What's the worst thing that has ever happened at nuggetfest?

A murder that people still haven't noticed.
(afaik, I haven't seen anything in the local paper at least)

>>34793141
That guy in the pic for sure.

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>>34793152
Do you have something you'd like to talk about anon?

People eating cum-laced brownies or something.

Before that, I was just waiting for a meetup in my area, I was really interested. Now I wouldnt be caught dead there

That time when some literal underaged minor dragged a bunch of anons across Texas only to be kicked out of their shooting place because said kid forgot to ask his parents to let a bunch of neckbeards come to their property to shoot.

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>>34793152
dude what?

>>34793152
Who did they kill?
>>34793166
>People eating cum-laced brownies or something.
Wait, really? They're even more deranged than I thought.

>>34793166
>>34793189
You know that was a meme, that the guy was joking and used condensed milk?

I swear, /k/ really is easy to troll.

>>34793220
I don't know, man. There are some abnormal people on 4chan.

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When I see things like pic related, I remember never to go to a nuggetfest again.

The people you'll see there have typically three or more of these qualities.

>fat
>ugly
>double digit I.Q.
>poor
>noguns
>uneducated
>no manners
>degenerates
>homosexuals
>feminine (which is okay for women but these meets are 99% filled by men)
>mall ninja (and not in a silly ironic /k/ board culture way, but actual wannabe Spec Ops way)
>passive aggressive because they're autists who are afraid of confrontation and don't make eye contact when speaking
>druggies
>flag everyone with their guns
>underage
>obnoxious and cringe-worthy communicators
>liberal commies (I shit you not)

The only people who are there who are normal human beings without all this weird baggage are guys like myself who went there and then realized how we don't belong there.

Save yourselves the hours of disgust and cringe. Or go there and film it but then you'd be giving gun owners a bad name.

>>34793164
Actually, yes.
It's pretty fucking infuriating that no one has noticed my handiwork.

This kid wouldn't shut the fuck up about his AK, and he looked like kind of a pothead (typical commie) so I said to him "hey man, me and some guys are gonna get baked, want in?" and his precious little eyes lit up.
So I then told him "ok, they are a ways that a way, we have to do it so the rest of the guys don't catch a whiff, here, I'll show you the spot".
And so we walk for about fifteen minutes, while I casually look for a good spot. I kind of feel he is getting impatient so when we pass this little trough in the ground, I decide it's good enough.
I say "Hey man, see that deer? Isn't nature beautiful?" (there was no deer) and put two in the back of his head while he is turned around.
I drag him about 20 feet back to the little ditch, throw some branches on him, and head back.
No one heard/noticed the shots because there were so many, and when someone looked at me funny as I re-entered I just fumbled with my zipper so he thought I just went for a piss.
Pretty boring, actually.

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>>34793243

>>34793141
>>34793168
Both. New rules for nuggetfest.
>1. You show up in a dress you die. From multiple self-inflicted gunshot wounds from multiple calibers and directions.
>2.No animals are to be killed.
>3.Drugs and Alcohol can be consumed, but if you touch a gun you get your ass kicked.
>4.Forms of Consent and Release from Liability Forms are to be signed and collected by the host.
>5.NO FIGHTING IN THE WAR ROOM.
>6.Death Metal is the best Metal.
>7.BLOOD FOR THE BLOOD GOD!

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>>34793243
YOU WAHT

>>34793403
he had it coming

>>34793392

Ruined it at the death metal part. Bunch of loud stupid screaming.

>>34793243
Well that's terrifying.

>>34793141
When the guy hosting one event only told the landowner that he was "having friends over" and didn't make it apparent buses of heavily armed idiots were coming to shoot and scream on his property.
Somebody brought, killed and skinned a sacrificial goat before the landowner came to see what the fuck was going on, too.
He threatened to call the police because of OP's dumb fuckery and the bloody goat carcass hanging from a tree.

People unknowingly eating brownies filled with cum is a close second.

>>34793233
Hey I only check
>poor
>noguns
and
>uneducated
Those aren't so bad.

Also I only look like a druggy, I just have Celtic genetics and a tapeworm.

>>34793233
There should be a pre-approved nugget fest with vetting on actually owned private property

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>>34793243
there is no way this is real haha, right guys?

>>34793243
>>34793413
I dont know if this is a troll or not, but I am deeply concerned.

Cum brownies are one kind of elaborate joke, but you dont joke about this kind of shit man.

>>34793464
>>34793468
>>34793437
Summer can only end so fast, but man, it could go a LITTLE faster

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>>34793441
>Somebody brought, killed and skinned a sacrificial goat before the landowner came to see what the fuck was going on, too.
What's wrong with killing an animal? Are you some kind of vegan activist? Meat has to come from somewhere, you know.

>>34793475
Most anons are soft handed suburbanites and city boys that have never so much as gutted a fish or handled particularly bloody steaks, they are little baby boys

>>34793475
>nailing the fucking goat to the tree is perfectly alright as well

>>34793475
They killed an animal and hung it's bloody skin and horns from a tree on somebody who didn't even know the NuggetFest was going on's property

>>34793468
https://www.amazon.com/Natural-Harvest-collection-semen-based-recipes/dp/1481227041

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>>34793243
>>34793413

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>>34793243

>easiest board to troll.jpg

>>34793488
>>34793490
They killed the goat for its meat. Nailing the skin to the tree was partly a joke an partly a way to get the skin out of the way so nobody tripped over it and it didn't attract wild animals.

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>>34793507

>>34793243
So what happened to this guy's car?

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>>34793243
>>34793413
idk if that's a very good reason to do something like that, anon...

>>34793464
I wouldn't worry about it.

If anyone shows up in a dress, prepare to be sodomized at the next Midwest meet up.

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>>34793494
why does this exist?

>>34793544
Because there are many abnormal people out there. I'm not a psychologist, but I would guess that people get sexual enjoyment from eating semen because the associate semen with the act of sex.

>>34793243
I know this is bullshit, 1. What about his car? 2. His body wouldn't go unnoticed if you just walked him out a bit, the property owner would find it and EVERYONE would be called back for investigation

But fuck shit like that makes me not want to go. I know probably 90% of you guys are nice, if short, fat or stupid, but if that 10% were to try and get me you lot wouldn't have any situational awareness in order to help or notice.

If /k/ was stationed as guards, we'd get picked off more embarrassingly than Genome Soldiers.

>>34793494
What the fuck.

>>34793573
>His body wouldn't go unnoticed if you just walked him out a bit, the property owner would find it and EVERYONE would be called back for investigation
I wouldn't be so sure about that, anon. You'd be surprised how fast insects and other wild animals can devour a body. Feral swine are especially ravenous.
>>34793581
Before the internet was invented, fucked up people read fucked up books.

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>>34793590
There are some bones in the human body that are pretty big, anon. Also as said, his car would still be there and the property owner would need to call it in most likely.

>>34793573
i hitched his car, drove it out a bit, and then called for a tow
as far as the property owner not finding it, idk man, I was kinda hoping he would, getting caught is part of the rush, but like I said I haven't seen any newspaper articles or nothing so I can only assume they haven't found him yet (if the body is still there and hasn't been eaten, that is)

>>34793610
>i hitched his car
Yeah bullshit, you made details like the zipper in the original post, if you were for serious you would've mentioned that, you fucked up your fake story.

>>34793609
If hogs got into it, they would have torn the body to pieces and carried the bones a long way, maybe even miles. He may not have had a car. He may have hitched a ride with somebody or taken a bus. Even if his car was left there, there's no guarantee the body would have been found. Police are often lazy and give up looking after a few days. Stranger things have happened.

>>34793628
You are right anon, haha, it was just a funny story I thought i'd tell.
Everyone should relax, these meets are a safe place and you should feel at ease, nothing like this would ever happen, you have nothing to worry about!

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>>34793392

>>34793243
>>34793322
>>34793403
>>34793437
>>34793464
>>34793468
I killed someone as well.
It's pretty fucking infuriating that no one has noticed my handiwork.

This kid wouldn't shut up the fuck up about his AK, and he looked like kind of a pothead (typical pothead) so I said to him "hey man, me and some guys are gonna get baked want in?" and his precious little eyes lit up.
So I then told him "ok, they are a ways that a way, we have to do it so the rest of the guys don't catch a whiff, here, I'll show the spot."
And so we walk for about fifteen minutes,
while I casually look for a good spot. I kind of feel he is getting impatient so when we pass this little trough in the ground, I decide it's good enough.
I say "Hey man, see that deer? Isn't nature beautiful?" (there was no deer) and put my dick in his ass. After shooting two loads in his ass.
I knock him out and drag him 20 feet back to the little ditch, throw some branches on him, and head back.
No one heard/noticed the sex because there were so many, and someone looked at me funny as I re-entered, I just fumbled with my zipper so he thought I went for a piss.
Pretty boring, actually.
Also I have AIDS.

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>>34793659
on the one hand, making mockery of some kids murder

on the other hand, kek

>>34793683
>making mockery of some kids murder
That anon was a troll and his post was bait.

How the fuck would somebody stupid enough to confess to murder on a public website not have been caught by now? How would a relatively stupid murderer not have past convictions that would prevent him from owning a gun in the first place?

>>34793693
>How the fuck would somebody stupid enough to confess to murder on a public website
You'd be surprised. A woman confessed to murdering her ex husband on the Tom Leykis show. Police aren't going to take everything seriously on 4chan, if they even notice.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s94Bs8htJpE

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>>34793243
No fucking way...

>>34793693
>stupid enough to confess to murder on a public website
at first I was scared of letting off details in case they would lead back, but I think I'm ok.
the body is probably gone, and I doubt that the tow truck company would keep customer records from that far back, those points in addition to a VPN make me feel pretty safe talking about it

>>34793706
Even then killing someone because they own and like a gun you don't isn't the behavior of somebody with no priors, he'd have to be a felon if he's that prone to radical violence, and if so he wouldn't have a gun in the first place.

>>34793725
if only that were the case
if only the world worked that way

some people can keep their shit together until they stumble upon a target of opportunity

>>34793725
You do realize that many, many, many people do crimes and get away with it, right? Believe me. I have some friends in low places. I myself have gotten away with many petty crimes for which the statute of limitations is expired. Hell, there are serial killers who never get caught.

>>34793514
>Gigantic hole in the story

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>>34793243
>>34793413
>>34793610

>>34793738
I just doubt it, man. If it's true though then yeah, what the fuck.

>>34793740
Serial killers usually are careful and hide their shit, they don't kill druggies for shilling AKs on a whim. I find it bullshit and bait. If it ain't then hopefully he gets caught.

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>>34793243

Only tripfags would go to any meetup.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pBpdXHyUNsY

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>>34793631
Can confirm. Hogs'll do that.

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>>34793243

>>34793706
There was also that German guy in Canada who murdered and dismembered his ex (?), then posted pics on /b/.

>>34793762
>Serial killers usually are careful

No they aren't. They evade capture for so long (if at all) because they're random, choose low risk targets, are really great liars, and often don't have a record. Stop using Criminal Minds as your main resource.

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>>34793243

>Bags a commie

Here's a video recreation of the events that unfolded.

>>34793693
It's like a weird variation of Poe's Law. I'm 99% sure he's a troll, but there's that nagging sliver of chance that he's not. I've seen some fucked up shit in my time.

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>>34793233
pic related

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>>34793944
Bullshit mother fucker

I studied foresic pathology (memorized every bone in the body, with features and landmarks)

Most of these serial killers are extremely smart. Almost every one of them has a higher Iq. Could be a predatorial mindset, who knows. Random victims help the guy get away, but regardless they usually know what theyre doing.

Till they fuck up hard once or twice.

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>>34793243
So why the fuck did you cap him faggot?
Did he truly deserve that, because to me it just sounds like a kick in the knee would have sufficed.

>>34793762
serial killers are usually just black but we don't classify them as such.

>>34794136
Average iq for serial killer is 94.7

http://www.businessinsider.com/a-surprising-look-at-the-average-serial-killer-2015-5

>>34793632
I wouldn't worry about it...

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>>34793468
>unnecessary double spacing
>"don't joke about murder"
>pic related
>>34793507
At least newfags will never go to nuggetfests due to the rational fear of being fed semen brownies and getting double tapped in the back of the head, brought to light by trustworthy posts on here.

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>>34793141

the guy who did a shit into a plastic shopping bag and threw it onto the campfire.

>>34793141
fact is that each year more and more skinwalkers start posting on /k/ thanks to nuggetfest

>>34794538
There's nothing wrong with burning manure. It was a common source of fuel in central Asia and the Great Plains of the USA. Burning plastic is probably a bad idea, though.

>>34794316
>Cap him
Ooga booga

>>34794393
And how much of that is skewed by gang violence?

>>34794662
Roving gangs of serial killers?

>>34794706
Gang bangers and such, AKA niggers killing niggers.
Kill more than 2 and you're a serial killer, but not the stereotypical Bateman type.

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>>34793243
>probably a joke...
>texts jeff anyway

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>>34793441
>When the guy hosting one event only told the landowner that he was "having friends over" and didn't make it apparent buses of heavily armed idiots were coming to shoot and scream on his property.

Not quite what happened.

more or less straightforward chain of events is as follows:
>creep gets contacted by a "landowner" offering to host nuggetfest.
>everything he's saying seems to check out
>creep kinda drops the ball on fully vetting him
>turns out that he was the grandson of the actual landowner, and only said something like 20 people were coming out to camp shoot and have fun
>actual land ownder comes out to check on things, nuggetfest is in full swing
>pic related
>landownder goes off
>later attempts to call grandson to tell him to get everyone gone
>shitty cell reception means no call gets through
>landownder comes out the next morning
>nuggetfest is still in full swing, grandadad loses his calm wants everyone gone yesterday and makes this known.
>cue panicked egress of kommandos and apologies by creepfinder,.

>>34793141
Mugi got seduced and impregnated by a trap and we lost our waifu to a man wearing skirts

>>34793392
its WEAPONS FOR THE WEAPONS CUBE remember?
you're on /k/ now

>>34793243
yes I know we all want to shoot dopers in the back of the head but none of us actually do it!

>>34793659
I think we should report this to fbi, if the fbi guy who watch this threads is a lazy fuck or something, cause this is concerning

>>34793462
so long as you don't violate the NAP while on another person's private property

>>34793475
you dont waste livestock, dumb fuck
respect the animal.

>>34794538
holy shit Mustang II Cobra II. the rarest pinto variant.

>>34795274
https://tips.fbi.gov/#googtrans(pt)

>>34795384
i see you're new to 4chan. perhaps you should check out >>>/b/

>>34793392
what i.smoke and drink and shoot guns inna commiefornia

>>34795400
>cobra II
thats a King Cobra faggot.

Does nuggetfest have campfires for everyone to squat around and drink vodka?

>>34793227
Except he posted a picture to "prove" it and the "jizz" was stark white. Fun for a while, but he admitted it later on.

Honestly the worst thing was the 19 year old who tried to host Texas Nuggetfest by lying to his grandpa about who was coming and for how long.

>>34794526
i wouldn't mind the semen brownies, I'd probably kiss the anon who made them

>>34793233
bingo. There are some good dudes, but their bullshit tollerance is very high compared to mine, and there is the inevitable proposition for butt stuff that is unasked for.

>>34795449
The stalker challenge might be more up your alley.

>>34795472
Too bad for you, it was condensed milk and a clever ruse. I'm sure you can talk someone into letting you get some from the tap tho.

>>34795485
>tfw extremely high tolerance for bullshit
I'll probably be right at home. Still probably make fun of the megadweebs in private later though. Unlike some of the normalfags who show up to these meets and are shocked at the caliber of people they find, I know exactly what I'm getting myself into when I meet people who use 4chan regularly so nothing they could do or say would be a surprise to me.

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>>34793243
When's the next meet? I'll bring my AK

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>>34793141
>want to go to Nuggetfest
>live in Europe

>>34793141
The worst thing that ever happened at nuggetfest? That it still happens and people think the nugget is a good weapon.

>>34795585
Nobody unironically thinks the nugget is a good weapon, stop spreading misinformation. People have completely stopped recommending it at all once the last rifles under $200 dried up and there's not a soul on this board who thinks it's worth anything of you can't get it for dirt cheap. It is literally a meme gun.
t. Former Mosin owner

>random anon blames goat incident on sa/k/uya
>explain story to irl anon
>now everyone blames him for it
im sorry senpai

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>>34795472
git out

>>34794545
>he's still worrynng about nonsesne legends
You shouldn't worry about it, Anonyoms.

Been to 4 nuggetfests. Nothing but good times, interesting weapons that people beg you to shoot (often not even asking for ammo money), amazing campfire cooking (no cum brownies, never even seen a fucking brownie at nuggetfest) and great people (I can think of only 3 antisocial guys who I honestly don't get why they are there, but it's a free country.) Even the "degenerates" are good people, honestly. I was a bit put off socializing with crossdressers and open homosexuals/transexuals at first (muh christfag upbringing), but it is amazing how shared culture and values can bring people together, they are all really nice people, and it really has been a positive experience for me. Even when things have gone horribly wrong, people pull together and make the best of it. Ironically TXNF was one of my most cherished memories despite (and because of) all the craziness involved.

I know most of you are meming, but if you are reading this and are a chill bro who just wants to have a good time with other cool guys, please take the time to show up. Creep has really done an amazing job crafting order from the chaos of the chans and it really shows just how much fun we can all have together when we just put the bullshit aside and be excellent to each other.

>>34795603
>former
If you already have it, why sell it?

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>>34793243
posting in epic nuggetfest murder thread

>inb4 creep in the foyer with the candlestick

>>34795709
Wanted a WASR.
Honestly I kinda regret getting rid of it, it was a 91/59 with a new barrel and a flawless crown, not a 91/30. Only cost me $150 and was actually fairly decent. Shot true as far as I could take it out with decent ammo. Problem was I never used it because I shoot 2gun, not distance. And I never hunt. It only came out of the safe when taking friends to the range to plink for a few hours. It's still just a Mosin though, even if it was a nice one. If I was buying another carbine I'd rather buy an M48.

I'm going to show up so I can stab memesters

>>34795749
Stab me first

>>34795848
I can also find other mischievous things to do like throwing itching powder everywhere, starting a fire around the camp while everyone is sleeping, put laxatives in people's food, air out your tires etc

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>>34793392
You sound like exactly the type of person the people here are complaining about.

>>34795869
Just fucking kill me

>>34795909
Depending on the amount of memes thrown around I might douse everything in gasoline and let er rip

>>34795918
>not showing up early and rigging the entire area with IEDs

>>34793220
shit like that is not funny. Its not funny because there are sick fucks out there who do that. Its not funny becuase if you get off on making people uncomfortable that you are supposed to be friendly with, you are just a sadist prick.

So the consequence is the trust is thoroughly eroded.

>>34793220
>condensed milk
sick fuck

>gave serious consideration to going to the last Texas nuggetfest
>decided to save my vacation time for something useful instead
>later found out it lasted 12 hours before everyone was run off by autistic anons stepdad or whatever

Glad I can continue being a shut in and only shooting with 2-3 people I trust.

I didn't get to plow sakuyas boipucci

This whole thread has reaffirmed my decision to never go to a nuggetfest.

>>34795737
fucking murder she wrote lol

No mention of the ND at PA Nuggetfest that missed the guy by 2 inches?

>ceasefire happens to clean ranges and set up targets
>everyone is suppose to be cond 4
>except one fudd with a nugget
>said fudd is sitting on the ground with everyone to the left and right of him
>guy next to fudd notices is bolt is closed, asked why it isnt open like suppose to.
>fudd cackles and guarantees its unloaded by pulling trigger with muzzle right next toface of guy next to him
>guess what happens
>guy ends up with hearing loss and fudd isnt even kicked out.

So if your suicidal go to NF because theres a high chance if getting shot

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>>34793392
faggot

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>>34793243
Come on now

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>>34793243

>>34793141
Sakuya.

>>34793533
That's only going to encourage people

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>>34796552
This is fake news and so are you.

I want to be reborn a girl so I can go to every nugget fest and get fucked by all the Anons and be a cum slave for the event just to do it all over again.

>>34797184
Well everyone has dreams, yours is just a bit.. unconventional.

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>>34793243
>I say "Hey man, see that deer? Isn't nature beautiful?" (there was no deer) and put two in the back of his head while he is turned around.

I'm envisioning this as a deleted scene from American Psycho.

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>>34797184
Good news, all the faggots here would probably like a dick girl. Just become a trap.

>>34794136
>Most of these serial killers are extremely smart. Almost every one of them has a higher Iq

Man, stop making up bullshit, most of them are dumber than rocks.

>>34797290
>shadman

>>34793233
Aw that's cute you think that you're the exception.

>>34793243
Cringelord

>>34793441
This interview was recorded with the exact purpose of dispelling this retarded rumor

https://soundcloud.com/kommandoradio/kommando-news-special-edition-03-06-2017

>>34795369
>weapons cube

???

>trip codes were a mistake

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>>34797290
>California ID
>European numbering

Bullshit

>>34793141
I don't go to any kind of board meetups on 4chan because I enjoy the anonymity that posting here provides. Also because of potential serial killers and generally weird people who might hold a rag over your face and widen your holes when no one else is around

>>34793590
>I've never heard of a body farm: the post.
If this happened, which it didn't, there would still be bones and decayed tissue remnants to this day.
>>34793610
>Towing a car without proof of ownership or a destination
Yeah ok buddy.

>>34794393
Youre a retard. This only has information on serial killers WHO HAVE BEEN IDENTIFIED. I bet you think running from the cops is hard because you never see people escape on worlds wildest police chases.

>>34795577
lets go to nuggetfest together anon

britbong here

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>>34798176
>not organizing your own euro-NEET-meet
>Relying on burgers to do everything for you

This is getting old.

>>34798352
There was one in switzeland once, but you couldn't really call it a /k/ meetup.

>>34797525
Y-yeah...who would want that..

>>34798368
>but you couldn't really call it a /k/ meetup.
So it wasnt full of dumb unpolite obese retarded autistic pieces of shit?

Huh, must have been awesome!

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>>34793243
Someone screenshot this whole thread

>>34798444
Why? It's all summer bait.

>>34798368
>switzeland
>Eurocucks

Pick one.

>>34798576
More like
>pick two and be a raging fucking faggot

>>34798176
Would be fun, but plane tickets are expensive and you can't legally buy a gun in the US unless you're a legal resident who has resided in the US for over 90 days. That's what it said the last time I checked at least, I might be wrong.

>>34794603
Human shit is not manure.

>>34799165
I think all a foreign tourist needs is a hunting permit and they're good to go to buy a gun in most states. I even read that someone here on the visa waiver program doesn't even need a permit.

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>>34793243
>>34793413
Entirely possible, but probably didn't happen.

>>34799165
You don't need to own a gun to go to NF. Plenty of nogunz have gone before, you can still camp and drink and hike like the rest. Just about anyone will let you shoot their guns if you ask.

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>going to some shithole in the woods with group of armed strangers you've met on internet site used mostly by "this" kind of people

>>34799607
It can't be that bad

>>34793392
>1. You show up in a dress you die.
then who do you get gay with?
>2.No animals are to be killed.
then what do you eat?

>4.Forms of Consent and Release from Liability Forms are to be signed and collected by the host.
thats a little autistic, real names and something tied to it (like a facebook or even just a phone number) should suffice. as a non-lawyer you probably cant draft one up that would be legally airtight anyway

>5.NO FIGHTING IN THE WAR ROOM.
>6.Death Metal is the best Metal.
>7.BLOOD FOR THE BLOOD GOD!
jesus christ this is some newfag tier memery. please go back to arfcom

>>34799642
It's in missouri.

>>34795390
They didn't waste it. They ate it.
>>34797589
>If this happened, which it didn't, there would still be bones and decayed tissue remnants to this day.
It depends. Sometimes, bodies last a long time. The body farm you're thinking of is probably the one near Knoxville, TN, which is cold for much of the year and doesn't have as many hogs as other places in the country. If this happened in the southeast, there's a high probability hogs would have torn that body up. Not to mention the hot humid weather is the perfect breeding ground for maggots and bacteria.
>>34799279
Sure it is.
>>34799291
Yes.

>>34793141
Redpill me.What is nuggestfest? And what does it offer at their event?

>>34799777
Nuggetfest is a meeting of the /k/ community. It offers camping, shooting, and a chance to meet other people from /k/.

>>34799777
Redpill you? You mean like The Matrix? Nuggetfest isn't a computer simulation, you silly.

>>34799495
Pretty much this if you go into the backwoods and ask to shoot their gun most of the time they'll let you have a go at it.

>>34793243
Pics or didn't happen. Unlike you, the 4chan strangler actually posted his handiwork

>>34799803
Ah ok so found this vid:https://youtu.be/ANXfeLSnDIw

so was nuggetfest more on the lines of this? Or was it more on the side of ops pic? Or both lol?

>>34797290
W-what is the original from the right side?

>>34799291
How would they pass 4473?

>>34799960
There's a section on there for foreigners.
>>34795611
>blame
There's nothing to blame anyone for. The goat was humanely butchered for meat. Have you never cleaned an animal? Ever gone hunting?

Not nugget fest but I met a few anons to do a stalker challenge and the underage kid that brought a pellet gun almost got raped and murdered by the third guy but was saved by a hippy who I'm pretty sure was either a guardian angel or something, no drugs involved on my part, I'll post the green text in a minute

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>>34793166
we dont want you to come anyways faggot

>>34793220
No. Guy clearly back-tracked because he was afraid of legal action. Could have easily went to jail with the evidence, if anyone cared to bring it to police. (And had his info)

>>34793141

I was near a bunch of people shooting in the woods in Georgia but I'm autistic so I just layed in the leaves and watched them shoot and have fun until I left because ants were on me. maybe one day I'll say hey

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>>34793243
Delet this.

>>34793533
>>34797071
>everyone shows up in a dress next Midwest meet up
wew

>>34793243
You're doing god's work anon.

>>34793392
Your the type of person at parties who would "referee" the entire beer pong game and spaz out when one team didn't follow the exact rules written out on the bristol board you hung up on the wall for some reason. You were too autistic to realize that no one gave a shit about the rules and just wanted to have fun and get laid. Goddamn I already don't like you.

is there gonna be a northwest nuggetfest anytime?
t. a WAfag recent hazguns

>>34801378
Some anon was organizing one for us, but he stopped responding to emails a while ago.

>>34801427
that seems to be the case most of the time.
>>34801378
i dont know about nf but i know there are some kommandos out your way. you might want to organize something smaller on your own.
nf is fine but shooting in a smaller group on a regular, or even semi regular basis is a lot of fun.

>>34800335
What handgun is that
Kinda looks like a VZ.70 or PPK but different.

>>34793243
yah an no one missed me and no one noticed his car and a thousand other things that make this 100% AAA USDA grade bullshit

>>34793243
Why lie on the internet?
>I see how many (you)'s you got but still, ur a feg

so is this a screenshot moment

>>34797290
becoming a trap is really hard, and sometimes impossible.

>>34793141
Nuggetfest, of course.

>>34794526
>double spaces
>being a Plebbit thing
What's next? Saying that all the funny memes come fom 9fag?

Man, I miss Moot.

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>>34793243

>>34793475
Not him, but I can draw you what he intended to say (ddifferent from what he actually said).
Hunting animals for eating = good.
Hunting anmals for sport = aceptable, as long as you eat them afterwards.
Killing tied-down animals that you are not gonna eat later for stupid fun (like a pretend sacrifice) = no-no.
Killing etc etc for actual sacrifice to the Elder Gods = nope nope nope nope

>>34793718
Tow companies keep very good records and they keep them a long time for tax purposes.
You are going to get caught you know that but it's what you want.

>>34795365
>trap
Flandre is pretty obviously a guy even when crossdressing.

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>>34793243
kahahahaha

>>34793243

Unlikely

>>34800134
Except for if you've ever cooked or have seen cum before, you could plainly see what was in the picture was not semen.

How much gay sex and groping goes on at nuggetfests?

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>>34793441
>>34793475
>>34793484
>>34793488
>>34793490

>>34802033
I've only heard of on incident of two anon sneaking off to fug and getting caught

does anyone know the details?

...for research purposes of course

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>>34802033
not enough

>>34802033
I wasn't pretty enough to be raped.
feels bad man.

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>>34802052
We can change that

>>34801931
They didn't do that. They humanely killed the goat with a 38 Special to the head and butchered it for meat. The skin was hung up to be tanned into leather.

>>34798368
It was definitely a /k/ meetup. There's even a webm floating around calling "synchronized /k/-ing" not to mention the constant autistic giggling whenever the smoke alarm went off. And the oldfag who came wearing a Trump "November 2016:History Made" shirt.

>>34793141
Anyone have the .webm of OPs pic?

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>>34802075
>gay tent sex with autistic 4chan skelly

>>34801928
>this guy still samefagging his post a day later
You use the same reaction images every time you do this, dude.

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>>34802075

>>34800088
Are you not going to deliver?

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>>34793243
Oh boy.

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>>34802240

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>>34793141
ME

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>>34793243
>ITT

>>34793243
>>>34793322 >>34793403 >>34793437 >>34793464 >>34793468 >>34793473 >>34793499 >>34793505 >>34793507 >>34793514 >>34793518 >>34793573 >>34793596 >>34793659 >>34793717 >>34793756 >>34793781 >>34793894 >>34793958 >>34794016 >>34794307 >>34794316 >>34795274 >>34795382 >>34795559 >>34795737 >>34796750 >>34796798 >>34797277 >>34797358 >>34798444 >>34799334 >>34799864 >>34800335 >>34801324 >>34801531 >>34801576 >>34801928 >>34801973 >>34801988 >>34802409
>samefagging this hard
pathetic

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34793243 no (you)
Huh, I'm 100% positive you've made up your story. But if people who would make up a story like that attend nuggetfest, I suddenly have no desire to go.

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>>34802500

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>>34802500
I don't know why I ever expected better from Hunter 3-1

>>34802587
That stream ended hours ago man.

>>34802610
Nice bait kiddo

>>34802616
Is proving you wrong considered bait now?

>>34802587
>photoshop isn't a thing
Not an argument kiddo

What a garbage thread. Way to go tards

>>34802587
>photoshop isn't a thing
Not an argument kiddo
>>34802627
>baiting this hard
Wow you sure showed me

What a garbage thread. Way to go tards

>>34802611
Hadn't closed notif senpai
>>34802587
Yeah, I perfectly photo shopped that within the 30 seconds it took to reply.

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>>34802652

God, I knew tripfags were fucking cancer but you're the first Ive' actually engaged.

It's worse than I'd believed. How does it feel being such a huge actual faggot?

>>34802661
>>34802587
SAMEFAG
A
M
E
F
A
G

>>34793141
Wirty is the biggest fag

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>>34802683

>>34802683
Yes, I was literally explaining that It takes more than 30 seconds to photoshop something.

Retard.

>>34802679
>>34802661
>>34802587

That's me, kiddo.

>>34802679
>magpul red dot
>eotech grip
>remington flash hider
>NC STAR bolt
>AIRSHIT mag
>fell apart and couldn't be put back together for pic
FUCKING SAD
I know you are trolling but holy shit you are retarded
>>34802703
>>34802708
>Bait
>photoshopping again
>being this dumb
>SAMEFAGING THIS MUCH
>>34802661
>>34802587
>>34802679
>>34802661
>>34802587
SAMEFAG

>>34802737

Is replying to things aimed at me samefagging? no check your fucking terminology you fucking newfag.

All but one pal.

>>34802799
>he is still trying
>calling one of the most respected veteran posters new
>reddit spacing

BOI you really need to Lurk Moar

Might I suggest Reddit as a better site for you?

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>>34802822
I have never used reddit.
>Respected
You're on an anonymous messaging board playing cool kid.

How have you not put a bullet in yourself yet?
t.6 year lurker

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>>34802822
>2016
>veteran

>>34793141
gay orgy

>>34802870
>says the redditor
Ok Kiddo
>Hunter 3-1 is not respected
>2016
Now I know you are a troll. Get blocked you dumb kid baiter
>>34802895
Not an argument

>>34802679
>God, I knew tripfags were fucking cancer but you're the first Ive' actually engaged.
That's a namefag anon, not a tripfag. Still cancerous mind but if you were less new you'd know the difference.

>>34802899
What about the time there was that gay orgy murder?

>>34802952
Honestly never paid much attention but you're correct, it's late for me here. Trip = number/lettercode

Namefag is the example we're dealing with.

>>34802146
been looking around but can't find one. Finding a lot of footage from nuggetfest seems to be a pain in the ass for some reason.

>>34802500
Stop fucking taking my name dickwad.

>>34802075
Steve gives me a gay vibe desu

I'd kiss him, no homo though.

>>34802946
>look at me ma, I'm a big deal on 4chan
kys pls

>>34803021
Fag.

>>34803021
suck a dick

>>34803090
SAMEFAG

brb gotta get back to my traps discord

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>>34803133
>calling everyone a samefag
I'm actually samefagging, it's just me and you in this thread buddy.

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>>34803170
Nice, can we be friends now?

>>34803049
>he gives you a slight smile as he leans closer
>faint smell of 40 year old beef stroganoff and dark chocolate wafts into your nostrils
>you kiss
>a sensation of heat stronger than any flame less ration heater
>your embrace ends as a single word escapes from his lips
>"...nice."

>>34803207
anon stop you can only turn me on so much.

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>Nuggetfest
>Surrounded by weird redditors, no-guns, and the most cringy aspects of /k/

No thanks.
There's a reason the /k/ /akg/ group that meets in CenTex with a bunch of land doesn't.

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>>34803284
doesn't advertise**

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>>34793243

>>34803207
lol

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>>34793243

>>34793243
Nevah evah evah going to a nuggetfest evah!

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>>34795436
Regardless of what trim level it is, it's still one of the most disappointing cars Ford has made after shit like the Granada.

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>>34795559
October 6-8 in Missouri.
http://www.nuggetfest.com/events.html

>>34802040
Pics or it didn-
Holy fuck

>>34802146
>>34803010
Found the video. Who want to be a champ and webm it for us lazy fucks?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RNpvKPHHxFU

>>34803741
I gave the goat some cheesy poofs.

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>>34793243
Hahahaha
You're alright

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>>34802500
Yeeeeeeah... no.

>>34803761
Thanks man.

>>34802500

Golly gee! Is it that time again?

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>>34793644
>>34795879
>>34796669
>>34799660
>>34801365
>replying to obvious bait.

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>>34793243
>all these replies
i forgot this board was filled with retarded kids

>>34801378

What side of the mountains?

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Look at me I like big black dicks in my anus because I am a massive faggot!

>>34802290
Sorry m8 I went to eat dinner and forgot about it

>meet two autismos on /k/ who live locally
>agree to meet up and do stalker challenge
>neither one has a car (first red flag) so I agree to pick them up
>one is like 16 and has a pellet gun, but otherwise not entirely autistic
>other guy is in his mid 30s and seems somewhat off, but I figure he browses 4chan so what can I expect
>drive with both of them out to the middle of nowhere, just a few hunting cabins around but mostly woods for miles
>park at the beginning of a trail on state lands and we are greeted by a guy who looks like a hippy Jesus in a mint 70s ford truck
>notice he has a 3 hole ak slung on his back so I figure he has a grow op out here somewhere but he seems pretty nice so I don't think much of it past that
>leave parking area and hike for about 5 hours to a suitable spot to set up our tents
>everyone goes to sleep because we are all out of shape and tired
>wake up the next morning and go out to take a piss
>walk into the woods about 10 yards and see the weird dude had a pistol pointed at the kid
>kid is crying and clearly knows he's about to die
>I just stood there staring at them like a dumbass when the hippy Jesus guy comes out of the thick brush to the right of us
>nobody noticed him, he was moving silently like some kind of animal, he walks up to the weird guy, touches his shoulder and the weird guy starts having a seizure and drops his gun
>I get the kid and run out of there, leave all our gear behind, covered the distance to the parking area in about 2 hours, no signs of anyone when we got there
>drove him home and never talked to anyone about it again
>no idea what ended up happening to the weird guy and I don't really care

>>34804395
I know this is a shit greentext but I'll monitor the thread if anyone has questions about anything I may have left out

>>34804395
>neither one has a car (first red flag)

how is that a red flag.

>>34804495
Owning a car is something even the most niggest of niggers have.

>>34804520

what if he's just a poorfag.

>>34804520
What if they have a motorcycle?

>>34804495
Well I was unaware that one was underage, and the lack of a car should have been a giveaway. I also live in an area that's somewhat rural so it's pretty much required to have a car unless you live with your parents

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>>34804395
>hippy Jesus
>touches his shoulder and the weird guy starts having a seizure and drops his gun

>>34804545
I know literal trailer trash that have manage to afford a car. Owning one is literally a requirement in America, and you can buy a beater for less than 2k even in the states that were the most fucked over by Cash for Clunkers. Saving that much money is doable for anyone even those working a minimum wage job, so if they can't even do that something is seriously wrong with them. Hence, it is a red flag.

>>34793233
You just described like 90% of America

>>34793864
>implying that NF threads don't have people that only trip in those threads

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>>34793243

>>34793152
>>34793164
>>34793243

Was his skin soft?

>>34799882
>so was nuggetfest more on the lines of this? Or was it more on the side of ops pic? Or both lol?
It's a mixed bag. It has those cosplay tripfags, but they're a small minority. A Meetup of 80 might include 4 or 5 of them.
Most people who attend appear regular, with the distribution of body types and mild awkwardness you'd expect from an internet message board.

>>34793413
Sounds reasonable.

Whether troll or not, it's a good reminder of the importance of situational awareness.
This board is no doubt filled with sociopathic autists. I'm legitimately surprised it took this long for someone to suggest they murdered someone.

>>34802507
If you don't go, he wins.

>>34793243
Put me in the cap, please.

>>34795869
If you take the air out of my tires I am going to take the air out of your lungs with my dick.

>>34794136
Serial killers being genius' is a myth made up by the people who catch them, so that they're smarter than the genius killers.

>>34799905
Barely Legal by Shadbase

>>34793243
>bullshitbutillbelieve.jpg

>>34807933
*papers, please

>>34807885
What if that's what he wants?

>>34793392
This country was founded on guns and alcohol you fucking queer.

>>34795680
Legends don't burn down villages.

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>>34793243

The gas tent was pretty horrifying

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>>34793243
oh dear.

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I hope Texas has another Nuggetfest (that isn't shit), or at least a meet-up of some sort soon.

>>34793243
Did he constantly scream White Nigger?

>>34810557
The problem is its gonna be near El Paso or something.
t. Round Rock

>>34804545
Poorfags still have cars. Even the most destitute burger flipper or register jockey can work up $500.

>>34810712
San Antonio here. I'm gamr.

>>34810664
he didn't have a chance to scream

>>34810712
There's a small Texas group that meets in Copperas Cove.

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>>34793243
This is unnerving.