Mischief Thread

>Go to range without a gun.
>Make bang noises with finger gun.
>Go to target and punch little holes in it with a golf pencil.
>Show someone my grouping.

>>33747722
You can make your fingers go bang?

>>33747722
>poke holes real fast into bullseye target
>write down 300yds, WASR10 on data portion
>display it

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>>33747713
>Go the the range and wait for a cease fire, then start shooting at peoples feet when they go to check their targets

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>>33747725
You can't?
Do you even know how to finger gun?

>>33747728
>Leave 10 pencils lodged into the target holder so it seems authentic.

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>>33747713
>get angry and tell people off for not practicing proper trigger discipline
>never actually practice it myself

>Go to the gun range.
>Set up target.
>Tate a few minutes to set up, ear pro, unwrap some stuff, pausing when the range goes cold.
>Range goes hot and you start throwing darts at your target.

>>33747713
>Bid on rifle for $350 tell myself this is my maximum bid

>Somebody comes along and bids $355 (you)

>Oh well, there will be other ones I guess

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>Shoot Vz58 on a lane to the left of a Fudd sighting in his Deer Blaster

>>33747767
>do this at 300 yards

>steal pen from the rice cup at the chinese take out

Im a fuckin demon

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>>33747713
>see someone trying to zero a rifle
>shoot their target

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>two-round burst range
>Fire three round bursts

I had a bunch of fake blood leftover from a Halloween party once.

Went to the range (I live in a small town, a lot of times no one is there) and sprayed fake blood all over one of the range tables and ground, then made a trail back to the gate.

Wish I could have seen the next person's reaction.

>walk up to stranger on street
>put my finger on his shirt
>"you have a stain on there buddy, look"
>he looks down
>shoot him in the chest
>"haha, got you!"

>>33749418
BTDT. Shot at the bottom left of my buddy's target when he was zeroing his new optic and he made the thing shoot so far to the right that it was missing the target while I was shooting at its center.

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>go inna fun store
>fingerfuck everything
>inconvenience the staff
>correct people's firearm nomenclature
>leave without buying anything

>>33750497
I love doing this. I just go to the gun store, look for the most cool and expensive firearm they have and ask to look at it, then hand it back after I admire ever inch of it for a minute or so, and just leave. Funny as fuck.

>>>/b/

>>33748050
>Make the range go cold for five minutes so you can pick the darts up.

>>33750497
>>33750508
I've done this a few times at my LGS but I don't think they mind that much since I also buy most of my ammo there too. They're getting money from me.

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>see thread about firearm I have never fired
>shit it up by spouting myths and heresay about the weapon

Somebody stop me!

>>33747812
thats called self-discipline and impulse control

i bet you dont have tattoos

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>>33750497
>>33750508
>>33751934
>do this regularly
>buy the exact same gun online for $100 less
>have it sent to same store for no transfer fees

>>33747725
You can't finger bang? What a loser.

>>33752778
There is a transfer fee, it's just paid by the online seller.

They made money

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>refuse to clean up my brass after shooting

D E V I L I S H

>ask to see a long gun
>lay down and hold the gun over my eye, staring down the barrel
>give it back, stating that it is too long, then ask if they sell any airsoft

>Range has a fee of ten bucks.
>Place a bag on the counter, exactly ten bucks in brass.
>Not casings, bars, stamped so they are legit.
>Look at the guy at the counter and asnk if there is a problem.

>>33752450
Th-thanks anon. Also no. I don't. Never saw the appeal of having something permanently imprinted on my body.