mtfg the truth hurts edition

>tfw no anyone

the poll was biased and full of voter fraud tbh
recount when??

http://strawpoll.me/5762138

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is there any reason to ever wear thigh high socks ouside of agp reasons?

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o-oh i was going to post this in the last thread but ok

>meet up wit da boy and hug lots, go get coffee and chill in comfy couches together
>go on a nice stroll all over, hold hands tons, kiss here and there
>go get dinner and just happy talkin bout stuff the whole time while he tells me i'm beautiful etc
>i just blush tons and then he grabs my leg under the table and massages it lots all qt and happily
>holds my hand from across the table
>"i really like you yknow edie. just so you know......."
>he looks down kind of shyly and i tell him i really like him too and grab his other hand
>he gets blushy
>go walk around more, go to chill hangout since it's gettin cold and cuddle lots
>"are you sure you don't want to get something else? i could get you something to eat later"
>n-no it's ok
>kiss him on the cheek and then nose
>later walking around since it's time for him to leave and he pushes me up against the wall
>makes out with me deep and hard, tell him i'm getting my red lipstick all over him
>"...i really don't fucking care..."
>o-oh
>tfw slightly turned on by this as he's aggressively kissing me holding my hands back
>later kiss/cuddle lots more, it's gettin chilly so i hide inside of his coat
>wrap my arms around him and bury myself in warmness
>finally feel comfortable enough to just wrap my arms around him and kiss him happily whenever
>plan our date next week to go to the zoo and do a million fun things

i miss him ;_; apparently there's some cheesesteak festival next week??? which kind of seems bomb af lol. i really missed having a bf and stuff idk. how are you doing mtfg? how are you feeling? i'm in such a good mood now even tho it's cold af etc

>>5089978
>no link to the old bread
You suck at this anon

>>5090012
memeing on mtfg

>>5090012
Can I cum in your butt?

>>5090013
>apparently there's some cheesesteak festival next week???
EAT YOUR BODYWEIGHT IN CHEESESTEAK

>>5090017
kiwi n-no

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>>5090012
why does it look like you are always sucking on a warheads?

>>5090020
>not wanting to make Sheen happy

What type of friend are you tbh?

>>5090021
I have shitty, thin lips and I hate my life

>>5090012
AGP wear pantyhose and stockings with stilettos. Thigh highs are part of alt fashion, but also part of Asian and geek fashion too.

>>5090026
are you sure you are not just pursing your lips really hard? I used to do that when I took pics out of nervousness.

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>>5090013
o damn now i want a cheesesteak
its been so long

>>5090034
i came on your picture i didnt cum that much but it was a really good orgasm. thank you for making me feel good kayla.

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>>5090012
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-8CRERCoC10


Also I hate tights, but that is mostly because i live in SoCal and it is too fucking warm to even think about wearing that shit.


Whelp I am going to go cry about being alone again.

>>5090013
I was doing fine but now I'm lonely.

Seriously though I'm happy it's working out for you.

seriously seriously a little lonely ;_;

>>5090039
thats so creepy...

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>>5090039
Wait what?
why?

>you will never walk down the street and see madison attempting to pass
>You will never grab him and make him come to your place
>You will never rape madison and cut his arteries out
>You will never pour salt and lemon juice inside her wounds while fucking wound
>you will never cum on his face and tie her up with concrete bricks and throw him into the ocean
>you will never drive off into the sunset and go home and watch gundam proud of yourself

>>5090065
Well then ._. You're mean.

>>5090012
When it's too warm to wear tights, esp. with mid length skirts and dresses.

>>5090013
>cheesesteak festival
This sounds like both a great and an absolutely terrible idea.

Date sounds good tbh. I'm apparently on a deep existential quest and we just narrowly avoided first snows today.

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>>5090039
that feel when you look like a cave troll

>>5090043
i was just thinking her for posting a pic she didnt have to. it made my dick feel good

>>5090057
idk i dont cum as much as i used to but its about the orgasm neway and it was good i was imagining fucking you and while i am fucking you i was kissing and sucking all over those titties sorry to be weird

>>5090019
>>5090036

i have never even had a cheesesteak?? he was so shocked like 'WE ARE GETTING THE BEST CHEESESTEAK IN PHILLY NOW OK WTF' lmao
is cheesesteak tasty??

>>5090042

;-; i'm sorry
i'm sure you could find a bae if you wantedd. i haven't really had one for like the last year, just lots of boys to spend time with. a bae is much nicer feeling.

>>5090071

i feel like i might vomit if i try to eat too much cheese? idek what it is really. also ye it was fun! i just miss him now. also wait where do you live?

>>5090057
>replying to yourself

>>5090077
i dont look like that but okay

>>5090077
shannon is that u

>>5090082
Montreal

>>5090084
misquote because I havent slept in 27 hours

>you will never walk down the street and see Kayla attempting to pass
>You will never grab him and make him come to your place
>You will never rape Kayla and cut his arteries out
>You will never pour salt and lemon juice inside her wounds while fucking wound
>you will never cum on his face and tie her up with concrete bricks and throw him into the ocean
>you will never drive off into the sunset and go home and watch gundam proud of yourself

>>5090090
that awkward moment when you change pronouns during your post.

>up

>>5090085
yes, both pictures

>>5090065
>>5090090
>gundam
anna you need to stop with this copypasta. it's creepy and you mix up pronouns halfway through.

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fuck you passers you should be fucking pummeled

tbqh

>>5090088
i dont understand i am sleep deprived constantly and i still do not look like a cave troll what are you meaning with your statement. and if that is you in your picture you do not look like a cave troll of any kind

>>5090077
are you cosplaying as a molerat?

>>5090096
Slow down there Sabin

>>5090096
i luv u 2

>>5090082
Dating feels too complicated. It'd be nice to date a boy instead of queer women but I'm not really sure I want a straight boy and could deal with ignoring my gt for an entire relationship. Maybe a bi boy but how the hell do I find those?
Instead I do nothing. Quality problem solving.

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I changed my brows again r8 pls
I think I need to fill in the ends if I actually go outside

>>5089986
650 tbh

>>5090013
This so sweet but omfg
this >>5090042
TRIGGERED

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>>5090021
My mouth is watering just from looking at that picture
>>5089854
>>5089855
Oh gosh, it's like all my futa hentai x.x
>>5089856
Why aren't you out yet!?
>>5089869
Well, I did sometimes play girls in Theatre back when I presented as a boy in hs >.<
>>5089874
3 are within 4 years of me, while the oldest is nearly 10 years older.

>>5090096
i can't be a hon if i'm still boymode :^)

>You will never knock kayla down and tear her clothes up and start facefucking her
>You will never grab her big ass udders and squeeze them until milk come sout
>You will never cum all over her udders
>You will never finger kayla's butthole using your cum and her milk as lube

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>>5090095

Watching Rick & Morty with the bros wishing I had a bf ;-;

>>5090107
Looks good but I'd probably go a little thicker at the start.

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Has anyone seen this movie?

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Any suggestions? I start HRT next week

>Yes, I'm definitely a chaser. As someone with a sadistic streak, trannies are perfect for abuse -- they're failed males seeking validation by growing titties and wearing makeup.
wow rude but hot tbh

>>5090086

oooh ok ok ok
i kind of miss the snow here. doesn't it snow there tons tho?

>>5090105

dating is super scary especially if you're closed off like i am, but i'm trying to break those barriers i put up back down. straight boys will still touch ur gt sometimes, it depends. some guys are comfortable with it and some aren't. which helps if you don't like your gt touched, but if you do like it touched and played with etc it's harder to find good guys who are into it.

>>5090107

;_; sorry i'm just happy and i really really like him

>>5090127
You just stole that pic from the rate thread on soc

>>5090133
>caught anon in the act

doog boj anon!

>>5090124
Yes. Was ok. Preferred The Fish Child by the same director.

>>5090117
haha

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>>5090127
>I start HRT next week
ree

>>5090132
Kinda, but not like, in mid october (or before december really)

>>5090132
Dating is super scary for so many reasons. Dating within queer women circles I never had to worry about safety or anything like that.

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>>5090127
nice nose hon

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>>5090119
Yeah maybe, I'll play w/ it later and see what looks best

>>5090132
Don't be sorry !! I'm glad you two are happy. Sounds like a keeper so far

>>5090153
But then you have to date queer women

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>>5090124
I watched this before, made me feel bad for not coming out when I was younger, everything makes me feel bad for not coming out when I was little.

>>5089978
Quick question for US trans people (if we can narrow it down to midwest that be extra helpful but not important). After starting therapy (assuming you took that route, like I did) how long after was it that you went in for tests and then subsequently getting on hormones? I'm still a little undecided on whether or not I actually want (or need) to transition but I'm hoping to get that settled soon. But, once I do figure that out and if I do decide to, I'd like to get it underway as soon as possible.
Really just asking for the sake of easing some stress, don't feel like getting hit by a freight train and find out I'll have to wait how many years like the poor fucks in Europe. Hoping to maybe start, if I go down that road, by July next year but I don't know how the system really works.

Here's some extra info if it helps answer my question:
>been in therapy since July
>Have had 4 sessions and am signed up for another 4
>Therapy is through my state's main campus Uni
>the center I go through also provides services for blood tests (and maybe hormones but I'm not clear on that)

>>5090157
I've had some good times dating queer women. Time for a change though tbh

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>>5090167
I got hrt the same day at the place I went to.
Is gate keeping even still a thing?

oh yea

>go to party last night
>100% new people for me, with the exception of the host
>find quiet nice person
>talk about music
>some 6' obese hulking cis lesbian dudebro with a pink mohawk and a snapback and juggalo clothes flops down next to us
>won't fucking stop talking about herself
>I leave
>come back, her mouth hasn't stopped moving for at least two hours
>other quiet person seems slightly autistic so probably didn't consider leaving the room

>>5090174
You're antisocial and don't realize you're no better than the juggalo.

>>5090174
Should have pulled the quiet person away with an excuse.

>>5090172
Well.. like I said I'm still undecided on whether or not I want to transition.. and I'm especially having trouble validating (or at the very least accepting) myself as trans... And, honestly I feel as that's a bit of malpractice to immediately give you hormones and if that happened to me I'd probably look elsewhere.

>>5090174
>went to a party last night
>did my Mohawk up nice
>sat down on couch next to a six foot tall gangling tranny with shaggy bleached hair
>his autism was affecting everyone in the room
>he finally got up and left after no one talked to him, frankly we were all grossed out

>>5090185
lol

>>5090183
Look, frankly if you're in your teens or early 20s and still don't know whether you're trans, you probably aren't. Puberty was so traumatic for many of us. If you don't want to kill yourself by now, thank god that you don't have to live through the hell of being a boy who thinks he's a girl.

>>5090174
Predatory behavior is to find someone alone by themselves and keep their undivided attention. The cis lesbian cock blocked you so now your perspective on the story is overall negative. This happens a lot when a beta gets cock blocked at a party or out at a bar.

>>5090191
this

>>5090191
Well this has been helpful...

>>5090181
yea didnt think of that until later after the party died down
we traded contact info tho, so they could invite me out to shows and stuff

>>5090185
>be 5'6"
>there wasn't a couch in the house, only a recliner and some dining chairs
>>shaggy bleached hair
>dyke's mohawk was down
you tried

>>5090177
>>5090192
this morning the host said everyone complained about the dyke, but okay

>>5090124
BASED movie, when the trans teen fuck that boy....hhhnnnnnnngggggg

>>5090191
>no one is ever confused about being trans
That's pretty terrible advice

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>>5090199
>5'6"

>>5090202
You're right nobody follows that here and why do you think we have so many hons to bully the passers.

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>>5090206
you are such a piece of trash

>>5090124
watched it a couple years ago. pretty good.

>>5090206
fucking stoner

>>5090211
I know n_n

The starting area in that minecraft server is so cute, does anyone actually play it?

>tfw old guy name is part of my username and can't change it

>>5090206
wow you are a worthless human being and you sound like a ghetto white rapper piece of shit

>>5090219
you can change it and I use to play... I can change right now if u like?

>>5090206
Oh man weed is so cool 420 blaze it everyday! I like to let everyone know I smoke weed all the time! Drugs are the best! XD

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>>5090211
>>5090216
>>5090220

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>>5090210
lmao if you really think the people who don't pass are the bullies around here

>>5090220
trip on
K I W I
I
W
I

>>5090206
>>5090218
Sup druggie.

Answer me this, why are there so many drugie mtfs around? Can you name at least five drugs you personally talked to on here? Are any of them remotely passable? I Doubt it because all of you don't pass so you need to get high and escape from how much of a freak you men are.

>>5090223
>can come*/*

sry am drunk rn

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>message my friend on steam
>sorry, this isn't him, i'm one of his friends
>we are hanging out and watching anime right now but i will tell him you poked him
>its another trans gorl

i want to meet people and do things and go to movies and get dinner and stuff with a cute guy but im like a twinky boy and not really girly at all yet and awkward as heck.

what do i do here friends?

>>5090206
In a few years you're going to look back on all this and question why you were such an idiot. Weed is cool but no one likes someone who makes it part of their identity.

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>>5090229
You should try it

>>5090231
suggest a threesome

>>5090223
How do you change it? Sure, if you feel like it I'm down to build some stuff.

>>5090231
show him ur tiny boobs

>>5090234
Most of the mtfs here are addicted to crack and lsd. Non of them pass either.

I'm on mobile and I'm about to dye my hair blue but it was LOVELY being here for 5 minutes.

After that I'm doing makeup and stuff so I'll be shitposting more before the night is over! Love you! Especially anon <3

>>5090242
Can't go an hour with out my crack. I wish real lsd was still easy to come by.

>>5090242
it's me, I'm the crackhead tranny and I suck dick for crack and estrogen
>>5090244
maybe if you weren't such a garbage human being people would like you more??

>>5090244
How about you dye it a normal color so you dont just look like a boy with bad hair in everyday life?

>>5090238
log onto account mojang com
click change
dere

>>5090244
NOOOO dye it brown like the qt Koreans!

>>5090229
I've only smoked weed, but a friend of mine says heroin is a very effective way to not be trans. she doesn't condone it though, and she's since kicked it.

>>5090242
you can't get addicted to lsd you fucking dipshit

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I just like booze

>>5090254
>you can't get addicted to lsd you fucking dipshit
It's pretty good mind control though

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>>5090242
>addicted
>to LSD

>>5090250
>not sucking dick for free

>>5090249
idk I heard you can buy lsd on the internet for about five dollars a tab.

>>5090254
then why does someone I know have over 300 tabs of that shit under their bed?

>>5090242
I love snorting lsd tbqimho

Mtfg sucks

>>5090269
Because it's fun, because psychological addiction can be a thing, and because it's probably lucrative

>>5090252
ayyy it works, thanks

>>5090262
idk the US gov tried that shit and all they accomplished was thousands and thousands of trauma victims

>>5090269
I guess they like it and maybe they have some shit in their life they don't want to deal with.
but physically, chemically, it's not addictive the way heroin or nicotine or alcohol is addictive.

my boypussy itches

tbqh

OMG I am so hungry and my dinner is still in the ooooven ;~;

>>5090269
I've only seen experimental lsd off of silkroad. But you really don't know what you're actually getting, a lot of fake lsd out there.

Who wouldn't want 300 tabs? Really you should go that person right now and get some, expand your mind.

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>>5090283
mines puffy and swollen, I need a cock in it so bad I can't breathe

eyebrows are hard

>>5090287
Kill yourself
Why do druggies think insanity equals mind expansion?

Anyone knows what's the normal dosage of finasteride for us transgirls?

The doctor who gave it to me said 1 mg a day is enough, is that correct? Because I've heard that like estrogen after 8 hours it gets metabolized completely.
Not that I can afford or want taking more of it, just curious.

>>5090282
If you make them into a person dependent on you and the drug you've pretty much done it. I've heard it's been done.
>>5090293
Kill yourself
Why do idiots actually believe that?
You really need to go read a book m80.

>>5090291
lewd

>>5090299
>mfw I read science and mechanical books
>The books you read are the ramblings of a pseudo schizophrenic

>>5090297
1mg is usually enough to halt male pattern baldness without significant chance of side effects.
Since transwomen don't care about the side effects and 5mg proscar pills are generally cheap both 2.5mg and 5mg a day are pretty common if you start finasteride after being out as trans.

>>5090291
let me give you my small transbian cock bby

>>5090305
Go read be here now by ram dass and come back to me.

>>5090308
ooooh nice.
I do have some thinning over the crown area and temples, I'm praying to God taking finasteride will restore my hair. I mean, it's not THAT obvious my hair has thinned to an outside observer, but I see it, and it's giving me dysphoria almost as bad as being trans.

>>5090303
holy fuck that looks delicious

>>5090323
tbh the biggest benefit would come in pill cost.
Often 5mg is covered by insurance when 1mg isn't. The former being for prostate cancer while the latter is for hair loss.

>>5090297
More like 4 hours.

It slumps down to average dude's levels after 5 hours.

>>5090308
finasteride is crappy because it blocks only one of two enzymes that make DHT
dutasteride blocks both enzymes

>>5090292
post brows

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>tfw friend isnt responding to texts and no calls are going through
p-pls be ok

>>5090348
IM WORKIN ON EM

Boop!
How's it going everyone ? ^-^

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are hormones supposed to make you happier in general?

i was out running just now and one of my favorite songs came on and i was kind of in the zone and i felt so happy i felt like crying.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nPvuNsRccVw

mtfg butthole hurts edition

>>5090350
Maybe they're having sexual intercourse and don't want to be disturbed.

>>5090358
Try massaging it.

>>5090351
BOB IT

now that im a transbian can someone be my trans gf please

i will pay by check

>>5090351
I SAID POST 'EM BROWS, GRILL!

I want to play something with someone on xbox live but I never ever did that before. How does it work? I want to use my girl voice to troll newbs.
Any suggestions on games to buy that would be fun and for a beginner?

>>5090365
goddammit

>>5090367
i FUCKING SAID im WORKING ON THEM FUCK

>>5090368
>playing games

>>5090368
Left for dead 2

>>5090368
>xbox live

>>5090351
B.O.B THEM BROWS!

>>5090356
not exactly.
it's more that our brain wants a female chemistry, but it's flooded with a male chemistry until we start hrt.
so after we start, it's usually going to improve a lot of things.
if it didn't, either you aren't trans, or being on T had you dissociating so hard that you couldn't readily experience other existing problems, and being on estrogen made your life "more real" so you finally can experience even the bad shit more fully.

>>5090375
bob my ass butthole into your face

>>5090368
If you want to troll get COD ... or any multiplayer games with a mic x3

>>5090370
JUST BOB IT

>>5090370
BOOBOO!
POST!
'EM!
BROSE!

>>5090368
post ur girl voice

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hey /cd/,

I tried different make ups

>>5090378
...
....
.....
I'm okay with this
.....
....
...

>>5090386
how long have you been off HRT? you look like a man now. also this thread is only for real trans women, not fetishist crossdressers btw

>>5090381
lick my butthole

>>5090383
lick my butthole

>>5090388
lick my butthole

>>5090392
I have been off hrt for a while now

>>5090394
Be quiet when autism speaks

>>5090372
I haven't in months and I need some kind of social interaction + voice training would be nice

>>5090373
what is that?

>>5090379
isn't cawadoody a meme? do people still play it?

>>5090392
oh! been off...

I am not sure how long it has been, not yet 6 months.

Never really kept track when I stopped; for the longest time I was skipping days and weeks

>>5090394
okie doke!
om nom nim nom

>>5090392
Says the hon

>>5090399
Everyone plays every COD. People still even play COD4

>>5090399
>talking on mic is social interaction

>>5090400
Why did you go off?

>>5090402
That's not a very nice thing to say anon. Let me refer you to >>5089325

>>5090392
>tfw lost fetishist cred by sticking with fulltime and legal ID changes

>>5090386
nice bleach : ' )

>>5090399
Well .. maybe not a lot of people but kiddos definitly do !

>>5090396
>I have been off hrt for a while now
then get the fuck out dude bro

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>>5090405
was not feelin' it yo

>>5090406
Nice pic of you hon

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I remembered I threw out the head set because I never used it
kill me

brows

>>5090412
so then you're not trans, aka not a part of this community anymore man

>>5090415
you really got me sir, well meme'd.

ill never be able to troll guys, I should just eat a bullet
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l0xsbHWZAVU

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>>5090420
aww man

>>5090437
why did you quit hrt?

>>5090440
because I felt it was not the right choice for me. T makes me feel happier

>>5090443
alison 2.0 tbh

>>5090443
>T makes me feel happier
I think you're fucking trolling.

>>5090443
it's fair enough, you know you better than us, but what attraction can this place possibly hold for you now? this isn't /cd/.

>>5090449
muff is a KNOWN TROLL after all.

>>5090451
/cd/ has never really been about crossdressing either tbh

>>5090445
literally this tbh

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>tfw your ex comes over because she's 'worried' about you
>tfw she doesn't care about your suicide attempt
>tfw she says she has a hard time dealing with the fact you were assaulted & in the hospital and blames you for it
>tfw all she talks about it is her new bf and how she's going to move in with him and go to college in his state
>tfw she says his dick is super nice and they're going to have sex in his hotel room this Friday
>tfw she's 16 and he's 25.......

Kill me

>>5090419
I agree

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>>5090453
and people used to think I was the troll
still it would be funny to one day be living full time and be post op and then say "jokes on all of you, im not really trans hahaha."

two questions

should I get indian food for dinner, bcuz I'm home alone tonight and would only cook for myself???

a friend wants to put his dick in me, and I've hooked up with him before but that was like six months ago
I'm on the fence
what do???

>>5090467
No, yes.
I have no justification for why you should do that, it's what I would do in those situations.

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>>5090451
this is /cd/

>>5090449
I think you are delusional

>>5090443
If you're still into boys when detransitioning I'm single

>>5090464
Look up the age of consent in your state and if she is below it report that shit.

>>5090465
I like muffs a lot. I bought her pizza once.


>>5090467
If you are not dating him or have no intention of dating him make him get you dinner at the very least.

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>>5090475
why didn't my trip work?

>>5090472
/cd/ you say

>>5090472
>I think you are delusional
and I think you are trolling, also this isn't seedy anymore sister

>>5090479
forget your trip and lets get our ears pierced Friday

>>5090475
>I bought her pizza once
better cuck next time

>>5090475
Oh she is, It'd be statutory rape
Don't really want to do that to her though idk

>>5090467
Get thai food instead.
And if he's cute let him stick it in u
ezpz

>>5090475
>report it
Fuck you you snitch bitch.
Let them handle their own fucking business.

>>5090486
I already told you, i am going to fucking Arizona on Friday and I am most likely getting my ears done tomorrow. Hell I might even get a 420 blaze it tattoo on my arm tomorrow to fuck up any chance of employment I ever have too.But really I am not getting a tattoo lol, but I am getting my ears done most likely. Sorry I can't go with you on Friday, but I am heavily considering moving out of this state and I know I can get a job in Scottsdale.

>>5090488
Well whatever cuck.

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Who /notvotingforarapist/ here?

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I look like a man and I can't stop crying

>>5090503
You are doing it tomorrow? delete my number then, sorry things didn't work out mel and I wish you the best

>>5090503
T-thanks ; __ ;

>>5090516
he already won tbh. everyone loves memes and he is a meme.

Wow watching the rebuilds for the first time. They're nice to look at, but wow wow wow are they shit and completely miss the point of eva. ;~;

>>5090527
THIS
Rebuild babies will never know the pain of watching the og ending........

>>5090527
>completely miss the point of eva. ;~;
I guess you missed the point of the rebuilds :^)

>>5090527
eye alison you watched the skin i live in?

>>5090527
fuck off back to gaygen tbqh

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>>5090525
T-The meme was too supreme to be deemed a bad dream?

>>5090520
What a cunt

>>5090520
wtf is wrong with you? You don't want to hang out with me other than Friday? Lol you are basically just using me to drive down to LA since you can't drive in traffic ...


that is fucked up lol.


I was going to give you a nug or a few tabs of gum too that I shouldn't have with me anymore.

>>5090522
well you will find someone who will make you happy I hope. I mean I can't really say for sure but you might.

>>5090479
>1444072772254.jpg
mtfg.jpg

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I'm making a pixie character for D&D and I can't think of a name. Does anyone have any ideas?

>>5090475
I could probably get him to buy me food

>>5090488
he's okay~~ he's mostly just really funny.
also there's no thai place nearby, otherwise I would

>>5090545
Caddy

>>5090533
yeah for sure. eva was all about questioning the meaning of life and why we do the things we do. like existentialism the anime. and the rebuilds are just like a story... with none of that.
end of eva is best eva hands down.

>>5090535
why are you justifying the rebuilds? please explain to me what i'm missing here?

>>5090536
not yet. just finished 2.

>>5090537
never!!! why are you offended that I post here?

>>5090542
I wasn't using you. I was going to fill your tank, pay for lunch, and we could have hung out. I wasn't feeling good last time we met because I have bowel issues and I said I was sorry I left early.

>>5090545
Potsee

>>5090552
[spoiler]They're supposed to miss the point to annoy nerds like you[/spoiler]

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>>5090545
Puck

>>5090519
i wish i knew that feel. i dont look like a grill or a guy so every mote i go out in i'm looked at like a freak ;-; everything was a mistake tbh.
>>5090539
yep. he has a chance at being the next head of burgers-r-us.

>tfw used to be good at vidyas until HRT
>KD ratio is fucked from 1.21 to 0.27

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>>5090545
tink

Lysia

mari

Kari

annabell

>>5090550
then do it.

>>5090553
Well like I said, I have other commitments on Friday, but I can meet up with you anytime next week besides Friday and the weekend and any time next week.

>>5090569
You've always been bad, the 1.21 was a fluke and the 0.27 is a return to the norm.

>>5090551
Yes! I'm gonna name her Caddy hehe. I've been calling her a pixie for awhile now anyway ^-^
>>5090563
The thought crossed my mind.
>>5090571
Tink is a nice name for a pixie.

>>5090576
hundreds of hours of gameplay would beg to differ

>>5090571
the clinic has walk ins on Thursdays but I didn't want you to wait long because I know last time it must have been boring and shitty and I am sorry. I had mom just bark in my ear and broke my lamp like 5 min ago and I have to get out of here. I wish things could have been different and we could have been better friends. Sorry but I can't entertain the idea of us meeting up anymore.

estrogen really does make you bad at vidya and I will not believe the people who are against this meme.
I can't even get myself to play vidya most days.

>>5090537
boggie is like the woman who sleeps with gay men

https://broadly.vice.com/en_us/article/the-gay-men-who-have-sex-with-women

except her lack of vagina makes her more attractive to gay men

>>5090591
Yeah this is ridiculous, I can't hit the broad side of a barn in game, I know I used to be better at this.

>>5090593
I like straight acting gay men though.
ones that treat me like i'm a girl.

>>5090593
they called him Buffalo Bill tho

M E L L Y I S A F A T A L C O H O L I C P I E C E O F P O O P

>>5090601
who says the guys in the articles won't treat you like a girl? one mentions about girls being more emotionally open and soft

>>5090605
>M E L L Y I S A F A T A L C O H O L I C P I E C E O F P O O P

>>5090591
at this point i can only fantasize about dicks and sexy gaygen bears all day and night which leaves me no time for vidya tbqh

>>5090604
what?

>>5090584
That's actually why I said that. You said she sounded like one so I threw it out there

>>5090617
gaygen called booger buffalo bill

>>5090614
trip on Alison

>>5090607
oh ok that sounds nice. I just don't like visibly gay guys tbqh. like flamers or limpwristfags. I don't see them as men tbqh...

>>5090589
Why can't we meet up? I mean you are moving to seattle, I will be visiting seattle a lot at the very least and maybe even live up there.

>>5090605
I have not had a drink in almost 10 days and I average about six drinks a month. Nice try, but tanks for playing. I am fat though but I am working on losing it.

>>5090614
>used to go easy on girls I played vidya with
>now I know why they got so frustrated when I said it was easy

>>5090593
>the-gay-men-who-have-sex-with-women
>what are bisexuals
>what is bisexual erasure

>>5090624
no seriously
nothing excites me anymore, just dicks and fantasizing about sticking my face into musky sweaty crotches and hairy chests

>>5090621
but why?

>>5090614
boogie that you?

Arent most mtfs into women?

>>5090634
I feel you so much. all I want to do is be some cute guys lewd slave.

>>5090634
>fantasizing about sticking my face into musky sweaty crotches and hairy chests
t-this tbqh

>>5090633
but the men identify as gay
the enjoy sex w men more, and are more turned on by the 'idea' of sex with a woman and because men can get boring

>>5090639
hi

>>5090635
The majority are into men.
But also the majority are into women.

>>5090625
>Why can't we meet up?
I feel kinda hurt. I wish our schedules didn't conflict but it seems like anything I plan with you falls apart.

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>>5090634
delete this

>>5090647
>2 sexes
>if you like guys youre agp
>if you like girls youre agp
the secret is to not like anyone

>>5090632
i am so bad at vidya i never played games online/multiplayer because i was scared that they would call me retarded all the time

this was before hrt tbh

>>5090172
SW here.

Yes and it is ridiculous.

Can't wait to move the f out of here

>>5090635
they didn't call me buffalo bill. one poster just posted
>dancing horses starts to play
and no one even replied to him and it's only because he hates fem fags
and no that's not me but I feel them

>>5090646
hi

>>5090653
trip on watashi

>>5090635
mtfs into women should have their faces splashed with acid and left to die in a desert tbqh

>>5090649
>pining after a girl one night
>flustered by men next night
you're going to make a great slut bexe

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hey does anyone here know how to get a bf plz?

im asking for a friend

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>>5090663
That's not very nice tbqh ;~;

>>5090662
lol no im a different trip

>>5090654
This just happened to me today. Two guys started cussing me out. "Who the fuck is this? Why the fuck are they on our team? They aren't even ...etc etc"

>>5090671
since when dickgirls can have babbies?

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>>5090668
i'm terrible i know

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>>5090671
>tfw no baby to lay on you

>>5090678
but it is very honest tbqh tbh

>>5090683
butt babies 2016

>>5090690
>wanting children

>>5090679
yeah that's why i am avoiding multiplayer games like plague

no dota/wow/left4dead 4 me

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>>5090692
>tfw passing a baby through your butt

>>5090683
allison is so tempramental she might as well have a vagina

>>5090696
>not wanting pregnancy

>>5090692
better start training my butt gape so the baby doesn't suffocate at my sphincter

>>5090684
i want to bully you tbqh

>>5090703
>wanting to go through 9 months of pure hell

hi i havent posted in like an hour whats going on now

>>5090700
>tfw asking your bf to cum inside you and give you his children ;~;

>>5090705
stretch it out. baby is coming soon fam

>>5090702
I love you tbqh

>>5090703
Are you high? Being pregnant sucks.

Muffs

i am going back to gaygen because gay boys know what's hot. you people are just anime-posting losers tbqh

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tv ending of eva is best eva

eoe is a glitzy, shiny but ultimately less fulfilling retelling of what was portrayed best with limited means by anno in '96

>>5090712
>tfw no bf to keep trying over and over to get me pregnant

>>5090708
It's more purgatory tbh.

And after you have a baby tho

>>5090712
>baby is coming soon fam
b-but who's the daddy?!

>>5090618
Thank you for reminding me!

>>5090712
>>tfw asking your bf to cum inside you and give you his children ;~;

:'3

>>5090710
We were discussing the recent volatility in the bond and stock market- Allison suggests that a low interest rate has made irresponisble buys cheap and suggests the fed needs to raise the prime interest rate, Bexe however countered this, saying that a hightened interest rate would only hamper investment in the American Job marked and cause asset managers to hoard capital

>>5090722
space daddy anon is that you?

>>5090721
eoe is like my favorite movie though....
tv ending was amazing though yeah.

>>5090727
your daddy of course,

>>5090708
just have an abortion mate

if i had a womb and got pregnant, i would get an abortion right on

>>5090717
>Muffs

>>5090731
i agree with bexe tbqh tho

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I really want a breast augmentation.
Should I wait or is almost 9 months on hrt already all the boob growth I will have?
here is a good result on a fellow ginger mtf http://drmosser.com/before-and-after/transgender/mtf-breast-augmentation-patient-73925/

>>5090733
>,
that's anticlimactic
expected more content there tbqh

>>5090712
>tfw never had a boy cum inside me ;~;
No wonder I havn't had any asschildren

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>>5090733
woah
eoe isnt even my favorite anime film

like not even close tbqh

>>5090731
holy shit this is the best discussion we've ever had in the mtfg. more please.

>>5090738
Kayla, I'll let you figure out the answer. Do cisgirls grow boobs in 9 months?

>>5090741
I thougth you had bf

>>5090743
what do you think about the films of jodorowsky?

>>5090731
conclusion: allison is a chinese spy
her boypussy is in chinese public domain and is owned by 1,376,049,000 people tbh

>>5090738
Just get your religious insurance to pay for it :^)

>>5090738
Why is one boob always a little higher than the other?

>>5090749
im not a cis girl. I feel like hrt did all it will do and I want bigger boobs

>>5090738
>9 months
I had growth for literally years

Also I would suggest going to someone who has cis patients if you want a boob job.

>>5090738
dont let those evil doctors ruin your natural udders

and please don't snip your girlpenis off because that is what us daddies into TG like the most

>>5090743
Perfect Blue is good too. ;~;
I have a soft spot for The Girl Who Leapt Through Time.
Paprika...
Princess Mononoke
Uhhh I'm pleb fam.

>>5090750
I like jodorowsky and jodorwosky's dune is my favorite live action film :^) lol

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>>5090750
guess what i havent seen a SINGLE ONE

it is a pretty large hole in my film knowledge tbh

>>5090756
ur fucking dumb

>>5090754
Humans are asymmetrical.

>>5090761
My wang is going bye bye.

>>5090758
any doc in particular?

>>5090750
I did have a bf. He had some weird complex where he couldn't cum. It was frustrating.
The few times I got him to orgasm I was using my hands.

>>5090764
We all know kayla is retarded
Just smile and nod

>tfw every keep adding lies about my economic views and now i'm Asian for some reason.

i just got a name tbqh

MUFFS

>>5090778
Who are you?

>>5090775
kiss me on the mouth

>>5090775
you filthy communist whore.
>>5090763
those are all great anime movies. Mononoke is my fave. Satoshi Kon was beautiful and amazing. No shame.

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>>5090763
perfect blue is fantastic

toki wo kakeru shoujo is so-so imo but visually it's really really nice, and the mc is fantastic. i just really didn't like the romance aspect of it.

paprika is good. mononoke-hime is also fantastic, probably one of the most well-executed anime films there is

u should watttcccchhhh metropolis, jin-roh, ghost in the shell, mind game, castle of cagliostro. all of those are anime films i think are better than eoe

>>5090789
a-anna-chan why are you so lewd with me these past couple days?

>>5090790
thanks jade.

>>5090786
>MUFFS

>>5090748
well ufufu argues that the remedy to this volatility in the stock market and the depressed job marked would be an increase in the capital gains tax and taxing HFR (high frequency trading) and investing this money into infrastructure-

Kayla of course disagrees, and argues that an additional tax and regulation would depresses the liquidity of the capital markets and foster the conditions of a capital flight, as nervous firm relocate their liquid assets into more favorable offshore markets like Lichtestine and Singapore and argues that reducing the corporate tax would allow more firms to get back the billions of dollars they have stashed outside the US, and of course close loopholes

>>5090751
Allison literllay cannot stop perving on asian guys