What's your nightly routine?

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>>35052079
drink til i fall asleep

>>35052094
Repeat this till thread 404s.
Welcome to /k/

>>35052094
What's your poison?

>>35052079
>point my Webley at windows to keep the skinwalkers away
>skinwalkers don't even live in NC, but I still do it
>say goodnight to my favorite guns
>look at my Confederate flag and remember days gone by
>go to sleep

>>35052079

Lay in bed, stare at the ceiling, and slip slowly into madness.

>4chan 8pm-10pm
>vidya 10pm-3am (checking 4chan throughout vidya time)
>4chan 3am-4am
>anime 4am-6am
>sleep

>load gun, place barrel in mouth, consider suicide
>not yet, not today
>unload, clear chamber, go to sleep
>rinse and repeat

>>35053080
I'm getting too old for this shit

Shit
Load gun
Take another shit with loaded gun
Go to bed
Wake up in the middle of the night to shit
Go to bed
Wake up, shit, and get ready for the day

>>35053108
really getting tired of ur shit anon

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Don't have guns out because canada
Take shit, maybe jack off
Cocoon my self with pillows
Question life choices and second guess career path
Sleep and wake up every 4 hours bcuz construction

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>>35052079
Take the gun on my nightstand and dry fire into my mouth.
If I'm lucky, I forgot to unload it or someone else noticed my routine and loaded it for me.

>>35052094
first post relateble post..drink till its gone

>>35053142
>Don't have guns out because canada

Do the mounties just barge in at 3AM twice a week to double check you've got your shit locked up or something? It seems like all you have to do to get around that is just leave some cleaning supplies next to the gun and say you were cleaning it.

>>35053080
That's the way she fucking goes man

>>35052094

I used to be like you anon

Start excising and drinking green tea link a chinese old lady

>>35052079
Drink water, take my migraine meds, fap, slip into bed, wrap around daki, relax in warmth for a while, roll to other side, wrap around daki tighter, and fall asleep.

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>>35053213
I was shitposting a little bit but they can come "inspect" your guns whenever they want as long as they give you 24 hours notice. That's only if they think you have more than 10 guns in your possession. I just keep my pistols laying about my gun room anyways though, don't tell the rcmp haha

>>35052079
>clean up
>cook dinner
>clean up
>get on computer, play vidya keep weapon of choice in lap
>9PM
>have tea
>sleep

>>35053369
>as long as they give you 24 hours notice

So it's fucking nothing then. I mean, it's still bullshit and shouldn't happen in a free society, but it doesn't stop you from just sleeping with a shotgun next to your bed.

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>>35052079
>utter liturgy of maintenance
>appease wrathful machine spirits
>lube bolter magazine wells
My slumber shall be restful

>read
>kiss my gf goodnight
>lay awake thinking about nothing

Cleanser then moisturizer

>>35052079
>stop fucking around on the computer
>brush teeth
>unload carry gun and put in safe
>take out HD gun (1951 tula sks)
>load 10 rounds of black tip
>cover face in black grease
>cut power to apartment building
>tactically clear apartment
>yell at neighbors fucking
>sprinkle cat food on the floor
>hide under blanket
>wait for mr mittens to take the bait
>grab him
>carry him to bed
>hide under covers until daylight

>>35053666
I want to live this life anon

>>35052079
>10mg of Zolpidem
>Cry myself to sleep

>>35053666
checked

>666.jpg (666bytes)

>floss and brush teeth
>piss/shit
>wash hands and face
>strip
>take out contacts
>change undies
>go to bed
>think about random shit until i fall asleep
I dont have to move or setup guns because they're already setup

>>35053666
>load 10 rounds of black tip
Enjoy killing your neighbors

>>35053722
>floss and brush teeth
>piss/shit
why floss right BEFORE you strain shit through your teeth??

>>35053728
Wat

>>35052113
Bourbon lots of Bourbon

>have glass of wine
>shower
>floss
>brush teeth
>put on pajamas
>check bedside gun to make sure it is loaded
>lay on bed
>close eyes
>try to ignore the voices
>hopefully fall asleep soon

>>35053108
That's a lot of shit.
You should see a doctor.

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>>35052079
>spend two hours telling myself that i should go to bed.
>finally start getting ready by clearing stuff off my bed.
>forget what im doing and fin my self standing in the living room confused.
>hop in bed
>jerk off
>hop out of bed
>Wash hands
>call my dog into my room
>tell him to get off my pillow
>physically remove him from my pillow
>plug in my phone and put my HD gun ontop of the cord incase i have to get the gun in the middle of the night.
>finally lay down in bed
>Call dog over to either curl up around my legs or lay back to back with me.
>inevitably roll over and play with his paws while i try and go to sleep
>realize that he is not a fan so i roll back over and do my best to appreciate his warmth without bothering him.
>reach around in the dark for my HD gun.
>Find it and set it where my hand will naturally go incase of stuff.
>Close my eyes and wait for sleep to take me.

>>35053777

ha ha weird, weird.

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>>35053777
digits checked. i am enjoying the level of autism in this thread

>>35053725
That's the goal.

>>35053728
>why floss right BEFORE you strain shit through your teeth??
Because that's what dentists teach you. You floss your teeth to remove all the shit stuck between them, and you brush'em to remove all the gun on them.

>>35053806
GUNK

>>35052094
I'm married to my career. I'm a retail supervisor that's about to be made into an assistant manager. I save all of my money for funs but by the time I'm off work I get hammered until I pass out.

>>35053833

You're married to meaninglessness. Good for you, my precious little cog goy.

>read
>take sleeping pills and supplements while listening to a random song on my phone
>drink it down with some fiber
>take a piss
>go back to bed
>compulsively inspect my bed sheets to make sure they're on properly, the door knob to make sure it's really locked, and the AC to make sure it's on the right settings
>apply some chapstick
>put on some hand lotion
>take a sip of water
>take a piss again just in case I didn't get it all out the first time
>apply chapstick and lotion again
>drink another sip of water
>compulsively check my alarm clock to make sure the time matches with my phone and the alarm is set right
>check my phone to make sure it's on silent and there's no background apps running
>go to sleep after tossing and turning for an hour and probably using the bathroom again even though I usually don't actually have to piss
OCD is suffering

>>35053845
It's only meaningless when you're not the boss.

>>35053885
Haha if that's what you want to tell yourself while you waste away your time with (((retail))) and drinking.

>>35053901
Yeah? And how do you win your daily bread?

>>35053901
Still better than being a jobless NEET. I used to live the NEET life and I'm much happier.

>>35053847
>while listening to a random song on my phone
im not this guy but i that made me curious if everyone else hates music?

I mean i like music but honestly i have to pretty much curate everything. I cant listen to the radio or anything cause i just end up hating everything.

when i do listen to music i usually end up listening to the same or same set of songs for weeks.

I listened to Lady Gaga's "john wayne" for about a month and half. I would listen to it on repeat every morning on my way to work. Which is about a hour both ways.

Op is a fag

>>35053919
>when i do listen to music i usually end up listening to the same or same set of songs for weeks.
Yeah, me too.

>>35053913
I plant it in my yard and harvest it, like an actual self sufficient non jewbag human being.

>take SKS from where it sits when I play vidya
>put it by bed
>consider grabbing my AR or even a handgun instead
>nyet, rifle is fine
>jerk off to whores on dating sites
>go to sleep

I honestly hate how attached I am to an inferior weapon but I suppose it'll get the job done.

>bell rings
>time for bed
>grab my authentic russian made sks and tuck it under covers
>use bedroll on the floor
>dream of a brand new 7.62 rifle that doesn't cost my entire bank account

>>35053108
What a load of shit

>>35052079
go to my room
Change into pajamas/sleeping clothes
Clear shit off my bed if it's laundry day
Post on /k/ from my phone until I'm tired enough that I can't actually help anybody
Then I either head to the bathroom and jack off or skip straight to plugging my phone in and sleeping.

Bedside gun is a Jericho 941F and (for now) my M48 loaded with Romanian FMJs (I forget how many grains)

Normally this would be my AK.

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>Dinner with wife and son
>Hang out with everyone, play with my boy and his nerd guns/light sabers/dress him in milsurp and play "Armenians"
>read him his fighter jet book to bed
>wife reads him his story, brush my teeth
>She finishes, tucks him in and comes to the bedroom
>wife and I get naked in bed and talk, watch movies, etc
>Sex sex sex
>Grab my Kindle and shortlist while she falls asleep next to me
>Shitpost on /k/ always way too late and hate how tired I am the next day
>repeat

>>35054170

Pic related, me every morning, lol

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>>35054170

Fucking LOL. My Kindle corrected "armymans" to "Armenians". Wow.

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>go outside and smoke a pack.
>watch anime, usually gundam or some random shit
>drink
>piss off my balcony onto neighbors porch
>smoke another pack and remember my past
>drink more
>smoke one more pack
>remember the one that got away
>smoke one more pack
>sleep

>>35053989
>SKS
>Inferior
What fucked up timeline do you live in where a quality SKS is inferior to anything?

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>Lock door
>Clear room
>Chair under doorknob
>Keys wedged between top of door and frame (kek, I will wake up if ninjas try to sneak in.
>Get naked
>Get in bed, gun on nightstand
>4chan
>Watch porn and fap
>Grab gun and leave room to piss
>Re-secure room
>Back to bed
>Turn on audiobook and sleep

>>35052079
>Arrive home from debt slaving. Take M&P2.0 out of laptop bag and put in back pocket.
>Cook dinner and eat with roommate.
>Watch TV or read outside while sun goes down.
>Play vidya or browse interbutts with M&P on desk when it gets dark.
>Shit and brush teeth
>Slap quick detach light on M&P and put into rigged pillow holster.
>Sleep and dream about all those missed opportunities and places I'll never be in life.
>Repeat.

>fondle assorted weapons
>play video games
>smoke a bowl
>fingerpaint on /k/
>fall asleep

>>35053901
>>35053833
Euphoric NEETS need to go back to
>>>/r9k/

>turn off computer/Vidya consoles
>Make bed and take a piss
>Whip out my phone and get ready to jerk it to jav or h manga
>take one last piss for good measure because I dont want that burning feeling in my dick

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>Get to barracks
>Legs hurt still, legs always hurt.
>Think about ex fiance
>Think about life
>Drink
>Seriously consider contract marriage
>go to sleep

>>35053405
That's only *apparently* if you have more than 10 Restricteds (ARs or pistols). In reality, it never happens, and the only fear for HD a Syrup has is how badly the RCMP/Crown will attempt to drag you through the mud and rape you financially once they see it was a legal shoot.

Otherwise, Anon has no excuse. Getting a gun is retardedly easy, it's gaining traction among normies, and our laws are lazily enforced. You don't have an excuse up here with how easy it is to become hasgunz.

>insomnia
I'll be here all night, every night until utter exhaustion pulls me down into sleep

>>35052094
delete this

>nightly routine

>wake up
>go to work
>come home 12 hours later
>eat
>wait a couple hours until I'm tired enough to sleep
>sleep
>repeat

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>>35052079
Insomnia usually at least until daylight.
Have to have something to occupy my mind or it will race and I won't sleep at all even after days of being awake.

>Fondle my swedish mauser.

>Look through the scope of my 597.

>Pick up some 6,5x55, and contemplate anal stimulation while masturbating, as they do feel like they would be rather comfortable

>change mind, not ready to go full /k/ yet

>put it all back in the safe

>go to sleep, with sweet dreams of the collapse of the European Union.

>Get in bed
>Pretend body pillow is the gf or qt trap bf I'll never have
>Fight back the tears and creeping depression
>Ask God to kill me in my sleep but he just laughs at me or something
>Dread going back to work
>Wish I was an elite operator
>Watch some shitty horror movie until my cheeks dry off and then drift to sleep
>Be disappointed when I wake up

>>35053777
That's great, anon.

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>>35052094
Single barrel sleeping pill master race.

Turn that brown frown bear upside down there.

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>>35052079

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>>35056750
>>ask God to kill me in my sleep but he just laughs or something

My sides

>>35054337
Perhaps not "inferior" per say but not the best defensive choice when I have rifles and handguns that have detachable magazines and hold more rounds.

>drink
>bring laptop to bed to watch an animu episode
>pet cuddly fat cat
>snuggle with daki
>sleep

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>walk into rabbit room
>say good night to battle bunny
>head to bed
>switch tv to news channel so I have something to watch in the morning (+ the little clock in the corner is useful)
>rabbit runs under my bed like clockwork
>check on bed sks
>get a quick whiff of cosmoline
>oper8 innadream until morning light

>>35056750
are you me?

only difference is instead of horror movie i fall asleep listening to asmr or white noise or anything that is louder than depression but quiet enough for me to sleep

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>>35058257
Post more pics of battle bunny please.

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>>35058858

>>35058888
Christ it's so adorable.

>>35058888
>8888
quads allow rabbits to defy gravity

>>35053108
sounds pretty shitty 2bh

>>35053399
normie detected

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>>35052079
>take shower and wash face and body
>dick around on computer or with guns for about 20 minutes
>shave
>brush teeth
>lay in bed for about 20 minutes fantasizing about cuddling a monstergirl amazon gf until going to sleep
It's autistic but I unironically do this

>>35059011
do you sometimes take a shower and not wash your face or body?

>2000 have a few drinks and take my ZMA caps
>2015 brush teeth
>Up to 2100 take a few more drinks and reading until I fall asleep
>Wake up at 0330
>Brew up some coffee, fill thermos, shuffle out to commence honk eradication operations
>0600 return home, shower, shave, brush teeth, head to work with time to spare before 8 o clock.

>>35059188
No...

>>35052113
true alcoholics have one answer:everything

>>35052079
>Shower if I haven't already
>Get in bed, last made in 2005
>Dick around online for the next 6-8 hours
>crash

>>35053761
It's perfectly natural, he has a high metabolism and must eat so much or else he withers away and dies

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>have myself a snack
>take care of animals, spend time with my birds
>lock up the house, check my posessions, shut down my computer
>head upstairs, moisturize and exfoliate before putting on a finishing acid cream
>make nest in bed, place cats strategically to block incoming fire
>sleep till morning

>>35061847
>place cats strategically to block incoming fire
You fucking monster

>>35053919
>when i do listen to music i usually end up listening to the same or same set of songs for weeks.

ye i been like this for 5 maybe 6 years my girl caught on and thinks its funny

>>35061847
>moisturize and exfoliate before putting on a finishing acid cream
What's it like being gay?

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>>35052079

>>35064335
I intend to continue looking ~16 long after I'm in my thirties.

Skincare is cheap and important for moving up in the world - pretty people succeed in political and corporate environments.

>>35064819
Not necessarily because they're pretty but rather because pretty people tend to be tall and fit both of which are indicators for high intelligence.

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>fap
>shower
>drink
>shitpost and listen to music
>sleep
That's how I function on weekends.

>Wake up
>gym
>class
>work
>martial arts
>shower
>fap
>sleep

>>35064903
Well, I can never be beyond average height but, hell, I'll take being fit.

>>35054220
>4 packs before bed
jesus

>>35053833
save some money move to africa and become war lord

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>>35052094
Fuck you. I have japanese tier cold due to chinese tier particulate air pollution in +100°F heat and I have to work on labor day for my 9-5.
I take a sip of rum to wake me up now but only if I have a dream that I am working or woke up late, only to wake up early before my alarm.

>>35053080
Too real pham

>>35052079
When going to bed I take my saiga 308 flip on the flashlight and the laser. Then I clear my house. Securing windows, doors, and turning off lights as I go. Then look out Windows to make sure there aren't any cars parked out front with people just chilling in them. Then I stalk back to my room And laydown on my bed with my rifle laying on top of me clutched in my hands pointing down with a round chambered and safety on.

I wasn't always this crazy. My ex has broken into my house and attacked me multiple times. And now I believe her and her gangbanger boyfriend and possible other gang members are going to try some shit. Ive gotten some disturbing texts and I have done some shit that might provoke them. Calling the boyfriend a retarded midget in texts. Promising to lend the ex money so she could get the only car they have fixed and just not ever doing anything. And when I did reply I insinuated that her boyfriend either "was too stupid" to hustle up money to fix her car or "didn't really love her" enough to fork over the cash and then I told her "this piece of shit your dating isn't a real man if he can't even put together a few hundred bucks to fix the girl he supposedly loves car. also what kind of man in their mid twenties doesn't have a vehicle? You're dating a fucking loser." apparently gang is legit from news reports.
So wish me luck anons. With my battle rifle I don't think I'll need it.

why do so many of you shit before bed?
maintain a better diet and shit before you shower in the morning.
also shower in the morning.
>fucking neets

>>35052079
If I'm struggling I unironically set up YouTube with one of Ian's long forgotten weapons and fall asleep, I wake up to a history of all the Bergmans

>>35066076
Claymores are your friends

>come home from work
>netflix or vidya or youtube before 11 pm,fondle guns
>shit
>shower,shave if i need to
>brush and floss
>take sleeping pills,hope to not wake up at 4 am
>wake up 9 or 8 hours later
>gym
>work
>repeat

On the days off I get I go shooting,i have 8 months before I do 3 years of military and then go for RCMP.If RCMP wont take me im going municipal police.

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>>35066431
Yeah. .expensive, illegal, hard to manufacture friends.

What's fucked is I've gotten used to sleeping with the heft of the rifle across my torso, it's very comforting for me. I don't know if i can sleep normal after this situation blows up or blows over

No thanks ATF.

But seriously, I usually just bedpost from my smartphone for about 2 hours. Eventually I will just get tired, or my phone will run out of juice, and I will strip all of my clothes off, put the phone in the charger. Fap, and fall asleep.