mtfg

*hugboxes*

i want to punch sonic in the face so bad

>>5116491
Lmao I mean I had a lot of sex before hrt and literally none now so I guess you're half right

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>>5116505
>>5116506

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No more minecraft server?
It's been down for a few days :(

>>5116506
Punching people in the face is pretty masc. behaviour.

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>>5116506

>tfw stoned and watching magic mike with my sisters and corgi sitting on my lap

Life as a girl is fucking excellent.

>>5116520
>Life with a corgi is fucking excellent.
Ftfy <3

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if your hand doesn't more resemble the hand on the right then you are just a delusional man who just took the dickgirl fetish too far

>>5116513
it's okay, i'm a big strong man

>>5116523
I'm an agp cis boy ;_;

>>5116523
I'm AGP as fug
It was this or killing myself.

>>5116506
https://clyp.it/xmha3zug

>>5116525
>hitting girls outside the context of consensual sex
>calling yourself a man
>calling yourself strong

>tfw only transitioned to become a sensual dickgirl just like in my western fetish moving pictures
>still look like a dudely man after 2 years of hormones
>dick doesn't get up anymore
>infertile
what have i done

>>5116523
Well, I guess I'm actually not agp after all.

Interesting.

>>5116523
Yay, I'm TruTrans™!

>>5116523
don't you have that backwards?

>>5116536
hitting .... girls?
hahahahahahahaha hahaha ha

you funny man, i kill you last

fucking passers make my T rise to rage levels

>tfw will never enjoy a succulent chinese meal with the aussie girls

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>>5116523
Mine are the same, how fucked am I fam?
>>5116498
You could be Faye's valentine >.>
I actually picked my chat name based on her

>>5116552
Thanks a lot anon, now I want chinese

>>5116555
No, you want korean food nao

>>5116557
>>5116555
japanese food????

>tfw hanging out with ftm's and they and the cis guys constantly make jokes about you not having a penis and rib you for how girly you are

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>>5116523
o fug

>>5116552
that requires going outside tho

>>5116557
B-but I cant get korean food, theres a chinese place across the road from me so its tempting

>>5116562

sure am glad you found another avenue to shitpost about

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>>5116553
they are not the same, you got the dude pattern. sorry bro

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>>5116569
Got to keep it fresh
>tfw no dick
>>5116523
Oh snap forgot you want to do your dominant hand

that's it i am done playing dress up

time to go back to living as a man i truly am

>>5116577
index finger is shorter = 100% high test man

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>>5116574
Oh Jesus fam you're right, I'm trans and a fetishist at the same time
>no ones really surprised doh I'm sure

Oh my god guys I took acid earlier

I had a pretty cool day, could have been nicer but it went alright... I played a lot of beautiful music tripping my balls off

>>5116586
is that a small girltinkler?

>>5116583

All the better for an FtM like, umm, her then.

>>5116583
>first shot left hand ring finger is bigger
you're a man
>second shot index finger is bigger
you're a man

>.<

>>5116523
Yay, i'm not a delusional man

>>5116523
If I look at my hands from this side my index fingers are longer but if I look at them from the nail side my ring fingers are longer, what am I?

>>5116499
>no power in the verse can stop me
ur a party popper tbh

>>5116523
my right hand my index finger is longer
but my left hand my index finger is shorter

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>tfw I want this to be me and the most I can do is legs because I think anything else would make my shoulders too big
suffering

also
>tfw roomie is masturbating
>right now
>like two feet away from me
fuck

>>5116617
is your roomie cute and or male?

>>5116618
>cute
no
>male
Yes

fuck I'm too neet

>>5116617
>>5116619


What. The. Actual. Fuck.

Spray something compressed into his eyes?

>>5116624
it's 1:30AM and he almost definitely thinks I'm asleep
We're in bunk beds so that's why we're so close distance-wise

>>5116625
>bunk beds
more like
spunk beds

>>5116623

Ditto.

SUICIDE PACT?! :DDDD

>>5116625

Shit, I hope you're up top. Does he not see the light from whatever you're posting from? I'd still tell him to pack it in, nasty ass bastard.

>>5116626
Yeah pretty much
>tfw my roommie's jerking off and someone just sent me a booty call
Why is everyone getting so sexual at 1:30AM

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Umm everyone wish me luck please I'm going to work now

gngn everyone please be safe all

>>5116630
have a fun night kitty! :3

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>>5116617
>tfw you will never be femme-buff

>>5116627
nah.
ego too inflated

>>5116632
I'm not sure if I could pull it off, or even who I'd ask to see if I could. I feel like /fit/ would be the wrong place to go for advice on that.

How many of you started presenting female as soon as you came out?
Because I've come out and I'm about a month on hormones but I still don't present public.

I want to actually look like a woman, not just be a dude in a dress who users female restrooms the day after they say their trans.

Why is it when I use the front facing camera on my phone my chin looks normal and in proportion to the rest of my face, yet when I use the rear facing camera my chin suddenly doubles in size and looks fucking abysmal?

Like which one do I believe?

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>>5116636
I feel like any muscle gain will have to be done like 6 months after hormones. Until then you'd have to lose as much weight as healthily possible, I think

>>5116642
why would u do that

>>5116643
It has to do with the camera lenses or something, I know there's a pic out there that shows it

>>5116642
I was some androgynous femboy before I came out and now after, all I do is wear a bra and a little more jewelery. Gonna shift full time in March, I'll be 6 months mones and have my nose done, I don't want to be 'dude in the women's restrooms', doing that without hormones or without anything you can prove to anyone if the police come and try to arrest you seems a bit dodgy to me..

I went out in a dress the other day (bought my first dress) and was out with some friends and no-one gave me a second look except middle aged muslim women but then it was London so what do you expect. 6 weeks mones.

>>5116644
I suppose so, but I'm working on my legs and abs now.
Arms (other than basic biceps) and other shit will have to wait a good long while
I wonder if it's possible to have STRONG abs but also have thigh and butt fat

>>5116633

Jeez, Sonic, think about someone other than yourself for a change!

>>5116644
muscles like that are done with super low bodyfat and then implants so you arent boobless

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>>5116553
>you will never be Faye's valentine
>you will never leave love letters on her doorstep
>you will never go shopping for groceries with her and hoard the snacks in the other room before she has a chance to put them away

>>5116659
meh spent 15 years prior to transition trying not to think about myself

>>5116552
which kind of chinese food?

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>>5116665
>tfw you will never be a low bf qt with a booty who got ridiculous implants

>>5116672
>pregnant
Triggered


....
You better share the pocky >.<

>>5116692
I thought you were ftm now?
you can get pregnant easy

>>5116692
^^

>>5116681
>tfw you will never have this body
Kill me

>>5116708
you could you would just need to be unnaturally thin for a woman and exercise then get fake boobs

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I'm sitting in bed listening to christmas music atm, goodnight mtfg
and remember its only 9 weeks until christmas

Post least favourite trip

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>>5116523
im tru trans™

>>5116723
myself

>>5116725
hey kay got the butterlies?

How hard will it be to pursue a career in psychotherapy as a mtf tbh fam? Its honestly the inly thing stopping me from begining transition rn

>>5116728
like you could not possibly fathom

>>5116729
that's like letting a fat person run Weight Watchers.

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I'm gonna just stop coming to these 2nd Friday lectures because I can't learn anything in them and my lecturer can't help in any way

>>5116731
>like you could not possibly fathom
you will be fine

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>Go to get mones at uni medical centre
>3 other trannies in the waiting room
>First time I've ever seen another one there ever
Weird.
Eh, and they kept looking at me too, why am I so obvious, even in boymode?

>>5116729
Are you gonna become a gender therapist? I think that would be a bad idea, cause bias.

Sipping whiskey at the crack of dawn is the true way to stave through depression.

Morning chumps and chumpettes

>>5116723
Kit because convict slut

>>5116738
>you will be fine
yeah fucking right, I will look totally gross

>>5116744
elaborate

>>5116745
>I will look totally gross
So everything will just be.. normal?
Good luck K.

>>5116745
thats the dysphoria talking

>>5116746
She is a whore what more is there to say?

What class?

>>5116744
>Implying being a convict slut is a bad thing.

>tfw violently ill
>can't keep anything down
>walking from one end of the apartment to the other is difficult
>no one to look after me
>have to go to class
>college is 5k away
>I walk
Could someone just put me out of my misery?

>>5116734
What class?

>>5116755
Probability and statistics

Might make a longer post about it later cause it was pretty bad lol

>>5116758
Are you a math major?

>watching dexter season 7
Watching dexter have like a legitimate relationship with a girl where he can be totally honest with her about himself is pretty amazing.
I would let dexter tell me all about his murders and stuff.

>>5116769
>wanting to date a serial killer
oddish confirmed for cis
GET OUT CIS SCUM!

>>5116762
are you an archaeologist?

>>5116778
No.

I was forced to get a haircut yesterday.
I'm more of a boy now and I'm a sad panda.

>deb tells her foster brother she grew up with that she's in love with him
THIS IS MY FETISH
>>5116774
Wanting to date a serial killer is cis?

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>tfw no gay masc top bf

>>5116797
but why would you want a gay bf?

>>5116797
But gay guys dont date girls

>>5116801
jade i'm going to stop respecting your identity if you continue to disrespect mine.

>>5116803
but you are just memeing out of self hatred

>>5116803
I'm getting p tired of it too

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I just plucked my eyebrows for the first time. Who invented this misery?

>>5116805
from this point on we'll just have to misgender jade until he stops being a bully and misgender me.

>>5116803
I need you to show me that this is your identity. You're coming to mtfg. You're taking hormones. I still think you're just afraid to admit that you're trans and that maybe you're cute. But i just want the best for you alison.

>>5116803

If you're a bloke then you should be able to handle Jade's sick bantz.

>>5116807
You could ice them down before

>>5116807
>plucking your own eyebrows
girl
pay an asian lady $10 at some fucking nail salon someowhere to get them done

>>5116810
i'm a cuteboy and femgen is dead and gaygen kicked me out for being fem. we've gone over this. mtfg is the only general that comes even close to catering to me. Just fucking stop bullying me you man MAN MAN MAN ODDISH IS A MAN.

>>5116807
Women tbh

So, what's up guys? :)

>>5116815
Ugh. Boys are so immature.

the clinic still has my male name down so they are going to call my guy name when I come up, fuck.

>>5116790
>THIS IS MY FETISH
is it?

>>5116818
Just tell them when you check in to address you with your girl name silly

>>5116818
Most places let you use a preferred name, just ring beforehand.

maybe /lgbt/ is right and everyone in this gen has some sort of sissification fetish trying to convert all the cis males here into girls. fucking gross.

>>5116815

>moans like a bitch
>claims not to be a girl

>>5116814
Kayla actually paying someone?
Hahaha

>>5116818
you know, thats your own fault
maybe call ahead and say you'll be answering to kayla

>>5116817
Just waking up.
Face still feels weird

>>5116825
More like I have a cissyfication fetish turning trans women into fem boys

>>5116825
If that's true then why are you doing it to yourself, voluntarily?

>>5116829
she is just scared of going girlmode in public since she went to the support meeting in late 2013 and got a dose of tumblr to the face

>>5116834
what are you talking about?

>>5116836
She just needs to face it but I doubt she ever will. It's a surprise she started hrt

fuck all of you. i hope every trip here get lynched irl.a

>>5116839
damn

>>5116832
Good morning, anon!

>>5116839
We don't need your negativity here.

I strip you of your title, your powers, and I hereby banish you from Asgard.

>>5116839
woah what happened?

>>5116839
Trip off Aife

>>5116838
yes she will, and it will help her a lot.
she might even gain the confidence to actually move out and seek therapy to become normal

you're all assholes demanding female pronouns when half of you, probably more, look liek hopeless men. posting your emoticons and *actions*. I ask for male pronouns. It's been weeks and everyone here who I once considered a friend still uses female pronouns.
Fuck off and grow up mtfg.

>>5116847
volunteer work might help

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>>5116837
No one is making you be here

>>5116839
Please let Kit die first

>>5116848
we honestly thought you were fayeposting

>>5116815
I know I'm a man i have man calves and man feet and man fingers and a man face and a man nose and MAN SHOULDERS AND UGLY HAIR AND IM FAT
>>5116819
I had a lot of fetishes when i had a libido ok. Pls dont judge me anna your opinion means a lot.

>>5116823
>>5116824
>>5116830
maybe when I check in I can say something at the front desk?

>>5116853
its cool
>opinion means a lot.
yikes

>>5116848
Ugh Fuck off you cunt

>>5116848
>Fuck off and grow up

Same to you.

>>5116855
Yeah, that sounds like a good idea.

>>5116855
Absolutely

>>5116856
Sorry ;_;

>>5116839
Damn Alison.
Calm down

>>5116841
Sup?

>>5116847
Yes anon because she sure has the confidence to leave her mother.

>>5116839

You were trans until like 20 minutes ago, and you already relapsed once. Jeez, don't act like such a martyr because people in male to ***FEMALE*** gen are like "u sure u ain't trans tho?".

>>5116848
this here is what happens when a mind breaks, it can not deal with circumstances so it creates a new reality and then it fights to make that reality an actuality

>>5116861
no no no its cool

>>5116863
It's pretty lonely at 5am. I'm waiting for people to wake up so I can have some fun.

>>5116868
It's lonely here too.
Bf left for work and I don't back to work until sunday

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alisons face rn tbh

>>5116867
How have you been

>>5116877
the same: sad and lonely.

>>5116870
That's a shame. What will you be up to, today?

>>5116882
Don't know.
Probably get my bangs trimmed, clean up the house, etc

>>5116881
Hey me too. Come watch tv.

>>5116870
Hey, at least you've got one.
Boy I'm crushing on is crushing on me too, just a little, I can tell.
And I only get to talk to him like twice a week.

>>5116523

My hand is like the one on the right and I am actively troll/harass MTF online and try to get them to kill themselves when they are depressed.

Checkmate /lgbt/

>>5116848
I am 100% just an average guy by appearance
I never asked for any of this
I don't have friends, I don't go out
Fuck, I'm behind Kayla, who just a few weeks ago was screeching and crying about not being able to go outside in "girlmode"
But when I say things like that, it's pointless bitching that no one wants to hear, so I sit back and pretend anything is ok
Just express yourself without resorting to immature behavior and people will typically respect what you say

>>5116889
That t-rage, repression sucks girl just be true to yourself and stop lying to yourself. Don't wait too long hon

>>5116889
My arm is asleep from leaning on it and I can't move my fingers

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>>5116848
when I started transition I made a point to not ask for female pronouns until I started getting female pronouns from every random person I met

at which point, obviously asking wasn't really necessary
so I mean

>>5116884
Hm, very boring.

Surely, there must be more to life ;_;

>>5116889
Psychopaths are fascinating to study. interestingly, male psychopaths, such as yourself, display remarkably different characteristics from female psychopaths.

>>5116866
but like all trannies fight to change their reality, we reshape our bodies and places in society and take the reins of our own actuality
geez maybe that's why we got so many nutters

>>5116881
and who could be happy while you're sad?!1?!
we need to get you like a million more cats, maybe a qt cat boy/girl too, so then you'll never be alone and you'll be so drowned in fuzzy love you wont be ABLE to be sad, they'll force you to be happy!

>>5116889
y?
isn't there anything that's more productive to focus on like that you actually like, instead of wasting your time obsessing about stuff you don't like?

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>>5116523
>tfw one hand resembles the one on the right, and the other hand resembles the one on the left.
>tfw delusional TruTrans™

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anyway, good morning. got my bangs trimmed yesterday, and got some yummy chicken wings after
I have a Melee weekly today, I hope I do just well enough that I don't feel like total shit

>>5116762
Yep

>>5116848
Omg are you OK rn??
Talk to me on Skype pls

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>>5116912
good morning how yummy are we talking here

>>5116912
Good morning, Moko.
How much of your bangs did you shave down?
>>5116911
And hello, Elanna.

>>5116904
>isn't there anything that's more productive to focus on like that you actually like, instead of wasting your time obsessing about stuff you don't like?

It's my hobby for about a year. Now I haven't had life dreams or goals since 2006. I don't really have anything to enjoy or anyone to talk to, so I've found real enjoyment trying to tear down MTF.

Any ways - off to work! Bye.

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>>5116914
easily the best wings in the city, I can say that much with confidence
it's funny though, it's a local joint, and the first time we went there the owner, who was super old, was talking to some other old people about how the government is injecting growth hormones into all our meat and causing our young men to grow breasts

normally, wouldn't want to give my money to a nutcase like that, but the food was so good that we keep coming back

>>5116917
not very much. just took them up to just touching the tops of my eyebrows
also it is pronounced moko

I think alison blocked me.

>>5116912
I need to see about getting at least some upkeep on my hair sometime, what kind of wings ya get?
like you mean like if you don't do well in the game you'll feel like total shit? try not to take stuff so seriously and personally, games are about fun!

>>5116918
have a nice time at work angryanon
I hope you find a dream or something to live and be happy for

>>5116923
I don't know why I bother putting effort into posting here
90% of the time anything I say that I think is important just gets ignored
Just don't worry about it

Anyone up for some deep butt exploration?

>>5116917
Hello ^^ I'm mostly just lurking right now but how are you?

>>5116925
that's because everything you said had nothing to do with what's going on mayna. you missed the point entirely.

>>5116922
I know! I talked to you yesterday, too, you know.
I'd add you on Skype along with Elanna since you both seem like nice gals, but I don't know if you have one.
And that's neat.
I'm probably going to wait to have mine trimmed again since I just recently did. It's weird though, I'd have figured that trimming so much off the front would've not impacted the length of my ponytail but it has.

>>5116922
yeah if the food is good I just politely nod to whatever crazy ramblings they come up with

>>5116932
Well I don't know that unless someone calls me an idiot

>>5116933
>that one anon who thinks she's hot shit but doesn't even trip

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>>5116924
jus buffalo wings, they had a new spicier sauce so I tried that but it was a liiiiittle too hot for me haha, I was dying towards the end

and like, yeah, I should just try to have fun, but it is competitive and there comes a point where you practice something so much and devote so much time to getting better that it frustrates me that I almost never have anything to show for it
the problem is that I have a lot of knowledge about the game, but I actually have very poor dexterity and I'm having trouble overcoming that

>>5116925
just do what I do and assume that no one cares what you have to say and then suddenly you won't put as much effort into saying anything

>>5116933
i don't really use skype, sorry :/

>>5116934
amen niqqa

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>have a neat and tidy program for my assignment
>go to submit it
>automatic checker wont accept it for dumb reasons
>have to butcher it to get it accepted
Seriously I had to split a if check into 4 methods because anything more than if(a == b) is too complex apparently

>>5116925
I'm sorry, did i miss something?

>>5116936
we dont need more trips pls stop

>>5116941
We certainly don't need you to trip

>>5116903
That's life

>>5116923
She's just having a rawr day

>>5116936
And why does this matter?

>>5116941
I agree only the og trips should be allowed to trip

>>5116938
>university charges thousands of dollars for classes
>can't even get a human to look at your code
>uses a broken automatic checker instead
You done goofed with your tuition ;~;

>>5116943
yes you do

>>5116946
new trips fuck off old trips ONLY

>>5116941
We always need more trips. High turnover rate at mtfg.

>>5116946
Too bad that doesn't include you

>>5116941
yo stinky butt when are you going to wash your butt

>>5116951
I think suicide causes the trips to change so often

>>5116950
u know it

>>5116952
actually it totally does

>>5116943
wowe rood

>>5116949
I complained to my professor last assignment and he said it was to stop people submitting dumb things like the entire program in one method, once its past the checker he marks them properly. But the checker is way too picky, like you can't have more than 100 characters on a line so you've gotta cut ever mildly long statement in half =/

>>5116944
Because you sound desperate to fit in

>>5116939
Nah not you

>>5116954
Nah. I regularly encourage people to leave this thread and live their lives. This place tends to feed into and encourage behaviour that's sub-optimal for being productive and happy.

>>5116951
You'll never take me alive!

>>5116953
today like i do every day!!

>>5116951
no no we dont no

>>5116956
no U know it

>>5116956
Have you been here ever since /lgbt/ was created?

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>>5116959
>mtfg
>fitting in

>>5116936
Disgusting.
Tripfagging has only one purpose:
If you have a reason to be known for posting.
I don't buy into being a trip for the sake of being a trip.
>>5116937
It's whatever.
>>5116930
Pretty okay. Work today, not looking forward to it.

>>5116964
>today like i do every day!!
u better smelly bum

>>5116965
if u wern't on cd before the kayla saga u can FUK OFF

>>5116938
Were you using logical operators correctly?

>>5116964
You make my skin crawl, transbian

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>>5116965
yes I have
why am I still here

>>5116967
>I don't buy into being a trip for the sake of being a trip.
its mostly so we can identify eachother easily and help eachother and know eachothers stories and stuff

>>5116971
Hmph. You could at least attempt to replicate my style of communication.

Besides, I'm not mean to people.

>>5116969
-grabs throat- back the fuck off?!!?!?!!

>>5116970
The problem is that you have to check the the positions next to a cell in an array, and if its at the edge you need to loop around. So if you want to check the cell to the left you go cells[(x + cells.GetLength(0) - 1) % cells.GetLength(0), y], but thats too complex for the automatic checker

Kill all Aus sluts

>>5116958
>prevents people from submitting dumb things
That's actually a crap system. If a student is dumb enough to do things like submitting an entire program in one method then the submission system shouldn't be saving them.
Why do programming classes have so many training wheels these days? People need to make mistakes to learn. ._.
Also, even if more than 100 characters a line is bad practice, reality is that coding sometimes requires that you use "bad practice" because the "correct way" is convoluted or runs too slow. /rant
That really sucks about your assignment though.

>>5116976
Nice purple prose, Fitzgerald.

>>5116523
I'm older than 75% of you kiddos and I literally never posted on 4chan or /cd/ or whatever before hanging out in this thread, suck my gt bitches

>>5116969
when was the kayla saga i was on /cd/ but i didn't pay attention to kayla

>>5116968
ok well my bum isnt even smelly so fuck u

>>5116971
haha sure ok

>>5116972
you're here forever etc

>>5116975
See, that's not something I find to be... outside of what a trip should be for. The sake of the chan is for anonymity and all, but knowing one another in certain circles is useful.

I just used to trip on /a/ and only for one day, one thread, every week. And there it has a slightly different purpose. It's either for a reason, or you were an attention whore.

>>5116740
When you are a tranny you have a tranny sense. I don't how else to describe it.

>>5116982
I would give you a length of 12", baby ;)

>>5116988
>ok well my bum isnt even smelly so fuck u
yeh prove it then

>>5116986
Get out hon

>>5116985
I don't know what that is, but okay.

>>5116988
I only come here when I'm reallllllly bored
like, once I went fulltime, I stopped being so scared to leave my apartment so I always had stuff to do instead of sit around on 4chan
but I don't live in the city anymore so I have a ton of time to kill every day

>>5116986
Idk why i quoted that post ._.;;

>>5116989
its literally just so we can know who we are, this is like a fucked up support group in the parking lot in a bad neighbourhood in hell but at least it keeps the hons and normies and tumblr away

>>5116964
Trying to preserve your popularity, maam? Less trips, more value.

>>5116985
hahhahahhha

>>5116987
the kayla saga is/was forever tbqh

>>5116994
ok

>>5116998
yeah iktf basically
i only post here in any significant amount on my days off anymore, since i work and do stuff with friends and my gf.
edie and merc and anna and i are on a group text, too, so if i wanna talk to them thats way easier than here lol

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>>5117000
Fair, and acceptable.
It's not like I'm arguing against it, it's just something I only ever see on smaller imageboards that I frequent.

>>5116991
Yeah I guess thats true.
Our super power is detecting other lgbt people, how lame.

>>5117002
it's just the same stuff every day here and I feel like I've grown out of the edgy angry babytran phase of my life
but until we move closer to civilization and I can get a job and do stuff, I don't have much else to occupy my time

>>5117008
I'm so proud of you ;')

This makes me glad.

>>5117002
>prose jokes
>appreciated on MTFG
What is this witchcraft

>>5117008
Such is the NEET life, though.
You just kind of do whatever to occupy time.
Were you working when you were in the city?

>>5117008
watch tv and movies or read books or play games
or u could put ur energy into a project like writing or art idk

right now im gonna go read instead of spending time on here

>>5117008
You could occupy yourself with my dick ;)

>>5116987
I do believe it started in either late 2009 or late 2010

>>5117014
Why is everyone so fucking LEWD

>>5117009
thats nothing to be proud of tbh, it's just something that happens with time and actually living life

>>5117011
everyone knows the term purple prose
and the joke was pretty funny tbh

>>5117012
I wasn't working, but I was going to university
dropped out though, couldn't afford to keep going without financial support from my parents

>>5117013
good call tbh
i might just go and practice stuff for tonight

>>5116937
it's so hard for me to find stuff too spicy for me, my partner and I always ask for extra spice with like asian take-out and stuff
what was the spicier sauce like habanero or something? that's a pretty comfy heat level in my book for a balance of spice and flavor
have you tried pok-pok wings? my partner and I have made them and they're like a tangy spicy thai wing

you have fun to show for it! even whoever wins and is the best isn't much different in the big scene of things, not to minimize your hobby or anything
if you have the knowledge then maybe it could actually help to just try to relax and have fun and not worry so you're not all tense and overly focused and critical of yourself and maybe that will help with dexterity, like sometimes I can have kinda better dexterity when I'm a little drunk/high just cus I'm more relaxed

>>5117021
Well, I feel it justifies pride. There are so many people who are having a hard time moving on.

>>5117017
I haven't nutted in a while lol

I need some silky anal walls from a tgirl haha

>>5116987
She acted like she was the manliest man who ever manned for like the past 5 years

>>5117023
Pride shouldn't be anyone's goal.

>>5117027
Who said it was a goal?

I feel like Kayla is the only one still in touch with reality and that causes him to be so unstable and manly.

>>5117022
I just don't have a super high tolerance for spicy things. I really LOVE the taste of spicy things, and I can handle a lil bit more spice than the average white girl, but not much
I'd love to start making different kindsa wings at home, but I always feel bad making them because my gf just doesn't really like wings
i don't like cooking just for myself :/

>>5117023
tbh I think it also has a bit to do with the fact that I got kinda lucky in the looks department. makes a lot of things easier

>going on /cd/ ever
only fetishists do this

>>5117030
Your mom when I nutted in her guts

>>5117024
I thought anna was innocent. I thought you were innocent. I thought alison was my sister. Dang.

>>5117033
Do you obliterate the toilet after having something spicy? I'm not asking in a sexual way you know haha just asking

>>5117039
Well, at least you've proven how little you know of pride.

You're not gonna get me to trip, though. Never!

>>5117024
>silky anal walls
Good name for a punk band

>>5117040
There's no innocence after you do buttstuff, you of all people should know that.

>>>5117038
would you rather go on susans?
this board wasnt always here

>>5116982
That sucks

>>5117043
I admire your spirit. I will stop if you post butt.

>>5117038
>acting superior about /cd/ on /cd2/

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>>5117042

>>5117044
Are your walls silky?

>>5117051
Our duel shall be eternal, fiend. Come at me! Show me your mettle.

>>5117046
>implying 4chan didn't exist
>only having a choice between hon and fetish sites
>>5117052
>actually believing 4chan didn't have trans threads because you spent all your time on /fetish/

>>5117058
why are you upset

>>5117057
En garde.

>>5117060
stop projecting

>>5117058
4chan did exist but /lgbt/ didn't, nerd

>>5117056
Not for awhile ;~;
I need someone to make it silky
>>5117058
/lgbt/ is a pretty recent addition to 4chan, only place here before was /b/.

>>5117060
That's a good question, mayberry.

>>5117058
>implying trans threads on /soc/ were any better than trans threads on /cd/
>implying the cd mods on /cd/ didn't hate the trans threads for taking over his fetish board

>>5117066
I think you need fiber if your rectum is sandpaper-ish

>>5117033
you could cook up some other stuff to go with the sauce or something as a side-dish/non-wing option like different pickle things or like roasted veggies, also if she likes another part of chicken more you could use that for her, thighs are great since the moist meat is more forgiving for frying and stuff

>>5117065
4chan always had trans threads and /cd/ still exists, nerd
>>5117066
>she didn't know where all the trans generals were
>>5117069
>implying /soc/ was the only board with trans threads
>implying anyone cares why you came to our board

>>5117074
>implying I came
I was on 4chan first, idiot

can we stop arguing/shitposting about this

>>5117076
>I'm not really a newfag I just boast about being on a fetish board on another site like shit matters

>>5117070
Oh, I thought we were talking about bumming ;~; >>5117074
I actually did, they were the first place I actually went for info (at that point on what being trans actually was, because underageb& and gender issues). They were good for info and got me started, but were hardly a good place for support.

>>5117077
No, mayberry.

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>>5117077

>>5117080
>implying /lgbt/ is for support
hah, good one

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>>5117077

>>5117086
In a fucked up way it is. In a fucked up way, so was /cd/.
I went to /cd/ for support early transition, and tons of others probably come to /lgbt/ for the same reasons. It was miles better than susans or any other site touting itself for support.

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>leaving for L.A. in 2 months
>getting letters of recommendation from my boss
>everyone is more than happy to do so
>decide to go my now ex boss who I have feelings for
>in his office
>boss, could I get a letter of recommendation from you
>he studies me with his dreamy green eyes
>"why?", he asks
>I tell him about my move
>he nods and says, "okay, come by next week"
>I nod and turn to leave
>"wait" I wait
>he gets up and gets real close to me "is that it?" He asks softly
>"W-what do -" he swallows my stammering with his mouth
>his mouth is rough and manly, he wraps his strong arms around my soft, girly shoulders
>I whimper softly and it raises his passions and he starts touching me all over, while j begin to cry there in his arms


What actually happened:
>he agrees, of course
>shakes my hand and tells me I'm going to be chef one day and that I'm a good man


I hope my plane crashes.

>>5117097
Would you let him wreck your ass?

>>5117097
Good luck

>>5117097
>good man

Ouch.

What jobs you looking for in LA? What area?

>>5117098
As long as he said I love you afterwards..

>>5117086
I came here with loads of questions in 2013 when I was still questioning and wanted to know more stuff, since all the trans people I knew were ftm. For questioning, it was great. For early transition, it's kinda good so far, every time I get bummed out about something, there's people here that make it better. This place can be equal parts support and the opposite of support.

Support is nice, but bitching, crying, whining, and lewdposting at other trips is much more fun.

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I don't know why I come here anymore.

>>5117045
Sad and true

>>5117103
Near the staples center. I'be been cooking for a year, so I guess I'll continue with that. I'm also going go school to get my CELTA

>>5117111
Maybe you should offer to become his housewife and cook for him everyday

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>>5117111
Cooking is fun

>>5117111

I'll take a look around for any cooking jobs i see in the area. What kinda experience do you have?

>>5117119
3 years experience as a buttslut

>>5117117
He has a gf that does it already ;_;

He was talking to us guys and told us when he gets home, he relaxes and he has his gf bring him a beer wearing nothing but an apron.

It was probably a lie, but I would do it for him :,(

>>5117118
What do you know about the line? Nothing. That's what.

>>5117123
I also cook
It's enjoyable

>>5117123
Have you tried rubbing your butt against his crotch. That seems to get all men.

>>5117119
One year at a 24 hour diner.

>>5117121
I'm a maiden!

>>5117128
I've worked in restaurants too and I can say
cooking is fun, working in a restaurant....not so much. unless you have a bunch of other chefs who aren't pompous asshats or think they're the best thing since Betty White or just suck at everything including breathing who you can shit talk with

>>5117130
No way he can't turn down untarnished anus

>>5117130

You gonna stick around mtfg for a while?

>>5117129
We touched hands once. And I swear there was a small spark.

I blushed. He got scared. :(

>>5117134
If I can actually get some help in L A. Then heck yeah!

>>5117136
I wish you'd greentext some more fantasies you've had :>

>>5117140

I'm in Norwalk. So yeah. I don't mind helping /lgbt/ out

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I just gotta say this is like the best nail-file like ever, it's the only one I've found that's soft enough to not be too rough or chip-y on the nail but is strong enough to survive my nails and not be torn to shreds

>>5117132
you can say that again, my partner's dad has a million stories about getting fucked over as a chef

anyone else feel sometimes they should just give up on social transition and be a femboy but keep up with the laser hair removal, the HRT, the FFS and also want a vagina?

I feel bad sometimes that I'm a nuisance with pronouns and forcing people to change the way they see me and having to put up with them getting used to things and fucking up, or just being thoughtless. I'm not very confrontational and prefer to cry about these things than be a shining tranny warrior, standing up for identities and proper pronoun usage everywhere.

>>5116523
Well my hand matches the right, but what has it got to do with anything?

>>5117145
Yee ;D

Omg i have good news for once!!!

I got the job for Research Assistant for a psychological study this winter. I'm going to assist a Doctor (PhD) in doing her research. Apparently i was the best interviewee they saw by far and were immensely impressed.
AND they didn't even clock me too :)

even more good news:
>with flatmate (not that one, the other one)
>in his room on his bed
>we watch top gear and simpsons together for 8 hours straight
>he buys us both pizza and doesnt let me pay my share
>at one point i curl up on side and he lays behind me-but about half a foot from touching me
>later he's looking at my tits as i readjust bra like "having trouble with that?"
>then i fall asleep on his shoulder watching simpsons

Hows mtfg been recently?

>>5117158
Congratulations!

>>5117151
You shouldn't feel bad about wanting people to perceive you the way you perceive yourself. By all means, if you don't want to socially transition then you don't have to, but it should be because it's what you want, not because you're worried about being a nuisance.
>>5117153
Digit ratio corresponds to some extent with your level of prenatal estrogen exposure.

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>>5117158
omg jenna that's awesome!! im really happy for you rn omgggg

>>5117151
I think about this almost every day, none of the people in my life had ever seen anyone even a little lgbt before me, so why should I make them have to do all of this shit just for me

maybe it's just an issue for selfless people, I hate putting people in discomfort so I doubt I'll ever change my name or pronouns etc.

>>5117144
Mab ;o

>>5117158
Really cute! :3

>>5117158
Let's be honest here, you weren't hired because your qualifications. You were hired as a token trans person.

>>5117158
??
Your cheating on your flatmate with another flatmate?

>>5117162
Oh, that's pretty interesting.

>>5117160
thank you :)

>>5117163
thanks erin, i felt like the interview was a disaster but i guess i aced it entirely

>>5117166
:3

>>5117167
mhmm cos i totally didnt answer a really hard question they asked and they were like "you are the first person i've ever interviewed who got that right and instantly as well"

>>5117170
is it cheating if i'm not fucking either on them? it was only a little almost-spooning and me falling asleep on him with his arm behind my neck/back

>>5117167

Salty.

>>5117173
I can guarantee that you are creating a huge grudge between your flatmates by giving both of them messages like that.

Hey /mtfg/

>>5117158
>I got the job for Research Assistant
wow, that's nice

>>5117173
Flatmate x Jenna x Flatmate
Soon ;)

>>5117158
congrats! can you say anything about the research or do you even know stuff yet?
I was doing some psychology stuff when I was back in uni
>he buys us both pizza and doesn't let me pay my share
well ur pretty much married now

I've been ok, same old bs problems, though my partner got us tickets to this fancy dinner thing later today and a couple other things this weekend so that's pretty cool, gonna go shower and pick out an outfit soon

>>5117173

If you're not poly draw some clear lines about whats going on.

>>5117183
>poly
Fuck off with that dumb adultery bullshit

>>5117158
That's awesome news, glad the interview went well!
>>5117171
Yeah, the association is weak and relatively unstudied. It's mostly a TruTrans™ meme

>>5117185
ain't nothing wrong as long as everyone gets along