MTFG: transwoman general

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>>5119001
what for?

>>5119003
accurates but it's still strange
do you people have the same length on each hand?

>>5119010
my left one is the female one

>>5119012
wait till you see what I can do with my feet!

>>5119024
but I love pseudoscience!

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i was gonna make a joanna newsom-themed thread but this works 2

divers is so good FUCK

also stop talking about digit ratios its all pseudoscience bullshit

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>>5119030
:3 ricky !

how are you qt?

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>>5119017
FtMs confirmed for not trutrans

>>5119033
i can delete this and we can start over sis u wan me to?

>>5118967
>this image of a cute red head anime character will forever be associated with a chaser

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oh god I have 2 horrible high heal blisters
It was funny though because these black women were walking behind me and were talking about my ass and said "damn look how that white girl can walk"

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nth for tfw

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also
i want this coat but its $1500
pls donate to my coat fund everyone thanks

>>5119038
no no idc lol

>>5119044
Sorry, I can't help but envision her bobs being at her elbows in that pic, lol.

thread reminder that shannon should just deal with being a hon

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>>5119036
Doin' good Kit!
How's you?

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I really need a new drivers license photo because I don't look like my old pic one bit

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>>5119044
>that coat
>$1500
ufufu get some taste pls

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>>5119039
What do you have against emo?

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>>5119044
oh
welp
i wanna buy this or something like it
fuck
when we're rich we can buy tons of coats

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>>5119052
jormo pls u dont know anything about anything

>>5119047
idgi

>>5119051
Heya Kayla, person from /b/ here

How long before you were able to use a public women's restroom?

How did your family respond to your change?

>>5119050
I'm ok im real tired rn. I think I'm going to go to sleep shortly. I'm so glad that everything is good with you though !

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ok, so I texted this dude and told him that I was too nervous and I couldn't go out with him and he was really sweet and made me feel a lot better so now I'm gonna go. Here's my makeup but wtf am I supposed to do with my hair? I have one side of it up in a giant 90s barette right now, I don't know how tf to make this look ok

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Me and those two dudes have a quarter oz do smoke. What do? I found out that lewd is not an option.

>>5119043
>suspicious looking
Idk, you aren't suspicious looking. Terrible as it is, American airports racial profile, you're only suspicious if you're brown. Also, I'd hate my job too if I had to work at one.

>>5119044
Old lady coat tbh

>>5119058
family mostly hates me and I haven't used the ladies room yet, I am really good at not drinking for a day before I go anywhere

btw read the op links and learn up on transition, you have a long road ahead young grasshopper

>>5119041
>>5119051
Kayla tell me about your first day fulltime and don't skip on the details.

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>I will never have an ass like that
>I will never be spanked
>I will never be a girl
>I will never get on HRT
>I will never escape being a pathetic agoraphobic shutin friendless NEET loser
>I will never have a bf
>I will never not be a mentally ill suicidal failure

wasn't cut out for this world, virtual reality when?

>>5119063
i think thats cute, butidk
i think you look fine, if u want you could do a side part and more sidewswept bangs?
idk

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>>5117926
IT'S NOT GORGEOUS THO.......
ugh lemme sleep in ur bed tbh

>>5117948
>>5117960
>>5117955
N-nu uh ;////;

>>5118897
ugh u make me want to
......
cmere tbh

>>5119042
:(

>>5119044
Just buy a curtain instead lol

>>5119054
GOOD TASTE ANON
too bad they only released one album
S A D G I R L S

How many transgenders did you beat up when you were in the closet?

Im still in the closet so I've beaten up anout twenty since I was a child. There's going to be more also

>>5119069
I'm sorry to hear that, I've already had a few incredibly awkward conversations with my mother and she said she'd still love me anyways, I just wish you had the same thing.

So when did you finally decide on the transition?

>>5119057
>More attractive and symmetrical (but not more masculine) face
th-there's still hope for me

>>5119065
Get out of there girl, if they find out you are a woman they will bash your skull in and use it as an ashtray.

Abort mission!

>>5119070
It was magical, that's all I can really say. Oh and first time using a purse and was liek omg why didn't I have one of these before

>>5119063
you look gorgeous

>>5119071
I want an ass like that, right the fuck now.

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There are enough women in the world, we don't need "more".
Stay a man and congratulations on being used as a puppet to kill the western civilization.

>>5119084
Having a big butt is annoying tbh

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>>5119061
Boy oh boy! That's one hell of an insult!
Romans are subpar and cultural copycats. My feet are perfectly Greek nigga!

Show me your charts or I won't believe you! >:^(

>>5119062
Oh okie, sleep tight, have a good rest yada yada!

>>5119078
>So when did you finally decide on the transition?
January first this year after a failed suicide attempt, I had a Smith and Wesson Revolver in my mouth and the bullet jammed because it was all corroded. After that I bought hormones online.

>>5119076
>everyone here is passing
lol anon, less then half the people here truly pass irl. You aren't alone.

>>5119063
You look cute, don't worry so much.

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Did we have a "back to the future" themed /mtfg/ ?
I hope we didn't cause I want to ask you girls this question :
If you could go back in time and by going back in time I mean
-going back in the body you have and in the life you had back in time
-while keeping your current knowledge

Or
Go forward in time , again , with the same "rules" as the first one ..

Wich one would you chose and what would you do once you're in the future / in the past ?

>>5119077
I beat up one trans girl when I was in the closet and called her a freak. I'm not sorry at all though.

How do I into butt pics? I just stared at mine through a camera for a while but didn't take any pictures.
I don't know what I would do with them. Too many of my friends would interpret sharing as flirting but I just want to have nice pictures of my butt on hand. Just in case you know?

>>5119102
Go back for sure and stop male puberty from happening.

>>5119082
Any pictures and did you pass? :o

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>>5119085
>trannies are worse for the west than fractional reserve fiat banking and inverted totalitarianism

>>5119102
go back and transition immediately

>>5118857
>>5119005
I traveled internationally with my passport from pre-transition, and it was probably the worst experience I've had yet, I never want to travel again, and definitely not without a new passport.

>presenting and pass as a girl
>have to show my passport and stuff to a black security guy
>after seeing my passport he starts smirking all amused and was kinda friendly asking me how I was and stuff
that sorta flattered me, he didn't know at all that I was trans until he saw my passport and that was probably the only time where I wasn't embarrassed while having to disclose my genitalia.

I didn't really have any issues until I was going through customs returning, where this bitch selected me for additional screening because I was trans, so they went through all my bags and shit and that really stressed me out, ruined my day and put me in a bad place psychologically for the following weeks.
I would have definitely just went boymode to avoid all the anxiety, but there's no way that would have happened unless I cut my hair.

>>5119102
I would go back in time and cut my balls off and tell my mommy I wanted to be a girl. I would shout it so loud they would have to give me estrogen

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>>5119030
>left one is the female one
Same tbh, I got one girl hand and one boy hand. ._.

>>5119067
>you're only suspicious if you're brown
but everyone working there was actually black

>>5119113
hmm i have egyptian feet
to be expected tbh

>>5119074
I am getting my hair done soon and I may ask my stylist to put a bit of curl in it because you are just stunning and idk what to do about my gross hair

i'm going to bed now and i'm kinda sad and it's really cold tbh soooo...

>>5119099
>>5119083
>>5119072
ok thanks fam <3

>>5119111
Yeah I passed, everyone I talked to called me miss and mam and some even called me pretty. I didn't take many pics, posted one earlier in this thread driving.

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>>5119094
Holy crap, I don't even know what to say to that other than I'm extremely happy that the gun didn't go off

I hope I'm not breaking a thread rule or anything, but do you see pass-potential in me?

I don't have the stupid really short gel'd hair anymore, so that's always nice other than that I have extremely curly hair and have no idea how to style it

>>5119117
thats a manly hand for a post op

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>>5119120
So do I

>>5119128
its funny bc i'm actually egypitan

>>5119131
i don't think your hands magically change after they cut off your balls

>>5119132
oh yeah?
how interesting

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>>5119117
Let's start a club.
We could call it "The Hand Ratio Sisters"
The H.R.S in short.

Free handies to qt boys included in our premium package membership.

>>5119113
fug
oh nigga I'm done for

Guess I'm a turncoat now.

>>5119126
your brow bone and chin arn't that bad but you have a large nose like me so maybe rinoplasty is in your future
get on hrt though if you want to be the girl

>>5119140
Stop being a cunt.

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Any other trans girls from Pennsylvania here around the Pittsburgh area?

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>>5119126

You remind me of that chick with a big nose and big tits.

>>5119125
What did you wear on your first day out?

>>5119141
read that as
>perineum package

fuck i need to go to bed

>>5119160
Trip on oddish

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>>5119146
>honest opinions in my mtfg?
>REEEEEEEEEEE

>>5119171
Is that you Jupiter? You pass besides the dick.

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>be passing in LA
>had date scheduled with qt person
>messages me morning of to cancel because they didnt take the 10 seconds to read it in my profile
reee..

>>5119160
No you're just a cunt, with a sad life that for some reason requires you to put down others, possibly to make yourself feel big, or maybe you just like the attention: either way I'm not responding again.
>>5119172
Honest is fine, cruelly worded is not.

>>5119178
yeah thats a pic of me

>>5119096
its not like getting on HRT would do anything to help me

still need to spend god knows much money getting my eye brows waxed, getting laser, dealing with all of my body hair somehow

then I need to deal with my voice, lmao

fucked no matter what

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>>5119071
>I will never escape being a pathetic agoraphobic shutin friendless NEET loser
having a job doesn't change anything really.

>>5119144
Yeah, definitely got my mom's nose in the gene pool, but I'm glad I got her hair and not my dad's receding hair-line

>>5119148
I wish I understood that

>>5119156
Big nose with big tits, mite b cool

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>>5119163
yeah you sound thirsty af

>>5119171
boy oh boy
that turned me on more than it should

>>5119185
Hair and voice are super easy things to deal with if that's all there is to stop yo.

>>5119183
>cruel worded
I'm not gonna choose my words carefully just to please your feelings tbqh.

This hugbox is full of hugs not drugs.

Lmao my friend that I've been talking to all day just told me my voice sounded better earlier today and now I must be tired or something

>>5119190
Big tits are pretty cool.

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>tfw you realize transition is just another form of escapism and doesn't help
>tfw still dysphoric over body
reeee...

>>5119187
I know

I just want someone to live for, you know? A companion of sorts. A boyfriend mostly, but I'll settle for less.

>>5119195
Nothing is stopping me besides waiting lists right now. I dont agree about hair though. Every square inch of my body has some sort of dark hair on it. I think unless I see a professional waxxer bi weekly I'll never be hairless. And that shit is expensive as fuck

>>5119216
If it's dark and thick then it's a perfect candidate for laser.

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>>5119067
>>5119074
oh yeah i forgot mtfg doesnt know anything about fashion lols my bad

lemme just look up some over-the-knee socks and frilly schoolgirl outfit pics for yall

>>5119191
haha u pc bro?? xD
upvoted!!

>>5119216
You can electrolysis all that off and that shit is permanent.

>>5119192

I just noticed the nipples in that gif have been censored. That's weird.

>>5119195
Help me with my voice :( I'm trying and trying and trying and I'm still at the very beginning. It's probably the one thing that drags me down the very most cause I could almost pass if not for that.

>>5119224
I got that gif from a blue board.

>>5119224
To prevent banning, /lgbt/ janitors are pretty strict about that sort of thing

>>5119221
i know a lot about fashion, but the coat still doesn't look very appealing, especially not for your style and age tbh

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>>5119044
i like it
but that's waaaaay too fucking expensive for me tbh

>>5119026
>▶booger are u okay
came here to ask that

>>5119192
lol
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>>5119221
be nice to the basic ass hoes sis

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everyone have fun and be safe i'm going to sleep gn

>>5119218
>>5119223
over my entire body? isnt that shit ridiculously expensive just like waxing is?

Regardless I'll probably just get some shitty epilator for most of my body then hair removal cream for the parts that are too fine to epilate.

Idk I've only tried shaving and that was awful

>>5119236
Sleep tight.

>>5119233
>tfw not riding dick rn

>>5119074
>N-nu uh
YA HUH
>>5119141
>free handies to qt boys
Fug, I'm down for that.
>>5119115
I'm sorry that happened to you, that's awful to have happen. That happens to cis people all the time though, I know of at least a few cis people who have had that happen to them. US border security is invasive.
>>5119118
Black is not the same as brown (arab)
If you're arab, you're likely to be selected for additional screening.
>>5119236
Goodnight kit! ^^
>>5119221
I'm sorry ufufu, I may not know much about fashion, but that looks like a very expensive poncho.

>>5119221
I consider myself a fashionista and tbh I wouldn't wear that coat. Didn't you say you didn't know a lot of fashion before?

>>5119233
kimber got the snip

>>5119191
>fun fact: every cell in your body including you're brain contains the male chromosome. sorry but you will never be female
yeah, not really.

http://www.nature.com/news/sex-redefined-1.16943
>What's more, new technologies in DNA sequencing and cell biology are revealing that almost everyone is, to varying degrees, a patchwork of genetically distinct cells, some with a sex that might not match that of the rest of their body. Some studies even suggest that the sex of each cell drives its behaviour, through a complicated network of molecular interactions.

>>5119237
Electrolysis over the whole body sounds like a terrible idea.
I did laser on full legs a couple times. Pain was easy, cost was a bit high but it's sparser and much easier to manage now.

>>5119233
What the hell is up with that second link? What's she doing with her mouth?

>>5119221

The important thing is you've managed to boost your own ego at the expense of others, so well done you.

>>5119226
>>5119229

Fair enough.

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>>5119233
>shemale porn
that's not my kind of thing tbh...

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>>5119230
it's acne studios who are basically expensive clothes for cool young people lol

>>5119231
ofc its too expensive i could never ever afford it
but if i could
i would buy it

>>5119233
>be nice to the basic ass hoes sis
they r testin me rn girl!!!!!!

>>5119242
considering urself a fashionista doesnt mean anything hth
>Didn't you say you didn't know a lot of fashion before?
no

>>5119246
i do sound bitter im kind of mad idk why

after going out and passing I feel like I don't need mtfg anymore
I don't feel like complaining anymore

>>5119251
Must have eaten something spicy

>>5119242
I could see how it's fashionable to New York, youd never see that coat in Cali though, even if Ponchoy Capet draped things are kinda in, that's too much

>>5119254
Actually you did, you said you didn't know a lot about fashion and wanted to learn.

If you want I can help you. :^)

>>5119126
Also wanted to ask because of my stupid-hair in this picture

Are there any hair-cuts that I could go for that are more gender-neutral/feminine?

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>>5119252
fight me

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>>5119254
yeah same it's nice tbh

but like
everything nice is expensive as fuck and that's bullshit
you know?

>>5119254
>they r testin me rn girl!!!!!!
now you need to say that sheen makes everything hard for herself and should just deal with being bald

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>>5119254
>it's acne studios

I thought that style of coat looked familiar. I could buy so much acne stuff if I wasn't a pauper.

>>5119254
just because a company does sell clothes for cool young people doesn't mean all their stuff is cool

also lots of companys which produce for older people can have some pretty cool clothes, you just have to find them

>>5119258
>I don't need mtfg anymore
You GO Kayla you GO girl!

Best thing you can do is leave this shithole full of transbian behind you.

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>>5119268
you fight me too

>>5119270

I don't want to, that's the point.

>>5119272
I wouldn't really call myself a passer, maybe it was just dumb luck or the fact I popped 4 lorazapam before I got out of my truck

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I'm also going to a transgender job fair

>>5119254
>go to web site
>completely boring basic fa looks you can get for $40 (plain turtle neck jeans and white trainers for a grand?) , 1-2 interesting things at a grand each

Yah that's just a luxury brand, luxury =\= in style

>>5119221
why are you in such a bad mood today? you are bullying everyone

>>5119254
oh ye but btw if you didn't know of it theoutnet is a pretty good site to get designer stuff at a discount, though it's usually not current season stuff

>>5119281
>you fight me too
Girl I don't wanna fuck up my manicure, i'll help you get your style on point if you want though.

>>5119242
>>5119230
lol
>>5119240
iktf
>>5119251
idk it does look a lil gross
i like these more
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>>5119254
yah but
what can u expect from them
they basic
i bet most of of them own multiple pairs of uggs
also we haven't talked about H&M XBALMAIN TELL ME UR THOUGHTS BBY

>>5119283
>I wouldn't really call myself a passer
I guess you wouldn't stop being wrong just because you go out in girl mode.

>>5119289
Oh is that in SoCal?
I saw that flier at the hospital, already have a job but debating going there just to people watch tbh

>>5119293
I'm a tripfag now! :3

>>5119233
>>5119295
>watching trans porn
fetishist please go

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>tfw you can't wait to get top surgery and transition to being a boy

>>5119299
your out here? who are you

>>5119290
>luxury =/= style
Fucking this. Some of the most tasteless shit that I've ever seen costs a bloody fortune.

>>5119301
There used to be a tripfag called fashionista. You might want to change if you're not the same slut.

>>5119256
>>5119253
>bodies that resemble mine
i dont like it that much tbh but w/e its more "relateable"
>>5119303
i only look at the porn on /gif/
i dont watch pornos

>>5119304
maybe you should
you will never get ffs and srs because you ironically dont have the balls to stand up to your girlfriend

>>5119304
It's just a shame that bottom surgery for ftms isn't as good as it is for mtfs.

>tfw you have to be a bonus hole boy for life

>>5119307
Fuck that hoe, I'm the REAL deal tbh.

>>5119305
I don't think you'd know me from irl, I don't really do any of the groups or activities that much at all, been transitioning DIY for the past two and a half years and stealth, just recently started getting insurance and etc

>>5119307
ayy lmao, I thought that slut came back for a sec
>>5119044
w2c?

>>5119304
you make me want to diddle you

>ftw crying in the arms of gf
>tfw she pets me and calms me down
she's amazing

>>5119313
>bonus hole boy
Fucking kek

>>5119321
crying why?

>>5119327
just childhood stuff

>>5119304
Stop being so weird mom.

>>5119330
like what?

>>5119321
idktf.
also why crying?

>>5119330
what kind of "just childhood stuff" because when i say that i either mean sexual abuse or my high school friend who killed himself

>>5119338
just look through the archive told about my childhood already

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Who here /drinking/ tonight?
I got me a bottle of sake

>>5119344
>look through the three million posts lily has made

>>5119343
the former and some physical abuse
>>5119339
see above

>>5119346
Gin.

>>5119350
well that's really sad and i'm glad you have someone to hold you

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>>5119282
ill fight u anyway

>>5119291
i dont know
im really kind of angry for some reason, which is weird, because ive only been sad lately, so feeling angry is strange

>>5119295
well -- im not a huge balmain fan so a lot of it is take-it-or-leave-it to me. but i do really like this dress (in both colors) and one of the embroidered blazers annnddd looking at the collection again i like the black on black balmain logo tee. and some of the jewelry.

>>5119319
opening ceremony

>>5119293
somehow i doubt u have good taste

>>5119346
i basically quit drinking, 2 many calories

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>>5119346
I wish I lived alone so I could drink
>tfw no midori

>>5119346
it's looking like cheap boxed wine night

>>5119350
oh you mean how your mom paid some guy to rape you

>>5119346
FOURLOKO

>>5119317
I don't group stuff either but fuck it, I can't isolate myself forever

>>5119346
I will be, just some good ol' vodka for me.

>>5119360
Move in with me. We can drink and talk about boys whenever we want.

>>5119365
so when are you going to go to a salon to get your everything done and get a weave and buy some clothes irl?

>>5119365
Yeah I'm considering it but last time I went to a group thing it was awkward as fuck because it was halfway full of 45-50+ hons who kept glaring at me

>>5119360
You not legal yet? ;~;

>>5119357
>2 many calories
I'm cheating today ;~;

>>5119365
What flavor?

>>5119361
Cheap wine is god tier for getting shittered tbh

>>5119360
germy, go to canirunit site and tell me what score do you get with battlefield 4

>>5119354
90% of the time I don't mind it much we just started talking about our childhood the direct comparison between a normal childhood and mine got me good

>>5119357
oh i love balmain tbh, so idk but yeah that dress was one of my favorite pieces
for some reason, i feel like alot of the pieces would look good on me despite my terrible body, idk why

the tee was passe at best to me, but i dont like t-shirts very much so

>>5119387
childhood is just kind of the worst in general

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>Kayla is finally prgoressing and passing irl and might leave here forever
>My life has only gotten worse with little to no hope for girl life
Please kill me. Please.

>>5119387
but I thought you had finished transition and were cis now

>>5119378
>tfw last time I drank it took me 4 bottles of champaign to get proper drunk
Being heavy-weight is suffering tbh.

>>5119128
There were very few blacks in Egypt then. Blacks are sub-Saharan.

>>5119392
shitty childhood isn't something trans exclusive
>>5119389
true but what happened happened and I can't really change it so I guess I gotta deal with it

>>5119393
>4 bottles of champagne
Howwww?
That's ridiculous, I get drunk in like 2oz of liquor

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>>5119258
>tfw pass fine but just come here because I'm lonely and have nobody to talk to

>>5119378
>What flavor?
Watermelon

>>5119376
I don't want a weave, I will wait. I told the girl at the pharmacy that I donated my hair to the cancer place that makes wigs for women on chemo and everyone said I was such a good person so I will use that lie till my hair grows out.

>>5119377
Id like being the least hon in a place like that
In the land of the blind the one man eye is king

>>5119410
>I get drunk in like 2oz of liquor
thanks for the tip ;^)

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>>5119372
W-where do you live?

>>5119378
No just parents ;~;

>>5119379
ok

>>5119391
If kayla can do it literally anyone can

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>>5119417
Biitch are u tryina seduce me?

>>5119411
Iktf...
Here's to socially isolated lyfe

>>5119378
Being a lightweight also helps reduce the calories involved.

>>5119389
Truth.
>>5119410
I don't know ;_; my alcohol tolerance is bipolar as fuck, sometimes I get smashed off a quarter bottle of straight alcohol, sometimes it takes more than one bottle. It might be my meds, I don't know.

>>5119425
>If kayla can do it literally anyone can
except sheen
she has to just deal with it

>>5119426
Fuck yeah, we can be alone... together! and drunk!
instead of being sad and alone.. without each other
I mean.... woo getting drunk!

>>5119425
Not Australia, thanks god.

>>5119346
Too many calories, need to be littler >.>

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>>5119426
tfw had a date scheduled for a week with a qt person but they cancelled last minute because they didn't even bother to read my tinder profile util the morning of

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>>5119437
Then how am I supposed to move in with you? Are you in NZ?

>>5119411
More or less why I came here too, in my mind /lgbt/ is the last stage before offing yourself, and there's absolutely no logical reason to be here.
Buuuut I'm in Europe, it's 3 am and I don't know where else to find americans still awake making the world seem not entirely dead.

>>5119450
I don't share a hemisphere with you, but I do have an empty room. [spoiler]or empty bed if you strike out on boys[/spoiler]

>>5119416
>watermelon
Yummy!
>>5119425
I live with my parents too :^)
Get drunk tbh
>>5119435
Some people might call it depressing to get drunk on alone and a friday, but I disagree. Lets be lonely and drink together!
>>5119440
Thaaat's really shitty. Dating sucks ;~;

>>5119430
What kind of meds would cause that kind of reaction?
>>5119428
Yup! I'm still going like 700cal over my limit though.

>>5119410
when i'm out, like on weekends i can drink lots and don't get drunk
when i'm at work one beer is enough and i have problems to concentrate properly, and i kinda get lewd thoughts

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Omg the bartender clocked me as soon as I opened my mouth and my date isn't here yet

>>5119458
>What kind of meds would cause that kind of reaction?
Quetiapine/Seroquel, one of its 10 million possible side-effects is to affect your alcohol tolerance.

tfw daddy buys you hanburger

>>5119471
so you didn't wear a dress?

>>5119471
Just pretend you're mute and write everything you want to say instead.

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>>5119346
We have a mini bar in this apartment so I'm making cocktails! Drinking a Mojito right now, also we have a bunch of Redds apple ale in the fridge.

>>5119357
>somehow i doubt u have good taste
Judging by the pictures you've posted I probably have better taste then you. I think your problem is you're trying to dress to avant garde and not casual comfortable like most women.

>>5119393
>champaign
I love pink champagne!

>>5119471
Just don't talk loud, talk in mouse voice. lol

>>5119468
I find any alcohol and any activity requiring focus is pretty much a guaranteed fail. I can't have a drop of alcohol in my system and actually write good code ;~;
>>5119473
>seroquel
I knew it fucked with alcohol tolerance, but I never knew quite that bad, that's nuts.

>>5119471
I have my fingers crossed for you

>>5119481
I'm wearing a dress, a lot of jewelry, and a full face of makeup and I'm carrying a clutch

>>5119481
>muh 50s logic
clothes don't magically make you a womyn you idiot

>>5119258
That's fine! Congrats by the way!

>>5119346
I might. I've had a really bad day and prolly need some vodka

That was me obviously

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>>5119488
But you're supposed to code with a slight buzz.

>>5119490
Post pics and voice clip. :D How do you know zi clocked you?

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>>5119486
>that pic
lmao ok no im good thanks

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>>5119346
la fin du monde tbqh

>tfw a few people stare at you as you walk past them on the walk there and back
>tfw some young kid just off the street car whipped around the instant i passed him

>>5119488
>I knew it fucked with alcohol tolerance, but I never knew quite that bad, that's nuts.
Well when I first started taking it, it made me really light-weight .
>>5119486
I like Brut or Pinot Noir most.

>>5119503
You're going to make it!

>>5119491
No but having a vagina does :^)

>>5119499
I overshoot Ballmer's Peak so fucking fast you don't even know fam

>>5119503
>la fin du monde
A-class taste tbh

>>5119509
kek totes

>>5119486
>not putting 1's scarf and 2's bag with 4's outfit

>>5119486
>dressing like a basic b.

>>5119491
No but they help you look more feminine which is why women wear them tbh.

>>5119502
That's just quick example of trendy fall fashion for women, but hey feel free to wear what ever you want. :p

>>5119505
Yeah pinot nori is good, I'm a light weight though and get drunk fast.

>>5119518
and why drag queens wear them

>>5119518
>No but they help you look more feminine which is why women wear them tbh.
exactly, that's why my ugly ass does not get misgendered ever

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heyy, wuts up myfg?

I'm back and all tipsy and tired from our first harvest on the harbor event thing
it was rlly fun with lots of neat food and alchohal and information about local farms and restaurants and I chatted a bit with this one girl from a generational farm about goats and cows and I wore my nicest dress and tights and shoes and stuff and like a few women complimented me on my dress and this one weird guy from a group complimented me on it like two different times and asked where I live and then my partner got between him and me

>>5119498
hey how did the date go

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>>5119525
Sounds like a nice time, goats are pretty cute tbh.

good night girls
just for the record I call bull on kayla going out in girlmode since she claimed the same thing 3 times already
all lies thus far
so if it turns out to be a lie, I called it
if it turns out to be the truth, congrats

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>>5119486
>I think your problem is you're trying to dress to avant garde and not casual comfortable like most women.
i get it now
your trip name is ironic
do u like my outfit?

>>5119525
I thought you passed, I guessed wrong

>>5119393
well champagne isn't for getting drunk, it's for bubblyness , if ya rlly wann get drunk go with something harder

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>>5119534

>>5119515
That's not really dressing basic though. lol
Basic would be like going out in lounge wear or just throwing anything on without layering or accessorizing.

>>5119522
>why drag queens wear them
Your point?

>>5119524
I mean I'm saying it helps you look more feminine not that you have to wear clothes like that to be a woman but yes it def helps.

>>5119537
fyi no one cares what you think

>>5119540
It's one of the strongest non-spirit alcohols though.

>>5119543
>That's not really dressing basic though
but you are.

>>5119542
That is adorable <3

>>5119542
that goat is pretty GOAT tbh

>>5119548
Have you tried bumwine?
bumwine.com :^)

>>5119350
;_;

>>5119538
nice fit

post butt

>>5119538
>all this hostility
Are you having a bad night?

I would change a few things and add some accessorizes tbh but hey w/e works.

>>5119551
Nice comeback. trip on

>>5119559
I think she's trying to troll you Kayla, just ignore her.

>>5119557
Couldn't even if I wanted to since it's not sold where I live.

>>5119567
>I think she's trying to troll you Kayla, just ignore her.
that's all lilly is, a lifeless lying little troll

>>5119557
that reminds me of the stuff i drank when i was 15-16

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>>5119508
sometimes i believe it and this is one of those times

>>5119509
it was an anon's suggestion, she's got better taste than i do tbqh

>>5119543
>Basic would be like going out in lounge wear or just throwing anything on without layering or accessorizing.

that's not what basic means at all, it's basically just liking whatever is trendy.

>"A basic bitch is just someone who likes what's typical to like. The radio puts stuff on the radio that they think is typical and you should like it, and that's something a basic bitch would like. She likes those normal brands and wears them all the time because that's some basic shit." ~ Kreay kreay

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>>5119584
>she's got better taste than i do tbqh
I actually told elanna to have la fin du monde too but she already likes it.

>>5119534
goats are awesome, I wanna raise nigerian dwarf goats cus they're like the smallest and their milk has the highest fat content of goat milks, though if I could rlly do anything I'd wanna try to raise more exotic stuff too like american mountain goats along withstuff like moose and vicuna and bactrian camels

>>5119539
yeah I'm like super unphotogenic but like I pass well enough irl that everyone treats me like a girl and stuff so I'm pretty ok with stuff

>>5119548
well yeah by harder I meant spirits

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>>5119599
>>5119534
Goats, eh?

>>5119588
It has different meanings to different people though. Most people don't use the word that way either. Just saying.

how to talk to cute boy on bus

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>>5119346
get me DRUNK ugh

>>5119123
oohh curly hair sucks tbh I wish mine was str8 ;~;
I wish I was str8 life would be much easier fj;kdlas

>>5119241
NU UH

>>5119612
Talk about space colonization w/ him

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>>5119577
>tfw thinking of the stuff I drank at 15-16
>>5119588
I like being basic, makes me stick out less than I already do.
>>5119584
Well that anon still has good taste, and likes some damn strong beer.
>>5119594
See above, you have good taste ^^ My old boyfriend was a baker and chef, he got me hooked on nice beers. I actually like Blanche de Chambly a little bit more.

I have to go to a Halloween party with my gfs autistic friends ;-;

1. It's not Halloween and it ruined my plans
2. She told one friend once I was mtf in a round about way ( she used she once in conversation )
3. I have umaruchan costume, I can't wear it, it has to be pirate themed, gf looked like I did something really bad when I said I'd dress how I wanted, and so Im just saying fuck it and wearing regular clothes
4. I don't know if I should even go out with visible boobies or girls clothes around people who might not know what's up

>>5119618
>makes me stick out less than I already do
YUP, gotta be a basic bitch to blend in.
sad truth ;~;

>>5119612
just say
>hi

>>5119588
http://www.glamourmagazine.co.uk/news/features/2015/06/10/signs-you-are-a-basic-bitch

>>5119612
>h-hi, c-can i sit with you? i-im scared of busses.... ;~;

>>5119616
>hey boy wanna colonize my mouth with your cock?

>>5119625
go as a pirate girl

>>5119612
>talking to people on bus
people on bus don't want to talk, they want to go from point A to point B.

That is unless you smile at him and he catches it and he smiles back in an inviting way

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>>5119612
"Hello fellow penis owner!"

>>5119599
>goats are awesome, I wanna raise nigerian dwarf goats
You have 10/10 taste in animals.
>spirits
I generally do, but when people come over I get champagne since most people don't drink spirits straight like I do.
>>5119608
I don't know what that is, but I'm guessing it's lewd.

>>5119634
They gave us 18 hours notice >.>

nvm he's gone

>>5119635
I am always down to talk to non-homeless people on a bus.

>>5119640
What if it turns out he's a trans dude?

>>5119640
USING THIS

>>5119594
that's clearly because elanna has better taste than me too

>>5119618
so do i, weak beer is for weaklings :^)

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>>5119616
O-oh pookie you should share some sake with me .////.

>NU UH
YA HUH. Ur a qt and I don't want to have to bully you to prove otherwise o///o

>>5119655
she lives in portland, so that's possible

>>5119612
>talking to people on the bus

This is not proper British or Swedish etiquette.

gdi he was fucking hot too

>>5119666
this is amerifatland, satan

>>5119616
>NU UH
I missed it, repost

>>5119618
>tfw living in places where being mildly fashionable is fine

>>5119663
Fin du monde is still pretty much roll under the table at the first sip beer tbh

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>>5119644
you could pull something together surely
wear a vest from the thrift shop with your tits hanging out of a blouse, a bandana, short shorts and mens boots with the shoelaces tied short so the tongue and sides flaps around

http://strawpoll.me/5815297

>>5119643
well you can also like set out stuff for people to make their own mixes or even do drinks themed to the party like my partner and I have made these luau drinks with like pineapple and mango and different rums all mixed up in a young coconut with the soft flesh and drunk through a metal straw to scrap up all the fruity-meaty alcohol-soaked bits

>>5119644
pirate isn't rlly that hard, striped shirt, eye patch, hook/parrot, maybe some rum or a bag'o booty

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lol men are stupid

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>>5119572
That's sad tbh.

>>5119588
>that's not what basic means at all, it's basically just liking whatever is trendy
Not really, if that were true then most women who are well known for their fashion are basic bitches by your logic. I mean I do agree that wearing basic brand names that most lazy people wear would be basic but the clothes that I showed as an example weren't normal brand name clothes and are anything but basic tbh.

Also like this >>5119609 anon said it was different meanings for different people so it's how ever your translate it.

>>5119630
Lol that's pretty funny.

>>5119663
>weak beer is for weaklings
Like pbr? lol

>>5119688
I've never seen people mixing their own drinks go well, at least not my friends and sister, since they don't generally drink spirits+mixers they don't know their limits at all and I end up having to clean up puke. Also I don't really do parties, just get-togethers.

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>>5119692
>pbr
fuck outta here with that shit

>>5119679
>tfw u finish one half an hour after getting home

>>5119690

Did he died?

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>>5119663
>tfw went to a beer tasting for a keg of really strong belgian ale
>tfw didn't know that it was 15% ABV
>tfw downed a whole pint pretty quickly because it was delicious
I'm too weak for strong beer tbh ;~;
>>5119679
>roll under table at the first sip
How? The first 10 sips are like all head :^)
>>5119687
FUCK SALADS

>>5119705
>FUCK SALADS
this, you dont make friends with salad

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>>5119687
>look up alfredo since i've never had it
>literally just pasta tossed with butter and cheese

I still voted for it because pasta is better than salad.

>>5119705
la fin du monde doesn't have that much head, pour it more carefully

>>5119690
Fuck a duck that looks painful.
>>5119705
Salads can be good though, with a runny poached egg and some nice dressing.

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>>5119699
no but lets just say he can't math so good anymore

>>5119562
u missed it when i posted it some days ago
pay better attention u silly
>>5119567
bad night? no, not at all.
oh okay, well thanks for your advice!!!

>>5119690
LIKE A LIGHT

>>5119690
mental note, slingshots are just fine for the post apocalype

>>5119712
I always pour my beer carefully. I still get like half a pint of head every time. That triple fermentation is no joke.
>>5119714
Mmmm but then they lose the healthy factor and I wonder why I'm eating a salad and not just eating poached eggs and dressing ;~;

>>5119690
Is... is that the rock wedged into his head at the end there? Or does the wound just look like that?

>>5119692
Cute, I love leather jackets.

>>5119727
>Mmmm but then they lose the healthy factor and I wonder why I'm eating a salad and not just eating poached eggs and dressing ;~;
Nah, poached eggs are good for you and you don't need to have a creamy/sugary dressing for it to be good, a balsamic base works just fine.

>>5119729
it's just the wound

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>>5119698
WHO /ShitPostPRO/ HERE

>>5119740
Is that trashy?

>>5119740
look its trashy back from the dead

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>>5119727
why not just drink it straight from the bottle?

>>5119740
himouto cloak
i need it

>>5119720
np :p

>>5119698
I don't really drink beer that often tbh.

>>5119732
Yeah I have a few moto jackets and one with a detachable hood. It's an LA thing.

>>5119750
>>5119751
no im ghost le epin shitposter

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>>5119740
>hammers hood thing

W-Where from?

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>>5119753
>drinking straight from the bottle
bexu whyy ;~;

>>5119740
>tfw ordered an umaru hood for halloween
>tfw it should have arrived already
>tfw worried that I just wasted my money on HK stuff that won't get here in time

>>5119735
Don't tempt me with delivious poached eggs I've already screwed up my diet today ;~;

>>5119762
Level 99 shitposting
Got them skil l emotes too go with it

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>terrible fashion discussion ITT
RICK OWENS RAF SIMONS

>>5119764
They really are good for you though, if you only eat one and forgo carbs, even the dietician I saw once recommended them.

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>>5119764
b-but it's more efficient this way!

>>5119768
>tfw too poor for RO