Gaygen: doggo edition

>>5169548
no

>>5169304
>lewd
Recording myself putting random household object up my butt as a horny 14-18 year old.
>disgusting
When I was putting stuff up my butt I was at least smart enough to use mineral oil for lube and give myself some half assed enema. Sometimes there was poo or this ass mucus stuff. Depending on how I was feeling, I sometimes kept on going.

I also jerked/sucked off my brothers sometimes (triplets). One of them put their dick in my butt.

>hurtful
Punched my brother square in the jaw once

>illegal
See lewd

>>5169548
old thread: >>5167380

I'm still chatting with the silly filly. He actually has my kik and skype now.

I hope you dont do anything stupid.

>>5169554
+1
i am approve

>>5169548
Absolutely. She is the only girl I'll ever need in my life.

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if this is a guys grindr pic hes fake, right?

>>5169572
...no?

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>>5169554
lol why even

>>5169572
get a dick pic and post here pls

>>5169572
Why? He's not even qt.

>>5169590
>>5169585

idk it seems too... professional looking

>>5169571
THE ONLY GIRL I'VE EVER LOVED,
WAS BORN WITH BROWN BUTTONS IN HER EYES
BUT THEN WE PUT HER TO SLEEP
ONE EVENING RIGHT PAST 5
AND ONLY WEEKS BEFORE THE SNOW
ALL CAME AND RAINED ON EVERY SOUL
NOW SHE'S A LITTLE DOG IN SPAIN
PLAYING FETCH THE BALL WITH FLAMES

>>5169598
not imo. looks good for a selfie but still looks like a selfie. maybe he's got photoshop skills.

>>5169560
I'll prove myself.

>>5169548
I did... until I bashed it's skull in because it didn't use my correct pronoun.

>>5169611
poor attention to meter, 4/10

>>5169619
>Not having woof, bark, yelp pronouns
Fucking pleb.

>>5169621
It was spontaneous, my dog died recently.
It was for my feels.

And yeah, I agree, 4/10. I could refine this though, and make it at least a 7.

>>5169632
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sD2cPL5rDM8
I love my dog and she loves me
The world's a mess and so are we
She tumbles long green, muddy fields
Sick with joy and glee
And as she dreams sweet puppy dreams
Whimpering gently

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>no eccentric inventor bf

he only lives within an hours drive of me also

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>>5169695

>>5169666
Anon, your taste is 10/10. That song was gold. I loved every second of it.

Got more?

Someone please yell at me for wanting to reach out to my cheating ex I'm pathetic

>>5169728

Dont do it, if you do he wins.

People must not be allowed to get away with deplorable acts of betrayal like infedilty.

You dont need his lying, amoral ass.

>>5169728
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T4OGXdxxNNA

I'm not good at yelling. Let this guy do it for me.

>>5169728

Don't do it, anon.
You deserve someone who'll respect your feelings and help you feel like they appreciate your affections as much as you appreciate theirs.

>>5169736
Who the fuck listens to that garbage.

>>5169756
Scene kids from the early 00's. It's nostalgic, and interesting to say the least. The band has come a long way, and so has that form of music.

hnngg

http://g.e-hentai.org/s/6d677649b1/869170-8

>>5169756
I see you are a true connoisseur of music.
Might I recommend you, https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1aRUhwJ9Upw

>>5169768
That made me laugh, though.

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>>5169768
I can't.
I just can't.
That song.

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lol

>>5169768
>*HIGH QUALITY*
I didn't listen to it, but that part of the title made me laugh.

>>5169768
Hitler where's femgen? Is it dead for good now that everyone moved to /cuteboys/?

>>5169799
It's dead, and rightfully so.
Trannies flooded the place and there ended up more of them than actual boys

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A* translation work boys

Okay, this is the first draft.

http://pastebin.com/QXHivniH

Let me know what you faggots think.

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>>5169816
That translation is shit
It doesnt even say anything about looking at body

>>5169829

OOOOHH

im going to start watermarking my nudes, thats genius

>>5169616
I'm talking to him on skype, though now he nows most of my family secrets.

R8 my doxxing skills and what do?

I want to cut myself and watch myself bleed

>>5169844

dont do that

>>5169844

It won't last, babe
Don't hurt yourself.
Ask your future self what kind of body they want to be using.

>>5169844
I wish I could cut myself again desu

>>5169720
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mBjiATvxoj0
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qUkIHx-rzHE
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=L7lDCY4smvg
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mAg6h-yYtSQ
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yvnS4KGoOVg

let me know what you think

>>5169842
Kill this muslim nigger faggot. His family is one the trans, Jewish, communist-capitalist leaders of the great conspiracy. Burn his house and behead his chickens. This kike does not mess around.

He also doxxed me and my mom. Pls help me bring this whoreson into the grave.

desu

>>5169874
Do you swear on your mom that this is true?

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Does /gaygen/ watch The Good Stuff?
Two kind of nerdy adorable guys
I really like watching them.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wrJqAfBrLm0

>>5169859
This sounds like lo-fi post-rock. But in an extremely folk-ish way. I absolutely love it.

Reminds me of Jeff Buckley. What other music do you like?

>>5169879
I keed, I keed. He's actually pretty chill.

senpai

>>5169763
Hot desu

>>5169886
>Implying you arent talking with him right now

>>5169894
I am. Dunno how I implied that.

>>5169882
I'm pretty depressed these days so I only listen to classical and London Grammar lol
Usually I'm pretty all consuming when it comes to music, except rap and hip hop, never been able to get into that.

>>5169909
Really, hip hop? Even stuff like this?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4a1_GVRtme0

It's a shame you aren't.

London Grammar is nice, but I can't seem to get into them properly. But what kinda classical music are you into?

>>5169947
Handel, Rachmaninov, Liszt, Paganini and Verdi has been going on repeat the past weeks.

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>tfw I will never date myself

>>5169962
Damn, was hoping for Kurt Weill. Have not yet met another fan of his music before.

But I do dig Lizst. Schostakovitch occasionally. Favorite would have to be Bach though. German musicians are my favorite nonetheless.

>>5169909

tell me what you think of

https://youtu.be/Ars5Ji58Imo

and

https://youtu.be/L4EDy6wTOsg
(wait for the music bit to start)

>>5169973

p-pardon?

>>5169974
I've mostly listened to Weil through Tom Waits. I've been meaning to check him out, might do it when I feel in the mood this week.

>>5169998
quadz

>>5169854
>>5169855
I wish I could have sex with my future and past self. That way we could all keep my sexual proclivities completely closeted away and it wouldn't even be gay. I would just be masturbation.

>>5169999
nigger

I know 4 gay people. Im not attracted to any of them.

am i straight? im just not remotely interested in them.

>>5170005
everyone knows TruGays are only attracted to straight men.

>>5170005
Yes, they just don't make your dick hard for them.

tfw friendzoned after sex

?

>>5170001

But being gay isn't an action, it's a description.
A description of whether you like guys.
You like guys, don't you?

>>5170005

See above.

>>5170020

Maybe they just like you.
Ask about bumping uglies again?

>>5169988
I would get along best with myself.

I would life to date/have a relationship with a perfect clone of myself. Someone who looks and thinks the same exact way

>>5169982
Just done listening to both, I think its just too repetitive compositionally, and I can't relate to the lyrical content at all. Sorry.

>>5169812
how do you even tell whether someone is a tranny or femboi?

>>5170042
semantics
"I want to look like a girl!"~both

>>5170030
>You like guys, don't you?
not really

A true classic

http://youtu.be/6586iJkPaXo

>>5170038

Interesting! You couldnt even relate to Dopefiends Diner? I find it tells a compelling story myself.

>>5170051
>>5170042

Depends on what you think of gender.
As a state of being - or a description?
Or maybe just a set of social expectations.

>>5170052

Well, gosh man.
I guess there you have it.
Seems suspect to even ask, hhhmmmrghgmhhrmghhmm

>>5170059
It couldn't really be further removed from my life to tell you the truth. I also found the refrain a bit corny.

>>5170020
I'd probably feel cheap and unclean.

>>5170065

I guess we come from different backgrounds, theres bound to be some cultural differences in taste.

Hm.

I assume you're middle-classish?
This might resonate, its about societal expectations and NEETism.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sClhmDN5Fcs

>>5170051
I may not see it as b&w as you do but as an outsider to /femgen/ there at least seemed to be a lot of overlap. I just don't see how a tranny could ruin it if they are after the same sort of shit... or how you could even tell if someone is a tranny unless they outright told you... in which case then they are saying it themselves that they don't belong in /femgen/ because they are outting themselves.

>>5170063

how to find daddy bears to fuck me if I'm 18, never leave my room (but very clean) kind of awkward and no car. 5'9" and black

>>5170091

grindr, dummy

>>5170074
working class from the country side actually, sorry that didn't resonate either. Rap just seems so focused on telling a story that I often find very simple and the repetitions gives me ADD.

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>>5170042
As a twink its very simple. There are actual gay boys who love having a male body and then there are people attempting to make themselves look like a girl so as to alleviate the stress they have, when the tannies figured they could have another general to shitpost in and ruin, femgen and twinkgen collapsed and the minor amount of people who weren't trannies either stopped browsing the board or came to gaygen.

>>5170093
It seems almost wrong to send a naive 18yr old to grindr.

>>5170106
>people who weren't trannies either stopped browsing the board or came to gaygen
aka me

>>5170078
Realistically, anyone who is uncomfortable with their assigned gender (in any capacity) is transgender. "Femboys" reject their male traits. The distinction between femboys and traditionally transgender people is mostly willingness to undergo surgery.

That being said, gender is a spectrum rather than binary; but being trans or not (at least in terms of classification) is binary. This further complicates things. If you need to fit a specific classification as to who can post where on an imageboard, you're going to have a bad time.

>>5170111

I was going to say the same thing but then Cookie Thumper came on and I was like, well, geeze, if the boy wants to fuck, let him.

>>5170091
Please do not copulate outside your race!
If you were to get pregnant, it would be such a waste of a cute, white daddy's seed!

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>>5170115
>Assigned gender
>Gender is a spectrum rather than binary

>>5170121
Also want a sugar daddy too bc I'm in my senior year of high school and poor

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would you?

>>5170129
no

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>>5170129
>Not white
Absolutely not.

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>>5170129

>>5170125
>smug anime face
Whatever, bud. Just the APA's position. If we let transphobic people win they'll come for us next.

>>5170129
welp, I lost.
fuck you, you motherfucker. fucking fuck you.
you don't deserve to post.

>>5170129

he seriously has an obama tatooo?

I'd cum right on obama's face.

>>5170129
>>5170133

I was gonna say yes 'till I saw that dick..
Can I get drunk first?
[spoiler]Or take painkillers[/spoiler]

>>5170129
If he had no tattoos yeah

>>5170104

I personally love stories, and I very much appreciate the singleminded energy and purpose that goes into songs that are musically repetitive - the artist can really focus on telling his story with a steady and standard beat. Thats why I prefer older hiphop - it typically has very repetitive beats with all teh emphasis on the lyrics.

So I think you might like more modern hiphop, perhaps. Kanye especially is less about telling a story and more about artistic statements and a varied musical track.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kktuYCDKAiM

Stick with it, its worth it.

>>5170135
>APA
We need to unite against delusional trannies, I'm sick of being associated with them.

>>5170132
>beige and olive not masterace

Shit taste desu

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>>5170137

>I lost

you lost what exactly? Not understanding your hostile post.

>>5170127
>I want to dabble in pseudo prostitution
then I guess grindr is the perfect place for that then

>>5170153

the game

>>5170129
>>5170133
>tfw my type

>>5170141
Maybe if we believe in ourselves

>>5170127

have fun getting beat up and raped, kid

>>5169548
sigh i wish

>>5168712
d-do you really think i'll get beefy?
i had to throw away my favorite jorts because they're too tight on my thighs now...

>>5170020
i'm sorry anon, that sucks if you wanted something more

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>>5170131
>>5170132
>>5170143

all these little white boys scared of blk thugs with tattoos

>>5170153
the game was lost

>>5170149
If it's not white, it's not right.
>tfw no Scandinavian bf to rub sunscreen on before going on a date

>>5170172

That fucking hair, holy shit
And those moves
I wanna party with them
..sauce?

.. also why is it mirrored, tho

>>5170174
b-but beige is like an o-off white

I'll be white one day a-anon. Just you wait

>>5170172
I hate black guys, they are the only one contacting me on grindr, I usually block every black on there before they start with their stupid shit.

>watching gam groomps
>realize Barry is kind of a babe

>>5170179

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gT7oMF-6W78
https://instagram.com/iammicahdamac/?hl=en

>>5170172
all the relaxer in the world couldn't get those results
nigga got two inches of napp under 27 inches of chinese import

>>5170194

link to an episode that shows off Barry?

I only ever watched jontron stuff before.

>>5170186
just keep drink milk, son. You will eventually.

>>5170179
I'm usually ok with you but wanting to party with that thing... that's pretty shit taste thqh senpai

>>5170194
>he watches post-Jon Grumps

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>>5170186
NOT WHITE ENOUGH.
They need to shimmer in the sun and glow in the dark.
AHHHHH, white men are the best.
>tfw no corpse looking bf

>>5170114
And my Axe!

>>5170195

Aw, wut, it's a weave.
I am disappoint.
Thankye, tho.

>>5170200

Wut, they look like they can have fun.
I'm an easy going person, ok

>>5170199
>>5170194

He's a MEGA babe.
And his personality is absolutely adorable, too.

>>5170194
I'd fuck Danny, mostly because I want to roughly hatefuck a jewboy.

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>>5170225

hmu babe

doesnt get any more pallid than this

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>>5170228

>>5170240

pls imgur the lewd version of this :3

>>5170242

im saving myself for marriage

>>5170240
Is that some sparse chest hair? Feelg is growing up!

>>5170240
is that cum on your upper body?
how is your face game? you have a real nice bod, but the face is what matters most to me.

>>5170241
pls take your tranny shit posting to /̶f̶e̶m̶g̶e̶n̶/̶ ̶/̶t̶w̶i̶n̶k̶g̶e̶n̶/̶ /mtfgen/.

>>5170225
See to me, that's just unappealing. His body hair must be non-exsistant

>>5170253
Lel Hitler and I were the only two non trannies from /femgen & twinkgen/

>masturbate to femboy porn
>trealize I'll never be a cute little boy
Why do I have to be fat and ugly and manly

>>5170248

i'll be your husband

>>5170106
>randomly post juu
I see you SP

>>5170258

Personally, I don't like extreme paleness.

>>5170275
nigger

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>>5170249

I now have a fairly even layer of fluff, but its blonde so it doesnt really show up in pictures ive tried to take of it. my happy trail is getting out of control though.

>>5170250

Theres a doxxed pic of me from 2 years ago floating around which is ugly as fuck, so id rather just post what i look like more recently to forestall that.

https://archive.loveisover.me/foolfuuka/boards/lgbt/image/1445/37/1445371790394.jpg

>>5170267

>masturbate to bara porn
>realise i may never be a beefy qt
Why do i have to be born skinny and pale and feminine

>>5170249
>>5170250

looks like scars tissue to me

>>5170267

god made you a pedo?

>>5170248
>tfw no yungboi to sweep off his feet, carry him over the threshold to our marriage bed and proceed to take his brown cherry.
so how do you feel about older... much older men? I'vvvvvve got bags of candy! :)))

>>5170275
For me, I don't care if you're masc, femme, tall, manlet, fat or fit. Just be hairy and I'll think you're good looking

Twinks just don't appeal to me.

>>5170283
It's self insertion. I'm attracted to big manly men but I get off to the thought of being small and soft

>>5170274
Lel I saved one of his images from last night

>>5170286

candys nice and all, but the real question is do you have a white van with the words "free candy" crudely spraypainted on the side and a heavy deadbolt on the door?

That would be the real clincher for me to be honest

>>5170281

its not scars, fortunately. I saw a guy on /fit/ who had a super scarred-up upper body, made me feel bad for the guy. Some kind of car accident.

>>5170199
He's in all the live-action compilations. I could like those if you want. "Stout Train" is also pretty cute. Here he is eating a hot pepper and reviewing a game:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OacCaOZsccU

>>5170224
I like Jon-era grumps just as much, though I could see how some people wouldn't like the Danny stuff. His sense of humor is way different from Jon's. Personally, I think Jon is funnier on his own.

>>5170229
Agree. I wish he was in more live-action stuff.

>>5170235
Danny's pretty cool, too. His hair has become increasingly ridiculous as the show goes on.

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>>5170299
sweetie, I've got all the things. How do feel about frilly dresses?

>>5170280
You're too qt to be on here. What keeps you here? Social anxiety? Too much free time?

>>5170294

I like hair, too, desu. It's a pretty heavy condition for attractiveness for me, too. It's not exclusive, tho, if someone's charming enough.
Or if I just endear to them.. hm, well, I guess it's not super heavy after all.
It's a huge plus, tho.

>>5170311

I like cheering people up and giving advice. Makes me feel helpful.

Plus, yeah, a wee bit of social ineptidute does mean that I am home alone most nights, and posting passes the time.

>>5170314
everyone has hair if they let it grow
basically everyone unless they are a genetic freak
not everyone is necessarily hairless
inherently we are more valuable

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>>5170280

you'd pass as a giirl

>>5170240
Pretty. Nice nipples.
>>5170280
Oh, nvm. It's gay scarf, ugly shoes twink.

>>5170258
I literally give no shits about body hair, so long as they don't completely shave their pubes. That just looks fucking weird.
I just want some delicious white meat to play with, the more pale and blond the better.

>>5170323

Interestingly, thats the only time ive ever dressed up properly for anything. I was so proud i even posted it here!

Theyre not even my clothes - I only own tshirts and one or two buttondowns.

...i dont know why im defending myself. I can wear what I want, mate.

>>5170321

Excellent. Always good to have options.

>>5170321
it's like pre-lip surgery lana del rey omg

>>5170280
I would switch bodies with you desu

I'm 6'3", broad shoulders, big guy, hairy, no problem putting on weight

I wanna be a qt

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>>5170316

>I like cheering people up and giving advice. Makes me feel helpful.

<3

>>5170318

I, uhm?

>>5170321
someone did that to me once and I cried

>>5170280
>https://archive.loveisover.me/foolfuuka/boards/lgbt/image/1445/37/1445371790394.jpg
I'm straight, but curious enough to want to be your bf.

>>5170333
t b h
hes fat
gyno + genetically inferior body structure
and off-putting face

>>5170316
First- what >>5170323 said is hilarious.

Second, you should date some qt who has lots of friends and work on being helpful with them in person. Sometimes you even get random bjs from people for being helpful! Can't say that about doing the same online.

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>>5170331

lana was hotter pre-surgery

>>5170345
>I'm straight
desu senpai baka

>>5170346
>gyno
fuggin man diddies :-DDDD

>>5170345

I'm sorry to say my current plan is to get as big as possible over the next few years, and maybe compete at my local powerlifting meet next year if i can get my shit together.

I wont be a femboy-lite for much longer I hope.

>>5170347

I'll keep it in mind! Thank you!
>>5170346

fite me irl, c wat happens

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>>5170327
You cannot. You will never be fierce if you don't follow my advice, twinkshit.
I-I could even make a fierce woman. H-h-how tall are you? Are you willing to go on a strict diet?
I want to get this project started, you could be my new modelfu.

>>5170347
he needs to meet up with zombii IRL is what he needs to do.
>poor zombii

>>5170321
you should make a collage of every camwhore you've done that to now.

>>5170351
Post qt 5652 :3c

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T3hLAYTbCqM

How attractive is the guy in the video? R8 please and his potential.

>>5170354
>I'm sorry to say my current plan is to get as big as possible over the next few years, and maybe compete at my local powerlifting meet next year if i can get my shit together.
I can tolerate that, cutie.

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>>5170350

from that to this

>>5170351
that was some other straight lurker, not me btw.
>dear capcha, a solar panel is not a fucking street sign

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>>5170240
>tfw will never be this hairless

>>5170371
Unnatural blonds are the fucking worst. Literally why?
We all know that blond is master race, but this is just sad.

>>5170376

just shave if you wanna be hairless, its not *that* hard

>>5170371
the jews are a mean bunch.

>>5170240
this is from /fit/ I think

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>>5170371

to this

>>5170376
Rabbi why don't you come out of the closet?

>>5170380
It only lasts a little bit, then you can feel it

>>5170369

hes pretty cute, i think its his attitude thats the cutest thing though - he looks so innocent and nonchalant!

>>5170369

.. not at all.
What a douchebag.

>>5170350
she looks like she was a pastor's daughter who was really, really into horses in high school
i prefer daddy issues bimbo lana

>>5170384
only attention whores tell world where they put their dick. And it is stupid to come out as bi

>>5170314
I bless allah every day that I'm Turkish. Allah tier genes gave me my hair

>>5170390
grill pls go, I want the opinion of cute guys

>>5170350

>natural woman, radiant face, nice smile


>>5170371

>woman after being a sex slave crackhead for a few years


>>5170383

>woman after totally turning into something she's not, looks like a robot or a plastic doll

>>5170369
EPIC PRANKS 2015 PUBLIC VINE STRANGER CANCER GONE WRONG GONE SEXUAL 2015

>>5170369
He's a six, I'd say.

>>5170400

I actually don't think I have any idea what you look like
Did Allah give me my hair, too? I'm Venezuelan.

>>5170413
You are literally a tranny now leave

>>5170413
>>5170400

.. wait, you probably meant body hair, didn't you yes of course that's what we were talking about wow i'm dumb

>>5170362
i wish i'd saved mine
i looked like amy winehouse mixed with bayonetta

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>>5169548
>be bi (don't shoot me)
>hanging with bestfriend at other friend's house
>It's quite chilly, mention "wow, I'm really cold".
>He says "Do you wanna hug? I heard that's a good way to warm up
>He embraces me tightly, I return such.
>We hug closely for like 15 seconds
>Other friend walks out of house and we awkwardly detach from one another

Is it just me or was that extremely fucking gay?

>>5170369
Pretty cute, 6.5/10. But I have a thing for slob-looking white guys.
To a certain degree, that is.
Personality wise, fucking annoying, just like anyone else who makes prank videos.

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>>5170382

i post on fit whenever i lack motivation.

heres an old pic i havent posted anywhere before as proof i am me. shows up some of my bodyhair also actually.

>>5170403

Wow, Ethan! Great moves, keep it up! proud of you!

>>5170398

but nobody will ever ask you out if they think youre straight...

>>5170424
I looked like the aliens from mars attacks when they're trying to be human

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>>5170440
Holy shit, I want to fuck you like a slutty woman.

>>5170440
>but nobody will ever ask you out if they think youre straight...
Rabbi married, right? If true, he shouldn't come out.

>>5170440
>>5170440
i love when you post
boipussy when??

>>5170440
jel of your chest hair tbqh
i was stocking some testosterone booster thing at work today, i think i might try it
put some hair on these titties

>>5170445
omg i am loving that concept

>>5170440
>i post on fit whenever i lack motivation.
I was the guy who wanted to fuck you to the point of total exhaustion. Remember?

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>>5170445

you dont look that bad
you just look like you hang out with the devil
and get tossed around between the hell's angels
as they take turns turning you inside out

>>5170460
>>5170468
ewwwww
absolutely no standards

>>5170480
>yfw suddenly cher
if only you could turn back time

>>5170440

ugh..my boner
stop giving me cummies

>>5170480
>heavymetalgirl.jpg
jesus christ why
why would any human do that

>>5170490
kekd

>>5170480
Jesus fucking Christ

>>5170477

Ah! hello!
yes I do remember that, was a pretty entertaining thread all in all.

>>5170460

Like I'm the slutty woman, or youre the slutty woman?

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>>5170490

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>>5170487
>Not wanting to grope those meaty titties and ass
>Not wanting to stuff it in that pink hole with his face planted on the bed, screaming in pleasure

>>5170497
Y O U
O
U

>>5170480
>tfw hitler is a top
;-; ;-; ;-;

>>5170505

that is the absolute perfect amount of facial hair for a man to have.

FACT.

>>5170502
you gotta admit, Hitler could totally pull off the drag queen Cher impersonator thing.

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>tfw gyno
I can't tell if it's a tumor or breast tissue

My right nip is totally flat

It's a bad feel
>>5170440
I wish I looked like that desu

Would top/10

>>5170460
Lol why do gays make out women to be sluts when they are the biggest whores going?

>>5170515

See a doctor you nunk

>>5170517

he said "slutty woman"

i.e: a woman that is unusually slutty.

he didnt say that all women were slutty.

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>>5170513

>>5170505
>Not wanting to grope those meaty titties and ass
absolutely straight tier
kys desu~~

>>5170513

looks like a 2 dollar hooker

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>>5170513
you don't know how much this pleases me anon...brb...

>>5170522
>>5170515

>See a doctor you nunk

Yeah, geeze! Spooky scary, goodness.

>>5170440
>but nobody will ever ask you out if they think youre straight...
Already I am in relationship so this is no problem.

Pls advice your leg routine

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>>5170508
He keeps his face pretty clear most of the time, unfortunately.

>>5170517
I acknowledge that. It's just that women are fucking evil, and don't appreciate all the straight qts.

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>>5170507
verse top but who's counting

>>5170514
Chad Michaels would come to my house and murder me in my sleep

>>5170532

damn he's perfect

>>5170513
kekerooni

>>5170515
time to see your doctor

>>5170529
give skype already

>>5170527
like a 2 dollar hooker who would have a really awful cockney accent and is missing one of her front teeth

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>>5170531

I do 5x5 sets of heavy barbell squats 3 times a week, and 1x5 heavy deadlifts 1 or 2 times a week.

My squat is currently 90kg at my 73kg bodyweight, and deadlift is 105.

>>5170513

reminds me of my fav youtube prostitute

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TGWbwx7s1EI

>>5170537
you look more like Cher that he does tqh senpai

>>5170513

yeap

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R9r9gG2fgqQ

>>5170551
>>5170562
I'm in love

>>5170551
>>5170562
this makes me sad
i hope she gets help or something

>>5170423
Oh circe. You get bullied enough on /gaygen/, don't start bullying yourself xx

And yes I did mean body hair.

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>>5170540
He's qt, but looks a little too "clean" most of the time for my personal taste.
Definitely a 9.5/10 though.

>>5170576
gay face

>>5170568

i think she's dead, haven't seen a new video in like 3 years from her...last video she made she was going to bohemian grove to save her two kids that she gave up for adoption to her master mason from being ritually sacrificed

>>5170542
>>5170530
>>5170522
FYI I was joking about the tumor thing. My doc said I actually had it in both sides, but the left was far more pronounced. She said it should go away by about the time I'm 20.

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>>5170585
That's not gay face, this is gay face.

>>5170537
...me
bc vers twink sex is hot

>>5170622
>barafags will defend this

>tfw 5/10 slightly effeminate bottom who will only date 7+/10 masc tops (100% tops btw)
i'll die alone desu

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how can a love be so wrong, when it feels so... wrong.

>>5170622

wow

that is literally the gayest man i have ever seen

>>5170630

The solution here is to hit the gym, start grooming, take better care of yoruself, dress better and bump yourself up to an 8/10 so you can date all the qts on an even footing.

>>5170635
i bought a new pair of sneakers today ^_^ i start gym next week

>>5170632
ohhhh dear

>>5170625
>vers twink sex is hot
well yeah
I prefer topping but flipping is fine

>>5170647

Great! Good luck!

Remember that the more you go, the easier it will get. The first step is the hardest!

>>5170632
do me next pls

im gay

:s

>>5170661
you're among friends, homo

>>5170661
Lol, I bet you like sucking cocks, fucking fag.

>>5170669
>>5170675

what do i do now

do i need to get gay friends

>>5170686
You need to become poz

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>>5170686
>what do i do now
PREPARE

>>5170686
>go outside
>find boy
>brand him as your new gay friend
>let him get accustomed to his new life as your gay friend

>>5170702
This would make a nice sitcom.

>>5170686
do you want gay friends?
personally i think it's nice to have someone who sort gets what it's like

>>5170715
Yeah, I have no gay friends irl. None of my friends really get me as a result. :(

>>5170695

like, positive?

im an optimist already most of the time.

>>5170715

its more like i wont be able to talk to my current friends about stuff without weirding them out

i wanna be able to talk about guys like they talk about girls.

>>5170720
i've known a couple gay guys in the past but we never got close or anything
i made my first like actual gay friend recently, it's cool

>>5170723
that's what i mean, gay friends will have had similar experiences as you and whatnot
and obviously talking about boys with them is fun

>>5170723
I personally find it overrated, I don't even talk about guys I like on gaygen.

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>>5170738

Do you wanna do it now?
I'm all ears.

>>5170754
no.

>>5170762

thats fine too
:)

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>Less than 8 weeks until Christmas
What are you fags doing? Are you looking forward to spending time with your family?

>>5170830
christmas has already started here, decorations are being put up, christmas wares are in store, christmas commercials are slowly emerging. I hate christmas, can't wait for this season to be over.

>>5170830
Nothing and my family doesn't care about Christmas

>>5170830
I have to awkwardly buy lego Elves "for my niece" but I can't bring myself to do it.

>spending time with your family?
I haven't seen the majority of my family for years.
That's the advantage when your family breaks up.

>>5170830
No. I don't celebrate it.

>>5169548
of course, doggos = best pets, senpai
>>5170720
i had a bi friend, its pretty sweet since he basically gets your shit but i developed feelings for him and he told me to "fuck off". still hurts
>>5170733
>gay friend
so whens the proposal going to be?
>>5170830
>8 weeks to christmas
exams ugh
>one week to fallout
thats more like it

>>5170830

Hopefully spend it with my fiancé and some people I care about.
In terms of plans, my sense of concrete foresight doesn't extend that far.

>>5170854

Key-You-Tea

>>5170830
no idea, not really
but i am looking forward to buying myself presents

>>5170856
hahaha absolutely not

>>5170836
>>5170838
>>5170844
>>5170847
>>5170856
>>5170860
>All these homos lacking their festive spirit
Disappointing.
I guess Christmas is a lot less exciting when you aren't a kid, or a parent.
I'm looking forward to the holiday, and getting out of the city. Nobody in my family cares too much about gifts, though my mum gets a bit passive aggressive about it.

what to buy sister for her birthday?

shes a 19 year old student

>>5170876
Contraception.
She's quite prone to getting BLACKED at that age.

>>5170874
>I guess Christmas is a lot less exciting when you are alone, miserable and depressed
ftfy

>>5170876
a "check your privilege" joke card, plus a rape whistle and a scarf with the doge motive on it

>>5170866
you say that now
~love is in the air~
(humming wedding bells)
>>5170874
never had a good christmas so i've never looked forward to it desu
>>5170876
give her one of your used dildos
it might make her gay :^)

>>5170874
Yeah I'll just celebrate Christmas by myself and buy presents for myself. Sounds great.

>>5170874
Christmas doesn't mean diddly squat to me.

>>5170879
Pfthahah

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>>5170883
I'm all those things, Anon. But I'm still excited for a comfy Christmas. University is making me worse and worse.
Too bad I live in Australia, so it will be hot as fuck.

>>5170895

is it true it sometimes rains spiders in australia?

>>5170897
It's not like I wanted to sleep or anything. Thanks a lot. Jerk.

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>>5170890
funny though, last night i had a dream that i was at a restaurant and proposed to my ex and he started laughing cause he was getting ready to propose to me too
it was disgusting tbqh

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>>5170897
No, but one has actually dropped down from the ceiling on top of me before.
You also find these things everywhere in the summer, but apparently they're "harmless."

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>>5170909

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHH

>>5170895
>But I'm still excited for a comfy Christmas.
I'm Ebenezer Scrooge without the money.

>>5170909
cute

>>5170907
ive gotten those yeah

the worst one dream i got was the ex that dumped me entering my room as i wake up
i legit wake up, almost shout his name and start cold sweats
fucking dreams man
>>5170915
i concur

>>5170909
WWWHHHYYYYYYYYYY

>>5170915
>Resting my foot on my desk one night
>Huntsman crawls out from behind furniture and sits on my foot
>Spend half an hour engaging in chemical warfare before it weakens enough for me to crush it with a shoe
They're known to jump too.

>>5170918
I used to pick them up when I was a kid. Absolute madman I was.
Apparently their bite is only like that of a bee sting, and they're not aggressive.

>>5170907

I've had dreams where I tried to propose to my fiancé (that slowed down and stopped now that we're actually, you know) but I never could because the language we were speaking didn't have words for love when it was between people like us and each time I tried, it just felt like I was stuttering too terribly to even make sounds and eventually I would just scream and cry and everyone around would hate me for having such an ugly romance and blame me for making a joke of gender and sexuality.

Wow, I haven't thought of that in a really long while.

>>5170909
i dropped one of those big red tool boxes from about 4 feet up on a brown recluse once
i thought i was going to die

>>5170924
note to myself:

NEVER go to australia

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>>5170909
>one has actually dropped down from the ceiling on top of me before.
I'd prefer one of those cute little jumping spider over that atrociously large monstrosity.

>that feel when you look at spiders and you feel something itchy on your leg.

>tfw feeling itchy
STOP TALKING ABOUT CREEPY CRAWLIES FFS

PLS

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>>5170924
I love arachnids. Alien and fucked up part of evolution.

>>5170907
>>5170919
>>5170925


I have dreams of the guy who raped me
getting out of jail and hunting me down.
Sometimes he's sweet and apologizes,
declares his love for me and wants to be
together in a relationship, other times he
has a shot gun to kill me or he rapes me again.
Not even sleeping is an escape from him. :/

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>>5170928
But there are so many qt boys here.
And they often show a lot of skin in the summer because it's so hot.

>>5170931
Some of them aren't really that big, but I guess even the small ones would scare people who aren't used to them.
The fuck off huge ones are way more common than the smaller ones.

>>5170936

I don't have reaction image for how much I'd like to hug and comfort you, anon.

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>>5170939
>The fuck off huge ones are way more common than the smaller ones.
Even worse is that when you find a large one, you just know that there's always a second one lurking nearby.
Always.

>>5170936
fucking dreams, man that sounds torturous
I hope your not screwed by it man, whilst awake
man... fuck .... I can't begin to imagine, how what you've gone though and what you feel, goddamn

>>5170948
imleavingnowgofuckyourself

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>>5170936
>Not even sleeping is an escape from him. :/
You don't need to escape anymore if there's nobody to escape from.

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>>5170948
Just keep some bug spray close, I guess. At least Hunstman are conspicuous as fuck most of the time, unlike other common household spiders like redbacks and white tails.
>https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/White-tailed_spider
>They live in gardens and inside houses, beneath bark and rocks, in leaf litter and are often found in the folds of clothes, towels and shoes
>clothes, towels and shoes
Horrifying.

>>5170948
STOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOP OMG

FUCK YOU

>>5170967
OKAY I'M LEAVING

I CAN'T EVEN

>>5170972
Remember to shake your sheets out before you go to bed in the summer, Anon!

>tfw my mum actually used to tell me this ever summer

>>5170967
>not covering your clothes, towels and shoes in toxic highly acidic sludge.

>>5170977
BAKA BAKA BAKA BAKAAAA

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Spiders.
Nature's reminder that deep down inside we're all little girls

>>5170989
I actually don't mind spiders at all, but if you are so scared of them make a DIY spider repellent. Buy some lavender oil, mix it with a bit of water in a spray bottle, spray where spiders usually come in, build nests, etc. Voila, spider free home.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3-tJ5erxh4Y

>>5170983
Even the plants want to kill you, Anon.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dendrocnide_moroides
>Contact with the leaves or twigs causes the hollow, silica-tipped hairs to penetrate the skin. The sting causes an extremely painful stinging sensation that can last for days, weeks, or months, and the injured area becomes covered with small, red spots joining together to form a red, swollen mass. The sting is potent enough to kill humans, dogs, and horses, and is infamously agonizing. Stories tell of horses jumping off cliffs after being stung, and supposedly one Australian officer shot himself to escape the pain of a sting. One man who was slapped in the face and torso with the foliage said, "For two or three days the pain was almost unbearable; I couldn’t work or sleep, then it was pretty bad pain for another fortnight or so. The stinging persisted for two years and recurred every time I had a cold shower. ... There's nothing to rival it; it's ten times worse than anything else

>>5169548
>tfw 5'5" manlet w/o a tall bf to protect me

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>>5170992
I can handle some spiders.
Even up close some fuckass huge spiders can look adorable with their puppy eyes.

But then I have my own methods to get rid of spiders.
>Furniture? All I see is collateral damage.