How am I suppose to get a gf that likes guns if I live in a blue

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>>33852931
>How am I suppose to get a gf

im still figuring that one out myself

>>33852948
/thread

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>>33852948
I thought these feels were supposed to go away with the age.
>tfw I will just have to settle up with some less than mediocre woman

>>33852931
try using your guns to get one

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>>33852948
It's not hard to get one. Just find one that's really gullible. Then you trick her into thinking you're not as bad as other options, it doesn't really have to be all around just in like a really small way in one factor. That is sort of what I do usually. That or it's my looks. I don't think it's the looks though.

>>33853059
You mean like selling them and trying to pick up strippers?

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date a girl that grew up in a rural area. chances are her family hunts/shoots. she grew up around gun culture and it wont spook her like it would some suburbanite left leaning basic bitch

>>33853103
>just has to get her face in there

women are silly when they match their steriotypes while trying to make a feminist point

>>33853103
OOH AREOLA!
OOH AREOLA!
OOH AREOLA!
HER SHIRT CAME OFF AND SHOWED A-!

>>33853151
Plan on moving out of the city.
City girls tend to dislike me more than girls from other places it seems and they're stuck in a exclusive cultural vacuum they don't really realize isn't sustainable while having enough resources for it to be sustainable for them that talking to them is pointless let alone wanting to spend time around them. They're just way too different from me for them to even be an option even if I was interested in one.

>>33852979
>I will just have to settle up with some less than mediocre woman
This or ending up alone are in my top 3 fears in life.

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>>33853258
Well I don't want to get into mediocre women because some of the memes just don't match women I knew that fall into the stereotype while others do, I'm a bit curious what the 3rd fear is?

>>33853258
How about them aneurysms huh

>>33852931

Do what most people do. Guns are a hobby, correct? Treat it like any other hobby. Meet a girl, get to know each other. Don't throw out your MOLON LABE autism on the first date. Figure out each other's personalities first, joke around and keep it light hearted, have some drinks, maybe bang a few times, casually throw guns out there at some point like it's no more a part of your life than what kind of car you drive (to a girl, in case you're a car guy).


If they get uppity, bail, if they're unsure, the best thing to do is play it off like it's no big deal, don't go full on "LEMME TEACH YOU BOUT MY 2ND AMENDMENT AND LETS GO THE RANGE NO YOUR STANCE IS ALL WRONG"

A good example for me is I keep a revolver between my mattress and box spring, handle sticking out. One time a girl came over to hang out, shit moved to the bedroom, she saw the handle and goes "is that a gun?" and I just said "yup" and carried on like it was no big deal. Confidence sells more than anything, but the key is casual confidence, not "I KNOW MY RIGHTS" confidence

If they've already made up their mind, don't try and sway them. If they're on the fence/unsure, very gently offer to show them the light, and if they don't care, then you're in it to win it

Also don't make guns the priority as far as relationship compatability with a girl goes. If you're awesome enough for her in every other regard, and she's awesome enough for you in every other regard, either she'll convert for you, or worst case support and tolerate you without participating (which really isn't the worst thing, she'll have interests you'll tolerate and support without being interested in)

Also if you're asking 4chan anything about how a relationship works you're doing it wrong, but here I am trying anyways

>>33852931
Whats this image from??

>>33853228
PENSACOLA

>>33853372
looks like The Dictator

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Don't even mention that you have them till like 4 dates in minimum, guns are one of those things that women will base their judgement of you on if they don't know much about you

You want her to get to know you before you go introducing such a polarizing topic to them, if they know you, and clearly are interested in you because they keep agreeing on dates, they'll be much more willing to look past their personal fear of guns, or maybe if they're really into you they'll want to learn about them so you'll have something in common

So don't be posting gun pictures on your public social media (you shouldn't be doing this anyway) put all your gun shit away neatly if they're coming over, you should have a closet or a safe somewhere you can stow it all in, if your house is decked out in full Rhodie/Murder/k/ube decor then good fucking luck m8

I live in the fucking California Bay Area, not a single girl I've dated had ever even held a gun before dating me, most of my gfs were never really 'comfortable' with it, but they all softened their views on it and were willing to learn, most of them even came shooting with me, and my current gf shoots with me pretty frequently

TLDR: Don't be an autist, don't go bringing up sensitive topics without giving her a chance to get to know you first

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>>33853258
I mean I really don't care being alone, I actually enjoy myself but I would like to leave some descendants and even though I'm okay being alone for now it might suck when you get older. Plus when all your youth buddies are getting married it kinda sucks being the 3rd wheel when hanging out.

I kinda made my own bad though, had a couple girls that were really into me but I was this retarded guy that thought that something other than a girl with a masters degree and swimsuit body where not good enough.

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>>33853369
>keep it light hearted, have some drinks, maybe bang a few times
Having sex with a drunk girl you don't have predefined boundaries with is rape.

>>33853372
It's a comic I just don't find funny like 99% of the time and think his wife is too hot for him. I wouldn't advertise it.
>>33853384
this guy sounds like a democrat, see this is why I can't find a gf I live in a blue state they start throwing around words like that at a drop of a hat.

>>33853511
Okay but if I saw a gun like that and I told her it's a 5.45x39 and not a 7.62x39 it's going to turn into one of those arguments. Then I have to be quiet and girls hate quiet guys.

>>33852931
Get a trap then. Jeezus do we have to spoonfeed you.

>>33853734
but that is a 7.62x39 my man

moral of the story is don't sperg out, you should be fine, I believe in you!

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>>33853777
I wouldn't even dignify that with a response if you didn't get trips. Traps are gaymen.
>>33853866
It'd still be an argument even if I wasn't wrong. I want someone that knows spergy stuff because I don't always get it right.

>>33853908
stay hopeful anon.

>>33853777
>>>/lgbt/
>>>/b/

>>33853734
>it's going to turn into one of those arguments
Nothing at all indicates it turning it into an argument unlss you make it one, and that's just forcing a silly encounter.
If you need to, keep shit vague unless she show's specific interesting in -discusssing- said topic. A discussion isn't an argument.

>>33853908
you asked and we gave you our best answers. if those weren't satisfactory then just give up, love is overrated anyway.

>>33852931
>live in noguns land
>Tell girl I own guns
>Local humidity rises 20%

I hope you can make yourself great again, america

>>33853929
>stay hopeful anon.
Dude I just had a conversation recently trying to explain that not all m16 variants are full auto with someone. They know stuff I don't pretty much a subject matter expert compared to me and I done a lot of things with them that it doesn't bother me we disagree. They were still upset by it. Then throw in having a conversation like that with a stranger it doesn't go over well if you have very conflicting ideals.
>>33853958
No it will. Most people don't see or know much about guns. All of them are bad and only good guys or bad guys carry them.

>>33852931
I always try to start by going to her place after a date and, once we're settled on her couch trying to decide what to watch on television, convincing her to watch this show I have on a flash drive I happen to have in my pocket which happens to be Upotte! If she doesn't express disgust at either the little girls, the country of origin, or the guns, we can go on a second date.
This method has kept me happily single for years.

>>33853511
Nice airshit.

>>33853988
>telling anyone you own guns
A Diamond dozen

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>>33852931
Try a dating site for gun nuts.

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>>33852931
SAGE

>>33854068
Are you recommending dating sites? You got laid off there? No? Didn't think so. Oh wait. Two girls at one time? Started fucking one and she was all like "Ugh oh, it's so big" "Uuuuuuuuugh, give to to me" and you were like "yeah, ugh, it's all mine" then the other chic showed up again and was like "ugh that's hot, give it to me" and then you started banging the second chic and she's all like "ugh yeah" and it was totally awesome it was all yours, so you start pumping them both.

>>33854104
I never worked there, how could I get laid off?

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>>33853369
This. Just focus on the GIRL part of the formula, guns will fit in later.


>MFW Interested a lady coworker myself and too fucking pussy to say anything.
Sigh...Might feel easier if some fuckwad vietnamese hadn't harassed her four months ago.

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>>33854053
Arsenal Sam7r-CA, nice try though

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>>33853589
>Like when your friends get married and youre the 3rd wheel

Fuck, my dude, you think you feel like shit now? Wait till they pop out kids and shit.

>Daddy, why doesnt uncle anon have a mom?
>Well its better, because we get uncle anon to ourselves now, right?
>Hahaha uncle anon would be the best daddy!

you're in a blue state, anon
pedophilia's ok over there
kids are easy to manipulate

>>33854104
God damnit every time I try to write a repeative sex story I don't go far enough.
So the fierst girl is stacy and she's got big tits. The second one is lacy her tits are kind of smaller but she's got a great ass. They're both really hot. So lacy starts taking a dicking and she's like "ugh big dick is great, ugh give it to me" and you start pumping it and she loves it and you're like all "ugh, oh yeah it's all mine" and stacy is getting jealous with her big tits shes so hot so you start banging stacy again and she's all into it and you're like "ugh, oh yeah it's all mine" and lacy loves it too. these hot chics love big dicks and getting banged so you start banging lacy again and she's all like "ugh yeah, that's hot keep fucking me like a cyclone no other guy fucks me like that" and then I'd get really descriptive about the pussy smell.

>>33852931

Look out of state.

>>33854115
I've only been laid off one time by a thieving bastard. God damnit I'm not even going to start ranting it's a fucking shame only one local PD has warrents on the guy I wish ICE had a hammer for that cunt. I'd quit my day job and feed them information about him and his whereabouts.

>>33854120
>This. Just focus on the GIRL part of the formula
You mean stay up all night and maybe get drunk or jerk off while every woman I know rejects me?

>>33854155
kys

>>33854104
>>33854157
/k/, you scare me sometimes. You really need to stop drinking so much.

You could start by giving up on having everyone like the same things you like.
People are different, you like an odd thing, and I'm betting it isn't just that you like guns, but you /k talk about them all the time. I'm betting you've ordered a tactical lance from BudK, that you have a go-bag in your car, and that you do dry fire practice while you're watching TV. And that you don't wear a swimming suit because you can't figure out how to CC at the pool. And you have a hairy back, and a that floats around you like a kelp bed when you swim. And that you don't have any other decent topics of conversation that other people find interesting.

>>33854282
I would of said if it if I was sober. I know I'm bitter. I have some baggage, rivalry and grudges. If a date a girl she kind of has to know how to use a gun. A lot of girls think they're immune to the rest of the world, I just don't want a gf that can't adapt. Not a perfect world, all you can do is adapt.

>>33853258
people think is gun nuts worse dears are isis and gun grabbers but they don't know we have feels too :(

>>33854358
Dude I'm like 5 or 6 beers in and that makes no fucking sense to me. I can't make up from down of that.

>>33852948
You don't. Trust me, when you give up, you get much happier.

Dont worry op, im pretty handsome and girls bail when they ask about my hobby. I dont go full SHALL but you obviously know what i mean, ive had a couple girls go with me and take my governor for some range time and they always, ALWAYS say.
> woooaah look out bad bitch coming through
> i feel like that tomb raider girl
> i was scared itll flip towards my face and shoot

>>33854412
>> i was scared itll flip towards my face and shoot
I'm going to use that the next time I write a porn story just so you know. I am going to copy paste it so I don't forget.

>>33854429
All yours my friend :)

>>33853683
is this bait?
>>33853734
I'm pretty sure this is bait.
>>33853908
yup. bait. no one is actually this autistic, while still wanting secks with females.
>>33853999
>trips
>fake autism
mods trolling us?
>>33854015
>This method has kept me happily single for years.
I believe you.
>>33854104
>>33854157
Tommy Thyroid strikes again.
>>33854236
>You mean stay up all night and maybe get drunk or jerk off while every woman I know rejects me?
most honest yet retarded thing on four chins. too bad it's bait.

>>33854451
One of those quotes wasn't mine.
It was the one with girls present in the story.

>>33854236
>u mean stay up all night and maybe get drunk or jerk off while every woman I know rejects me?

No. I am saying get the girl first, then figure out how to accommodate the guns. If she really is a good woman, she won't argue with your hobbies.

Why are we here?

Just to suffer?

>>33852931
Don't worry about the guns part anon, worry about the girl part. >>33853369 and >>33853511 have the right idea.

Get a girl date for a bit, and don't bring up guns. If you're going to the range and you haven't been dating for a while say you were doing something else. Eventually after dating for a while if it comes up- don't bring it up yourself- be nonchalant about it.

Assuming you have a stable relationship it might throw her a little bit, but it won't be a deal breaker. Give her an open offer to take her out to the range one day. Even girls who are on the fence will give it a try if they like you. After that if she still hates guns it's time to bail, but most likely she'll tolerate your hobby.

Just for the love of god don't go full "shall not be infringed" 2nd admendment on her. The goal isn't to change her political views, it's to convince her that you anon as an individual are somebody who can be trusted with guns and aren't some prepped weirdo. Going full retard is going to make you look like a weirdo.

Also don't be that asshole who takes her to the range and hands her a Mosin or Garand. Start her on a .22 or AR and some time with a 9mm full size handgun. Your goal is to make this fun, not prank her. Girls hate that shit.

Finally it helps if you were or are in a job that has you dealing with guns. Then it's just a natural hobby you picked up for work. Even the most liberal chicks get that provided they don't outright hate your job.

>>33854561
Depends on the role you pick for yourself.

If there's hope for me, there must be hope for everyone. My life isn't glamorous and I am a fucking shut-in working an unskilled laborer job, but in doing my job I am part of the foundation for a multi-million-dollar operation every fucking day, and I have some great friends that I have made along the way doing it.

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>>33854451

In retrospect you deserve a reaction image but I can't sum up my failings with women in one picture.

>>33854678
+1 for henry rollins. guy is /k/ af.

>>33852931
[tool] is a shit tier hobby, so keep your [tool] hobby to yourself. Some applications of [tool] can be a respectable hobby, but just [tool] cannot. Maybe eventually ask if she wants to try shooting once. Most people are willing. If not, just stop bringing it up. Here in Minnesota, I see plenty of women on Tinder with shooting range pics, when I browse it in front of my bf to make him jealous.

>>33854380

https://www.reddit.com/r/MGTOW/comments/688agu/i_am_starting_to_feel_it/

xD

>>33854979
We aren't all pussies.

>>33854993
>i'm afraid to buy groceries unarmed

>>33855007
>he hasn't encountered shelf goblins

>>33853711
>not realizing when you fucking take something based off The dictator


I mean if you wanna bitch about something why bitch at someone who is correct?

>>33852979

Perfect for a less than mediocre man, don't you think?

>>33855030
A disproportionate number of men are absolutely undateable without being picky at all, so all you need to do if you want a decent gf is not be a total shit.

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>general consensusmis don't bring up guns until a few dates in
>tfw I have no other meaningful aspects to my lofe besides work, which I can't discuss with random dates due to security clearance
>absolutely zero social skills, unable to hold conversations
>not even that good looking

how fucked am I?

>>33853683
Is not. It's just sex she didn't know she wanted to have until she was having it.

>>33855102
Probably fucked/10. So it could be worse. What bring up guns at all though? The look on the girls face when you bring her back to your place and it looks like an armory would be priceless alone

>>33854880
not really no

>>33855102
Find other stuff you enjoy and pursue long term goals. Something like org-mode can help with that. Just "guns" is not a legitimate hobby. It's turning a means into an end unto itself. Guns are tools, and tools are for doing other stuff, not just collecting. Make that low functioning loser shit a lesser priority. You should be doing stuff you can be good and bad at. There's loads of hobbies that needn't cost you a dime. Start exploring them. Or just consume media like a normie so you can at least talk about that. Travel some if you haven't already. It's code for "I'm not poor white trash", just like golf and sailing.

You don't, you get her to like guns.

>>33855102

what do you do with said guns? collect them? shoot them? go hunting?

those are the hobbies that you could maybe discuss. or if you are literally autistic and just get guns for no reason other than guns then yeah you're right fucked mate.

>>33854136
>ruining your airshit by drilling it so you can shove some spare rounds in it
Nice one dumbass but I'm not an idiot

>>33852931
date a traps =3

If women don't change their opinions to match yours, then you're not a man.

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Statistically, a gun in the home is more trouble than it's worth. Why should anyone believe you're the exception?

>>33855263
Statistically, a woman behind the wheel is more trouble than she's worth. Why would anyone believe you're the exception?

t. still single

>>33855276
{{{Insurance companies say otherwise.}}}

>>33855234
Fingers crossed that's an open offer, my girlfriend and I could use a third and a femboy would keep us both happy.

>>33854152
/tv/ would be extremely jealous of greentext provided

>>33852931
Really? Never had this problem in Israel, they like guns here.

>>33853589
>Tfw you're engaged to a woman who has a master's degree AND a swimsuit body and is OK with your guns, and you STILL spend hours each day on 4chan.

Butterfaces ftw.

Seriously, find an endearingly cute one and you're fucking set.

>>33854152
You're coming at this from the wrong angle, my man. Legacy isn't about genetics, it's about state of mind. Sure, they may have passed on their genetic line, but functionally that's not difference from the crap shoot of you having your own kid. They have to discipline their child, they're never going to be around when they want to be, and by age 13 the little ones will have stopped trying to win their parents affection.

You get to be based uncle anon forever. They don't get to see you all the time so they'll always be happy when they get to. You get to show them the coolest parts of life without worrying about how it could make you appear to them. You don't have to worry about teaching them to build bottle rockets from scratch for fear that they might not respect you when you do say no

You get to pass on the wisdom that only a non parent adult in their life could. If you're careful, you'll likely be the biggest influence on their life and that's the REAL legacy you want to leave behind.

>>33855313
As Firm Snek said, memes are far more powerful than your cookie cutter genes. This old meme is a good example of that:

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hand_axe#History_and_distribution

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>>33852948
Nigga, anyone can get a girlfriend, much like anyone can get a job.

You just might have to take a "minimum wage" girlfriend.

>>33853258
Well boo-hoo. As a pedo I've had to accept that I'll have to spend all my life alone or I'll be crucified by retarded social justice warriors.

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>>33855495
It's SJW retardation to dislike people who are sexually attracted to children?

I think you need a reality check, pal.
You're not gonna find much sympathy from most people on that issue, regardless of whether or not they're social justice morons.

>>33855559
>It's SJW retardation to dislike people who are sexually attracted to children?
Yes.
>You're not gonna find much sympathy from most people on that issue, regardless of whether or not they're social justice morons.
I know, people only think of themselves and their preferences. Gayfags are lucky they're so numerous.

Dating a 2nd Gen Chinese American. Pro gun as fuck and also top tier wife material from her traditional Chinese upbringing. Freak nasty in bed and professional as fuck in public. Gonna have to wife her desu. Started her on a p22 and now she carries a pps and is building a Dmr setup AR.

>>33855566
It is hard to correlate to someone who wants to wants to diddle prepubescent girls, i mean hebe is cool with me but paedophilia ain't. Just like any other (semi) reasonable person.

>>33855566
>>It's SJW retardation to dislike people who are sexually attracted to children?
>Yes.

If anything, SJWs are your most likely allies. I mean, look at all the bizarre shit they are trying to claim is (or should be) normal. It's only a matter of time before they accept you and your fellow subcreatures and exalt your fetish along with all the others on the list.

So, bide your time and get a Tumblr account, I guess?

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>>33852948
Unless you are some disfigured beyond belief tier ugly, just eating healthy, working out, getting an education that will pay well is more than enough to get just about any woman you want. Being an out of shape autist that barely supports yourself isn't going to get any woman anybody wants I'll tell you that much. I'm saying that because I suspect that's the issue 9/10 of the virgins here are having with getting a good woman.

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>>33855613
Most of these silly little bois have never been rejected, because they haven't even applied. Just like Elliot Rodger.

>>33852931
start by not being yourself, because you suck

become interesting
become handsome
become someone without autism

sorry kid, you're shit out of luck.

>>33853186
the most terrifying thing for a woman is when nobody pays attention to her

>>33853683
if im drunk too, that means she's raping me, too. two opposite rapes cancel each other out. thats just basic algebra.

>>33855671
His math checks out

>>33853151
Careful, country girls are fucking insane

>>33854120
the coworker thing is tough, because if they aren't actually interested and you fuck up, you have to see them everyday, and everyone else is going to know about it

>>33855579
>Asian
enjoy that plank ass.

>>33855738
that's why I just grunt at my coworkers until they get out of my way at the coffee machine, much easier that way. they all hate me though.

>>33855747
You can always find a nice wholesome black women if your criteria for dating someone is how fat their ass is.

>>33852931
Holy shit no woman has any real moral conviction about an issue like guns.

Just give her an out to tell her friends like, "I do competitions" or something.
Don't want to lie? Go do some little competition.

I'll tell you want women want:
1. Confidence
2. Passion about something other than them(think Feynman and his physics"
3. Novelty, not a boring daily routine they aren't interested in.
4. Security, I don't mean guns anon, I mean trust and having your act together financially.

You don't have a girlfriend because you lack 1 or more of the above. It doesn't have jack shit to do with your political views. Hell, I blame the entire rise of the left on white boys being pussies.

>>33855716
That's horse girls, not country girls

>>33855716
those would be horse girls, country girls are just sluts

>>33852931
Why do you want a gf that likes guns? Let women be women. They don't have to be interested in all the same things as you.

>>33852931
>be in blue state college
>meet girl with similar interests
>she happens to be liberal but w/e
>date for a while
>slowly reveal power level
>graduate, both get jobs
>continue dating (live near her)
>reveal gun hobby
>she's cool with it (zombie fad)
>get engaged
>she gets redpilled by teaching job
>marry, move in together
>dawns on her how many guns I have
>"now we're ready for the apocalypse!"
>goes on range trips sometimes
>introduce her mom to carry pistols (too much lifetime channel)
>firstborn son laughs at kalashnikov cocking noises

>>33856085
>>33856122
>horse girls
why tho

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>have jaded view of women because of parents divorce
>Have very low self esteem
>Boring/quiet
>Probably autistic

Just fuck my social life up senpai

>>33855566
Don't worry you won't be the first one on the helicopter the commies will go before you.

>>33852948
Be confident

Im not even memeing u my dude

>>33855566
The fact that you have the AUDACITY to compare your """plights""" to any other social issue speaks to how much of a disgusting subhuman you are. If I was given a gun, then put in a room with Pol Pot, Hitler, and you, and I only had two bullets, I'd use both on you. You deserve nothing short of a painful, agonizing death.
Die.

>>33854546
>u mean stay up
>u mean
>u
Underage detected, also you are aware you can quote the guy, and it writes out the text for you..

>>33855691
>>33855671
Confirm, maths check out.
M/F x F/M = MF/MF = 1

>>33856227
Fuck me>>33856122
>>33856085
I was gonna say this, horse girls are the Fucking worst.
>be 19
>dating 29 because she's still hot
>she cant shoot well, seems to have more excitement over picking up the brass for me
>should have named her brass bitch
>but then.... Then I figured out she's a horse girl.
>she starts getting iritable at everything, even when I moved the driver side window 3 whole times during an hour drive
>starts bitching because my foot isn't a mechanical cruise control and it varies in throttle so slightly
Too slight for me to notice, so I doubt that exists.
>screaming and Shit as assmad girls do
>drop that bitch off at her mommas house and left it at that.
Her mom was pretty Fucking insane to, but I wasn't dating her so I said Fuck it idc. Her husband died, so she went out and bought a $70,000 truck, then bitches about being poor.
>tfw she just bought a Sp2022 before I broke that shit off.
Yeah California background checks are working flawlessly

>>33856591
That sounds like it had to do with a ten year difference then her owning horses desu

>>33856591
Forgot to mention, her mom and the 29 would yell and scream at each other constantly for stupid shit, including money
>just sell the truck, the only thing it celebrates is the husband dying lol.
She has another truck too, so it's not like shes truckless

>>33856607
10 years older makes girls complain about a window moving, even at all? The fight pretty much started at that window lol

>>33856618
But like what about the horses specifically made her crazy? I dont see the connection

Is it that
>Horse girls are crazy
>But not all girls who own horses are crazy

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>>33852948

>Tfw no gf

>>33856644
Every fiber of sanity is cursed
Some people say that horse girls see men as inferior, as they aren't as buff as horses, but the relationship lasted so long because of the sex, so I guess that part was buff enough lol

>>33852931
girls are a trap, making family is a scam

>>33852931
Be a cop, be a /k/ double agent.
DONE

>>33856673
>YES GOYIM YOU DONT NEED A GIRL

>>33856644
Horsegirls = crazy works in the same way of dramatic feminists = crazy
There's no diagnosed disconnect, but when feminists say "Fuck you go die in a fire" to mens righta activist. They're pretty fucking crazy.


>feminism by definition means equality, not manhating

>Live in Massachusetts
>Start dating at 26
>Half the girls I've gone out with have been interested in guns

It's not that fucking hard. Some women just like guns. If the girls you know hate them, date outside of your social circle.

Just don't bring it up before the first date like a sperg. It's one of those things that needs to come out naturally, like her collection of sock monkeys or whatever.

>>33853369
>TL;DR
>basically use inception

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>>33855210
>Baiting this hard.

>can't recognize an arsenal AK

>nogunz fag

>>33856183
This, in a nutshell.

My fiancee was once the president of the campus feminists at one of the most liberal elite schools in the USA.

Now, I can talk about the demographic implications of race-linked heritable IQ differences in the face of vastly different birthrates between racial and socioeconomic populations, and she doesn't just listen, she agrees.

You just have to slowly ease them into the world of reason and evidence, that's all.

>>33856183
>>firstborn son laughs at kalashnikov cocking noises
pretty sure he's laughing at your shit taste in firearms.

>>33854575
Literally inception.
If you want guns amd hot girls in blue states, I guess your best bet is becoming an illegal arms dealer.

>>33856737
Slavshitters btfo

>>33852931

Tell her it's a hobby and you enjoy the olympic sport of target shooting. Most people who don't like guns are just ignorant about guns and if you introduce her to a firearm and explain to her how it works and why it has certain features she'll warm up to
Guns.

Just don't be like "I'm anon I love anime and guns" because that's weird.

Just don't get a Gf whose like
>I'm a god fearing gun toting republican southern woman while other girls are in the club I'm fishing with my daddy! God and family are number 1 for me!
Those girls are prudes

>>33856591

>Horse girls

They want that stallion cock desu

>>33854575
Literally any girl who isn't into funs somewhat should be on your wham bam thank you maam list. Just part of your percentages and dispose, pick up again later maybe.

>>33856771
>Those girls are prudes

Couple years ago I dated a black woman who had been a virgin Jehovah's Witness. Then at 27 she'd said "fuck this" and quite literally became a sex addict, banging guys off Craigslist all week long, going to sex parties, and running a cam channel on Xhamster.

Far as I know she's still at it. I bailed after a month when she said she wanted a gangbang for her birthday.

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>>33855455
...cont
A "minimum wage" job first till you get a hang of it all. Then move up and keep moving.

>>33852931

>Ctrl+F

"Vermont"

>0 of 0

Jesus christ, /k/. OP, that's the answer to the main thrust of your question. Vermont is actually the bluest state, and it also is tied for #1 in gun laws with Alaska. The only difference is that it's been that way for the last 200 years, plus we have better beer, cheese, and syrup.

>>33855965
>The appearance of, but not necessarily the truth.
Fake it till you make it, but CYA

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>>33856183

>>33856236
>Prescribed
Go to church 4 years, go through the motions, lurn sumtin, pay tithes, don't get extreme asshole but be knowledgeable, LEAVE GET OUT. Done.

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>>33853186

>>33853186
False

>>33856799

Gross dude. Glad you bailed, you don't want anything to do with her, she can get STDs and preggers and all sorts of shit and you don't want any part of that

>>33852931
Move.

>>33856771

>those girls are prudes
You mean type of girl who'd actually make great wife material?

>>33856859
What

>>33856771
>religious women are always prudes
Oh ho ho. Someone never fucked a 'good Catholic girl' in the church on the day of her confirmation.

>>33852931
A combination of using their moral relativity against them and laying good pipe.

>>33855263
Statistically, have a private pool at your house is more trouble than it's worth.

Doesn't mean chicks won't love it.

>>33857052
I dated a Catholic girl who for 9 months and she was super hesitant to do anything. Parents fucked with her head really bad and it made her super religious.

>>33856737
It was my brother's and I was detail cleaning it as a favor. He collects W. Pact guns and I go NATO.

The kid also puked on my stripped glock 19 while it was sitting on the coffee table during maintenance. He missed the USP.

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>>33853777

>>33852931
I converted mine using pellet rifles, she loves to shoot them.
Now she likes other guns, but she's still intimidated and doesn't like to shoot my centerfire guns.

>>33852931
I live in the south, this isn't an issue. I brought a woman home after a carnival ball and forgot there was an L1 A1 on the kitchen table...no fucks were given

>>33852931
move

>>33852931
i actually found mine in a noguns country.

shes not into guns, but she understands their importance and doesnt really say shit about them. hell she keeps asking me to go to the range.

how did i find her? i looked for (and i know this is hard to believe) a woman who wasnt crazy and was capable of reasoning.

>>33852948
>tfw every girl I talk to always ends up cutting off contact before anything can go anywhere

>>33854412
>i was scared itll flip towards my face and shoot
>tfw my biggest fear is that the bolt on one of my rifles will come flying back and impale me in the eye when I fire it despite keeping them clean and well maintained

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>>33856085
>>33856122
I know a girl from an FFA convention I went to and she's become some horse doctor. She was excited about it that her first post on Snapchat was about collecting horse semen

>>33857502
Sound like my kind of girl :^)

>>33855278
>Considering your idea of statistics is from a fucking Nationwide Ad.

>>33857502
Hey Jerry, how's Beth and the kids?

>marry antifun
>several arguments over guns and gun ownership
>just a looming issue throughout relationship

>>33856712

Ignore him, what a dumbfucking idiot.

Nice SAM, m8

>>33857020
Till your bored with the sex in your own bed. If you even get any after a few years.
You dont want a whore but you do want a girl thats actually into sucking and fucking and at least moves around in bed.

>>33857850
This. Find a good, decent girl who still wasn't afraid to experiment a bit in highschool or college.

A girl who chooses not to put herself out there in the sex market before marriage is a girl that isn't interested in sex.
A girl who isn't interested in sex will only give you sex that you're not interested in either.
You not being interested in sex with your girl will inevitably lead to your being interest in sex with other girls.
Your girl will most definitely not be interested in you having sex with other girls.
When that happens, she's liable to be no longer interested in your marriage, either.
While she may not be interested in your marriage anymore, she sure will be interested in your alimony payments.

Unless you're planning to marry the bitch who popped your cherry in highschool (awful idea), do yourself a favor, and settle down with a girl who has had one or two previous sexual partners.

Think of it as buying a CPO BMW with a year or two of easy miles on it for pennies on the dollar, and letting some other sucker eat the 20% in value that it lost the moment he drove it off the lot.

>>33852979
Or accidentally get stuck in a relationship with a soxteen year old girl that has aspergers and is into anime

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>>33858054
>sixteenbut yeah

also forgot that the girl will flip the fuck out if you show signs of wanting to break up

>i fucked up big time in my life
>I'm 22 year old
>i want to die

>>33852931
>How am I suppose to get a gf that likes guns if I live in a blue state?
rodeos, outdoors, church, seek political asylum, etc.

>>33858105
Oh boy that's hilarious. You fucked up!

>>33855566
Don't play on the field until there's grass on it you dumb fuck. Unless you've always been like you are, stop feeding the beast. If not, you should probably hang yourself for good measure.

>>33856085
Love me some horse girls

>>33856227
Just trust the common wisdom anon. I was once like you, asking "why tho", until I dated a horse girl. Long story short I ended up moving states

>>33852931

Why do you need a gf who likes guns? Just get one who you're into and vice versa.

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I wonder if our attraction to guns and inna woods is related to our aversion to city people and city culture.

>>33853186
I'd say it's different for this instance as she is showing her reaction to the shirt, not just smiling dumbly.

>>33858558
At least he unloaded and cleared it?

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>>33852979
>dat pic
hello me

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>>33855495
>thinking you'll get any sympathy here
kys my dude

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>>33852979
>tfw I will just have to settle up with some less than mediocre woman

I'm 32 and refuse to settle. The idea of being in a relationship with a regular mind numbing basic bitch to me is worse then being alone, at least alone I still have my freedom and cash.

>>33856236
What kind of wierdo jerks off on a desktop?

>>33852931
I've already resigned myself to living alone. Women are too much trouble.

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>>33858944

>>33858836

>nobody wants to be with me so i'll pretend it's a choice

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>>33858958
No actually It's me who turned down girls there annon.

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They are fucking out there, but quality women don't settle. Look in the mirror and see what level of woman you rate. Neckbeards get neckbeard-level landwhales. Improve yourself. If you already fit and employed, than you might be an asshole. I was. Final thought- watching the wife clean her Kimber in lingerie is exactly as hot as y'all imagine. Now go be fucking awesome.

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>>33858954
This guy fucking gets it.

>>33858954
>>33859072
no, your suppose to jerkoff in bathtub.

you can use whatever but you dont just jerk off at your desk.

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>>33859111
>Leaving a mess
That's what a hand cloth is for desu, or for the more clandestine cover your tracks rout use folded tissue paper instead. pop pop, flush flush wash hands carry on.

How do you not know this?

>>33859111
>>33859169
And to be clear you pop in the cloth or paper so no mess cleanup at desk,
>god damn kids these days

>>33859169
>>33859193
What are you fucks talking about? of course you use some sort of cloth or sock.

But you jerk off on the tub because its the safest place in the house and because of the acoustics.

i dont understand where you roaches are coming from? you have to be shit posting.

>>33859259
>But you jerk off on the tub
i meant
>But you jerk off in the tub

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>>33859259
>acoustics
What fucking kind of jerking off are you doing where you need to insulate yourself like a fucking vampire during the day?

>>33852979
>He thinks there's any other type of woman.
They're all shit because society expects nothing from them.

>>33859307
I wouldnt describe it as insulating myself, i just want the porn to sound the best.

Also i usually do this at night sometimes earlier at dusk.

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>>33856227

>>33858550
Well what defines a Horse girl then? Like a girl who has horses? Or is a girl who does nothing other be around horses

>>33856803
this gentleman has the right hang of it

I'm taking a lesbian shooting soon. She's a real qt. Shame about the rug munching really. But yeah I live in a blue state too. My ex was off the chains with how liberal she waa. I've been loooking for a little while now, can't find any decent women.

>>33860620
become bros with her and see if she can hook you up. Or start taking her out to bars, if she is pretty women will be interested in you.

>>33860645
Str8 up.
Nothing like a decent-looking broad as a wingman to steer the ladies your way. It can lead to a veritable poonani tsunami.

>>33860645
We do go to bars together. Bar women aren't girlfriend material. Haven't really thought about digging into her friend group though, good thinking

>>33854104
>>33854157
I wish these were actually funny to read.

>>33853683
Baiting unsuspecting anons is also a form of rape.

>>33853683
That's why you don't give her your real name, and bang in a hotel or at her place. The 21st century insurance policy.

I know this is 4chan and all, but isn't this a basic safety tip everyone should know when trying to apply the pork to questionable women?

>>33860645
Best advice I've seen yet

>>33859072
based

>>33852948
Just be yourself

>>33861241
Haha, worst advice ever.

>>33853683
>>keep it light hearted, have some drinks, maybe bang a few times

I meant these things happening over a period of time, over the course of several meetings. Otherwise known to normies as "dating"

>>33852948
>>33852979
Just be confident. Try to build confidence in yourself outside of confidence with women. Try getting good at cooking or good at shooting or good at whatever. Exercise to make yourself healthier and make yourself feel better (it will translate into your state of mind and confidence). Maybe try meditating.

After you've built a bit of confidence in yourself, apply that confidence to women. Download tinder and try to go on a few dates to literally practice being on a date and being yourself. It might take a while, but eventually your confidence (which women really dig) will land you a gf.

>>33853511
Why do you have your microphone tilted?
That microphone isn't supposed to be tilted but pointed straight up.
/g/ here.

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>>33853511
What kind of mag is that? Looks all sorts of wrong

>>33855007
I work in a grocery store and there's some crazy mother fuckers who dwell there. You gotta understand something son. You'll encounter certain people in a gun store, you'll encounter certain people in a Starbucks, you'll encounter certain people in a candle shop, but grocery stores? Everybody has to eat

>>33855175
You can be good or bad at guns. Either using them or knowing them.

>>33861861
There's sad shits who only buy fast food and such. They're the most dangerous, because their fiber deficiency causes hormonal instability and irritability.

>>33859111
>jerking off in water which activates semen as an adhesive

No thanks

>>33859580
if she rides horses either in shows or recreationaly. Not a girl who's open for going horseback riding with friends or a date though, for Horse girls its a regular hobby,

>>33852931
I lived in a super blue state (like one handgun a month, if you get approved by the local PD for it) and got a girlfriend who is willing to go shooting with me. She's not super into guns, but doesn't mind coming along to the range and popping off a few. She's shot everything from .22's to my nugget. Keep searching anon, they're out there.

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>>33854561
YOU ARE HERE TO SORT YOURSELF OUT AND SAVE YOUR FATHER FROM THE BELLY OF THE WHALE

>>33861819
I needed a black plastic mag so that it looks cool with the rest of my furniture

>>33853511
>if your house is decked out in full Rhodie/Murder/k/ube decor then good fucking luck m8
FUCK

>>33854068
Is that a thing? Please be a thing.

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>>33861757
OMG I saw that too Nice catch anon.

>>33856236
This is my literally my schedule

>>33856236
>also have jaded view of women
>have somewhat low confidence
>kind of an autist
>work 10 hour shifts
>dont drink so I dont go to bars
>dont really do anything where women are involved in a great capacity
>make a profile on a whebsight
>meet a girl after two days
>things have been going pretty good so far I think

Im mean im not gunna lie dating site are gay asf but shit man It works

>>33853511
>he lives in the Bay and he doesnt go to meets
wow man fuk u 2. Bay women are pretty awful tho desu

>>33853151
This.

My fiance is the daughter of a Southern Baptist preacher.

Holy repressed sexuality batman, she's a freak six days a week. (still drags me to church on sundays though)

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>have a qt hippie gf
>doesn't like guns
>never nags about them or tells me to get rid of them

You don't have to get a gf that likes guns, you have to get a gf that likes you

>>33855716
it's not city vs country, it's the kind of pets she likes that determines a woman's sanity
In order of sanity:
dog girls > cat girls > horse girls
more horse girls and dog girls in the country, but mostly cat girls in the city.
Pets in cages, aquariums, etc are case by case. Generally, the more exotic the pet, the crazier the girl

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>>33866348
>somewhat autismo
>not around girls
>sign up for dating site and get dates
>"online dating is gay"

>>33857375
>hell she keeps asking me to go to the range.
To cuck you

>>33855305
>butterfaces
lmao, why settle for that shit?

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>>33853777
This.

Traps are adorable and sexy and now that Trump is a bunch of gays are scared about being sent to Pence's Shocking Funland so they're getting into guns.

>not dating a trap
>not convincing them that lgbt people are under far greater danger of getting attacked than non-lgbt people
>not moving that into helping them CC
>not going on qt shopping trips for their CC and teaching them how to shoot.

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>>33867046

>>33867046
>Traps are adorable and sexy

Yeah, if you are into guys

>>33867046
>>33867226
Fags should be given free helicopter tours, just like commies

>>33853355
>>33853356
My grandfather actually died of an aneurysm.

Last big fear for me is either my heart giving out, I don't have a reason to think it will, but it still freaks me out. That's tied with the fear that I'm legit going insane, because it feels like every year my life and my ability to control my anxiety and depression get exponentially worse and eventually I will end up in a mental hospital.

>>33866404
pfft youre fucking dumb
girls with toy dogs are as shitty as the yippee dog
cat girls are fucking stereotypically shit
even if the girl has a dog that isnt a shit toy breed, its likely untrained and the dog is insane and hyper
even if said dog is trained, congratulations! shes as competent as all the meth and heroin addicts and smelly off=grid gutter punks with polite well behaved dogs
horse girls demonstrably built an individual skill and are competent enough to ride an animal that can decide to buck them off into the life of a wheelchair whenever the animal feels like it

>>33867046
dude...
us fags are as crazy as it gets

>>33853511
I've been thinking about an optic for my ak as well, what do you have there? DO you like it?

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>>33867247
Seems pretty shallow to me anon. If they're cute and have a feminine body and act feminine then that's all I need.

>>33867259
Yes, continue to say stuff like that, that makes it that much easier to get gays into guns. Really, people like you make it easy.

>>33858726
Kinda late for that

>>33855183
>>33855253
>>33857071
>>33857220
Everyone else is wrong, lazy, or incapable.

>>33856236
>>Have very low self esteem
The fucking pain, man

>have low self esteem
>normies give me a hard time about it
>"you need to love yourself, anon."
>hate myself even more because I'm not the person the people I care about seem to wish I was

Normies shouldn't be allowed to give advice, all they do is make you feel 1,000× worse.

>>33867410
Love yourself anon.

>>33867437
Doesn't that sound fucking stupid? Maybe if my IQ was 89 or less, that'd make sense to me and seem profound, but it's clearly bullshit.

>>33867410
You remind me of this girl I use to see
No matter how much love I gave her
She couldn't love herself

The relationship ended up being too toxic and one day I just broke all contact with her
I wonder if she's still alive

>>33867454
Ah
So you're just a hyper-conscious man
You are capable of seeing the faults within yourself that aren't worthy of respect

I bagged a smart big tiddy Jew princes from the uni over 5 years ago. Super lib anti gun etc etc. Fast forward she now goes shootin Inwoods with me, voted Trump, all while being behind enemy lines in a very lib city. If you're a good guy who knows his shit any gf will naturally follow you.

>>33852931
Money makes all the difference.

>>33857194
Traps are /k/ as fuck and you know it.

>>33867676
Wrong.
I'm this guy. >>33867638

Was almost homeless when I met her. Still a broke as fuck student.
You just need to be a natural leader and no matter how indoctrinated she may be she'll always gravitate towards the man's beliefs.

>>33867695
She'll tire of your poverty when the nesting instinct kicks in.

"Oh /k/yle we need to sell the guns to make a down payment on a home. This gun thing is for children, be a big man and provide for me. If you can't grow up I'll find a man that can take care of me!"

>>33867548
The weird part is that I'm always trying to do things to help myself and all that. I feel like if I hated myself I'd have given up. I just don't like not being who others seem to think I am, nothing to do with their expectations or anything, but I just feel like they're mistaken about me.
>>33867573
Well, we've all got those, haven't we?

>>33867746
Not this girl. Her only wish is to travel more. We both went back to school and when we're done I'll be making very good money. Her family is quite wealthy and pay for her school and half of expenses. The only thing we disagree on is kids and settling down. She doesn't want kids. I'm not ready for kids yet either. I'd rather travel too.

>>33867688
you can stop now m8

>>33867638
>smart big tiddy Jew princess

How get??

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>>33858836
Luckily I'm not in your situation but if I was Id be the same way. Losing autonomy and cash for someone who isnt your fucking best friend is straight bullshit

>>33867810
>we've all
No actually
Most people are or want to be unconscious

>>33867882
You'll meet the girl you're supposed to meet. Have some faith and focused intention. Ask the universe. . .

>>33867357
>Yes, continue to say stuff like that, that makes it that much easier to get gays into guns. Really, people like you make it easy.

This. I got my CCL after my drunk neighbor started yelling at me about being a tranny.

>>33867935
I fucking wish I was able to just be like how most people SEEM to be. I know that's presumptuous of me, but I have serious issues believing most people uncontrollably spend this much fucking time in their own heads. I'm worried im gonna go fucking nuts. I can't even go for a jog without having a fucking panic attack because I'll be convinced my heart will give out or some shit.

>>33868023
Most people actually don't spend that much time in their heads
They mindlessly live in the now

>I have only in my life carried to an extreme, what you have not dared to carry halfway

You are not going nuts
You are aware
You are conscious

>>33868220
You can't live unless you know how to live in the now. I would argue most people have no idea how to live in the moment. What zen Buddhism tries to "teach". Mostpeople live in the future. Always expecting something different. You can't make plans for the future unless you know how to truly live in the present moment.

>>33868264
I would argue that the Buddhit's example of living in the now is different from what most people are doing
Majority of people aren't really living
They're just existing or aspire to just exist

>>33853589
Time to fap

>>33855651
I miss Elliot some days... His self documented disconnect from reality is both an affirmation of my own sanity and an entertaining case study of a fully realized sociopath.

>>33869433
There's way more of that here:

https://reddit.com/r/incels

>>33852931
would you guys date a grill that hated guns if she was a 10 in every other category? I might

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>imprisoned in commiefornia
>bring up being into guns and YER WELCUM 4 MUH SERVICE to grills
>they're genuinely interested and absolutely none of that 'y do u need guns, anon!?' nonsense
>fuck buddy despises Trump but understands my reasoning for voting for him
>even open to going out with me to a range with her gf

Shits weird, I expected to be completely isolated, but it's not half-bad as I thought when I left the military.

>>33869661
Gen Z and all that, thing's are changing.

>>33868220
I know they don't spend that much time buried in their own heads, and I fucking envy the hell out of them. If I legitimately have any self hatred, it's because I wish I could live like other people manage to.

Living like this is like being cucked by your own life, where I don't feel like I'm living whatsoever, where I enjoy very little and when I do its so painfully brief before it's back to having an anxiety/panic attack. I can feel this shit taking its toll on my heart even.

>>33869591
I did, and it's still hard, because even if you convince her your old mausers are more collector's objects to you that are historically significant, she'll still probably hold that against you on her mental "list" of things she'd consider leaving you because of.

t. used to date who I thought was going to be the woman I'd grow old with, but she hated guns

>>33853258
What's the third fear faggot?

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>>33855671

>>33869827
I posted it.
>>33867304

>>33869840
d-did you lurk this thread for 18 hours? kudos to you anon.
But desu that's four fear, and I'd put the 'going insane' one at the top. Try lsd some time, it gives you a window into crazy.

Lots of girls in blue States like to fire guns at a range or to go camping and they don't necessarily mind if you bring a gun. From my experience what they don't like is someone who's obsessed with guns or keeps loaded ones around. Buy a gun safe, carry Israeli if you must carry at all and don't be swinging it around like a retard.

>>33854880
He's like super anti-gun actually. If you're into weight lifting and martial arts though he seems like a dude that knows some stuff.

>>33869880
To be fair, I made the two a tie. Lol, nah I didn't lurk for 18 hours, but I have checked this thread for replies a lot to see what advice or responses I get.

>>33854962
Minnesota has some of the most ghetto fucking hood girls imaginable. I'm legitimately surprised you're not browsing tinder through some county jail visitation center while he's in there on meth charges and showing him. I really don't care what you two do for kicks but you're lucky a guy will even have you if your from the cities there.

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>>33852948

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>>33858554
>and vice versa.
?Ha.
Is that suppose to be a micro aggression?

>>33858200
I actually tried all that of that except I don't think we have rodeos here, and I didn't qualify for political asylum while I was trying that.

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I just want to be alone, I'm a disgusting person who hurts people close to me, it's for the best.

>>33869989
Not him, but while I'm on Tinder, almost every woman is either a fatass; an obvious SJW psycho (some are also fatasses); and angry looking black women.

>>33870399
>>33869989

This is in the Twin Cities, btw

>>33867695
That's sort of the thing. I don't try to manipulate them. I'll tell them some stuff I know if they ask but I'm not really interested in presenting it and making someone look at it a certain way. I don't like being that "I told you so" guy. They were going to do it anyway. Seems like a waste of time and effort to try and do it on purpose.

>>33852948
):

>>33854282
You know damn well /k/ is the drunkest board

>>33870477
Not him, but I don't like that strategy either. Doing that would just make me feel like she's brainless, and she'd be unatractive to me right away. In a relationship I like being in, we both influence eachother...not this weird wolfpack alpha male leader shit

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>>33869591
No. I don't want to be with someone that doesn't think I should have stuff I want. If they think they know what's best for me they're just acting in their own self interest, not mine.

>>33869591
I would, but I don't like guns enough to own one.

>>33852931
Get one who's indifferent towards them, you don't want them shitting up your hobby.

>>33869591
I wouldn't date a 10/10, because I need to always be the more desirable one.

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>>33852948
I've been alone for so long sometimes I forget I'm alone. When I remember again it feels so bad even guns can't cheer me up anymore.

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>>33870537
>but I don't like that strategy either.
Neither do I but it's not like I'm going to deviate. Too many times people pulling shit to hurt me hurt themselves doing things that if they were genuine and into me we could of just been doing better things. It wouldn't of came to that, they have to live with it.

>>33870788
Is there a story to your post? I'm not sure I get your explanation.

>>33870818
Yeah there is always a story. It sucked so I don't want to talk about it.

>>33870741
Fag.
Go play some vidya dude.

>>33870415
>>33870399
,,,where do all the hmong chicks hang out???

>>33871850
I don't see that many, but I do know that the most Hmongs live in St. Paul.

I never match with ANY Asian grils...mostly just super basic white chicks. Makes me sad. I also used to get tons of fucking matches even less than a year ago, now I only get a match every other day. What fucking gives?

>>33871981
I live in st paul
I never see them outside their neighborhoods

>>33871992
I guess I admire their self preservation, when it comes to their culture and people...but man are some of them QT.

>>33853369
pretty much nail on the head.. someone screencap this for all future "how 2 gf" threads..

I have my rifles laying in the corner of my room and have had multiple girls over. None of them have said shit. I fucking live in CA too.

>>33872011
thats why Im asking where I can find them outside of restaurants and weird smelling farmers markets!

I dont have to lear outside Fika to find scandinavian people

>>33870741
>even guns can't cheer me up anymore.
How about explosions?

find some kind of chink that has has western education

> good english, traditional values, not feminist, usually don't mind cooking or pleasing and tend to be smart

>>33872102
tfw some thin azn 6.5/10 started workin at my job and sits near me..
It's too fucking soon to ask her out she's only been here for like two weeks. But god dam I'm ronery :(

>>33872053
I really don't know because all the Asian chicks on tinder I see never match with me.

I'm guessing they're pretty pro gun, because Hmongs love hunting and fishing: I see them all the time when I go to Cabela's in Rogers from time to time.

>>33872184
TELL ME WHERE THE 5'2 B 110lb B CUP HOTTIES ARE YOU FAGGOT

>>33872221
I don't know how to meet qts in public! If I did, I wouldn't be on here.

Btw, what's up with every fucking profile with women saying they're obsessed with dogs? When did dogs become a fucking meme? Are women fucking dogs now and that's why I can't get a damn fucking match??

>be libertarian-ish guy in England
>noguns obviously
>start dating a girl (lose v-card to her)
>mention I used to be in a gun club, she doesn't seem fazed
>she voted remain, I voted leave

I'm pretty sure she's an urban liberal type, hopefully I can convert her. We'll see.

>>33855495
Please do the Kurt Cobain. You aren't welcome here child diddler.