You wouldn't fuck a GUN, would you, /k/?

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>>33989083
Like, are we talking Waffegeist girl guns? Or real non-cute guns?

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I'd fuck a lot of guns

>>33989099
>real non-cute guns
You take that back! Guns are cute!

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>>33989099
Waffegeists

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Well I mean...

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>>33989083
Too late

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>>33989083
It's the closest thing I'll ever have to a gf so why the fuck not?

>>33989135
I want to try that but I'm not into fleshlights, in my experience the Japs do a superior job on plastic/rubber vaginas.
Would have to get creative in getting an onahole to stay in the Sig brace.

>>33989173
>Not busting your nut in the cleaning kit hole in the stock.
Bet you're gay.

>>33989083
Yeah. I've done it before and I'll do it again.

>M1 action is not forgiving

>>33989083
Thats a 10/10 Guard. Keep it up.

>>33989083
Also anybody got a link to his site?

>>33989083
The fuck do you think we are? Most of us probably would. Some of us have already.

>>33989277
he seems to really like facebook, but he does have a patreon page where he takes dollar donations

>>33989257
you stuck your dick in an m1 action?

My dong is too wide to fit into any of my guns.

>>33989362
You've heard of garand thumb? /k/ gets garand dick.

>>33989292
He has a tumblr too but he only uploads like half his shit to it.

>>33989292
I-I need them both for reasons, my google fu is weak.

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>>33989362
Repeatedly, in a thrusting motion. I'm lucky I didn't get M1 thumb.

>>33989292
There are almost no pictures on either, and none of his new stuff as well as half of his old stuff was never put on his tumblr either.

I just want a collection, man.

>>33989392
guardbrodraws is the facebook page, the patreon link is on there

>>33989410
Thanks senpai

>>33989402
Good luck with that, Guard is absolutely terrible at uploading his shit. If you don't save them right as he makes them then half the time you'll never see it again unless someone else saved it and happens to be in the same thread as you.

>>33989400
>I'm lucky I didn't get M1 thumb.
Your dick couldn't depress the follower down far enough.

>>33989431
He has a self esteem issue due to /a/ bullying him for not drawing generic moe shit. I got to see him on stream once and he has entire pages full of story boards and character concepts that we never get to see. I know for a fact he has an armory comic half sketched out and I saw waffegeists in a cafeteria of some sort.

>>33989464
That is a real shame. Thanks for depressing me senpai.

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>>33989083
I would never touch my firearms with genitals... because it is disrespectful...

However, I like to do anything else for their pleasure...

>>33989472
He says he'd love to do stuff full time but he needs donations, at the same time he seems to be afraid of asking people for money and has it set to a dollar, with no paywall.

>>33989493
He makes money on commissions, but not a lot.

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>>33989464
>tfw you learn Guard drew an M2 Browning in one of his streams but never saved it

>>33989524
I SAW THAT ONE, SHE WAS A THICC MUSCLE GIRL WITH SHORT HAIR

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>>33989099
...Or real non-cute guns...
>non-cute guns

>>33989537
D-did you save it? I need a tall, thicc muscular century old girl in my life

>>33989537
WANT

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>>33989524
Fuck I hope someone saved it.

>>33989571
I... I thought he would p-post it...

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>>33989083
Yeah

>>33989464
The problem is I got a bit bored of the writefag threads he often posted in a few months back, and missed an /ak/ thread or two and now I can't find anything or any threads he's in. I'm months behind.

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>>33989628
He's been pushing his name quite slowly despite being a niche artist, but most of the stuff he is putting out has been quite nice or funny

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>>33989599
I've permanently lost a lot of gud pics using that exact logic

>>33989610
That's one bullet an ak won't feed anon.

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>>33989243
>Having a dick that fits into the cleaning kit hole.

>>33989645
>when you've had a grill tell you that

The feels, I never asked for these feels.

>>33989493
Thanks for the info senpai

>>33989524
>streaming
w-where?

>>33989753
you gotta catch the links on his facebook, or he messages you

>>33989083
who the fuck makes these?
where do I get moar?

>>33989809
Nigga, read the thread

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>>33989809
Guardbro

>>33989817
thanks
>30 dollar flat commissions
we may get an M2girl after all, lads

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>>33989083
A young qt 2d waifu that creams when you shoot her, creams when you clean her, cooks and cleans for you, and loves you unconditionally?

Fuck no, what am I OP some sort of faggot?

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>>33989830
THE /k/UBE WILLS IT

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>>33989113
Yeah, I'd fuck a Waffegeist.

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>>33989830
Anon, pls, don't blue ball me with false hope

>>33989100
Or in the case of RPK, be fucked by a gun.

>>33989985
Shoo shoo cosine

>>33989985
>RPK will never impale you on her thick cat cock, bouncing you up and down as you hold onto her fat tits for dear life before she fills your guts with an explosion of her liquid love (that smells oddly like cosmoline)

>>33989445
underrated

>>33989985
Is that so much of a bad thing?

>>33989659
Just the tip bro, enough to aim into it.
I'm pretty sure fingers have been taken off by the flap on that hole, I sure as shit wouldn't fuck it even if my member did fit.

>>33990040
Meant for >>33989675

>>33989445
Kek

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>>33989985

What is the basis for this meme?

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>>33990087
Cosine

>>33990087
Take it friend! Arm yourself with knowledge!

https://e-hentai.org/g/550040/3d740cdbf6/

>>33989911
>marines ask for combat husbands
Doubeledubs of truth confirm muh reens for fags.

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>>33990092
>>33990138

Danke.

I'd be happy with just a hug

scruffing my hair would also be nice.

>>33990009
>you will never bear RPK's Krinkovs

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>>33989083
well, actually,....

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>>33990180
>No one will ever just hold you, slowly stroking your hair, and whisper "I love you"

>>33990212
>tfw someone used to do this for me and then I lost her
Its worse than not having it to begin with tbqhwy

>>33990212
>if someone looks at you for longer than two seconds you immediately think she wants you

Even worse if she smiles at you

Reminder that guard is a crazy cuck who wants gender neutral militaries
>Still jerk it to his stuff though

>>33990180
With a side of hand holding

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>>33990254
>Come into a guard thread expecting to fap
>Get reminded that you are quite literally a 23 year old handholdless virgin
C-can we just go back to circlejerking?

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>>33990212
>tfw had that
>Boyfriends and girlfriends
>tfw can never hold down a relationship past six months
>tfw you know you're the problem

>>33990275
>spooning her after cuddling
>hearing her cute exhaling and inhaling sounds while she sleeps
>smelling her just washed hair

Truly, there are things more guns cant fix, yet.

>>33990286
n-not with that attitude

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>>33990275

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>>33990286
>While spooning, to help her go to sleep you lift up her shirt and gently run your fingernails against her soft, smooth bare back
>She reciprocates when you have trouble sleeping, sending tingles through your skin and goosebumps form

>>33990319
I know Galil is on the right, not sure about the other two though other than the left might be RPK, but who's the nipple ring girl?

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>>33990328
>you will never see you parents being proud of you when they meet her

>>33990353
>>33990328
stop I want off

>>33990212
>>33990286
>>33990328
>>33990353
fuck
stop

>>33990358
The ride never ends.
Don't forget you're here forever.

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>>33990358
There's only one way off this ride anon

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This blurry mess seems like it would fit here juuuuuust fine.

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>>33990401
fastest way to off myself?
i don't know what went wrong

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>>33989083

>>33990429
Anything not involving guns, we dont want to give liberals more weapons against us.

>>33990463
Don't worry, nogunz canuck
>I'm not serious DoD don't reject my app

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>>33990358
>>33990376

>As you lay on your back in bed she nuzzles up to you, her leg over your abdomen with foot resting between your legs.
>Her arm thrown around your chest, hand holding the back of your head while her breast lightly presses against yours.
>Resting her face in the crook of your neck next to your head, her soft, warm breath caressing the very sensitive skin on your neck, the sweet yet gentle scent of strawberries daintily wafting from her hair.

>And with her other arm snaked under her slender, shapely body that's pressed against your body, her hand resting peacefully in yours, your fingers entwined, she stirs slightly, letting out a faint moan.
>"Anon?" Her delicate voice lilts out like a gentle breeze
>"Yes?" You ask
>"I love you, I'll never not love you."
>"I love you too" You reply, "So much."
>Even in the dark you can see her cheeks carefully curl into a smile, whose warmth fills you with a sense of love and belonging, a feeling that you'll never be alone, that even when either of you are by yourselves, you'll be thinking of each other, and anticipating the minute you can join in a tender embrace again.

This thread of crippling deppression needs background music from Nier
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zNzR8GAKQZ8

>in a mere 7 posts /k/ went from wanting to get dicked down heavy by catgirls to depression
Impressive

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>>33990514

>>33990481
>gets warm fuzzy feeling
>immediately feel pathetic
tis a great feeling


[spoiler]one day[/spoiler]

>>33990481
>"Anon?"
>"Yes..."
>"I;m not real, I'll never be real"
>You wake up in your twin sized bed, knees nearly to your chest and one arm under your pillow
>It's 11am
>You feel the need to pee, but for some reason don't go to the bathroom
>You just lay there for hours, holding it in with your eyes closed
>It's already 1pm when you finally drag yourself out of bed and go to the bathroom

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>>33990539
The day will never arrive if you do not decide that the day is today.

>>33990547
This is me literally every day that I'm not working.

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H-ha ha guys, can we go back to lewding guns? p-please.

>>33989083
let me put it this way:
>>33962172

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>>33990514
/k/ may be one of the more "normie" boards, but never forget that 4chan is 4chan.

>>33990286
>smelling her just washed hair
Has anyone found a shampoo that smells like hoppe's no.9?

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What the fuck is going on in here?

>>33990553
Already workin on it bud, been doing so for months now
thanks for the motivation tho

>>33990481
>>33990547

hey we have a thread for outstanding individuals like you (I'm there as well):
>>33962172

>>33989083
Where do you think you are boy?
This is /k/

>>33990595
Real depression hours and complaining about how you don't save any of your shit so we don't have a qt M2 Browning amazonian waifu

>>33989464
He fucking deserves it. Drawfags are cancer, as is this thread.

>>33990547
You get bladder infections that way.

>>33990630
Goblins. File goblins

>>33990658
Zed is that you? Did you get lonely after everyone got tired of your shit and started filtering you, causing you to drop your trip?

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>>33990684
Well go kick the shit out of them, we NEED an M2 Browning girl in our lives.

>>33990602
Just because I can write good doesn't mean I want to be part of a hugbox.

>looking at dakimuras for shits n giggles because of this thread
>they're all real fukin lewd on one side
Why do modest dakimuras not exist?

>>33990781
Because your waifu a slut

>>33990384
I forgot, the pain has come back ten fold anon

Not with the bolt catch on

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>>33990630
>>33989524


>Tall tan and toned girl with short hair

I can't hnnnnnnnnnnnng hard enough

>>33990974
>>33990705
I dont mean to sound like a happy merchant but i wont be able to stream more or do more non-paid freebies until i get more donations so i can take more work off. I feel bad, believe me

>>33991000
How about you consolidate all your works so far that are missing for us?

>>33991025
.... does that include the story boards? I have almost 150 pages

>>33991046
If you want.

>>33991071
The main issue is that a lot of them i dont think are worth posting, regular drawings that is

>>33991098
As a fellow drawfag, I know how you feel. But fuck it, post all of it anway.

>>33991098
post them anyways you spineless shit

>>33991193
That will get you no-where.

>>33991278
p-please?

>>33991295
I plan on doing a livestream on saturday hopefully, if enough people will show up

>>33990479
You going civilian DnD or Military?

>>33991098
we're the board with the lowest fucking standards and the easiest one to get excited.
just post it, you won't get any shit man.

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>>33989537
>tfw will never see it

Guard, I'm begging you, come back to us.

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>>33990275
>Held hands with qt browngirl in 2nd grade
>lost touch in 3rd grade
>Get friend request on Facebook I don't really use but still get email notifications
>Accept
>She's a chubby radfem now

>>33990514
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1jS3cmSe6wg

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>>33990344
The middle is K98

>>33991574
lever action

>>33999999

>>33991609
Ha, do you even know how to count, you dummy?

>>33990211
>L85A1
Trash.

>>33989135

Now if we could find a way to make that arm brace act like a bump fire stock...

>its another "guard pretends to be several anons so he can sneak in some blatant plugs for his patreon page and shitty drawings" episode


lmao

>>33990161
>Those fucking hips
I doubt that glock is a loli

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>>33990275
Let me just shed one tear anon. Just one tear is all I need.

>>33989493
Ha, jokes on him, I give him four dollars.

>>33990344
Left is AK74

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>>33990481
>Strawberry scented hair
I wonder who can be behind this post...

>>33991346
What time and what timezone?

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>tfw no SCAR girl
I just wanna cuddle my raifu waifu

>>33991627
SHUT UP SHE IS PURE AND HAS TITTIES

Though to be fair I do enjoy the aesthetic of a good M16.

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Leopard-chan is my waifu!

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>tfw you will never snuggle with M1 Garand-chan while you insert a fresh clip

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>>33992101
>not Panzer II
It's like you don't want to snuggle with a cute and nimble panzerkampfwagen.

>>33990497
>Not Grandma

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>>33991675
>tfw you will never be someone's favorite person in the world.

>>33992528
>I was someones once
>we dated for a year in college
>she dumped me after asking me to quit my ROTC scholarship
>less than a month later I started having health issues that lead to a medical separation
>lost the girl and my future

>>33991046
Can you just post th M2??

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>>33992528
As someone who's introverted, I stopped caring a while back. The effort required to upkeep a relationship doesn't seem worth the benefit. It's kinda hard for me to get along with people, especially when spending a long period of time with them. All the girls who have been interested in me wanted to talk for 5-8 hours a night and I just got burnt out and frustrated. Add that to the fact that everyone wants marriage and kids except for me and it's pretty much impossible.

2d is love. Guns are love.

>ITT: /k/ goes from talking waffegeists to clinical depression and loneliness in all of five posts

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I'll post some Guard's work i havent seen ITT.

>>33991367
Mil
I love to meme but I fear it'll bite me in the ass

>>33992897
Guns and anime are very similar.
Niche hobbies that alienate most due to almost no common knowledge of either interest and have a 90% negative gut reaction from people in the outside world forcing us into online communities to express ourselves and talk to other /k/ammer/a/den

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>>33992935

>>33990138
Glad Cosine started drawing futa because all of Cosine's vaginas look horribly infected.

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>>33992990

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>>33993008

>>33990592
Yeah. It's called Hoppe's No. 9.

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>>33993026

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>>33990393
Death is just the start of round two, amigo.

The ride NEVER ends.

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>>33993044

>>33993066
It's a good thing Donald Trump has a big mouth

>>33993078
Go home, Colbert. You're drunk.

Thank you very much for posting all these, anon.

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>>33992528
One day my dear comrade, one day...
>>33992897
Life is shit when your hobbies are niche.

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>>33993066

>>33993131
>them thicc as fugg thighs

>>33989830
Ay you nigs need me to get it for you, I have Guard on the line now.

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>>33993131
In the beginning people didn't like the T H I C C ness Guard provided.

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>>33993196

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Guard did this for me a few weeks back.

Rear heavy Austeyr

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>>33990275
I wasn't reminded until I saw your post asshole

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>>33989083
We already have, and the other way around can also be said

>>33993221
haven't seen this
thiiiiiiiiiiiiiiigg
i love it

>>33993275
Yeah I don't think he always posts comissions.

Guardbro is based as fucc, I know him from way back in the /wtg/ days where he used to draw me planegirls.

I was actually talking to him about getting some thicc buff done, and I think we settled on M240B.

What does /k/ think?

>>33993293
M240B

fuuuuuuuuck yes

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Of course not. That would be...

>>33993293
shit I just know him from /ak/ months back
I think an M240B would definitely be neat
>tfw you want to balls-deep every single chick he draws
It's a good feeling

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>>33993323
...silly.

>>33993335
nigger no
>captcha: Stop signs

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>>33993335
I mean, being attracted to a gun?

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>>33993335
Do it.

>>33993119
TWO SCOOPS?!?! REEEEEEEEEEEEEEE STOP CLAPPING!

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>>33993335
>>33993323
Looks a little tight for most. You asian?
Some of us need a bit more ass.

>>33990393
>586 4 inch

This guy has good taste

>>33993367
I just aim pretty good.
I'm a pretty good shot when it comes to my Springfield.

>>33993316
>>33993325
Allright m8's I'll ping him later.

Any particular features you'd like to see?

Hair?
Muscles?
How thicc?

>>33993234
He has a tungbler? I need more thicc on there, what is it?

>>33993388
>godlike digits
checked

I don't have many preferences, everything he does it good imo.
I like softer chicks more than muscular chicks but I'd like to keep his options open, so ignore me.

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>>33990138
I need moooore...

>>33993396
grouchybadger on tumble, you probably know the facebook
most of his stuff isn't on tumblr anymore

>>33993293
>>33993316
M240/FN-MAG is OK I guess, give me a shout when we have a Maxim -geist:
>might be a bit on the heavier side, but as long as you keep providing food and drinks she can go at it literally forever

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>>33991627
You wanna fix that bud?

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>>33990212
>>33990286
>>33990328
>>33990353

>>33993388
Holy fuck that's the best digits I've ever gotten.

>>33993388
Who doesn't love some decently thicc thighs that are being squeezed by some thigh highs?

>>33993494
faggots, anon. faggots.

>>33993388
Extra fucking thicc!

Thiccer than usual

>>33993388
>>33993519
^this. Soft n thicc. fertile, you dig?

>>33993540
this man.
but soft don't mean weak.
you dont get the 240's rep without the strangth to back it up.

>>33993388
If he could have smaller girl resting her head underneath 240bs breast to represent the m122a tripod

>>33993540
A man of taste I see.

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>>33993388
We all know she's one big, muscular and thicc girl pops

>>33989985
Futafags should be shot

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>>33993427
>the Germans already tried

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>>33993771
Got a drunken chuckle from me

>>33990595
Hi friend, remember me ? I missed you

>>33993519
>>33993540
>>33993583
>>33993676
So extra everything, got it.

>>33993778
Gun?

>>33993910
240 should be deluxe.

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>>33990447
FAL a best

>>33990275
>>33990286
>>33990328
>>33990353
>>33990481

Fuck you guys I'm working on this very thing.

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>>33990481
>>33990547
Fuck, I can't believe it's nearly half a year

>>33990553
Please delet that pic

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>>33990553
>That pic
>MFW I am often described as a nice person

FFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCCCCCCCCKKKKKK!!!!!!!!!

>>33989083
>put dick in slide
>close slide

wait how many chapters of upotte!! have been translated?
i can't find any past ch 79. is that all? is that all the gun girl raifu fun i get?

>>33993926
XL Girl, got it.

>heavy on the thicc
>some nice muscled arms
>Stacked chest
>Wide hips

>>33994112
Extra HNNNGG, just as you described. Yes sir!

Since we're talking about gun girls, what do think a Webley girl would be like?

>>33990429
helium and or carbon monoxide are painless ways to go. You could also work yourself up a "Heath Ledger cocktail" and take some benzos with alcohol.

>>33994186
British woman in proper riding attire.

>>33990212
Well fuck you, I was on the wagon a month before you posted this

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Galil-chan a best

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>Guard wonders why his wife left him and he didn't get custody
>draws catgirls and pretends they're guns in his spare time

Really activates the almonds...

>>33993180
>mine

ayyy

>>33994469
Rude.

>>33993180

Enfield a best.
(Just like real life)

>>33990286
>Truly, there are things more guns cant fix, yet.
Bullshit, I caress my Featherlight at night.

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>>33989083
I want to cum inside AUG

>>33993680
You should shoot yourself, faggot.

>>33994469
Really stimulates the neurons

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>>33994468
How can a Jew be so cute?

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FLASH, AAA-AAAAAHHH

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>>33989387
Has anybody drawn Upotte Garand cutting OPs thumb off with the action snapping tightly closed?
>no homo

>this thread still up
This board really does have the worst mods.

>>33995371
>How can a Jew be so cute?
roots in Central Finland

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>>33989475
>marmite

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>>33989524
>>33989537
I NEED THIS

>No StG 44 waifu
Feels bad, the first real Assault rifle.

>>33993910
Having fired that cannon, she needs a bit of a soft side, you think she'll be rougher than she is, she's not afraid to get dirty, and she'll take your fingers off if you put them in the wrong spot.
You also need to be a bit rough slamming the top down, or else she won't feed right

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>>33995472
B-But she would be a nazi, anon-kun.

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>>33995518
different anon, so what? Pic related was a nazi, turns out he was more honourable than many Allied counterparts.

>>33995518
Yeah, and overly dominant and egotistical.
But fuck me that gun just looks so damn good I wouldn't care.

>>33995526
>Knights cross
The air corps for Germany was a lot more lax when it came to Nazi shit. They ignored orders to shoot down parachuting enemies, and would be very kind to allied pilots they got their hands on.

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>>33995526
B-But being Nazi is against the r-r-ruur-r-r-ruu

>>33989083
I've fucked worse things that were more dangerous and less reliable and not as much fun as a gun
so yes

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>>33995547
>overly dominant and egotistical
oh boy, oh boy
>her ego is large but fragile
>mad tsundere and requires constant reassurance that she's the best and the original
>the moment you reassure her she starts acting like she's the queen of rifles
>but if you don't tell her she's the best thing ever she wilts
>"It's not like that, anon. I just wanted to hear it from you, schwein though you may be, I know even you can recognize German brilliance."
>"I used to be the cutting edge, now look at me. It's all about those cookie cutter, carbon copy AR types now."
>"On your feet, anon! Schnell! Ve're going to the range today!"

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Is it rape if I want it?

>would you sex a gun
>Thread approaching 300 replies

Why does /k/ suck now? Every (you) in this thread

>>33995571
>goes to the range
>Everone staring at her
>Slowly starts to become nervous when an AR whispers about her being a relic
>another AR says a joke about her being a liability due to age
>STG quietly starts to tear up but her pride wont let them fall from her eyes

>>33995571
I have a strange mix of boner and feels.
I like it.

>>33995582
Stop. I don't want to fall in love with another personification of an item.

>>33995590
Ignore this anon, keep going
>>33995582

>>33995590
>another

>>33995572
what did the judge say?

>>33995609
I have a love for many things, Anon.
It's more of a creature really.
It's mimics.
Don't judge.

Back to historical raifus.

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>>33989083
It would be extremely painful

>>33990353
Stop saying stuff like this about yourselves, you stupid fucking idiots.

The rest if you, stop letting bullshit pathetic posts Affect you.

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>>33995590
>>33995571
>you will never wake up early after a movie night to grab your kraut officer's uniform
>you will never loudly rap on the bedroom door and yell "Achtung! Wir gehen zu Schiessen Rangen!" in the most overdone German accent fathomable
>you will never see her eyes light up as she stops mid-sentence after opening the door as she looks at you in your jodhpurs, jackboots, and peaked cap
>she will never cackle with delight as you walk into the range looking like a badly done up Hans Schmidt of an officer
>she will never slowly go quiet as the range goes cold and all the ARs turn around to look at her, glancing her way with sadistic eyes
>she will never squeeze your hand and look up at you with just a hint of nervousness in her eyes, her overbuilt frame shivering slightly
>you will never whisper to her as you bring her stock up to your cheek and tell her it's all alright
>you will never quietly say "Sieg Heil" before every shot, making her muzzle report echo with the resounding notes of the Horst Wessel Lied
>you will never build National Socialism with the embodiment of German firearms ingenuity
Gott im Himmel. I cannot be saved from this feel, brothers.

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>>33994186

>>33990553
The last time I got called a nice guy, it was in the midst of sex. The was alot before and after.

Being called nice isn't code.

Learn to read tone and body language.

You learn this BY ACTUALLY TRYING, repeatedly, until it starts to work.

>>33995670
I'm now imagining another Brit gun girl, this time the STEN. I bet she'd be buck-toothed, with a bit of a grease monkey look to her, but also a badass streak. She'd have a tatty beret and really baggy trousers.

>>33995651
>you will never quietly say "Sieg Heil" before every shot, making her muzzle report echo with the resounding notes of the Horst Wessel Lied
I giggled at that. But fuck me the StG really deserves more recognition. Everyone always talks about Panzers. MP40s, never about the StG 44, or the Gewehr 43
>That all wood and slightly visable spring, UNF

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>>33995651
Mein gott more my wehraboner is expanding

>>33995692
>>33995670
What about the BREN MK2?
She'd probably be the outcast/nerd/weeb/neet due to her design.

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>>33995651
>"Achtung! Wir gehen zu Schiessen Rangen!"

"Achtung! Wir gehen zum Schießstand!"

Does Animu girls with guns goes into the /a/ or /k/ folder?

>>33995773
Make a copy and put one in both.
Or make a joint folder.
>/a+k/

Side question, how does one go about "Making a Demilled receiver milled" again.

>>33995726
She'd probably be Lindybeiges perfect waifu

>>33995651
>>33995695
>>33995701
>>33995773
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2245749/Officers-stunned-woman-drops-40-000-WWII-German-rifle-destroyed-police-buy-program.html

Feels bad man.

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>>33995810
http://www.dw.com/en/the-german-military-and-its-troubled-traditions/a-38863290

Enjoy

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>>33995726
Your post made me realize that I have a shocking dearth of cute girls with Bren guns in my kute folder.
As for the Bren herself, I imagine her acting like a tomboyish big sister. Not quite as loud and proud as the Browning M2 sort, but a lot less reserved and ladylike than the earlier Brit guns.
I'm almost imagining her as a female "Tommy" if that's the correct name for the stereotype. Quite British, with a cheerful fighting spirit.
>Bren has been cooped up lately
>the living room is slowly beginning to resemble a fighting position
>it is still composed of pillows
>for now
>you have an idea
>buy a couple hundred rounds of .303 REAL FUCKIN TOMMY off the internets
>grab all your camping gear and stash it for quick retrieval
>"Blackout rules are in effect, Bren. No more late night watching of Zulu. We could be seen by Jerry."
>she thinks you're just pulling her leg
>take off one night after setting your computer to alarm at midnight with an air raid siren
>when the alarm goes off you shake her awake and tell her
>"We need to go! I know a place in the hills!"
>she's still half-asleep, bewilderedly saying something about fighting in the hills or whatever
>end up going on a camping trip where you shoot at wooden targets set up all around the foothills
>spend a week camping in a small valley, keeping "radio contact" with "headquarters"
>brew tea every night and go on one-man patrols singing "It's a Long Way to Tipperary"
>this pleases the Bren
>she finally joins in during the last verse
>instead of singing "-my heart's right there." she sings "-my heart's right heeeeere." and clutches your hand
>"Thanks for all this, luvvy. It's been a proper grand old time."

>>33995845
I need more WW2 raifus anon.
I love these guns with a passion.
The blood sweat and tears attached to these weapons just calls me in more and more.
I can picture all the Japanese Types just bickering among each other since they all are pretty much the same, but all take different types of ammo. Like annoyed siblings that won't stop stealing each others toys.

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>>33995874
>tfw no SVT-40 girl
Feels bad man

>>33995878
Fucking beautiful weapons. That was truly an age of gorgeous weaponry. Sure some of them were god awful in combat, and others were fucking glorious. But ALL of them looked absolutely beautiful.

>>33995773
Mine go to
k/Shitposting/Raifus

>>33994112
Make her black. Shake it up.

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>politely ask guard about his storyboards
>he sketched out the Old Man Garand story

Basically an old man and his garand he had through WWII and Korea are retired and she has to watch him grow old and die

>>33989445
audible chuckles

>>33995551
What does the Knight's Cross have to do with the german air corps?

>>33990275
>>33990212
>>33990328
>>33990286
I'm not sure where you faggot are coming from. I'm the guy who hid from females in highschool, because I didn't want anything to do with their attention.

I've got .50 problems, but a girl ain't one.

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>>33995832
We're beyond saving...Sorry, America.

>>33992191
Can I get that in CADPAT?

>>33995393
Didn't he made Garland a human in the manga though?

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>>33995894
>SVT-chan is a tall, attractive woman who really isn't that good at much, but she tries her hardest
>that being said she is a bit of a germaphobe and has to really push herself to keep going if she gets a little dirty
>After the war she immigrated to Canada

>>33995931
Sorry, I jump to conclusions like an idiot.
I had it in my head that Black Cross = Luftwaffe, since they were the ones who used the symbol most often on their planes.

>>33994469
Really stimulates the firing squad.

>>33995810
>an original StG 44
>"Hi I'd like to turn this in to be destroyed"
>"Ma'am, that's a $40k gun"
>"Oh! In that case I have changed my mind, I'm going to sell it!"
I am confus, on one hand I am happy the rifle wasn't destroyed, but on the other hand the thought that the bitch who almost had such a relic destroyed made quite a bit of money by changing her mind drives me up the walls.

>>33995518
For some of us, that's a selling point.

>>33995968
Nice, simple (and a bit flat).
A nice house wife, but not very suited for rough and tumble warfare. She can fight with the best though, provided she has someone caring for her.

>all these 'my dick is 2 big' posts
It's like you've never grinded on something until you've cum. Fucking virgins...

+1

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>>33996001
>Yfw you realize the article doesn't mention her taking it back.
>Yfw that gun may have been destroyed or taken to a museum
>Yfw you'll never know.

>>33995773
I keep it in an /ak/ folder
>>33995781
You reactivate a receiver by welding, but you're gonna need to see how much material was lost and if the damage can be reversed into spex again. Don't forget that you gotta make sure it follows ATF specs so they won't shoot your dogs or your neighbor's dogs. Don't forget to give it proper heat treatment after welding just to be sure.

>>33996006
>Despite not being a great war weapon, she's oddly effective at defending you against bears when innawoods
Fuck, not I want Guard to draw a pic of SVT-40 with a bear in a headlock screaming something like "get away from my Anon you furry circus freak!"

>>33995874
>>33995878
guys we have a dedicated thread for those stories.

>>33996020
>Take it to a gunsmith who can respect the weapon
Got it.

>>33995968
AYYYYY LEAFBROOOO

>>33995993
except the Iron cross was used by Imperial Germany/is used by Bundeswehr, Wehrmacht (Heer, Kriegsmarine and Luftwaffe) used Balkenkreutz

>>33996030
Fuck off

>>33996036
Well you can do that too if you're not skilled enough or probably not comfortable doing it yourself (And if they do such services). That's why you buy multiple deacts to practice reactivating if one has the knowledge and the tools. Of course, you probably believe in the ebin "/k/ can't do fuck all correctly" while ignoring the build threads we had a quite a while ago.

>>33996026
>Bear in a headlock
>Not drinking the bear into a stupor with superior communist vodka to subdue it.

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>>33995810
>all modern assault rifles are based on this design
>regular soldiers could engage at longer ranges

>>33996019
didn't it say that she was allowed to sell it (presumably instead of turning it in)? The wording would suggest she was allowed to take it back to sell it in an auction or something like that

>>33991658
Eat dick retard. Some of us like living in a world of waifu delusions.

>>33996058
no need to be rude, I was merely pointing out that there's a thread where you can find pretty much everything the people in this thread say they want.

>>33996060
I have no craftsmanship when it comes to weapons, nor have I been in those threads. Reason for asking was I saw an original StG 44 for sale (Out of stock of course) with demilled receiver, and wondered if it would be a easy fix or not.
>>33996055
Just a jump in logic I made for no reason anon. Reading A Higher Call they talked about the Black cross, and for some reason I thought of it as Luftwaffe only, the Knights cross being the award, and thus different.

Again, I fucked up my thought process, so it has nothing to do with only the Air corps

>>33996026
>has bear in headlock while screaming angrily cyrlic
>bear has a face of comical ecstasy because her tits are on his head

>>33996090
Well it can be done be a gunsmith, but the question is how "demilled" it was and what can be done to reactivate it. I know the guys over in GunLabs managed to reactivate one.

>>33995845
I don't get this image at all, the text implies she's supposed to be a nigger but she's just a tanned white chick.