/k/ as fuck animals

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>>34355429

>>34355483

Fuckin' Stoffel. Love that little bastard.

>>34355429
https://youtu.be/4r7wHMg5Yjg

Let's see. Off the top of my head:
>Shrimp that creat shockwaves in the water to knock out prey.
>Anything with a natural appendage that's used for stabbies. Bonus points for added poison (here's looking at you scorpions).
>Anything walking around with natural IIIA plates strapped on.
>Ants that literally release a chemical SNACK BAR! when threatened.

>>34355798
The pistol shrimp? It's name is even gun related.

Also all ants are pretty /k/, they bite of the antenna of hives they defeat in battle and enslave them until they die.
Literally ant gulag and POW labor.

Retarded thread. Random shit from some jackass summerfag. Not even remotely /k/ related. Kys.

>>>/an/

>>34355659
Thanks, it's been a long time since I've seen this masterpiece.

>>34355848
/an/ is our wife....apologize!

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>>34355848
>pierces your shell with .22 mantis punch
What now, faggot?

>>34355837

i think its actually called a mantis shrimp its referred to as the t-rex of the ocean. I like pistol shrimp more though. whoever let that name slide is a real dip shit.

>>34355798
>>34355837
Don't forget these fuckers as well: https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mantis_shrimp

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>le honey badger so epic
The only faggots obsessed with this animal are manlets with manlet complexes.

Not weapons. OP needs to self-terminate.

>>34355948

I seen one in real life at an aquarium store. They're terrifying creatures

>>34355956
>Not weapons
What if I duct taped a honey badger to a stick
Threw a chunk of honey comb at you landing a perfect shot on your neckbeard
And charged you with my badgerlance ?
This is my BadgerLance, this is my gun!
>This is for fighting, this is for fun!

>>34355914
Pistol Shrimp are a sub-type of Mantis Shrimp that use super-cavitating bubbles to kill prey.

>>34355956
>manlet complexes

this fucking meme....only fucking reason it started was because lanklets kept getting literally BTFO by lads with proper builds.

>>34356082
better than taserface... I suppose.

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Tardigrade, also known as the water bear

>can withstand the pressures of space
>can withstand solar radiation
>can LIVE in outer space, only animal in existence capable of doing so
>can withstand radiation levels higher than the maximum humans can
>some species of Tardigrade can live in the Mariana Trench (withstand pressures of the Deep Sea)
>live up in the himalayas
>can go years without food or water

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tardigrade#

>>34355848
>Random shit from some jackass summerfag. Not even remotely /k/ related. Kys.
Seems like youre the summerfag there friendo.

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>>34355429
It's the African cousin of the carcajou. There's some funny hunter stories about these bastards.

>>34356341
WE'VE GOT A LIVE ONE

>>34356341
Found the manlet

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>>34357789

>>34355495
Proper mad cunt he is

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These motherfuckers

Wolverines are 100% badass.

>>34358416
Aren't they related to the honey badger?

Also: i can't really take them seriously because in german they are called Vielfrass, which translates to eats-a-lot, and it sounds more cute than badass

>>34358790
>Aren't they related to the honey badger?
>>34358099
>It's the African cousin of the carcajou.

They're very similar indeed.

>>34355429

are honey badgers worse than hogs ?

i bet a hog would try to eat it

>>34358416
looks cute actually, would cuddle

>>34359342
They're actually mean as fuck

>>34355429
Most /k/? Bonobos. Definitely bonobos.

Bonobo males occasionally engage in various forms of male–male genital behavior,[45][51] which is the non-human analogue of frotting, engaged in by human males. In one form, two bonobo males hang from a tree limb face-to-face while penis fencing.[45][52] This also may occur when two males rub their penises together while in face-to-face position. Another form of genital interaction (rump rubbing) occurs to express reconciliation between two males after a conflict, when they stand back-to-back and rub their scrotal sacs together. Takayoshi Kano observed similar practices among bonobos in the natural habitat.

>>34359358
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v1IHp8HRMTY

You take that back!

>>34358416

wtf even is a wolverine?

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>>34359400
A mustelid like weasels and otters

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>no doggers yet

am disapoint

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Grizzly Bears

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kots

>>34357789
>Can survive maximum pressure or zero pressure
>Radiation? No fucks given
Baller AF

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>>34359489

>>34359489
Did that /k/at just scalp a nigga?

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>>34359496

>>34359496

need a little glue for that hairpiece bro

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also camels

>>34358790
Yes, they're both mustelidae.

Wolverines are also nicknamed skunkbears.

>>34359358
Not if you raise it, wolves are mean but doggos are cuddly af

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i feel like this counts

>>34359561
dogs are also domesticated, and wolves are ripe for domestication/taming because they're back animals and controlling them is as simple as assuming the pack leader role

honey badgers are not pack animals and are not remotely domesticated

>>34355429

>Fart until the bees are out, then eat their stuff.

Huh, I might be part Honey Badger.

>>34359576
wasnt talking about domesticating a honey badger. Theyre crazy fuckers, you dont mess with a fucking honey badger, nasty ass badgers 'gon fuck your shit up they dont care

>>34358790
>eats-a-lot

Same in french.
They got the rather cute name of "glouton"

>>34359400
Large angry rat

>>34359564
Based as fuck drone attack bird.

>>34358790
>Vielfrass
That's ultimately a historical misinterpretation of the nordic "fjällfras", literally translating to "fell-hisser" but meaning "mountain cat".

>>34355848
Summerfag detected. Hasn't been here long enough to know that /an/ is our wife.

Get fucked nerd.

>>34356070
I lived in Kiribati for a year and ate them frequently. Not so tough when they are boiled.

>>34355429
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Hv1uIWA7Jh4

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>>34359438
This

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Molossus_(dog)

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The other day my cat brought two mice in the house. One of them hid and was running around trying to find a place to hide. The other one stood its ground got up on its hind legs and started screaming and biting. This show startled my cat and he backed away so my gsd went over trying to bite it and she backed away too. That mouse was kapital K imo

>>34356070
I used to own one as a pet

Beautiful little bastard

>>34359862
>Calling big fluffies 'hill hissers'

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>>34359970

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EslAPkVvq1U

>>34360025
it just makes them look cuter though

>>34355483
that's animal brilliance

There is hope for Africa yet.

>>34360039
>go from olympic athlete to bimbo caricature that sluts it up for the internet
Thank God for MK Ultra

>>34359508
>>34359496
>>34359489
>>34359481
Always more afraid of encountering big cats than bears
>they go into ninja mode to stalk you
>they're agile as fuck
>sharp knives on each paw
>mouth full of knives
>they go for the jugulars

At least with bears, they don't go fucking silent and wait till your back is turned to pounce on you.

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>>34355429
>colonial organism
>made up out of different independant zooids
>squad tactics out the hizzoo

>>34360213
One slight sting from this motherfucker will make your bitch honeybadger gnaw his own asshole out in agony

Most Sharks
>can sense electrical pulses from living things
>Also have ridiculous smell and good sight
>have survived a pretty damn good number of mass extinctions

>>34359517
Goddamn, I knew camels could get pissed off but fuck

>>34359547
>Teleports in front of you?

>>34357789
We need to send rockets full of these things and genetically engineered superalgae off into space to colonize other worlds.

>>34359422
Today I learned that bears and badgers aren't the same thing. Also holy shit walruses are closer to ferrets than bears are

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>>34360237
>get anally raped by the niggers of the sea
Picked the wrong hood cracka

>>34356341
>only fucking reason it started was because...

The British are cancer and have all kinds of social and self esteem issues that the rest of the world just doesn't have...

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>>34360002

>>34360366
>they grow larger than before
>come back
>kill us all

I for one would welcome our Tardigrade overlords

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>>34360213

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>>34360639
Tardigrade have another name, Water Bears. Bears a fluffy and water is nice, thus making these things fluffy nice things. There is literally no downside to sending these things as envoys to the planet, except that you only have two arms to cuddle them with when they come back.

>>34360692
Found the tardigrade

>>34357461
Babbygroot was kawaii as fuck

>>34360717
How the fuck would I be able to use the keyboard, we're fucking small as shit, tardigrade's can't use keyboards.

>>34360692
>he's never seen Alien

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>>34360717

>>34360471
Nope,nope,nope,nope,nope

>>34360767
>implying you don't cling together into living chains in the shape of a humans "in the hills, the cities" style

>>34360386
>Today I learned that bears and badgers aren't the same thing.
what the fuck

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>>34360976
I am really happy I replied "Tardigrade" in this thread

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>>34355429
>>34360434
Looking for shark liver, are they. Or baby Whale chins
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RnyE1NZBr7s

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M4FxGEJ8bz4
Great white sharks are being killed in bizarre fashion off the coast of South Africa as carcasses have been found washed up with only their livers missing.

Killer whales are believed to be responsible for the strange predatory pattern, with one expert noting that the organs were removed with 'surgical precision'.

At least three liver-less white shark carcasses have washed up near the popular tourist town Gansbaai, South Africa, so far in an unprecedented set of killings.

Experts suggest that local killer whales have developed an appetite for squalene - an organic chemical compound found in abundance in shark liver oil.

>>34355956
It was the roids

>>34359372
Sheep. Can't think for themselves. Also,
>"About 10% of rams (males) refuse to mate with ewes (females) but do readily mate with other rams."[10]

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Birb

>>34360999
Yup, tards getting a lot of air time right now.

>>34360471

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kq40ut6no6g

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>>34355429
The Bobbit worm A.K.A. The sarlaac of the sea
>fucks up everything in sight
>Can't fucking touch it or your limbs become permanently paralyzed
>if you find one in your tank you have to go full scorched earth
>can snap a rock in half with its fucking jaw

>>34360213
>manowar
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VFoUvhIXrdk

>>34360386

>/pol/ tier education

>>34361615

What tank?

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>>34361615
4u

>>34359576

The difference is that the wolves will constantly try to kill you so that they can be the pack leader. And this will happen constantly.

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>>34360213
I stepped one one of these on the beach in florida when I was a kid, OMFG it fucked my world up

>>34361514
Have fun you fuck

>>34359970
I've been there and taken a picture of that same statue kek

>>34359489
What a shitty hair piece

>>34358888
thats because hogs are about as intelligent as the dirt they sleep on

>>34360183
bleeding out in<10 second >>>>>>> literally getting your face eaten off

yeah no fuck bears i rather die fast

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>>34363622
nom nom

>>34359489

At least, with him being an Indian, nobody will question the dirty cunt shitting in the street.

Silver back gorilla.
500lbs of rage
Aggressive and oft cucked behind his back
2”dick

>>34363943

who is she

>>34357492
I love that.
"Please let us eat you. Please? Please stop."

>>34359508
Me in the front.

>>34359517
Went to the zoo recently, saw some Bactrian camels,
I never thought they were that big. It was like a fucking dinosaur, and looked oddly majestic.

/k/amels are /k/ approved.

>>34360471
Even more badass when you realize it's a hatchling that was just fucking born.
>Be born
>Look around at world
>Hundreds of snakes come to kill you
>Juke the fuck out of them

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Cassowary friggin' dinosaurs.
They eat fruit for a living and kick ass for fun.

>>34363197
Did you died?

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>>34359372

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>>34360650
Best part of the abortion that was ME 3

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>>34364603
>Go to Australia
>Get mauled to death by a fucking Raptor like Muldoon

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more kot

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>>34364446

Most /k/ animal possible.

>survive in any climate humans can
>It's the middle of Siberia and your horse froze to death? Camel is in its natural habitat
>middle of the Sahara and your horse died of heat stroke even after downing a couple gallons water? Camel is still in its fucking natural habitat

majestic fucking creatures.

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GEESE UP IN THIS BITSCH

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>>34365193

>>34365193
>remove honk
>day of rake when

>>34363943
I think I remember this guy from nuggetfest.

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Mantis shrimp
>the most /k/ animal
>uses concussive force that produces cavitations to kill
>has hands that produce concussive forces of a .22 lr
>imagine shooting a goldfish in the face for food

>>34360471
Where is this snake infested shithole so I know never to go there?

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>>34365347
we'll send them back soon.

Ya'll are all amateurs.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mrL2A7my1fc

This is fucking /k/. You need animals with GUNS.

>>34359547
>riding elephant with Abdul
>baller as fuck
>looking for street to shit in
>find field with nowhere to shit
>reverseelephant.jpeg
>is that kitty?
>HOLY BALLS OF GANESH

>>34365409
American deporting illegal immigrant.

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Bombardier beetle. Sprays boiling hot toxic chemicals out of its ass when threatened.

>1,4-Benzoquinone is able to stain skin dark brown, cause erythema (redness, rashes on skin) and lead on to localized tissue necrosis. It is particularly irritating to the eyes and respiratory system.

>>34355429
>Only way to kill them
You're funny.

>>34361615
Christ. Looks like one of the Sandworm things from Dune

>>34357492
considering most people on /k/ weigh about the same id say thats accurate

>>34361615
Thanks faggot, now I'm checking the bowl every 5 seconds. This will be a short shit

>>34360002
The mouse had a brain virus to get itself eaten.

No, I'm not joking.

>>34355876
/an/ fucking sucks. But I've been married before so if /an/ is our wife, she's a hag.

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>>34358110
Quick, call Manlet control and have it sent to the pound before it goes full Elliot rodgers

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>>34360852

>>34361615
You forgot to mention


>can be 3 meters long
>it fights other males with its penises, which grow by its mouth
>it got it's name from a woman that cut her husband's penis off, imagine going for a dive and having that thing shoot 8 feet out of a rock at you and cut your cock off