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Innawoods/Skinwalker thread

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Show me what you got.
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Fuck off fatty
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>>33409320
Bump for story I haven't seen yet
Never enough OC in these threads
Always /x/ copy pasta and mall ninja garbage.
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This one usually gets me a little
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>>33409873
Dumping Maine chronicles
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>>33409926
Last one.
Forgive me, my spooky folder is homogeneous, not really sure which of them are /k/ and which aren't. Will dump a few others as the thread goes on.
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>>33409386
here ya go famalam
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This is a long shot, but it was probably hands down the best skinwalker story I've ever read.
It was a quite a while ago, probably 2012-2013, I don't remember much of it.

Something about people driving to a party in the desert, and driving by someone walking through the desert dozens of miles from civilization or something, and towards the end of the party, when four (ish) friends drive home afterwards, one is really quiet. And they drop if off at home or something, then the next day the friend asks why they left him at the party and he had to get a ride back with someone else

Or something.
It has bothered me every skinwalker thread, i've only seen it a handful of times around 2012-2013, and never saved it.
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Hey, same retard from the last couple threads,
been wondering how to start the movie. I always planned on an ATF raid intro, but wonder if the Skinwalker shit later would be jarring, as most action horror films I see start with something horror/monster related to set the mood and not jar audiences (Dog Soldiers for example). Like, I see people bitch about Event Horizon suddenly "switching genres",
but I also see people praise From Dusk Till Dawn for the same shit.

Also, what does /k/ think a Skinwalker's primary means of killing would be?
I know it's sapient, super smart etc., and I'm going for a Wendigo-like appearance, deer horns, bipedal, dog-like face etc.,
but would claws even be a thing for a Skinwalker? They seem more mystic. I can imagine it using them for surprise attacks, though. Like, picking people off.

I want your guys' two cents.
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Love this shit
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>>33409983
Fuck, i read that same one in about 2013 too.
Not really /k/ related but would like to read again
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>>33409998
I think it would be best to not show skinwalkers au naturel at all since it kills the mysticism.
Much more powerful if people hear sounds from the woods, wander off and come back weird.
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>>33410174
That'd be more of a short film kinda thing, to be honest.
My screenplay doesn't suit that kinda build. Folks gotta die, even if in small numbers. It's more of a goatman/fleshgait/Wendingo sorta thing but I wanna get Skinwalker lore done right too.
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>>33410312
In that case goatman or something similar would suit your film much better.
I have not seen any story of skinwalker killing a person in plain sight of survivor.
There are many other creatures with sharp claws and teeth for your picking for more straightforward killing
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>>33410391
I'm not saying in plain sight of a survivor, but obviously it's a film, so death would be onscreen at the very least.
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>>33410399
I get that. I'm just saying that maybe skinwalker isn't the right choise for a monster here
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Not skinwalker but weird innawoods story that older gentleman from my church told me. We'll call him Bob.
>Idaho. Fucking Idaho.
>Bob out hiking deep in the mountains because he loves to hike
>Hike into clear valley, see three men with guns on the mountain on one side of the valley
>Figures they are hunters
>Realizes he isnt wearing hunter's orange so he takes his hat off and waves his arms at them trying to let them know he is there
>The guys shoulder their rifles and one guy takes a shot at him
>Bob says he hears the bullet whip by like a foot away from his ear
>Stunned and confused Bob stands there like a deer in the headlighta
>Finally turns around and bolts
>The guys get a few more shots off on him as he makes it into the woods
>Runs all the way back to his car parked miles away.

For those of you not familiar with Idaho we have stretches of forest and mountain in the middle of FUCK NOWHERE, forest rangers/hunters find bodies and remains every year hidden in all sorts of places, most of which have been dead for years.

I wouldnt have believed this story if it was anyone but Bob telling it. He's the kind of guy who would and has driven 30 minutes back to a convenience store because he was given an extra 5 cents in change.
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More stories!
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Bumping thread with creepy flooded basement floor holes
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RIP Brandon as of last january.
I never got a chance to show him this and have him fill in any blanks.
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>>33410922
Sure, I can hook you up.

Anyway, maybe someone has this story I'm trying to remember. I think it took place in Louisiana or Florida and from what I remember, something pulled the storyteller's friend into the water? I think there was also another person there who was trying to rationalize it as a croc getting him. I can't remember it very well, just that I didn't save it and I should have.
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>>33410479
Damn
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Well, since I'm requesting a specific story, I might as well pay in to the thread a little more.
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>>33410479
personal sort of innawoods story
first some back story, I know the woods near my house off by heart, I go down early morning/ late at night because its quiet and cool and I always take either an icepick or a knife because there's druggos down there a lot of the time anyway
>be running in woods with dog
>hear footsteps behind me
eh its public woods but its strange at this time
>notice they slow down when I do and speed up when I do and keep distance
>I loop around in a circle to see if im being followed
>I am
>dog has an issue with her leg from when she was a pup and got sat on by her mother (on accident)
>were deep in the woods and her legs playing up
fug
>she keeps going like a good little collie but she's struggling and cant go any faster
>guy behind me is picking up pace and is actually catching up
>think about sprinting but I cant leave pup behind
>suddenly turn around
>brace icepick to chest
>sprint at dude and scream some unholy sound
its hard to describe but you'll know the sound I mean its not like a normal shout or scream it sounds "older" for lack of a better term and something you can only seem to muster in times of serious danger
>dude just jumps off path and slides down bank on side
>proceed to get outa the woods as fast as possible
>dog was limping for a few days after that
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>>33413513
Did you get a good look at the guy
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>>33413513
you probably traumatised some autist who was too awkward to pass
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There were a few interesting ones that happened in eastern europe but nobody seemed to screencap them
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>>33413688
Is north Europe close enough?
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>>33410076
Was it the one with the speech impediment guy?
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>>33409983
Ya that was a good one.
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1/3, this one's my own. capped it myself because I'm a faggot who hates typing.
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>>33413829
2/3
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>>33413842
3/3
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>>33413730
Guess so, there was a pretty creepy one about a bunch of guys going to some lodge or something when the skinwalker comes to play his act...dont remember much but that in the end the anon couldnt get in touch with the guy that helped him that night because he hanged himself or something
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I never see this one get posted
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>>33414438
Thats a good one to.
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>>33409320
>tfw you will never be a skinwalker and scare /k/ommandos

skinwalkers truly are the good guys. they give us interesting stories to talk about and keep us interested in outdoor shit. imagine how boring outdoors would be without them.
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>>33409320
These are fun and all but a lot of them "try too hard" for lack of a better term. They try and have bigger and scarier monsters and crazier and crazier shit, when these kind of stories work better with less.

The story is far more believable when it's somewhat plausible, not "I SWEAR TO GOD GUYS IT RAN 60MPH AND COULD JUMP OVER MOUNTAINS AFTER EATING FIFTY .308's TO THE FACE!"
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Actual Navajo Joe here. AMA
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>>33415896
What's you opinion on NA mythology such as Skinwalkers becoming popular among niche circles?
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>>33416079
Dont talk about the nagloshi or other walkers of the left hand path. it gives them power.
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Does anyone have any of the green texts where some anons disrupt a cult ritual. Those use to be my favorite to read
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>>33413513
>reading /k/ all day wishing I had friends
>finally get off my ass and decide to go for a jog
>no friends kind of socially awkward
>first step is to get in shape
>go for a light jog in the woods
>go at an off time so I won't run into anyone
>jogging along in the forest, can't keep a solid pace because fat and out of shape
>see some guy walking his dog up ahead
>slow down behind him
>wasn't planning on seeing anyone and don't really know how to talk to normies
>he seems kind of /k/ and innawoods type so figure maybe I'll talk to him
>keep lightly jogging behind him
>keep pace behind him trying to build up courage to say something
>notice dog limping, poor thing
>see dog struggling, figure I'll catch up and offer some help since we're pretty far out here
>guy turns around
>starts waving a fucking ice pick around??
>screams and runs at me like a demon
>doesn't sound human
>do first thing that comes to mind and jump off the side of the path
>roll down the bank bruising and injuring myself
>guy just stares from the path as I finally come to a stop
>he sprints away with his dog struggling behind him
>y-you too
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Is anyone actually down to set up a hunting group for skinwalkers/fleshgaits/goatmen?
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>>33416280
>tfw will never go innawoods with a group of buddies armed to the teeth to hunt skinwalkers

WHY CANT MY /K/OMMANDO DREAMS COME TRUU
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>>33416280
Yes. I'm very enthusiastic in this idea. We have to protect humanity at all costs.
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>>33416422
>>33416342
im down as fuck

but youguys realize we have to spiritually armed right

Like, mostly likely thse things are demonic and mortal shit won't kill them
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>>33416454
>but youguys realize we have to spiritually armed right
I'm a Christ guy, so I might be limited there. We also have to contend with the fact that chances are we're nowhere near one another.
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>>33416454
Dont worry, i'm a Christain. I can bless your weapons and boolets to make sure their soul makes it to the maker before yours.

But you guys have to bring your own Holy water. I'm half Jewish so i can also do any Hebrew type thing, as well.
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>>33415896
Why is your name Navajo Joe? Why didnt your parents name you Croux joe?
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>>33416518
>christian

Sorry lads, catholicism is the only way here. I'll take Orthodox too.

Let's get some rosaries and have a priest bless our weapons.

What do you guys think, .308's?
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>>33416651
>What do you guys think, .308's?
Solid idea. I can rock 12 gauge 00 buck\slugs and 7.62x54R
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I f'n love these threads.
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>>33416233
Where you at buddy? I'll take you shooting, work out, and get your self image improved. I'm in Colorado.
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>>33417269
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>>33416651
>assuming Catholicism isnt a Christain religion
Heretic.
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>>33413273
This the one you're looking for?
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>>33413855
>>33413842
>>33413829

Ah...the nyaroo story. That's creepy AF.
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>>33417479
Yeah, that's the one. Thanks.
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bump
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anybody in Nevada? im down to hunt skinwalkers
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>>33420101
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bump, can we get some oc in here?
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>>33420663
>It is night at some American lodge
>/k/ommando is making tendies
>rustle.exe
>/k/ommando gets spooped
>grabs siberian fire cracker
>"its pretty dark during the night" the /k/ommando realizes
>suddenly from bushes "oooga boooga i am of spoop that wants your tendies"
>jimmies are rustled
>clip dump like its 1943
>the spoop leaves
>/k/ommando retreats inside the lodge as he barricades himself in the upper floor
>as night goes by the /k/ommando hears rustling inside the lodge
>cyka blyat
>paralyzed in fear the /k/ommando remembers all the sweet animu he fapped to
>suddenly a vile stench attacks the nostrils of our hero
>"tendies for my mendies" it screeches louder and louder as it gets closer to the /k/ommandos last bastion of defence
>it starts banging the door with a loud gutural cry "reeeeee normies get out!"
>the /k/ommando passes out because of the vile stench, no milsurp gasmask couldve protected him from this
>next morning
>place is trashed
>no tendies
>time stamp on wall and "normies get out" written with shit
>the /k/ommando rushes home and posts on 4chan
>fin
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>>33420149
Maybe it's been a while, but I'm pretty sure that was John Candy's line.
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>>33413437
>ATFskinwalker.png
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>>33409983
Oh fuck I remember reading that cap.
That the Wyoming(?) park ranger bro who was being followed on his atv fucked me up bad
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>>33423941
wat
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>>33409883
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>>33409926
Am in Maine. Am Mainer. Don't spoop me like this.
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>>33424340
inter-dimensional radio transmition
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My sides.
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>>33425001
Screencap this legend bro, tell my tale across the /k/ spoop threads
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>went innawoods
>found stairs
>collected them
>climbed somewhere
>meh
>put stairs back
>climbed down a hill
>kitten mama lead me around cause kitten childs stuck somewhere
>saved kitten childs
>fucked her mom
>skinwalker face when
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>>33419749
Califag here someone should start skinwalker hunting generals
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BUMP
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>>33424359
Belfast fag here... how spoopy is it? Going to start reading it soon
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Anyone got the story of the anon who defended a ranch with his nugget against snowmen and ski walkers?
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>>33416919
while cheesy, I like that it plays on the obvious fact that people love getting spooked by these cheesy stories.
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I remember reading a story of some Russian soldier doing drills with a unit in buttfuck nowhere Russia and coming across some large furry creature while taking a piss, thought I saved it somewhere.
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>>33416454
I'm in NM, about to be in TX. Southern Texas, (where I'm moving) is some spooky shit, native folklore, and ET's alike.
> /k/ becomes ghost hunters
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>>33409983
>>33410076
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>>33424310

I am almost 100% sure I have that, give me some time to search.
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>>33427842
>>33409983
>>33410076
>>33413817
>>33424310

I think this may be it, could be wrong but it seems pretty close at least.
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>>33409873
>>33409894
>>33409918
>>33409942
This shit spooky.
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>>33409873

Why is shit moving wrong so damn scary? Backwards jointed knees, dragging yourself across the ground like a puppet on a string, slow jerky motions, shit's fucking creepy. Why?
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>>33428084
I read somewhere that its like a broader version of the uncanny valley, where "moving wrong" is basically something that doesn't look like normal(mammalian) movement. It freaks you out because it doesn't move in a way replicable by normal, wholesome living things. thats also why old videogames and movies that had shitty special effects had such cooler monsters than they do nowdays.
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>>33427593
So do you hear much about La Llorona in New Mexico or are we just lucky down here in Texas?
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>>33427741

>tfw you will never murder a skinwalker with 30x165mm
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>>33409971
More real than 100% of the shit in this thread.
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Skinwalker Hunting Group, join up

https://discord.gg/xPYm9
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>>33416454
I'm begining spirit training.
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>>33429151
Invite expired
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I already asked /x/ but I supposed I should ask here too, I'm a blacksmith and a buddy asked me to make him a custom knife as a last ditch weapon against spooks, what would my fellow kommandos recommend?
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me and my buddies have run into some minor shit, but nothing that interesting honestly.

basically just got stalked by shadow people in a haunted apartment complex while delivering newspapers at night, nothing compared to this fucking shit, real or fake.
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>>33427921
Yep, that's the one.
Thanks a bunch dude.
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>>33430653
https://discord.gg/Jus4yyM
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>>33409998

Fucking >>33410174
You don't need to show very much of your monster at all to make it scary.

You ever seen VHS 2? Long shot, kind of an obscure thing, but I'll use it as an example. There's this one scene where they're in this big cult building, some shady shit starts going down, they start looking for a way out, then the camera moves over this bipedal goat man looking motherfucker. You get just a split second glimpse of him and it's scary, you get chills, you jump right along with the characters in the movie as they realize they need to turn their "maybe we should go" attitude into a "LITERALLY ANY WAY TO LEAVE THIS BUILDING IS FINE RUN!!!!!"

Then they totally ruin that whole effect by showing you a shot of pic related. You get a nice close up of the goat demon's face and see the cheesy garbage and shitty animatronics that went into making it, and the entire effect is ruined.
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>>33414907
T. Skinwalker
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>>33415896
Do you know if there are such creatures in Yurop? More specifically in Norway? I might be asking the wrong guy here.
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>>33416124
Capped this one myself
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>>33433324
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Keeping this thread bumped for OC
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>>33427741
Not grenading the spooky is very unslav, dude.
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>>33409320
Not Skinwalkers, and not innawoods per se, but I'll share it:

>About 5 years back
>Cold MN winter
>Again
>DNR had some wolves shipped up to reestablish population
>Didn't consider how uncontrolled population would grow
>Deer in bad shape
>Packs start focusing cattle herds
>Neighbor loses 26 head, including bull
>I'm out one night to do calving rounds
>Cows all spooked, on one side of field
>Aim light at other part of field
>Eyeshine
>ohshit.jpg
>About 9 of the fuckers, including black one, are eating something
>Definitely a new calf
>Must've smelled the afterbirth and come running
>Mini 14 is back in barn on golf cart gun rack, didn't expect to need it.
>Well shit
>Don't have anything but Swiss Army knife
>Decide fuck it, no-one eats my hand raised beef
>Charge the cunts
>bloodandthunder.mkv
>Herd notices their human running, decide to follow suit
> Ride, my Rohirrim!
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>>33434170
>Wolves unsure of how to deal with this situation.
>Start to edge off, but still want to at least clean up that afterbirth
>I'm pretty much on top of them at this point
>It's a game of chicken, and they aren't blinking soon enough
>Do the only thing I can think of, and kick at closest one
>Direct hit snow boot to the snout
>Yipes just like a dog, I don't care
>Gonna stab the fucker for good measure
>Show of resistance seemed to be enough, plus 40-odd 3/4 ton old biddies for backup
>They head for the treeline, for the fence and an escape from the specter of war and his Wild Hunt
>Head cow passes me up, gets a few good thrashes on one and tries to rub it into the ground
>Slippery bastard gets away anyway
>I have to stop and keep the herd from running the fence
>Call game warden, she comes out, assesses the dead calf, declares it wolf kill
>Noshit.gov
>Get $600 check in mail few days later in recompensation from state
>Not what it would have sold for in a few years, but whatever

Such is life on the farm
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>>33409942
i dont understand this, whats the spooky part?
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>>33434195

That's a nice story but everyone knows cows aren't real.
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>>33434269
They are too, I know a guy who's mom's landlord saw one once!
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>>33416110

>I just read the Dresden Files, ask me anything!
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>>33426581
Sorry if blurry. Phoneposting
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Creepy as fuck green-text, told by a friend of mine.

Not innawoods nor a skinwalker, but something fucking hellish.

>Dude works at a Morgue

>9pm all alarms in the building go off

>Instead of ree-ree-ree it's WRRUGHHHEEEERWH on repeat, seriously distorted

>Lights are flying on and off

>Gurney flies down hallway, smashes into wall

>Friend draws CCW from his jacket, runs into hall

>Hears a fuck ton of THUMP THUMP THUMP from the body room

>Tries to find nearest exit, runs into the janitor

>Janitor is crying and losing his shit

>Hears faster slamming from the body room

>They both fucking leave the building, call 911

Was "Vandalism".

Friend checked the shit out, was only him and the janitor in at the time wrapping shit up.

Way too much activity and fuckery to be youths or anyone else.

Dude is still shook as fuck to this day, quit that job the day after.
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>>33424900
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>>33424900

where is cont?
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>>33430801
Silver hunga munga
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>>33430801

some obsidian and silver in the blade for maximum anti-spook, full tang and make it thick enough you could bash it with a rock all day it wont break so you have to smooth nicks out
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>>33435590
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>>33435641
as awesome as that would be anon, i'm a blacksmith, my knowledge of silversmithing is limited to inlays and small items like rings
>>33435668
I can inlay silver though, doubt I could inlay obsidian its far to brittle, and durability is a given, otherwise i'm not much of a blacksmith am I? but if I am going to inlay silver how should I do it, just a line of silver from hilt to near the tip, or should I try to inlay silver in the shape of a rune or something similar? maybe there's a particular spook killin shape?
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>>33435695
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>>33435764
Do a silver inlay from the hilt. Bonus points if several. Also do a prayer during it.
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>>33436300
Wouldn't multiple inlays weaken the blade? Btw I don't know anything about metallurgy
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>>33435869
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Buumpo
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>>33436300
could do that, or take it to a priest if I can find one willing to bless it
>>33436349
yes and no, you have to cut out a groove of steel and lay a softer metal inside it, so it does thin and weaken the steel some, but if its small it wont matter a whole lot
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>>33434269
then explain this story.
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>>33438630
and this one.
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>>33409386
Not enough time passes between these threads. /x/ has spoop threads all the time and they get some OC, but it's mostly shit like "dude I got super high and then drove with my friend and we passed the same house twice WOOOAHGHGHHHG!!!" and so on. /k/ produces quality stories because we actually do go hiking/camping and don't get high (usually). But, when we have one of these threads every week, there isn't much OC because people just dump old stories to keep the thread alive. Others either don't see the threads or just want to read the pictures and forget their own stories.

I think we need to limit these threads to once or twice a year. Sometime in fall and sometime in spring, when most of us have gotten some sort of break from work or school and might have actually had a spoopy experience. (for example, students get the summer off, so by fall any students here who had a spook story could tell it. people who work tend to take vacations during summer too. students also get off some in the winter, and so when spring rolls around they might have a story).

I also think /out/ might be a good place for one of these threads. They're a little more likely than /k/ to use drugs outdoors, but they do go deep innawoods (and tend not to be armed, for what it's worth). There is some overlap between /k/ and /out/, but not every who frequents /out/ comes here to goes to /x/.

Just my opinion on the matter.
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>>33432504
Hmm, I'll take this advice.
Gonna be difficult since I planned for there to be some shooting/action, but I guess I can make it work.

Basically the horror standard of revealing the creature at the end is a negative, yeah?
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>>33409386
The skinwalker thing died in like 2013 man. you're asking for OC 4 years after it stopped being popular
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Does anyone have that one about the scout troop running down the trail at night? One of the guys dies at the end. I havent seen it in awhile, really should have capped it.
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>>33439047
Weird it doesn't really feel that long, tho
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>>33413437
If my dog was killed I would burn down the whole forest to find and kill whatever did it. No excuses
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>>33414438
Grab your long swords, we're gonna go get this bastard
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>>33440345

it never does
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>>33423941
This still gives me chills man
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>>33424340
Either he caught a radio signal from mercs in the area or he has a haunted Vietnam era radio
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>>33416841
You didn't catch the joke did you?
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>>33438957
maybe 3 or 4 times a year
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>tfw /k/ is more /x/ than /x/
The fuck happened to that board?

I miss it anons
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>>33443247
We all do. It's why we make\contribute to threads like these on other boards.
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>>33409320
Sounds like the girl just had a mild psychotic episode
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>>33423941
that's what happens when the Army is so broke it still uses Vietnam era radios.
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>>33416649
No idea. My first name is actually of a general who was used to name a tank. I'll leave that for you to figure out.
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>>33433274
I'm really not sure honestly. I do know that indigenous groups exist in Europe, but I'm unaware of their individual lores and mythology
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>>33443247
There are still a few dedicated posters but now its 50% Psychic LARPers
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Anyone got some good wendigo stories?
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Some Boy scout councilor had some stories he shared with /x/ the other day. This one I thought was funny
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>>33444452
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>>33444467
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>>33416079
Don't mind it too much. It's more or less inevitable as people look for something to write/talk/blog about. Hell, there was even a movie titled "Skinwalkers" back in 2007, plot was trash, mainly being a clan war between good and bad skinwalkers with a supposed chosen one to change it all. Gun fights were ok.
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>>33444498
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>>33428275
>>33428084
what this guy said. it's something we see as unnatural which is the basic gist of it
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>>33444541
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>>33444452
>/x/
>interested in anything other than succubus summonings and loominarty
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>>33444548
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Anon's...what would you say if I told you I want to do a podcast/livestream funded through patreon where we look into missing 411 cases, and camp out near those areas and break some of the "rules" you're not supposed to do? One rule is not wear bright colors in certain areas at night. Stupid or sounds fun?
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>>33431930
another invite by chance?
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>>33409873

>come hang out at this place where there are fucked up humanoid creatures which apparently I have known about for quite some time, guys

yeah, nah, fuck this pussy shit.
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>>33413273
just curious. how the fuck do these stories always get shitloads of guns in europe?
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>>33412168

What happened to Brandon?
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>>33446496
Its quite possible
My grandpa had 2 mosins in his attic and a p38
T. Slav
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since we seem to be on the summer camp theme
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>>33446496
There's likely lots of guns stashed away by older guys out living out in the middle of nowhere that haven't been destroyed. Stuff thrown up in an attic and forgotten or in the back of sheds
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>>33427120
Kys
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>>33449392
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>>33445482

Can you get arrested for that sort of thing? Otherwise, it sounds like an entertaining way to go about camping, at the very least. I do kind of worry about the possibility of drunken /k/ommandos mistaking each other for skinwalkers in the middle of the night and starting firefights, though.
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>>33449431
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>>33413437
>The ATF was the skinwalkers all along
OH SHI-
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Just a friendly reminder that supernatural creatures don't exist and you have nothing to fear from walking in the woods at night.
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>>33416454
That's what 10mm is for
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"stories" threads can mostly be summed up as pussy threads

>oh no a noise
>better go check it out
>It looks like it was nothing

vs

>oh no a noise
>better run away
>what was that? better make up something. hollywood movies scare me. It was probably real life hollywood terror.

if you were man enough to go look you'd see it was nothing. or you can be a child still afraid of the dark thinking monsters come out at night
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Only story I have even remotely spoopy.
> Out on a wooded ridge camping
> Basically asleep
> Wake up to creaking and what sounds like someone growling
> too drowsy and a little drunk
> Stand up in tent as quietly as possible
> Only thing I have on me is a 10/22
> Lock&Load.gif
> Step outside
> Loudergrowling.mp3
> Unload with 10 rounds of .22 fury in general direction
> Drop and reload the 30 Round magazine
> Noise has stopped
> Stay outside for another hour or two
> Wake up next morning
> Find jack shit in the woods except for bullet holes and paw marks
> Pack up and leave without incident
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>>33451000

What's the matter kiddo, mommy send you to bed without dinner again?
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>>33440615
Halberds are the only proper dragon fighting tool.
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>>33451000
Oh hey, it's somebody who hasn't spent enough time outside at night to see some really weird shit.
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>>33333333
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>>33449520
could always require people have flashlights and a couple simple codes for ID. or just ask them basic gun questions that any commando but no skinwalker would know
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>>33446496
Occam's Razor.

They're all fake. or at least mostly.
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>>33428084
>>33428275

A very sick human could move in unnatural ways or look disfigured because they have a contagious infection e.g. leprosy. Humans evolved to avoid danger, so staying away from other humans that aren't acting quite right is built into our evolved behaviors.
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>>33409320
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>>33451642
>.gif

Nice try friendo
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>>33445785
https://discord.gg/QtHpDSG
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>>33416919
Only one solution: rape the big one, show it who's boss.
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>>33416233
Dubs confirms, this is what really happened.
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>>33446496

It really isn't that hard to get a gun here in rural areas. Even my Dutch granduncle easily got a hunting license for his small plot of land, let alone people in actually 'wild' areas in Scandinavia and Eastern Europe.
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>>33451748
I fell for it.
[spoiler]Not even for the first time.[/spoilerson/k/when]
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>>33427741
>RPG mad slav giggling at the idea of room clearance with a rocket

slavs confirmed
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>camping trip by myself
>uneasy sense of being watched all day
>night time comes
>hear movement in the trees
>come out of my tent and there i see it
>6ft, ripped and murder in it's eyes
>it's michael stonebridge
>reach for my weapon
>immedietly killed
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>>33416919
Spoopy

That's some odd Thomas shit nigga, and though it's probs fake I'd like to know what happens when you shoot one of the fuckers
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>>33425148
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>>33416919
I've always thought that this guy needs to get a Gamo Whisper and some heavy duty dogs, and stop being a massive puss.
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Okay fucks, here's some OC
>be my mom
>1970's Puerto Rico
>Dark night on the farm, regular weather for the season, not too much going on
>then, the cows start freaking out
>normally, papi would go out and handle shit, but he was out after a wild night of drinking, so it was all up to mami (based abuela)
>mami goes out with broom to chase off whatever was spooking the cows
>its some cunts from the town who were friends of my sister, being the sister of 13 other kids in a small farming community will do that to you
>she starts yelling at them "mira cabrones,chancleta spam, etc"
>then, out of fucking nowhere, this dark mass emerges from the pitch black outskirts of the fence
>it starts to attack a cow
>mami runs at it with a broom while the idiots from earlier start to pelt it with rocks
>it was super effective, mami starts wailing on the thing
>then, I shit you not, it lets out this crazy wail, like a nigger who just got their foodstamps taken away, but loud enough to stop mami in her tracks
>it gets up, and takes huge kangaroo like leaps back into the darkness
>mami never talks about it after, this is regular shit for her apparently
>meanwhile i'm in my room (second floor arrangement in front of the house, it's a pretty big place, just sold recently due to the death of abuelo), shitting bricks and praying to the saints I don't end up next
So, that's my shitty story. It's told from my mom's perspective, she has shitloads of spooky tales like this from living in Puerto Rico for so long. Her town is a small one, called Isabela. Abuelo has some fun ones with his trusty old machete, he would grind that shit across the floor to sharpen it and make a neat little sparks show while he was at it, he was based.
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Fuck me lads, I need some time to process this but something weird as fuck happened a couple of hours ago that has me spooped.
>live out in rural Nebraska
>tuesday night is meatball night
>I'm making my usual cheatballs
>one pound of ground beef, quick oats, milk, and whatever I decide to add for seasoning and a bit of texture
>this time around I add some diced onion, and pretty normal meatball stuff
>dried basil, parsley, sea salt, and black pepper
>decide that's not enough black pepper
>second time the lid comes off ( I buy ground pepper, sue me)
>literally something like a quarter cup of black pepper
>desperately try to get as much out as I can but it's not enough
>get pissed as fuck
>kick the oven
>almost rip off my big toe nail
>"FUCK FUCK FUCK"
>walk out of the kitchen to the living rooms to chill out for a minute so I don't put another hole through the wall (onion soup last month)
>sit down infront of the TV watching some forged in fire
>chilled out now, go finish up, put them in the oven, etc
>check periodically
>when they're done I get them out, wrangle the family
>while I stand there in the family room I hear a big bang, crash, and the sound of plate glass from the 50's shattering
>it's coming from the kitchen/laundry room area
>go into the kitchen
>get halfway across to pull the cord on light fixture (fuck this place and it's lack of light switches)
>I suddenly notice in the dark a silhouette or mass or something peering through the door that seperates the laundry room and kitchen
>it tries to break through the glass
>the glass is actually some plastic shit the previous owner put up (probably after breaking the real glass)
>it can't break the plastic window thing in the door
>starts rattling the door knob (the whole kitchen bathroom area was an add about 20 years after the house was built and then they added a laundry room another 10 or so years after some time in the late 50's)
>it's locked (Im OCD about locking)
>it keeps rattling faster and harder
cont
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>>33463703
>start making noises
>it's either having fun or getting angry
>it stops
>feels around the door
>"EEEEJJjjjuuuuu"
>*shitself*
>it starts breaking down the door
>one strike
>two strike
>three strikes
>grab the nearest pointy thing, a streak knife
>start backing up
>halfway through family room at it breaks the door after like six or seven strikes to the door
>slow footsteps
>in the most ungodly tone it lets out
>"Fuuuu-Fuuuuk-k-k-k"
>I turn around and just book it for my safe all the while yelling and screaming n shit
>the footsteps stop
>it lets out some sort of sound and then I hear the sound of glass breaking again
>"T-tha-ththat-aa-aaahh-spspeeeee-meeeeeeeeballe"
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>>33463703
>>33463772
Wut?
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>>33463703
>>33463772
>>33463925
lulz
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>>33464235
>thread has pictures
>Don't include full size pictures in the screencap
wew
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>>33464249
is it kill?
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Guys am this a ghost?
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>>33416233
Fucking normies
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>>33441634
don't harass him for being a nice guy even if it went over his head :(
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>>33417248
>shooting in sam houston national forest
>having a gun on you in sam houston national forest
2/10
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What would happen if you tied up a skinwalker and collected its urine to lure more skinwalkers like that deer screencap?
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>>33464249
Just a rotten deer. You'd be amazed at the fucked up shit you find underneath melting lakes.
>mfw found a coyote stuck inside of a hole in a rotten moose beneath an ice hole
Animals can be dumb fucks sometimes.
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>>33416280
Already doing so in WA, at an old Limestone factory.
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>>33469548
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>Human Nature.png
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>>33427741
>Blyat there's a bear
lol
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Missouri fag here. My town is bordered by woods and rural shit, ground zero for spooky shit if you look for it. Southern Missouri is worse, especially around the Ozarks region
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giving this thread another bump
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>>33416280
goatmen are chill, but skinwalkers/fleshgaits need to die
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>>33433311
>>33433324
>>33433341
Any particular reason this couldn't be just one big cap?
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>>33436475
I know this it like THE classic skinwalker story that everyone loves and stuff, but I can't read it without cringing.
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>>33472761
I personally love the ballad of badass Bill. It's a /k/ommando's wet dream to be Bill in that situation
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>>33424396
classic
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>>33415896
But who was phone?
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>>33472761

I agree, I see it in every thread but I've never been able to read through it. It reads more like skinwalker story fanfiction than a skinwalker story.
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>>33450951
severely underrated post
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>>33472476
I don't own a computer. And combining images doesn't work on my phone
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>>33409386
can give a storie. OC.

>be 4th grade loner living in rural village
>spend time strolling through the woods
looking for nice sticks&stones cos like crafting slingshots & stuff.
>be autistically daydreaming minding my business
>suddenly feel cold stare in my neck, really cold evil presence
>dont turn around, decide to bolt away, downhill
>feel something trying to fetch my hoody while only hearing the wind in my ears
>reach small river, run downstream
>heading to a small tree which came down the night before
>must cross river or die, its still behind me
>jump 45 ankle, 1/3 of river crossed one more step then big leap 45 running upstream now
>can hear it stopping in the leaves
>its too big to cross the tree
>run a bit more then turn back
>see huge man in dark coat, long hair, staring at me
>go home, tell mom, call police, they found nothing
>mfw kid is larping. fuckers.

to this day i never went in the woods alone.
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good thread
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>>33428535
So what happened to the girl?
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>>33419352
I kekd way to much about that pic
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>>33427120
Kys fag
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>>33478845
>>>/b/
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>>33414438
I want to believe.
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Any Canadian skinwalker hunters or Canadian stories?
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>>33451260
Well, gps trackers would be on all participating. Also would try to rule out anywhere that has a high density of predators, because as you may know predators in these cases are impossible.
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>>33449520
I don't know, going out and camping obviously not. If it's potentially for a profit...that's probably grey territory. It's not a documentary, it would just be crowd funded investigations. So I'm not sure honestly, but there are still places that wouldn't fall under NPS...but that would suck cause I REALLY want to do this at Yosemite near their granite.
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>>33474392
>I don't own a computer
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/k/ Cryptid Hunting Club

Join for fun times

https://discord.gg/QtHpDSG
https://discord.gg/QtHpDSG
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>>33438630
Top kek
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>>33446496
Old shit thrown in sheds, attics and basements and forgotten. That and a lot of these yuro stories seem to take place pre-2000, back before yurop got too crazy about gun control, and a lot of it in parts of the former USSR, which are often pretty good about guns even now, having seen firsthand what gun-grabbing comes to.
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>>33450951
>t. Wendigo/Skinwalker/Fleshgait
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>>33451000
>implying monsters don't walk in the sun, too
Ah, but we call those monsters "people."
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>>33481130
People is such a strong word in this case, more like soulless fleshbags
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>read whole thread
>only laugh twice
Step up your game fellows
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>>33470711
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>>33409873
>two friends are now dead goons and never go back home
>Everyone just forgets about them and go on with their lives

Such a shit story
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>>33481130
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>>33416280
Wasnt there a group going in July to Arizona to hunt the giant weasels?
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>>33482528
Idk, I didn't hear anything about them
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>>33482750
A couple of months ago there was a thread here with anons from /x/ and /k/ planning to go check it out. The original story is from like 2010 I think where some anon was exploring abandoned mines in Arizona and happened upon an old farmhouse. Some huge aardvark things chased him off.
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>>33482033
this.
>people actually died or are missing
>cousin seems to understand what happened
>"just forget about it bro"
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>>33482795
I remember both of those threads. I'd like to join them
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>>33410399
Maybe you want Hillary Clinton then?
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>>33435590
>people hunting

Never heard of this anywhere but /k/. Is this really a thing?

Sounds like just a way to spook people if they see flares instead of seeing if the person is in trouble, like a lot of urban legends tend to be (don't flash brights, gangsters will kill you; etc)
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Im surprised that noone has posted the stories of the Recon team or whatever it was that encountered a goatman that was abducting women, or the guy who went to stay with his hillbilly relatives and awoke to see a spider-like creature digging up a grave or something in the middle of the night. There are a few more Im shocked to not see here, I would post them, but do not have them saved unfortunatley.

If this thread is still going by tomorrow night, ill get some beer and supply some mostly /k/ related OC
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I want to go do some exploring but im a transplant and have no idea where to go. Currently in Oklahoma City and trying to find somewhere inna woods to shoot but it seems there's a random house every quarter mile in every direction. Someone give me some good places to go and I'll go find some local cryptids, what ever they may be in Oklahoma.
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>>33484916
I think I found the hillbilly relative one you're talking about.
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>>33450951
Best post.

>Leans over to check if my Glock 20 is still on my nightstand.
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>>33434986

Blurry unfortunately, but is this the one about where the grandfather and grandson are hiking in the snow? They encounter the skin walkers and the can see them across the frozen pond/Lake but the creatures won't cross the frozen body of water?

If so, that one is an awesome story. If it is not, hopefully someone will post that one.
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I'm really surprised that no one has posted the most /k/ related "skinwalker" story of them all. I'm talking about the one that consists of a guy going up into the mountains of the Midwest or something, and winds up ditching his truck due to massive trees being down. Being the /k/ommando that he was, he brought his trusty G3 along with him, winds up getting chased by these creatures back to his truck. I want to say it's entitled Ruby Ridge?
There was an /x/ thread a while back where they were trying to get ahold of the guy by email so they could get the coordinates of the said location so some of us /k/ommandos could check it out.

I'm on my phone right now but if this thread is still up tomorrow I'll try to post it. I should have it on my pc.
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>>33482528
>>33482750
>>33482795
>>33483323
This is what I'm referring to in this post >>33486075
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>>33481858
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>>33427120
Oh ffs
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>>33476309
>All those possible universes where you didn't get away
Terrifying
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>>33485915
Thats it M8
>>33486075
Thats another good one I was trying to think of. If anyone has it, plz post

The other one ive only ever seen posted once or twice was about an aussie who was out living miles away from anyone in the bush and woke up to see this goatman thing approach his trailer with a latern. The aussie grabbed an AR but I dont think got a shot off. Later the OP was looking for the creature in the daytime and found broken branches and stuff where the hing had passed through along with some weird markings on trees and stuff
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>>33473214
>even in their dreams, /k/ommandos can't stop being autistic
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>>33480219
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>>33424087
That one was good. First one in this thread to legit give me the goosebumps.
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>>33451109
Coyotes aren't weird anon
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>>33488523

That was a good one, and new to me; thanks.
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>>33488050
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