/k/ Patch thread [NEET gimme my patch edition]

First for Fuck USPS

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>>33405790
>new thread at page 7
You just wanted me to make my announcement, eh?

Anyway, pic related came in. They'll be going up sometime next week when restock for /pol/ NROL and Diamond Dons come in. I'll give a 2 day warning before drop, so don't be worried.

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CMESKL & Die Glocke are live COP NIGGA!

Looking to the next run of merrowed memes. we will most likely be running the Gobi Campaign Flag and another TBD.

vote on GCF
http://www.strawpoll.me/12593523
http://www.strawpoll.me/12593523
http://www.strawpoll.me/12593523

As it seems that polarise is kill, and the fact that it wasn't his original nor did he choose to have it made. We here at skog figured we might run it. Nothing is set in stone we just want to gauge interest.

In pic related I've done up two variants, let us know if you're interested in it and which one.

vote on Ak
http://www.strawpoll.me/12593577
http://www.strawpoll.me/12593577
http://www.strawpoll.me/12593577

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Shame OP patch isn't ready yet. I'd have loved to wear it to this MAGA march

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>>33405830
I thought it'd be commie basher ffs

>>33405830
Which site is this?

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Still adding shit to the production process

Mac Tonight is live
Have a few Megumin keychains I'll be adding after a week to make sure I don't need to resend any
Almost out of Ithilien Rangers, but have a bunch of blems I'll put up soon
Almost out of catgirls
Running low on Rhodie flags
Running low on RWDS

>>33405882
My site.

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>>33405890
Also, these are finally moving to production
Artwork is complete

>>33405882
P A S T E B I N
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>>33405890
>Megumin Keychains

I think something is wrong there.

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>innatheater
Hope no shooters show up in muh didney pitchur showing

>>33405890
>Megumin keychains

Excuse me?

>>33405912
I haven't seen it, are you going alone or with someone?

>>33405890
Did you get my email?

>>33405892
I don't come on these threads enough to know which one that is.

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I WANT MARTIAN MILITIA PATCH

>>33405912
Shit movie, should've gone to the Great Wall movie.

>>33405938
There's a pastebin in the OP literally made for you.

>>33405830
i'm def going to cop a palmtop tiger m8, too cute, thanks

>>33405938
LITERALLY PASTEBIN REEEEEEE

READ THE PASTEBIN, STOP BEING RETARDED

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>>33405898
Has lower arrived?

>topcover finally came back today

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>>33405945
It's a seasonal patch senpai, they'll be back in stock in November.

>>33405945
You had like months to get it

>>33405956
Yeah, because that totally helps me find out which site these patches will be on since they aren't gong up for another week. I swear you guys are retarded.

>>33405830
>real metal stamps on the GabrielDropOut patches
heh

>>33405911
>>33405919

whoops
yeah eyepatches is what I meant

But I guess now's a time as any
I'm gonna do Konosuba keychains

>>33405935
taken care of

>>33405946
That movie is a literal wut fest

>>33405958
never bought it
don't have time or money right now

>>33405996
This is bait. Do not fall for this bait.

>>33406003
>konosuba keychains

Goddamn you.

>>33406003
>never bought it
RIP

Now I want it dammit. Any idea how long production stages will be for keychains?

>>33405850
Looking forward to that zubrowka and thin/thiccc aesthetik

>>33406019
no idea

>>33406003
>Konosuba keychains
You're a man after my heart and wallet

>>33406005
wat

>>33406032
Damn. All of em should be 8 bucks right? Or did the company charge differently per mold? Gotta know how much to plan for, probably gonna get 5 or more

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>>33406036
You can't be so fucking stupid to not be able to see the tripfag's name, go to the pastebin, and find the link which has the tripfag's name next to it.

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>>33406002
It was a pain in the ass to align them, so I'll be selling the ones with embroidered staples, and you'll have to pay up an extra 20 cents if you want a real staple.

It's time staking for me, also you can do it yourself, but you risk fucking it up and ruining your patch.

>>33405996
M8, look for my name, literally.

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>>33406075
Money or authenticity...

>>33405830
>that crotch shot
Arousing.

>>33406064
of this current run, yes
I was able to get a discount since I'm getting 16 of them and managed to keep them at $8 but they will have to ship in a bubble mailer

If you order all of them, I will be taking a hit on the shipping, but I can't fix the shipping in any way without fucking everything up, so it stays as it is

>>33406127
Can you not fit multiples inside the 6x9 bubble mailers?

>>33406127
>but I can't fix the shipping in any way without fucking everything up, so it stays as it is
Why not though? Just up the charge based on the number and type of items.

>>33406142
I can but the weight is more than I calibrated the shipping price for

>>33406146
if only this shitty postage software integration allowed me to do anything like that

>>33406155
I'll put away a penny a day so when they finally come I can cover the extra shipping :^

I've no problem sending an extra dollar or two to cover shipping though, so when they come around I'll paypal you an extra few bucks

>>33406102
You can always do it yourself, but you're risking the chance of ruining your patch. Instead, for a measly 20 cent you can have a certified Patch Dynamics™ employee staple it in for you.

>>33406106
I can make many more, just 4 u.

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>>33406003
Ty! And sorry for including art when I didn't pay for it

>>33406191
it'll just be $2 for non tracked $3 for tracked, and $7 for priority

>I've no problem sending an extra dollar or two to cover shipping though

Don't worry about it
I don't want to have to deal with the paperwork

I'm going to have to pay taxes this year, so I'll need orderly paperwork

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>>33406212
You can't keep getting away with this jewry you damn leaf!

>>33406155
>if only this shitty postage software integration allowed me to do anything like that
The fuck m8, stop using shitty software then.

Now, I don't know how freewebstore works though, as I would probably have gone a bit more deep diving into the code itself if I had my own store. Sort of tagging posted products with a certan tag, and having a function in the calculator recognizing the tag and the amount and returning a better suited price tag before checking out.

Oh well.

>>33405850
Where is the custom option for velcro on CMESKL?

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restock poll
http://www.strawpoll.me/12580984

--
pic is art i have and proposed designs

>>33406265
custom option? They come with velcro by default bud

>>33406227
it just takes me way too much time to do is why I charge for it

>>33406236
>The fuck m8, stop using shitty software then.

built into the site
can't change the code

>>33406295
What do you have in production at the moment?

>>33406375
gloli is being made and on the way

>>33406340
I realized that right before you posted. I'm fucking retarded.

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>>33406230
Make me.

>>33406385
Great. I hope the shimapan won't go out of stock while I wait

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>>33406295
How many times have you posted that picture now Skin? Instead of posting it, why not just... you know... make some of the patches?

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>>33406408
i got fal, armalite, and gloli taken off of it, plz no bully, broke no job college student

>>33406397
Is that your turtle?

>>33406373
>can't change the code
You can always change the code m8, if you change the restrictive framework.

But yeah, nah, if you don't know how to or have the time to set up a store system in which you can control everything yourself, that's fine. It was merely a thought from my end on a way to go about dealing with item indifference in a checkout cart.

Keep freewebstore-ing if that's best for you, NEET-dude.

>>33406428
Spooky patch when? I remember it being designed ages ago, but then just put in your patch backlog. ;_;

>>33406448
I can change the code if I want Freewebstore to shut my store down

I was setting up a store myself, but doing this is much easier and it integrates a million different options that won't take me a month or more to code

>>33406459
semper spooky? a long time ago i fixed it for opsec, then he had to quit so i got it

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>>33406432
Yup

>>33406473
If you run it any other time before Halloween I will call you both a kike and bully you for eternity for not doing the meem.

>>33406473
Yes that one. I can't even explain why I like it so much, but I just want it.

And also, the squidward button as a patch would be high on my want list.

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>>33406500
at least i dont put my dick in communists KEK

>>33406505
vote when its time :^)

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>>33406516
It's good pussy

>>33406522
thats good at least

>>33406472
>I was setting up a store myself, but doing this is much easier and it integrates a million different options that won't take me a month or more to code
Fair enough. Again I'm not suggesting you should quit freewebstore, I just had a spontaneous idea for how to solve it when building the store engine from scratch.

Oh well. No matter, keep doing what you do best etc.

>>33406549
i love that gif

>>33406549
I was going to buy a label maker but just the cost of the labels alone made me nope

I'll keep doing packing ape and paper
A paper cutting table helps speed it up

Also
>that BUSH

>>33405790
Where can I buy stickman patch?

>>33406610
Me, Skog and Wood.

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>>33406600

I used to use like Avery labels. I had to print the label, take it out, peel up the printed label and put it on a wax paper scrap (otherwise I couldn't use the other side, the printer wouldn't grab it) and put it back in upside down and print again on the second side and once they were both print I had to cut it down on all four sides with a paper cutter. And the last box of labels I got were peeling so bad I was worried.

So I got a label maker. Now I just print them and peel them.

>>33406549
you might want to delete that

>>33406625
I bought avery's but I only use them for dank memes on the backs of envelopes

>>33405850
You're no better than a commie you degenerate skin head piece of shit

>>33406600

Dude. You need a Zebra.

http://www.ebay.com/itm/Zebra-LP-2844-Direct-Thermal-Label-Tag-Printer-LP2844-for-Ebay-Shipping-Others-/370604519635?hash=item5649c030d3:g:aDAAAOSwPhdVSOtl

Can get free labels from UPS

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>>33406647
>does not ship to canada

>>33406647
>Can get free labels from UPS

Sauce on that

>>33406500
he went straight for Wood-chan and the thighs, you taught him well

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>>33406748
Ai, 2hu where did you get your custom address stamp? I want to ditch my avery labels eventually

>>33406772

UPS gives away all kinds of free shit:

https://www.ups.com/content/us/en/resources/ship/packaging/docs/internet_labels.html

https://www.ups.com/content/us/en/resources/ship/packaging/forms.html

and the 4x6 labels here:

https://www.ups.com/content/us/en/resources/ship/packaging/docs/labels.html

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>>33406795
I got mine on Amazon

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>108 votes in 5 hours
Seems legit

>>33406500
Post Turtle could be its own patch

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>>33406817
>>33406647
DUUUUUUUUUUDE, THANK YOU

>>33406840
This
MAKE IT

>>33405890
new to this general, where can i find your shit

>>33406894
Read the pastebin, faggot.

>>33406795
Just jewgle custom stamps
I used rubberstamps.net

>>33406838
Aaaaand that's what happens when you have no captcha on your poll.

>>33406840
>>33406888
I'll think something up.

>>33406561
Damn, I missed it, mind imguring it?

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>>33405850
Skog I didn't get to leave a comment on my order because I was purchasing it in class and wanted to minimize the amount of time I had a swastika on my screen while watching an Elie Wiesel speech but please kiss both of my blemished CMESKLs with your plump Aryan limps before sending them thank you.

>>33406817
it's not letting me order any of the ones you linked
It only allows me to get super generic stuff

>>33406894
read the OP

>>33406845

No problem bro.

Also, for any of you that need USPS boxes (though not likely with patches but if you're shipping other stuff), there are a variety of free boxes online. Yes, most PO's carry the flat rate boxes, but few carry non-flat rate boxes yet you can still get them for free.

https://store.usps.com/store/browse/subcategory.jsp?categoryId=free-shipping-supplies&categoryNavIds=shipping-supplies%3Afree-shipping-supplies

FedEx also gives out free shit but you'll need a free account to browse their selections (http://www.fedex.com/us/fcl/pckgenvlp/ordersupplies/).

Also, USPS does not give two shits if anything says FedEx or UPS on it, as long as it's a USPS label and there's no older USPS/FedEx/UPS label attached. For all they know it's an old box being re-purposed.

>>33406933

You might need to make a free account. I know FedEx makes you get the account and last time I checked they offer pretty much the same shit UPS does.

>>33406947
I made the account and it gives me 5 options
rolls being none of them

>>33406904
Captcha doesn't help against autists with VPN. All we can say is that option B had about 10 votes while option A had 2 votes 20 minutes after the poll was released. That's probably the most honest result we'll get out of that poll.

>>33406972
a looks best

>>33406984
It really doesn't though.

>>33406984
it will come out like crap when the patch monkeys get ahold of it

>>33406991
A looks like an actual patch while B looks like something some autist threw together in paint.

>>33407008
This.

>>33407013
A looks like generic crap just cheaply thrown together while B looks like an actual sentence.

>>33407028
They should just get samples of both made then decide.

>>33407037
This looks nice desu

>>33407037
Add the border on the scales and it's perfect

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>>33407013
pic related
it looks terrible

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>>33406953

It's working for me. Make sure you're registered with UPS.com AND have a Billing Account. Two separate things for whatever reason.

But looks like they've updated it so you can't order more than one of each, at least from me playing around with it. It's been a while since I've ordered because, well, I have a shitload of supplies at the moment.

>>33407063
nah m8 you just have shit taste

>>33407063
He should just fucking go with B like the original plan.

>>33407086
No, you have.

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>>33407037
Holy shit this is perfect. I might eve like this more than the closed mouth.

>>33407089
wasn't talking to you autismo

>>33407041
not all companies allow changes after it's made without a fee
unfortunately I think 2hu is using the company that charges $40

>>33407069
I'm not seeing a way to even sign up for a billing account

>>33407086
>middle of the words are flat
>looks badly fit to the patch

Yeah whatever champ

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>>33407097
>t. the proxyfag
Get professional help.

>>33407131
go drive around in your dump truck fag.

>>33407131

Shipping Account, my bad. But there's a Billing Account too. UPS wants to make sure you've screwed every hole before finishing.

https://www.ups.com/account/selfserve/start?loc=en_US

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>>33405830
i cleaned up the picture senpai. but i am unsure as how to make it "patch worthy" because i don't want this one printed. got any long hard tips you can give me?

>>33407275
can you remove the bitch from the tongue? Would make a great phone wallpaper

>>33407275
Woven, Merrow border.
Done.

t. not a patch merchant

>>33407275
That's a damn good vector right there. Figure out some text that would go well along with it.

>>33407292
>insulting someone's waifu while making a request towards them
Lol

>>33407316
being a leaf lol

>>33407304
some text... so the (you) is not enough then?

>>33405996
>see namefags
>search pastebin for namefag names
>save links to stores
>go to namefag store when patches drop
>???
>PATCHES!

>>33406838
>>33406904
Allowed multiple choice and sent out a email newsletter and a page post. With the amount of people the latter reached, looks bout right

>>33407013
'A' looks awkward with the amount of real estate that's left blank while limiting the detailing for darkness due to text room and keeping the patch size less than 5" so it's wearable. However it comes with it symmetrically pleasing layout.

'B' allows more real estate for detailing for darkness at the expense of a symmetrical word placement

>>33407378
Every day this thread amazes me with how progressively special kinds of retards show up.

>>33406230
>crotch shots
>anal keychains

/k/ a magical place.

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>>33405931
>>33405946
TOO MANY NIGGERS

>>33407304
>all that aliasing
>vector

lol leaf

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>>33407533
>tries to look smart
>instead makes himself look like an absolute idiot instead

>>33407550
>make a vector
>with aliasing

Would make a shit vector friend

>>33407530
This desu, felt good leaving the cinema after the end of the Great Wall since they didn't push any racemixing propaganda in it.

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>>33407566
You're only pretending, right?

That's clearly a vector exported into a png.

>>33407592
I only just now realized it's not the original pic with the background removed
I only could tell by the Berettas

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>>33407624
>a half blind guy can see better than you
>pic related


>>33407349
Looking at it again, That might just be perfect as is.

>>33407644
>a half blind guy can see better than a drunk guy

Color me surprised

>>33407658
Willing to bet even a drunk half blind guy would be able to see better than you.

>>33407644
Fuck off, Erika. Your master is looking for her favourite punching bag.

>>33407672
Not the guy who refused to read the pastebin, but I can't find the commie basher patch on your site.

Or am I retarded and just didn't read some vital piece of info in this thread?

>I will however enjoy this memetic warfare patch you have regardless of my initial desires

>>33407777
Those digits dictate me to be nice to you and not eat you up alive.

The commie basher is still in sample stage, waiting on company to fix and and then it'll go into production. I'll hopefully have it in a week.

I don't put up patches that are still being made on my site. Best place to know when things are coming up is patch bred, muh fb and the newsletter.

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>>33407814
Guess I lucked out today. I never browse the patch general thread so this is good to know.

>tfw sempai takes pity on you

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Woodpatch will you be doing custom keychains im the future?

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Would anybody be interested in either of these?

>>33407889
I really need to play FEAR
I've seen my brother play it and it's top spoop

>>33407889
I'd cop bottom one.

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>>33407889
Are you running it?

(I might be up for running the bottom in circular form desu)

>>33407921
Probably should have started with my trip on.

If there was interest, yeah, I would do it.

Do you know if the Replica soldiers had any particular symbology, or would that just be ATC since they were all part of the Perseus project?

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>>33407956
Replica insignia looked like this. I think the patches were mostly rectangles.

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>>33407956
REEEEEEEEEEEEE DON'T TRICK ME LIKE THAT

I don't think they did.

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>>33407956
>>33408030
Looks like they came in different colors too.

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Suck my ass! Kansas has the best slushies!

>>33407063
Is whatever happened to the bound by honor patch is it still happening maybe not in a shit background color? Also what is it from?

>>33408062
Seems color coded for purpose, notice how the soliders with little variation in armor still have different camo and stuff?

>>33408135
I prefer taco bell.

>>33408135
those do look tasty. i dont think ive ever seen the mango dew. i think ive seen surge slush but i cant remember where

>>33408142
Probably go for the gold on a black background, then (top left). That seems like the emblem for your run-of-the-mill Replica soldier.

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>>33408135
>surge slushie
y tho

>>33408140
english please

And it's Konosuba
Darkness is the character

>>33408180
Baja Blast is bland, tasteless, and boring

Canada dry slushy a best

>>33408204
>those abs
why am I not living in a 2d plane of existence

>>33407889
FUCKING
YES
I'D BUY SIX

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>>33408232
hey don't worry, DEEN made her thicc instead of muscly
Because fuck that, amirite

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>>33408255
But y

>>33408285
>that filename
Jesus, how could I not see that's not even a bolt rifle
It's a Berdan

>>33405850
I signed up for your newsletter expecting emails on patch drops. Is the newsletter dead?

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>>33407037
Never enough Miia

>>33408192
The mango is spicy.

>>33408204
Because it's surge

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This is how my patches from NEET arrived.

FUCK THE USPS

>>33408516
Kek I wonder if they saw the RWDS

>>33408400
If you signed up today you were to late to get the letter as it was sent two days ago, as more info comes out I'll put together another

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>>33408516
Luckily the patches don't appear to be damaged.

>>33408531
The RWDS patch was exposed some, I know one of those retarded niggers slinging envelopes at USPS saw it, kek.

>>33408548
Hm I signed up a few weeks ago, but maybe it didn't go through. I'll try again.

>>33408584
might be in the spam folder too. some of the people on my news letter get it in there

>>33406617
I don't see the stickman patch on your website, is it still in production?

>>33407644
More accurate.

>>33408632
Yup, if you don't see something on my site, check my fb.

>>33408696
I said MY left, not YOUR left.
For fucks sake, if you're gonna mock me, at least put some effort.

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>>33408712
Ugh, better?

>>33408584
Shoot me an email and I'll make sure you're on the list
>[email protected]

>>33408766
Yup, into the folder it goes.

>>33405890
>buying gf
>kite shield
IT WAS A SQ SHIELD YOU HACK

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>>33408516
>>33408570
RWDS always rips envelopes for some reason

I had to start taping patches exclusively because of RWDS

>>33408936
>bullshit no it's not
>look it up
>it totally is a square shield

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>>33409186
>mfw noticed from the start but never said anything to see when you'll realize you fucked up

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Shout out to my buddy NEET for providing top notch beats
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l6C4BiaFHZU

Third song is for all the waifufags out there.

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Would love to see this as a patch but with "Think of the Children" instead of "For the."

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>>33409595

>>33406748
Do you need a US anon to ship one to you? Because if you are willing to Paypal the money I'm sure someone will.

>>33409680
I'm fine, there's plenty that do ship to here. If I need something that ships to the US only I'd hit up one of my store bubs.

>>33409595

I'm sure that would be quite the lucrative endeavor for a weapons board.

>>33405850
Still here but it seems I am not going to be able to carry on. I am giving all my designs to AI. He has the most passion against Communists.

>>33409688
That's the point. It's a caustic sarcastic representation of what Libs actually believe.

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>>33409693
That's very nice of you polarise, but you know what's weird? Your trip is totally off... and literally no one has their shit from you yet you dumb cuck.

>>33409714
Phone posting. Check your email.

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Okay this is weird, can anyone confirm if this, is in fact Polarise's email?

>>33409741
I got your email, and I appreciate you dropping me your remaining designs, but when the hell are you getting people's patches sent out?

>>33409765
This weekend. Then I will tally the remaining patches and inform you of the quantity and take down the website. Too much on my plate with the current political climate.

>>33409779
Holy shit, you're not a kill? Good on you for making it right.

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>>33409779
Okay, people have been really confused and angry over your disappearance, so make sure to get these patches out to them.

>>33409782
Yeah, I totally skipped over that and went for the contact page.

>>33409787
>>33409789
Politics got in the way...

Not kill. Just taking an early retirement from patch making.

>>33409693
>the guy who literally fucks a commie has the most passion against communists
Kek

>>33409811
Alright bub, just get them out to people.

>>33409847
Next will be hate fuck, no worries.

>>33409847
>fuck commies
>fucks commies

Not much difference senpai

>>33409854
>>33409863
Fair enough, keep seizing their means of reproduction and just out breed them.

>>33409863
>orderin patches from Neet
>see vid on how to fix frayed edges

You just made my night.

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Thinking about doing a run for Japari Park patches.

Anyone interested?

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>>33407063
I wish I hadnt been so right about POOPATCH. But considering how everyone told me I didnt know color and it was great, fuck all of you I was right haha suck it faggots. Enjoy your poop looking shit.
>mgw

>>33409880
I don't get it

>>33409863
What are the blemishes on the Winterchan patches? We talking serious fuck ups or just velcro not adhering right?

>>33409892
only issue I have with it is the colors aren't the same as the mockup specifically the hair

>>33409895
read the description

>>33409893
I have a patch frayed all to shit. Neet's shop has a vid showing how to fix it. I can now repair patch. Happiness and gumdrops.

http://www.just-the-base.com/index.aspx?pageid=4588686

>>33409884
Better not go there, or Wood™ will C&D you with his huge Wood Cock™.

>>33405058
>>33405097
>>33405112
Glad you got it safe and sound, hope you enjoyed the ride and that patch.

>>33405084
Good eye, hope you liked your tea Master Anon.

>>33405163
>tfw no merlin patches today
Fuck, really? I sent yours in the first batch, should be there tomorrow I guess. Well, I hope. I worked really hard on yours, so you better enjoy it Sticker-chan.

>>33405222
The best number. 007. Wish I'd had my PPK on hand for the pic, but Glock 40 works well enough.

>>33405853
Why do these never happen near me? I want to go to one and smack morons with my Mosin.

>>33407037
Add blush homie. Looks great though, keep up the excellent work.

>>33409906
that's why I put it there
no one else has a video anywhere

>>33409901
Feel like a moron, didn't even see the description tab. I swear my eye tries to flee the comic sans.

>>33409915
kek

someday I'll change it

What do Just The Base's Holo envelopes look like?

The old lady at the post office gives me looks whenever I pick up anime shit.

>>33409899
>not the text
>not thr color

Just keep digging your hole. Its shit.

>>33409933
holo raping a big apple

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>>33409933

>>33409935
you already said you weren't going to buy it so no one cares about your opinion

>>33409939
>>33409945
I think I'll pass

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>>33409945
>Canada Dry
I always knew you were best store waifu

>>33409951
I like Cock & Bull more, but this is $5 for a 24 pack and C&B is like $1.25 a bottle, sooooooo

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>>33409911
Not sure about adding blush. Might look weird especially since there's already the pink scales on her cheeks.

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>tfw wanted to play Nier and work on another patch but was just told I have to go to some 5 hour long mandatory fun
Why can't this fucking week be over already? I just wanna drink and watch anime. And what the fuck is this captcha?

>>33409945
>so no one cares about your opinion
I care as it warms me to see you realize how wrong you are, but try again and again to ignore it. I will remind you of POOPATCH until the end of the patch days.

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>>33409962

>>33409969
>smugsmugsmugwrongsmugsmugfaggotleXD

Whatever gets you off, bud

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>>33409984
Oh Im jerking off to it right now big guy.

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>>33409955
>I like Cock & Bull more
You didn't have to tell us that, we already knew of your sexual interests.

>>33409884
Interested

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>>33410016

>>33409884

afaik Wood is already planning to do a few if enough people are interested

>>33409972
Kek

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>company still hasn't gotten back to me about the KS patches and Starbucks
I swear to fucking god I'll jump in the car and drive half-blind all the way to California to yell at these faggots and cum in Kim's gook pussy. Fucking christ.

>>33408516
I get similar shit over here with Royal Mail, the entire world's postal services needs to be sent to the camps.

>>33410126
Who's Kim?

>>33410135
My sales rep, she has the the softest, quietest, gookiest voice I've ever heard. Had to fucking put my phone on speaker and put it right next to my ear to even hear her.

>>33409779
>Too much on my plate with the current political climate.

Please explain. Good to see patches getting out.

>>33405850
You deserve to get your faggot ass stomped and I hope that day comes soon

>>33405890
Holy shit I need the scimitar keychain

HOW MUCH

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>Polaris is not kill
Happy knowing I'll be getting goodnight left side

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>>33406003
>Konosuba keychains
before or after GSG keychains?

>>33410161
probably at the same time depending on total amount I come up with

>>33410175
40k gp

>>33410219
Hold up let me spin some flax I'll get back to you with that

srs though I'll buy one when it's out, same with the buying gf except idk which of the two patches and having both would be weird

>>33410227
one's a nametape the others a shoulder patch

Two different uses

Also
>spinning flax for money instead of killing cows or chickens for feathers or cowhide
>literally plebian

>>33410236
>implying spinning bowstrings and marching d meds from the profit wasn't the #1 way for new players to make mad dough in 2007

Shake my head senpai

>>33410239
as a noobfag I just killed chickens across the river from Lumbridge and sold the feathers to fly fishers

When I got reasonably high in bow I would 1 hit all the cows and grab the hides

Sell them for 100gp across in Al Kharid

>>33410239
>>33410242
Noobs. Best gold to be had was baking cakes and selling them at the border to the Wildy.

>>33410254
except that took a ton of extra time and levels whereas killing cows, hopping the fence to al kharid and making 2800gp each trip

>>33410266
*could be done early in the game with nothing but combat levels

>>33405912
I saw this.
Would have been 100% better if they just went with pure realistic CGI and cut out Emma Watson completely.

>>33409779
>Too much on my plate with the current political climate.
>>33409811
>Politics got in the way...
desire to know more intensifies.jpg

>>33410266
Ayy what game are you guys talking about

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>>33410340

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>>33410340

>>33410340
I think Runescape?

>>33410340
you dont know adventure quest?
wtf?!?!?!
what kind of boulder do you live under? seems kinda comfy

Managed to escape mandatory fun 20 minutes in. Quick, someone give me an idea before they realize I'm gone!

>>33410491
Actually now that I think about it, I kinda don't want to do another anime patch right now. What vidya does /k/ even play that isn't Stalker?

>>33410486
Something tells me that you like /k/ patches

>>33410505
I can't deny that.

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Gonna run this patch, but with better text, no faggy copyright shit and higher quality.

Any interest?

>>33410553
Also it's not going to be McFuckin' 4". More like 3".

>>33410563
Have the real one. Was not expecting it to be so large.

>>33410553
>>33410563
Why do they even put that copyright shit on there? Does it really matter?

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Just got an email from an anon all the way out in Indonesia, he wants me to post this because his ISP is cucked.

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>>33410615
And some top notch art to go along with it

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Also on a separate note, some poor anon's Diamond dons just came back, and his order was all the way from the 27 of Feb. If any of you poor fuckers are still missing a diamond dons, check your god damn email.

>>33410611
Because Asians can't into aesthetics, they're too calculating desu

>>33409811
>>33409854
Whoa, holy shit, Polarise isn't kill.

Good job on making it right. Also good job on choosing Ai, since he's probably the most familiar to your situation considering the whole experience with the original NROLs

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Made this while I was bored. I feel like the shape is all wrong though so I can't cram more text in anywhere that explains what JK stands for on the patch.

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>>33410691
> since he's probably the most familiar to your situation considering the whole experience with the original NROLs

>>33409911
I live in a "rural" area. All my mail has to goto another town before it comes here. Like even if I mail something "across town". It goes all the way to Wichita and back. Just the downside of living in a low minority population town

>>33410305
>3dpd
Still would have had too many niggers

Goodnight left side, but it's Ai and a big tidded commie in bed together.

>>33410780
Ha! Remember he's a leaf he was bound to fuck a traitor

>>33410553
Dammit Ai, I had planned to do that and said as much back when it first came up when NEET brought up the amiami Konosuba keychains.

Always knew you were a dirty leaf.

>>33410780
Make it happen, anti-communist lewd patches sound amazing.

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>>33410780
Got it, on the list

>>33410771
>>33410821
Whoops forgot my namefagging

>>33410140
>>33410328
Told you fuckers he was on the run from antifa but no one would believe me.

>>33410897
lmao hopefully they beat his ass

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>>33410901
Hope you're kidding

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>>33410901
Now that I think about it, it's more likely that Ai killed Polarise off for his patches, just like how he did to OpSec. Either that, or Ai's been samefagging as Polarise the entire time and pretended to disappear so he could conveniently get Polarise's patches and make himself look better.

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>>33410503
I would say that Earth Defence Force is pretty /k/ but I dont think anyone else really plays it.

Ace Combat is pretty good too but we already got a patch merchant that does that series

>>33410503
Rainbow Six Siege is what i play the most

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>>33410503
Nier automata

>>33410727
>>33410691
Please story time.

>>33411003
Ai had pre-orders for his first /pol/ NROL batch. He sent out shipping notices for the patches before he even got them, and played it off as Canadian Post being slow for like a month, until he came clean. Everyone eventually got their patches though.

>>33410821
AH shit, I specifically checked the archives for this. U cool with me running it, right?

Hyped for this commie fucker patch/sticker. I'd rather have someone else run it tho.

>>33410943
Intelligence
Above
Average

>>33411034
Very embarrassing desu

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>>33410995
What is pornography you have posted to this wholesome thread!

>>33409779
>Too much on my plate with the current political climate.
What does that even mean

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I don't know how to feel about this one.

>>33411231
Sticker y u posting Chuunis?

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>>33411311
I think you dropped this

>>33411238
He is literally gearing up for the racewar. He can't make anymore patches for fun. He needs his sewing machine for making cute uniforms and flags when they go into battle

>>33411285
>nega-woodpatch
Plot thickens

>>33411285
>horsefucker woodpatch
I didn't even think that shit was still popular.

>>33410945
Never played either of those.

>>33410951
Twitch best opr8r.

>>33410995
Literally playing that right now.

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>go to buy Delta Squad so I can add it to my Sev Shrine
>Notice that RWDS is in stock
>So is Mac Tonight
Everythingwentbetterthanexpected.png

>>33411372
Nahh that's not mine

>>33410503
I know csgo is popular, tittyfall2 is another one, DOOM, Metro 2033, half-life is always good. I think merlin is into hawkin. There's some Dotafags here too. Could do some classics like socom, sniper elite, army men 3D, delta force, a10 tank killer, classic doom, c-dogs, Duke nukem to name a few

>>33410615
>indonesians have recieved Big Guy
>I haven't
>tfw Yuro so should get it quicker than indos by first world logic
FOR FUCKS SAKE

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ayy im back

will be mailing out orders today, genuinely flattered to have sales

gonna take a comfy nap first

incoming shill once more tho,

>greencrabtesting.com

>SCP Patch (with Words)\
>dataDyen Patch

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>>33411623
the wares

>>33411403
>twitch
>best operator
>not Ash or Sledge
>not even the new thermo-Glaz

komm jetzt

>>33411656
You're half right. Now that I think about it, Twitch isn't best girl. IQ is. IQ IST DIE BESTE FRAU.

>>33411687
>IQ
even worse

IQ is almost useless in the current meta, he only advantage is countering Pulse, but only if he's using his device, other than that, useless

>>33411698
Honeslty would know, I haven't played since before they released the brown opr8rs.

>>33410879
Danke

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>>33410254
>baking cakes

>>33411702
Are you talking about the based BOPE? You should pick it back up, the new updates have improved it.

>>33411720
I mostly played when me and my bros from my last duty station were together. But now we're all in different time zones. Might pick it up again when I'm done with Nier.

>>33411231
Not porn; art baka

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>>33410266
NEET, this is going to sound stupid and full of nostalgic rose-tinted views, but would you and whoever else want to do a little meetup in the game?

It's been years since I've played, but I would be willing to give it a go if others were interested, even if it's a one-off thing.

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>>33409908
>>33410017
>>33410035
Oh, I just noticed that Wood Patch is going for the Jurrasic one, 'No' letter and Japari Cafe.

I got some Shoebill patch idea running and it's on procces, gonna post it here if it's done.

But for now anyone interested in this one?
I don't know if someone did this one before though

>>33412094
kek, would grab


you run store?