Weird gun fantasies

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>>34370006
>shooting feral children with a mosin or SKS

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>>34370032
>farting in your general direction

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>>34370006

>going around under the cover of darkness and shooting the homeless in alleys and shop doorways.

>>34370006
All I want is an AR-15
Chamberd in 45-70

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>>34370006

>>34370260
Dude they make those

>>34370006
I want to survive the zone with a Siberian jinko girl from mgg that secretly has a BDSM fetish despite being like six foot seven

>>34370415
This fkn guy right here

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>>34370415
>I want to survive the zone with a Siberian jinko girl from mgg that secretly has a BDSM fetish despite being like six foot seven

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>>34370415

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>Be transported to the world of Black Lagoon
>Replace Rock as a competent fighter instead of a squeamish businessman
>Do jobs for company
>Look after everyone's guns, cleaning them, doing ammo runs, replacing parts
>Crazy adventures with Revy, saving eachother's asses, have arguments about guns
>fall in love over time, me having helped her resolve her psychological issues
>Quit life of crime, move back To America to start new life with money we saved up from jobs
>Have kids, get house, live out rest of our days taking drives in the countryside and hitting the range

Autistic fantasies that can never come true is suffering.

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>>34370415
Cmon dude

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>>34370449
i know this feel

>>34370415
>Dude they make those
Where the hell do I find it then?

>>34370260
.458 socom is similar(ish)

>>34370605
I know but it's just not the same.

I just want a GAU-8 chamberd in .22lr

>>34370415

>Dude they make those

proof or you're a faggot

I had a dream last week I was in a stalker type town were a uranium refining plant accident killed off the town 30 years before. It was a 5 mile walk to the town and you had to watch out for hillbillys that would come and kill stalker challenge tourists for fun.

>Running in the factory away from skinwalkers chasing you.

>>34370654
A FA 10/22 has a surprisingly high cyclic rate

>>34370422
>>34370430
>>34370442
>>34370460
Her name is Katya and she is mine so hands off

>>34370674
>>34370593
Pretty sure Nemo made one at one point http://nemoarms.com/rifles
I'll keep looking.

>>34370294
Ai plsgo

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>>34370901
>Her name is Katya and she is mine so hands off
That's fine. I'd prefer an asocial and stoic Hetzawaifu to operate and spelunk with, myself.

>>34370593
>>34370674
>>34370901
Phoenix weaponry made one. It's on their Facebook.

A little expensive and custom though....

>>34370966
But why though

I appreciate openness and honesty

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>>34370995
Because Hetza draws the best waifus, I've a thing for smokers, BDSM isn't my thing and jinko girls are too high maintenance.

>>34371034
How are jiknos high maintenance?
And even then, it's acceptable to expect high performance waifus to require more care.

Also cats are cute, therefore the larger the cat the more cute you have available to employ.

>>34370294
I've owned tons of bugs and most have movements are easy to predict and generally not scary as long as you know what your doing. Not centipedes, they're chaotic unpredictable bastards. They'll go from comatose to batshit crazy in a blink. Striking, attacking or maybe running up the tongs your holding there will be no rhyme or rhythm. Fucking hate and love those silly myriapods.

>>34371062
What type of centipede did you used to have? Or still have I guess. I fuckin loved mine
t. Former Vietnamese centipede owner

>>34370415
What's mgg?

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>>34371060
>How are jiknos high maintenance?
You can't leave them alone for a week without contact and come back and continue as if nothing happened, can you?
>And even then, it's acceptable to expect high performance waifus to require more care.
Too high maintenance. A waifu is supposed to be pleasant, not a nuclear reactor.
>Also cats are cute, therefore the larger the cat the more cute you have available to employ.
To each their own.

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>>34370415
>I want to survive the zone with a Siberian jinko girl from mgg that secretly has a BDSM fetish despite being like six foot seven

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>>34371109
>You can't leave them alone for a week without contact and come back and continue as if nothing happened, can you?
Yes, pretending a person doesn't exist for a week would rather cause them to be confused. This is normal. Besides, I'm very clingy.
>Too high maintenance. A waifu is supposed to be pleasant, not a nuclear reactor.
Wut. Clean. Feed. Maybe cut fur. Maybe sharpen claws. Two of those and person needs to do, the others are normal for pet owners.
>To each their own.
Dude
Bro
F A M
look at this shit and tell me you wouldn't want to rub your face all over tiger fluff https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5Ksr0-H1gmI

>>34371099
I flubbed my words slightly. I meant mge, monster girl encyclopedia. I said mgg, monster girl general, the slightly awful place where most mg related stuff spawned from, whether the TFT admin will admit it or not.

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>>34371184
>Yes, pretending a person doesn't exist for a week would rather cause them to be confused. This is normal
Normal is thus awful and too high maintenance.
>Dude
>Bro
>S E N P A I
>look at this shit and tell me you wouldn't want to rub your face all over tiger fluff
Not really. Tigers are wicked beasts that are best kept in the sights of a rifle and are never to be shown your back to.

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>carry gun
>shotgun
>purposefully download both my guns and pretend that I'm in a survival horror game with limited ammo like Condemned or RE4

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>>34371203
>Monster girl encyclopedia

I had to look that up and Jesus Christ, I read 5 sentences from a random page and I'm already hard.

>>34371084
Vietnamese as well, I've had two. One I had to sell before I went to boot camp and one that died. I've thought about getting a Peruvian but honestly if I get another centipede it will be a giant desert centipede.

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>I want California to break up, Yugoslavia style into half a dozen warring states.
>TFW you will never fix bayonets and storm San Francisco

>>34371253
I do this a lot, I love seeing a mosin, mauser, enfield and sks in my games despite them not being anything special. I just like having guns I own in my games. If they aren't in, I try to mod them in. Only one I haven't been able to get is an sks in fallout 4

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>>34371213
>Tigers are wicked beasts that are best kept in the sights of a rifle and are never to be shown your back to
>smoking fetish
careful not to cut yourself on that edge

>>34372102
Tigers, even friendly ones will fucking kill you if you turn your back to them. This applies to all large feline predators. It's instinctual for them to rip out your throat if you look the other way too long.

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>want to be a gun
>live for over a hundred years, maybe longer if I get taken good care of
>have dozens of different owners, some treat me nice and shoot me, clean me often
>spend some years in a safe with other guns
>just being a gun
sounds like the best kind of life

>>34372124
So what's your opinion on being fucked, getting inserted into a neckbeard's rectum and having cum rubbed into your chamber?

>>34371319
Is that an AR stripper clip?

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>>34372118
we're talking about fictional drawings on the weapons board of a bulgarian pasta making forum, relax and might as well double down on the autism while you are at it bucko

>>34370006
I want to find a gun with a bore size big enough to use as a vagina.

>>34372155
walmart has a good selection of .22s

>>34372154
All that shit you said and you took my rant on tigers being evil seriously??

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>>34372169
>merely pretending

>>34372185
No. Just being obviously facetious, which to dumb people comes off as pretending to be retarded. I think people would have the brains to realise the slight absurdity in the post and second guess its seriousness, but nope. You folks never do that and I'm starting to doubt you're even capable of it.

>>34372213
>all this damage control
my dude, if you arent going to be honest with yourself, you might as well take your smoking fetish and your strange fixation on big cats, make like a tree and fuck off

>>34372235
>damage control
I really need to get the Dunning-Kruger effect into control and stop assuming everyone has a three-digit IQ.

>>34371213
Stop slandering my waifu.

>>34372118
Did you not watch the video?

>>34372256
That is some grade a arrogance

>>34372299
Arrogance is just being realistic. Also an asshole, but that hardly matters.

>>34370430
me too buddy

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>>34371319
PLS, I want to curbstomp those fuckers just because
>pic related

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be a rouge space engineer with a decently sized asteroid mining drone fleet who's prospecting/making claims on the very edge of the galactic frontier. Eventually one of the planets you stake your claim on turns out to be home to a straight up fantasy setting, and end up in a significantly less autistic/non weeb GATE situation. Imagine rolling up to some all-powerful dragons den or dark lords castle in a thing like pic related.

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>>34370415
>be me
>stand 6'7"
>too big for regular grils
>no qt3.14 my size
>mfw no giantess to shoot muh big guns with

>>34370122
Keks

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I just want to travel cross-country, hunting monsters in a cool vintage car with a truck full of guns, all while accompanied by a qt griffin waifu.

>mfw will die alone with unfulfilled dreams

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>>34370006
>zombie outbreak
>inb4 so cliche
I want it to be an outbreak where I have to work to survive with everyone involved in the YouTube gaming channel Game Grumps. Killing the zombies isn't really what I care about. It's the idea of training and shaping these soft, pacifistic, and easily scared men whose life revolves around what basically amounts to toys. I think it would be interesting to see how each of them react to zombies, guns, having to survive in the wilderness, and going back into towns for reasons. Since they also seem like they're not at all gun people I've thought about which guns i'd give to them, safety instructions, and how to use them. I also think about the shit they'd give me especially from Ross, Suzy, and Arin (because Suzy makes him).

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I'd also want to fight my way to satan through hell with an sks and a thicc Christianized demon girl by my side

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I wanna go to the zone, dick around fo a while and then get captured and raped by cute stalker girl

>>34373717
>Monolith girl riding or sucking your dick while praying to the Monolith or a bunch of them worshiping your "monolith"
>Bandit girl having squat sex while downing stupid amounts of vodka then having a massive cheeki breeki orgasm
>Victory sex with the Loner girl in some well hidden nook after scoring a bunch of high value artifacts during a foray into a particularly anomaly infested spot
>Merc girl just rapes you. Violently.
>Freedom girl offers a blunt during doggystyle
>Duty girl lays back and thinks of destroying the zone and Freedom, seemingly uninterested despite her legs tightly locked around your waist and not letting you pull out.
>Scientist girl talks about recent discoveries while riding you.
Don't know what would be done for Clear Sky

>>34373813
>You will never fug a qt stalker girl in almost full gear and a gas mask, only pulling her pants down a little and reaching under her plate carrier to grab her tits through her jacket

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>>34373813

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>on the way to the range
>suddenly a rip in the space-time continuum opens on the road
>vehicle and I get transported back to 1908
>show up to Winchester arms company with my AR
>get hired
>reverse engineer it for 2-4 years
>Winchester unveils the WR-15 in 1915 Chambered in .401 WSL and .351 WSL
>WR-15 fills the trenches and improves morale
>war is over in months instead of years
>get involved with law enforcement for 15-20 years
>run down Bonnie and Clyde with the WR-15
>enjoy my time but ultimately regret not being able to see my family again
>disappear into Texas and never be heard from again

Ffw 80 years

>"Hi, I'm Ian with Forgotten weapons. And I'm here at the august 2019 Rock Island Auction. Today, we have a rare WR-15...."

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>>34370006
>last Stand with my buddies fighting off a swarm of endless Nazi zombies that eventually over run us
Pic related my choice

>>34373947
Initial stages of Operation Barbarossa?

>>34373928
>AR-15
Get Winchester Arms bankrupt and you shot by a angry vet who saw his whole platoon killed cause they jammed.
If you wanted to an hero at least don't drag Winchester down with you.

>>34374028
Wtf are you on about, redguard?

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>>34370122
>mfw

>>34372387
I hate every single one of those smarmy elitist fucks. I hope Trump cuts funding to their borderline bankrupt gangbanger infested "progressive utopias".
>>34372143
Yes. With current CA laws you can have an AR with an SKS style fixed mag that takes stripper clips and still keep the pistol grip and flash hider. I kind of want one of those just as a "fuck you" to the lawmakers.

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>>34374044
Ok, since you're a small child I'll explain why it's dumb as fuck.
1.The propellant needed for the AR15 to run without choking won't be developed for another 50 yeras.
2.Milling aluminum back then would be expensive as FUCK.
3.Chrome lined chambers an barrels were rare as fuck back then.

>doing Annie Oakley-style trickshots with revolvers
>hitting impossibly small targets with nothing but a .22
Sometimes I miss the Boy Scouts, chaps. nothing felt better than getting 5 in a dime from ~50 yards at 14 years old.

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>A gunbattle through the canals of Venice in motorized gondolas, where one side has Beretta M12 SMGs and the other has Uzis
>Running around operating in East Africa with an FAL and a rag tag group of mercenaries from the US, Australia, Israel, Russia, France and South Africa
>fucking L85

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>>34370538
>and win
makes anything 10/10
WHERE ARE YOUR SPECIAL SNOWFLAKE POWERS NOW FAGGOT!

>Skateboard Assassin
>Basically John Wick/Jackie Chan/Tony Hawk fusion
>Rocking up to clubs in a suit with a board on my back
>Using recoil to pull off 180s and blast goons
>Kicking board under a guy's feet to trip then Mozambique drilling him
>Using the deck to block knife and sword strikes
>Rail grind and headshots on stairs, finish by switching to a nose grind and smashing a guy in the face

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>>34372575
I know this feel too, anon.

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>tfw I will never be a giant amazonian with a big penor and able to casually fire an mg42(or any similar variant) one handed

>>34374340
>wanting to bang Elle is weird now
It isn't weird until you're into Empi.

>>34374184
Lol ar15s are simple guns, especially compared to something like a Luger. Milling an ar15 wouldn't be expensive.

Chrome lined barrels arent required.

Lol powder meme.
Yeah I'm sure they couldn't figure out how to make a derivative of some smokeless powder to make ars run correctly. Also
>what is cleaning your gun for 500

>>34374421
I unironically want to shoot while skateboarding. Perhaps shooting on the move with roller skates.

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>>34374453
Oh no, I want to bang Empi as well. I just want Elle more.

>>34374470
>not preferring Jiisore
I'd do Empi too, though.

>>34374482
Ell is better. I have one. A replica one, but I'd like to see you do better.

She's perfect.

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>>34374482
>not wanting a reverse gang-bang with the whole family, even 32

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>>34374507
>MP7A1

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>>34372473
I have almost this exact fantasy my friend. I even come up with designs for all the infantry robots and vtol gunship I would use in my head.

>>34374491
Lucky boy.
>tfw only gun I own isn't even really a gun, but merely a 4.5mm/.177cal CO2-powered BB gun
At least it's pretty and I can keep up on my basics until I can afford to get a real gun. Stupid Canadian laws. It's a 1911 replica. I'm considering getting joke grip plates. Remember those George Costanza ones that ended up in an evidence bag? Does anyone still have the link for the site? I want that but with Yuudachi.

>>34372802
You and I are like minded

>robbing a bank in China, Payday/Heat style, jumping off the the roof after cutting power to an entire block, and BASE jumping off the tower, landing on my back in a net on a nearby building, vanishing from sight alongside my buddies
>helping reunite Ireland
>John Wicking the shit out of a nightclub while wearing a hoodie and a cover over my mouth and nose as https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qFfybn_W8Ak blasts away
>running a mafia that doesn't commit felonies for personal gain, but to do the job the police are given
>getting mugged and using intellect to work myself into a position where I can John Wick some dindus, sorta like something outta JJBA
>fighting in Ukraine so I can hype up an entire battalion of soldiers with a chant of URA URA URA a la https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NyCD3LqfbJ8
>Last stand of the Swiss Guard, but US Marines and I join in on the escort mission fun
>LITERALLY JUST SHADOW MOSES WITHOUT FOXDIE
>banging a non-futa thicc 5'4" A-10 girl
>doing some sort of rad ass op in the snow while wearing CoD Ghosts masks
>cyberpunk parkour hacker ninja with P226s and MP7s
>last level of MW1
>sub level of MW2
>Outlast 2/Far Cry 5 in a mountainous and forested region with the previously mentioned qt A-10 girl, eventually culminating in a solo, one on one game of cat and mouse against the priest/mayor, armed with an M-14 with 3 mags, a Colt Python, and a Ka-Bar in the darkest depths of a dimly lit salt mine, like the one Aperture Science was built in, as the qt makes a run for the authorities
>Battle for Castle Itter, Revengeance
>dogfighting with literal demons in an F-22N over a burning city as https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I_oyRUEpMvc plays
>blowing up an armored convoy on a bridge like that one mission from Payday 2, recovering a dude, and exfiling via scuba with the unconscious VIP secured inside something like a bodybag but equipped with rebreathing tech
Most of these aren't weird, are they?

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>>34370006
A last stand bayonet charge. Hopefully take some with me.

>tfw you just want to die a hero's death.

I want to invent my own guns and a universal automatic cartridge sorter/magazine loader.

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>automatic pistol completely tacticool'd up with light/laser/red dot/suppressor
>big bore revolver with scope+bipod and a barrel as long as the pistol's with the suppressor on
>dual wielded together

Going to a alien planet and going Big Game Hunter on different species.
Star Fudd.
>you can't hunt with ChemRail!

>living in comfy rural setting with my gf and guns and bars of silver in my safe
>feeling good man
>nice couple moves in across the way, far enough away to see their house but not right next door
>it's a screechy /v/ autist and his smoking hot asian wife
>screechy autist becomes abusive when wife doesn't bring his tendies
>let wife stay at my place, teach her how to shoot and tell her to call me if there's trouble
>she inevitably goes back as those things go
>one night, hear loud REEEE-ing
>dishes crashing etc.
>swoop in on shitshow in progress, holding AR in one hand and throbbing erection in the other
>/v/-tism unsheaths his katana and attempts to teleport behind me
>noting personell kid, I ventilate him
>his wife becomes my second wife which my gf is magically cool with
>have more sex than I know what to do with
>have a willowy asian girl and a well-endowed white girl
>life is good

It's fucking gay I know.

>>34370006
thats an arachnid dumbass

>>34370895
>google FA 10/22

Did not disappoint. Thats pretty insane really

>>34370006
Honestly mines not even a fantasy.

>dedicated gun room in my home
>QT 3.14 wife that knows jack shit about guns but is eager to learn
>Porch with steel targets set up at various distances plinking with wife
>basically i want to be a young Hickok45 with a cute wife that likes to shoot.

So, more like a dream, than a fantasy.

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>>34370006
Across the world, people are slowly and painfully transformed into biologically immortal, nigh-indestructible living manifestations of their favorite firearms, with the presence of other features being determined by personal preference.
Those who don't possess a strong attachment to any particular firearm instead have their 'templates' selected on the basis of proximity to the nearest serviceable firearm, exempting poorly made makeshift/improvised firearms for obvious reasons.
As it turns out, the changes encompassed by raifu-ification are not just physical, but cognitive and psychological as well.
Many are transformed into attractive women with excellent social skills and natural likability, with one caveat;
People essentially become passengers in their own bodies, being sensually present, but otherwise possessing no agency in their actions and decisions.
They run on autopilot, so to speak, as their lives and affairs are managed by an intelligence - distinctly not their own - that does all of the walking and talking, and on the whole, tends to be much better at it.
Fortunately, there exists a means of breaking out;
There exists an unshakeable compulsion in the minds of raifus to discharge, or otherwise operate the firearms that served as the basis for their new bodies and personalities.
By doing so, the ability to toggle between direct control and 'autopilot' is granted to the passenger.
For many whose choices were more mundane, freedom is granted in days.
For others, whose choices existed only on paper, freedom might be years or decades away.

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>>34370415
>Siberian jinko girl
i'd prefer quiet farm life with a big chocolate skinned minotaur, somewhere warm but i respect your choice

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>waging a hopeless guerrilla war against the Reapers

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>>34371269
welcome to the fold brother

>Upotte!! becomes reality
>so does KanColle, even though that's technically not about guns
>fuck ALL the weaponry
>travel to fucking Commiefornia just to grab Iowa's tits
>at her behest, return her to serviceable condition and set sail on the high seas just to rek Somalian seaniggers and fuck with the JMSDF
>see if I can outfit her with a few more modern weapons
>but overcoming my mild thalassophobia comes first

>>34375469
>thalassophobia
i had to look that up
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HiGRWM0l6K4

>fighting in the fulda gap as a leopard gunner as endless hordes of Russian tanks pour over the border for it all to end in a nuclear hellfire

>>34370006
Living a loner lifestyle in the woods with an ancient AK in a world where humans have become small forest dwelling creatures relying on "golden age" weaponry to keep them relevant in a world where elves using mostly medieval era tech have become the primary race, fighting off subhuman tribals and golden era biological experiments gone wrong, occasionally selling your services to the main human clans and even elves as a mercenary/errand boy/tour guide

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>>34375422
>you will never be a smoking hot Germanic bombshell of a Kar98k
>you will never be forced to watch and feel your raifu softly masturbate with the buffer assembly of the shittiest AR in your collection as she grills you on why you chose an AR-10 with wood furniture of all guns
>you will never have your raifu softly nag at the back of your head as you struggle to clear a jam from your custom-built G11
Why even fucking live.

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>>34370006
War of Elven Aggression

Basically Vietnam, only with elves and paladins and mages and shit

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>>34370538
Oh man, that's mine too

>>34370006
Mowing down Russian conscripts with an M2 as part of Operation Unthinkable.
An admixture of P-47s, P-51s and P-80s opening up on Yaks, MiGs and LaGGs would be a plus.

Lobbing molotovs and trying to shoot out the cameras of the Steel Behemoths from this film.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/9_(2009_animated_film)

something like Wolfenstin the new order

>live in my little Alp retreat
>write for a living
>turn on the radio
>hear that the global economy collapsed
>hear that the biggest migration in the history of humanity is underway, with half of Africa heading north and half of asia heading west
>become a ranger of my own land
>spend my days tending to my crops and then hiking around the edges of my land making sure noone fucks with me
>fend off people trying to steal my shit with a Mauser98 and when I run out of ammo with my trusty long bow

>>34374421
an action movie around this concept needs to happen.

>>34375647
>Waterdeep fucking shits

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>being part of an artillery crew during a Fort Douaumont tier fire mission
war with Best Korea can't begin soon enough

>>34375441
I grew up on a farm and cows=stupid bags of shit has basically been hardwired into my brain

>>34374634
Many companies make them

>>34374634
Volbeat

>>34370006
>Going innawoods with my AR15 and muh 1911 and having to fight my way out of a hobo encampment.

>>34374184
>visiting a thread that is specifically about gun fantasies and fantasy guns
>getting buttblasted when some anon doesn't explain the exact metallurgic/machining choices related to said fantasy gun that would make it seem plausible to a summerposter

Please, leave and never return.

>>34370895
Holy shit I just YouTube'd it.
Absolutely need this in my life.
https://youtu.be/pf31EZ9gAJk

A war so fucking detached from modern society that both sides go full tribal mysticism mode.

Basically imagine the Vietnam "dozens of mag bandoleers, writing on the helmets, dreamcatcher necklace" aesthetic meets African tribal with an AK aesthetic, so you have dudes with dozens of beaded crosses hanging off their handguards, some shirtless dude wearing a robe of mg belts walking straight into the crossfire with his arms stretched out while screaming prayers to the murder/k/ube, aviator wearing commanding officers with the s/k/ripture written all over his 1911 and dozens of enemy ears around his neck, etc.

Kinda edgy I know but mixing guns with religious fanaticism and belief in magic just sounds aesthetic as fuck.

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>>34377990
enough monster girls and you'll change your tune

>>34370006
Fighting 50 isis fighters along with a 5 man squad would be pretty cool

Getting to be an operator for a day would be the fantasy in question, I would be trained to the same level as a Devgru/CAG operator

>>34370122
John Ausonius is that you?

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>Riding atop my fat waifu's butt after civilization collapses
>Shooting dog-riding thugs that pour out of the ruins during the dry season while atop said butt
>Wielding something like the bandit rocket rifle from Borderlands 2 to do all of the above

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>>34379958
Oh, and hunting a bunch of these guys with an overly-baroque blunderbuss:

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Aegirocassis

>>34370627
Fair enough

>>34370006
check out The Hunt: Showdown

>>34373928
>This but going back to 1776 with and AR

>buy 4 .22 ZIP's
>attach one to each rail on my quad rail AR-15

>>34378847
That would be the fucking amazing to watch
>"This CNN reporting live from some third world shithole, Lets ask the men fightin on the ground what they think of the war"
>"Do you think you could answer a few quest-"
>"MURDER FOR THE MURDER/k/UBE!, GUNS FOR THE GUN THRONE!"
>"o-ok"

>>34370006
>Insects
>Posts a scorpion
Stay retarded /k/.

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>>34381609
>CNN report forced to interview a guy wearing a gas mask covered in Latin writing with terrible grammer, a cape made out of enemy scalps, and wielding a cross which is just a capture mosin with a captured carbine model mosin tied to it
Shit mang, that would be absolutely glorious

>>34381731
>CNN reporter is actually getting paid triple what he usually makes because to be allowed into the camp he had to put at least a 1/3 of a moderately sized dragon dildo covered in runes S/k/ripture and Icons of Saint Kalashnikov and Browning on it in his ass

>>34381731
>>wielding a cross which is just a capture mosin with a captured carbine model mosin tied to it
This is actually a brilliant idea. Plant the butt of one rifle on the ground to use as extra support, fire until you run out of ammo (or the bolt stops working), turn it 90 degrees and continue firing.

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>>34381775
>one off
Also
>reporter gets a why-half-chub when a convincing trap runs past decked out in a short skirt made of Tokarevs
>everyone turns their attention to it
>+20 /k/ommandos crowd around him, point at his manhood, and start screaming "BENIS" over and over again
>trap drags him to a ceremonial tent and makes him smoke a mysterious herb out of an AK like so, but with an ovipositor dildo instead of a pipe
>the chants of "BE-NIS, BE-NIS, BE-NIS" are still being heard throughout the /k/amp

>>34371319
>TFW you will never fix bayonets and storm San Francisco

>tfw you will never defend your apartment / storefront / house from dindu nuffins and SJWs

>>34381878
>The reporter is given a full tour of the camp
>First stop is obviously the Armory which is hap hazardly piled high with fire arms from all time periods, makes, models and nationalities with an alarming amount of Dragon dildos mixed in
>The second stop is the Motor pool which contains every vehicle and siege engine the /k/ommandos own and is staffed mainly by Auxiliaries from /o/
>The third stop is the "Manufactorum" this is where all the ammunition, weapons and equipment the /k/ommnados need is produced and repaired
>the fourth and final place the /k/ommandos were willing to take the reporter was to a door with the words "Pls no disturb" written on and the sounds of moans of passion are clearly evident from behind it

>>34378967
I don't like hyper boobs though
Or rape

>>34371319

Holy fuck, I'm one state over and I would absolutely be there in 3 hours to enjoy the chaos.

>>34373947

Wh...where was that picture taken anon? I see it on here and it looks like a beercan throw away from my home....

>>34375009
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MdEFCzMNPa0
Fetish acquired.

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>>34378345
Hey guiz, I'm going back to 1908 with a AR15 that shoots LAZORS and we'd win WW1 and kill Hitler for being a meanie!
>being this butthurt

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>>34375647
This
>tfw you will never blast the smug off elves with an m16a1 with napalm burning in the background
>and then go surfing

>>34381947
>SJW move in swarms like locus trying to find vegan food and lattes
or even better
>SJW are all murdered or enslaved by the minorities they love so much

>>34374184
The AR-15 was designed with the possibility of having to resort to steel or iron receivers if necessary to make it hard to shut down production by bombers. Except the barrel and bcg, almost every metal part can be made of another metal and work.

>>34382738
Second one is more likely to happen but some of them might wise up and think "Wait a minute, we've been fighting against our own interest the entire time!" by the time Jamal and Abdul get out the whips and chains.

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>>34382100
>he doesnt want to be violently raped by monster girl with o cup breasts
what are you, the gay?

>>34370538
I want someone to photoshop little
>9mm
Texts on all his bullets

>>34370538
Started watching this last night (I know, late to the party) and it's good.

>>34383211
i thought it to be shit

>>34383089
>Breasts like a good foot in front of her face
>When she's laying on her stomach
That's not how breasts work you fucking slant eyed niggers.

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>>34378847
Have you seen "Beasts of no Nation"?
It's a great film about an African war with pretty much that exact aesthetic and attitude.
Pic related

>>34383089
No.

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>>34383224
>No.
i think you are, and traps are gay for reference

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>>34383223
I have seen it, that's kinda the aesthetic I have in mind only with more white people and even fucking heavier on the superstition.

Also, a lot less heavy on the depressing shit, I held it together pretty well until Strika died

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>>34374184
>milling aLOOMinUM
Nigga we have polymer ARs in current year, they can make steel ones in 1914 if they have to

>>34370449
I have the same exact fantasy

I want to operate in a post-apocalyptic wasteland with a shovel Ak and single shot shotgun also made from shovels, hunting giant ponies (6-8ft tall) while they hunt me. I really like the part of the fantasy where I hold out against hordes of these horses until all my ammo is expended and attempt to bayonet charge them only to end up being eaten alive and whole by a sexy pegasus, knowing that I will have at least gone out satisfying a hungry pono and scored a 15-1 K/D.

Also died a virgin so I can meet God.

>>34383308
>>>/mlp/
>>>/lgbt/
>>>/d/

>>34374814
Dont let your dreams be dreams, anon

G O D S P E E D
O
D

S
P
E
E
D

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>>34372473
weak ass lasers instead of a high velocity gauss canon - Or gravitational weapon that hurls large shotgun blasts of hundreds of meteoroids to maim and cripple entire enemy fleets in a single pull of the trigger. then precision piece the energy cores of those crippled ships with needle-shaped 50 ton darts accelerated to a considerable fraction of the speed of light. hit the enemy with all the effects you can get out of over stressing and glitching the game-engine to maximize the effects of all explosive and kinetic weapons.

boy you sure haven't figured this game out.

>>34376382
>when I run out of ammo
>not reloading
>not mining for lead and casting your own bullets
>not making your own blackpowder from naturally-occuring resources
>not having equipment needed to smelt/anneal/reform brass

Its like you want to die

>>34374462
>become the roller mobster

>>34378847
That sounds perfect, I want that but also with helicopter gunships and riverboats.

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>hunt prehistoric animals and dinosaurs
why don't I see this ? I'm disappointed

I've always wanted to say "standing by to be overrun" into a radio.

>>34383243
That is fucking disgusting dude

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>in the future, where humanity has fully figured out space travel and terraforming
>become a colonist on the terraformed planet of Mars with my own homestead and personal armory
>I will never heroically defend my Martian homestead from alien Invaders

>California descends into chaos for whatever reason
>La riots, economic collapse, succession, whatever
>Have to get friends and family on one house with a stockpile of food and guns
>Womenfolk dependent on the men to keep them safe
>Have to go out and loot houses while hiding from mobs of rioters
>Go back to my house and keep watch while everyone sleeps.
>Get seiged by a mob and defend my home with the rest of the men while the women are locked on the back room with a 12 gauge in case we don't survive

>>34370415
>>34375441
Jinkos and Minotaurs are shitty monstergirls.

>>34384481
This
Hell Hounds are the best

>>34384508
>liking memehound
Memehound is a shit tier monstergirl

>>34370006
>being a child soldier and killing islamists
i've been having this dream since i was a child

>>34384513
and what exactly do you considering a top-tier monster girl faggot?

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>>34384481
behead those who insult big girls!

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>>34384544
Scorpiongirls, provided they don't have a centaur-based body shape because centaurs and centaur-based monstergirls are automatically trash tier.

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>>34384558

>>34384551
>>34384570
I know it's hard for you two to accept the truth but you don't need to lash out because of it.

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>>34384558
>Scorpiongirls
Okay, that's a pretty respectable choi-
>provided they don't have a centaur-based body shape
You're more subhuman than a fucking Abo

>>34384573
desu lamia and octopus girls are the best

>>34384581
>liking or even tolerating centaur-based body shapes
With such shit taste, you don't even qualify as a living organism let alone a human.

>>34384588
It's not even a monster girl without a centaur-based body shape, it's just a regular girl with a fancy buttplug.
Fucking normalfag

>>34384585
>lamias
http://snakesarelong.blogspot.ca/2014/03/why-do-snakes-have-two-penises.html?m=1
>This is because in the former case, a female snake sometimes gets pregnant long after mating. If she has mated with multiple males, her clutch (in egg-laying species) or litter (in live-bearers) of offspring might be a mixture of offspring from multiple fathers. Amazingly, she can control which fathers' sperm she uses to fertilize her eggs
>being a snekold

>octopusgirls
>implying

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>>34384585
snexy

I want to hunt monsters with shotgun rounds made for each specific monster. Salt and iron for ghosts. Silver buckshot for vampires, shit like that.

>>34384606
>being so subhuman the only way you think a monstergirl can be a monstergirl if it's complete garbage

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>

>>34384614
>snekold

I want to survive a massive hurricane that destroys the power grid and leaves everyone stranded in a flooded wasteland where you have to fight and scavenge for ammo and supplies from other refugees and looters.

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>>34384730
and gators

dont forget the gators

>>34371319
My fantasy is for that stupid Calexit thing to go through. Have a county by county vote to see what stays or goes independent, then shut off the water to their cities and watch them dehydrate.

>defending Helm's Deep with a machine gun
I've had this fantasy ever since I was a little kid and watched that animated LotR film from the 80s. I just want to blast some Uruk-Hai away.

>>34384820
>Cityfags getting absolutely BTFO when they realize they literally cannot live without all the "rednecks" and "fly over states" they constantly make fun of in their smug "holier than thou" tones
I would pay to see this

>>34375422
No one's gonna comment on this?

>>34384865
You know, he kinda sorta had me until the part where you're fucking possessed.

>>34375468
It's there an uncensored version of this? I'm not asking for a friend, I'm asking for me.

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>>34374421
>Tony Hawk's Pro Skater meets Stranglehold
I never knew how much I wanted this vidya.

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>being a part of a remnant confederate army that roams around Asia and the Middle East as an army-for-hire.
>after everyone dies or gets homesick set up a ranch in the Hokkaido region of japan
>get qt ainu loli waifu
>go on a spooky treasure hunt for lost ainu gold
>probably die of tuberculosis

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>>34386111
That part is a reference to a manga.

>>34384481
Jinko is the best girl fuck off

>>34384508
Hellhounds are shitty rapists.

>>34370122
Portland needs you

>>34374998
>tfw you will never hunt alien kangaroos as Star Fudd
why even live

>>34376382
this is the ultimate dream

>>34386821
Jinkos are objectively worst girls and a shit.

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>>34386997
Centaurs a shit

>>34386981
Proof please.

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>>34386997
>tfw no qt Centaur waifu with an oven hot vagina and self cleaning asshole to ride innawoods

>>34387155
Where's your proof that Jinkos are best girl?

>>34387395
>Big but not too big
>Busty but not hyper
>/Fit/but not beef jerky tier
>Based off a cool animal
>Fluffy
>Legal to own in my state
>Can help you hunt or can hunt for you
>Aesthetic as fuck camo scheme
>Can give cute names like "fluffy" and "Mrs mittens"
>Likes belly rubs
>Fluffy
>Squishy toe beans
>Portable space heater in the winter
>Cute bell
>Not a rapist
>Abs
>Dank ruskie memes if she's a Siberian tiger
>Can also be ultra-aesthetic white snow-camo tiger
>Fluffy
>Still does cute cat things so you can get that sweet sweet YouTube add revenue
>Will scare anyone who tries to break into your house absolutely shitless
>Fluffy
Need I say more?

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>>34387737
>Big but not too big
Literally not exclusive or average to Jinkos
>Busty but not hyper
Literally not exclusive or average to Jinkos
>/Fit/but not beef jerky tier
Literally not exclusive or average to Jinkos
>Based off a cool animal
no way fag
>Fluffy
fair enough
>Legal to own in my state
And so are a bunch of animals and they're also legal everywhere else.
>Can help you hunt or can hunt for you
And so can a bunch of other monstergirls.
>Aesthetic as fuck camo scheme
Oh yes I forgot the nice camo scheme of bright fucking orange with black stripes
Also
>implying
>Can give cute names like "fluffy" and "Mrs mittens"
>treating a monstergirl like an animal is a positive trait
>Likes belly rubs
>implying a majority of mammal monstergirls don't
>Fluffy
You've already used that.
>Squishy toe beans
And so does the average catgirl.
>Portable space heater in the winter
Literally not exclusive or average to Jinkos
>Cute bell
Literally not exclusive or average to Jinkos
>Not a rapist
Wow it can achieve the bare minimum good for them
>Abs
Literally not exclusive or average to Jinkos
>Dank ruskie memes if she's a Siberian tiger
>implying other russian monstergirls don't exist
>Can also be ultra-aesthetic white snow-camo tiger
Hope you enjoy the inbred SMASHED and SLAMMED genetics that come with them.
>Fluffy
Already stated.
>Still does cute cat things so you can get that sweet sweet YouTube add revenue
And so do other catgirls.
>Will scare anyone who tries to break into your house absolutely shitless
And so can basically any other monstergirl.
>Fluffy
Already stated.
>Need I say more?
Well considering with all your reasons you've given us it sounds like an inferior special snowflake catgirl more than a best girl.

>>34387876
>Literally not exclusive or average to Jinkos
.
>Literally not exclusive or average to Jinkos
^
>no way fag
Prove it
>And so are a bunch of animals and they're also legal everywhere else.
But jinkos are cool and unique
>And so can a bunch of other monstergirls.
Not a refutation. It's still a plus
>Oh yes I forgot the nice camo scheme of bright fucking orange with black stripes
It wouldn't have evolved if it didn't work ;)
>treating a monstergirl like an animal is a positive trait
It's kawaii fuck you
>implying a majority of mammal monstergirls don't
Not a refutation. It's still a plus
>You've already used that.
It's true tho
>And so does the average catgirl.
Yes but tiger toe beans are biggerer and therefore more squishy. Also Not a refutation. It's still a plus
>Literally not exclusive or average to Jinkos
^
>Literally not exclusive or average to Jinkos
^ also it's bundled so it kinda is
>Wow it can achieve the bare minimum good for them
Not a refutation. It's still a plus
>Literally not exclusive or average to Jinkos
^ also jinko abs are the best
>implying other russian monstergirls don't exist
But they aren't nearly as fluffy unless they were bears and bears are fat fucks
>Hope you enjoy the inbred SMASHED and SLAMMED genetics that come with them.
Not always. It's a naturally occurring mutation
>Already stated
Still true
>And so do other catgirls.
Not a refutation. It's still a plus. And tigers do it better.
>And so can basically any other monstergirl.
^
>Already stated.
Still true tho
>Well considering with all your reasons you've given us it sounds like an inferior special snowflake catgirl more than a best girl.

You have failed to refute any of my statements because they are unrefuteable. Jinkos don't need to be a special snowflake; they are in some ways, which is great, but their real strength is doing a wide variety of things other girls may do but doing them much Better.

And you still haven't named your "best girl"

>>34370538
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yHGX3K4ZKto

The supernatural universe seems comfy desu.

>>34388104
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wW4Ua9ueubU woops ,wrong clip.

>>34388044
>But jinkos are cool and unique
Not cool enough to not be endangered, also
>implying any catgirl can be unique
>Not a refutation. It's still a plus
Oh yes anon, much like my favorite monstergirl being able to breathe and be not made of antimatter is a plus.
>It wouldn't have evolved if it didn't work ;)
Still sticks out like a sore tongue and is unaesthetic.
>It's kawaii fuck you
>liking monstergirls that are as stupid as a house cat
>Not a refutation. It's still a plus
Oh yes anon, much like my favorite monstergirl being able to breathe and be not made of antimatter is a plus.
>Yes but tiger toe beans are biggerer and therefore more squishy. Also Not a refutation. It's still a plus
Oh yes anon, much like my favorite monstergirl being able to breathe and be not made of antimatter is a plus. Also,
>biggerer
>also it's bundled so it kinda is
Except literally any monstergirl can have a bell.
>Not a refutation. It's still a plus
Oh yes anon, much like my favorite monstergirl being able to breathe and be not made of antimatter is a plus.
>also jinko abs are the best
Wrong, they're not strong enough to support their crumbling population el oh el
>But they aren't nearly as fluffy unless they were bears and bears are fat fucks
>could fuck up a jinko's day and is several times stronger than them
>fat fucks
>Not always. It's a naturally occurring mutation
>https://bigcatrescue.org/abuse-issues/issues/white-tigers/
>Not a refutation. It's still a plus. And tigers do it better.
Oh yes anon, much like my favorite monstergirl being able to breathe and be not made of antimatter is a plus.
Also, [Citation needed]

Well anon, your best monstergirl is based solely on doing things that are already expected, if your monstergirl is so shit you have to resort to generic reasons which any monstergirl can easily do and literally nothing else besides "muh camouflage" that's a nice indicator that your monstergirl is shit tier.

>>34388044
Also, it sounds to me like based off your reasoning that liongirls literally surpass them in just about every reasoning you have barring their shitty fucking camouflage that looks like shit.

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>>34388160
>if your monstergirl is so shit you have to resort to generic reasons which any monstergirl can easily do and literally nothing else besides "muh camouflage" that's a nice indicator that your monstergirl is shit tier.
So by that logic Centaur girls truly are best waifu

>Can use them as a form of transportation and battle mount
>Can carry you and hundreds of pounds of equipment
>Self cleaning horse anus and vag with ridiculous muscle control
>Reabsorbs uteral lining into body, no drippy periods
>Can self abort
>Has both chest tits and crotch tits
>Will eat anything from grass to helmet liners

>>34388239
>Can use them as a form of transportation and battle mount
*tens of thousands of calories required
**becomes useless if tiny legs are every broken and must be sent to glue factory
***oh shit this fucking blows almost like horses were phased out of war and transport for a reason
>Can carry you and hundreds of pounds of equipment
*tens of thousands of calories required
**becomes useless if tiny legs are every broken and must be sent to glue factory
***oh shit this fucking blows almost like horses were phased out of war and transport for a reason
>Self cleaning horse anus and vag with ridiculous muscle control
And yet it'll still smell like shit.
Also, [citation needed]
And no, screenshots of some uncited claim an Anon said isn't a citation.
>Reabsorbs uteral lining into body, no drippy periods
Fair enough.
>Can self abort
>fuck your centaur wife to impregnate her
>she self aborts and then proceeds to get fucked by someone else because you were just a teaser
>never know that you were cheated on
>Has both chest tits and crotch tits
>implying that's a good thing
>Will eat anything from grass to helmet liners
>my monstergirl will feast on shit therefore she is the best monstergirl and not at all a disgusting fuck

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To fight in RaHoWa.
To gun down every nigger, spic, mixed race, and cuck traitor. To dig mass graves with my Caterpillar bulldozer and put dirtskins in the dirt. To execute all the beta male faggots, and run train's on hot white bitches so they get pregnant with White babies.

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>>34388322
>Crotch tits
>Not a good thing
Fucking normalfag

>>34388347
>shit-covered tits that take tens of thousands calories to sustain
>good thing
Also, you forgot literally everything else.

>>34388363
>He thinks horses lift their asses 90 degrees in the air to shit

Alright then bro, list your favourite monster girl and explain why she's so god-tier

>>34388422
>horse proceeds to shit
>due to gravity it proceeds to slides and falls off the horse's crotch tits
>has to resort to whataboutism when his shitty anatomical abomination of a monstergirl comes under scrutiny
:^)

>>34388451
I'm not seeing a name and list anon, or do you just outright admit you're a shitposter?

>>34388466
the best monstergirl is you anon
>due to being the biggest faggot will suck and get fucked by any penis for free and will even pay you for you to give em your dick
>low intelligence and can't think for itself so easily manipulated
>weak lanky arms prevent it from doing much

>>34388466
>can't give a refutation to any of my posts that state centaurs a shit so has to resort to whataboutism

>>34388239
>>>Self cleaning horse anus and vag with ridiculous muscle control
>>Reabsorbs uteral lining into body, no drippy periods
>>Can self abort
>>Has both chest tits and crotch tits
>>Will eat anything from grass to helmet liners

I have seen the light anon, and that light is horse pussy

>>34388572
>centaurfag
>can't quote things properly
wew

>>34388489
>>34388503
Okay, so you're just a shitposter, good to know.

>>34388579
>so summer he doesn't realize what happens when you quote greentext

W E W L A D
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Where were you during WW1 (Waifu War 1) /k/?

>>34388160
>Not cool enough to not be endangered
Are you fucking daft? They're hunted BECAUSE they're cool and unique.
>implying any catgirl can be unique
Well, here you are
>Oh yes anon, much like my favorite monstergirl being able to breathe and be not made of antimatter is a plus.
Literally Not an argument. You're grasping at straws here. Refute the point or don't reply.
>Still sticks out like a sore tongue and is unaesthetic.
Camouflage sticks out. Okay.
>liking monstergirls that are as stupid as a house cat
Tigers are quite intelligent.
>Except literally any monstergirl can have a bell.
But does it come included? Checkmate.
>Wrong, they're not strong enough to support their crumbling population el oh el
They kinda are tho
>could fuck up a jinko's day and is several times stronger than them
Hahaha no.
>>https://bigcatrescue.org/abuse-issues/issues/white-tigers/
Not an argument. It's a naturally occurring mutation and you have not refuted this.
>retarded babbling that once again has no argument and refutes nothing. And also missed the point entirely.
Better luck next time!

Oh look, another perfectly good thread ruined by a bunch of retards and their premature ass-talk.

It must be Wednesday again.

>>34388602
>anyone who disagrees with me is a shitposter
I can't imagine having a monstergirl so shit that your only method of defending them is to ask the other anon for their favorite monstergirl.
>>34388607
>so summer he doesn't know how to delete a single arrow
W E W L A D
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>>34388169
Liongirls don't exist in mge my dude. Please don't shitpost about something you don't know.

And even if they did, you wouldn't be able to have dank ruskie memes because there's no such thing as a Siberian lion.

Sounds like you barely understand your own argument.

>>34388647
You are a shitposter and your waifu is a mega shit.

>>34388239
Centaurs are okay but I really do appreciate human physiology.

>>34388613
Arguing on a shitty image board

>>34388658
>Are you fucking daft? They're hunted BECAUSE they're cool and unique.
Are you? They're hunted in desperate attempt for "muh mystical erection medicine"
>Well, here you are
Not a refutation. How sad you bitch about "muh refutations" when you're unable to do the same.
>Literally Not an argument. You're grasping at straws here. Refute the point or don't reply.
>i-it's not an argument
Also yes it fucking is, if you weren't retarded you'd understand it was a mockery of you because you're retarded and think achieving the literal bare minimum is a good thing.
>Camouflage sticks out. Okay.
>bright orange doesn't stick out
What did he mean by this?
>Tigers are quite intelligent.
>tfw to intelligent to not be hideously mocked and treated like a fucking pet
>But does it come included? Checkmate.
>when jinkos are so starved of pros they need something a monstergirl can literally attach to themselves in a few seconds to be considered a positive
>They kinda are tho
>implying
>could fuck up a jinko's day and is several times stronger than them
>he thinks bears aren't stronger than tigers
well now that's just being delusional
>Not an argument. It's a naturally occurring mutation and you have not refuted this.
>i-it's not an argument because it proves me wrong
Said naturally occurring mutation is also only found in inbred tigers, much like it would be found in only inbred Jinkos, so any white Jinko being SMASHED and SLAMMED still applies.
>retarded babbling that once again has no argument and refutes nothing. And also missed the point entirely.
Don't be so hard on yourself kid, I'm sure you'll find one actual positive a Jinko has some day.

>>34388672
>You are a shitposter and your waifu is a mega shit.
My waifu isn't a centaur. Also
>y-you're a shitposter because you use logic and reason to prove my favorite monstergirl wrong and I can't refute it so i'll just cry about how you're just a troll

>>34388647
>Comes into a thread just to shit on things people likes for no reason other than to derail the thread while contributing absolutely nothing of his own
>Not a shitposter
Sure buddy, sure

>>34375647
T H I S
H
I
S

>ywn light up tunnels with a flamethrower only to watch the keeblers run out covered in flames
why even live

>>34388728
>Comes into a thread just to shit on things people likes for no reason other than to derail the thread while contributing absolutely nothing of his own
Sounds like it describes you quite perfectly.
You come to this thread to shit on what I like which is the discussion of why anon's favorite monstergirl is objectively shit and do it for no reason other than to derail the thread while contributing absolutely nothing of your own. Sounds like you're just the shitposter to me.
:^)

>>34388693
>Are you? They're hunted in desperate attempt for "muh mystical erection medicine"
>T. Someone who has never, ever heard of great hunts
>Not a refutation. How sad you bitch about "muh refutations" when you're unable to do the same.
Unable eh? We're here you are then: cool is mostly subjective, but there's a reason tigers are so culturally influential and mimicked. And they are also unique. Even in healthy numbers they're rare, powerful and elegant. No other animal has a fur pattern that resembles them. They are indesputeably unique.
>i-it's not an argument
Psst, hey, guess what this isn't.
>Also yes it fucking is, if you weren't retarded you'd understand it was a mockery of you because you're retarded and think achieving the literal bare minimum is a good thing.
Wrong and salty. Nice.
>bright orange doesn't stick out
It resembles sunlight passing through trees. Idiot..
>tfw to intelligent to not be hideously mocked and treated like a fucking pet
Tigers? Mocked? Nice headcanon.
>when jinkos are so starved of pros they need something a monstergirl can literally attach to themselves in a few seconds to be considered a positive
>>he thinks bears aren't stronger than tigers
>well now that's just being delusional
Proof, please. Tigers are faster, more nimble and are more adept with their claws. And bears are still fat and ugly.
>>i-it's not an argument because it proves me wrong
Damn son you are *desperate.*
>Said naturally occurring mutation is also only found in inbred tigers
PFFFFFFHAHAHAHAHHAHHAHAAHA
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/White_tiger
You're so wonderfully ignorant, searingly ignorant, stupid to the point of caricature.

You literally can't even google something. That's great. You officially lost the great waifu war Anon.
>>34388709
See above. You're yet to refute anything. Not even one point. That's really impressive.

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>>34388658
>Liongirls don't exist in mge my dude.
someday...

>>34388823
As much as I want a harem/pride of lioness girls, mge would just fuck it up. And It's really hard to find a good mg community to replace mge. I've looked everywhere.

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>>34388836
maybe, glad im a cow guy. Although isnt sphinx kinda mge's lion girl?

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Take the fight to the Ayys

>>34388817
>Unable eh? We're here you are then: cool is mostly subjective, but there's a reason tigers are so culturally influential and mimicked.
Lions moreso.
>And they are also unique.
>i liek catgirls but i'm a unique individual i swear
>Even in healthy numbers they're rare, powerful and elegant.
Too bad they're not even remotely near healthy numbers.
>No other animal has a fur pattern that resembles them. They are indesputeably unique.
>m-muh fur pattern
>Psst, hey, guess what this isn't.
>Wrong and salty. Nice.
Not an argument.
>Tigers? Mocked? Nice headcanon.
>Can give cute names like "fluffy" and "Mrs mittens"
You must have a very nice headcanon indeed.
>Proof, please. Tigers are faster, more nimble and are more adept with their claws. And bears are still fat and ugly.
Yes anon, I'm sure nimbleness and adeptness with claws will help them real well when they get their skull crushed by one swing from a bear claw, let's ask how the faster lions that fought bears during the Californian Gold Rush how that went for them. Oh wait, we can't, because they fucking died to the bears from a single strike.
>Damn son you are *desperate.*
Speak for yourself about desperation when you literally had "comes with a bell" as one of your few pros.
>PFFFFFFHAHAHAHAHHAHHAHAAHA
>https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/White_tiger
>Because of the extreme rarity of the white tiger allele in the wild,[9] the breeding pool was limited to the small number of white tigers in captivity. According to Kailash Sankhala, the last white tiger ever seen in the wild was shot in 1958.
>Because of the inbreeding and resulting genetic defects the Association of Zoos and Aquariums barred member zoos from breeding white tigers, white lions and king cheetahs in a white paper adopted by the board of directors in July 2011.
Do you even bother reading what you source you fucking retard?
>You're so wonderfully ignorant, searingly ignorant, stupid to the point of caricature.
Look into a mirror anytime.

>>34388817
Tigers may be "indesputeably" unique, but they're not "indisputably" unique. I know it's crazy but giving some generic catgirl heterochromia doesn't make your taste any more generic, much like giving them a tiger's fur pattern doesn't make them any less generic.

>>34388817
>T. Someone who has never, ever heard of great hunts
So much for that being hunted for muh "cool and uniqueness" considering lions were hunted even more since antiquity, guess lions must've been cooler and more unique considering the much larger scale they've been hunted in.

>>34388859
Ehhhhhh, not really. The Sphinx is clever and mischievous, a lion is prideful, somewhat aloof and intelligent. They're related only in their appearance and even then not very much.
I'm not a huge fan of the sphinx.

>>34388898
>Lions moreso.
Very debatable
>i liek catgirls but i'm a unique individual i swear
You can't refute something, so you pretend it doesn't exist. Clever, I guess.
>Too bad they're not even remotely near healthy numbers.
Yep, it's a shame.
>>m-muh fur pattern
Not an argument..
>>Can give cute names like "fluffy" and "Mrs mittens"
That's not mocking you doofus. That's expressing playful affection. I'm not going to name a tiger "Valerie deathmurder"
>You must have a very nice headcanon indeed.

>Yes anon, I'm sure nimbleness and adeptness with claws will help them real well when they get their skull crushed by one swing from a bear claw,
Actually yeah it is. Can't crush what you can't hit.
>let's ask how the faster lions that fought bears during the Californian Gold Rush how that went for them. Oh wait, we can't, because they fucking died to the bears from a single strike.
Either you're talking about mountain lions or you're suffering from an internal head injury.
>Speak for yourself about desperation when you literally had "comes with a bell" as one of your few pros.
The list was about thirty lines long senpai.

>Because of the extreme rarity of the white tiger allele in the wild.
Selective quotation? I can do that too!
>Thewhite tigerorbleached tigeris a pigmentation variant of theBengal tiger, which is reported in the wild from time to time in the Indian states ofAssam,West BengalandBiharin theSunderbansregion and especially in the formerState of Rewa.[1]Such a tiger has the black stripes typical of the Bengal tiger, but carries a white or near-whitecoat.

Hey, this is fun, I can see why you do it!

>Look into a mirror anytime.
Not an argument ;)

My favorite monstergirl is [Redacted] and here's why it's objectively the best monstergirl
>would be comprised of atoms
>would be able to live
>would be able to digest food
>would not be made out of anti matter
>would be able to perform the action of cellular respiration
>would be able to move their body via any form of means
>would be able to exist
>would be able to function
>would not emit toxic and deadly fumes
>would not emit radiation
>would not be made of chlorine trifluoride
>wouldn't explode instantly
>wouldn't explode the second after that
>or the second after that
>possesses clothes
obviously we can conclude [Redacted] is the best monstergirl look at all the pros

>>34388923
If you literally can't tell the difference between a housecat and a tiger, And the thousands of years of evolution required to develop such an effective natural camouflage, God himself can't help you.

>>34388965
Once again,
>T. Someone who has never heard of "great hunts".
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tiger_hunting

>>34389026
Not an argument.

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>>34370006
WWII morphs into a technological/space race between the US, Axis-controlled Europe and Asia, and the USSR, after fleeing German physicists get BTFO'd by US customs and pocketed by scientists working within Uranverein. Heisenberg gets sacked as a result, leading to the creation and development of nuclear arsenals on both sides. The Weltraumwaffe, a space-based offshoot of the Luftwaffe, is created for the purpose of maintaining control of German airspace above the Karman line. Somehow I end up in the pilot/navigator's seat of some autistic mix between a midget sub and a jet fighter, with no knowledge of German, limited knowledge of orbital mechanics, and the task of rendezvousing, breaching, and docking with a manned reconnaissance satellite jointly operated by the US and UK.
Call me autistic, but goddamn that'd be awesome.

>OP makes a thread intended entirely for fun
>Devolves into a bunch of faggots arguing about subjective opinions
Like clockwork, can we go back to talking about hunting giant bugs?

>>34388923
>>34389079
And you know what, even if tigers are "generic" (they aren't), how is that a bad thing?

>>34389025
>Very debatable
Lions were so cool and unique they turned from the most widespread land mammal after humans to what we now know today. How can tigers even compete?
>You can't refute something, so you pretend it doesn't exist. Clever, I guess.
You can't refute something so you pretend it's not an argument. Clever, I guess.
>m-muh not an argument
Not an argument
>That's not mocking you doofus. That's expressing playful affection. I'm not going to name a tiger "Valerie deathmurder"
>what's a middle-ground mommy what do you mean I can express playful affection without treating someone like a pet
>Actually yeah it is. Can't crush what you can't hit.
Too bad bears can hit. Very well in fact.
>Either you're talking about mountain lions or you're suffering from an internal head injury.
Or maybe they were imported African Lions, which you would know had you literally just googled it which would be obvious to someone not possessing internal head injuries. I guess it must also cause you to project it onto others.
>The list was about thirty lines long senpai.
And it comprised entirely of "wow look my monstergirl can do literally the exact same thing any other monstergirl can do exactly just as good"
>Thewhite tigerorbleached tigeris a pigmentation variant of theBengal tiger, which is reported in the wild from time to time in the Indian states ofAssam,West BengalandBiharin theSunderbansregion and especially in the formerState of Rewa.[1]Such a tiger has the black stripes typical of the Bengal tiger, but carries a white or near-whitecoat.
I suppose you're going to conveniently ignore the fact that the last wild white tiger was seen nearly 6 decades ago, shown in the post you quoted. I can see why you'd find selective quoting fun, otherwise you don't have an argument.
>Not an argument ;)
Not an argument

>>34389079
>https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tiger_hunting
>See also[edit]
Animal welfare
Lion hunting
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Lion_hunting
>Lion hunting is the act of hunting lions. Lions have been hunted since antiquity.
Tigers just can't compete. :^)
>>34389092
>And you know what, even if tigers are "generic" (they aren't)
They are. Just about only you care about the difference between a catgirl and a Jinko.
>how is that a bad thing?
You tell me, you're the one arguing about how they're "totally not" (they are).

>>34370006
Holding off an entire platoon of enemy troops with a machine gun, my rifle, and a sidearm

>>34385090
At least he doesn't have a dickgirl fetish.

>>34389079
I'm not trying to argue anything my dude. I'm just stating that [Redacted] is objectively the best monstergirl, why can't you admit that when you look at all of her pros?

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SupCom style warfare

>commanding a fuckhuge mech able to build anything in a matter of minutes, that can also be attached with large guns
>able to operate independent of supply lines by turning your environment into raw materials to build shit
>smallest fighting unit is the size of a truck
>largest is the size of several city blocks
>be able to build a semi-autonomous army of thousands in a handful of minutes.

>>34389087
What else is there to say?
Honestly I'm not sure I want to hunt giant bugs. That sounds fucking terrifying.

>>34389098
>Lions were so cool and unique they turned from the most widespread land mammal after humans to what we now know today. How can tigers even compete?
By having a fur pattern more advanced than "tan". And Russian memes.
>what's a middle-ground mommy what do you mean I can express playful affection without treating someone like a pet
Not an argument. And Maybe I'm into pet play. Not your place to judge, you know...
>Too bad bears can hit. Very well in fact.
Bears can hit about as well as fat Albert can run.
>Or maybe they were imported African Lions,
HEAD INJURY IT IS
>And it comprised entirely of "wow look my monstergirl can do literally the exact same thing any other monstergirl can do exactly just as good"
Many mgs can do the same things, just not as well and not as well rounded. Dragons are intimidating, but they are not fluffy. Catgirls are fluffy, but not intimidating. Bears are fluffy and intimidating, but don't have nice abs, ext ext. A happy medium, if there ever was one. Lions have all of these, but wouldn't fit in well with the zone and you don't get those dank ruskie memes.
>I suppose you're going to conveniently ignore the fact that the last wild white tiger was seen nearly 6 decades ago, shown in the post you quoted. I can see why you'd find selective quoting fun, otherwise you don't have an argument.
Rare=\= doesn't exist. Sorry, mate.

>>34389127
Your argument was tigers are apparently only hunted for cult medicine. I refuted you.

And no, I'm not the only one who cares about the difference. If I replaced your housecat with a tiger, I'd imagine you'd notice.

And you're still unable to prove how they're "generic".

>>34389157
>By having a fur pattern more advanced than "tan". And Russian memes.
And despite all that, lions easily beat out tigers in coolness and uniqueness.
>Not an argument. And Maybe I'm into pet play. Not your place to judge, you know...
Not an argument. Also, makes sense a Jinko-fag has shit taste.
>Bears can hit about as well as fat Albert can run.
Not an argument.
>HEAD INJURY IT IS
Not an argument. Also, you're one to talk about head injuries when googling "gold rush lion vs bear" or literally any variant is apparently too hard for you to do.
>Many mgs can do the same things, just not as well and not as well rounded. Dragons are intimidating, but they are not fluffy. Catgirls are fluffy, but not intimidating. Bears are fluffy and intimidating, but don't have nice abs, ext ext. A happy medium, if there ever was one. Lions have all of these, but wouldn't fit in well with the zone and you don't get those dank ruskie memes.
Yes, much like many MGs can breathe, not instantly die and turn into chlorine trifluoride. That doesn't mean they're fucking positives when literally any monstergirl can do it.
>Catgirls are fluffy, but not intimidating
>implying
>Bears are fluffy and intimidating, but don't have nice abs
>implying
>Rare=\= doesn't exist. Sorry, mate.
Not an argument. Where's your proof that a white tiger has existed in the wild since that time?

>>34383211
Dude, it was "good" when I was literally 12 years old.

>>34389157
>Honestly I'm not sure I want to hunt giant bugs
Fucking n'wah

>>34389180
>Your argument was tigers are apparently only hunted for cult medicine. I refuted you.
Not an argument. Can't prove me wrong about tigers being less unique and cooler than lions.
>And no, I'm not the only one who cares about the difference. If I replaced your housecat with a tiger, I'd imagine you'd notice
Except the change between a catgirl and a Jinko would be a change of only fur color. Also, >trying to argue how an animal that is referred to as a big cat isn't a cat
>ignoring the definition of feline
>And you're still unable to prove how they're "generic".
>implying catgirls aren't far more popular than any other monstergirl/kemonomimi

>>34389146
Redacted a shit. She's too ugly.

>>34389217

>And despite all that, lions easily beat out tigers in coolness and uniqueness.
Proveably incorrect. And mge lions still don't exist, do it doesn't matter.
>Not an argument. Also, makes sense a Jinko-fag has shit taste.
I have most excellent taste. Also NAA.
>Not an argument.
Yes it is, actually.
>Yes, much like many MGs can breathe, not instantly die and turn into chlorine trifluoride.
Literally not an argument. I have in fact proven many things that jinkos can do that x girl cannot, including your beloved lion.
>implying
I've never seen a tiger defeated by a half filled bath tub.
>implying
They're fat, are they not?
>>Rare=\= doesn't exist. Sorry, mate.
>Not an argument. Where's your proof that a white tiger has existed in the wild since that time?
Why would I need too? I proved that the fur tone is naturally occurring. Sooner or later it will develop again, science guarantees it. We just have to wait and support sustainment efforts.

>>34389265
>Not an argument.
It actually is.
>Can't prove me wrong about tigers being less unique and cooler than lions.
They're less common, therefore more unique by default and possess a fur pattern found Only on tigers , therefore they are, once again, more unique. Proven wrong, next question.
>Except the change between a catgirl and a Jinko would be a change of only fur color.
And size and build and attitude and preferences and possibly native language.
>trying to argue how an animal that is referred to as a big cat isn't a cat
Literally never did that. Idiot.
>>ignoring the definition of feline
^
>>implying catgirls aren't far more popular than any other monstergirl/kemonomimi
The "common" catgirl, modeled after the housecat is, the tigress is not.

Well that was easy.

>>34373813

>Clear Sky girl takes you to the swamps to "show you the way around things and such"
>you end up having passionate sex inside an abandoned van or something
>when you're done, it's almost nighttime and you end up having to stay therecuz it's dangerous to return to the base when it's so dark
>cuddle with her until morning
You're welcome.

>>34389274
>Proveably incorrect.
Not an argument, we've already proved that they are easily
>And mge lions still don't exist, do it doesn't matter.
>implying mge is the only sole source of monstergirls
>I have most excellent taste. Also NAA.
Not an argument, and objectively wrong.
>Yes it is, actually.
Not an argument and no it is not. In fact, you have literally no proof of it. Also, how convenient that you ignore the rest of the statement because that'd require you prove yourself wrong. Sounds like someone can't admit it that tigers get easily destroyed by bears.
>Literally not an argument. I have in fact proven many things that jinkos can do that x girl cannot, including your beloved lion.
Literally not an argument. I have in fact proven that the many things that Jinkos can do are literally achievable by any other monstergirl easily
>I've never seen a tiger defeated by a half filled bath tub.
And I've seen a tiger get beaten and turned into a little bitch by a fucking weed whacker. So much for "intimidation" when they get beaten by any loud noise.
>They're fat, are they not?
>Working out has literally never occurred ever
>Why would I need too? I proved that the fur tone is naturally occurring. Sooner or later it will develop again, science guarantees it. We just have to wait and support sustainment efforts.
Not an argument. If it does not exist now and there is no evidence it exists now the chance of it occurring are so rare it is a literal non-factor, equivalent to arguing that tigers could evolve human-like intelligence given enough time.

>>34389307
>It actually is.
It actually isn't.
>They're less common, therefore more unique by default and possess a fur pattern found Only on tigers , therefore they are, once again, more unique. Proven wrong, next question.
And yet on average lions are hunted way more, indicating that they are prized, probably because they're considered more unique and cooler than them. :^)
>And size and build and attitude and preferences and possibly native language.
And it's still a catgirl. :^)
>Literally never did that. Idiot.
>implying you didn't argue about Jinkos not being catgirls
>implying you didn't literally just do that above and below
>The "common" catgirl, modeled after the housecat is, the tigress is not.
And yet they're still both considered cats, indicating that catgirls are thus boring, and those within the "cat" family would also be boring, like Jinkos.

>Well that was easy
Yes, if you scribble and drool all over a test paper it is also easy. Consequently, you'd also get a zero, just like you do on this.

CAN YOU FUCKING STOP ARGUING AND START POSTING /K/-RELATED FANTASIES

>>34389351
>>34389361
Thanks for finally admitting you were wrong! I know it's hard, but sooner or later I knew you'd realize you can't keep posting the same tired conjecture I've refuted time and time again, and that your misconceived "opinion" doesn't refute a fact.

Oh, and stop trying to spin the "jinkos are catgirls" thing. They're both felines, but catgirls are modeled after the domestic cat, jinkos are not, and are MUCH rarer. You'll note, you weren't able to comment on where I stated a few of the numerous differences between the two.

Any other questions?

>>34389411
He's just shitposting dude. I think people have run out of fantasies.

>>34389443
>Thanks for finally admitting you were wrong! I know it's hard, but sooner or later I knew you'd realize you can't keep posting the same tired conjecture I've refuted time and time again, and that your misconceived "opinion" doesn't refute a fact.
Not an argument. I know it's hard for you to make a counterargument because you can't refute fact, and can only project your faults onto others, but please don't sperg out about how you're totally right, it just makes you look pathetic.
>
Oh, and stop trying to spin the "jinkos are catgirls" thing. They're both felines, but catgirls are modeled after the domestic cat, jinkos are not, and are MUCH rarer. You'll note, you weren't able to comment on where I stated a few of the numerous differences between the two.
And yet tigers are classified as a cat or feline, ergo a tigergirl is considered a catgirl.

It's already been established that scorpiongirls are objectively the best monstergirls, so why continue arguing?

>>34389443
>can't refute a single argument
>has to resort to a "n-no i won" non-argument
pretty sad lad

>>34389475
Maybe you refer to both as a "catgirl", but you really, REALLY shouldn't.
>Erm, well uh technically
Yes yes you've said it before. It's still wrong as it implies a CAT IE house cat, not a tiger. "Big cat" is a vernacular term, and still refutes you, because it applies an asterisk to the "cat" part.

>>34389502
You lost senpai.

>>34389493
I don't like scorpion girls and I'm not sure you should either

>>34389548
>i-it doesn't count cuz it's technical
Literally not an argument, technically right is objectively right.
>you lost senpai
Are you a Canadian? That's the only viewpoint in which you've won, by anyone else's viewpoint you've screamed "Not an argument", basic things anyone could do as a pro for Jinkos, and uncited unsubstantiated claims.

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>>34385140
check monster girl encyclopedia page for holstaurs, i think its there

>>34389548
>I don't like scorpion girls and I'm not sure you should either
That's because you have objectively shit taste.
You wouldn't know a good thing if it held your hand and kissed you while dancing with you in the moonlight before engaging in consensual sex for the sole purpose of recreation with the lights off like so >>34384558