Whos gitting ready for the Irma?

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Yes im retarded

>>35074274
>/k/ """""""""""""""""weapons"""""""""""""""""

>>35074318
>implying logistics aren't crucial in warfare

>implying not /k/ related

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>>35074274
Palm Beach County here, I've got over 60 gallons of Zephyrhills, pantry and fridges full of food, two 5000 Watt generators, propane, plenty of gas, batteries, and funs and ammo. Also plywood and shutters. I also fortunately live away from the city.

>>35074361
Nice job my man. Im in Miami Beach. I can see the ocean from mah window. Just gonna stock water, toilet paper and canned goods. Hope water dont get to the 3rd floor.

Tallahassee reporting in. I'm up here for school but the moment the storm starts heading towards the state people are gonna start heading to their various homes for safety, so I'll probably ride it out here. Gonna go out tomorrow after class and buy water and canned goods. Any recommendations?

Probably top off my ammo supply too. Gonna buy some SKS food and make sure I got enough 5.56. Between the capitol building and the ghettos are student housing, with my apartment isolated a bit, so worse case scenario things might get.... Zulu-y.

>>35074361
pasco county, probably around 30 gallons of water, 30 gallons of gas, 2 generators, 60 lbs of propane, months and months of food. i have shutters but i'm reluctant to put them up because i'd never take them down after. i could use some more ammo.

>>35074274

>Happen like Texas.

I thought Irma was suppose to be worst than Harvey? The news keeps reporting that it's getting stronger and stronger. Texas might have it easier than what's about to go down.

>>35074415
Have something to heat it with.

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>>35074415
At least 3 packs of bottled water. Spam. Canned tuna. MRE's. Pick related. Just dont let ppl know you got food or water and youll be ok. If nogs start looting close doors. Hide your stash and shot only if they get into your property

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>>35074274
Parents back home in Palm Beach with SKS, Mosin, Sig Saur, and a revolver with around 4k ammo for each. Im jealous and a little worried for them.

>>35074415
Get gallon jugs of water and bottle packs. Also, take it from someone who had no power for 2 weeks, get Gatorade or kool aid for some of it. Water can get boring if you find yourself stuck for too long.

>>35074447
Worst? Holy sheet. Really? Maybe just gonna get a dingy or some shit

>>35074391
Nice, they still don't know where it's gonna go, but I'd consider evacuation if I were you, even if it was only a little further inland. Storm surge can be awful. Stay safe anon

>>35074391
>I can see the ocean from mah window.
Get the fuck out of there.

so I live in CA and all we get are earthquakes and even then there hasn't been a big one in decades.

I feel like I'm missing out because no snow storms, no hurricanes, no need to prep

>>35074473
This, eating cold beans for a week sucks. Get something that can boil water and you can eat hot meals and cook up dehydrated food (rice, ramen noodles, etc.)
Look into penny-stoves if you want something on the cheap.

>>35074540
>don't live near a fault line or a forest that could spark huge wildfires
>valley would still be underwater if we get a particularly bad storm
This fucking state

>>35074540
>Cali
>/k/

>>35074540
>I feel like I'm missing out
have you ever opened your phone and found "22 missed calls: Mom"

you are not missing out

>>35074540

we just have commies enacting more gun laws. Buy ammo as the ammo background checks start in Jan.

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>>35074534
How fucked am i?

>>35074591

u gon die

>>35074591
Ride it out in the PortMiami tunnel. No balls.

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Probs just getting a lot of rice and pasta and something to cook it with. Maybe the smell will attract some unwanted attention too.

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>>35074274
Tampa here

The stores are already clearing out

I was in the Rideout team for my Hospital during Harvey. 5 days of pay doing 12 hour shifts of nothing. Got my cot, hot food and shower. Live in Pearland. Went home to a perfectly dry house.

Harvey wasn't so bad.

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Tomorrow gonna go to Walmart. Need moar supplies asap

>>35074477
>Hide your stash and shot only if they get into your property
This. Don't post signs about guns kids. People will just want to come an take your guns and whatever they think the guns are guarding.

>>35074274
>>35074289
>>35074309
>>35074672
>>35074629
Make sure you keep all your supplies and get ready to hunker down in your basement. You'll be safe from the high winds and destruction down there.

>>35074529

It's already a cat 4 now. I think CNN said it might turn to a cat 5...thats CNN, I take every thing they say, with a big ass grain of salt. It's also gonna cover a much area too than Harvey did.

>>35074809

much larger area*

>>35074591
I'm down by matheson. Mangroves are 4 blocks away.

>>35074739
>Basement
>South Florida

Where u from boi?

When's it supposed to hit?

>>35074361
PBC here. I'm sitting on about 30 gallons of water, a bunch of purification bottles, about 60 lbs of food, gas and batteries, and three guns. I already boarded up, but my BF and I are considering about fucking off to Alabama after taking all our valuable shit and waiting it out on the fringe.

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>>35074739
>basement
anon I go to school in Florida. Best I got is my house I'm renting(in the hood) is up off the ground several feet so I think i'll be okay.

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West Kendall here
>Glock 19 as my carry gun with a reload
>couple long guns and more pistols in the house
>assload of ammo for everything but don't really think the guns and ammo are all that important compared to other stuff,

I need to get even more water, some CR123's for my 1L-1AA, more AA's, LED lamps and canned food.

Don't forget baby wipes and bogroll my friends. I'm looking to get some medical shit as well, I needed an excuse to set up some medical stuff to put in my truck anyways.

>>35074739
The highest natural part in Fort Lauderdale by the beach is 12 ft above sea level. Shit's flat and shallow down here.

>>35075194
I just got a first aid kit. Pretty much that. Gonna use a travel back to put somo clothes in a cover it with a platic bag. In case i need to evac. Also. Need to buy cigarettes.

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Gearing up

>>35074591
Can you live stream the storm for us?

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North Carolina reporting in. Prepping guns and ammo for when SHTF. Loading mags up now.

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>>35075371
>green tip
>he doesn't load his mags with actual duty ammo loads like gold dots

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>>35075380

Worked just fine on Haji during my 3 combat deployments to Iraq kiddo.

>>35075394
>Iraq. I see you like big dicks too anon

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>>35074540
you sound like some faggot thats sad he missed out on ww1 trench warfare.

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>>35075316
If i live long enough ill do it senpai

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Op here. This is how it looks on the day

>>35074591
Get the fuck outta there son
T. Houstonian

727 checking in. Haven't given a shit since the 80s and I'm still here.

How good/bad is florida for buying and owning funz?

>>35075633
Pretty great. Shall issue CCWs, pretty cheap guns, great places to shoot in Central and North Florida; South Florida is more over a bunch of indoors and the Everglades, but you'd need a boat or a serious off roading rig to get out deep enough to not get shit.

>>35074447
Only Puerto Rico is in the direct path (or at least by current predictions). Florida will get hit but not by the strongest part of the storm. PR on the other hand is probably gonna become the new Haiti, and unfortunately we never got rid of it so it's now sort of our problem.

>>35074591
If we don't hear from you we'll assume you didn't make it.

>>35074333
>make not-weapons thread
>get called out on it
>b-but X is important in warfare!

/k/ is not your go-to board for every topic, go make friends elsewhere.

>>35077525

It's a cat 5 now. FL and SC are expected to get hit, now that's it's even bigger, they wont be getting just the edge of it.

>>35077625

Hurricane Irma is so strong it's starting to show up on seismometers in the Caribbean -- equipment designed to measure earthquakes.

Have tickets to fly to Destin on Friday for a vacation. How does the storm look like its tracking FL anons? Glad I bought the flight insurance now.

>>35074274
anyone else plan on shooting some looters?

>>35075518
the seabed geography makes them pretty unlikely in the 727

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>>35077676
Found this last night

>>35074441
Put up those shutters, Anon. Don't be a statistic.

>>35077871
fuck please go east, I'm going to be in southern alabama this from Thursday-Sunday this weekend.

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>>35077871
>>35077909
>>35077676
Actually I think we may be good this weekend.

>>35077871
Interdasting

>>35077932
Maybe, but my return flight is on Monday and given a nominal trajectory puts this storm bearing down on my bird as it's trying to take off. Not something I want to gamble on.

>calle

>>35074361
>live away from the city.

So loxahatchee?

>>35077871
>AP20
Yea can we not, thanks.

>>35075492
>Finlandia

Mah nigga

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I truly do not understand stocking bottled water when you can buy one of these for 30 bucks and drink for months.

>>35077871
Im in atlanta, how fucked am i? Should i get the FAL?

>>35078087
Convenience plus those filters can't filter everything out. Plenty of chemicals that could get through that filter. Not a huge concern in the backwoods from a relatively clean source but pretty big concern in an urban area from some nasty ass flooded ditch with runoff from god knows where.

>>35078087
if water is shut off, once you drink the contents of your toilet tanks and condensation pans you have to go find a water source to filter. around here all the water is brackish at best which won't filter.

>>35074274
I'm west of Florida but still on Gulf Coast so i'm not fucking around. Found 3 gallon water containers at Wally Mart for $5.00 last night Got two of them. they'll fit perfectly in storage rack on truck. Got 10 gallons of gas + full tank, beans, rice and other shit plus bug out bag ready to go.

Going to run north with wife. I went through one bad one already. I'm not staying again.

Pensacolafag here, what do?

At least its not me
-louisiana fag

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>>35074274
my mom is getting snacks for it today

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>>35077542
I'm not OP but o-okay

813 ready for shit to go down in Tampa town.

is this going to affect the central florida meetup. because i am ok with driving into a storm to hang out with you idiots.

>>35074361
nice man. 561 here as well. i live close to the coast but were ready to go here. in case of any problems we got a place to go to inland

Osceola reporting
People are already grabbing whatever they can. Had to to drive around town for a bit just to find a place that still had propane tanks. Best of luck to the guys on the coast if this thing does hit us.

>>35074441
Put up the shutters anon. If you have sliding doors and are lazy about putting them on, put up enough shutters per sliding door to cover them while leaving enough of an opening of one or two shutter sections to get in and out. Finish mounting those last panels a few hours before the squalls start hitting. Buy extra wingnuts and bolts now, those things break and rust enough that having spares is worthwhile, you'll find out how many do you need while putting on the shutters.

If you have a second floor, do those shutters completely first and leave them on until the storm is completely over.

>>35074274
>Florida
Don't act like they don't have it coming

>>35074591
O shit nibba

>>35078294
God Speed to you and your wife. Be safe.

>>35074274
I hope it comes up here and knocks the shit out of here and NY
flood for the flood god

No rain here in 90 days; surrounded by forest fires (5). Neighbors just evacuated. I'm praying for rain

>>35077525
Irma is only going to severely fuck like 10 municipalities out of 78 here in PR. We've had worse than this. If it keeps getting stronger, south Florida is the one that will receive the worst damage.

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>>35078878
Yee boi

>>35074415
Find your nearest dollar tree, do a bulk online order here:
https://www.dollartree.com/Hanover-Brown-Sugar-Bacon-Baked-Beans-28-oz-Cans/p363744/index.pro?green=FA0E9043-7BCB-51B3-B5FE-243F79C22DE7&cm_mmc=Magnetic-_-DM-_-Banners-_-Mktg#

>>35074672
Why does everyone spring for the small bottles? I understand if it's for sharing. Otherwise, why not just fill some big ass plastic containers outta the tap and top off your nalgenes when thirsty?

Want to order some shit off amazon prime, that shit will get here before the hurricane right? I live in Miami.

>>35081173
I did that before a predicted typhoon remnant hit me. Was great.

>>35074274
Got 14 gallon jugs for myself, the gf, and battle pupper. Also have three or four flats of bottles. I've got a case of MRE's for food and picked up ~50 rounds of 00 buck at the FLGS on their Labor Day sale. Feeling pretty confident, gonna clean out the car tonight and grab some more lanterns and batteries at target, maybe a tent just in case we have to GTFO.

Got some water from Publix and ammo from the LGS today.

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>>35081208
>went to publix yesterday
>assload of MDPD cars roll the fuck into the shopping center
>crowding the publix
>shit seems like it's going down but want to go in anyways because I need to buy some shit
>it's just some guy who got arrested for trying to make off with 2 pubsubs

Fucking Florida.

South Florida here. Can someone give me a quick rundown on how to prepare for Irma? So far I've put things I can't afford to lose in a bug out bag.

>>35078123
Also in Atlanta. Use the hurricane as an excuse to buy the FAL anyway. You won't be in any more danger from the hurricane than you are already having to share wet highways with atlanta drivers

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>>35081240
Filled up containers with water and will go out to purchase some canned food n' sheeit soon.
Might spend some time lifting valuable things off the floor in case it floods but I'm in a pretty good area for that thankfully.
Keep at least 700 rounds loaded in mags around even when it isn't storming because I'm the Florida Man.

>>35074629

Buying bottled water. Why not just fill bottles from the tap in advance?

>>35075394
>Cormac McCarthy
Great book anon, I like your taste.

>>35081385
might not have bottles laying around, you generally pay $2 per gallon for refillable water containers, $1 per gallon for bottled water.

I know I'm a complete piece of shit for this, but I kind of wanted this one to hit Houston area too, just to see what would happen. It's fucked and edgy but let's just call it morbid curiosity. How bad would things get down there if they caught another Cat 4-5?

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>mfw I have to deal with ash on the other side of the country because fucking Oregoniggers can't contain their fires even when there's a fucking river between the two states
I'D RATHER HAVE A FUCKING HURRICANE, I NEED SOME MOISTURE, GODDAMMIT

>>35081272
https://www.ready.gov/hurricanes
have:
water, either bottles, filled tub, or garbage bags doubled up in boxes and tied off
full gas cans
propane tanks + grill
important documents
tarps
food
lots of guns

move anything loose inside
keep your phone fully charged
if you're asking us, now, that's about what you can do. it may be too late to buy gas.

>>35081543
their shit is already wrecked, it would keep the damage down overall if that happened.

>>35075477
>tfw you will never experience the level of camaraderie with your fellow man as those who experienced WWI trench warfare.

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I hope it washes me and Naples into the fucking Gulf

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=neGdoqsuiN8

>>35081543
I know that edgy feel bro.

>>35081596
Good point, that hadn't occurred to me.
I'd imagine most of the material brought in as relief/ clean up would be a total loss. Could a post-Katrina FEMA handle the strain?

dania beach checking in - i have about a week's worth of food and water plus a couple of lifestraws. also candles, lighters, matches, a uv5r, lots of ammo for my primary (ar15) and sidearm (glock 40). im about a mile from the intercoastal. my biggest concern is i live ON us1 facing the rd on the ground floor. walking outside is practically an invitation to meet crackheads on a regular day - dont want to see what happens if people get desperate. if anything notable happens here ill post here as my phone battery allows

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787 area, San Juan. I live up the hills and away from the Metro, but I'm still gonna get shitted on due to my close proximity of the hurricane and with Beta Orbiter Jose. Just saw the National guard fly by while i was clearing my uncle's workshop. Stocked up on food, water, propane, and have fuel for the generator. Communications radio is set up and ready to go. I'm not to worried about flooding since I'm in a hill and the building was designed to have water sloped down. Anyone else enjoyed the Calm before the Storm™ ?

>>35081658
Anyone else see a smug anime girl in this pic?

Any /k/ommandos want refuge from the storm you can come stay with me in California

>disclaimer: you have to leave all of your evil babby killin weapons behind.

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>>35074361
Martin county resident here. Have storm windows and bahama shutters. Pic related

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TFW as a nasty girl I'll never get to fully experience shtf

TFW I'll never get to use my bug out bag

TFW I'll be comfortable behind a military barrier instead of canoeing through a street and fighting off looters in a lawless environment

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lee county reporting.

we're fucked, boys.

>>35081731

Well shit. And here I was trying to comfort my family

>>35081731
the Port Charlotte restore has cheap shutter panels if any of you folks are short

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>>35081679

Guys the navy is evacuating florida
http://www.cnn.com/2017/09/05/politics/key-west-navy-evacuation-hurricane-irma/index.html

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>>35074274
If you cant get water jugs try finding one of these, if you can't, clean your tub really well, take all the soap and shit out, plug the overflow drain with sticky tack, silly putty or some shit and you will have plenty of water.

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>>35081793
>tfw Navy
>tfw no order to evacuate yet

>>35081837
Is cnn lying then ??

>>35081813
Or go down to your local home improvement megastore, buy some trash cans/ buckets, clean them, and fill them up with water from the tap. Or use rubbermaid buckets, or milk jugs, or fill up coolers, and so on ad nauseam. There is no excuse to run out of water. If your imagination and self preservation instincts are that stunted, you deserve to be culled.

>>35074441
Also Pasco county here
>plenty of 24 packs of water that I bought weeks ago just because they were on sale
>lots of pantry stuff like poptarts, bread, peanut butter, crackers
>big fridge bottles of V8
>brand new books to read if the power goes out
>brand new lantern that goes from a handheld to a roomlight with fucking eyesearing LEDs
>handgun and nugget to sit in the living room with me
>garage (the only place that floods) will be sandbagged
>windows are ready to go

Dunno if you're familiar with the area, but when I was younger my parents would say "pack up the (old house) we're gonna stay in a hotel"
>sat outside the hotel at the turn for green key beach in new port richey at 1 in the morning
>watched the used car lot billboard and sign fucking crash across US 19
>sky constantly changing from pitch black to hectic yellow due to the amount of lightning

what a fucking night that was

>>35081851
Nah they're telling the truth this time. I'm at another Florida base, guess they haven't decided it's serious enough here yet.

>>35081860
Some people think it only comes from bottles. People will fight over a case of zephyr hills instead of buying a 55 gallon rubbermaid trashcan.

>>35081873
You have to live stream this storm as miami is only 6 feet above sea level snd the storm surge could be well over 10-15 feet..
> you could do riverine operations in maiami streets.

>>35074591
Run, definitely run.

Is Sarasota ok?

>>35081897
Idk anon this storm is a cat 5 that is so massive its being picked up on devices made to detect earth quakes.

>>35074591
Fucked/10. So pretty fucked m8

>>35074391
>Im in Miami Beach. I can see the ocean from mah window.
It's going to be in your lungs this time next week, anon.

Get the fuck out or sacrifice a hobo in Kek's name so he'll protect you from drowning.

>>35081922
Not him, but won't it sorta eat shit when it goes over the islands/south florida?

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>>35081885
And they deserve to die of thirst for their immense stupidity

>>35081928
i vote you sacrifice the hobo we have too many as it is

>>35081937
Not really at its size it might just become a massive cat4.
What about the turkey point nuclear powerplant right on the tip of south florida??

>>35081922
Seismometers are super sensitive and can pick small events like plane crashes from miles away. They're not a proper metric to determine the strength of a hurricane.

>>35074333
"Amateurs study tactics- but professionals study logistics"

To get started:
Walmart has 35 (bottle) count cases of water for UNDER $3.00!
If you need one- you need two or three...

Next, I'd buy the Overstuffed Ravioli- it's actually almost passable and in a pinch you can eat it cold.
And some of the flavored tuna fish in a pouch.
Add some rice, peanut butter and a cheap loaf or 3 of bread.
Grab some plastic utensils from the deli/C store or fast food restaurants.
Throw in some fruit cocktail cups and you're fairly well stocked for an overnight evac/stay in a shelter/innacar etc.

Best of luck from Texas to whomever is in the path of Irma.

PRO TIP- BUY GAS NOW!! BUY BIG GAS CANS AND EXTRA GAS AND ADD STABILIZER.

I'm STILL seeing stations out of gas in the central TX area ...

cab companies have had to shut down, pizza deliveries in the major cities are coming to a halt...

>>35077871
Wait. What exactly do all those colored lines mean? I live in East Tennessee and a bunch of them are coming straight for me. Should I be worried? I never worried about hurricanes before, but ny and jersey and the est coast got fucked by sandy a few years back. Should I worry and stock up?

>>35081983
Turkey Point survived Andrew back in '92, which had winds of 175 mph. The containment buildings for the plant can withstand winds over 230 mph.

Windspeed 185mph and increasing. God help anyone caught in 200 mph plus winds.

>>35082043
Question is where does irma top out at.
Also irma is physically larger then andrew and is displacing mire water much like sandy leading to higher floods.
Also irma is now the most powerful storm recorded in the atlantics known history.

>>35082055
Found my answer they say possibly 225

https://www.cbsnews.com/news/hurricane-irma-record-atlantic-ocean-category-5-track-forecast-path/

>>35074415
The cheapest and best lightweight emergency/backpacking stove is literally made from a cat food can with some holes punched around the side. It probably the favorite of the people that hike the Appalachian Trail.
It will run on alcohol, but HEET is better, burns clean and is easy to find. There are tons of articles, videos and templates available free if you want detailed instructions. "cat food can stove"

rice
soups
overstuffed ravioli
fruit coctails
jerky
dried fruit
tuna
peanut butter
bread
M&M's
snickers
Clif Bars
juice boxes/shakes etc

>>35082038
Vermont and West Virginia got fucked up by Sandy. Are you in a low lying area or a valley? Do you know where your 100 year flood level is? Are there any trees that could fall on your house? Could a washed out bridge strand you? If the answer to all of these is no, just make sure your genny has enough gas to run a freezer and your sump pump for a while. If you answered yes, start planning for those contingencies.

>>35074540
my nigga shut the fuck up if you jinx us I swear I'm a be pissed

>>35074274

Should have started buying a long time ago.

I'm under wildfire threat where I am, too bad we can't take the extra water from Irma and dump it up here.

>>35082055
It hasn't topped wind speeds produced by Hurricane Allen yet and hasn't even broken top 10 for intensity. It's certainly not something to scoff at, but it won't cause irreparable damage to Turkey Point.

>>35074477
POP TARTS!
great camping / survival food.
and bottled water.

Hit Dollar Tree for pepto bismol, cheap flashlights ( don't get DT batteries though), cheap cookware and first aif supplies: gauze/band aids/ tape/ 70% rubbing alcohol.
and a couple packs of wipees!!! They will save your ass! no pun intended.

>>35082096
Man I hope the Earth opens up, swallows all of your cities of the plain, then closes, the faint scars of superhighways cutting through the mountains your only legacy in all of that rock and sun and sand

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Daytona/NSB anon reporting in. I work at the hospital and theyre telling me I have to be at work for the hurricane. Im honna load all my guns and shit in my truck and park it deep in the locked garage. Should be pretty cozy.

Probably for the best too considering my house is right on the water and not build to hurricane specs...

>>35081863
yeah that's five miles from my house. this one so far is the second fastest storm in the atlantic basin on record.

>>35081731
Don't worry. The middle of the storm is the eye and the weather is calm there.

I've got an uncle in Puerto Rico. Spends his days in the sun, and his nights in he casino. Left the States many years ago; took a fishing boat to Puerto Rico. Now my auntie is sad and lonely, she'll never know that she drove him away. As a coward, I admire his courageous ways.

Locked and loaded near UM. May need to put my car in one of the garages on campus

>>35081731
neat website
pls dont die anon

>>35082067
The NHC forecasts winds steadily dropping down to 140 mph over the next 5 days.

>>35075481
NICE /k/s first happening live stream!!!

>>35074473
>Have something to heat it with.

THIS
I learned this lesson te hard way on a camping trip recently...I didn't have an easy way to boil water, so I had to fucking chop wood and make a fire if I wanted a cup of coffee.
Protip: you also need a french press/chinky coffee filter/instant coffee way to make coffee.

hobo stove from a can if you have wood/fuel

catfood can stove

prolevel- propane or butane stove ( they start at $20- buy extra cans of fuel when you get the stove)

Get some batteries- I like rechargeables. You can get solar panels for a phone or back up batter 'bank' for around $10
Don't forget to charge your phone and your back up batter for it ahead or time.

Do you have a raincoat or flectarn poncho?? Maybe some rubber boots?

BUY GAS.

Im in East TN and I swear it was hailing today. How bad will the weather get up here bros?

>>35074629
Clean your tub and use it to store water!!
I can hold like 60+ gallons.
You can also you it to store the water you can pour in the toilet tank to flush it if you loose water pressure. (Use a 5 gallon bucket/large pot whatever to scoop it out)
A flush toilet will make your life MUCH better than trying to shit in a bucket or the back yard.

You can also drink the water if the tub is clean. Like bleach the tub and rinse realllly well before you fill it. Keep the dirty shower curtain out of it.

>>35081240
It was just a ploy for free shelter

>>35081206
Where is the best place to get MREs? The local place charges almost 10+ tax. Our non-perishable survival food stocks are quite low

>>35078246
Fuck toilet water- get the water out of your hot water heater. You have 30-50 gallons in there- use the drain at the bottom to get it. Be careful- it's probably going to be hot as fuck.

>>35082084
Thanks anon. I'm not too worried, just looking at that pic gave me a bit of a wtf moment. I have some old college friends that got fucked up by sandy in NY and being in TN, or the east coast for that matter, you don't tend to think about hurricanes.

I live on a hill across from a small river but East Tennessee is basically a bunch of small valleys due to the "rolling hills of TN"

I'll have to check on the flood level, thanks for that tip. We had a big storm a couple years ago that took out some trees so we had any within striking distance of the house removed. A bridge wouldn't but one of the roads to the house goes by the river and I could see it getting washed out. The other road is an industrial parkway and could potentially flood I guess. I'll take those contingencies in mind and stock up. Thanks again.

Anyone have any details on those lines? Could it really hit as far as TN in a worse case scenario?

Thoughts and prayers to you Florida anons. Stock up and seek safety.

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sc here, i'm bugging out this weekend

>>35081162

A $3 case of 35 bottles that are 16 ounces each, is actually cheaper per ounce than the gallon bottles.

>>35078087
There's no reason why you can't do both. I have a Sawyer kit and a vial of 8.25 bleach stashed in my emergency supplies. I also have 5 2.5gal store bought waters that I just switch out every year, they are super cheap. Also considering a waterBOB, since it looks like a cheap effective emergency water supply. I live in central VA, and we aren't very disaster prone.

>>35082606
Does /pol/ count as a disaster?

>>35074391
your house is going to litterally blow away if you're that close to the ocean. Leave


Seriously you ARE going to die if you stay. LEAVE NOW

>>35082443
Also, if shit gets really bad get the water out of you water heater and boil it. There's probably more than a hundred gallons there.

>>35082568
oh shit, NC here, should i be worried?

>>35082676
Not unless it pulls a Sandy and makes a beeline up the Atlantic coast.

>>35082293
>took a fishing boat to Puerto Rico
>Left the States

Left the dominican republic you mean.

ICE will come to you door with questions at any moment now.

Wow. Two SHTF scenarios within a week and a half, with live narration from on site /k/ommandoes.

If God destroys Califailia with a huge cleansing earthquake I'll be sure to keep you guys posted up to the last possible instant.

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>>35082572
>He hasn't hoarded every clean sealable container he's used in the past three years for this exact scenario

>>35082123
Don't go to Dolla Tree without taking a look at their online bulk ordering >>35081121
A fifty could buy you 12 cans of baked beans, 12 boxes of instant mashed potatoes, 12 boxes of instant pancake mix, and 12 big jars of peanut butter. It's not the most vibrant fair, but add in a couple other things you probably have on hand and a coleman propane stove and you've got a stew brewin baby

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>>35082743
>>35082124
This. Bye Phil.

>>35082613
Honestly, I'm more worried about BLM or Antifa or some shit because I live near a major liberal arts school. Also I'm Aryan as fuck, so these people hate me simply for how I look.

>>35079305
We're the strayans of Burgerland. We know what we signed up for.

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>>35082923
Awww white boy scared for once. You'll be fine sweetie. Nobody wants to get you, Mr. Aryan

>>35082923
>Also I'm Aryan as fuck, so these people hate me simply for how I look.

Poor wittle white boy

>>35082952
>>35082974
Frankly glad for hurricanes, invariably niggers who usually die

https://youtu.be/NM8Y6uPH-R4

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>>35082952
>>35082974

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>>35082923
>>35082982
You sound like a sheltered teenager that read too much /pol/ to the point where they can't stop spouting garbage regardless of where they are.

You're probably a mixed spic that doesn't go outside, thus looking white. You're no Aryan.

>>35083033
Look at the footage of Harvey, funny you resort to ad hominem and will refuse to acknowledge any points against your sheltered world view.

>>35083033
>If you aren't a cuck you aren't really white
Oy vey.

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>>35083027
>nigger
nah. try again bitch. Also
>inb4 spic

>>35083033
You don't need to be on /pol/ to hate ghetto trash. You just need to live in a city. If you actually worked hard and did well for yourself, you'd be concerned about power structures like the media giving legitimacy to communists and niggers begging for gibmedats. But seeing as how you are the latter, of course you are going to attack me.

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>>35082923
>>35082982
>>35082974
>>35082952
Whelp, she WAS a comfy thread, boys. Best of luck to all y'all in this fat bitches path, and for the love of God one of you Floridmen go down to the beach hammer drunk and shoot some 00 buck at the front as it approaches!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CfRrtdXR4Ks&index=19&list=PLCCB2FE54B604E7FB

>>35082923
>Also I'm Aryan as fuck, so these people hate me simply for how I look.
Ss that codeword for "I'm a 300lb italo-slavic mongrel"?

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>>35081679
>>35081790
Cannot unsee

>>35082045
It's a drop like a stone when it hits land

>>35083099
I don't really give a fuck because I'm American. And never understood the whole fascination with "Derrr, I'm 1/16th English, 1/32 German, etc". But I'm white as fuck, my parents are white as fuck, my grandparents are white as fuck, and the one great grandparent I met was white as fuck. I come from a long line of white as fucks.

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Miami beach fag here

I live on the 6th floor. My building is forcing everyone to evacuate by Thursay night. Was going to leave to Pembroke pines tomorrow. Should I take my gun? It's a vepr.

>>35083099
kek true

>>35083149
Of course, take your gun. You are bugging out. You may need it, you may not.

>>35083131
Brown anon at college.
Dude you are autistic as fuck like re think what you are saying.
All the brown and black people at college i know love hanging with white people literally they dont give a fuck. As long as you arent an leo they could give a fuck.

Only sjws we have are white brown people avoid them because we dont like being put on a pedi stool to be gawked at.

We dont give a fuck about you literally we dont unless you get in our faces shouting racist nonesense while waving nazi paraphernalia.

Let me try to say this as simply as possible.

WE DONT CARE ABOUT RACE ESPECIALLY SINCE MOST BLACKS IN AMERICA ARE MIXED .

>>35083234
>My limited experiences and worldview is the only truth and anyone who disagrees with it is wrong.

>>35082467
action auction in zepherhills wednesday, otherwise just get canned food

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>>35083234
You're a mutt, of course you don't care. Whites have genetic integrity to protect

>>35083291
Buddy i have plenty of world experience i have been in college for 6 years and have been brown my entire life with a half brown family. We dont care seriously we dont . Mexicans dont care hell they adore white people . The blacks i know like white folk to. No one out side of pol or the black separatist movement thinks like this .

Literally the only people who think like that are fucked in the head. Its not a healthy way to live.

>>35083332
>In college for 6 years
>Plenty of world experience
Checks out

>>35083306
Yeah im a mutt who is proud to be a collection of nordic, slavic anglo hispanic Portuguese and native ancestry.
What are you preserving? Your virginity it doesn't matter eventually some one in your family tree will race mix.

>>35083360
Working during that time too i do blue collar work aka building maintenance .. before college i did agriculture with guats and wetbacks.

>>35082010
What's overstuffed ravioli? Got a brand name or anything?

>>35083291
Good of you to admit you're wrong.

>>35083396
Dont buy it it wont stay good with out refrigeration unless he is talking about canned goods in which case its proabbly boyardi ..
Ill give you a tip avoid that crap and get beans and spam which has protein , fats and is more filling .

>>35083234
>pedi stool
Affirmative action at it's finest

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>>35081863
my family used to go to Florida during the summers, and I've been in Croatia too during their seasonal storms. My parents did August vacations cause we were kind of frugal I guess, but the most /comfy/ parts were always when I was bottled up (or better, sitting on the deck behind mosquito nets) watching the storm outside. Nothing is more soothing than being so close to danger, while possessing that young feeling of invincibility and safety.

>>35081813
Fuck you that makes chlorine gas.

>>35083077
female spic
the worst of the worst in this entire human world. go be a taco burrito somewhere else dumb broad

>>35083412
>I know you are but what am I?
The best that modern college students can come up with.

>>35083466
>only three races
>white people can't be this stupid

>>35083477
One of those lesser brown Asian types?

>>35083434
Actually i register as white :) i always put down my race as white on everything due to half my heritage being from white nations.

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>>35083471
>I lost the argument so I resort to 2nd grade tactics

Cool bro.

>>35083477
not the guy you're replying to, but if you're no black, white, or spic that only really leaves Arabic or Asian, and if you're a leftist Asian I feel hella sorry for you because you're next on the privilege chopping block once the mob realizes there's more to your peoples' success than raw coincidence.

I will never understand left-leaning Asians. You're too damn successful to join the pity parade. Have some damn pride.

>>35083494
Where is this white registration office?

>>35083519
Um simple on the standardized tests and applications for college you select white as your race its on every application form... given that if i keep my nog hair short and stay out of the sun i can pass for a swarthy italian its not hard to believe.

>>35083517
Asians are more successful but also are less agressive, most simply stay out of trouble altogether.

Also in they tend to stay in academia, why rock the boat when you can have tenure?

>thread derailed by /pol/shit

Can't you fags just stay in your containment board?

>>35083539
I mean you know white people consider italians basically niggers, right? You'd know that if you were raised white.

>>35083517
Well you're not too bright either I see. Go to my post and point out where I sound left leaning or attempting to join a pitty parade. Your post is really funny to me because half my family and I don't speak because how left leaning, sjw cock slurping they are and I don't buy into that shit. Put the bottle down.
>I feel hella
kys

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>>35074591
You are already dead.

>>35083555
blame the niggers who can't help but virtue signal. If they didn't mouth off at the one aryan guy everything would still be on point and on topic but they got triggered by one proud aryan dude. Stupid niggers. No one cares youdon't like white people, white people don't like you either.

>>35083561
Umm i guess you arent from ny senpai.. you just called most of our police and fire department niggers...
Not to mention you shit on one of the prime founders of western civilization.

>>35083539
Wait, why would you claim you are white to your college? You get tons of extra leeway if you are black.

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>>35083603
Yes I did. And a civilization that fell into corruption and decadence and was wjped out forever.

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>>35083589

>>35083609
Because i dont want to be treated like some retarted mongrel. I want to succeed or fail on my own merit.

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>>35074289
>>35074309
any thought as to long term ?
mostly that if left in sunlight or reused more once type 1 effects flavour
many containers of type 2 have less of this problem

>>35074318
>>35074333
>>35074345
seems more >>>/out/ related
or at least they discuss this sort of thing more often

>>35083568
>half my family and I don't speak because how left leaning, sjw cock slurping they are and I don't buy into that shit.
iktf myself, your response to the autist who said he was going to be attacked is what made me interpret you as a leftist. If you're not that's my bad, it's too easy to categorize people into two groups nowadays.

>>35083589
Fuck off back to /pol/ already. No one wants to hear you cry about being a victim.

>>35083306
>>35083623
What barrel length?

>>35083656
11.5

>>35083648
I'm fine here, why don't you go back to pol if you hate white people, tell them all about it. Don't bother responding I won't read it.

>>35083656
My guess is 14.5

>>35083646
>If you're not that's my bad, it's too easy to categorize people into two groups nowadays.
I'm not and it is.

>>35083669
Fuck off back to /pol/ already. No one wants to hear you cry about being a victim.

>>35083669
Not him by why dont you go to pol your the fuck that dropped pol shit here. I mean obviously you hate brown so much you had to bring up your super aryan heritage and fear of liberal college kids who couldnt kill a starving thai child prostitute if their lives depended on it.

Renting in west palm and I'm getting the fuck out, when they compared it to Floyd I started packing. I've been through enough ass-rape hurricanes in NC to try to ride out 185mph winds.

>>35083672
Your guess is wrong, faggot.

>>35083669
Fuck off nigger.

>>35083646
That autist here. I never said I was going to be attacked. I just claimed that I believed that if I were to be attacked, it would more likely be by a radical left group rather than /pol/ types due to my location and appearance. Then, what I assume are, the 2 or 3 black block faggots who are on this board got an acute case of hurt butt about it.

>>35074591
In all honesty dude, 185mph can literally blow your building over depending on what it is made of. it's not going to be pretty. honestly you might die.

just pack up everything and go, you still have time.

Not sure where else to ask but semi relevant here. Trying to find an image to describe the situation to a friend in the Midwest and looking for the image of Count Dooku with the "expand dong" type caption saying "I've got some niggers in my butthole lmao." Anyone got it?

>>35083642
>any thought as to long term ?
Maybe stop living in places that God hates?

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>>35083743
whatever you say supreme aryan, they're the autists

>>35074274
florida has an anti price gouging law dumbass.
/thread

Friendly reminder that your long guns don't mean shit in a """"""""shtf""""""""" situation.

The moment the NG sees your super gucci AR15 you finally took outside of a square range or your mommy's basement, they're gonna confiscate it and never give it back.

Conceal carry is where it's at. Carry a service sized pistol, spare mags and a backup gun. And may God fucking help you if you don't already have an edc light.

>>35083743
Are you trolling if so consider me hooked.. please tell me you were trolling , because i dont want to imagine such a faggot could exist.

>>35083765
>move somewhere else
>dont get to renovate house on insurance company dime every 20 years

Nah

>>35083816
Do you have any evidence to back that up? That sounds like pure speculation

>>35083852
>Do you have any evidence to back that up? That sounds like pure speculation

https://www.nraila.org/articles/20150821/a-decade-later-remember-new-orleans-gun-confiscation-can-and-has-happened-in-america

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kf8trl69kzo

>>35083852
Nah he is on target walking around with a rifle during an emergency is a great way to get ventilated by security forces.
Do you really think a cop is going to take the time or risk to ask you why you are carrying a rifle ?
I mean a cop in a smalltown shot a news reporter because he mistook the guys camera for a gun.

>>35083816
>>35083852
He's not entirely right in that it would be worthless, but yeah if you let the government see it they will take it off you.

From their point of view they need a monopoly on force in order to enforce order.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kf8trl69kzo

Your long guns will be useful if you can avoid having them taken, absolutely. But that's the trick.

>>35083891
>obeying an unlawful order to disarm

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>>35083891
I'm >>35083816 and while a long gun may be useful if you're defending yourself in your home during the disaster, having a pistol you are proficient in using effectively that can be concealed is much more effective. Being able to conceal a firearm on you while you're bunkering down in your home then being able to walk out the door for whatever reason just as armed in my opinion outweighs the benefits of a long arm's effectiveness in fighting.

I would sooner only own a compact or fullsize 9mm than a 12GA or 5.56 rifle. This extends to everyday normal life as well, not only a disaster situation.
>>35083917
>obeying an unlawful order to disarm

Yup, a bunch of spineless little fucking rats.

>>35083917
>Other option die in shoot out with feds and throw away your entire life.

Oh i dont know desu which choice would you make.

>>35083933
>Yup, a bunch of spineless little fucking rats.
It's like they think they're going to live forever.

>>35075492
>During the Labor Day Hurricane of 1935, winds were past 200 miles per hour and people caught outside were sandblasted to death. Rescue workers found nothing but their shoes and belt buckles…

>>35083835
Are you a fucking retard? Where have, and by whom, has most of this political violence occurred? Liberal cities and college campuses, and by left leaning groups. For fucks sake, when the Washington Post is calling out Antifa for attacking peaceful alt-righters, you have to admit there's a fucking problem. https://www.washingtonpost.com/news/morning-mix/wp/2017/08/28/black-clad-antifa-attack-right-wing-demonstrators-in-berkeley/

>>35083936
>come and take them, I'll surrender them without question
Kind of a weekend warrior then yeah?

>>35075492
I'd like to live in Miami but fuck me dat rent

>>35083963
Im saying most people prioritize their family and lives over items and freedoms.
Sure its fucked up but by and large you can buy another gun or due the official who took it.

>>35074274
How's the Tampa region gonna fare?

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Shit is already breaking down in Pinellas County rush on gas

>>35083816
I live in a pretty rural area, even if the NG were deployed I doubt they'd have much of a presence out my way if any. That being said this advice is probably good for this situation if you live in a more densely populated area; you don't want attention. However a long gun couldn't hurt (except your ears) to use indoors should you need to, in fact they're more effective.

>>35083962
lolololol look at this Breitbart shill

>>35074391
You should really leave.

>>35084152
Breitbart is to rightwing as HuffPo is to leftwing and they are both garbage. I'm a moderate you fucking giblet head. But anything right of Marx is a Nazi to you people.

>>35084189
chill brother they are clearly just trolling

>>35084216
I'm in hour 12 of a 16 hour shift. I'm too tired for your logic pal.

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>>35083584
nani?!

>>35083962
>>35083743
>>35082923
I'm not saying you're wrong in thinking violence comes from the left, but if you fear it then that makes you kind of a faggot desu. You're on a weapons forum. Lift some weights, box, and go shooting once a week; they're a bunch of limp-dicks. They should fear you.

>>35084232
So you waste 16 hours a day on 4 chan neato.

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>>35083765
>>35083765
lucky where I live is in the rain shadow of mount egmont
so it only floods once every five years or so
making water supply a bit dicey for about three days
and by then the power has been restored

meanwhile cell battery AAA-AA-C-D power small a radio and some torches
and the shacklock Orion does cooking and heats the water

weak points are water and food storage
with the power off food in the fridge is prolly only good for a week or so

pic from left to right
10L vertex jug
750 ml glass bottle
15L glass jug - needs cork
1L old vodka bottles - most non liqueur bottles should do

I like glass as it keeps water cool and fresh
but its very heavy and bulky

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Things I observed in Tampa, FL today.

>30 minute line for gas
>subsequent fistfight over something as people were filling up
>everyone is irate and nervous
>people at work are revealing power levels, talking about guns and plans and shit
>Walmart sold out of water within 15 mins of a truckload being offloaded
>people at Walmart were stocking up on junk food and perishable fruits "to prepare"

That last one isn't a joke, this is going to be chaos

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>>35084041
Damn.

Looks like it also may hit central Florida more than I thought. Better get on the horn to pops and make sure he's not just drinking and having fun, and is actually preparing a bit.

>>35084251
Idk anon this guy looks like a super beta who is scared of betas.?
> claims to be blond hair blue eye master race
> is afraid of starbucks drinking yuppies who smoke pot all day.
> posts pick of a short barreled ar to look tough.
Honestly do you want a faggot like that around you. I mean seriously the guy is probably scared of his own shadow.
Maybe he is scared of blacks because he thinks his shadow is a black thats gonna get him.

>>35084285
Also damn.

>>35074477
Excellent image info. Thank you.

Some I too am down for school like the last person. To thst student I recommend also getting some:

1. Water purification tablets

2. As someone mentioned a way to heat your food if you want some hot meals (hot meals can be a morale booster). Check out big box stores and get some 'fat wood'. That stuff burns hot and for some time and used for starting fireplace fires or for the backpacking crowd csmp fires as it is high in resin and will still work if wet.

2. 2 X 24 bottles of 500ml water and 10 x 1gallon jugs of water at Walmart.

3. If going with tuna get some flavor variety. Like cloverleaf (OK, I think that is a Canadian brand and yes, Canuck here) lemon pepper tuna (good imho) , sun-dried tomato tuna, and thai chili tuna work well.

Get pasta and instant rice. Figure 1" diameter O of pasta per day (about 2-3 servings).

If you have a wide mouth thermos (I recommend 750mL minimum size) you can cook oatmeal, pasta, stew, and chili in there. Google 'thermos cooking' which will save fuel.

4. Get a wide mouth food thermos

My approx cooktimes are:

Pasta (fettachini)- boil water, add pasta, wait for reboil, let boil for 1min, add to thermos, wait 15-20mins.

If you boil 2-3mins then you can shorten the thermos cook time but adjust yourself. Better a little soggy if you time is off then half cooked. I found I always got aldente or but a bit over. Test yourself and write cook times down, put in zip bag, tape to thermos.

>>35084251
There is such a thing as a healthy amount of fear. I could probably take most of these people unarmed in a fair one on one fight. I'm ex Army and my unit did a lot of combatives because our sargent was really into MMA. Both sides in this bullshit tend to be opportunistic sucker punching, 5 on 1 beatdown cowards.
>>35084254
Yeah, I have a job with little oversight and as long as the work gets done, they don't give a shit what I do with my downtime.

>>35084290
(You)

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>>35084285
It's a little disconcerting to find out how this the veneer of civilization is.

I like to suspect my grubby little redneck microculture would do better, but we are so heavily infiltrated with spics and flatlander druggies and welfare trash that they'd be plenty of trouble individually and of themselves.

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>>35081543
Houstonfag here. Kinda wonder what would happen too. My house is in a good spot, so didn't get flooded out even though other nearby areas did. Power didn't go off, so didn't have to get into my emergency supplies. Pic related. Not shown is about 20 gallons of drinking water.

5. Instead of fatwood you can make your own alcohal popcan stove. YouTube 'survival Lilly' or the 'cat/tuna stove'. Go to painting Dept and look for 'methyl hydrate' or automotive look for yellow bottle of HEET. What you are buying is methanol. Home depot has 1quart for iirc less then $5cdn. 1oz of fuel will boil 2 cups of water in a usgi stainless steel canteen cup and still hold a boil for approx 2-4mins pending windscreen/wind. You can do 1 cup pasta to 1cup water in a thermos if you want to stretch the water supply. The water/steam will cook the pasta if low on water. Mix tuna into pasta and enjoy.

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as a Californian who doesnt understand how knee how water can kill people and be such a fatal threat
lemme tell ya how things are up here
>in yosemite
>work has been shut down for 2 weeks due to fires
>power has gone out a few times, winds keep sweeping the fires over the roads
>towns are getting evacuated, lots of houses burning down, bears and deer running around in the towns getting away from the fires all around
>moon has been beer bottle orange because of all the smoke

why do you guys all buy tons of water bottles?
am I the only dude that fills up the tub as a reservoir? can storms knock out the water mains?
anyways I guess evac orders arent coming this far down the mountain so the worst is over. just nothing but VLAT's flying over head dropping retardant all day every day.
>last fire they had a bunch of meth addicts went up there dressed as red cross/LEO's and were going around looting abandoned houses from evac'd towns.

>>35084333
It aint the spics you got to worry about its mainly the opioid addicts that you have to worry about minorities tend to stick to their own groups and avoid interacting with folk outside of their group.
Druggies will have no problem infiltrating your group and exploiting you to get another high.

>>35084354
>as a Californian who doesnt understand how knee how water can kill people and be such a fatal threat

Most deaths in these disasters aren't from the actual water. It's from shit like leaving a generator on indoors.

>>35084354
>how knee how water can kill people
>why do you guys all buy tons of water bottles
The answer to both of these is that water is heavy. Even knee high water moving at a relatively moderate speed has a lot of energy. I can't find it now but there was a study that even an average athletic man can't hold his ground in waist high water moving 5mph (I think that was the speed). Also, water is heavy to carry around, so being able to throw a few bottles in a bag or whatever is pretty handy if you have to GTFO.

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>>35084336
the bins on the left look neat

>>35082625
Don't listen to this guy. The house is built strong. The strongest place is the basement as the foundation is the strongest part of the house.

Go and ride out the Strom if you want in the basement but make sure you double garbage bag up all your food and water to keep it from being contaminated. Leaving is a good option but you can still stay safely if you want.

>>35084473
Dude shut the fuck up.

>>35074391
Leave.

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>>35082068
there is also the thermette
but I don't know if you guys have anything like this

>>35083149
Of course you should take your gun. If only to prevent it from dying of rust

>>35074391
Gods speed anon

>>35084384
>>35084397
actually that makes sense. I mean we have flash floods here, entire arroyos filling up and sweeping cars off the roads.

Ive always heard about rural places and blizzards. people can get snowed in for weeks at a time. and I guess you can get trapped in the house and cant travel because everything is shut down.
like you have to bug in for a long time to wait stuff out and power usually goes out if its bad enough.

>>35084472
They're known as "#10 cans". Easy to stack, same dimensions between brands. Just needs water + fire. You can get them off of Amazon, just be weary of who you buy from. Some individuals sell expired/tampered-with shit, some overprice like crazy. Best to buy direct from the manufacturer; Most have official Amazon accounts.

>>35074591
you're gonna be like Lt. Dan

except instead of buying shares in Apple and finding a vietnamese waifu, you're going to get raped by poseidons trident and drown

>>35074591
WHY ARE YOU STILL THERE? FUCKING GTFO

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then there is this thing
shtf and camping have allot in common

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Just got some new kit for the storm. R8 please.

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>>35084770
How you actually look

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>this shit happens every year
> Literally every year
>nobody wises up and moves away
>still expects pity and guvbucks when a hurricane blows their shanty away
> no state income tax, so infrastructure is crumbling anyway

20 years I put up with Florida's shit, now I live in Minnesota. Only thing I have to worry about is Somalians. Fuck off, Florida.

> captcha knows

>>35084883
>literally not here
>assuming there isn't a very serious legitimate threat right now

Again, into the gas chamber

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>>35084281
I have found them
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Carboy
they are available from 1 to 16 gallons

>>35084472
>>35084629
walmart generally has the best prices on the augusta farms cans and you don't need to worry about tampering.

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Anyone else ready to make their fortune looting?
>In Chinese the word for crisis and opportunity is the same

>>35084891
My entire fucking family still lives in Florida, prick. I have the proper amount of concern for their safety. But they don't have my pity. They're well off enough to move, and choose not to. So I don't pay attention to their nervous hand-wringing bullshit anymore.

>>35084921
go away tyrone

>>35084925
What and you think everyone is? I literally have no choice. You're being a dick

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>>35084972
Nah m8 just a Business major

>>35084988
Yes, I do. Florida is not a cheap place to live. How much are you paying in rent/mortgage? Guarantee you'd have a much nicer place in the Midwest if you had the sack to pack up and leave. But that'd take effort, wouldn't it? Don't worry, it's a common attitude for this generation.

>>35085023
People don't move in the midwest because they don't want to drive 2 hours to the nearest feed store to buy a jug of milk you inbred retard.

>>35085005
whatever you say jamal

Oh, so it's more Convenient to get your shit pushed in by mother nature every year than it is to have
>a better house
> on more land
> that won't flood
> nicer weather overall

You sunburnt dipshit. Take it from someone who knows: leave Florida and never turn back. I promise you won't regret it, even if you're living in your car wherever you end up.

>>35084545
Same thing as a Kelly kettle. It's for boiling water only. Same with the Swiss Volcano Stove. Cheapest thing to do is just buy a canteen cup stove and an alcohol burner. It's cheap and easy to use. You can also burn wood and esbit tablets in the stove. You could always get an esbit stove too though and stock up on tablets for it. I like the emergency ones for homemade MRE's. They fold up and have three heat tablets. Each tab burns for around ten minutes and boils water in around 4 minutes. I like esbit stoves. They've got the pocket stoves too which fold up, but the pocket stoves last a whole lot longer.

>>35083423
Spam is disgusting filth.
At least the ravioli resembles real food.
The brand is Chef Boyardee.

I also just saw some Hormel "Sandwich Maker" meals that are shelf stable and have meatballs in marinara. Like an MRE for $2.

>>35082839
Dollar Tree has good deals on some things- but you can usually do better with food at Walmart.

>>35084342
>You can do 1 cup pasta to 1cup water in a thermos if you want to stretch the water supply. The water/steam will cook the pasta if low on water. Mix tuna into pasta and enjoy.

The thermos idea seems pretty good.

And pasta and tuna is super easy, very filling and tasty.

Poorfag survival food:
pasta - cook as usual
olive oil- heat and add garlic to make the sauce
garlic or garlic powder for sauce
add a can of tuna, some salt and pepper and enjoy. The flavored tunas also work well.
Could also add a small can of peas to include some veggies.

>>35084354
>can storms knock out the water mains?
Storms usually knock out the electricity- which shuts down the water pumps.

>>35083917
You are not going to win a shooting contest when the police/nasty girls have rolled up to your door with ARs.

And if you do win that shootout, you have just forfeit your entire house and identity that you needed those guns to defend in the first place, because they know exactly who and where the fuck you are. You would need to disappear. It is very, very rare for someone to survive such an encounter and then win the following court case vs the officers - and it would be an enormous drain on your already precious time and resources that are being bent over the table by the impending wrath of god.

Corrupt as fuck or not, you are actively killing the very people that will eventually be responsible for whatever normality returns after your shithole has had a proper natural disaster enema.

You are not going to be anyone's hero.

That doesn't necessarily mean you have to surrender your firearms. It just means they can't know they're there, or must be turned away. Which is where, as >>35083933 points out, a CCable pistol is at big advantage. It is much easier to conceal, and can come with you when you leave the house to go do whatever. Versus the long arm, which would be taken off you if not get you shot.

I think the long arm is worth bothering with, though. Particularly when you're bugging in, and have little reason to leave your premises.

It is also worth noting that you should really conceal anything of particular utility or value that you want to keep in these kinds of scenario. If the relief force decide that you have more than you need, they will take it off of you to use for the rest of the relief effort. It is in your interest to be friendly and establish a good relationship with them when they arrive so they won't think of you first when they're deciding whose generator they're going to eminent domain to meet the ever growing power needs.

It's not fair or right, but it is how such things are conducted.

>>35074391

Ask any home builder and construction workers. You are OK structually. Just stock up on food, water, batteries, sump pump


>>35084485

>>35074447
Sounds like Irma could have more powerful winds. Harvey was bad because it basically stopped over Houston and dropped a fucking deluge on it.

I guess you have to decide for yourself what is worse: having your house blown down by wind or half submerged in disgusting floodwater.

>>35074624
Get a bunch of almonds and cashews. Has higher fat content so you won't feel hungry as soon, good source of protein, and doesn't require cooking.

Why the hell does everyone stock up on rice?

Don't worry if disney doesn't close it ain't shit

I doubt my dinky town will make it we're only a 1-3 miles from the manatee river...

>>35074591
Omae wa mou, shindeiru

>>35085023
>>35085067

I'm a college student and there's no better deal
I have $0 and pay $0

Pretentious dick