What are you nerds having for lunch? >food and guns thread

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>>33846838
>"anon that's too much seasoning!"

never.

>>33846838
Not a raw steak?

I had leftover hibachi from last night.

>>33846838
Your steak must be shit if you're having to conceal the flavors with that much seasoning. A good steak needs only salt.

>all dry seasoning
>is probably going to cook it half an hour after putting them on
Fucking ruined it op. Wipe that shit off that del, put some salt pepper and olive oil on it and that is all. Sear for 2-3 minutes on each side then put in 500 degree over for about 12 minutes.

You fucking ruined it with that seasoning.
>hur I like the flavor of the seasoning more than the meat
^you

>>33846973
>>33846975
I use only salt(I like pink Himalayan) on my steaks and cook them medium high heat flipping every minute until desired doneness. They always come out with a nice crust in the outside and super juicy.

>>33846975
This. I bet he likes it well done too.

>>33846991
IGNORE THIS POST
IT IS BLATANT BAIT
>cook them medium high heat flipping every minute until desired donenes
You have no heart, why are you acting like this.

>>33846973
Shouldn't you be using pepper on your steaks too?

>>33847006
1/10
Post again when you learn to cook.

>>33847013
Pepper not necessary but does add some nice tastes. I prepare all my steaks on a seasoned cast iron pan and cook in oil so it's not really necessary

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did someone say /k/ lunch thread?

>>33847013
Pepper is optional. Depends on what direction you're trying to take your steak. Salt for something with a lot of fat in it, pepper for something leanish

see >>33846975

>>33847037
Right off the bat I can tell you your meat to bread ratio is fucking ruined. And those chips? one is already cracked. Look at it.

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>disgusting Loaded Chamber Indicator
>over seasoned shitty cut of steak with terrible marbling
What fucking state do you live in that someone like me from commiefornia think you're cucked.

>>33847048
I like ribeyes with lots of marbling. Every cooking guide I see says not to use anything but salt and pepper.

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what grips should i get for my p226

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>>33847075
Wrong pic...

>>33846838
>raw meat with a ton of shit on it
I don't understand this joke.

>>33847075
Not OP but
> terrible marbling
Please anon, that's a prime grade 3. Lowest prime.
Which just makes it worse that he's throwing garbage on it.

>>33847076
They tell you to do only salt and pepper so you don't bugger it with random seasonings

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>Beggining of the month
>havent gotten paid yet


>>33847108
what are you? white?

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my mom likes to soak steaks in this shit for a long time before she cooks them. is she fucking up?

>>33847076
That's because that's correct.
>>33847133
I dont understand this post, you are agreeing that you only need salt and pepper and virgin olive oil, right?

>>33847091
>complains about marbling
>post some shitty panda express looking food
That doesn't even look like normal fish, it looks disgusting. Also there's nothing wrong with LCI, it actually helps with telling you that your gun is loaded and you should be careful.

>>33847164
Gross.
>>33847169
Nope, although you aren't ruining it by using those. I just prefer mine with only salt.

>>33847178
That looks like eel.
t. jap food pro

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tryina get in shape for opr8n season

>>33847182
eel is a poorman's fish, it was probably used in sick jap porn before being turned into your food faggot.

>>33847091
disgusting. .40s&w is a terrible round

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>What are you nerds having for lunch?
Dinner for me actually; I want to be in bed by 5 because I work early.

Peanut butter and a banana wrapped in a tortilla, with an apple. I was going to make a chicken stir-fry today but after work and a run I'm just too tired today so I'll save it for tomorrow.

>>33847164
Marinading for more than 30 minutes is just wasting time.

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That's right you faggots, corn dogs smothered in Frank's and a juice box. Just for the 10 year old white trash in me.

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>>33847227
u australian m8?

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>>33847226
>Marinading for more than 30 minutes is just wasting time.
If you only eat tenderloin and chicken cutlets; yeah.

i have a shit ton of tuna anyone know any good tuna recipes that i can make fast for lunch? i've been just mixing it with mayo and eating it on crackers

>>33847259
mix it with a couple eggs and ground up crackers then fry it like a burger

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>>33847241
Oi fuk you m8 I knock u in ur gabber

>>33847259
Canned or steak?
Tuna tacos with lettuce cheese and guac
Shredded tuna on a fresh greens salad
Compressed with breadcrumbs and mayo into tuna-crabcakes
Deep fried tuna balls, or sticks
A light pasta and sauce with slightly crisped tuna topping
Tuna mac-n-cheese
Tuna stuffed ravioli and ricotta
A tuna coleslaw
Tuna melt
Tuna burger with american cheese and romane lettuce
Tuna wrap on a tortilla with crispy celery?

>>33847259
boil eg
cut in half
remove yolk (eat or save)
mix tuna with mayo
fill yolk hole with tunamix
wrap in bacon or other dried ham
nom

>>33846838
Jesus fuck. Do you like some steak on your seasoning?

>>33846838
Chicken Caesar salad

Its what I have most days.

>>33846975
>>33846973
>>33847006
>>33847036
>>33847048
>>33847164
>>33847169
>muh pure beef taste
>muh gotta cook it into shoe leather
ITT: Fags that don't know how to cook a steak.
A proper rub doesn't cover up the taste, it complements it AND makes the steak more tender.
Also if your steak done-ness is over medium-rare you should do the gene pool a favor and kys.

>>33846838
I exist purely on Steak (cheap and quality for when taste matters) eggs (literally 72 eggs in my fridge ATM) bacon, cheese, olive oil, peanut butter for snacking, water and coffee

rosemary, thyme, cumin, garlic and some kind of pepper are all you ever need on anything

any combination of the above
>eating well is expensive
nigger i eat like a fucking man for around $95/month

>>33848129
>Caring about someone's food preference
Autists please leave

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>we can't have airsoft or gun control threads but we can have this stupid shit

>>33848331
>y u put so much seesunings on stek.
>u only ned sult n pepr
>u ruen stek flavr
So obviously I'm the only autist here.

>>33848129
>ITT: Fags that don't know how to cook a steak. A proper rub doesn't cover up the taste, it complements it AND makes the steak more tender.
You are lying to yourself anon.

>>33848129
there's still blood in the streak when it's medium rare. i always cook mine until all the pink is gone

>>33848129
I like blue-rare to rare

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>>33848129
pic related is generally how i cook mine

>>33846838
Good choice on the rib eye. shit taste on the seasoning. also, you may want to cook it a little longer.

>>33848548
(you)

>>33848854
thx

>>33848830
there is a special place on Donald Trumps staff for you

>>33846991
>flipping every minute
You're doing it wrong. Stop that. Flip once.

If you don't cook your steak to an appropriate done-ness in a sous vide(medium rare at most) before flash heating the outside with either a very hot cast iron pan or a blow torch(only to get a nice crust) then you're a fucking ignorant savage who doesn't know what they're missing out on.

>>33848548
That's not blood.

>>33848920
It's dye water

>>33848920
what is it?

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>not boiling your steak in milk
god you faggots have such shit taste in food.

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>>33846838
Just last night did 4 big NY strip steaks.
Marinated in lil bit o dales/olive oil for about 10 minutes each side.
Pre-heated oven to 375 while steaks sat outside fridge and I did a Sea-Salt/Peppercorn rub.
25 Minutes inside oven.
Remove
Rest 10 mintues
Sear 90 seconds each side in pan w/butter.

Did this last Saturday when I had a fresh batch of bacon.

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>>33848970
>implying

>>33846991
faggot. why take cooking steaks from this shitposter.

>>33848129
>A proper rub doesn't cover up the taste, it complements it AND makes the steak more tender.
Could be true unless you don't know what you are doing.

>Also if your steak done-ness is over medium-rare you should do the gene pool a favor and kys.
Start with yourself and you can leave the good cooking to people who know what they're talking about.

>>33848893
>not flipping twice for dank cross grill marks

>>33847226
Nigger I work at 330 am and I go to bed later than that, what are you doing

>>33848893
Flipping it often develops a crust just as good and it cooks quicker/more evenly.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q5y2voEWJ6U

i watched this video a couple years ago and now cook all my steaks this way. it gives you unbelievable flavor, but make sure you only use lump charcoal with no fillers, if you use briquettes you'll be eating sand

>>33849714
also, since its alton brown, its probably the /k/est way to cook steak

>>33846838
What the fuck is all that grass all over that steak? All that's required is some olive oil, salt, and black pepper. Anything more is hipster faggotry.

The only exception is chimichurri.

>>33847037
again with the longbread

>>33847164
that shit is basically soy sauce, so yeah shes fucking up

>>33849831
is that a chihuahua?

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>>33847057
i love the fact that i can post a picture of a chunk of meat and a handgun and it bring out serious autism lmfao

>>33847075
oh i actually got this in a trade, i actually like the LCI.

>owns the normie versions of both

what a faggot.

>>33848202
sweet blog post faggot

>>33848346
be upset
>>>/pol/
>>>/toy/

>>33848844
nigga it aint cooked yet and everyone and their mother has a "preffered" seasoning & method.

i just throw the shit on it and cook it till i think its good.

>"MUH STEAK" purists gtfo

>>33848894
i cook steak on a rock when im innawoods

such my savage cock.

>>33848970
i threw up in my mouth

>>33849847
A Cat

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>>33849847
Unfortunately no it's a squirrel

>>33849864
>This cancerous response

Kill yourself shitposting retard. You're not funny.

Saged

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>>33849730
here have some close ups.

I absolutely love triggering the fuck out of /k/.

>>33849875
oh are those any good? what do they taste like?

>>33849901
Kinda gamey but not too bad. I haven't really tried out a lot of cooking methods yet. I smoked this one.

>>33849714
oh shit thats nice. i might try that next time.

>>33849896
you're not triggering anyone retard, you're just showing that you have poor fucking taste and knot know how to cook.

>LOOOL I WAS ONLY PRETENDING TO BE RETARDED

>>33849730
>not adding garlic, butter, and thyme sprigs
Shit fucking taste.

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>>33849882
Hahahahaha you came in here expecting anything but cancer? HOLY SHIT AND YOU CALL ME A RETARD?

>>33849928
oh honey who said I was pretending?

>>33848991
MILK STEAK WITH JELLYBEANS!

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itt some guy posts pictures of a steak he put a little too much seasoning on.
>/k/ literally does an autismo /ck/ flip


we really are the easiest board aren't we?

>>33846991
you cook steak like shit and why would we ever take meat advice from you?

>>33849730
I will argue that some freshly crushed garlic can be great.

>"STOP ENJOYING FOOD IN A WAY I DONT LIKE!!!"-/k/

>>33849730
>he doesnt eat weed on his steak

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>>33848830

>>33847191
> implying operating has a season
Fucking coward do you even blizzard stalk?

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>>33849551
>doesn't know difference between rotations and flipping.
>sacrificing quality for aesthetics.

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>>33848830

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>>33849864
You must be a real badass, given the number of times you cussed and whined.

I bet women come to you every day to suck on your massive totally not 3.5 inch boner everyday. All you have to say is "give me a blowjow, bitch tits" and wham, just like that.

Such an admirable human being you are.

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So full

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Chili I made from scratch and a corn muffin I bought because I was too lazy to make cornbread.

Also pictured: dessert!

>>33847163
If you are poor like me get a slow cooker dude.

http://allrecipes.com/recipe/16454/slow-cooker-beef-barley-soup/

Sub beef with chicken drumsticks (brown them in the oven, then take them off the bone) and you have a meal that can feed you for 3 or 4 nights for 6 bucks. That's really hard to beat.

>>33847191
You need this http://www.thekitchn.com/how-to-cook-moist-tender-chicken-breasts-every-time-cooking-lessons-from-the-kitchn-36891

Like the recipe says; don't question it. Just do it exactly like it says. Be patient.

>>33848202
You're not eating well though. Enjoy getting a heart attack/cancer.

>literally eating raw meat
>calling anyone a savage
Holy fuck I fucking can't with you guys, I think I had enough irony for the rest of this year.

>>33850282
actually I'm married. :D FAGGOT

2/10

>>33850443
Nice

>>33850282
Are you serious?
>no cussing on my Christian Manga board, friend.

>>33846851
It's not too much you just don't know how to fucking do it apparently, it's not massaged into the meat. It's just sitting on it.

>>33847118
>>33847075
Not OP, but there's nothing wrong with cheap meat if you're willing to do the proper prep.

I made Puttanesca sauce with spaghetti for dinner. Was pretty good.

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Beef

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ES

>>33847088
that's a weird looking dog

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>>33853860
thx

>>33853130
that meat is expired now bud

>>33846838
I had some Connors Steak and Seafood Prime Rib Chili.

Food of the gods my friend.
Any other Connors fans here?

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>>33849584
I work at 2AM.

>>33848129
Sorry man, we developed fire so we could eat meat without getting food poisoning.
Not properly cooking it is just wasting time and you may as well eat it raw.

>>33848971
Sweet baby jebus that looks amazing. Shame it's past my evening meal time.

>>33850438
Do you feel good full, or sick full?

>>33850438
bro u need a mechanical keyboard

>>33854342
Im not him but for what purpose do you need a mechanical keyboard for? I use to have a shitty 15 dollar wal-mart one. Fell for the mechanical keyboard is so much better guyz and I can barely tell a difference.

>>33854277
>we developed fire so we could eat meat without getting food poisoning.
>Not properly cooking it is just wasting time and you may as well eat it raw.
Muscle cuts of beef that wasn't grown in the third world only have bacteria on the outside of the cuts. As long as the outside of the cuts are brought up to a high enough temperature to kill the bacteria, it's safe to eat.
I've eaten well over a hundred steaks cooked less than medium-rare and have never gotten food poisoning from it.

>>33850987
Hey, even 3.5 inchers need blowjobs.

1.99999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999/10

>>33854230
sell by doesn't mean eat by, if the store can sell meat on the 3rd, why wouldn't you be able to eat it on the 4th?

>>33854418
the store wants to make as much money as possible and not throw anything out so obviously they will wait until the day before its too rotten to eat as the cutoff date. it may not be visible but its probably teeming with bacteria

>>33854230
>>33854418
>>33854568
I ate that over this past weekend and I'm fine

>>33855051
ok good it wasnt expired then

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>>33846838
Pemmican and hard tack with mushroom ketchup
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JHMAoIJuiVU

>>33847037
Why do you do this

>>33847088
Forgot to buy wieners?

>>33847283
Trying this

>>33848129
>STOP LIKING WHAT I DON'T LIKE

>>33849976
Boiled over hard!

>>33846838
Ribeye marinated in some personal made seasoning and Worcestershire sauce.

Teaspoon of butter melted in cast iron skillet

chopped garlic clove added to butter

Bring to medium heat,

Pink Himalayan salt, not much, added to steak

7 minuets one side

7 minuets the other.

Done. Perfect medium rare

>Inb4 cooking on a skillet and not a grill

Go fuck yourself. I like my cast Iron skillet and i dont have a grill cause i live in the 2nd story of an apartment complex.

>>33854365
Could you project any harder?

Kys

>>33855445
I do something very similar to that, except I have a grill and no excuse.

Cast iron is GOAT.

>>33854270

why do you have a 15 round clip in your geweher 98

>>33848893
Nope, see
>>33849642


Flipping once is a stupid meme that people can't cook adhere to.
>>33849254
>>33850006
You dumb niggers I cook steak during the summer almost daily, you can flip the steak fifty times or once but if you can't cook it will still be trash.

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Can i borrow dem bunz

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>>33848830

>>33847037
Fuck off! I've had enough of this long bread shit.

>>33848830
What a waste

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>>33847088

>>33847226
How poor can you be?

>>33854298
I normally live in a country with no Pork so it was extra good. Bacon wrapped NY Strip with cracker barrel Mac n Cheese w/bacon.

>>33848830
Im not even supposed to eat rare steak because of a fucked up immune system and I still cook my steaks at most medium rare. It is worth the risk of dying from infection for rare steak and I would rather do that then ruin a cut of beef by cooking it to well done.

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boss makes a dollar I make a dime so I get union mandated coffee time. 3 scrambled eggs from my chickens with cream cheese and sambal topped with sweet peppers, home fries and toast black coffee on the side.

>>33857318
but i was told unions are the devil and just steal your monies.

Belvita protein bar and some ZMA

>>33857392
depends on the union, teacher union in my town essentially extorts teacher for money, 1200$ a year if you are union or not. Skilled trade unions like the local welders union is pretty chill and actually do stuff, although most of the skilled labor out here works on DOE sites held to NRC standards so there is really little conflict between employers and unions.

>>33847191
>13 burger bucks for 5-6 fillets
Costco my man

>>33846838
Salted rice and water because I actually like it.

>>33857566
not him but a lot of the USA does not have access to costco becuase of walmart and sams.

>>33849920
I have found that boiling and then frying them in a flour batter is pretty damn good.

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The chicken stir-fry I promised yesterday.

>>33856178
>why do you have a 15 round clip in your geweher 98
I don't have a "15" round clip in my Gewehr 98.

>>33856826
Pretty poor phamalam.