/k/ Patch Thread

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Just got this patch in from a small fb patch store, pretty neat desu.

/OutlierConceptsUSA on fb

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>>33413622

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>>33413622
Also this 3d effect is fucking neat.

He doesn't have a proper store service set up yet, so just bully him with messages and he'll sell you some.

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Made an interest poll for these from the last thread.

http://www.strawpoll.me/12599467

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Samples for pic related should be here Monday.

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Where is dove friend?

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>>33413635
Also, thank you all for your continued patronage.

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restock poll
http://www.strawpoll.me/12580984

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pic is art i have and proposed designs

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>>33413642
Still here, had the company add a merrowed border, and to speed up time they put it into production instead of bothering with new sample.

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adding more and more as I go, so this isn't necessarily current

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>greencrabtesting.com

Ayyyyy here we gooo

>SCP patch
>dataDyne patch

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>>33413682
Also keychains are finally submitted for physical samples

Now we wait

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Posting again in case anyone's interested.

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>>33413687
SIG WHEN

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Only two CMESKL left, a few Die Glocke left as well COP!

Looking to the next run of merrowed memes. we will most likely be running the Gobi Campaign Flag and another TBD.

vote on GCF
http://www.strawpoll.me/12593523
http://www.strawpoll.me/12593523
http://www.strawpoll.me/12593523


>Aesthetic /k/orps
In pic related I've done up two variants, let us know if you're interested in it and which one.

vote on Ak
http://www.strawpoll.me/12593577
http://www.strawpoll.me/12593577
http://www.strawpoll.me/12593577

>>33413669
Time estimates on the NRA, Antarctic base, and drive patches?

>>33413689
Should read "good night - sleep tight" or "good night - world wide" or something along those lines

>>33413708
maybe some day

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So I'm working on this.

Should be kawaii

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Progress is being made, it's looking like a couple of weeks at the most before they'll be up and ready to ship. I'll post when designs and the like come through, which should be some time next week.

>>33413740
Noted.
But imo it's best as is to preserve the "tired of this bullshit" meaning

>>33413652
bro

how much was that
>>33413689
would buy, top kek

>>33413740
goodnight sleep tight would be fucking dank

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Okay, this is troubling, pic related are all the twills the patch company has, and the lines match up the different samples we've already seen.

What should I go for? I'm trying to get a pic of the two samples in normal light, so we can judge better. Worst case scenario we go for full embroidery and bump up the shekel cost a bit.

>>33413840

The one on the bottom looks perfect to me.

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>>33413265
>im mad
No mad, alway rember happy day! Just think, this means mine might come out within a month of yours!

>>33413679
>they put it into production instead of bothering with new sample.
[CONCERN]

>>33413756
Make the rifle stock and axe handle continue on their respective ends, if that makes sense.

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Alright, so here's my change list for Gloli, are we good?

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>>33413689

>>33413840
I'm pretty OK with the bottom one.

>>33413852
I asked them to do that.

>>33413840
Bottom looks better, but maybe try M254?

>>33413879
I might just be speaking from bad experiences with this, but that seems way risky. I really hope it works out though, because I'm in for one or two of those.

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Right, I was also doing a poll for resizing Kraut Space Magic to make it a patch, go vote now.

http://www.strawpoll.me/12598564
http://www.strawpoll.me/12598564
http://www.strawpoll.me/12598564

>>33413852
I kind of like the light circle on her left asscheek. So far so cherry. When's the projected release date?

>>33413825
A lot.

>>33413890
>seems way risky
Has bad stuff happened before? The people I used to make the patch were pretty good at it.

>>33413900
i was thinking of grabbing one but i live in cuckifornia

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>>33413652
Nice cop nigga

>>33413850
>>33413876
Eeeeeh, I dunno. It does'n really match what I had in mind. The idea is to have it darker so Serb-chan stands out.

>>33413890
M254 looks too green to fit the bill desu, also check mail.

>>33413902
Plenty.

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Oh its okay USPS, I wanted my thighs to take a day trip to Kentucky and then back to Indy, WHEN I'M IN TERRE HAUTE. I swear, logistics better not fuck me.

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>>33413689
>>33413740

>>33413943
would fucking buy

add like Z's or moons in the side

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>>33413756
S-stick up your booty hole

>>33413943
Nice

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>>33413976
You're naughty sticker

>>33413894
Might put it back, we'll see. Projected release is, uh, "soon." Namely whenever they get this right and it gets here, and with their shipping taking about 7-10 days, and them getting it right hasn't happened yet, it may be April before I get these. Correction, WILL be April.

>>33413902
I may have misspoke, I more mean that I'm a control freak who needs to know and confirm the patches are just right in their finalized form, so just saying "Yeah, fix 'er up and print it" without seeing that fix, freaks me out.

>>33413938
I'd say go 100% embroidery then, get it just right. It'll pay off in the end, since you'll be pleased with your product, and your customers pleased with the purchase.

Oh, emailed back.

>>33413940
Haha, shipping is hilarious. Also, nice, GF was born there. Her mom mentions that place once a day, I swear.

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Ai...soon
I mean your package will be in the mail.

Valkyrie, the paper you've wrapped your patches around is cute.

>>33413652
>Shotgun with a mon patch

That's sexy.

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>>33414060
?

>>33414069
thanks friend.

>>33414069
What was on the paper?

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>>33414107

>>33414143
I got a chart on bowing etiquette.

So Polarise was literally being hunted by commies?

>>33413622
It took me a while to read that letter. Am I a nigger?

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This chna patch is sold out, will there be more?
I'm willing to pay for one.

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>>33413756
gib

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This just arrived.
Thanks 2hu, quality is, as always, excellent.
I assume you were the one that did the 1st /ak/ patch as well?, cause yours and the old one I have are exactly the same. It's been +3 years, damn.

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>>33413508
>implying I remembered mine either
I can do the whole recovery thing, but I don't know if it'll work. Can I could you in for this autism, or is it just going to be Merlin and I?

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>>33414261
*count you in
Fug, being boiled alive in my car because "lol AC needs a recharge, but don't have time for it".

>I love this image

>>33413852
keep ass light and circle.

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Ai how many patches must I buy to have a KFC patch. I missed the boat.

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>>33414327
I've got a few spares left, I'll be putting them up for sale with the nu drop.

Better ready your booty hole, or you'll miss them. I'll let you guys know when they'll all drop.

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ayyoo hol up *smacks lips*

I'm glad to see Polarise is not kill and I might eventually get the GNLS patch, and that the Leaf is getting the other designs...

But does that mean skog can't do the thicc AK patch? It actually looks like the original AK and doesn't suck dick like the variant Polarise was going to run and I need it.

Please respond.

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>>33414367
I-I-iii dont wanna miss them again desu

>>33414384
The A E S T H E T I C Afrika Korps patch is all for Skog's takin'

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>>33414440

>>33414398
Brb fapping to aqua doujins

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btw /pol/ NROL and Diamond Dons are in Cuckronto sorting facility, should be here in Monday, therefore, patches all will all drop Wednesday.

>>33414572
Ai where the fuck is memetic warfare patch? Will that come back up again?

>>33414572
have fun watching the tracking and F5 it

HJ261178988US

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>>33414583
Yes, and this time around, it'll be the original. (At least I'll try my best.)

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>>33413709

please god of patch run t h i n n AK i beg of you i will buy 5

>>33413669
Bookhouse Boys fucking when?

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>>33414600
I'll gladly buy an escort to give you a bj this post makes me so fucking hyped

>>33414624
For added keks, buy him a commie escort.

>>33414748
Could you imagine the look on his face?

>>33413984
NONONo, it's just a meme!

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>>33414854
Riiiiight just a meme keep on telling yourself that bb cakes

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>>33413682
>>33413687
>Now we wait
>Now
Like we've not been doing exactly that ;^)
Also can't wait for Youjo Senki. What size did you choose?

>>33413938
>so Serb-chan stands out
i agree. top one is too dark, bottom one is too similar to her uniform color.

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>32/40
that was close. thanks wood, the smell always reminds me of my gtandmother (in a good way).

looking forwards to how certain commissions with you are going.

>>33414624
Ai doesn't need it anymore, he's got himself a communist

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>Oh boy

>>33415049
>surge keychain
You must be a qt3.14

My body eagerly awaits /pol/ NROL and palmtop taiga

>>33415032

Slowly unfortunately. Sorry I haven't hit anyone up I took both my days off to catch up on fridays orders and now I'm back to work so I sorta come home, fill whatever was ordered that day and crash.

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>>33414867
It's true! I only look at vanilla slice of life hentai!

>>33415068
I have been told

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>>33415098
I-if only I could manage to give u 1 hug and some flowers

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>>33415094
>>33414600
>>33414292
>>33414206
>>33413994
Oi niggers would any of you be down to make a Jesus (guy from HWNDU 1st livestream) patch by any chance? I'd be really stoked if something like it came out
>picture related

>>33415094
not a problem, gives me time to not spend more money for a minute.

>trying to get a mac tonight patch before they sell out
>PayPal won't accept neither my Debit card nor a prepaid card despite them being perfectly fine
Is there a way where I don't have to deal with SpayPal?

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I forgot to post about it, I cancelled the M14 patch because the company is a bunch of inept fucking retards
I'll be giving it to a company who can actually do good work

>>33414261
I don't have time to play
Been up late every night working on a ton of different shit

>>33414948
2.5x4

Ai, are you going to be putting out the aesthetic tiger?

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>Commie cunt coming over
Fuck, it's too early to show my power level, think I'll evacuate my patches and trump stuff to my room mate's room for the night.

>>33415290
I'm still waiting on Polarise to send pics of all the designs I'm picking up. I have shit memory.

>>33415153
Sounds cool. I'll try to wip up a design.
Lemme know details like shape/color/etc

>>33415348
faggot

>>33415353
Who are you?

>>33415348
I only now realize just hard it must be for patch sellers to hide their power levels with literally metric tons of patches and other autism in their home...

>>33415348
If he doesn't respond in a day or so I can send you that one at least.

>>33415364
Some guy, idk.

>>33415348
>inviting the red menace in your home, not to mention your bed
At least give her a good dicking, Ai.

>>33415353
Cool! 4-5 inch design would be nice color would look nice in red or purple it could say "Punished Jesus" or "The true hero of the HWNDU" "Red-pill Jesus" either

>>33415348
>think I'll evacuate my patches and trump stuff to my room mate's room for the night.
Opposite what a man would do. You're showing shame and putting her commie cunt on a pedestal m8.

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>>33415153
Still proud of the fact my diamond dons made it on there.

>>33415357
>>33415434
Would you prefer your patches to be in the same room we sex instead? I know I wouldn't want my patches I order from other stores to have been sexed.

I'm still keeping up my Serbian and Bulgarian, there's no cunt in the world that could make me take them, and my pride with them, down.

>>33415374
Quiet literally impossible to not raise any sort of suspicions when you start sending out 100s of packages at a time.

>>33415471
>I'm still keeping up my Serbian and Bulgarian
Serbian and Bulgarian flags.

>>33415471
yes

>>33415045
Hey commies love sharing everything, pretty sure Ai could use that excuse for a threesome.

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>>33415348
>>33415434
This man speaks the truth. You're starting to emulate your fuckboy prime minister here, leaf.

>>33415434
>>33415494
Ai is a leaf what do you expect? Sad because he's Serbian and bulgarian such based ethnicities but alas women were/are the fall of man

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HEY HEY

So im shipping out the packages today.

Dogspeed postman, thanks again for purchasing those patches fellas, i really appreciate it.

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>>33415482
>>33415494
>>33415542
Well fuck it then, I'll leave everything as is and we'll see what happens.

We'll probably be drunk as shit anyways so I doubt she'd notice or give a fuck.

>>33415581
Thank you for manning up Ai, now go bust some commie pussy and subliminally redpill her with your dick.

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>>33415581
fuck the commie outta her, leave this on your desk when she comes over tho Ai

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>>33415049
Got new sling from mosin, my brother made it.

Kekistani patches from merlin, w/ samurai Jack favor text and art!

Thicc thighs from wood ;>

>>33415113
I don't care for touching :/

>>33415155
Email neet

>>33415348
Tell her you have them ironically

>>33415572
>Adolf hitler, 1488
You got my giggle

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>>33415678
>flavor text

>>33415678
post pics with Mosin and Mosins on mars patch, I need more promo martial for it but
>no mosin

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>>33415700

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>>33415678
>shorty mosin
nice

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>>33415712
>>33415719
M44, all matching numbers. If you care for such a thing

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>>33415730

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>>33415748

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>>33415756
>Thighs are so thick you can literally feel them

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>>33415756

>>33415766
Hi can we get a crotch shot thx

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>>33415678
>normal mosin, just cant see for shit
>>33415719
fucking kill me real quick

thats rad i have a mouser m48
no mosin atm tho

this is /a/ buyfag thread-tier autism

We get it, you got a patch. No need to post 20 angles of it.

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>>33415762
Yes very much so, see
>>33415766

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>>33415783

>>33415792
>See

No no, I own them.

>>33415781
Mauser*

>>33415094
Just got my confirmation earlier today.

I appreciate you busting your hump. Your gonna make my coworkers jelly

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>>33415678
>>33415700
Samurai Jack patch when?

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>>33415775
M-my crotch?! That's indecent!

>>33415798
Niiiiiice

>>33415781
I love grandpa's rifles! Feel like one with all things when I shoot it.
>muh wood
>muh steel

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>>33415825

>>33415823
thats a good idea desu
>>33415825
was on an innawoods kick at the time, still need to innawoods with it and buddy

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Anyway, got to chat today with my postlady about that letter and chocolates I left her yesterday. She was thankful and said that it was really out of her power to get mailboxes placed, and that the landlord would need to request one to be put. Except that I'm literally the only one who sends mail in the entire building, so she's not sure if they'll place one just for me.

But she did say she was up for just picking it up from my apartment, or if I'm away, just picking the mail in a box, so I've got that going. She's an absolute sweetheart, even after all the shit she's seen coming in on my packages (ahem, NEET), and the shit I send out. God bless her.

>>33413709
Of the two, the thin aesthetic /k/orps looks better, at least in those images. However, actual production patches may look better thick. Hmm this is a tough one.

>>33415825
Sticker don't act dumb, I clearly meant the patch.

>>33415873
fag

>>33415873
Dump the commie cunt, marry mail lady. She's a keeper, Jim.

>>33415911
Why are you so hostile towards Ai?

>>33415912
I mean, she doesn't look much older than me, definitely in her 20s...

>>33415922
Bait gonna bait.

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>>33413669
C.H.N.A restock never

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>>33415946

>>33415936
>definitely in her 20s...
Nigger do it

>>33415887
Don't give me that you horny little squid

>>33415873
Ah, that reads like a sweet journal entry. Drop the commie bitch! #teampostlady

I ordered a patch from Ivan and it's been 48 hours so I sent an email about ghost orders. How much longer will I be waiting?

>patch thread now turning in to irl waifu-fagging
#TeamCommie

RED PILL HER, WITH YOUR WHITE LONG PILL

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>>33415175
No problem. Just wondering.

Merlin, I'll figure out a time for this adventure later, but does sometime tomorrow afternoon work for you, or nah?

>>33416049
He's been very backed up lately

>>33416061
Believe me I want to get back into it, but I don't have enough time in a day to run this business and do my personal shit
And hell, I'm probably starting work in a month or two

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>>33416074
Just give me a shout if you have an hour or two, I can double dip if needed.

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>I've unkowingly created a waifu fag war

>>33416085
>hour or two with a level 5 newspawn

Wew
Would take a lot longer than that to get anywhere

>>33416068
The ghost Order blogpost was put up on February 7th. I might be waiting a couple minutes.

>>33416101
#TeanCommie
You need to fuck her right (pun)

>>33416049
The two last times I ordered from Ivan it took me around a month to get my stuff.

is waifu fagging on /k/ bannable?

>>33416158
FAL best girl, get fucked faggot

>>33416101
This is why there are unspoken rules like
>Don't blog post
>Remove trip when it isn't necessary to use it

etc

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>>33416158
"waifu fagging" is not a thing.

>>33415581
I want to squeeze those thighs, hnnng

WOOD WHERE ARE MY THIGH PATCHES

>>33416171
But it's entertaining to read about what my patches go through before being sent to me.

Mail woman best girl, commie girl a shit

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>thinking of Elite Dangerous stuff to make
>not much symbolism in the game
>pic related is the only thing I can think of
>would look bad embroidered

Fug

>>33413756
Would buy 2.

>>33416224
>ED

Try to make a patch that best shows off the thousands of hours you'll be sitting doing nothing. Or you could make a patch about the Dads.

>>33413756
>tfw no heart patch

>>33416254
you only do nothing if you don't pay attention to the lore, powerplay, forums, and metagame

I agree it's boring if you only play by yourself and don't care about the rest

>>33416275
>Powerplay
This is a joke right? One of the powerplay activities is delivering fucking flyers. Powerplay is the worst aspect of the game and people literally quit the game over how bad it was and how little frontier gave a shit about fixing it. As for lore, gee, getting interdicted by an unskippable cutscene is some great lore.

>Forums
Fuck. NEET is a fucking dad.

>>33416308
>One of the powerplay activities is delivering fucking flyers.

>one of

k

>>33416308
>As for lore, gee, getting interdicted by an unskippable cutscene is some great lore.

confirmed for not paying a single bit of attention past a few youtube videos

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>>33413840
What about M278?
Shit mockup in pic.

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>>33416331
Yes, one of. The rest are just reskinned versions of already existing gameplay. They're not fun. Especially since you need to spend how many 10s of hours just to maintain good standing in powerplay factions. The game has ZERO fucking respect for your time. It's F2p MMO grind but you need to pay to get access. Then again, Frontier have fully embraced F2p MMO microtransactions and Pay 2 win expansions too.

>Confirmed for not paying a single bit of attention
I stopped paying attention to games ruined by both dads and shitty developers. Having to watch fucking youtube videos to get "lore" is shit. You need to see the forest through the trees and accept how bad ED actually is.

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>>33416380
whatever buddy
go give another $50 to Star Citizen instead of shitposting here

>>33416391
I got 800 bucks tied into SC

>>33416391
>Star Citizen

Nice strawman. This conversation is about Elite Dangerous and how shit it is. And also, you need to learn to remove your trip for shit like this. There's no reason for you to have it on.

>>33416403
>There's no reason for you to have it on.

Get over it, thinskin

>>33416396
I don't want to like Star Citizen if only for this reason alone

Does anyone have a vector of the /k/ube emblem

I will be eternally in your debt

>>33416427
I have a full hangar so I don't mind and lifetime insurance.

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>>33416427
>Get over it

You're the one immediately strawmanning and damage controlling after I called out the worst aspects of ED. As far as you're aware, I have spent zero dollars on SC. Meanwhile I have both expansions for that shitty game.

>>33416447
early access rewards were a mistake
hell, early access is a mistake

>>33416459
you're the one complaining about something you don't like off topic in a thread not related to it

Go back to /v/ if you want to bitch like a little baby cunt

>>33416465
It's fun and fucking gorgeous.

>>33416465
>You're the one complaining

And you're the one that brought up that topic. Blame yourself.

>>33416483
Oh no
I brought up a topic related to the thread at hand that I would like to produce a patch of a symbol
You're right
I was off topic, not you
You certainly weren't the only person to start talking about gameplay in the patch thread, you fucking autist

>>33416502
>Certainly not you

No, I wasn't off topic, little baby. Let me quote my post
>Try to make a patch that best shows off the thousands of hours you'll be sitting doing nothing. Or you could make a patch about the Dads.

All patch ideas.

>>33416524
Go fuck yourself and never come back. Your kind aren't welcome here

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>>33416532

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>>33416542

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THANKS Woodpatch!

I'm keeping all of these.

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>>33416532
No need to be upset, child.

>>33416524
I'm not going to argue with a disingenuous dumbass like you

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What is this thing called exactly?

>>33416587
Chanstika

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Thanks Wood!

>>33416587
the knot
>quite literally

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>>33416585
Last post on this subject from me, I assume you'll want one more too. What argument? The one that immediately started strawmanning star citizen?

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>>33416599

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>>33416618

>>33416587
I recall it being named the /pol/knot, after the Norse symbol the Valknut

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>>33416224
did someone mention space sims?
>pic related
>>33416471
yes, yes it is anon

Also, CMESKL is now sold out, thanks to all who copped.

Still have about 30 Die Glocke so COP!

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Mail arrived today. Thanks, Wood and 2hu.

>>33416636
>invalid

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>>33413709
Your CMESKL out of stock?

Aint an option on the patch selection.

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don't know if this is the right place to ask but if i wanted to buy a new wallet and put a patch on it, what kind of wallet should i get and are there any specifics regarding patches that i should know before i buy them for it
im thinking a canvas wallet might be the only material that works but i'd appreciate any help

>>33416779
Get something thin as fuck.

Glad I ordered my RWDS last night.

>Ai stopped posting
Question is what stage of seduction is he at, and when/where he'll apply the redpill.

>>33413587
where do I get patch in OP?

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>>33416788
so i looked on amazon and found one that looks thin enough, its the timberlands nylon trifold one, do you think that it would be ok to use
also this is going to sound retarded but how exactly would i put a velcro patch on the wallet? ive never used velcro ones before, only iron-on ones from when i was a kid
pic related is wallet

>>33416925
Pastebin, Ai. He's supposed to restock it, but he's currently busy racemixing with a commie.

>>33416925
patch dynamics will have them again in like april-may i think.

im waiting too....

>>33416944
when you say "race mixing" what do you mean.

is she cute?

>>33416937
Sew the velcro on, or get industrial velcro that has glue pre applied on the back and slap a piece on. Or get extra creative with DIY and try to insert the patch into the structure of the wallet itself.

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>>33415873
Giver her a taste of the goods.

(Patches you pervert)

>>33416944
>currently busy racemixing with a commie

REEEE

>>33416944
>>33416947

thanks

>>33416967
oh thats a lot simpler than i expected, now i just have to find some cheap thin velcro to put on it
the real question is do i put a sheet over one side of the wallet or cut a piece to the size of a patch

>>33417002
>The question

You find out what fits in your pocket and what doesn't.

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>>33416965
pic

Where can I get Man?

>>33417047
Probably gay clubs.

>>33417013
i think i found a solution
i could get some of that super thin industrial strength velcro tape assuming whatever adhesive it comes with won't come off or sewing it on if it doesnt stay and just line the edges of a patch with it
unless i can find like a 6"x6" sheet of super thin velcro to cut to the exact shape of the patch this looks like the easiest option
the wallet looks thin enough and if push comes to shove i could find a thinner bifold one instead

>>33417014
Those eyebrows though

Since i dont have an embroidery machine or disposable income, can i just dump designs and hope someone picks it up?

>>33417112
Yes.

>>33413679
Would cop

>>33415348
Seize her means of reproduction!

>>33416925
Me, next week

>>33416944
>>33416965
>>33417014
cease the bullying

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>>33415719
I've got a beat up chink short...

>>33417149
Instead of commie basher make a commie smasher patch.

So did anyone ever make a /pol/ logo patch? Not the pepe octopus one.

>>33417212
Yes, Polarise did, but he ded, now Ai has it.

>>33417217
link?

>>33416701
>MLG Galil
Please tell me that's just old and he didn't restock, because I just ordered from him a week ago and didn't notice and I'll shoot myself if I missed my raifu on a patch

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>>33417098

>>33416701
I want a vanilla thighs patch

why did wood even make chocolate if barely anybody bought them?

>>33417296
>why did wood even make chocolate if barely anybody bought them?
Because he is either a shitskin or a SJW?

>>33417311
Some of us like a little dark meat, maybe.

>>33416822
I have some left but RWDS gets lost a lot so I'm holding them for a week

Debating on whether to restock

>>33417112
for the most part that's what people do

>>33415839
>>33415839
Bag?

>>33416433
I think kamando store

>>33417352
>I have some left but RWDS gets lost a lot so I'm holding them for a week
What is the RWDS patch?

>>33417235
Not sure if they're old or restock, but he said on the 14th that a small amount of them are available. I ordered mine about a week ago. They're in stock if you still want to grab one.

>>33417390
Dept of Institutional racism

>>33417409
pic? i dont see it on just the base

>>33417158
fuck yea son

how much was that beaut
that woodwork tho

>>33417230
Ai is waiting for an email from Polarise, Hes gonna send them all to Ai sometime soon apparently

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>>33417414
read the pastebin for information

>>33417420
$220, but someone abused the hell out of her. Can't hit the side of a barn...

>>33417495
>$220 for a chinese mosin

Christ

I paid $150 out the door for a hex Tula with all the extras in perfect condition and the bore is mint

>>33417495
>220
NIGGA WHAT?
Chink T53's go for $125 MAX

>>33417354
Tittyfall2 bag on amazon. It's a really great bag. I got mine from a return for 70 bucks
https://www.amazon.com/Titanfall-Officially-Licensed-Not-Machine-Specific/dp/B01GVJU0OY

>>33417501
B-better than M24/47kun...

>$480 for a Mitchell's

Rounds don't feed out of her well, and with 170 grain, doesn't hit very often. I plan to grab some 198 grain, I hear the Yugos love that.

>>33416103
You seriously can't just do a password recovery on it?

I mean, it's not like I was a high level fighter or anything (I did cooking and archery like a cute fuccboi) and I doubt we are going to do much besides fuck around for an hour or two, then laugh and log off for another 10 years until the nostalgia comes back...

>>33417551
>$100
Might as well get an actually good brand bag at that price.

>>33417590
>>33417590
$100 nigga, I can get a fucking new GI Medium ruck for that amt. wew lawd.

>>33417589
I'm level 60 or 70 or something and I was a member for a long period of time
I know I had a few dragon weapons at one point if I still don't

I could try but there are no guarantees and even less that I'd ever have time

>>33417604
thats some money for a basic bag it sounds like niga

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>>33417622
Do what you want to do, I'm just trying to organize a small shindig or whatever.

>dragon
And I thought all that Rune shit i found on the ground was cool...

>>33417622
I have a level 101 that i havent played in 10 years.

>>33417674
>>33417674
The Medium ruck is actually pretty awesome.

>>33417691
The special for dragon shit is pretty neat

Half of my username is my actual name because I made it at like 12

>>33417704
I didn't spend much time on combat
Spread it out a ton on other skills

>>33417736
oh sorry i meant to reply to the tittyfall2 pack

>>33417785
>Half of my username is my actual name because I made it at like 12

*and thats the other reason I don't want to dig it up

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>Special Instructions
Draw me a picture of Mike Pence electrocuting Hillary Clinton with a taser while Trump laughs in the background. Thank you and have a nice day :)

Only when package art is out of stock do I get shit like this

>>33417785
Was also lvl 99 in a bunch of other skills.

>>33417794
Fair enough.

>>33413709
Ill buy the fuck out of the aesthetic /k/orps and wear it on my backpack at university

Is Ai still alive?

>>33417832
how much fucking time did you spend in that game you fucking virgin

>>33417865
probably fucking

>>33416336
gonna point this out too, this looks fine

>>33417886
About 5 years of my early teens.

>>33417991
5 years of playing every day grinding, obviously

>>33417691
>trimming armor for 100k

Not sure if this is considered as an "idea," but a typo I made for "Bushmaster" turned into Bushamster" by accident.

>>33417889

>>33418101
>Party hats

>>33418173
>huge drop 30 minutes

>>33418205
Hey, I got a gold trimmed black kite from one of those, they are not all fake scams.

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>>33417296
>>33417344

The sets of both sold out so there is a demand for chocolate just not alone I guess.

I ordered a double scoop of vanilla this time at least. So look forward to it.

Also why does no one like chocolate. It's not my favorite but variety is the spice of life. You bring me an unattractive dark elf, I dare you.

>>33418289
brown skin best skin, but even better when paired with white or silver hair

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>>33418304
This.

>>33418304
>brown skin best skin
I feel ashamed to have ordered a moonman patch from you.

>>33418436
brown =/= african american or minority

Learn your animu maymays

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>>33418289
HOT

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>>33418289
>You bring me an unattractive dark elf

I can't but I'll post anyway

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>>33418289

Still alive, phoneposting from bed.

Her snoring is kind cute. Will be posting megumeme and other desigbs tomorrow hype

>>33417539
...where?

>>33418579
>>33418573
snusnu patch when

>>33418602
We definitely need one

I wish I'd have come up with a /gfd/ or /ss/ patch quickly enough before everyone else made theirs, but I guess I'll just have to settle with this

Reminder that hickock45 has two patches in his shop.

>>33415581
Woah Ai I was only teasin ya if you wanted to go ahead and fuck gommie again

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Thanks for the wood.

Now about that Ass Cumbuckets 7 commission...

>>33418744
he porked the commie and used 3 condoms
apparently she's nuts and played with his nipples enough to make them sore

His words "Sucked me dry fucking succubus"

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>>33415678
>I don't care for touching
My last ex let me stroke her hair a lot i find doing that enjoyable also nice nugget and kek patch

>>33418304
Whiteys have an advantage bc every girl loves whitey cept full blown communists

>>33415155
didn't see this

I only use paypal at the moment so if they won't take it I don't know what to tell you

>>33418590
S E I Z E D
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I
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>>33418785
Fuck I love these threads

>>33418862
They are my replacement for the once-in-a-blue-moon /ak/ threads.

The bantz here is much better in my opinion, though.

>>33418940
patch threads are by far the greatest threads on /k/
I don't even browse others at this point and not because it involves my business

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>>33416224
Could do different ranks you get
Like peddler, smuggler, etc

>>33418958
eh
not well known enough for most people

>>33418954
This and the /gq/ thread are the only things that keep me coming here. Although the /gq/ threads just get worse and worse, while these keep getting better. Depending on how you look at it.

>>33418940
I usually go to /arg/ but only lurk but yeah I can agree patch threads are britty gud

>>33418975
/gq/ is just attention whoring like /fagRG/ at this point

Hell, even precision shooting has gotten a general and it's the same fags jerking off ove rthe same shit over and over again

>>33418988
Heil.

I agree, but they post coupons and keep track of sales so I don't have to.

>>33418988
>complains about attention whoring
>has a trip for no reason

Weren't there EDF patches somewhere?

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>>33419018

>>33419029
someone posted something about it but you're all newfags and don't even know about SNES EDF

>>33419029
/r/ing this, doom or serious sam patches

Good-ass games

I want to know if the commie saw his patches or the bitch chickened out.

>>33419354
he said he didn't move anything but the KKK patches

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Here is my little thing updated.

I swear I'll make it not look like shit one day when I'm not dead tired. Just got caught up on all my orders and commissioned after work and at the end saw it was like 3AM already.

Anyway, excited for this stuff. Not a lot of wood stuff on the list because I haven't been home to work on any. Just working. The embroidery stuff people like and I can handle it on my laptop at work.

I plan on putting a bunch of anime artwork posters and some other neat wood stuff as soon as I get the time to sit down and really play with my wood.

I did a commission tonight that was really cool. I wanna show it off soon.

>>33419408
Makes me want to watch poor cgi anime.

Lots of cute, yandere operators look great. Please do Flat as a Board.
>feel free to show off comission its really nice

>>33419408
ya know I like that designs are at least thought about, but I don't like the fact that people claim ideas without artwork. It stifles other makers from coming up with their own idea

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>>33419408
>4/7 for thigh restock
End my suffering

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>>33419455

To be fair the only thing I don't have artwork for now is the rest of the Japari Park-themed staff patches.

The sleeping Holo is literally the same image I use as the place holder there except now I think she'd be a cute 1" patch to sleep on your admin pouches or what not and Maid Dragon is completed I'm just having the art converted to a vector file first so it'll embroider better.

The placeholders don't always mean that the art doesn't exist just that I'm not ready to post it. Like, Anchovy is a really rough WIP but it'll be finished in a few days and the Darjeeling one was mostly done but didn't have text the last time I posted one of these so I didn't show it yet.

Anyway, here is the commission I did tonight.

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>>33419475