I have apprehended an intruder. He is cricket-bro. What do, /k/?

>>34948894
i always thought the bugs were supposedly a lot bigger in australia

>>34948894
burn him with a white bic because he is loud

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>>34948894
damn rotated pic

>>34948906
burn

Fuck off cancer
>>>/b/
>>>/b/

spare his life.

>>34948894
Make a video detailing his capture at the hands of your forces after he was found trespassing in your territory and send it to the cricket government and demand ransom money in reparations. Then when they pay you, execute the prisoner and wage war on the local cricket nation and claim your rightful clay once more.

>>34948945
penis toucher

>>34948927
why not train him to attack on command

>>34948944
fuck you faggot

>>34948945
perhaps

>>34948949
that's silly

>>34948954
no
burn

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>>34948944
>implying this isn't significantly higher quality posting than 98% of shit on this fucking board

Test to see how many ants it takes to kill him

>>34948964
h-how do I get the ants?

>>34948894
spray him with ammonia laced glass cleaner and watch him go crazy as his nervous sytem starts to fail him and he becomes paralyzed
Or maybe they just get progressive brain damage, I don't know I'm not an entomologist, I just find it fun to watch
bonus points if you manage to grab him by the antennae immediately after spraying him and toss him in the toilet

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>>34948992
he's afraid of this idea in particular

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>>34948950
>>34948954

You never know when a life debt will come in handy.

>>34949000
checked

>>34949000
haha. nice digits. always loved this pic, perfect. yeah sorry everyone for being anticlimactic, truth is i just snapped the pictures then let him go outside.

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I never kill anything without a good reason. Do no stay down the path of the autistic child, OP.

>>34948963
this
do we really need 8 threads about how much /k/ hates /pol/ and absolutely loves all things communism?
Christ why do I even come here anymore it's just /leftypol/ here now. hell there are gun generals on /pol/. I would go so far as to say there are more hasguns there than here.

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>>34949018
yeah I let him go, time to shitpost now guys

>>34949027
That's too bad, I hit those bastards with glass cleaner on an almost daily basis because there's so many of them in the house some how

>>34949027
I hate u