Gaygen: Happy Childhood General

>>5121878
When daddy put his peepee in my bumhole

>childhood memories
No thanks

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>>5121888
last night

>>5121878
>Turkish childhood memories
>good

>>5121878
I think what I miss most about being a kid was doing things with my whole family, and playing vidya with my brothers.
Now I only see them at Christmas time, and it's always pretty awkward.

>>5121900
>being a hairy ugly Turk
>not being based Slav

>>5121878
The neighbor kid my age (like 6 or so) teaching me and the asian girl in the neighborhood what blow jobs are.

Then giving each other blow jobs.

>>5121907
>being a smooth supple twinky Slav
Masallah that's haram.

>>5121910
How did you give a blow job to a 6 year old girl?

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>>5121907
What if my last name is slavic, but I'm mostly German ancestry?

>>5121916
she was trans

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>>5121920
Lawl

>>5121919
Vlad vladovitch pls
>tfw Austrian last name but like 90% polish ancestry
Kuwra

>>5121878
Running down the path on the side of the creek near the precipice of a cliff and ivy all around. Running through the small field filled with light and whispering winds. Down through the trees and dodging small vines of poision oak like it was the most dangerous thing in the world. Stretching placing each foot so very carefully, then springing forward jumping from rock to rock to avoid getting wet. Splashing through the water after inevitably falling in and smiling all the while.

>>5121916
She was giving us the blow jobs. Honestly I don't remember anyone going down on her though just me going down on him and her going down on me/him.

>men are pigs

>>5121915
ALOHA SNACKBAR DURKA DURKA JIHAD

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>(10/18/15) One-Punch Man - 03
this night's looking real good

>>5121925
>tfw Islamic name but gay
I have it worse.

>>5121935
>still being a snackbar when gay

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>>5121935
Islam is a religion not an ethnicity. Do you mean Arabic last name?

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Another pepe.

Never seen before by another human, extremely rare.

Treasure it.

>>5121940
>implying I'm Muslim.
I find it so stupid when people say they're 'Muslim and gay'. Why delude yourself and try to force yourself to be part of a religion that hates you.

>>5121941
It's a religious first name. So many Turks think I'm Muslim on first meeting me

>>5121952
Is that like Matthew, Luke, John for whites or something?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pclN0M6q6_M

I once met a gay guy whose name was Jesus and he wasn't even mexican.

He was in the closet ofc

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Its a saturday night and you're alone in your house with a furry boi for the night, how sad

>>5121952
Are there a lot of non Muslim Turks?

>>5121957
It's the derived from the Turkish word for The Holy Bible. How ironic :^)

>>5121961

Poor guy.

>>5121964

Wow. I had completely furries were a thing.

is it EVER a good idea to tell a straight friend you're in love with him or does that always stuff it up? asking for a friend.

>>5121964
I'm in bed with my cat.

In a way I'm in bed with my furry friend :3

He's castrated tho D:

>>5121964
>its Saturday night and i'm alone in my house as a furry boi for the night, how sad
thank god for video games lmao

>>5121965
Basically in Turkey there are major groups of Muslims. The Sunnis and Alevis. The Sunnis are ultra religious, and supporters of the AKP. The Alevis are not religious at all. And the only religious thing they do is not eat pork. They are mainly a mixture of Turks and Kurds. But in all, turkey is the least Muslim out of all the Muslim middle eastern countries.

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>>5121952
This is the age of Delusion man. Everyone is deluding themselves about one thing or another. Take for instance Feminists pretending to want equal rights to men when in reality they want complete control. Another is "Fat acceptance" why change yourself when you can delude yourself into thinking it's normal and healthy to be obese. Another most disturbing delusion is NEET culture showing up in young preteens, teens, and adult high school drop outs. They think it's cool to mooch off the government because the amount they mooch off of their own parents isn't enough to supply them with complete lack of responsibility or motivation in the world while pumping their blood system with anti-depressant drugs and living life as a hopeless zombie brat well past the age of 45. Until their parents die and leave them with a dwindled inheritance that was used for the past 35 years to fuel their childs online videogame addiction, millions of gallons of Pepsi, and pizzahut deliveries.

>>5121969
Well there's always the tiny chance that he's actually curious about trying stuff with a guy, so you could get to jerk him off and suck his dick.

But other than that, there is literally no point in telling him.

>>5121973
And in terms of migrant Turks. German Turks are majority very stritct Sunni Turks. Whereas British Turks are hardly Muslim, with most being atheist or very very shitty Muslims.

>>5121973
So you're an alevi?

>>5121964
>Implying I'm not ramming that little tailhole into oblivion

>>5121969
I'm on the, it's always a bad idea, side. But some feel different.

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>>5121975
FULL BRAZILIAN!

>>5121980
he is a cumslut :3c

Guess the trip~

>>5121980
I'm atheist, but I was raised in an Alevi household.

>>5121989

Q T P

>>5121979
Which Turks are the biggest supporters of Turkish nationalism?

>>5121994
What do you think of kurds

>>5121998
Every Turk is a somewhat forced to be a Turkish nationalist. With army conscription, forced teaching of Kemalist ideologies in schools, the singing of the national anthem every day before school and teaching us were better then the Greeks, Kurds and Armenians.

>>5121999
I dislike them because the PKK (Kurdish militia group) has killed too many Turkish soldiers over the last 10 years.

>>5122009
Do you think the Armenian genocide happened in 1915

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>>5121995
h-how?

>>5122011
I'm not answering. There's too much evidence to support both sides of the argument and I've ploughed gaygen with too much turkishness for one night.

>>5122009

>Every Turk is a somewhat forced to be a Turkish nationalist. With army conscription, forced teaching of Kemalist ideologies in schools, the singing of the national anthem every day before school and teaching us were better then the Greeks, Kurds and Armenians.

Gross.

>>5122012
Because only you would understand a conversation about Islam qtp.

>>5122009
Kurdistan as an independent state, yes or no?

If there were no Kurds in Turkey, there would be no more killings by PKK (or by the turks). Doesn't Turkish nationalism argue against Kurdish independence? Nationalism = For every nation, an independent state.

>>5122018
>There's too much evidence to support both side
Yeah in the same way there is enough evidence to support either side of the Holocaust fence. *rolls eyes*

>>5122024
Kurdistan is more of a region in eastern turkey.

Yes, turkey isn't going to create Kurdistan any time soon. Unless Erdogan fucks us over again.

>>5122028
I know right. everyone knows there was no holocaust.

>>5122018
>>5122028


CONFIRMED FOR SAMEFAG

ATTENTIONSEEKERS OUT

>>5122028
>tfw impersonator
>tfw someone cares enough to use my name

Feels good

To be honest, I was pretty slutty when I was a kid
I really liked Britney Spears, Shakira and Celine Dion and copied their dancing
I also really enjoyed it when I got attention from adults with my performances

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>>5122037
Don't jump to conclusions xx

>>5122038

Dont try and recover fam, its obvious you just forgot to remove your trip.

If youd claimed that >>5122018 was an impersonator that would be a little less unbelievable, but there is no reason for an impersonator to REPLY to YOU, that would do nothing.

You have been talking to yourself for attention!

ahahahahahahahahahahahaahahahahahahahahahahahahahhahahahahahahahahhahahahahahahahahahahahah!

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>>5122042

proves nothing!

you talk to yourself!

ahahahahaha!

>>5122048

anon_earns_their_tinfoil_hat.webm

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>>5122048
>>5122050
>implying you can physically change text on an iPhone

Masallah you two are dumb cunts

>>5122051

Circe read the supposed "fake" post, it is inconceivable that an impersonator would make it.

Seriously, use your brain - there is no way that isnt Jynx being caught out samefagging.

>>5122057

But you can simply use different browsers, or even post one response on your phone and the other on your computer in front of you.

You cant fool me!
ahahahahahahahaha!

>>5122059

Anon, I think you're seeing this on way too small of a scale.
Obviously this is anti-muslim propaganda by a government agent.
OPEN YOUR EYES, ANON
GET WOKE

>>5122062
you are seriously one stupid cunt anon, if you I'm samefagging. Plus, I can't samefag on different browsers/phone because the ip is the same.

Use your brain, mal

>>5122063

But seriously man, think about it.

If Jynx claimed that >>5122018 was fake that would be believable - some random trying to make people think Jynx has a distasteful opinion. It might even have been believed if it was an impersonator.

BUT Jynx said that >>5122028 was the impersonator. Why would someone pretend to be Jynx and reply to Jynx? That would clearly be obviously fake, and wouldnt fool anyone!

In his kneejerk denial, Jynx made this crucial misattribution, and now his slightly sad attentionseeking is obvious!

>>5122071

The (You) thing is entirely clientside, it doesnt transfer across devices or browsers. Which I suspect you already know, hah.

Please respond pelase

>>5122071
>>5122074
you both are retarded

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>>5122075
<3

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>>5122023
T-thats not true

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>>5122074
Oh (you)

i guess there's one missing

>>5122071

Interpol pls go
Stop fnording up the thread.

>>5122074

ok, man, what does it even matter if he WAS samefagging.
Does it even matter this much

>>5122075

<3 ?
Are you ok, anon?

>>5122081

I dont even know what your talkign about. I already explained that (You)s are clientside.

>>5122084

It doesnt really matter, but:

1) Its irritating that Jynx tried to deny it, I have a moral obligation to uphold the truth

2) Hopefully it will curtail any further attentionwhoring

3) Its funny

4) It calls into doubt Jynx's lavish and suspiciously decadent stories of fucking random people in the park with his boyfriend when he was 14, his tales of constant chemsex and indeed the existence of his boyfriend - it seems unlikely that his first relationship, started at the age of 14 would happen to be with someone who is inexplicably okay with Jynx's constant casual sex, hardcore drug usage (also now called into question after this) and refusal to obseve safe sex practices.

But mainly, its funny.

Oh and dont mind sadfrog - he makes the same post every day or so. Im surprised yuo havent seen any of his "pls responds" before.

>>5122084
no im not i gotta go back to the army tommorow

>>5122096
There's no need for needless drama because I did not samefag. And at the end of the day, it's about me knowing that, not anyone else.

You clearly have beef with many name and trip fags and I wish you a good Saturday anon. See you soon xx

>>5122114
Just get a secure trip

>>5122114

and now he leaves quickly.

hahaha

>>5122121

fam you cant be a twink
youre huge

>>5122123
No. Because gaygen is gay general. Not the Salem witch trials. I don't wish to cause unnecessary posts which would disturb and piss other users

>>5122122
Might as well.

>>5122121
you're a little to old to be a twink maki, you'll end up being a queen.

Looking at straight craigslist ads..

"I'm married but the sexual excitement has fizzled out.

"I'm looking for a woman to make dreams happen with not just sleep with..."

45-50 seems to be the cut off limit for a marriage where guys want something else.

So sad.

>>5122096

I have absolutely no place to say this here and I'll probably get shit for it, but I really think this-

The hell is wrong with "attention seeking" anyways? The hell do you care if someone likes it when people call them attractive?
As if that means they still don't have lives, dreams, skills, personal depth?

I have a terrible relationship with attention so I normally hate it but even I can get into it when its the right setting and I feel respected enough.

It's like the anon earlier who thought his childhood attention wanting was "slutty".
What kind of thought process even leads to that. Children are genetically driven to seek attention. It helps them survive.
People should just chill and learn to let themselves do what they want to do if it's not going to hurt anyone.

>>5122104

Oh. Gosh.
Well, if it helps at all, I'll be sending you hug feels. That probably doesn't help at all.
But in case it does.
I'm sending lots. <3

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>>5122121
maki ur so weird but cute

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>mfw sick

I'm not gonna make it.

>>5122151
I'm sick too, lisaposter, we'll make it, don't worry

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JJqwtJZ2fCQ&list=UUZYTClx2T1of7BRZ86-8fow&index=10

Super cutie astrophysicist chatting with hot nerd icon..
I don't know why he's so charming.
That smile. The jokes. And he's just super cute, anyways.
Swooning.

>>5122169
>Super cutie astrophysicist chatting with hot nerd icon..

literally where.

>>5122174

I have my tastes, ok.
He's really charming!
Look at that smiiile.
I dunno, I have a thing for people who get deep in their pursuits.

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>>5122142

Oh dont get me wrong im about as attentionseekign as it gets sometimes.

But to lie and decieve for attention is clearly wrong, and it sabotages the board for the rest of us, by rendering it unusuable for any potential genuine discussion. Capeesh?

>>5122169

Hadfield disapproves.

>>5122155
140 is tiny af
I'm 170 trying to be twunky
it's hard because chub and I'm 5'5 but I just keep hitting the machines and getting stronger just hoping I tone out by the end of the year
but I don't mind being a bit bigger because I'm athletic and still able-bodied anyway just trying to get better at everything

>>5122151
drink some tea anon. Is it the flu or more of a cold?

>>5122121
stay huge tbh

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>>5122155
how does everyone know?

Y-you are all bullies and nazis,man

>>5122181

I mean, okay, yeah, I get where you're coming from.
I guess I just have a more abiding nature.
The only thing that gets me fired up is when other people try to get in the way of people enjoying themselves for no reason.

>>5122155

>Im like 162 now and by 2016 I hope to be 140

Wow. And I thought reaching 130 meant I was pudging up,

>>5122187
I've drank some already.

I think it's more like the flu. My body aches and I had a feber last night.

The worst part is that I'm hungry but my throat hurts and swallowing is not easy right now.

>>5122151
>>5122161

I never have been sick before, what does it feel like?

I eat a raw food diet since birth.

>>5122202
>feber
fever*

>>5122186

we dont mean huge as in fat, we mean huge as in swole

Maki is dope ass fuck tbh.

>>5122202

Hey fam, stick some milk in the microwave, stir in some honey, and sip it while cuddled up with a duvet and watching Bob Ross on the TV and shitposting with your phone. Bonus points for cuddling a pet or soft toy at the same time.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RInDWhYceLU

>>5122203

poor b8

>>5122169
>hot nerd
you have a weird sense of what is hot

>>5122203
right now it feels like pain in my lower back and my balls are freezing. And my nose is useless right now.

>>5122209
what is it with you and bob ross.

I'm already doing all that. Well my cat just wanted to go out but I know he's going to be back in a couple of minutes because it's raining outside.

>>5122203
It's feel like the cold grasps of death are pulling you into a premature grave, it's exhilarating

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What kind of guys did you used to not like but growing a love for, otters are handsome little sweetheart

>>5122227

I used to think bears were gross, now i kinda like them

they look cuddleable

>>5122203
>never been sick before
> not expecting to get shingles

get your vacs anon

>>5122227
kinda the same as
>>5122230

when I was a teen I was like

>beards are soooo gross!!
>body hair? I'd rather die
>Tattoos? Do you want some heroin too?

I was really faggy and annoying tbh

>>5122220
you have a good body, and the lengths you'd have to go through to get that slim and the constant waxing seem like a lot of time and effort js

>>5122227
Twinks and sluts

>>5122217

I dunno, anon, I like a lot of different types of bodies.
If there's some little inkling of an archetype or something nice to look at..
And plus it helps that he's maddeningly charming.

>>5122227

I used to REALLY hate daddy types.
Beard, strong face, tall, hairy, etc.
But I also didn't like twinks, either.
I just hated extremes, I guess. Someone who wore an image.
I wanted someone who would play D&D with me and then would let me hop into their lap after we'd drank ourselves silly on seagrams and mike's hard.
Just average. Kind of chubby, not too much.
Bit of facial hair but only because they didn't care to shave. Kind of a slob? But not gross.

Now I really like every body type, really.
Especially bears, tho, I have to admit, but I'd bump n' grind with another twig.
Or anyone, really, I super not-picky now.

Survey Time!

>Age
>Height
>Weight
>Ethnicity
>Sexual orientation
>Top/Bottom/Vers
>Cut/Uncut
>Do you prefer Cut/Uncut

>>5122270

no this will shit up the thread for no benefit

>>5122270
>Age
20
>Height
5'11
>Weight
220
>Ethnicity
the only good one
>Sexual orientation
what kind of question is that, this is gaygen wut
>Top/Bottom/Vers
bot
>Cut/Uncut
cut
>Do you prefer Cut/Uncut
uncut

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>>5122262
>maddeningly charming
That's the gayest thing I have ever heard.

>>5122274
>implying the threads aren't always shit

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>>5122274
Sounds like a plan
>Age
23
>Height
184
>Weight
80kg
>Ethnicity
Persian
>Sexual orientation
Straight
>Top/Bottom/Vers
Cuddleslut
>Cut/Uncut
Straight
>Do you prefer Cut/Uncut
Straight
StraightStraightStraightStraightStraightStraightStraight

>>5122270
>Age
23
>Height
5'4
>Weight
102
>Ethnicity
White
>Sexual Orientation
Gay
>Top/Bottom/Vers
Bottom
>Cut/Uncut
Cut
>Do you prefer Cut/Uncut
Cut

>>5122281

>5 foot 11
>220

uh

>>5122293
lbs not kg

its like 91kg or something

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>>5122270

>Age
19
>Height
6'0
>Weight
184lb
>Ethnicity
Pasty White
>Sexual orientation
Gay as a "straight guy looking for some DL gay sex"
>Top/Bottom/Vers
Verse (prefer bottom)
>Cut/Uncut
Cut
>Do you prefer Cut/Uncut
Neither. Uncut can look nicer.

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>>5122293
Muscle weighs more than fat. BMI is complete bullshit

>>5122270
>>Age
22
>>Height
5'6"
>>Weight
160lbs
>>Ethnicity
White af
>>Sexual orientation
Gay af
>>Top/Bottom/Vers
Vers
>>Cut/Uncut
Cut
>>Do you prefer Cut/Uncut
Cut (only slight preference)

>>5122298

its like 100kg actually

>>5122301

Correction; BMI is bullshit if you are muscular with a low BF. Are you?

>>5122292
>>5122310

>5'4"
>5'6"

how u doin

>>5122270
Ayy
>Age
B&
>Height
6'3"
>Weight
148lbs last I checked
>Ethnicity
White
>Sexual orientation
Gay
>Top/Bottom/Vers
Virgin but I imagine vers
>Cut/Uncut
Uncut
>Do you prefer Cut/Uncut
Uncut

>>5122301
Right, you're a powerlifter then, I presume?

you're all gonna get doxxed rip

>>5122322

DYEL?

>>5122329
Fucking how and why sludgepup

>>5122333
No I don't, I'm a swimmer and don't have time for other kinds of training really

>>5122338

How much do you train? I dated a professional swimmer once, that shit was retarded.

It made any hope of a relationship impossible.

>>5122270
>age
18
>height
5'11
>weight
Around 66kg (haven't weighted myself in a month)
>ethnicity
White (Irish)
>sexual orientation
Wheredoyouthinkweare.jpg
>vers
>uncut
>only been around uncut
>>5122329
It'll make things interesting at least

>>5122344

>5 foot 11
>66kg

d00t d00t sp00ky skeleton alert

>>5122349
Thanks I guess, I'm probably a bit more now tbh. I wouldn't call myself skeletal

>>5122240
I have to get that slim anyway with the military but the shaving is too ridiculous lol.

>>5122361

you should start lifting fam

>>5122362

just be a fuzzy otter man, its much less maintenance and is way cuter than twinkmode

Alright, sure

>>5122270

>Age
24
>Height
5'8"
>Weight
125~130 lb / 56.5~59 kg
>Ethnicity
South American (Venezuelan)
>Sexual orientation
Yes.
>Top/Bottom/Vers
Bottom but vers in demeanor
>Cut/Uncut
Uncut
>Do you prefer Cut/Uncut
Uncut

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>>5122270
include location next time will ya?

>>5122367

>5 foot 8
>57kg

Jesus christ why is everyone here so skeletal

E A T
A
T

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>tfw thinning hair at 18

>>5122270
>Age
22
>Height
5'6"
>Weight
200
>Ethnicity
White
>Sexual orientation
Homosex
>Top/Bottom/Vers
Top
>Cut/Uncut
Cut ;__;
>Do you prefer Cut/Uncut
Uncut

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>>5122369
>that show

>>5122377

okay i take it back

E A T L E S S
A
T

L
E
S
S

>>5122382
Dying.

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>>5122382
its bulking season faggot

I'm a legit spoopy skeleton I really have absolutely no idea where to start if I were to start gaining weight?
I mean how much should I even eat? I think I have some mild anorexia but its come to the point where I feel super self conscious about my Auschwitz-like body. How do I even use the machines at the gym? How long should I work out for? It just seems daunting. How do people do it?

>>5122387
read the sticky

>>5122386

Are you bulking or are you hibernating?

>>5122387

Read the /fit/ sticky fam.

>>5122389
on /fit/? or does /gaygen/ have a sticky?

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>>5122387
Just embrace it, son.

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>>5122382
>>5122396
im not that fat am i?

>>5122409
you could stand to lose 15-20, but I wouldn't say you're "fat"

>>5122373

I'm not all that skeletal.
Years of HRT gave me weaker bones and took my muscles. I'm pretty pudge, actually.
I don't keep all this facial fat around by being hungry, let me tell you.

>>5122403
I would if everybody didn't hate spoopy skelllingtons
plus it might help my self esteem

>>5122398

Here is the sticky
http://liamrosen.com/fitness.html

>>5122409

Well, youre not obese or anything, but you could slim down a wee bit i think

>>5122343
Right now I'm doing 8 practices a week, but I'm not pro, just competitive. Not so bad, really, but it gets in the way of school sometimes.

You're right though, pros are fucking workhorses

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>>5122409
Not fat, but cutie chubby. A little bit of pooch fat is cute and fun to cuddle with.If you were 2x or 3x as chubby you would be in the fat unattractive obese phase.

You're Cutie Chub mode

>>5122409
That's so unfair. I'm 5'6" 160lbs and I got hips for days. I need to get some muscle I guess...

>>5122409
cute tum tbh
I'd say a bit chubby but yeah, not fat

>>5122417
>>5122409

I second this assessment. <3

fam I'm 6'1 135 lbs. I've been that way all of my adult life without medical problems.
am I fucked?

>>5122410
i know, i was 180 at the end of my senior football season with barely any belly, eating like shit in college didnt help

>>5122416

>defenseless little wimps

U avin a laff, bruhv?
U wanna fite?
I swear on me mum.

>>5122419

http://liamrosen.com/fitness.html

Here you go champ! I believe in you!

If you stick to it for a year you will look better than 90% of people, if you stick to it for 3 years you will be the 0.001%. You can do it!

>>5122425

wat. Fam, I can fucking bench press you.

You need to gain weight ASAP, or your joints will be FUBAR when you get older.

>http://liamrosen.com/fitness.html

>>5122430

Thats not even how Teeside slang sounds.

It would be:

You fucking what, bruv? You wanna go, right here, right now? I'll tear your throat out, you and yer mam be my witness. Come 'ave it, cunt.

>>5122419
>unfair

i can't find jeans that fit my thighs in a 32" waist

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>>5122438
>4 inches
>thinking he can stand up to qtpersian
l-lewd

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>>5122440

Ugh me too. i even have a 32 waist also.

Pic related - i had to throw out my favourite trousers because wearing them in public would have been obscene.

1 year ago they were way too big and baggy for me!

>>5122431
D:
I know fam I've got a lot of problems and I've been not thinking about my physical appearance for a while. I just feel like a freak now in the gym, even the fatties don't stand out like I do. And I hate the gym culture in general, I feel like people don't view me as a real person but just some sort of puppet to make fun of and judge to feel better about themselves.

>>5122440

you know that means you have to post thighs right

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>>5122446

>>5122446
>i had to throw out my favourite trousers because wearing them in public would have been obscene.
why would you do that?
what's the point of having nice legs and butt if you're not going to show them off?

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>>5122435

Leave my joke threats alone
They're pathetic enough as is

>>5122438

Ok yeah whatever i'm a twig
BUT I'D STILL WRECK YA
COME AT ME YA CUNT
[spoiler]why am i so weak what do I even lift for[/spoiler]

It went like this http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VpAwrkmzmp0

>>5122431
My wrists are already fucked, am I a goner? Fucked as in cartilage is damaged from wrist locks from martial arts training

>>5122450

Gyms are a lot less judgemental than you think. Nobody cares what you look like at the gym, I promise.

You can do it! I came from much the same place, being anorexic as fuck, and now I cant even fucking wear normal trousers!

>>5122461

Wearing compression shorts to the gym makes me feel like the hugest slut in the world. I love it!

>>5122464

Not at all! Wrist straps are your friend, buddy!

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>>5122457
i dont have one and my camera is broken; so marty st louis' thighs, he's a manlet too

>tfw parents are fucking in the room next to you

GROSSS

>>5122474

Go for the threesome fam

>>5122474
post pics

>>5122474

I heard my mom having sex with her boyfriend once late at night when I went to the kitchen for a glass of water.
But I was kind of happy for her, tbh
She divorced a couple of years ago and knowing she's getting to live life again feels really nice inside.

>>5122484
It was me

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what a fucking monster of a human

>>5122469
Cool thanks man, I've been trying to strengthen my wrist muscle so I can do lift weights/ train escrima again, I was just shitting of doing it otherwise thinking my wrists would buckle

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>>5122489

If you have proper form you very rarely actually use your wrists. I would pay close attention to Rippetoe's grip instructions if I were you, to remove the stress you might put on your writst

>>5122486

Oh no, my mom's new boyfriend is secretly gay
SCANDAL, ALREADY??

>>5122488

I want this webm with sound.
Holy shit.

>>5122484
>Tranny from a broken family still lives at home
lol tbh

>>5122495
Fair enough, thanks, the damage was from locks that break wrists (as said above) but like I can't hold the sticks used for escrima and swing them because of the damage.

I say I should be good linear motion with weights, esp with wrist straps

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>>5122498

K L O K O V #1

How important is it that your boyfriend has a fashion sense?
Im not saying a slob or nothing but I mean like an actual gay stereotype fashion sense?

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I want /fit/ to leave.
Worst cross posters on 4chan.
This is the perfect body tbh.

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>>5122519

>>/OUT/

>>5122519
I'm a lot skinnier than that :(. I need /fit/ just to achieve this look tbh

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>>5122523
>Non whites

>>5122514

AAHH WHY DOES IT CUT OFF THERE
I want to see the relief and accomplishment fill him with glee

>>5122518

As long as he doesn't look ridiculous, or if he knows when he does and it's on purpose, it doesn't matter to me.

>>5122523

>swimmers plshomo.webm

ftfy

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>>5122529

ALL RACES ARE EQUAL UNDER THE IRON, ELITIST FAGGOT

>>5122440
I can't find jeans in a 34" waist that don't drag on the floor...

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>tfw no swole Harry Potter bf

>>5122518
>like an actual gay stereotype fashion sense
What exactly does that mean?
I personally don't give a shit about mens' fashion, and find guys trying too hard to be one of the biggest turn offs. I legitimately prefer slobs.
Womens' fashion is great though.

>>5122518

Not looking like a complete retard: important

Anything else: not important

>>5122547

Whoah, what the fuck happened?

>>5122518
my ex was really into fashion and stuff and tbh it was annoying as fuck because he'd take ages to get dressed for anything and he had like 0 self esteem so at the end he always said he looked ugly or fat.

I mean if you're sooo ugly why worry to much about your clothes?! They don't take the ugly away!

I'm not saying I'd rather date a slob, but I'd prefer a million times someone who's not worried about his shoes not matching his sunglasses

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>>5122548

You mean his hand? Probably just deadlifted a weight so heavy it tore the skin off his palm.

>>5122548
Idk
probably lifted to much weight and the bar grips scraped him. Ive never used chalk bt its for drying your hands. This guy probably deadlifted 7 8 hundred pounds so it ripped.

At least that's my guess

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>>5122536

>>5122440
>tfw 28" waist and 28" inseam
literally no one makes fucking 28" length
it's bullshit

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I cant even imagine how overwhelmed I would feel if i witnessed this in person.

Id probably faint or something.

>tfw he says "we should hang out sometime"
>tfw he never texts you back

>>5122543
you wear cargo shorts reeeee

>>5122573

Hahaha aw

>>5122578
I'd probably just cum handsfree right in my pants.

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Good day gaygen.

>>5122585
>tfw get gifted jeans that fit perfectly at the waist and through the thigh
>they're 5 inches too long
REEEEEEE

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>>5122591

I hear turnups are in this season

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HALP. I only like doing things with guys online but when I meet them in person I'm always like..

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4JobsGOat3I

I lose all interest in them for some reason and become a prude.

>>5122440
>>5122535
>>5122573
>30 waist, 30 inseam

Every thing fits like a glove (usually), I jelly? I jelly.

>>5122596
i always cuff my jeans
but
>5 inches
anyone who cuffed that high would look dumb as fuck lol

>>5122599
>30 waist
>being proud of being a disgusting fatass

>>5122596

Watching that made me pregnant.

>>5122580
S-sry

Guess trip

>tfw you watch 2 hour porno film for plot

>>5122614

>tfw you watch 2 hour documentary for porno

>>5122606
I don't think he comes on here if that's what you're asking

(It's possible though)

>>5122606

queue tee pee

>>5122614
>>5122616
>tfw you watch all 5.5 hours of nymphomaniac in one sitting

>>5122601
Don't hate on me, skelecunt

>>5121878
my happiest childhood memory was when my uncle introduced me to the joys on anal pleasure. he was the best daddy i ever had

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>>5122582

I wasn't planning on getting dressed til later but you inspired me

:^)

>>5122637

>no hair

WHAT
MY WHOLE LIFE IS A LIE

>>5122637
WHY ARE THEY SO WRINKLY

>>5122641

Um excuse me check my arm and treasure trail

>>5122642

They've been on my floor for over a month

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HHSjnbfE8XQ

aaww :3

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>>5122646

>>5122637
Please say they aren't cargo shorts :3

>>5122270
18
5'7"
101lbs
English
Gay
Bottom
Uncut
Uncut

>>5122637

cute, now show face

>>5122655

London? and are you sure youre a total bottom?

>>5122658
Total bottom.

>>5122663

Aw shucks.

>>5122653

Come at me ho

>>5122654

The side pocket is right on the bottom of the pic on the right

Feels good man

Just think how many things I could carry

>>5122657

lmao no

I'm in love with a Romanian street boy but I know I shouldn't give him money or get involved because they're all working for criminals
He begs for money near my workplace and he smiled to me
What do

>>5122664
If you're a cute twink then maybe i'd top you
But I'm a virgin so what do I know

>>5122669

>romanian

>>5122666

>lmao no

Your loss. I know some really attractive single otters/bears in vancouver & seattle who might be interested.

You'll never live like common people
You'll never do what common people do
You'll never fail like common people
You'll never watch your life slide out of view
And then dance and drink and screw
Because there's nothing else to do

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>>5122666


>>5122666
you're not giving him money if you make him suck your dick first
then it's a business transaction
but really that doesn't sound like something i'd want to get involved in

>>5122669

Kiiiiisssss
KKIIISSS!!!
KISS HIM!!!

>>5122678

I dunno, I'm pretty unspectacular.

>>5122671

Actually this is a waste of time. I wouldnt want to meet anyone off 4chan, and I doubt you would either.

Soz for bothering you fam.

>>5122678

p l e b s

>>5122678
Read that as the Willy Shatner version

>>5122682
I don't actually consider meeting people of 4chan, I assumed that was the case for other people too and we just did this because wishful thinking

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>>5122674

Damn you do? Okay here's my face pic

>>5122680

>plays w u

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>>5122691
hey wait a second...

>>>/soc/22610484


why don't we just move gay gen to /soc/? that way we can post nudes and whatever

>>5122270
>Age
23
>Height
5'6"
>Weight
125
>Ethnicity
White
>Sexual orientation
Gay
>Top/Bottom/Vers
Vers but mostly bottom. I only really like topping when I'm being dominated at the same time lol...
>Cut/Uncut
Cut
>Do you prefer Cut/Uncut
Uncut

>>5122695
That's a stupid idea. There are endless gay threads on /soc/, and gaygen would be turned into another place to spam nudes. Gaygen is a place to talk, /soc/ is a place to hookup and fap.

>>5122700

so fucking what.. stfu.

/soc/ can be a place to talk and do whatever..fuck off you little bitch
and get a boyfriend/life

>>5122706
That's a strange way to respond to a sensible comment.

>>5122706
the salt is real

>>5122711
>>5122713


gay generals always
since half of you are trannies
and not enough traffic


that thread on /soc/ - 208 unique posters

this thread - 51 posters

By putting gay general on /soc/ you can get a whole lot more people to choose from and maybe you'll find a bf which you obviously can't find here.

>>5122718
mfw /soc/ is tired of meaningless hookups and is being tsundre about it (^:

>>5122718
I like the small 51 peeps here, why not start a gaygen after dark over there with Dick pics and shit and people who want that can go over or stay here

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>>5122694

>being this degenerate

>>5122708

That bed is much too small. Why, if you wanted to climb in there, you'd have to lay right on top of him?

>>5122695
gaygen used to be on soc before lgbt was a thing

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>>5122718

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>>5122728

>>5122681
>I dunno, I'm pretty unspectacular

Most troo thing you've ever said

>>5122728
he could have a king size bed and I'd still lay on top oh him tbh

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>>5122778

iktf

>>5122270
>23
>6ft
>150ish (havent checked)
>faggot lover
>Top/vers for bf
>Cut
>Uncut if it looks good.

>>5122794
Oh shit i turned 24 last week lol why do I never remember that.

>>5122797
Because the grim reminder of creeping towards deaths door is too much?

>>5122270
old enough to remember the wall falling
180 cm
75 kg
nordgermanen
androphile
none, anal sex is revolting
uncut
uncut

>>5122807
>the wall falling

Where were you when it fell? How did it feeel?

>>5121952
>mfw muslim name and prison time for homosexuality

>>5122818
He was singing as it fell, turned away as it went down

>>5122818
In Oldenbüttel. I felt happy because my family was suddenly very happy.

I took a couple of pics of my butt today and I'm happy because I think they look pretty good :3

I won't post them. I just wanted to share my happiness with you :33

>>5122828

Did you have family in ghe east?

>>5122835
BIG

>5 years to gay death
>have literally never come close to any sexual or even emotional relationship with anyone
why am i the only gay man who isnt constantly having hookups?
what the fuck is wrong with me

>>5122843
are you ugly?

>>5122845
probably
but /r9k/ told me that i just needed to have good hygiene and not be fat

>>5122849
>/r9k/

And now everything makes sense.

>tfw you will never have your boywomb impregnated

>>5122849
post face

>>5122857
how though

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>>5122853
TFW

>>5122853
>tfw you will never literally breed your bf

I don't want a chinese baby

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>>5122853

>you will never pin your bf down on his stomach and pound his butt while growling into his ear about how you're going to fuck a baby into him

;___; why live

>>5122857

What's up qt

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>>5122868

It was OK. I think I tweaked my elbow though. I went this morning to work a different muscle group and I tried some bicep curls, but something in my left elbow feels hurty when i do. Gonna take it easy on arms for a few days.

How about you?

>>5122875
Im actually almost finished lifting right now. Home gym masterrace. Just have to do two more sets of weighted situps and im good.

How come you don't do full body barbell? Its safer on the body over time as opposed to machines and gets you more gains. Machines hurt you over time because its the same exact motion over a long span of time

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>>5122875

Calves lookin swole tbh

>>5122890

Just call me hugo calves. I fight for the rights of my people for a decent days gains.

>>5122888

I do bench but I mix in the machines to mix it up and put additional reps in. Weak AF upper body atm tbh

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>>5122904
Ahh I see
I can tell your lower body is worked on. Them calves and quads.
Do you squat what do you use for lower body?

>>5122936

I do but I have a lower back injury which means iI take it easy on theweight. Machines are an absolute necessity for working my lower body to avoid the risk of reinjury.

I need fk get a doc to take a look at my back at some point here.

>>5122944
Yeah that sucks. Injuries are always hell and its a blessing you're still lifting. Especially with lower back injuries they are common and can fuck shit up...
That's why new lifters NEED to learn good form or else lower back gets snap city.

Howd your back get injured?

>>5122962

Work accident. Its a really embarrassing story and a bit involved. Let me wrap it up here a d get to a keyboard and I'll tell you

I just watched the ending of Life of Strange.
Bawling my eyes out.
Can't stop crying.
Fucking hell, WHY UGH UGH NOO
I can't stop crying.

>>5122970
Yeah id love to hear it whenever.
Id wait for the next thread also since this one's at bump limit

>>5122975

I finished the last episode of Tales from the borderlands the other day, series turned out really good, one of the best things Telltale has done since Walking Dead 1 and I guess wolf among us.

>>5122996

Ahhh fuck I have that on my xbone, but my xbone is in another state atm. I should finish it up.

>>5122981

So at the time I owned a company that bought and sold used office equipment. This was in 2010 or so, when the downturn had downsized my old position (or, well, moved it to Pfluegerville, TX, which I wasn't going to follow,) and so I went looking for a business idea and got into that.

Anyway it was mostly cubicles, people would let them go for a ridiculously cheap price and then I'd mark them up by 5-10x and still be way cheaper than anyone else in town.

So one day this guy asks if my company could do a little extra work; he has an old above ground hot tub he's replacing and wants it hauled out. I say OK, set a price for the job, off we go the next week.

So when we get there, everything is cool and I'm talking with the client, go out by the pool and think that it doesn't look so heavy and the crew I brought could probably do it just fine. To confirm its not heavier than I thought I go down into a deadlit position and see if I can budge it at all.

I didn't see that it was bolted to the concrete.

So I threw my back out as hard as I ever had. I was fucked up for months, and the injury still acts up a couple times a year. Seems to be under control with some deep tissue massages though so other than being careful on squats and deadlifts I haven't really had any trouble from it.

>>5122996
I played the first episode and liked the plot but not the comedy, is it worth it?

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Fiancé came home while I was being a baby and bawling my eyes out over a lesbian love story.

Doesn't make fun of me, just hugs and lets me cry and ramble about how fucking beautiful their romance was.

UUGGH I'M STILL SAD

Watching a documentary called dogging tales, pretty cool Tbh

What's everyone else up too?

>>5123020

I thought your boyfriend was a dress for a minute there.

And that was a sentence I would have never guessed I would ever express in any format, ever.