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old >>5121336
Is it true that boys really like cereal??
Heya all how's it going?
>>5123183
I fucking love cereal, does that make me a boy.
>>5123183
Did you know cereal was invented to help keep young boys from masturbating?
Yes they do.
>>5123185
Fine
Just pretty tired
I go back to work tomorrow D:
>>5123183
kit you really need to invest in some cereal
>>5123186
no it only makes you transdieted
>>5123183
is it true that holo is best
Last thread lasted all day
#thinkaboutit
Picture unrelated
>>5123176
which anon should we not bully?
>>5123183
yes and if a boy spontaneously appears in your house and you DONT have cereal he won't let you touch his abs
>>5123061
bell peppers are capsicums
>>5123203
erin
>>5123205
lol u said cum
new thread? did i miss anything?
>>5123189
how would that even work
>thread is slow as fuck
>4 more images
>make a new thread
REEEEE MY AUTISM
>>5123176
>Please post your best /mtfg/ or tranny meme pics.
Crowd favorite.
>>5123219
yea. it sure is.
>>5123196
>>5123209
Hardly surprising, Sheenis is so sex crazed!
>>5123221
>>5123221
I hate this image. what the fuck does this chick look like when she isn't shrugging her shoulders? they're higher than her fucking neck.
>>5123205
what the fuck is a capiscum
related story:
>at subway (mmm)
>ask for bellpeppers
>dude grabs banana peppers
>correct him, it's very awkward and he's very awkward
>come back a couple days later
>totally different dude makes the same mistake and is ALSO super awkward about it
does montana not know what bell peppers are? why do they keep grabbing the banana peppers instead? why does it make them uncomfortable?
>>5123206
oriksu
>>5123232
aaaaaaerinnn >w<
>>5123205
oh right thanks !
>>5123186
I don't like it at all does that make me trutrans?
I'm going to start storing it in my house tho if it attracts boys like I'm being told rn
>>5123196
yeah I didn't even realize this was a thing !
>>5123203
thanks for the warning erin
that would be a horrible outcome
>>5123233
fine
but i dont have 2 like it u.u
>>5123239
What about muesli for a middle of the way option?
i ate pizza today and it made me gain like 5 lbs in about 8 hours
im about to go see broad city and then im gonna come home and get drunk and watch hocus pocus with my bestie byee
>>5123230
I think it's just to emphasize the shrug
>>5123247
take care madi ^w^
>>5123176
>Please post your best /mtfg/ or tranny meme pics.
>>5123203
It's only 60 days till Christmas :3
>>5123209
Oh no I'm going to get in so much trouble :(
>>5123224
N-no
>>5123251
Wigs: The Gathering
>>5123251
oooh lok. /mtfg/ meeting from last summer. how nice :3
>>5123251
Everyone's really orange...
>>5123251
lol this is all the trips from mtfg in 20 years meeting up for a reunion.
>>5123251
brb detransitioning
>>5123268
;_;
I'm scared
>>5123268
yeah
>select all images with pizza
No captcha, tonight is still stir fry night
>one of my chopsticks is cracked
>>5123253
>It's only 60 days till Christmas :3
I want to pass
Just curious, is there a verb that means the opposite of passing?
>>5123251
I already threw up once today
>>5123271
>implying they'll be that many of us left in 20 years
>>5123207
My month vacation from surgery is over.
Got a 10 hour shift tomorrow. 6 - 4pm
>>5123283
sudoku
>>5123283
Honning?
>>5123251
Please tell me I'll never look like that.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xf66Lmrqk00
idk, post current music?
>>5123176
Memin'
>>5123290
Oh damn, yeah that sounds rough. Hope it goes well.
>>5123253
oh wow thats rly close actually
actually my friend asked me how long it was until christmas a couple days ago and i was like "i know someone who would know"
>>5123298
OMG I love that you saved the first one I took with my phone but use this one instead. It makes for a better reaction image.
>>5123293
may b u should
Hey so I realized I should ask before I do something stupid but since I'm still waiting to see about informed consent should I increase my dosage on my own or should I wait and keep taking the same dosage I'm taking now?
>>5123308
i think i feel like shredding tar instead tbh
>>5123293
Oh
Okay good
>>5123311
If you don't have a way to get excess pills do not increase your dosage. However anxious you are about things now it will be so so much worse if you have to spend some time without E altogether.
>>5123321
and a FULL DOSE OF THE LAW!!!
>>5123284
>just once
What a lardo!
>>5123251
Updated version with names!
>>5123251
individually, some might pass
but together, nooo way
>>5123323
Oh no D':
>>5123331
>bexe
>anon
>>5123331
I need to ask dollface how to become whitey
>>5123342
I think those are just cross dressers so we don't have anything to worry about tbh.
>>5123342
>karma
you gonna be a hon for stuff like this
>>5123342
heres mine. Like?
>>5123331
i love it.
>>5123331
>implying I won't be long dead
>>5123342
I'm pretty sure they're CDs tbh, the necks scream "not on E"
>>5123320
DO IT
>>5123360
you've escaped hon dom
>>5123331
Fucking lmao! You matched them to their faces pretty well too especially Angie.
>>5123347
I think anon is hiding behind your big hon head haha.
>>5123331
anon looks the most passable
>>5123366
It's pretty easy to escape the fate of those pictures by starting HRT instead of a family.
>watching BTE recording now that I have time
>Neil Patrick Harris put his husband and children in a segment for his mom's birthday
Damn I should have skipped lab for this
>The last girl I went out with kept calling me daddy haha
So do I tell him I'm in to that or what?
>>5123376
keep telling yourself that tranny.
>>5123347
I knew you loved me secretly! Oh jeez I'm so happy! :DDDDDD
>>5123382
okay ;_;
>>5123342
W-well if it stops me from becoming a hon...
https://unsee.
cc/rutobegi/
>>5123385
I'm tranny too though, hell if you can't make fun of yourself and other's like you then that's bretty boring if you ask me.
>>5123299
Thanks
Just can't believe it's been a month already
>>5123386
bitable/10.
>>5123386
B-butte...
>>5123388
most trannies are just oversensitive. anything that risks piercing their delusions is a big no no. :^)
>>5123386
ad a girl.
Dats a noice butt btw.
>>5123331
updated now with 200% more authentic bexe
>>5123382
umm hey man are you okay?
>>5123401
lol kill yourself.
>>5123393
aren't you Alison?
>>5123386
so what happens when you get as old as those in the pic, and your ass (and face) sags, stretches and wrinkles?
hmm?
>>5123404
finally the booger i love and admire
>>5123404
ummmm
thats not very nice dude?
whats wrong?
>>5123368
Anon can I borrow some salt
>>5123400
anon please
>>5123406
don't worry i'm going. shame i can't stick around until you all eventually off yourselves.
>>5123414
are you off mones?
>>5123404
Damn they were just asking if you were okay.. What's with the anger?
>>5123414
hey can you talk to me on skype soon? i gotta go to bed real soon but i wanna talk to you
if you don't want to then i understand 100% i just wanna talk in private
>>5123414
yea, good. bye.
>>5123411
>something has to be wrong if you don't want to participate in circlejerkery with nigger, woofufu and other cult icons
>>5123424
You seem upset hon.
Wanna talk about your depression?
>>5123404
wow, booger, if i detrans can i be as much of a badass as you?
>>5123414
you're my #1 favorite trip now
>>5123433
edgy.
>>5123430
>misgendering
fuck you you pathetic hypocritical nigger, go burn in a watermelon farm
>>5123432
well it all started when mtfg convinced me to take hormones and transition. Now I'm a unpassable tranny hon who posts on 4chan all day like everyone else here. Thanks for asking hon. xoxo
>>5123408
>getting old
>>5123433
oh
um ok then
if you ever do want to talk though you know where to find me, you're a good friend to me and i dont wanna lose contact with you
im sorry btw
>>5123441
>he
Stop misgendering her you transphobic niggeress.
>>5123446
since when was being male a disqualifier for being here?
>>5123452 >>5123442
>>5116848
>you're all assholes demanding female pronouns when half of you, probably more, look liek hopeless men. posting your emoticons and *actions*. I ask for male pronouns. It's been weeks and everyone here who I once considered a friend still uses female pronouns.
>Fuck off and grow up mtfg.
also fuck off i'm not talking to you
>>5123446
be nice please, and thank you
he can post here if he wants to
>>5123444
You aren't kayla....
>>5123449
I agree tbqph
>>5123453
Everyone here is male tbqh.
Just sayian.
>>5123446
except she's not male, maurice moss
your human non-accessible autism isn't helping now
>>5123433
I'm sorry if I ever did or said anything to make you sad ;~;
>>5123455
I don't fucking care who your talking to you ugly hon bitch, have some respect for what they're going through you welfare boyz n the hood bitch with ghetto finger nails.
>>5123342
is it ok to post butt pics here actually? cause this is a blue board...
>>5123462
i don't think alison is male either, but *he apparently was really upset that we don't respect *his pronouns so here i am respecting them. and now, since *he isn't trans, he can leave.
>>5123461
Nooooo I am a qt3.14 girl!!!! Just like my animes!!
>>5123455
but she's right, mtfg is full of hons with masculine interests and straight male vibes who don't deserve female pronouns ever yet you all hughbox each other in this big pathetic trip circlejerk echo chamber you have created here
alison's got a point there
>>5123466
no
unless you do it over unsee
>>5123433
that fucking edge, teach us master
>>5123466
Yiss, butts are ok, boobs or genitals get bans though.
>>5123479
ARE THEY......
>>5123470
You only like men to reaffirm your identity rather than actual attraction
You all know this is true
>>5123468
and you are not trans either
you are an autistic man who took his unique mysterious non-binary thinking way too far he wants to be called a woman now
>>5123486
no, i'm a girl.
>>5123483
Yiss, Post Butt!
>>5123470
Name some. I bet there are a few you will hugbox and never name even if they're objectively the most obvious examples.
>>5123492
>projection meme
>no real argument
>>5123479
you sure? cause if thats true... :3
>>5123494
nows not the time u perv omg
I've posted it before tho >.>
>>5123469
>I am a qt3.14 girl!!!! Just like my animes!!
Trip on Jormy,Bexe,Myna
hey, I'm back from the marketplace thing and it was fun, bigger and more crowded than last night's dinner thing
wuts up with all'a u mtfg?
>>5123498
Coming to 4chan is a pretty masculine interest tbqh, everyone here is a straight apg male secret transbian
>>5123484
That's what ufufu does. He's insecure since he's a man who is into women but realizing he will never be seen as "genuine" trans he incorporated dick fantasies just to silence the critics.
>>5123490
>i'm a girl.
>>5123183
Yeah, It's frickin' weird, last time a boy stayed over I woke up and he was eating cereal with the box out and when he finished the bowl he just poured more. I didn't know what to think of that.
>>5123492
angie i hope you're face rots off
>>5123511
This is true, 4chan is more for men tbqh. Places like tumblr are more for women.
>>5123499
You just need calm down
Smoke weed
Eat a fish stick
Take a ride in your jalopy
>>5123511
That's nice coming from a software engineer that dresses like a beta male and collects gamer toys. Next time you're out at a bar as some of the girls what their DOTA rank is.
>>5123519
Only ftms and white knights go on tumblr tbph, if you use a computer or any technology at all you're basically yy. Us trutrans girls only pick berries and raise babies for our tribe tbqph
>>5123514
Weren't you mocking reaction images the other day? Really though dude, you should calm down. It's cool you wanna turn your emotions to anger, but it's not really addressing them, just stifling them with another emotion.
>>5123514
hey man
i know that you're probably angry, and probably going through something difficult, mentally or w/e
but you don't have to come here and be rude and mean.
especially to all the people that are just trying to be friendly and help
honestly, you COULD have stayed over in gaygen, you know?
you're more than welcome to post here!!! but just cool it a bit, okay?
>>5123523
fuck i need to take notes. this post is on point.
>>5123518
Awwwwwwww anon
So much love from you
now now now im sure we can all sort this out quietly now, what seems to be the problem here?
whos /threading hair/ here?
>>5123514
I honestly don't understand how someone develops this vitriolic attitude of blanket anger
Like, I can't really empathize with people, but I generally try to respect them
>>5123534
>>5123523
Why would I go to a bar? You only go there to get laid and getting laid either means youre into girls ie agp or into men ie secretly agp
>>5123534
gay men can be just as crazy as women-?
>>5123523
well he isn't ashamed of that but he sure disregards his tranny chasing past
confused anime gurl 72.jpg
>>5123543
>into girls ie agp or into men ie secretly agp
KEK
Does mtfg like this song I made?
https://clyp.it/snk3x5ca
>>5123535
What is that
>>5123543
to trap MEN obviously
that's the only reason we're cross dressing anyways
>>5123548
gnight erin !! feel better
>>5123527
>friendly
>calling trans girls him and he
You tripfags are a bunch of hypocrites that act rude as fuck and claim to be innocent.
Ban all tripfags.
>>5123527
>just do what we tell you or we put you in a black list
>>5123555
Have you considered introspection?
>this thread right now
>>5123523
what's wrong with toys?
I have a good paying career and I still like that stuff
>>5123543
How is that going to work when you take someone home and have to explain why your room looks like an autistic boy lives in it?
>>5123559
i've never claimed to be innocent, I try my best but I'm still a dumb bitch
>>5123564
>muh anime
>>5123566
>anon has never seen a nerdy cis girl's room
>>5123566
How would what work? I'm not gonna bring anyone home because I'm not agp. You transbians disgust me tbsh
>>5123555
ouch?
idk what you want from me.
you've come in here being an obnoxious ass, maybe with the intent of getting everyone to dislike you....and people are basically just fucking off..... so like....why the need to stay here and insult people and be stupid?
AGAIN, you *can* go to gaygen, (or /pol/ or /r9k/ for that matter with the other beta-men) and be a bootybutthole
If i didn't know better my feelings might be hurt, but your insults are really pedestrian, so i can see that you're not actually trying to hurt me, you're just trying to piss me off
so.....
xoxo
>>5123559
Trip on Alison
>>5123571
>nerdy girls room
>girl
More like a nerdy autistic boys room tbqh.
>>5123569
i already saved this two days ago, make a new one
>>5123183
Hey Kit, where do you work btw?
>>5123576
you're 6'2''. you're a beta man yourself. taking fucking beta pills. fuck off jamal. good luck finding anyone stupid enough to fall for your dumbass.
>>5123543
>no real answer
>le passive aggressive shitpost memes
You forgot to post your confused autism reaction image.
>>5123555
Really, maybe actually give this stuff some thought instead of the knee jerk reaction you're giving it. You're just lashing out. What other reason do you have to bother being here? If you don't identify that's fine, but it seems like you're just trying to kill any connections out of some idea that keeping them will remind you of the feelings you're trying to avoid.
>>5123585
at a nightclub
>>5123579
>not trying this much
>>5123555
>>5123590
Calm down on the t-rage bro :)
>>5123586
6'1"********
okay that one was pretty good, i must admit!
still you should be nice
why come here and waste our time and yours being pedantic and hateful?
i hope u feel better bby ;~~;
xoxo
>>5123592
Oh that's cool, was it easy to get a job?
I'm trying to find some part time work to save up for FFS.
Ok two things
1.
pls rspnd D:
>>5123552
2.
Holy shit do you people realize what you're doing? You're arguing and flinging shit at people you'll probably never even meet in real life. You're letting walls of text get at you guys, come on, do you care so much about an anonymous image board that you gotta fuck with each other instead of having decent conversations? Holy moly
>>5123558
right?
i should be drunk rn i think
>>5123597
Why this sudden burst of anger?
>>5123586
I'm not sure what the point of coming to burn bridges is.
I know we haven't talked in and around the plug, so it's not entirely my place, but you sound like you're trying to convince yourself.
>tfw no abusive bf.
>>5123598
Yeah it was really easy actually. It can be tiring being on your feet a lot but its kinda fun so I really enjoy it. The hours kinda suck but I'm studying fulltime so I can only really work on the weekends.
>>5123594
another irrelevant trip trying to fit in like a pathetic minion he is
>>5123597
calm down tbh. there lterally no need to be so full of hate, and never will be. Its not like anone here killed your family...
>tfw there are people in mtfg right now who don't like fun meme anime
>>5123597
So is that all you've got on me or what? Like, really, you're not even trying. You're just continuously deflecting. Kinda validates the point I made though.
>>5123606
>we haven't
we only
all i can hear is "ooga booga bixnod" to be honest
>>5123612
You're not the real Buddha
>>5123613
because not everyone is a pathetic neckbeard weeaboo like you, sir
>>5123348
>dollface
>not white
Worst meme, I don't even get it.
>>5123597
Is this what you wanted? To be angry and have all your friends pissed at you? Gj anyway.
>>5123613
>meme anime
>not animeme
>>5123609
>I can only really work on the weekends
That's what I was assuming since I'm in the same boat! Hmm.. if it's fun then I might actually be up for it, thanks for answering my questions <3
>>5123625
>friends
>implying
fuck off spic
>>5123625
>being friends with anyone in mtfg
>ever
Eww no thank you tbqh.
>>5123625
>friends
>4chan/mtfg
>friends
>>5123632
Sure, none of us are friends.
>>5123620
>tfw you had tons of jack today.
It was a good day
>>5123600
if u want to, sure!
it does feel pretty good rn and I even got to try this pomegranate wine that I've wanted to for a bit, I don't rlly like drinking tho tbqh
>>5123607
one of the many reasons that I'm thankful for my partner is that I'm pretty sure I'd be super vulnerable to abusive relationships otherwise
>>5123625
His brain is probably fried from detransitioning
Emotionality and aggression is a hell of a combination
>>5123620
there was a different trip called buddha?
anyone i adopted this since i use the trip Buddist bro on /x, so im used to it
>>5123626
>animeme
>not memeime
>>5123628
no worry!
umm honestly where I live its like not that hard, a lot of places I think will take people if they don't have any experience either. IDK where you live anon but bartending is kinda like, there is a high turnover most places because a lot of people are like students or backpackers kinda thing. it's really good tbh if you can handle the hours. also tips !
>>5123644
No I meant like
Buddha Buddha
It's fine if you're Buddha here
>>5123640
>pomegranate wine
>pomegranate
I think I need this despite the fact that I basically don't drink.
That sounds amazing.
>>5123552
I kind of like this but 30-40 seconds it gets a little unorganized and chaotic for something so peaceful. I don't know anything about music by the way.
It's impressive that you wrote it regardless.
>ganging up on alison
why does mtfg act like a cult?
>>5123645
>memeime
I can't take this
>>5123625
Nobody wants to be your friend. You of all people have no space to criticize anyone.
>>5123654
because they have to protect all of their own delusions together. i call out one trip on being an ugly man than the rest of them get triggered because every trip on here is in truth an ugly man.
>>5123642
>"his"
>says the manhands
oh the irony
>>5123650
i never implied i realized my buddha nature ;-;
im actually quite scared what my Lama will say once i go full femme and transition. idk if tibetan buddhism even accepts trans. feels bad since spirituality is close to number one on my priorities :(
>>5123654
When you stick your dick in a barrel full of hungry piranhas you're gonna git bit
>>5123640
>thankful that you're not in an abusive relationship
but that is the opposite of what is good.
I want a cute boy to beat the shit out of me.
>>5123640
i dont relly like drinking either cos i associate it with sads
but im feeling kinda good right now
nothing to drink tho :/
>>5123658
shut up nigger and go back to the welfare line
>>5123632
what the fuck? Angie just fixed herself and is shitposting less than usual and now alison blows her top
I honestly thought the meanest posts came from chasers but now I am not so sure
Also because I do care for you, going off mones when you have been on them for 2 years is gonna be very bad for you
the alison I know would be talking about David foster wallace and pokemans
>>5123552
It's good, it could maybe be cleaned up a bit, some of it is a bit too busy?
>>5123665
They probably accept Trans people ...But only if they are pretty tho ...
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VoeDpP_GHbI
>>5123671
>oddish talking about non-passing
damn bro look in the mirror first before you spew passive aggressive insults like this here
>>5123673
<333
:333
>>5123662
I was just asking why you are so angry.
>>5123663
The difference between the male and female average ratio is about 2mm.
>>5123662
You really need to calm down!
Why are you mad?
Did the espresso machine get jammed again?
Did banana republic run out of khakis?
Hootie and the blowfish are breaking up?
>>5123176
>>5123613
>>5123645
>>5123656
>TFW suddenly feel like Shinji feels meme
>>5123687
transgender shinji is canon, not a meme.
>>5123687
>>5123662
>because they have to protect all of their own delusions together. i call out one trip on being an ugly man than the rest of them get triggered because every trip on here is in truth an ugly man.
i think it's more because you're insulting everyone else along the way
like
fuck, im wasting so much time talking to you, however i still care so idk
no one is ganging up on you, and no one is attacking, basically everyone is just trying to figure out why you're acting like a giant asshole...
i would like to insult u in return rn but im not going to so good for you
>>5123692
>>5123693
>>5123662
going maverick like this is going to get you crucified. it happened to angie and it almost happened to kayla
unless you reform your ways, kiss yiffufu's manbutt and accept the holy circlejerk as your god
>>5123691
Are you going to answer my question or just passive aggressively pick on me for being something you're too afraid to be?
>>5123698
>>5123691
Like I already said, do you have anything else or out of ammo? You're deflecting and attacking. I'm sorry you're so angry with whatever it is you feel you need to do this.
>>5123691
i'm sorry if i ever did anything to offend you or make you feel sad but please just be safe whatever you do
>to put it in basic, grunty cis male rurgghhhhh terms
>But anyways
[7:50:44 PM] Caddy OConnor: It's funny to see a cismale call themselves a cismale
>Yeah well you're a booky gal, think melville
>Call me cismale
I'm in love.
>>5123651
yeah I just love pomegranates, they're one of my favorite foods
pama was my go-to pomegranate alcohol but I'd been wanting to try this one and it just has a so much more crisp and clear pomegranate flavor and tartness with those natural tannins, the same place also had a pretty good absinthe
>>5123667
well my partner is increasingly comfortable with being rough with me but with genuine love and care for my well-being behind it all
>>5123672
yeah I'm kinda the same for the most part tbqh but I get rlly sad like almost daily and drinking is better than othe rstuff, especially when I get so self-hate-y that I start thinking about hurting myself
>>5123552
Yes actually
>>5123663
I can play guitar with those man hands so whatever
>>5123665
It shouldn't be an issue
I'm not familiar with any particular branches of Buddhism since there's no convenient temple near me but my understanding of the basic tenets is that you don't do wrong by yourself or others
So the argument I had with myself concluded that the path of transition is tied to mental or spiritual needs, not wants, and directly reduces harm done to yourself
I'm no Lama, but this is my thoughts
>>5123700
nah
she doesn't need to kiss up to ufufu
she just needs to work her cuntiness out
>>5123701
>pick on me for being something you're too afraid to be
I don't think that's it dude, nobody wants to be whatever you're supposed to be.
>>5123662
>i call out one trip on being an ugly man than the rest of them get triggered because every trip on here is in truth an ugly man.
This^ This is why I stay anon, I'm nothing like these weirdo trans girls here who don't pass, have no social life outside the intenet, act all weebie and autistic and hug box each other like old hons.
No thank you. :^)
>>5123679
the dalai lama comes from diff tradition and ik my lama wasnt to happy to hear when one of the guys turned out gay.
>tfw never will be enlightened
>>5123214
john harvey kellogg was a devout seventh-day adventist until middle age
he believed that a bland diet would reduce or prevent sexual arousal, and so he invented Granula, later called Granola
think about that over your next bowl of froot loops
>>5123700
nah i'd rather not. i'll go maverick but at least i won't be on the same level as angie. i'll be better. i won't kiss trip ass like the mentally ill trips do here, but i won't be an ugly caveman. or some $5 ffs tranny.
>>5123706
fuck off with this shit kit. speak your fucking mind and stop being a mindless kiss ass.
>>5123667
>tfw you'll never be hit by Jc
>>5123725
>jc
d-denton?
>>5123705
Huh weird, dunno why it didn't have my trip on here.
Also wtf text captcha?
>>5123709
that makes sense, but in terms of Vajrayana, the eachings are passed from lama to desciple. If my lama doesnt give me teachings that would suck.
>>5123729
Wha
>>5123722
so you will be a pretty tranny?
>trips going anon to attack alison
this is textbook mtfg tactics of intimidation, truly pathetic
makes me wish most of you were cut off from the internet for life
>>5123722
>i'll go maverick
I'll be your wingman anytime.
Lest burn this mother to the ground Mav.
>>5123734
Who is jc?
http://duderonymusbosch.tumblr.com/post/60869821544/the-seinfeld-bass-line-slowed-down-x11
>>5123739
You're looking at her.
>>5123741
But, you're a huge faggot.
>Heather "The Booger" Alison having another meltdown.
This is why you dont put so much importance on what guys think of you after using you for sex, kids!
>sonic the king of batshit crazy trannys appears
So what's everyone's opinion on Emy Amethyst and why do so many people in Kageshi hate her?
>>5123754
at least she can get sex you legbeard.
>>5123733
I understand and wish you the best of luck
I can see this means a lot to you
>>5123757
>her
it's a man baby
>>5123722
>fuck off with this shit kit. speak your fucking mind and stop being a mindless kiss ass.
lol
you're not being a maverick by the way.......
>noun
>1. Southwestern U.S. an unbranded calf, cow, or steer, especially an unbranded calf that is separated from its mother.
>2. a lone dissenter, as an intellectual, an artist, or a politician, who takes an independent stand apart from his or her associates:
>Synonyms: nonconformist, individualist; free thinker; loner, lone wolf.
a person pursuing rebellious, even potentially disruptive, policies or ideas:
>Synonyms: rebel, cowboy; loose cannon.
>3. Maverick, an electro-optically guided U.S. air-to-ground tactical missile for destroying tanks and other hardened targets at ranges up to 15 miles (24 km).
adjective
>4 .unorthodox, unconventional, nonconformist:
you not being a nonconformist, you're being delusional and angry because of your gender issues, and you're projecting your internal conflict on to a bunch of harmless people who aren't hurting you. further more, you're essentially invading "their space" just to use them as a punching bag and try to alleviate some anger or stress or w/e when what you really need is a therapy session and SSRIs
>>5123754
>>5123735
>>5123753
hey
chill out, thats not necessary either
>>5123757
>Kageshi
People still go to that "fem"boy fetishist HQ?
>>5123767
He's a cute trap though
>>5123769
Don't take me so seriously.
>>5123700
Angie didn't go maverick she was always a bitter narcissistic hon. Always doxxing and posting private shit to start drama. Fake suicide, fake detransitioning, fake leaving forever.
Kayla is just a fucking numbskull.
>>5123754
>tfw no boys to use u for sex
;~;
>>5123769
>hey
>chill out, thats not necessary either
I'm sorry
I apologize
should I keep it like this
its just that there's a small minority of anons who are actually human and come here for support, amidst a sea of literal shit vomit from other anons
>>5123774
Chasers certainly do
>>5123785
I am being nice
>>5123769
typical goody two shoes nigger. silently enabling toxic environment that is mtfg but picking on the only person who stood up against this bullshit insincere hugbox
>>5123782
Just put your big butt out there Jormy. Its not hard to get some dongle in those buns.
>>5123789
Most people are human afaik
>tfw mtfg comes back to life as i slowly go to sleep
fuck time zones...
>>5123789
Pure fucking autism. No wonder everyone hates you
>>5123795
at least trip/namefag so I can block you
coward
>>5123782
But you're not transbian hon :^)
this was lunch
scrambled eggs with a drop of sriracha, smoked salmon, sauteed mushrooms and onions and some diced tomatoes
600 cal btw
>>5123789
Dont censor me Sonic I'm your biggest fan ;_;
>>5123801
Where do you live?
Holy shit why is everyone so pissy?
>>5123757
>people who don't even want to be identified as girls look better than you
>>5123807
She's from here, or used to be.
>>5123808
Cappers on an everything bagels is the best thing ever.
>>5123808
Sounds tasty
I cooked some green onions and reheated last night's stir fry
So much better with the onions
>>5123818
Well I don't know anything about her, was just commenting on that name specifically
>>5123648
I'll do anything for a pretty face, getting tips sounds awesome! Thanks for being so helpful btw even with all the drama around us.
>>5123789
>look at me attention whoring xD
deliberately drama inducing meta posts like that should get you banned
>>5123814
it's only one person actually
>>5123814
It's like 2 anons and booger. I have no idea why though.
>>5123811
Prob the worst place in europe to be trans in - poland. Where stabbing people is only sometimes not ok and secerely beating/stabbing trans is rarely looked down upon by law enforcement
>>5123814
I'm having a great time, there's a real Buddhist here
>>5123814
because your mom put a dick in my butt
>>5123829
Russia would like to speak to you. And then promptly kills you for being trans.
>>5123814
yea 2 anons and booger cause she is off mones
>>5123824
hey no worries!
i wish you the best of luck but i'm sure you'll be great !
>>5123797
>tfw someone keeps staring at you
>tfw you realise they think ur cute
>tfw its a girl
>>5123806
Its ok, I'm not attracted to men, just money. I'm gonna skip my birth control and get pregnant so I can steal half their money like a real woman
>>5123814
Its that time of the month
>>5123829
can't you move freely to another country due to EU rules?
>>5123707
>Call me cismale
Damn, that's classic.
Well be nice. You're all arguing and complaining on the internet.
>>5123847
As is tradition.
>>5123834
>Russia
>Europe
>>5123847
get out passer
reeee
>>5123843
>yea but most people dont come to 4chan
>this sociopath shitnerd
wow I didnt even finish what I was typing because I'm retarded and got distracted
meant to say
>this is sociopath shitnerds with no life
>>5123797
source?
>>5123845
Im moving to the us since im a cotizen. Im moving alone to seatle ^^
>>5123832
<3
>>5123846
RIGHT!?
why is my attention span so awful unless I'm reading a book or writing or drawing
>>5123851
Am I even here though?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HQoRXhS7vlU
>>5123842
>Intersex cis girl meme
Will you just fuck off already?
>>5123808
OMG sheen I want that breaky
>>5123855
Poland is in general awfull. And everytime summer comes and i enter a bus i question if they ever invented soap or am i delusional...
And lama is not polish, hes from Tibet living in Taiwan on exile atm. He travels through europe and the western world once in a while and im in email contact with the guy.
you are just a bunch of hypocritical fucks and should have extra penises sewn to your body
>>5123873
Thanks <3 ill be sure to detach some and use them as self grown dildos
>>5123873
I'm game.
>>5123864
you are jormy-tier unfunny
>>5123873
So alison what should i call you since you're not a girl
>>5123860
RIGHT!
>>5123873
If I wasn't a hypocrite I couldn't speak the truth so
>>5123858
>Im moving to the us since im a cotizen. Im moving alone to seatle ^^
Well Seattle is a lot more socially liberal than Poland for sure
I live on the east coast so I don't know about the Buddhist community there (or here tbh) but good luck!
>>5123868
Oh well moving to Seattle sounds like an improvement anyway
>>5123842
I love how you're trying to imitate straight girls on /MtFg/ nowadays. I hope it end with you drunk in some below average man's unclean bed.
fun fact: the more passable you are the more unfunny you are
>>5123887
>People think I'm funny?
LOOKING AYY!!
jk you're a qtp2d
>>5123883
Where in the east coast? I visited family in Ny, Fl and pennsylvania this summer
>>5123887
How terrifying
>>5123879
neither are you, sir
>>5123890
source: my ass
>>5123865
Who are you quoting?
>>5123888
Is that what the straight anons do? Maybe I should tbpqsh
>>5123890
>>5123890
But Jormy only passes as a cis male and she's the unfunniest shitter of them all.
>tfw wasnt born a tiny asian girl
Some people just have all the luck dont they?
>>5123900
>confused anime girl
i want to punch you into a bloody pulp
>>5123900
Hey, jormy, how do you get your bangs cut?
Like the shape it's cut on... like uh a triangle or ?
>>5123908
It's why we have no luck.
>>5123910
haha you silly jormy! too bad you will always be a very funny person
>>5123911
>>5123893
North Carolina, right in the middle
>>5123916
>tfw forever a big shouldered nordic hercules
>>5123911
Sounds hot. Are you cute?
>>5123912
Just straight across
>>5123919
Ohh damn
sorry i wasnt here for all alison's shitposting i was too busy watching the x-files
it looked like a lotta fun tho!
>>5123908
>>5123916
oh great it's this time of the day again
>>5123926
yeah
i am a big strong 6'8" man with beard and a swastika tattoo on my butt
>>5123925
>>5123931
life is pain
>>5123930
go back to fucking dogs, sick fuck
>>5123933
I have 36" shoulders and wear size 21 shoes tbqh
>>5123926
K, I was just asking since I was looking at different shapes they could be cut.
>>5123930
hi what episodes did you watch? i love that show
>>5123936
i cant im much too busy with the x-files
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1vN2c9OIVVY
>>5123930
its okay I missed it too. I haven't even scrolled up to look at it.
>>5123722
>>5123780
Wow you are really butthurt
Can I have that salt now?
do you like getting your penis touched?
>>5123947
i like getting my vagina touched
>>5123947
No I think I'm done with letting people touch it
>>5123953
boi pucci?
>>5123952
nah I mean like they could pull it off about as well as her, her hips, waist and shoulders don't rlly seem outside tranny-averages
>>5123947
I prefer it to my ap tbh, like... rubbed not stroked but I really would rather have a vagina to play with..................................
>>5123962
gurl pussi
>>5123964
I think so too, I've never seen an x-files tattoo, it's probably out there though.
>>5123947
You have no idea how much I love it.
>>5123964
>x-files is less autistic teen-agey
AHAHAHAHAHAHA
wait you are serious?
AHAHAHAHAHAHAAHHAHAHA
if you are looking who to bone, Dr who has fat girls, x-files has fat guys
>>5123947
Love it when my cat licks up the cum after masturbating
>>5123968
>imaging yourself playing with your vagina
AGP
>>5123973
>Dr who has fat girls, x-files has fat guys
Noted.
>>5123967
well that just makes me feel even worse about my body
>>5123964
I have seen every episode its so good. postmodern prometheus is sooo nice.
>>5123971
how come?
>>5123958
Yet you use it all the time to get off.
>>5123947
No, I'm never letting anyone touch it again tbh.
>>5123964
>postmodern prometheus
if only Cher could have played a bigger onscreen part
I love scully but her family stuff is meh unless it's her dad, the Major is my favorite guy.
>>5123967
Maybe you got the hips you wont have the shoulders maybe you got the the shoulders but you wont have the hips, you're ether blessed with one or the other. Unless you're her. If come close still, white bread isn't bread.
>>5123973
in my experience dr. who fans have been just terrible awful fat autistic nerds etc.
except for anna
x-files is for the cool kids
btw it has a huge female fan following due in no small part to scully and how hot duchovny can be
>>5123970
i was thinking of getting one :x
>>5123979
yeah, i liked it, i hadnt seen it before. i loved christmas carol but emily, not so much...
>>5123984
Do I? Have you been watching me?
>>5123976
well shit, guess I'm a memebian
>>5123990
IDK if you are watching it through in order but if you are you are about to hit some really good episodes !
>>5123983
Penis is literally the best, I can't imagine why anyone ever anywhere would ever want a vag. I love to play with my girlstick all the time.
>>5123990
So you're about even kek
it's all fun
>>5123991
>Do I?
Yes.
>Have you been watching me?
Yes.
>>5123990
you are being watched, jormy
i live inside your penis and i know your every move
what's it like when someone touches your penis?
>>5123990
>except for anna
:P
>>5124004
it feels great and i miss having someone around who would touch it
>>5123997
do you have any techniques for the best penis orgasm?
>>5124013
I like to use nutella as both an aid and lube.
>>5124021
>At best you have the relationship in reverse.
you know there are three literal nerds in the show who represent the literal fanbase?
Gnight girls and booger, have a good sleep if youre also in euro timezone <3
>>5124032
on the x-files I mean
>>5123990
>not mentioning Alex Krycek
>>5124020
>>5124021
I'm not saying that she's amazing, she has very girly very petite features even with all the tricks. No one here would look as good as she does.
>>5124030
that only sounds fun with someone else tbh
someone said this is the parallel to my voice...
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uEmKN6DT-VE&app=desktop
>>5124032
The hardcore fanbase, maybe, but what Ufufu mentions was definitely true. A lot of girls I grew up around were watching the show (and some of those I knew more as the token gay friend also admitted the watched RSD because of Duchovny)
how do i avoid pussying out when i do my shot ;-;
i hate needles but want bigger boobs wat do
>>5123860
Seriously though Caddy, I can't get that line out of my mind... now I want to read through the book and mess with the names and stuff like Captain AMAB
>>5124049
Just DO IT
>>5124049
Put aside those feelings and do it, let happen cause you want the result, it'll get easier and easier. Follow through.
>>5124054
Smoked slalom...
>>5124049
just drink more horse piss
>>5124037
Like shit, burritos and penis.
>>5124045
and I'm saying that as far as shoulders/hips I disagree,
maybe her other features are distracting you that you're less able to objectively see how much she's hiding/accentuating stuff with angles/clothes but she looks well within the range of hip/shoulder ratios around here
>>5124049
I find that with needles in general it can help to focus on flexing muscles in another part of your body so it's easier to relax and not flex where you're sticking it in
so funny!
http://i.4cdn.org/b/1445734620415.jpg
>>5124065
How can it taste like penis if theres never been a penis near it?
>>5124070
kek I'll believe when I see it.
>>5124077
believe whateves u want, doesn't change stuff
>>5124076
lies! you cut off your penis and used it to fuck yourself while "goodbye horses" plays in the background
>>5124076
Your own.
>>5124089
literally me
You kids are just so mean to each other
>>5124087
Like wise
>>5124089
Has anyone here used one of those make a dildo kits using their gt or pre-mones penis and then fucked themselves with it?
Asking for a friend.
>>5124104
What did you think the m in "mtfg" stood for?
>>5124114
Oops my name exploded
This is my awful joke
>>5124117
Can't we all just get along?
>>5124110
watashi did
i personally wouldn't because mine bends on the side so i suspect that would be painful
>>5124108
wow dat sure changed my mind and her shoulders
>>5124126
Wow dat sur changed muh mind and yur shoulders
>>5124122
That's all I want, besides the obvious
>>5124124
I miss 私
>>5124124
I feel like this would have come up in my chats with watashi, but searching skype logs is hard.
>>5124128
sick burn, guess we're pretty done here if u don't have anything else
>>5124045
>tfw when i already do ~(; XD
>>5124139
I don't know, do you have anything more pointless stuff to say?
>>5124128
Are you alright? You're being incredibly bitchy about an asian girl with relatively androgynous proportions for no apparent reason.
>>5124146
Just dealing with the mentally unstable while not being all there myself ya know.
omg this kitten is so qt
Someone make a list quick of the trips who got BTFO by booger
>>5124157
No thanks booger
>>5124157
Here's a scorecard for you:
Booger: 0
Booger's friends: 0
Everyone else: 0
There were no winners.
>>5124161
Mado: 1
>you'll never be a mom
god strike me down
>>5124157
here u go
>>5124153
show kitten
>>5124157
>has gender dysphoria
>realizes too manly for transition to work
>detransitions because she failed
>is bitter
>consumed with a renewed t-rage, he comes on the internet to hurl a shitstorm of ad hominem attacks in an autistic fit of buttmad and failure
What exactly did you mean by BTFO?
It was pretty funny tbqh tho
>tfw self hate... how do i make it stop?
>>5124122
>Skeleton Bard only gets daggers
>3.0 bards
Shuddering at the thought.
>>5124172
she's being all cute and snuggly
Jfc dont go to any old mining towns in Nevada, Colorado, or anywhere. Everything is infested with ghosts. Srsly fuck Goldfield/Tonapah/Pioche
>>5124205
FUCK YES
i want a snuggly kitten or something or just a thing that wants to be alive and near me at the same time fuck
>>5124205
are you a girl?
>>5124122
Bard is clearly the best option.
*whips out girlstick*
Realistically, how is the New York trip going to be organized?
>>5124214
>a band of 4 bards doot dooting constantly and stabbing the shit out of anything that moves
Hi.
>>5124225
Charity Telethon Tranny Pizza Party
>>5124233
Sounds perfect. What will we all do? A song and dance routine?
>>5124231
All Bard party can always be pretty awesome tbh
>>5124237
I was thinking we each make one another perform a talent b4 we enivitably break down and cry. People will pay to see that
>>5124211
aw I thought u had cats? are they bad-boy/girl loners?
>>5124212
well I mean I guess that's kind of a philosophical question but I'd like to be treated as such and luckily generally am
>>5124186
she isn't too manly to successfully transition, that would be me
also she is off hrt and has probably been drinking heavily
she doesn't want to detransition, this much is obvious
I hope in a few days everything is fine with her.
however if he does want to detrans and was just being mean then :(
>>5124240
>Not playing hellfire knight tiefling elf
Smdh fam
>look at old threads
>see tier lists
>always put in the hot and not passing bracket
>post in passing thread
>get told I pass perfectly
Somebody fucking lying here grills..
>>5124251
ITS CALLED PERFORMANCE ART DAD
ITS NOT GAY AND ITS NOT FOR HONS
what is your favorite chaser after you've had a shot of some hard stuff?
>>5124256
My sides
>>5124257
Maki :^)
>>5124257
None of them! : 3
>>5124257
Chasers are for pussies!
In all seriousness though, coke ain't bad. Depends on the alchohol though.
>>5124252
post pic
>>5124257
jormy
>>5124246
yeah i have 3 but they dont like snugglez. they 2wild.
>>5124124
I did not, I had joked about it though and still think it'd be a funny idea if my gt wasn't basically dead.
>>5124252
Our anons' bitterness is a carefully cultivated resource.
>>5124276
CHUUU~
Chasers are scum! : 3
>>5124276
Oh, I usually cut that with pepsi. Pepsi has a stronger flavor, so it masks the crazy burn a bit better.
Side note: I have a friend who's favorite party trick drinking 3 shots of 151, doing some jumping jacks, and lighting his chest on fire.
>>5124276
I get frisky when drunk. I'd rather have a person than a lighter drink.
>>5124269
k. this is the same on I posted in the passing thread a while back.. too lazy for new pic
>>5124277
Oh anons..
>>5124285
You totally pass. Also pretty cute.
>>5124281
>Side note: I have a friend who's favorite party trick drinking 3 shots of 151, doing some jumping jacks, and lighting his chest on fire.
out of curiosity is your friend a bong?
>>5124291
lol, no, he's just some ass hole that I used to live with though.
>>5124297
I mean are you from the UK?
I hear the britbongs are drinkers
>>5124302
Oh, no, sadly I'm in 'murica.
It's decided
I'm going to find that elusive Buddhist temple and ask some questions tomorrow
I know there's one hidden somewhere south of town
>>5124257
Do people actually drink chasers? I swear its a meme, I've never seen someone do it
I just spent $121.34 on clothes, and you know what? I don't even give a fuck.
>>5124322
I don't, I just have mixed drinks
>>5124330
Cosmo or appletini?
What are safe meds to start self-medding with while having no blood work while waiting to see a trans doctor to get a prescription?
I just want like a babbies first titty skittles kit to get me through the next few months.
>>5124322
Besides mixed drinks, I do tend to drink glasses of water every now and then when I drink. I'm paranoid about hangovers since I've had to actually do music after nights of heavy drinking.
I'm starting to worry that going out yesterday in girl mode was a fluke.
>>5124251
isn't she just?
>>5124272
yeah I get that, like my kitten cassie has always been apprehensive about settling down on people but this new kitten just flops up against me, haven't rlly gotten the best read on momma cat yet since we haven't fully transitioned her out of wild-kitty quarantine yet
>>5124257
Another shot.
>>5124348
But hon, I thought you said dressing like a basic bitch made you an instant pass?
home from work
we still /cockhat/?
>>5124348
It could have been
You had better do it a bunch more to check, you know this is just your dysphoria manifesting itself as self doubt right?
also you should start shopping in stores now you have some confidence, get some better bras and makeup and shirts/tops
also a whole avenue of girly things to do irl awaits you
>>5124322
I tfollow up my shots with a bit of raifu
>>5124380
Hey, how was your first day on E?
>>5124377
Hons are jelly
>>5124338
>>5124421
spironolactone up to 200mg
progynova up to 4mg
start on just the spiro and ramp up to make sure you don't have a reaction to it
>>5124413
i haven't noticed much difference yet, though it was crazy busy at work today so i didn't really have the time to notice
>>5124420
yes, but it has to be this one and you have to be a anime
>>5124425
>tfw doctor has me on a lower dose than people who are just starting
>>5124337
Mojito or white Russian, depending on the season
night two on 2mg E
when do i become anime?
>>5124425
Thanks!
>>5124471
I'm a little bit more than 2 months in and I'm still 3d
>>5124443
>tfw on 1mg of e a day
>>5124487
You're not on gel any more?
>>5124349
Cute cat
>>5124496
W-well one mg of gel, I might be changing soon tho
>go to mall
>leave with thick rimmed glasses and a pumpkin spice latte
Who /normie/ here?
>talking with guy
>we are hitting it off
>everything is going so well
>I have a boy interested in me!
>the topic of sex comes up
>clitty, pussy
Get the fuck out chaser scum.
This game is cringy tbh
>>5124535
>tfw no starbucks nearby
Its weird, theres like 100 in the city but 20 minutes north they don't exist
>>5124517
>Pumpkin Spice
God bless Starbucks.
And I return from the land of work.
Oh shit, whoops, that was for the post below.
My computer is lagging from being restarted.
Sorry, Jormy.
>>5124535
gonna need a pic of you in those glasses tbh
I'm bored af, what do you guys do for fun?
>>5124584
Bitch, complain, talk about lewd shit together, bitch and complain some more, eat pizza, bitch, talk about boys, complain, discuss clothes, complain, discuss hair, bitch... You get the idea.
>>5124584
Games and shows. Friend stuff. drawing. stuff.
>>5124593
tfw no friends
how do you make friends mtfg?
>>5124240
Then it's called a band, not a party.
>>5124595
All my friends are online or people I've met through my brother who is also a friend.
>>5124553
So cringy. It's like I'm actually watching a 60 year old publisher trying to appeal to kids through the video game medium
>>5124570
I look like shit and I'm in my jammies, I hope you're happy. ;~;
>>5124553
Fug. Tbh the decision on where one lives should be based on Starbucks per capita. ;~;
>>5124557
I've actually never had one before, they're so good!
>tfw hormones are making me break out like crazy
nobody told me this would happen
>>5124610
whoa you are qt.. nice glasses tbh
>>5124610
I'm crushin' on you elanna
>>5124610
They look cute on you!!
>>5124614
It's puberty yo
>>5124610
Those glasses look pretty good on you.
I'm not usually a fan of thick rimmed, though.
Not sure why, they just scream pretention.
And yeah, Starbucks makes some good stuff.
Used to work there and got free drinks.
Pumpkin Spice is one of my favorite seasonals.
And I'm the anon from this morning.
Speaking of which, earlier reminded me of this
Earlier this year, one of my IRL trans MTF friends was staying the night, and I woke them up to give them breakfast I made. Apparently that, on top of my usual niceness melted their heart and made them crush on me. That was interesting.
>>5124630
what?
my breasts are sooo sore omg
on one hand i'm loving the fact that they'll be bigger but on the other i'm dreading the impending increase in back pain. ;_______;
Just want a quick opinion of you girls on what I'm taking to compare with you because I haven't been feeling
" All the psychological effects "
And whatnot that I hear about in here ...and I'm kinda ... insecure about it ? idk .. it's just weird ...
Here's what I take once a day :
Cyproterone Acetate 2 mg
Ethinyl Estradiol 0.035 mg
Keep in mind that the dosage should normally change in February this year when I go to see the endo for the second time ..
but I just wanted to know how I compared on the dosage :3
Thank's x3
>>5124649
sry, it's hard to post on mobile tbh
>>5124661
ohh
does mtfg play any games?
Starbucks is terrible, you capitalist drones.
>>5124610
OMG UR SUCH A QT
>>5124619
>>5124630
>>5124631
Thank you! ^^
>>5124622
O-oh, thanks anon o///o;
>>5124643
Thanks, and yeah I dunno, I kind of wanted to change my look up. I've had wireframe glasses for way too long ;~; pretentious or not, they're probably better suited to my personality and wardrobe.
I've never actually had a pumpkin spice latte before either, but holy shit they're good
Also, for what it's worth, I'd probably start crushing on someone that made me breakfast after they stayed at my house. That's a cute story though ^^
>>5124666
Starbucks is delicious, lern2coffee
>>5124671
Better watch out, one day I may cook you lunch, dinner, breakfast, the whole shebang.
I kid, I kid, but I would totally do it.
It's a personal joy of sorts I don't get often.
Don't know why I felt like mentioning that story, it just felt oddly on-point for the whole topic.
And I see, I see. Yeah, if you want to change your look up and wear glasses, changing glasses is the easiest way. First to hair, even, because they define what people say when they look at you first and foremost.
They look just fine on you, either way.
And hell yeah. Ask them for a Red Velvet Frappuccino next time. They'll know.
>>5124567
I like it so far
>>5124610
Now you just need a beanie and some plaid and you'll be the hippest girl around
>>5124636
>tfw depacote during first puberty
>>5124655
i said earlier but i'd be a lot more into the idea of tits if they didn't hurt
>>5124664
what kind of games?
>>5124671
Starbucks is okay if there's no better coffee shops I guess.
Not that I don't spend too much time in them when I'm in the US.
>>5124671
>starbucks
>delicious
I bet you like dominoes pizza too
>>5124688
Domino's has the best crust out of every big name pizza franchise.
>>5124688
Dominoes is good sometimes ;~;
>>5124688
I like consistency, I travel often and those mom and pops places are very inconsistent in quality and prices are shit compared to chains most of the time.
Go eat pizza in nyc and you'll see what I mean, dominoes is good for the price especially when it comes to toppings.
>yfw we're the normal ones
who is the cutest qt 3.14 of /mtfg/?
>>5124693
>>5124694
I live in nyc so i guess im a pizza/coffee elitist cunt
I get passionate about these things sometimes. Sorry.
>>5124699
elanna is the cutiest
>>5124699
isuzu
>>5124700
It's a shame New York pizza isn't as good as Chicago pizza/
>>5124674
I'd like that tbh, I love some quality home cooking ^^
It was on point though, and I thought it was cute.
>red velvet frappuccino
I'm curious now, what's in it?
>>5124683
Yeah, I'm not going to say it's the best coffee, but it is very consistent, and it is still pretty tasty.
>>5124688
What's wrong with dominos? It's good pizza for how much it costs.
>>5124697
Live in nyc and and would never disgrace my tastebuds with franchise cheesy tomato paste bread when surrounded by all of the most glorious of pizza (see above)
>>5124706
U didnt
>>5124712
Who's going to stop me?
>>5124698
I wish my penis was suddenly gone T-T
>>5124707
http://starbuckssecretmenu.net/starbucks-secret-menu-red-tuxedo-frappuccino/
>>5124720
You had me worried when you said red velvet, it always makes me think of excessive amounts of red dye turning your poop red ;~;
That looks fugging delicious though, I'm going to have to get one on a cheat day.
>>5124698
goku?
This place is dead without shitposters
>>5124761
Everyone went to make that Secret frappuccino :^)
>>5124761
Presumably everyone is out partying. mtfg is always dead on Saturday evenings.
>>5124767
but everyone on mtfg is a shut in. they're all just sleeping the entire day away
>>5124761
>tfw you realize Alison is angry cause she is off her cycle
>tfw you realize Alison is suffering from tfw no bearmode bf no homo
>tfw you realize boogie is /fit/ incarnate
hey guys. how is everyone tonight?
>>5124776
bored
anyone down to play a game or something?
>>5124775
does going off hrt make people angry?
>>5124711
is this Isuzu?
>>5124780
aye
if you are trans at least if you are cis, hormones do the opposite
>>5124780
well, testosterone supposedly does increase aggression
>>5124789
>Did she stop HRT or something?
yeah she did say so
>>5124789
I'm dumb, I meant *ugly* princess seaming designs.
>>5124791
Omg when was this?
>>5124761
I don't have anything to talk about
Just dysphoria and things but I get in trouble when I complain
>>5124796
what kinda code are you watching compile?
>>5124798
her shitposting earlier in the thread should give you an idea
>>5124801
You're my favorite because of that one night where you shared your arms.
You didn't have to and it took a lot of guts to talk about it
>>5124610
Ugh you're adorable elanna cmere
>>5124699
Frogger
o3o
>>5124808
gnu is cancer
but anyways, not only are you cute as fuck, you're smart. you're my favorite trip now
>>5124801
>you keep doin' you i guess!
If I can find the right one I'll try it out and see if it works for me
>>5124804
I guess I skipped over it, I didn't see her trip so she must be anon now huh
Hope she'll be okay :/
>>5124810
O-oh, come over there and do what? o////o;;
>>5124814
Sorry, my bad ;~; I just wasn't clear.
>>5124820
Gnu is cancer and the product of a bearded madman, but gcc is the only compiler that supports the motorola 68k anymore ;~;
T-thanks though o.o
>>5124796
Good! Because bad things are my speciality!
Hahaha, blush, or... something, I don't know!
But that's right, you're cute. It cannot be helped.
God, I'm bored. And tired.
Think it's time to sleep.
I'm too tired to say real things.
>>5124678
>I like it so far
looks gay tbh
i ran out of things to say.
christ i'm boring :P
>>5124610
elanna's mug strikes again!
>tfw high and making cock hat edits
fun saturday night
>>5124855
you kind remind me of a brunette Velma
>>5124842
Nothing gay about it
>>5124836
you should come crawl into bed with me and let me snuggle my head into you and kiss you goodnight while you wait for the cancer to compile
>>5124862
Just a wholesome, heterosexual, up-close sniffing session with your pals, of course.
>>5124862
Spoilers up the wazoo, thanks jormy
>Scheduled surgery for very soon
>Go outside a couple of days ago to buy food
>Turn the corner on my way home
>Girl on the other side coughs without blocking her face
>I think I'm actually getting sick
Thanks a lot.
>>5124855
I like to poke fun
and you are pretty, so what else are you going to do with all those selfies :)
>>5124859
Right down to being a lesbian? o.o
>>5124863
I am free as in freedom, I just think there's far better licensing schemes out there than GNU. Having tried to have some code that I wrote once available under a GNU license, and realizing how much it restricted what I could do with my project, I've sort of been turned off it.
Also, Stallman is an idiot.
>>5124864
You just described my fetish ;~;
>>5124836
U-uhmm Idno
T-things~!!
>>5124862
gay af m8
>>5124873
teach me how to code pls
>>5124873
Velma was gay whaaaaaat?
>>5124873
I know, I was just kidding. I use proprietary software all the time.
>>5124883
I was taking CS50x and that was going to be my major but idk fam!!
>>5124885
I'll teach you pookie, but I'm going to flirt with you the entire time.
>>5124877
O-oh o////o;
I-I like doing things~!
Do you want me to do this while I teach you to code? .////.;
>>5124872
B-but anon I don't take selfies all the time ;~; Honest I swear it, pls no bully
>>5124883
>being shown affection while watching open source code being compiled
That right there is some lewd stuff o.o;;
I'm down
>>5124884
Yeah, I do as well, but I use open source software just about as much. Idk, it's less about politics and more about what's a better fit for the job.
>>5124889
lol okay
How am I ever supposed to afford surgeries? Like serious question, I'm only 18, I've never made a purchase over $600 before.
>>5124857
Can you edit this?
>>5124892
we should maybe exchange skypes or something and be all affectionate and cute together
>tfw extremely sick but still have to go to work tomorrow
someone help pls
>>5124901
At least you have a job.
>>5124896
you spend a couple of miserable years working
>>5124908
or take out a loan
>>5124910
I'm 18 I don't know how to get a loan
>>5124905
i guess. its not good to be sick in a food industry job however
>>5124909
top kek. thanks
>>5124900
I'm not online on Skype much, but I'll add you ^^
What's your skype?
>>5124911
what's your gross monthly income?
>>5124896
>18
>surgery
geez, got to school and/or go to work
the years will do you some good and make you wiser
>Check on entry level job that passed on me for some reason
>Its still posted
>mfw
Why the fuck didnt you just hire me you fucks? I was more than qualified for your entry level position. Did I just not look cheap labor enough for you?
>>5124919
Overqualified
>>5124919
because you're trans
>>5124917
Around $450, the only job I could find doesn't let me work too many hours.
yay my husbando is streaming
goodnight /mtfg/!
>Want to send a friend a picture I found browsing /mtfg/
>Upload it to imgur so he doesn't know I go on /lgbt/
>>5124916
uhh I don't really want to post it for all of 4chan to get, but you can send me an email to this throwaway I just made with yours
[email protected]
>>5124935
Email away, pls no bully over my burner skype email ;~;
>>5124941
re-apply with girl name in girlmode
DUH