How do we weaponize it?

>>34053806
are those drones?

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The original fidgy spinster

>>34053806
Get a steel tube about 1/8in thick, something small enough in diameter to slide through the hole in the center bearings. Drill some holes in it so compressed air can spin the spinner. Attach more spinners, drill more holes, connect compressed air, and boom.

The Autistic Annihilator

>>34053806
>some factory in china has excess of bearings
>fuck it we will make it in a spiny thing and sell it like a toy
>make billions by accident

>>34053806
Autism is already weaponized.

>>34053828
This guy gets it.

I can't tell you how much more relaxed I'd be if I could just spin a wheelgun cylinder whenever I'm feeling a little uptight.

>>34053842
This. It's a built in feature.

>>34053806
...Alex?

>>34053855
Agreed. Same goes for just about any firearm action. AK bolt, shotgun pump, all so satisfying.

>>34053806
Explosive shurikens

Shurikens were used as distraction devices, just sharpend the edges, put an explosive device in the middle with a pin or button that acts as the primer, throw it and it explodes on impact.

>>34053836
yeah why the fuck did this stupid shit happen?

>>34053806
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tfGCI7yuMPc&ytbChannel=JoergSprave

>>34053907
Cats started getting access to credit cards. I don't know. I'd likely go with the "We can sell stupid trash to people with excessive disposable income and no self-control" theory. I bought a $10 light just because it was shaped like a double barrel. It's refillable, but it doesn't pardon my autism.

>>34053955
It's basically the 90s all over again
Literally see these shits when i go outside all the time
it's like when beyblades came out
fucking stupid man

>>34053974
Guess we'll see if they start a series based on them. "Bearing Bots" or "Zumba Zone" or "Adventures of the Spin Doctors" or some garbage.

Haha I was waiting for this. I work next to a pawn shop and those guys are selling them at like 12 dollars a pop, hundreds out the door they can barely keep stock.
We laugh about how retarded people are, it's fucking hilarious lmao

>>34053890
... Richard?

>>34053907
>>34053836
>>34053955
It's a fad toy. Normies buy them because everyone else has them, not because they're actually fun to play with. In a couple of months the hype will wear off and they'll realize how boring and pointless the things are and drop them overnight, like pokemon go and planking.

>>34054043
I'm a dick, but not that kind.

>>34054010
I wonder if they'll branch out and start selling extra weights and light systems for them.

>>34053955
>I bought a $10 light just because it was shaped like a double barrel. It's refillable, but it doesn't pardon my autism.

There was a store near me that had lighters shaped like M16A1s and AKMs, surprisingly accurate and well-made too. It took a lot of effort not to buy them.

>>34054058
Honestly, one of my room mates has quite a few of them. Usually never see the light again after the first day, but he keeps buying them.

>>34054083
buy it
you know you want one
buy goy- i mean guy
buy buy buy

>>34054043
JAMES?!

>>34054083
I'm happy with it since I can light the grill quicker, but I also busted the cap trying to open a beer. A biker behind me in line convinced me to pick it up.

>>34054098
Kill him and make it look like a homosexual bondage tryst gone wrong.

>>34054117

Connor???

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>>34053806
Pic related

>>34054202
get out

>>34054142
"I don't know what happened, sir. He had so many of those gas station spinners up his asshole..."

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>>34054212
You're just mad my fidget spinner can spin out of pocket when I wave open my COLD STEEL ESPADA XL.

>>34054261
leave
your board is that way >>>/lgbt/

>>34054247
did they continue spinning in his asshole though?

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>>34054278
I could say I just bought easily trigger faggots like you, but honestly fidget spinner are just cool as fuck. I like them. If you can't even bother to spend $40 on a passing fad then you know you are a poorfag.

>>34053842
Beat me to it nearly word for word

>>34054348
*Bought them to>>340542

We will look back one day and see these things as the POGs of the late 20-teens.

>>34054348
>implying i don't buy these retarded fad toys because i am a poor faggot
these cost 2 dollars where i live
kys

>>34053806
Seeing normies acting like hot shit with these is one thing, but the sight of children bugging their parents to buy a feegee spinner kicking and screaming "BUT I WAN IT NOW" is a whole other level of annoying. Weaponizing autism wasn't enough, they are manufacturing future autists by indulging kids with retarded bullshit.

>>34054438
>the future will have literal divisions of weaponized autists
feels good m8s

>>34054058
What do you mean by planking? The exercise?

>>34054293
We'll have to ask the coroner if that's what caused the internal blunt trauma, or if it was just the cocks.

>>34054348
>spending any money on a passing fad
I'm not going to tell you that you can't buy'em, but don't try to justify it. It's childish.

>>34054580
I believe he means when people would take pics of themselves planking in strange places. The exercise is always worth it.

>>34053806
Tape it to a grenade

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If it spins, it can spray.

>>34054162
...LEO?

>>34057614
what do you want

Make it out of beryllium.

>>34053835
you would have to modify the spinners for that to work, and that's a tough modification to make. You're adding fins to the spinners.

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>>34053806

IS THIS WHAT YOU ARE ALL LOOKING FOR?

>>34053806
I was in 7-11 earlier had a mom in front of me with her two kids that were buying these. Then as I was leaving some other little girl was asking how much they were. The fuck are they?

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>>34053806
You get a throwing star and you put a bearing in the middle.

>>34058296
>have to check to be sure that this is a joke

thank fucking god.

I'm totally gonna model and print that shit out to make it real, though,

>>34054162
yes this is Connor lmao

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>>34053806
all ready been weaponized