Gay General - Hawt Dog Edition

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>>5123119
old thread: >>5121878

first

>>5123119
With ketchup, mustard, onions, salad and the bun lightly toasted

I don't really like hot dogs too much Tbh

whats it called when someone rubs their dick between your buttcheeks but doesnt actually penetrare you?

i like that a lot

I enjoy a nice joocy set of buns to eat.

are otherkins allowed here since we can't have our own general?

>>5123146
Hotdogging, lol

>>5123147
He's talking about food, don't be so lewd (jk)
>>5123150
I dunno, do you like Dick?

>>5123166

100% utter stupidity on my part, I obviously should have checked to see if it was bolted down before yanking it.

But yeah it sucked.

I like it when the buns are on top and the weiner below so I can lick up the weiner and then up into between the buns

>>5123113

What long run anyway

>>5123169
I have kinda similar story but I got a bad tackle in rugby landed on my tailbone and it dislocated. It acts up now and then but I couldn't really sit down with a bit of pain for a while

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anyone else getting spammed by gay midgets on grindr?

>talking to this twink top
>reminds me of my irl twink top friend
>hipster
>anxious
>artsy
>recreational drug use
>a lot like me too I guess
>tfw 3 inch dick
>tfw never top
>tfw be a dumb twink bottom forever
>tfw take warm precum soaked dick in my bp till i die

>>5123202
>Not dicking the the second coming of our lord and savior

hope you enjoy hell

>>5123202
yes.

>>5123208

livin life

>>5123202
they're bots who pick one of the first heights listed for whatever reason

Sometimes I wonder why I want to become a teacher but when I see a teen getting motivated about something I remember

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Post lock screens

>>5123231
no i just really hate mtfg and trannies tbh.
i've been fine... just coming to my senses with stuff.

>>5123215
basically

>>5123166
>tfw hurt your back sucking your own dick

>>5123241

Why do you hate mtfg?

>>5123255
because they're a bunch of men thinking they're women. it's disgusting.

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>>5123238

>>5123257

lmao

>>5123210
k e k

>>5123216
figured as much
must really suck to be a real gay midget on grindr

>>5123257

lol'd so hard, you fuckin did it, anon.

>>5123257
> Posts nsfw on blue board

MODS MODS MODS

>>5123272

dont be a snitch, its funny

>>5123263

>I'm not trans so nobody is

Just because you're a chap now, doesn't mean you have to be a bellend.

>>5123277
you sound like a tranny. kindly fuck off.

>>5123257
the "swipe screen" always makes me chuckle
>wondering how long til image gets deleted b/c blue board

>>5123257

Y-your tip needs moistening. Just, yknow, a heads up.

>>5123285

And you sound like an arsey prick, but I'm nice enough to let you stay :D <3

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>>5123269

>>5123277
>>5123285
Tbf he does have a point, mate

>>5123297

its oatmeals dick

its like 8 inches or something crazy like that - you can ask him for more pics if you like

>>5123297

why dont you get on your knees and moisten it for him then?

I think I have my first crush, I have no one to talk to about this so I'm posting it here.

My heart hurts, I can't stop looking at their pictures, everything they do is perfect. Is this what love is like?

>>5123269
Sorry I stopped playing path of exile with you, got real busy and I just forgot.
It's probably nbd
>>5123312
In my experience, that's more infatuation, I'd call it love when it's mutual Tbh

>>5123312
no, that's what a crush feels like.

>>5123297
>Y-your tip needs moistening
no, he has just jerked off too much. uncut dicks becomes like that when you jerk too much.

>>5123312

yep. ask him out for coffee before someone else does.

>>5123312
this is what a crush is like anon. Love is when they return those feelings. The best love is when those feelings last for many years. good luck to you :)

>>5123301

Who? Me? I'm going to assume me, because I'm usually always right about everything.

>>5123305

Good for him, but I'm thirsty enough as is.

>>5123310

It's probably on the wrong side of the Atlantic. Also I look like drunk person's sadfrog sketch.

>>5123312

Basically yeah. My first crush was basically a terrible person, but I'd have watched him steal bikes from children and just sat there in awe.

>>5123314
>>5123315
>>5123318
Oh ok, I'm not sure how to feel about this

>>5123316
He has a bf. Of course he has a bf because he's so cute.

Can someone fill me in on their experience with privacy and shit on dating apps so I can maybe stop being paranoid and alone?

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>>5123257
weird lav
>>5123312
go outside
>>5123315
yh he needs moisturising

omg im sooo like druuunk gg

>>5123328
if y'all (and by yall i mean everyone except me) would accept that having two boyfriends > having one boyfriend, then everything would work out

>>5123326
Yeah you, you glorious bastard
>>5123328
Just try to move on, he has a bf man, it's all you can do unless you want to be a cunts
It happens anon

>>5123328

Then you have to kill your feelings for him. Block him on facebook, avoid him in person, taze yourself while looking at pictures of him to give you a pavlovian repulsion, do what you gotta do.

But you have to kill it.

>>5123334
what exactly do you mean by privacy on dating apps?

>>5123334
i'm ugly and no one has ever stolen my identity to my knowledge
the only people i know got who pictures stolen were like people who i knew who were also youtube celebrities or someone trying to catfish people they thought their current bf were seeing.

>>5123335

ey fam when are you next gonna be in london?

>>5123314
nah its cool ive been busy with my course too
hmu whenever you want

>>5123312

Its called infatuation.

Enjoy it! You don't have much control over it but its a super fun feeling when you stop obsessing over what it means and just enjoy the ride.

It'll end usually in a few weeks, but sometimes lasts up to 3 months. If you two are dating after that time period you can expect that period to be when you get a better (more objective) look at his traits and see if you two are compatible long-term.

Enjoy!

>>5123349

i got my identity stolen from some 5 foot 5 /a/ shitter. as far as i know he is still posting my pics on /r9k/ and pretending to be me.

>>5123358
lol, are you cute?

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>>5123350
l o n d o n n n

>>5123361

i guess i must be if he stole my pics

maybe he just has bad taste

>>5123339
>>5123340
>>5123356
If this is what it was like for people who had crushes on me I feel horrible. I'll just try and ignore it and maybe it'll go away soon, thanks guys.

>>5123364

d a n k
but srsly, i want to cheer up your sorry ass

>>5123364
>that gif

Clicksaved and thank you sir

>>5123351
I'm free all week this week and even have a headset so don't have to text if you peefer but my Irish accent might get in the way

>>5123364
gimme dat sauce boi

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>>5123374

>thank you sir

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Favorite song?

http://youtu.be/9aofoBrFNdg

I think Trump is kind of hot. In rich daddy way.

>>5123381

Um...what?

>>5123405

I think they're either an out and proud fuccboi or a transgrill.

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>>5123377
>my Irish accent might get in the way
haha yeah, no

>>5123409

Oh, well. My bad I suppose.

>>5123364

Sorry girl you hot AF I'm sure.

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>>5123395

Also the bit at the end of The Moment I Feared where he gets prisonraped used to give me the hugest boners when i was younger

>>5123405

i think they are trying to say thay calling people sir on the internet is kinda cringey

they arent wrong.

>>5123374

>saving that gif
>being a pedo

>>5123367
this is the saddest way you could answer this :(

>>5123429

im sorry.
can you forgive me?

>>5123395
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q261rVZmUE4

>>5123443
how long have you been on mones now fiddy?

>>5123395
The bits when he's at the piano crack me up, what a lad

Can't pick any one song out Tbh >>5123416
Fair enough

>>5123443

i dont want to hookup neccesarily, i just wanna show you the sights

but also the counter girl at waterstones tried to ask me out yesterday so i must not be hideous

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I just realized I have no friends, and have never had a "true" "best" friend

>>5123477

Where do you live? im always up to make new friends - imo theres no such thing as too many of em.

Everyone needs a friend.

>>5123460
my dad wanted me to join him when he walked the dog earlier today. he has a usual place where lots of dog owners come and let their dogs run free.
so I went with him, and 4 of his dog walker "friends" were also there walking their dogs, so there were five dogs.
we walked about for a while and of course, them being a bit older, stood and talked more then walked, and I was playing with all five dogs a bit further ahed.

anyway, when we walked back to the car my dad laughed and told me that the others were wondering if I was his son, and he told them yes, and they were relieved because if they had seen me walking the dog alone there they would have been terrified.

good to know I look menacing.
/blog over

>>5123493

When i sprint home from the gym i have bad lungs so i make growly, wheezy noises as I run.

People cross the street when they see me with a pump charging at them and growling like a dog.

>>5123436
no

>>5123493
hot

>>5123485
Connecticut, the socially coldest state

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>>5123409
>>5123417
>>5123454
>>5123460

>>5123504

aw shucks, im on the wrong continent.

What hobbies or activities do you enjoy?

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>>5123504
seems like
your acquaintances
have been

connecticut

>>5123533
You are a horrible person with a terrible taste in jokes... just like me. Please be my bf.

>>5123521
None besides video games and other solitary hobbies

I'm a socially anxious shut in fuck with no self confidence to pick up or be interested in any new hobbies

I don't ever get out

I just had anal sex with a friend. After the sex he mentioned he has hemorrhoids. I wore a condom. Should I be concerned for HIV risks?

>>5123574

do you like reading? painting?

>>5123581

no.

but you should get tested anyway - you cant be too careful.

>>5123533
I'm the one who makes shitty puns here

No more funny business, yhear? (Jk)
>>5123574
You can always play online with someone
What vidya do you play?

>>5123582
Nope

I'm a boring person because I literally do next to nothing besides sit at my ducking computer.

I'm scared of/disinterested in most other things.

It's hard to make conversation when you, in effect, stare at a piece of plastic that emits light for almost a third of your day

>>5123581

Yes, did you know the H in HIV stands for hemorrhoids?

>>5123588
Fuck I gotta wait 3 months before a HIV test

>>5123605
It's Hemorroid In Vagina so he shouldn't be worried

>>5123605

no it doesnt, it stands for Human

>>5123603

What do you do at the computer? Do you ever write, doodle?

Can you cook?

Do you do sports?

Dear diary,
I had a great night last night. I got totally fucked up at a party that was a lot smaller than I thought it would be (in a good way) and saw a lot of people from my physics class there. Then I went home and talked with a cute guy on grindr who wanted to have sex with me, but I turned him down because if I left my room I didn't think I'd make it back. It made me feel good, because i was validated by exercising power over someone. The next time I'm dunk, we'll totally fuck.
Love,
Shep

Dick or treat

>>5123581
Your friend only mentioned that after sex? What a massive cunt. I would have killed him if I were in your shoes.

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>>5123601
I had online friends, but they all moved team speak and didn't tell me. I see them playing games together on steam all the time. I think they just didn't tell me because they got tired of me.

Also I eventually become disinterested in online friends for whatever reason. No matter how much I might like an online friend, we almost always end up falling out of contact

I don't really play one body's in specific, I'm pretty ass at video games so it's hard to join a group that only plays one vidya and is really good at it.

People always get mad at me because I derp under pressure a lot

I always end up being the butt of every joke, the guy that the whole group shits on. I guess I just naturally give off the vibe that tells people that's my role in a group.

>>5123636
Same thing

>>5123634
i wish i had gotten drunk last night

>>5123657
No, if you choose treat then you must give the dick

>>5123653
That's absolutely bullshit man, the guys sound like assholes

Give a list of what you currently play/ genres you like
I kinda want to get some people for some killing floor 2 action

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>tfw 11 months earlier I was totally cute, people ofent said that im loking andro and that I could be mtf
>now i look like some rekt hobo from tha hood

gay death hit me hard tbh smh

>>5123653

Ditto.

>>5123699

Ditto.

God damn, /gaygen/, we're so in sync tonight.

>>5123636

Treat

Spoiler: the treat is my dick

>>5123669
FPS ( huge fan of CS:GO, insurgency), Grand strategy/nation simulator (Eu IV), sandbox/survival (rust, gmod, space engineers, kerbal, etc).

I don't have kf2 sadly

>>5123730
CS GO rank?

>>5123669
FPS ( huge fan of CS:GO, insurgency), Grand strategy/nation simulator (Eu IV), sandbox/survival (rust, gmod, space engineers, kerbal, etc).

I don't have kf2 sadly

I'm so tired of the team speak "in-crowd" exclusive bullshit. I'm so tired of playing with dickheads and immature cunts.

>>5123699
new gay death or old gay death?

>>5123749
explain first , cant answer without knowing what your talking bout m80

>>5123758
new gay death is at 25, old gay death was someone over 30.

>>5123758
he's asking if he turned 30 or 18

>>5123740
Silver 1.

I'm a cheeky scrub lord because I only play games for like 2 weeks max before switching to another game

>>5123730
Fps: might get insurgency
Grand strategy: civ is the closest I play
Sandbox/survival: not really my thing Tbh
>>5123743
Fair enough, I am too (Dota for 2 years man, hard to not realize how dumb acting like that is) I just wanna chill and play Vidya too man
I'm mostly solo online Tbh to avoid that shit

>>5123763
>>5123762

actually 20, in 3 months 21 ;__;

>>5123768
double ak fag here, git gud son

>>5123763
oh, it's 18 now.

>>5123730
>shooty
>grand strat
>sandbox
that's basically the /vg/ meme meta

play something fun like a bethesda hiking simulator or /ninty/

>>5123772
I wish I was 20 again.

http://strawpoll.me/5824787

>>5123786
how old are you old anon sama?

best part of being a fat fetishist: gay death still won't come till thirty

fatties have no self esteem

>>5123730
>>5123743
The fuck happened there

>>5123771
I really like insurgency, it's like battlefield and CS go had a child and it grew up to be an Islamic extremist

>>5123784
I actually do also love fallout 3, NV, and skyrim.

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>>5123793

>>5123800
>tfw you like avg looking guys
>tfw you look to good for youself
>tfw you think you are ugly eventhough you are a 10/10 model


>>5123817
so literally virgin wizard or just over 30?

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>>5123724
and for some reason it tastes like ass :/

>>5123822
literally

>>5123840
thats cute :3

but how come?

>>5123831

Sorry. I was just at your dad's place.

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>>5123844
because I am one of the unhappy and the unlucky that should be avoided at all costs.

>>5123856
and the real reason? ._.

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>>5123852

If one of the following were to happen against your will, but you got to choose which one it was, which would you pick, /gg/?

1. assfucked and cummed inside of
2. have to suck dick and swallow
3. have to give a rimjob to a dirty unhygienic guy while he jerks off, can't stop until he cums
4. are you killed

>>5123862
that is the real reason.

>>5123872
2.

Least chance of getting AIDS while not eating poo

>>5123874
why are you unhappy tho?

>>5123872
wtf?

i would pick 4. are you killed?
its a question so its unclear if im dead or just escaped from the rapist dude or faked my death or some ingenius trick

>>5123885
i think he met you are killed

i'm with >>5123884

>>5123872

2

Not that bad really, very little risk of STDs, and your throat isn't gonna get torn up like your asshole, and you won't get parasites or poopoo in your mouth

>>5123872
2 I guess, seems easy, if rape I bite his Dick off and run, if can't, its only sucking Dick

>>5123852
why on earth would you want to stick your dick in his colostomy bag?

>>5123852
Dirty slut from yesterday that held hands with a guy, cuddled and fucked in his car

we went out again today and saw crimson peak we cuddled and made out in the back of the theatre

movie was gud

>>5123872
2.
because it has already happened before (^:

>>5123889
I dont care what he meant, he wrote it as a question. HE CANT TAKE HIS QUESTIONS BACK!
OUT FUCKING PLAYED, GAYGEN!!!11 :^)

Ill stick with 4.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ynx26LJ1YC4

>wizard anon still didnt respond

U_U

>>5123913
fine we'll play it your way, if my post ends in odds you're dead, if evens, you live

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>>5123932
32/2 = 16
its even

bitch get fucking told

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>>5123872
Luckly, I'm straight-scum and as such never have to face these types of dilemmas. So I would choose: c.) none of the above

>>5123913
IT ALL COMES TUMBLING DOWN TUMBLING DOWN TUMBLING DOWNNNN

IT ALL RETURRNNS TO NOOOOOTHING

>>5123946
>c) none of the above
Way to respond with answering the question at all
You answer is on par with: I'd never allow that to happen to me

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>>5123955
> someone who actually watches anime

I thought I was the only one here ;__;


also captha is killing me

>>5123923
I had to shit.

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>>5123982
H-how could you..

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>>5123981
eva is so entry level anon, you should be ashamed

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>>5123992
But I do watch new anime too

>>5123903
Cute

Tell us everything about you two

>>5123986
when I have to go, I have to go. Better not use the bathroom for 20 minutes though, just a heads up.

>>5123998
OnS is so bad but I keep watching idk why.

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>>5123998
Owari is one of the trashiest anime that I've ever loved

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>>5124009
>>5124010
who are you guys shippin?

mika x yuu <3

>>5124007
Just answer why you are unhappy ._.

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>>5124016
Yoichi x My Cock

I want to cum in his hair

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>>5123966

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>>5124022
Yoichi a cutie
>in his hair
>wanting to destroy that perfect hair

also
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ihx0XWhkvmQ

gets me everytime

>>5124010
>>5124022
Who are these semen demons, what show, and where can I watch

>tfw not into anime
>Need to watch more Japanese related stuff to learn Japanese
>tfw no cute weeb bf to tug on my 4 incher while I study


I want a weeb bf so badly you don't even know. The only people I message on grindr are weebs.

>>5124023
I was expecting worse Tbh

Made me giggle mate

>>5124016
I was diagnosed with dysthymia at 19.

>>5124031
Pfft. It'll wash out just fine.

Loving OPM so far too, not much entertaining satirical anime out there https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8_b6b5xdDMU

>>5124034
Owari no Seraph

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>>5123903
why can't you just greentext one of your exploits for us anon-kun? I'm sure I'm not the only one who would like a story.

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>>5124039
put your trip on maki.

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>>5124034
Owari no searph, its fucking anime dude?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-pHvYaM2BkM


all those shitty fujo vids


>>5124043
wait are you that guy with tats? Or dunno. Isnt there anything to do against it?

>>5124044
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8_b6b5xdDMU

i lauhged so hard at that part

>>5124066
I feel bad for Genos, I wonder if he feels pain all those times he gets wrecked

>>5124002
I'm a white fuzzy musclecub and he's a half-asian/half white musclecub.

Thanks to being half white he has a nice thick beard, nice sized cock even though he's a bottom and he has a fuzzy tummy and bussy.

I'm the boy next door type and he's the sassy normal guy type.

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>>5124068
Yea same,sometimes Im actually mad at the MC for not helping Genos >_>

>genos gets fucking rekt
>saitama just stands there


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UaPtA3g9R40

>that part where he attacks the mole

>>5124062
I have no tats, no. Most of my twenties were spent doing something about it, drugs and therapy. but it keeps coming back.
since most of my young years were wasted I now have to watch everyone around start settling down, marrying, having kids, getting somewhere in their work that they educated themselves in.
knowing this is all your life will ever be gets taxing so there seem to be little point in going on.

>>5124079
oh my god yes, his face killed me when he found the mole, he's the biggest fucking troll that's currently airing

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>>5124062
>>5124044
>first 5 min of first episode
Jesus fuck me Christ you weren't kidding when you said trashy

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>>5124082
I would hug you and hang out with you anon. But I guess you are somewhere IN the US while Im from Europe. IM actually the kinda annoying guy who gets to hyper at everything but I also know how to behave when someones feeling bad, and IM dealing with mild depression myself atm (I guess). But I would actually hug you, you sound like a kind faggot <3


>>5124091
It gets cute somewhere :3


>>5124086
Ikr it was just so fucking funny

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>>5124091
Uh

hello

>>5124095
I'm not in the US, no.

>>5124105
Where are you from :o

>>5124102
hi

>>5124102

its me

>>5124109
a place with fjords and mountains.

>>5124121
Oh ok Germany here :/

>>5124121
Howling Fjord in Northrend?

>>5124121
>>5124127
Fjords are pretty neat tho

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how does this make you feel?

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Time to get turnt gentlemen.

Or whatever your equivalent is.

>>5124152
If only he held a sign saying

"Because I can carry double the weight she can when I become a carpenter."

>>5124152

Could he be any more of a cuck?

>>5124155
Dude you look like you're about to go on a mass shooting

That's like the exact style of photo that get plastered all over cnn and fox

Have fun lad

>>5124165

>cuck

Oh, Sempai, I didn't think you were one of that lot. How wrong I was.

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>>5124155
>mfw can't decide if creeping, cruising, chasing or just looking for next victim...
but I mean that in a good way

>>5124173

What lot

>>5124176

I wonder why so many bottoms on gaygen want to get murdered

>>5124165
I love how "cuck" has become the insult du jour online. It makes it real easy to tell who's a misogynist or a racist.

some autistic kid on grindr found me on facebook and is talking to me
eugh... even I don't do that and i'm pretty autismo af

>>5124182
subtle bait


>>5124184
post his fb here bro

>>5124182

Creampie lover detected

>>5124184

>there are people who don't have facebook set so that only friends of friends can see them

>>5124155
some of you are ok

>>5124184
For a second there I was scared because I thought you were talking about me

>>5124189
he's a mutual friend of a friend

>>5124203

How horrifying

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>>5124179
We've been waiting for you senpai. Come & join us.

>>5124182
man i believe in feminism but i feel like he's literally letting himself be used as a prop
i feel so weird about men being in these pictures
it feels like they don't get it and their girlfriends only loosely get it
being a prop = cuck

>>5124235
>>5124235
>i believe in feminism
stopped reading right there

How did your parents or friends take the news if you told them of you being attracted to guys?

>My parents are skeptical but okay with me
>Boyfriend's parents are borderline physically hostile towards him after he came out
>Can't move him out yet because money

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>>5124247
But feminism is about equality!
Those crazy ones are just the minority!

>>5124284

I forget the gist of it, but that second article wasn't about what you'd think from the headline. The headline was just cynical clickbait that the author probably didn't have anything to do with.

Think before you leap.

>>5124278
My parents took it well in the sense that they didn't kick me out of the house and never said anything against gays. However, I can tell they are really dissapointed. For example, yesterday was my cousin's wedding, so the topic of conversation naturally ended up in future weddings, and it was clear for them that they don't expect me to have such kind of relationship with a man, even when gay marriage is legal here.

All my friends took it really well and have always been supportive.

Sometimes I notice that people become extra nice with me when they learn that I'm gay. Maybe it's just me being paranoid, but I feel like they start talking and adressing me in a more careful way, either because they don't want to hurt my feelings or look like homophobes.

>>5124284
I've never been told I'm sexy or hot or beautiful, how many more men have never heard that.

>>5124278
Mine don't know yet, but by god they should.
I've dropped so many hints right on their head that I'm convinced they've become retarded.
>tfw literally every time I see my mother she brings up how I'm going to meet a nice girl one day and have lots of kids
>Have been telling her "not gonna happen" since I was about 13

My oldest brother's known since I was a kid.

>>5124300
>horny gay guys never call me hot or sexy and say i like your dick lets fuck

wow you must be one ugly motherfucker.

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>>5124298
It's exactly as it seems, Anon.
>Seriously believing women have less than equal opportunity in Western society
>Not being able to see that feminist just like to complain and get attention, all while garnering special privileges

I'm sad because I can't have a straight bf.

>>5124323
me 2.
Average straight white male >>>> Attractive of gay men

>>5124319
indeed I am. but that's beside the point, the point was that the attention women get, they want. some lesbian went undercover as a man for a year and wrote a book about it, and people started treating her differently, no more catcalling, no more opening of doors, no one cared about her at all. and it felt horrible to her, if I recall correctly.

the spin is probably patriarchy making her miss the bad behavior, but still.

>>5124323
>I'm sad because I can't have a straight bf.

literally my life in one sentence.

>>5124323
I'm sad because I can't have a bf who prefers cute couple things over lewd things.

>>5124278
>parents
"We kind of figured" not sure how they found out/figured it out, I was a very straight acting person

They are fairly open minded baby boomers, so they were supportive, "we still deeply love you etc".
>siblings
Sister was surprised, mostly supportive. Brother was not surprised as I had forgotten to close my browser multiple times after wank. He is really indifferent to it.

>>5124320

You haven't read the article, and Feminist Frequency isn't half as controversial as people like to make out. I know this because I've watched her (really fucking bland) videos, whereas you've probably formed most of your opinions from third hand greentexts.

>>5124323
>>5124329


The grass is always greener.

>>5124350
>I was a very straight acting person

This is what all the sissies say tbh

>>5124357
senpai why arent you straight so i could be attracted to you

>>5124354
I watch them too, because she releases them so infrequently that it's not exactly a chore.
The point she makes in that article is clear from the title, if you don't just read the first few words. It still shows how silly feminists are, blaming society for wanting to have their cake and eat it too.
I get that you probably have friendships with batshit crazy SJWs, because they're so quick to accept faggots, but don't be a fucking idiot.

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>>5124363

Men are too cute to resist

>>5124357
Except I was actually straight acting

>>5124376
but then how am i supposed to fall in love with you

>>5124381

Sure thing babe

>>5124382

My dick is straight. Fall in love with that.

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>>5124364

No, no, no. You haven't read the article, you tedious imbecile.

>I get that you probably have friendships
>mfw

>>5124384
>not slightly curved to the left

ewww

>>5124376
That's my body. I'm a bit hairier.
Someone date me

>>5124400
girl please

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>>5124388
Okay, keep putting your hands over your ears and screaming denial.
As expected of a feminist.

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>>5124323
>>5124329
you're probably feeling less attracted towards gay men because of this

>>5124403
¯\_(ツ)_/¯
I'm in heat faget
Encule-moi svp

>>5124407
THATS IT

i mean why does this happen and what can we do about it

>>5124407
Pretty much. It's mostly an attitude and personality thing though.

>>5124415
eliminate women

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>>5124384
I was!

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>>5124400

Post bod

>>5124407

Gayface can be p cute tbh

>>5124407
gay men have receding hair lines, bleach their teeth and pluck their eyebrows?

straight men have big lips, and slightly squint their eyes.

I think you picked a bad example for gay face here.

>>5124431
He will always look like he's trying way too hard.
Gay men can rarely pull off the whole naturally attractive thing that straight guys have going.

>>5124436
he didn't

it's all over his eyes
there's also something about the structure of his face

you can just tell. it's weird, but you can.

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I have transcended feelings. Loneliness and desire for intimacy are only memories for me.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vPszR0-vTqc

this voice is obviously gay. but what makes it gay, exactly?

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>>5124442

Nah he looks cute :*

>>5124447

It's just the scowl lol

How do you put yourself out there? I'm so shy. I am scared to go to bars and clubs, and way too scared for online dating and grindr. I am sort of tired of being a recluse. I want a bf and even just some irl friends, and know the only way I would get one with my life right now is through dumb chance.

Any advice?

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>>5124454

Monotone = straight
Expressive = gay

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>I will never have a qt blonde bf

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>>5124454
I only listened to about 30 seconds, but he definitely has a slight lisp.
Also, even though he's meant to do it for the video, he has a very expressive voice. It's more masculine to be a bit more monotone/calm with your inflections.
I developed a monotone from being in the closet for me teen years.

>>5124461
Stop. Ur hurting me.

>>5124460
>pictures of gay men with fish
But that's something gays NEVER do.

>>5124431
No bod for you... I spoke with you earlier today, you asked for bussy and you don't even post your own
Still you'll never get to pound my ass and growl into my ear...

>>5124458
Are you in school? Try to make an effort with the people in your class, or find a hobby.
Not really the best person to give this advice, since I;m in the same position. If you're an introvert, you just kind of have to be lucky.

>>5124469

>mfw I have pics of me with fish

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>>5124472

I don't have a bussy to post silly

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>>5124482
There's a bussy somewhere there you silly

>>5124481
>Tfw no /fit/ bf to scream "no homo" as I fill his pucci with my seed

>>5124476
Up your ass, sweetie?

http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2014/10/30/eel-removed-from-bowels_n_6076118.html

>>5124456
>>5124431
It's all in the eyes, the eye brows, and smile.

never in a million years would a straight man smile like hat

>>5124475
No. I'm well out of school. I regret not doing more in uni, but I was unaware of my faggotry, and I was sort of fat anyways.

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Will I ever find love?

>>5124490

Nope

>>5124500

iktf

>>5124504

Let's not get crazy here. There are effeminate straight dudes too.

(They're called trannies DOHOHOHO)

>>5124511
What state are you from I want qt like you

>>5124506
How is it even possible to not realize you're a fag by that age? I seriously knew by the time I was about 11 or 12.

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>>5124504
ok, let's put this to the test, pick what you think is gay and what you think are straight eyes here.

note, they could both be gay or both be straight.

>>5124522
social ineptness

>>5124525
one of these is clearly a demon so i'm going with that one is straight and the other is gay

>>5124507
Why did you post that picture? Asians are incapable of feeling love. Or any emotions for that matter.

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>>5124521
>>5124525

Top is gay

Bottom is a beta hetero nice guy

>>5124529
so i guess that's a no

>>5124530
>I will never fuck a beta hetero nice guy, who's too beta to reject my sexual advances
Hell, he probably would welcome them because it would be "homophobic" not to and he'll never know unless he tries.

>>5124525
honestly I can't really tell.

Then again I don't think I have a gaydar. My best friend from highschool was gay and I never realized until we weren't friends anymore.

>>5124522
Some combination of mild autism, a religious family so deep repression, and a total and complete indifference towards sex with no desire to figure out.

Sometimes I'm still not entirely sure. I think I am just asexual sometimes, but that would make me an even bigger faggot and probably just a liar.

I am seriously still upset about the unromantic ending to Life is Strange.
Went out and watched "Let the right one in" with fiancé and friend and friends of friend.
Feeling better now.
How's /gaygen/ tonight?

>>5124539

>toss a douche at him and tell him to clean his pussy out
>Y-yes sir

I can get into this

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>>5124525
are my fingers gay

>>5124538
You're Asian? Fucking gross, dude.

>>5124541
Asexuals aren't real, Anon.

>>5124525
Bottom is gay.
He trims his eyebrows obviously.

>>5124543
i forgot to do homework and now i'm avoiding it
it's only like 3 essays tho so i'll be fine

>>5124545
>He scrunches up his face and forces himself to say that it feels good
>Laugh and slap him around a bit while he whimpers
Fuck, I need to go down to the cesspool that is my LGBT soc and find a "straight ally" to defile.
For the first time ever, I'm kind of disappointed that my uni isn't big on sociology courses.

>>5124555

Wut's your major that's got you writing so much?

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>>5124551
>>5124540
>>5124530
another one

>>5124551
>>5124540
>>5124530

>>5124525
So what's the verdict anon?

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>>5124547
No?

>>5124564
I'm >>5124540

In this case I have to say bottom just because those eyes are bigger and somewhat more feminine, which I know has nothing to do, but as I said before: can't really tell.

>>5124548
I know asexuals aren't real, anon. Hence is why I said it would make me an even bigger fag.

I had an online gf once, and an online bf. I could never like imagine fucking her and we never really talked about sex. I did that with the bf, but it felt weird. I can't describe it. I don't get this sort of thing. I guess you can't get to 25 and be a virgin without being incredibly emotionally fucked.

I'm probably just broken really. I am probably autism spectrum or some shit. Rip.

>>5124555
>>5124543
I have a speech on Tuesday that I've had all semester to prepare for, but I'm spending my weekend playing Tales of Zestiria and shitposting.
It's only 3 minutes though, which is obscenely short. No question time or anything. Don't even know how much it's worth, but I'm not worried.

>>5124563
social work
also all my professor push stuff off constantly so it all ends up due when they can't possibly push things back anymore

>>5124564
>>5124525
youre obviously the top one in both pictures lmao

girl please youre gay as fuck get over it jesus

>>5124578


And what's YOUR major?
Wish my college experiences were so lax.

>>5124579

Your professors sounds like bros.
I wish my composition or culinary courses were like that.
What are you doing in social work? Do you want to be a social worker?

>>5124574
Honestly if you want meaningless dick just go on Grindr and find the nearest dick/hole and fuck it

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>>5124569
your fingers are so big compared to mine anon

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>>5124587
>What are you doing in social work? Do you want to be a social worker?

>>5124587
I'm a first year med science student. This is obviously by far the easiest assignment I've had all year, I could probably put it off until a couple hours before the class and still be fine. 3 minutes is fucking nothing.

>>5124603

>no doctor husbando

why live

>>5124608
you will die alone

you know that, right?

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>>5124592
Average sized dick tho

>>5124602

There's lots of different stuff you can do with a degree, anon.

>>5124603

Slack time where you can take it.
I respect your work ethic, anon.

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>>5124611

No. <3

>>5124543
Watching bad anime and crying over its feels.

>>5124588
But then that gets back to my original question of being way too shy for that sort of stuff.

>>5124587
i did when i changed my major
RN i'm seriously considering applying to work in a locked unit for alcoholism or psychiatric disorders post-grad.
social work as a whole horrifies me the more i get into it because there's so little application of anything i learned in a classroom other than liability stuff

>>5124602
i actually can't have the job title of Social Worker in my state without a master's.

>>5124626
At some point you gotta get out of your comfort zone

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>>5124581
>>5124572
>>5124566
last one

>>5124640
Fuck you

>>5124642
uuuu

Sometimes I hug my pillow and pretend it's a qt bf

>>5124640

bottom looks like paul newman and the top looks like that ugly english guy who looks like an alien

>>5124647
omg thats me every night

i talk to my pillow and its so sad

>>5124652

Talking to your pillow is a lil beyond sad

That's a bit cray cray

>>5124652
I knew I wasn't the only one

>>5124648
top is actually the same guy that's been in all three examples, that you said was a beta straight male. he is he actually an mma fighter.

>>5124581 was correct that top was me in the first two examples, so I guess that's one for the gaydar

anyway, saying someone has a gayface when they are posted in a gay thread is a bit stupid, your cognitive bias will determine that as a gay man and you will judge thereafter. posting an image of someone with gay man written under them does the same thing.
so far the studies that are conducted are often disputed, some eye studies have been done but are often under scrutiny. most gaydar seems based on mannerism, which often is adapted and a way to single to other gays that one is gay.

I remain a sceptic at heart until conclusive evidence can be brought forth.

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>>5124670
Look at my fat lmao

>>5124677
not to mention your pin sized nips.

Which trips have the best bodies?

>>5124689
Pin sized?

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Why do gay guys make this face a lot?

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>>5124696

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>>5124696
Don't know, but my experience is that lots of guys I see on Grindr make sad puppy dog faces and just manage to look like sad sacks that I want nothing to do with.

>>5124696
lol... reminds me of that african tribe from that Ornette Coleman album cover... the ones that flair their eyes and smile to attract women during a mating dance... hold on...