Humor thread

can we have one humor thread without racism, sexism, xenophobia, homophobia, transphobia please? let's make this the one and prove k isn't just a pol hideout

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>>34342244

>>34342244
Say it with me "/k/ is NOT a progressive board." No one on any chan like nigs. Even the nigs.

>>34342244
Nope.

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>>34342230
fucking kek

>>34342244
nope

>>34342230
>you know what to do
I don't. Help

>>34342280
*6 million

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>>34342230
>"Anon, when will you ever need a 40 watt rail gun with 20mm tungsten flechette warheads?"
>"need?"

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>>34342230
from gizzogle

>>34342244
No, fuck off back plebbit.

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>>34342244
>>>/out/

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>>34343111
aw fuck wrong webm.

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>>34342230
classic clip

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KPGyt3ZDv2Y

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>>34342331
>40 watt
you evidently understand more about guns than you do physics

>>34343162

It still makes me laugh my ass off thinking that the writer of this movie was a presidential candidate

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>>34343208

Zombies hate mood lighting.

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>>34343208
What you don't like phased plasma rifles in the 40 watt range?

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>>34342244

>>34343322
a rail gun isn't a plasma rifle, a 40watt rifle would plop the projectile out at about walking speed.

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>>34342259
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>>34342244
nigger where do you think you are?

>>34343949
>the projectile
>plasma rifle

I don’t think you have really grasped the concept.

>>34343949
It's... it's a Terminator reference, man.

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>>34344842
watch out they will back trace you after looking for tentacle porn!

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>>34344376
Butthurt much?

>>34343127
cute

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>>34342244
NIGGER GO BACK TO TUMBLR

>>34344376
you just wanted to use that reaction image didnt you

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>>34346211

>>34342230
Is that Resident Evil Degeneration, or the new one?

>>34346234

>sweating intensifies

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>>34344376

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>>34342244
>all these people took such obvious bait
Come on guys, really?

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>>34342259
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>>34346234

1911="105 year old woman who can curl a 60's era Buick, but is thin as a rail, and still looks good."

Need to come up with a .455" Webley Mark Six "waifu" since I've had that as my bedside piece for over 20 years. ( And the Type 38 bayonet.) .

>>34346446
Oh no, the BATF can be far, far more stupid than your example. I can assure you of this, having witnessed it firsthand as an "educated witness".

Basically the BATF can say "It's illegal because we say so", and Congress, over 80+ years, instead of drawing out a very large and dull knife to slice the ATF's nuts off, just rolls with it.

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>>34346191
Zulus and black Rhodesian soldiers are about the only blacks I respect

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>>34342341
>hustlin a cold-ass lil cleanin brush all up in tha barrel

>>34342244
Damn that's some funny shit

>>34342244
first post funniest post

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>>34342244
Fuck outta here.

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>>34346707
can we throw the Rwandans (post genocide) in there to? arguably one of the most effective military forces in Africa.

>>34342244
>implying /k/ isn't the active side of /pol/
>>34342259
Mein neger

>>34349504
I'm drunk

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>one piece of low-effort bait fucking aborted the whole thread
nice.

>>34342259
Can someone else than fucking Hitler answer my question?

>right wing retards are easy to troll
Really makes you think

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>>34342244
The harder you fight it, the stronger it gets.

>>34349889
>>>/leftypol/

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>>34342244
This is a bot. Same as the one that posts "Fuck off back to pol" with a link whenever it detects certian keywords. Try typing anything like nigger or pavement ape on other boards and you get a response like this almost instantly. Thats why it's the 1st post. The bot sperged out a couple of days ago and started posting these on every thread in /pol/ though.

>>34350797

>/pol/tards think that anybody cares enough about them to do this.

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>>34351189
It's wierd. Someone goes to all this effort on a regular basis to shill ideas like this >>34342244
that no one agrees with. It seems like a lot of effort for no gain.

>>34346234
Oh my.

>>34346166

Poor man's Mikhail Kalashnikov.

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>>34351277
Oh my I wonder what it could be!

It could be this thing called "trolling" (although that term hasn't been in use for a while and is something of a relic of the 2000's-era internet). Here, have a few definitions.
http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=trolling
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Internet_troll
http://www.dictionary.com/browse/trolling (look at definition 7b)

Alternatively, and more likely, it's a lot of people individually doing this thing called "shitposting", you might have heard of it. Here's a few definitions.
https://en.wiktionary.org/wiki/shitpost
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Shitposting

Honestly, with how little you seem to be able to comprehend in regards to basic internet culture, I'm suprised you managed to find your way to "the 4chans".

Welcome to the internet, newcomer! I hope you enjoy your stay!

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>>34353290

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>>34353306
At this point, I'm just dumping /k/-related greentexts.

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>>34353358
If anyone wants to join, feel free.

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>>34353362
also random shit from the folder titled "memes" on my drive

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>>34353374

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>>34351277
>that pic
>according to anon species being different equals geopolitics
i understand your analogy but
how many dicks do you suck on average every hour?
next time use a better analogy

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>>34353381

>>34343111

fuck that's pretty good

>>34343127
>UWWAAAA SENPAI YOU ALWAYS BLOW MY SKIRT UP WHEN YOU FIRE YOUR MAIN CANNON
>S...S..SSTOP TOUCHING IT
>....a.a.arigato senapi

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>>34342244

>>34344870
plasma as in a blob of matter accelerated to certain speed, that checks the box for being a projectile

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>>34353481
what is this abortion

>>34346460
kys

>>34342244
You knew exactly what you were doing, good work.

>>34353290
love this one

>>34344376
>>34346460
Say what you will about /pol/, but at least they can come up with their own memes.

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>>34353481

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>TFW no major gun lawsuits have reached the Supreme Court yet

>>34354091
People who hate gun control but don't hate Jews are blind fools

>>34343127
Hah thats great

>>34354087
You mean steal memes from /r9k/? sure

>>34354109
I probably hate kikes more than all of /pol/, palestinians and the entire nazi reich combined but i don't go around trying to drift gun threads to politics thread

>/k/ why does direct impingement suck so much?
>....
>a little later somebody comes talking about jews and blacked

>>34354101
Me fuckin' too, man

>>34354101
>Mello Yello
degenerates

>>34346234
WE NEED MOAR~

>>34354101
>mellow yellow
savages

>>34346234
o w o What's this?

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>>34354101

>>34354109
kill yourself nazi

>>34342244

Haha, nope. Fuck off nignog.

>>34353489

It's pretty obvious that you have no clue what you're talking about.

>>34342244
I wish the fappening never happened.

>>34342244
YOU ABLIST PHOBE, WHY DIDNT YOU INCLUDE CRIPPLES.

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>>34342244

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>>34343224
Oh my fucking god Jim Webb did write this lol

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>>34342285
Post funny shit like pic related

>>34353072
Aren't you assholes always bitching about how expensive ARs are and how "I can make an AK with a pair of shoes and nails"

>>34358255

He's talking about the level of engineering.

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>>34353439
>YOU'RE

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>>34342244
Thank you for confirming that /k/ is the most easily baited board, your efforts are appreciated

>>34356819
>These are our children
>That's Ricardo, there's Philip, here's dalring Rosa, over there is Consuela, and here's Cerebron the Mind Breaker of Galactika VI

>>34353429
>Perhaps the greatest man to ever wear the USAF uniform.

>>34349504
>/k/ is the active part of /pol/
Get out of here /pol/ack, you are a rat.

>>34354093

They litterally can't allow that to happen. As it stands, even the most liberal legal interpretation of the Constitutions would create a situation where any gun law would have to be struck down. Even ones /k/ommandos agree with. Guns for convicted felons? No legal argument to be had at that level. The word "infringed" is a legal nightmare because infringed can be easily worded as 'any hindrance' which makes any law restricting access to a firearm dubious at best. As a result, even pro-gun judges don't want to see a Supreme Court gun case as it can open up the floodgates to striking down laws that probably should exist.

>>34360417

cont'

And it could, on the wild side, go the complete 180 degree other way, giving the wording of 2ndA, to make it a legal requirement that any gun owner must participate in and be an active member of a state militia. So hobbiest/collectors? Gone. Hobbiest weapons that serve no militia/military purpose? Gone.

The USSC can't hear a gun rights case as the directions are inevitably going to go WAY too far in either direction.

>>34342341
fucking poetry