What is the ultimate survival food?

>>34039438
other humans

McDoubles

flesh

>>34039438
An FAMAS

Peanut butter, 2000 calories a jar

hard tack

>>34039438
Rice and beans and Mountain House

Honey, also any other beekeepingfags here? There's not really a board for it.

>>34039438

Cum ;)

pemmican

>>34039438
Piss.

>>34039643
this

>>34039438
string cheese and Gallo Salame

>>34039643
Have you tried distilling mead to make honey whiskey?

>>34039687
I make ginger ale and apple cider with honey on occasion, never really been into homebrewing. I'm just a humble beekeeper who doesn't drink hard liquor.

>>34039643
We do have >>>/an/

>>34039716
I can't stand the naturefags though, most of them hate farmers and hunters.

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this is what I make then I'm going camping or hiking and I need a good snack

get a big jar of peanut butter, and scoop out / eat some of it. then add in a mixture of:

-trail mix

-banana chips

-honey

-beef jerky

-dried fruit

-dark chocolate

-granola

mix that shit together and put the top on a put in in your backpack. eat it when hungry, has a shitload of calories, and a ton of protein, carbs, and fat.

>>34039699
What are the types of local flowers that your bees get nectar from? How much flowers do you need in an area before getting started in beekeeping?

How much for a small centrifuge?

>>34039739
>What are the types of local flower that your bees get nectar from?
Apple trees and Manuka (am New Zealand)
>How much flowers do you need in an area before getting started in beekeeping?
If you're only doing one or two hives (small topbar or single draw) then you can get away with a small orchard or around an acre of rough pasture.
>How much for a small centrifuge?
Don't even bother with them.

>>34039438
Unironically poptarts.

>>34039785
That's some high-quality honey you got there. How do prevent the girls from getting fucked over by diseases?

>>34039438
ur own semen

>>34039822
Haven't had any trouble with disease (only been going for 2 years) but have been getting some trouble with mites, I just have mesh on the bottom of my topbar hive and the bees just go on the mesh and shake off the mites. There's a big time beekeeper down the road from me so he gives me a hand with stuff I don't understand, will give him a visit if they get disease. But at the end of the day it's just a hobby, I don't make any money off it.

>>34039737
>mix peanut butter and beef jerky
no thanks

>>34039438
Hardtacks, they can double as body armor and roof shingles to build you a shelter against storms.

>>34039926
Speaking of, anybody got a good recipe?

>>34039935
FLOUR, AND WATER. MIX UNTIL DOUGH, ADD SALT, BAKE FOR AN HOUR AT 300 OR SOME SHIT, THEN REPEAT. capslock because that's the only recipe I'm aware of. Unless you're aware of some shit the world hasn't heard in two hundred years or so.

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>>34039865
>knocking peanuts and beef
Just wtf is wrong with your palette

>>34039858
Any tips from personal experience for a beginner? I am soon getting started with honeybees too.

>>34039957
So just over cooked dampers? I have an excess of flour I need to use.

>>34039974
Bees can sense if you're a pussy, also heat up your sugar water so it doesn't turn into a crystally mess. Not really much to it.

>>34039653
pemmican and hard tack
the ancients lived off that and they lived for 200 years

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>>34039977
Just google it up faggot
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FyjcJUGuFVg

>>34039974
Also you can never have too much cheese cloth and jars, I fucked up my first time extracting had bees in my shed for the next 3 months.

>>34039994
>muh slavery and women's rights.

>>34039987
>>34040002
What are the other uses of sugar water other than spraying the bees to distract them?

What's your extraction method?

>>34040015
Fuck off, his apolitical videos are supremely comfy.

>>34039483
This is good, needs more variety for long term diet though
>>34039588
Not enough calories or protein
>>34039615
This
>>34039643
This

>>34040025
I fed them sugar water for the first few months to speed up the honeycomb making, after that you don't really need it so long as you leave enough honey for them after extraction.

For extraction I just crush the honeycomb in a bucket using a potato masher (look for ex army ones, best investment you'll make) and then strain it through cheese cloth for a couple days in a closed bucket out in the sun. The honey will be slightly waxy looking but you won't be able to taste or tell any difference in texture, and you get to keep the wax.

>>34040079
I'm guessing that you aren't using those classic Langstroth hives. What type are you using?

>>34040105
Topbar my African American male sibling.

>>34040141
Why not a Langstroth?

>>34040193
No reason, just liked the look of a top bar hive. I'm not really doing this professionally, just wanted to have some honey to have in my porridge in the mornings.

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>>34040222
I agree, top bar hives look aesthetic. I've always wondered; How do you get the bees to build the comb on the wood slats and not anywhere else?

>>34040295
You buy some honey comb and cut it into strips, then cut a grove on the table saw and glue it in with wax.

>>34040249
Potato boxes > Any other form of potato growing

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>>34039653
Mah nigga.

http://www.wildernesscollege.com/pemmican-recipes.html

>>34039992
And you try and tell the young people of today that, and they won't believe you.

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>>34039438
Maybe this, fag

>>34040308
Thanks. Now I know. And then the slats are spaced 9mm apart, the "bee space" discovered by Langstroth.

>>34039483
/thread

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>>34039438
Peanut butter. Use your fav. I like skippie extra crunchy.

Sarotti Scho-Ka-Kola - good enough for the nazi army, its good enough for you.

Adderall. 20mg blue pills.

>>34039438
Dirt, you can never run out of it!

>>34039994
This guys videos are cosy as fuck
I couldn't love him more for being non-political and his videos are genuinely informative and comfy.

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BARLEY
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It's loaded with nutrients. Barley gruel fueled the gladiators, earning them the name "barley men", and it was eaten by Roman athletes and soldiers.
It was one of the first cultivated grains goddammit. This shit will make you STRONK. You can make bread and alcohol with it too.

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>>34040431

Damn you, now I want some.

Sauerkraut

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>>34039438
Chicken Noodle Soup. No, that is not a joke. You can keep cans of the shit for decades, it still tastes good cold and room temp, one regular can is usually around 300 calories, already in a sealed canister so easy transportation, and you don't need utensils, you can just drink it straight from the can. Along that note, pretty much all soups besides the real shitty no-substance ones like that campbel creamy shit