search: [Google]

78KB, 250x186px

>gaygen in a nutshell

File: image.jpg (59KB, 761x538px) Image search: [Google]

59KB, 761x538px

>>5175040
i can give you lots of love

isnt that enough

>>5175069
Answer my question faggot
Love isn't the only thing I need from a companion
I also need broship, faggot

>>5175058
Your prostate is like behind your balls along the wall of your rectum, it's not deep inside you. When you "hit" it you feel a sensation of strong pressure.
Prostate orgasms are tricky and take a while to get the hang of.

>>5175074
so true, but let's be fair. there are and will be outliers.

File: tumblr_nmehonSdbv1qcpm5vo1_1280.png (1MB, 761x835px) Image search: [Google]

1MB, 761x835px

>>5175063
But the sight of niggers is offensive, Anon.
Even the darkies know that, that's why they're triggered when a white person taunts them by clowning around in black face.
Oh, but they're free to make jokes about whitey all they want. That's "punching up." You know, because everyone knows that niggers are always below whitey, even the dindus.

File: 1437740097894.jpg (241KB, 788x804px) Image search: [Google]

241KB, 788x804px

>>5174835
i-im good.. how are you?

You are very dominant and making me all fuzzy in the head... i think im gonna pass out

You are the PERFECT male except.... 44444444444444444444444444


:3c
tfw no maki

File: image.jpg (10KB, 400x224px) Image search: [Google]

10KB, 400x224px

>>5175081
this is obviously not gonna work

time to move on as usual

>>5175067
I meant zef not zif.

>>5175067
no i definitely feel you that american views of racism aren't applicable to other cultures for the most part
but i mean
she didn't really make a point or illustrate an argument by doing it

>>5175099
Who is this cum dump? He has qt eyes.
Looks like one of those beta males I'd like to sexually dominate.

>>5174991
It was not blackface. Yellow eyes, black fur, red mouth. That's a black panther. Not a South African. You mongrel.

>>5175099
Not my fault you're a fucking fag

>>5175110
Is that you straight degrader? You're awful at dominating. Pfft.

>>5175134
I don't know who that is, I just want to slap around and edge a qt beta bitch.

>>5175120
yeah that's what i was thinkin too
but like if you've got black face paint and bright red lips, it brings minstrelry to mind even they didn't intend to (and i don't get the impression they did)

>>5175104

>she didn't really make a point or illustrate an argument by doing it

I don't mean this in, like, a hostile or condescending way but you should look into the imagery of that song.
And, all that aside- what you doing being a fan of Die Antwoord if you think they'd be pointlessly derogatory? The "blackface" wasn't the only full-body get up they used in the song. It's not just a bunch of striking costumes, you know.
Their whole thing is about appreciating all sorts of different kinds of beauty with meaning and undermining appearances.

>>5175104
the point she illustrates has to do with DAs success in the west. looking at rap/hip hop culture from the american side, where black culture is celebrated. to me it's a way of pointing towards the issue of white vs black rappers in the us.

the culture that DA has used as their image is sort of the bottom of the barrel of south africa, presented to the world it reminds us of the rap culture from the us. there is also the historical importance of the dutch and their use of Zwarte Piet, I think.

DA are very clever people, they make sure they work with very respected contemporary artists who knows how to present their vision, to flat out dismiss this as not illustrating a point is not looking into the context imho senpai

>>5175147
Circe

This is the most pseudo-intellectual shit ive ever heard

please read a math book jc

File: tumblr_n0h3jdkaP61t3c66ro1_1280.jpg (74KB, 708x800px) Image search: [Google]

74KB, 708x800px

>No white, country boy bf

>>5175158

I mean.. I don't like explaining shit to people but maybe I should've. >>5175149 laid out the concept, instead.

File: ChildhoodsEnd(1stEd).jpg (33KB, 215x332px) Image search: [Google]

33KB, 215x332px

What book is everyone reading /gaygen/?

Childhood's end for me desu

File: 1446146512215.jpg (60KB, 540x960px) Image search: [Google]

60KB, 540x960px

>>5175162
>tfw no white, country neko boy bf

>>5175147
>>5175143
i literally just said i didn't think they were trying to be intentionally provocative
i said it came off looking like blackface even if they didn't intend it

>>5175149
no i feel you, i've seen their maxnormal stuff and like
i get they're putting on and whatnot, i didn't even think of it as being blackface until that anon pointed it out

>>5175180
i finished frankenstein last week, about done with dracula now
after that i need to go back to the book store

>>5175140
Oh, so there are two of you. Nice.

It's a straight guy who likes to dom sub bottoms (like me). I tease him by telling him he sucks at it. You suck too btw. :3

>implying you'd have the strength/courage necessary to slap me
Pfft.

>>5175147
Autism: the post.

File: tumblr_n8yzokbKnq1sa2ea2o1_1280.jpg (115KB, 704x960px) Image search: [Google]

115KB, 704x960px

>>5175180
Nothing. I should start studying for exams next week, but I think I'll just cram over the weekend.

>>5175181
I wanna fuck him, then snuggle wrapped in a confederate flag.

>>5175180
I just read science books that all my friends think are boring. Just started 'The Selfish Gene' by Dawkins.

>readin books
fukken nerds i tell ya

File: 1444515377073.png (2MB, 1141x1277px) Image search: [Google]

2MB, 1141x1277px

>>5175186
That's pretty cute, Anon.
Wanna be part of the project I'm working on?

>>5175143
That's the fault of anyone who interprets it wrong. The artist has no responsibility if someone does not understand the message, especially when it is not even that ambiguous, and not even that provocative.

Let's be real, blackface is not the most racist thing you could do. It comes close to saying the word nigger.

>>5175190
Overused Meme: The Post.

>>5175219
Butthurt: the post.

>>5175195
Have you read the Feynman lectures?
It's textbooky like but its the first book I recommend to people interested in science particularly physics since Feynman is so fucking good

>>5175217

I think that's really what they're about, tho, innit?
Creating the misunderstanding and spurring the conversation to have people explain it to each other.
Like, if a big part of the message is "Look how different this looks under different cultural lenses" then, I mean, I don't think you can "fault" people for misunderstanding.
At least.. I think so, maybe.

File: yawn.jpg (19KB, 490x299px) Image search: [Google]

19KB, 490x299px

>>5175224

File: 1436946112422.jpg (69KB, 1280x720px) Image search: [Google]

69KB, 1280x720px

>>5175224
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hTRVlUT665U

TFW NO RICHARD FEYNMAN

positive racism has always confused me.

If I say all kikes have big noses and steal money, it's anti-Semitic, but if I say all jews are the most successful in all fields everyone smiles and nods.

If I say all blacks have big red lips and nappy hair I get rolled into a mattress and set on fire, but if I say big black dicks everyone smiles and licks their lips.

>>5175207
>implying I'd let you feminize me
Pfft.

>>5175224
I haven't, though I do love Feynman. I'll be sure to check it out.

>>5175237
Willingly saying that these guys purposefully used blackface is bigoted. Getting offended by something that was not designed to be offensive, shocking or different at most, is not the artists fault. That is you seeking things to be offended about.

I just do not understand how DA is controversial. They are weird, strange, and entertaining. But not controversial. Except for the "Are they serious or no?" question, which is always with these types of artists. But that just comes with the project.

File: This is boring.gif (577KB, 500x220px) Image search: [Google]

577KB, 500x220px

>>5175223

>>5175263

I, uh
Wut

File: carl_sagan[1].jpg (64KB, 646x536px) Image search: [Google]

64KB, 646x536px

>tfw you'll never meet this guy
why do good guys always go too soon, gg. why.
;~;7

>>5175246
Why does it matter if you'd let me or not? lol

Now, where did I put my meat cleavers... I'm gonna fix you a real nice pussy, Anon-chan!

>>5175268
Simplified version: They're not about misunderstandings. They're just about being weird.

iow: "l'art pour l'art"

>>5175265
I'm pretending to be "bored" because I want to have the last post: the post.

>>5175247
It's like the lecture series/book that almost every physics professor will recommend you
He explains some really hard to grasp concepts very well

>>5175272
Fug. A simple chastity device would do. I'm precumming now. You might be onto something, degrader #2. :3

File: obamasweat.jpg (24KB, 512x346px) Image search: [Google]

24KB, 512x346px

>tfw boyfriend
>tfw he loves cuddling
>tfw he shares my fetish
>tfw I'm in his arms

>>5175270
crumpet put your trip on

>>5175283
>posting on gaygen while cuddling with bf
Wow what a loser

>have another date with my neighbor
>not really sure what to do with him

>>5175290
>invite him over or go to his
>watch a movie
>tease each other the whole time
>devolve into makeouts and fug
>finish up
>tease each other more
>until one of you cracks and says something sweet like "i really like you anon" or "i had a nice time we should do this again"
>then get all flustered

>>5175290
Yet another guy that needs an owner's manual for his dick.

File: you win this time.jpg (48KB, 782x760px) Image search: [Google]

48KB, 782x760px

>>5175277
Then make your next post that.

File: 11918063_1689197064625376_2139128059_n.jpg (168KB, 1080x1080px) Image search: [Google]

168KB, 1080x1080px

>>5175283
>He shares my fetish
I-is it feet?
>tfw no foot fetish bf

>>5175305
i love footfags
>tfw tease him while giving him a footjob and he just stutters out stuff like "y-yeah i'm a pervert" and grunts
>tfw make him kiss your feet and suck your toes while he fucks you
footfags are 2qt

>>5175304
I'm real stubborn and I really want the last post: the post.