Gay General: Spider Love Edition

>ex and I have been remaining friends since school started in September
>last saturday he deletes me from snapchat, blocks me from imessenger and has been ignoring me on facebook, but hasn't deleted me
>really confused and kind of hurt
Its been three days, should I just go about my ways? I kind of want to know why it was so sudden and out of the blue. I totally respect that if he doesn't want to be friends anymore, but I'd still like to be told instead of just seemingly left for dead, ya know?

Am I wrong for feeling like this? Note: I broke up with him.

I HOPE YOU STEP ON A LEGO PIECE OP

BAKA BAKA BAKAAA

>>5171244
>>5171257

Did you try asking?
Maybe he just still have feels for you and is finding it hard to detach
Or one of his friends convinced him to do it

>>5171263
He has a new BF now and I haven't been able to see him in person. I've messaged him on facebook and texted him with my other phone, but its been largely ignored.

>>5171247
Something like this. I'm going to listen to those after I finish this one.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iCdBc5uByFQ

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Hi, gg.

From a thread about "gay game"

>Head on over to /vg/, open up an MMORPG general and lurk.

The closest I've ever seen gays come to wooing each other has been whilst they're using female avatars. It's amazing watching these two, primarily heterosexual men slowly bond with each other, convincing themselves it's totally not gay because both of them playing sexy catgirls. Before either of them realizes it, their morning routine involves greeting their partner first thing. They stay in contact throughout the day, have spats of drama when one of them spends too much time running dungeons with another catgirl, and generally act like a for reals couple.

They're now inextricably linked, they're both lonely, attention-starved grown men and they can't fucking live without each other. They will have near break ups and one of them will be reduced to tears. They'll make up, and for the first time use the L word. They realize it's gay, they're still not attracted to men, but they can't afford to lose each other now. As long as they keep it to their avatars, they can pretend.

Then they take a step further and add each other on places outside of the game or Steam, and they start talking out-of-character more and more, flirting, experimenting, and eventually they end up showing each other bad, hastily taken dick pics, and if their relationship survives that, they're bonded for life.

It's really a beautiful dance.

Who else is guilty of this?

I don't know if I'm jealous of one of my friends because he's a slut and this helps him lead a seemingly exciting life where he meets loads of people.
Or if his sluttiness annoys me.

Hmmmmm

>>5171273
>>5171241

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bIgXWQUY-sw

<//3

>>5171272

I'd probs just leave it alone for now, desu
Wait 'till he's been dating for a bit and then ask again?
Is probably just distancing from past feelings.

>>5171257
Reading this has made me kind of want to do this to my ex. Not because I don't want to be his friend but because I find myself wanting to talk to him all the time and he has a new boyfriend (so I guess I'm not over him totally)

>>5171277
you know it's funny, I don't find this attractive at all but this is basically how I wished my body looked. Ugh, it looks nothing like this. Man I need to get back to the gym.

ive only dated someone once. we had one date and i was too scared to ask for a second.

If he hasnt reached out to me to set up a 2md date after 3 weeks, does that mean he isnt interested? Or does he think im not interested?

>>5171273
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l-GwX5x1cio

Where have all the fun gays gone?

>>5171241

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vPfz_bCwhYo

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4IVzGNLn-28

>>5171293
he is 100% not into you. Sorry

>>5171299
Wheredoyouthinkweare.jpg

>>5171317

I'm somewhere called bored, and tired, just got back from work.

>>5171279

Sluttiness is just sluttiness.
People think I live an "exciting" life because my fiancé and I are swingers but, like.. I'm still a shut in and make animations and game art all day for a living

>>5171299

idk if I qualify as a fun gay, probably not.

>>5171283
Like I totally get that, its just I wish he would have told me. I sent him a message tonight, basically asking him if I did something wrong and if he doesn't want to be friends anymore.
I won't pursue the issue any further.

>>5171307

no its a relief

ive been avoiding him for the last few weeks

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>>5171299
here we are, anon. We've been waiting for you...

>>5171328

Epsi pls, its all a matter of how you measure fun.

>>5171324
That sucks I'm just turning for the night
>>5171328
I'd say so
>>5171333
That's good then

>>5171335

Yussss!! Any exciting plans for tonight? What's the menu?

>>5171328
Broseph was fun.

>>5170936

Sludgepuppy, you have my sympathies.

>>5171342

Nah, I just started at my new work and its still exicting at this point. It's just extenuating because I'm really making an effort to leave a good image.

>>5171301
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mvvBuubAxF0

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>>5171336
I think he measures it to be a minimum of 12" long with at least 7" of girth.

>GOODNITE EVERY BODY!

>>5171350
What do you do?
But I get that the reason I don't like dating is being on your game for so long

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>>5171290
Eh, I prefer bodies that are either a bit scrawnier, or have a bit of chub on them.
Athletic bodies are nice, but not my favorite.

>>5171363

I'm working at a lawfirm, clerk tasks. Its pretty cool.

What's that on the dating? I don't think I get what you're saying

>>5171360

>that's the joke

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>>5171360
ehehehehe
>mfw that's very easily more than $3000 worth of silicone dragon cock

>>5171369

That tooth gap is
So Adorable

>>5171360
>"it measures to be a minimum of 12" long with at least 7" of girth."
Is something my dm would tell the party
Also that pic
Is like one side of a sex dungeon
>>5171372
Cool

Also I meant like being on the ball or like your best self, like I just naturally try so Damn hard at dates that I'm exhausted by the end and its so physically and mentally draining for me

>>5171375
oh well, every thread needs some type of Capt. Obvious autist. I guess that's me.

>>5171382
That's not bad, actually, its kinda cute. I like it.

>>5171381
Yeah, but I like giving the best self too, its a good way to keep in shape. Otherwise I just tend to procrastinate and make a mess

>>5171273
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-gmd1HVGBzk

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>mfw going to shitty state university in shitty deadend town

>>5171391
I get that but part of me thinks dating should just be natural and Your just yourself and that I'm some fuck up having to do my best where other people just be casual

>>5171277
ey bby want sum fuk

>>5171401

I don't force things, and dating for me is entirely different from work. I have different outtakes on those two things. Dating is more about feeling as you go.

>>5171399
Mfw at a good university but living at home with my parents because I can't afford rent.
I just wanna bring boys home ffs

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>>5171379
They're pretty common on fashion models.
I like mine, but I'm pretty sure they only work on really attractive people.

Look up Taylor Fuchs, really qt model with a huge gap in his teeth.

>>5171406
The only thing that'll be forced is my cock down your throat

>>5171406
True just how you described work reminded me of how I see dating so that's why I said it

>>5171411
I think it always works, gives character. I have a snaggletooth and fangs, this is why I never smile.

Also, reminder to read the pastebin http://pastebin.com/QXHivniH

>>5171247
The Coil one is annoying.

The second one... I love that movie. And it's so underrated it's a tragedy.

>>5171283
Nope. Still too cheerful.

>>5171298
Awesome.

>>5171301
I like the lyrics.

>>5171398
Awesome.

>>5171413
>implying your meme isn't forced

>>5171416
I see, maybe its about complementarity, im sure I'd go great with someone who dates like that.

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>>5171411

HHHNNNGGGG <3

>>5171419

Fuck man, I can't stand any sadder without feeling overcome.

>>5171421
It's only really bad when dates are late because it just piles on but other then that it could be worse really
It takes a bunch of effort and energy but I guess it'll be worth it eventually

>>5171419
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J8utoYl7LLo
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w2WURHY3D4A
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rwc-amI7AmE

>>5171434

yeah, its mostly about being patient and consistent. My dates don't go any better, somehow i manage to scare people. I think its a combination of prude face, bluntish attitude and going through like somewhat of a snobbish dork.

Snobbish dorks dont have a lot of options.

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>>5171417
Nah, I've had a couple of people call mine ugly and say I should fix it.
I wouldn't though, because I like it.

>>5171432
I know, right? Pretty sure he quit a couple of years ago though.

I will never be able to love any guy as much as I love my dog

>>5171437
Ya bi

>>5171441
Snobbish dorks should qt as fuck though

>>5171437
Try hooking up with a woman.
Experiment man, that's how you'll truly know.

>>5171454

its one of those things you need to have a particular taste for

>>5171461
Maybe but I think more then you think like nerdy and dorky people

>>5171460
how are you when you hook up with women?

>>5171437
Surprise: sexuality isn't black or white! You're neither straight nor gay.
Shocker!

>>5171464

I wouldnt say I'm nerdy though

>>5171471
Oh mah godd!!! Lewd! And how heterosexual of you desu senpai

gg, how do you get over something that happened to you a few years ago that is defining your friendships and causing you to be extremely guarded?

>>5171471
Bruh, you may be straight.

>>5171471
Say you had to make a choice, just women or just men for the rest of your life.

>>5171480

Straight up bisexual

>>5171477
Ignore it
I don't have friends though

>>5171473

I'm just saying both like
Take my complement, you dork
>>5171477
Realize everyone's unique and as similar people may seem, history only repeats if you let/make it repeat

>>5171471

>can, and have, sat there for literally hours making out with girls. And its always awesome.

>literally hours

>always awesome

Shit son, I'm bisexual and even I wouldn't for, like, more than half an hour

>>5171484

And maybe also a nymph?

>>5171474
Then start using the correct terminology, dumbass. You've already said you're attracted to girls, which makes you NOT gay. You're trying to figure out whether you're bi, and honestly, how the fuck can anyone help you with that? You're just going to receive generic advice telling you to experiment or whatever. You need to figure this out on your own. If you are on gaygen, chances are you're not that straight, really.

>>5171489
>>5171477
And that you'll make mistakes from being so guarded and people will make mistakes too, just have to keep faith that one day you'll stop fucking up

>>5171490
for now you are bi-leaning, you need to explore more, maybe even go on a date with a guy you like and explore that aspect of it, not just the sex part.

>>5171490
You might just find hookups a bit shit. Which they usually are (unless you're fucked up, then it seems better)

Find a guy you actually enjoy hanging out with, fuckbuddies.

>>5171489

In that case, thank you!

>>5171491

all gays and bis are nymphs, thats a given

>>5171499
I'm just super paranoid about whether my friends like me and stuff now. I get really conscious of maybe them thinking I'm too needy if I talk to them too much etc. I just brainfuck myself
(I had my whole group of friends completely ostracise me when they found out I liked guys and it ruined me)

>>5171507
I'm not a nymph desu
I'm an exception to the rule :3

>>5171514

that's just because you haven't tried my D, bb

>>5171519
Nor will cause I'm not some eager cockgobbler senpai

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>>5171491
>I'm bisexual

>>5171510
That's rough man but you have to hope that they aren't like the other group
>>5171507
Your welcome dweeb, now on your knees :^)c (felt dirty typing that)

>>5171439
Love 'em all. They're awesome.

Do you like Pink Floyd?

>>5171522

Not yet, just wait, just wait!

>>5171531

its not worth it if you don't feel dirty afterwards

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Does gaygen let their dogs nap in their laps?

>>5171507

But I uh wuh whut're
Uhm

>>5171524

I don't even know what you're trying to say

tfw youll never be a disney princess and marry prince charming

>>5171556
swede pls

Step aside, feels coming through

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=217JOBWTolg

>>5171555

Circé pls

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>>5171555
>I don't even know what you're trying to say

>>5171582

feelsy Floyd, but I always feel echoes is the real feelsy song.

>>5171585
>>5171586

I am dense to this kind of noise, ok
These dragqueen reaction images only tell me I'm being.. vaguely dubious about.. something?? My bisexuality?

Look, I dunno, this thread needs more dog love.

>>5171602

This thread needs more activity

>>5171602
So Circe is a trans girl? As a newfag, her being in gg confuses me.

>>5171602
>needs more dog love
temped to post a dogfucking gif
but tranny jannies will b&

>no bf to call me buddy or bud

>>5171621

Ill call you buddy

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>>5171602
>>5171602
>this thread needs more dog love

>tfw no bf

>>5171633

ill be your bf

>>5171627
love violet hate dogs

>>5171618
She's "genderfluid."
But you have to be nice.
SJW mods will dox and kill you.

>>5171636
LDR don't work

>>5171643

why are you so sure its an LDR?

>>5171621
I'm tempted to try this

>>5171642
>SJW mods will dox and kill you.
It's true. I knew someone who died this way. Fukken mods I tell you. ;~;

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>>5171640
I don't like either of them.
Pearl's the only good one on that shitty season.

>>5171648
because of reasons

would you?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5tF_t_kb2fc

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>>5171667
Why?

>>5171605

I agree
Wish I post what I was working on, but I dunno if gaygen would like my WIPs anyways

>>5171618

Not a girl, technically still trans.
But I mean, whatever

>>5171667

Wow, goodness, no, what

Aight why not aberoder let's ldr

>>5171667
GOD NO

Also, you guys remember that insufferable flamboyant ginger kid?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mR7HjxygtDw

He's gonna turn into a tranny for sure. kek

>>5171676

Post anyways

>>5171685

:3

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Yo if you're in the Bay Area looking is filming and y'all can be in that show we love to hate.

http://accidentalbear.com/men-women-18-75-for-paid-extra-work-on-hbos-looking-special-shooting-in-sf-119-1119/

>>5171705
Whėre to contact? Kik or some shit?

>>5171694
He walked for Marco marco in a women's jumpsuit thing so I'm pretty sure he's half way there.

>>5171705

Oh, uh, no, I did a few times before we worked out my contract. I'm not allowed.
Technically I can "show friends" but this is way too public.

>>5171671
>>5171676
>>5171694

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NEJRuvyGG2Q

he just wants to fly

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>>5171694
Nah, he'll be masc4masc in a few years.

>>5171713

im not using Kik right now, it was too much. Theres snapchat, ill add you there if you want

>>5171716

but we're your friends

>>5171721
Meh, I hardly use snapchat

>>5171732

How can we come to a settlement then? Just give me kik, ill install it again.

god damn justin bieber is so good these days

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PfGaX8G0f2E

right?

>>5171721

I wish. ; 3;

But no, really, no, I'm not breaking contract.
I can show after it's all done up and I can pin it on my portfolio.
But the WIP are strictly and explicitly owned by AngryHangar.

.. which is kind of weird now that I think about it. But either way.

.. also remembering that I added that lifting buddy on kik awhile aho oh god I completely forgot I hope he doesn't hate me now

>>5171735
I know it's sin on this site but
Reddit account?

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>>5171717
This singing is just so god damn awful. You really shouldn't post such terrible talentless music.

>>5171756

I don't have a reddit acount, pls
just give kik i already installed it
or go by the tinychat and give it to me if you preferr less public.

>>5171743

Trust me circé, im a lawyer

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>>5171762
Aber mein Freund, Wie geht's du?

>>5171775
what a cutie.

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>>5171778
How do you feel about Mexican spiders?

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>>5171771

Well, I also casually promised, too, and that's enough for me!
Look, I'm a pixel pusher of my word, ok.

Can we talk about how great Katzenjammer is, instead

>>5171785
made me chuckle. thank you.

>>5171775

Mein Deutsch ist sehr sehr schlecht.

But I'm doing fine thank you!

>>5171788

fine fine

It's been a few days since I've eaten gluten and I'm feeling a lot more alert, a bit less bloated too. Still need to get tested, but I'm feeling more comfortable with it not in my system right now.

Also, why are people so scared of spiders? They're cute, and I don't mind them, except when they go near my space. I had a mouse spider on my wall, above my bed, and I promptly killed it, because that's my space. RIP Spider. Should've stayed near the window where he was.

(Also is Sam here? You'd better be keeping yourself warm your sprinkle arsed fag)

>>5171822
>disclosing people's real name on here
That's really shitty m9.

>>5171822

I tested for Celiac disease a week ago, just got the results. Anti gliadin, anti transglutaminase and antiendomysial IgGs and IgAs all turned positive.

No more gluten for me.

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>>5171059
I always liked "Breathe Me" since I first heard it on "Verbotene Liebe" When Christian confesses his love for Olli.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WxSJjAs6gi8

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ghPcYqn0p4Y

>>5171828
You're gonna lose weight cutting gluten out of your diet

Irrelevant, but cutting gluten helped with my cousin's vitiligo.

>>5171827
he means our little potato, that went by samhainon for halloween. I think.

>>5171845

I can't afford to lose weight desu. Im permaskinny

Où sont les mecs donc là?

>>5171847
Oh, nevermind then.

>>5171828
Gluten isn't even worth it anyway. You're better off. I use to eat oatmeal in the morning and get very tired afterward. Once I started eating Gluten Free oatmeal I feel much better and not tired. Think of it as a blessing in disguise.

>>5171867

I have enough metabolic issues as it is. Most of them make me tired. I'm glad to be rid of one source of noise.

>>5171827
You silly.

>>5171828
Ouch. I'm avoiding it at the moment. So much shit has wheat in it, it's unreal, I couldn't even have carbonara sauce because it had fucking wheat in it. How're you coping with the dietary change?

I also can't afford to lose weight, I've been trying to gain wait, but so far all I've had is stomach pain, increased fatigue, and a bleeding asshole.

lJŋˈgwJstJks ˈmeJʤər hir

>>5171876

I live in the right continent for it. almost all sources of carbs in latinamerica are corn/manioc or some weird thing.

I'm sticking to the more traditional things, theyre fine.

But yeah, even some kinds of Ham have gluten in them.

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WHAT ARE YOU LISTENING TO?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TndBViTADMI

>>5171894
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZSlXkOX6n3s

>>5171894
morrissey is such a fag

>>5171894
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-1U9LNsfMTI

>>5171886
You lucky bugger, in the UK everything is packed with fucking wheat. Inconvenient. I'm really hoping I don't have celiacs, fuck that. Gluten free biscuits as well, oh my god they cost a fortune. I can't give up biscuits.

>>5171894

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Kb6mGeY1h5k

>>5171902

its one of those things you don't want to have to deal with, definitely.

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>>5171894
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B1m3XncKyL0

>>5171894

the ending of this video is so good
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=snilyQDc69k

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Hm.. I can share old stuff, tho
Does gaygen like pixels?

false evidence appearing real

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>>5171894
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vGoz4A6OLBQ

>>5171894

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s3FaV9PnTU4

>>5171898

>being faggish

that's what sold in the 80s

>>5171894
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RmUvInuJwS0&index=5&list=PL68EF16B7C2EC3F93

i want to fall asleep and never wake up again

to everyone:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-2LUssy5lwA

>>5171973
>satie
my bumdriller

>>5171991

that only works if theres someone cuddling you

>>5171992
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wAHyasJYkJQ

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>>5171991
this desu

>>5171995
it also works with people who want to die

>>5171991
can I lie on top of you and also never wake up again?

>>5172008
dover?

>>5171993
is satie known as a gay thing? I had no idea
> tfw I unknowingly fulfill the stereotype

>>5172023
okay

>>5172028
don't ask me, I just like Satie.

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BEST SONG OF ALL TIME

http://youtu.be/pPA2j9ZbTmc

>>5172041

This isn't even funny like the throw dat boypussy song

>>5172032
h-hi anon
what other music do you like?

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Edvard Grieg 4 life

http://youtu.be/fKfGDqXEFkE

>>5172061
Verdi, Rachmaninov, Liszt, Handel, Grieg are most played recently.

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>>5171894

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y_EougWltgs

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tgM5GrhK1l8

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>>5171240
I don't hate spiders at all, they're brotier as fuck.

>>5172077
A bit of Grieg is fun, Rachmaninov can also be fun.

Haven't actually listened to Grieg in a while.

Sup fags?

>>5172319
Gaygen totally died for some reason

>>5172385
I don't know why. What arew you up to?

>>5172385
normies went to sleep

>>5172402
About to go to bed desu
>>5172403
r-reee

>>5172402
> tfw /celgen/ will one day overtake /gaygen/ and /mtfgen/ as the most popular thread on /lgbt/

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Browsing haircut ideas for my mister..

Random cuties on google..

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>tfw straight
>somehow convinced everyone im bisexual
>just like hanging out with gays because they are nice to me and treat me like im desired
>would probably fuck a guy just to try it but never actively have ever fetishized males
>have made out with guys but that was drunk when I was a 16 year old beta girl

>>5172475
it's like one step forward and two steps back with you, makitty

>>5172480
Im just a whore desu
How are you sludgey?

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>>5172469
>Darkies

>>5172488
feelin weird feelin tired
just admit you love boys
night

>>5172498
gnight
i luv u desu

>>5172599
Is that...CUM?!?!?!??!?!

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>Add crush on FB
>Profile says "interested in women"
H-he's just closeted, right? Real straight people are secure enough to not list that...right?

Why is literally ever man I like straight?

>>5172674

Straight people list that they're interested in the opposite sex

Gays list nothing

>>5172624
YES :))))))))))))

>>5172679
I always notice this.
sometimes flamers put interested in men though

>>5172724
What VEGETABLES can I eat so I can CUM?!?! this much?!??!?!

>>5172679
Just about everyone I know (gay or straight) doesn't list at all, except for the occasional political gay who will certainly list men.

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>>5172511

Sup

Also tfw you've got bad DOMS while on your feet for a 9 hour shift

>>5172736
I don't know if you're being serious or not but I'm gonna ruin the fun and let you know that that's milk being poured into a guy's mouth while he's lying on his back, and he spits it all out because he starts choking on it (and cereal).

>>5172799
ugh. I just had a flashback of that video where one chick uses another chick's speculumed anal cavity as a cereal bowl. Really wished I hadn't remembered that one. :/

>>5172490

he's so cute, tho

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Can't sleep desu

Knew I shouldn't have taken that nap :c

>ywn become beargnant

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>>5172871

>you will never imbeargnate your bearband
>you will never growl into his ear about how you're going to fuck a baby into him
>you will never rub his furry tummy and feel your child kicking

>>5172871
>tfw a gaunt grizzly bear will never chase you through the woods and tackle you, pinning you to the ground while you feel its cock harden against your taint.
>tfw you will never scream with pain and pleasure as the bear thrusts it cock deep inside you
>tfw you will never smell the musky scent of a wild animal and feel its greasy fur on your naked back as it totally dominates you, making you its bitch
>tfw you will never cum multiple times as the best thrusts over and over again, hitting your prostate each time
>tfw you will never feel the Bears seed fill up your insides like hot lava
>tfw you will never feel its steaming cum run down your leg as the bear pulls out its cock
>tfw you will never have your boywomb impregnated by a wild grizzly bear

It's a bad feel

>>5172929
This is the gayest shit ever. I hope to have a twink to imbearegnate one day.
>inbeareminate?

>>5172871
>>5172929
>>5172958
This is disgusting and you should feel bad

>>5172996
Found the twink who can't get bearegnant from his bearbunds bearsperm. :^)

>>5173031
Not a twink. I am hairier than most gaygen. Just think bara/bears/fat people is disgusting. Chris Pratt and Steve raider and this disgusting fat people is not attractive

>>5173031

Only bears can get beargnant

Twinks get twinknant

duh

you retard

>>5171855
Chai pas

>>5173042
Whatever you say honey sweets. Now go mosey your butt on up to the pool and play in the water with your girlfriends and let daddy have his man talk with his guy friends.

>>5173043
>Only bears can get beargnant
>Twinks get twinknant
>duh
>you retard
He hasn't got a twink beargnant!
>laughing sluts dot tiff

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Just a threadly reminder that <pic related> is what happens when bears and twinks crossbreed. Think About It! Won't You?

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>>5173075
I do not have female friends. I am not allowed talk with strange women. You are attracted to "masculinity" because it is something missing in you that you are looking to complete. Disgusting fat hairy man will never feel as nice as feeling smoot soft skin. Already I am hairy. Hairy + hairy is disgusting

>>5173106
>Hairy + hairy is disgusting
true. which is why fem + masc gay relationships are best. :)

is attraction to unattractive fat hairy men with gay faces a thing outside gaygen?
i seriously hope not

>>5173145
I think there's people who like it obviously but not as condensed

Most people like photogenic, incredibly handsome people

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>>5173139
>fem+masc
The best (:
I want to rub my dick on nice soft smooth ass/thighs. Not rough hairy legs. That is not comfortable. If I want hairy I will look myself on mirror

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I WANT TO BE IN A GAY RELATIONSHIP BUT YOU FAGS ARE WHORES AND MAKING US STRAIGHT MEN EVEN STRAIGHTER!!

>>5173179

Even me?

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>>5173193
>biscum

Yes tbqh :^)

im just kidding how are you tonight?

>>5173196

Sore af still. Shift is almost over at least. Hbu

>>5173179
I'm, I'm not a whore, senpai
>>5173193
Nothing is sacred mexi

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Oh my god, imagine shooting your seed inside a qt's tight little pucker and watching him expand as the baby grows in his shiterus.
Lactation will follow, accompanied by sensitive nipples.
He will even get into hormonal rages, followed by emotional neediness. It would be so cute!

>I will never get another man pregnant

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>>5173198
I would hate to work the third shift tbqh
Im alright
Revaluting my life.
Reading a bunch of literature and going to go on a mini bulk soon.

>>5173199
Whore :^)
I am a whore tho tbqh but I just want a cute relationship with a shorter guy than me.
Forbidden love is best love tbqh

>>5173204
>tfw no boyfriend to shove my cock into
>I will never use those 40 dollar coctail of supplements to fill up my princesses boipussy
>will never drown my bf in cum and have them choke for a solid 4 seconds until they gain their traction
>I will never give them the heimlich manuever while its happening but after they spit it out i would be extremely proud that I made someone have that reaction


My internets still down and my gfs sleeping so im lewdposting

>>5173106
I'm a bear that loves twinks you faggot.

I just wanna hug a cute guy

>>5173225
Gay.

>>5173222

I got moved to 2nd shift lead. So im out in 15 minutes. Its nice not sleeping through most of the day

>>5173228
yeah, i think that's the correct description of all the things i feel

>>5173233
...You win this round.

>>5173222

How can you post here if your internet is down?

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>>5173179
plus they want to be really mean to us straighties too ;~;
>m-m-maybe i don't w-want to bottom

>>5173237
>>5173231
I am on my phone right now posting a little bit before bed using my 4g Data.
You got any crushes at work?

>>5173241
I am a straight top as in straight and never bottomed.
But ill bottom you "straight" guy.
I just like domming people

>>5173244

There's a super cute mtf girl here who's super flirty.

There is also a white guy who is kinda cute but also a total obnoxious idiot, who bums cigs and food off everyone and necer pays them back. I mostly avoid him and he's on 1st so its p easy to

>>5173225
Hug em with your Dick, r-right?

Also who doesn't, shits great
>>5173241
I realized that if your colour blind, it's harder to see the difference between these
>straights
>bottom
I don't want shit Dick thanks

>>5173241
This reminds me of my DOS days.

>>5173196

>you will never eat out maki's butthole while you both wear skirts

;____________;

>>5173204

But that's just perverted.

>>5173251
I thought you were vers.

>>5173255
how so?

>>5173251
What's wrong with shitdick, shitlord?

>>5173261
Pregnancy is not perverted, you degenerate.
Especially between two men. That is the most pure form of love there is, since women are not capable of real love!

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>>5173261
I'd be ok with getting my ass eaten out tbqh
I eat also even though I am top doesnt bother me any.

>>5173250
I wish I had cute mtfs at my job. I have never actually talked to an mtf before besides my best friend that transitioned and we made out once but other than that trannys in person always kind of weirded me out tbqh

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manly arms/hands are heaven ;_;

>>5173265
I am, but I wouldn't fuck a straight guy because he probably can't clean down
>>5173273
my white skin doesn't cover it up :^)

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>>5173283
>I'd be ok with getting my ass eaten out tbqh

Me pic related.

What about mtf makes you uncomfortable?

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>>5173295
>because he probably can't clean
lost.

lol, I guess you could always make him stuff in a female condom

>>5173295

Hole, pls.

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>>5173277
hahahahhahahah

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would you serve him, gaygen?

>>5173319

he has a frontbutt

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>>5173298
Lol at the picture.

I don't know. I've never really hung around any mtfs to really get a good feel for how they act and all of that. Besides mtfg but this is 4chan its all role play.

They just seem off when I look at them like my natural biology tells me to just stay away and avoid them. Sometimes I look at people and wonder why they were as primitive people and I just don't understand the survival mechanisms of transgenderism.
Is it a fear of manly duties such as war providing for a family all if that? Is it just because the word pretty feels good to be called so they do things to get that endorphin rush?
A bunch of them say its because of dysphoria which you know that would make sense but identity is never really set in stone for anybody. I was gender confused as a kid because I had a subby mentality but I realize I was like that because that's how I defined myself and low self esteem.

I guess at the end of the day I don't understand why anybody would want to be a weak woman when they could be a strong man.
I love them though as people just don't get it tbqh

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>>5173277
Kronar pls.

>>5173303
Fatty, please
>>5173301
Maybe but it's better if you don't have to do that Tbh
>>5173319
if he asked me to drop to my knees, he wouldn't have to ask twice

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>>5173319
>Not white

>>5173331
>southern european
>not white

you must have some pretty interesting standards
have fun fucking nordic betas

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>>5173336
>have fun fucking nordic betas
Okay! Literally the most perfect men out there.

>>5173329

wow... k

>>5173343
lets agree to disagree.

the guy in that gif looks sick.

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>>5173346
That's how I like em.
Dark skin is for gross peasants.

>>5173349
thanks for sharing your opinion

>>5173344
Sorry chromia,(I assume it's you)
I'm only kidding man

>>5173351

>landeskog
>no eyebrowed goon
>team won't stop shitting the bed

ayy lmao

I play video games and like dicks but not vaginas am I gay

>>5173397
>playing video games

you're as straight as it gets

>>5173397
>like dicks but not vaginas

you're as gay as it gets

>>5173414
>>5173410
Thank u it's clear now I'm panflexisexual

>>5173397
But do u like dickgirls?

>>5173426
No wtf is wrong with you dick girls are sin and sin is for the sinbin

>had a miserable crush on close friend in high school but he was straight so I tried to hide(badly)
>eventually grow out of it and see him as nothing but as friend
>live with him for a year til he gets a gf and moves in with her together, still stay as friends
>now three years later they suddenly break up and he feels overall kind of depressed so ask him to drink wine
>don't really know how to console a person after breakup because never had a bf
>he suddenly starts apologizing for treating my feelings so badly "back then" and that he knew I had a crush but he didn't know how to handle it
>get really awkward and tell him it happened like 10 years ago and there's no need to do bring it up now
>he says sometimes he wishes he could have been same as me and we could be real lovers, maybe he should try being gay
>just tell him to stop joking around and he'll get over the breakup sooner or later
>realize how old I've got because I don't get the same fluttery feeling I could have got in my teens in situation like that

>>5173439
Tfw getting the fluttery feeling for a guy in my class but he's probably straight :(

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>>5171259

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>>5173331
>spain
>not white
Are you retarded? Western Europeans are white. The only spaniards that aren't white are the Moors and that guy is not a Moor.

>>5173479
only countries that have achieved and improved society today and yesterday are white
white is a state of being and self-evident
not just an arbitrary genetic categorization enforced by the zog regime

>>5173443
Harmless crush is fine
Just don't let it get too serious

>can't connect with straight people
>can't connect with gay people either
>feel pretty much an outsider no matter where I go
>even the few things I used to enjoy don't feel anything now
>get some kind of satisfaction from alcohol and pot
I don't want to say it, but I have became my father.

>>5173505
Just accept being alone
That's what I've done
It's fine if you the mind that can take it desu

>>5173508
I used to be fine with that but now even my own company feels dull and apathetic. I know I probably could get better if I just man up but it all feels so pointless.

>>5173505
>get some kind of satisfaction from alcohol and pot
Hey at least you're not me.
I only get satisfaction from seeing people end up worse than me.

>>5173511
Just read and sustain your personal hobbies while throwing yourself into your work
Fuck relationships
This is what I've done and its actually quite pleasant

Since I never go out to spend my cash crazily I'm able to have a ton of money for cooking shit (my main hobby at the moment) it's nice
Luckily I'm not really bothered by having what some would say is an unfulfilling life desu

It also helps that I never got into the use of substances so that will never be my hobby

>>5173518
>while throwing yourself into your work
Which is exactly what my father has been doing for years(he's retiring now thank god) while drowning in alcoholism. It's a miserable sight. And the fact I might end up like that really scares me. Except I don't have even half of his ambition so I won't end up in career like that.

>>5173521
Just don't drink yourself to death
Just throw yourself into work and a hobby and ignore the world

Relationships are overrated
The only relationships that you should try to keep half connected are those of your family
Everyone else though? Fuck them

>>5173241
>they want to be mean
>talks about bottoming
And here I thought you were upset because I wanted to set you on fire.

>>5173526
I think I want to cut off alcohol anyway, drugs are better

dicks

>>5173794
against dicks

>>5173795
will provide me with

>>5173797
herpes

>>5173799
NOOO WRONG

now someone has to restart the universe

you ruined everything, it's all your fault

>>5173803
>you ruined everything
what else is new

>>5173805
the only way to fix this is for us to become bfs

dibs on i'm a sub bottom

So the other day I was at my local gay club and there was a girl in bathroom, I ask why she was in here and she started going off at me for be transmisogyny or something, bare in mind this girl look like a women top to bottom. can we just purge trannies from gay night clubs

>>5173817
lmao, she was probably soo drunk/high that she even thought she was a tranny

holy shit

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>>5171240
>implying all of gay gen hates spiders
>own 3 tarantula's

>>5173817
merchant, would you let a hot woman peg you?

>>5173824
i really REALLY hate you anon

;~;

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>>5173832
>being a bottom ever for any reason
degenerate desu

>>5173834
It's okay anon, their own visits gaygen, so no gay male will even be harmed by them

:^)

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>>5173835

the only real way to fuck is with both of you topping

... like, some kind of contortionist shit

>>5173850
nolove4u2

; ~ ;

>>5173854
the only way to fuck is to find a fellow top bf, find a woman and fuck her together dpp style. that or make some new holes on someone.

>>5173855
Your posting spiders man
What do you expect
"These fucked up venomous death monstrosities are so cute, keep it up" ?

>>5173859

69ing is kind of doubletopping, as youre both getting your dick sucked, right?

>>5173863
>>5173863
>>5173863

>tfw to protect you and make you feel safe

>>5171240
is there a red spider with a swastika too? Perhaps from some hispanic country?