Ave Nex Alea

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>>33299475
War is the way of man

Man is the means of war

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>>33299696
Nex Alea allows us war

Our worship is our readiness


Ave nex alea

Saluto nex alea

Rev up those /k/ube folders, we'll be here for a while.

Glory be to the Murder Cube

some of the dumbest shit to come from this shithole

>>33301418
>>>/lgbt/

>>33300654
Where is the kube these days, anyways?

>>33299696
>War is the way of man
>way of man
Yes, of man.
The Kube represents peace!
Peace through superior firepower!
You heretics are not true followers, you twist its meaning for your own ends!

>>33302477
I think it was destroyed

>>33301418
Fuck off newfag
>>>/lgbt/

>>33302732
The /k/ube lives on, material or not

Ave nex alea

>>33301418
Your not wrong but people will still call you names on the Internet

>>33303120
It does, it lives on in the heart of every /k/ommando, when we retake Rhodesia and capture Sealand that is when we will begin forming a yuge one to create a new form for the destroyed one.

>>33301418
>>>/lgbt/

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>>33300179
It's better with Her saint, saint Zergface
AVE NEX ALEA
SALUTO NEX ALEA

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>>33303657
>Zergface
h'of coursh

>>33299475
It sure beats putting Jedi on my information.

If I like to rebuild cut up parts kits back into functional guns does it count as performing ressurrections?

Can I begin referring to myself as a /k/ubist necromancer?

>>33301418

This is nowhere near the dumbest shit to come from this shithole, not even remotely.

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>>33299475
>>33299696
My camera sucks.
Lighting was also not good, but maybe I'll take more pics.

tl;dr
I now have my own effigy of the Muder/k/ube.

>>33307152
I need those files Komrade

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>>33307859
i think i remember the link being posted a few times waaay back
i found it again in the heinessen archives, but that's gone (it's been some time for me and browsing /k/ again, actually)

i'll dig around and see if i can find it somewhere

>>33307859
4EF359FF55471890F60624F4854E9EBB62F92723

>>33302477
i think it's now permanently in the Edmonton museum
no more touring, i read

http://www.gunsculpture.com

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>>33299475
BELLIUM AETERNUM.

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HOLY SHIT IT HAS A DOOR

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Uhh...

>>33312183
Yeah, some libtards went into translate and fucked with the translations. You can help by joining the translation team, it's free and takes minutes. Hell, it should be a /k/ommando OP to take back our symbol

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>>33312181
So basically we're worshiping a parody of the Kaaba?

>>33312217
>2a supporters find faith in Islamic tradition
>Faith comes from artifact built by liberals to mock them
>libtard heads explode as they fail to reconcile Islamaphobia with this development

Also I need to build a new shed in my backyard. Seriously considering replicating the Murder Cube.

>>33312183
>>33312202
As was pointed out some time back, the translation was originally supposed to mean "hail murder cube", which he fucked up and came out with "hail death dice" because reasons.

He came back to post that a better translation is "ave cubum necis" but nobody seems to care about grammar of a dead language on this site.

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Ave

>>33312202
No. It's both more funny and appropriate for it to be a bastardized mistranslation ala new vegas. Plus it just sounds better.

We all agreed on this years ago.

>>33310545
>MASON, WHAT DO THE NUMBERS MEAN

>>33312183
We're using the word for dice instead of cube or box. Just a mistake that stuck.
Should it be worked into the myth?

This sounds very interesting.

When do we get to make this an actual official religion and make it widespread and would it be possible for Christianity to be related in anyway with this so that the those that follow the Christianity can partake in this as well?

>>33312685
Oh fuck

>>33312685
The blasphemous heretic has returned

>>33312685
You got to be fucking kidding me

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>>33312685

>>33312351
Where to cop?

>>33312691
>>33312700
>>33312723
>>33312730
It isn't the real antman, he's just namefagging

>>33312982
test 1

>>33313126
test 2

>>33312982
>>33313126
>>33313129
when will they all learn?

>>33299475
glory to the /k/ube and kek
also i remember helping write a google doc for a scripture anyone got link

>>33299475
When do we steal it and build a temple for it?
Also anyone have screen caps of the green texts anons wrote about /k/I've space ships?

>>33313746
*/k/ube
Fuck auto correct

>>33313132
There are people on the internet RIGHT NOW who are younger than this site.

>>33312106
>Hi-Point intentionally left out of the illustration
what did they mean by this?

>>33302510

Are we experiencing our first Great Schism? What do we call the factions?

>>33314341
>first Great Schism

.....ahahahahahahahahahahahaa, there's already been at least one over the pronunciation of the holy words.

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>>33299475
>>33313746
>When do we steal it and build a temple for it?
This has got me thinking.
Some time, in the future, the museum may not want to exhibit the /k/ube to the public anymore, for whatever reason.

They may decide to donate it.
They may decide to sell it.
They may decide to scrap it, throw it away.


We must be watchful of our /k/ube, fellow /k/ubists, until it is in safe hands (of a /k/ommando).

>>33312351
tfw no 3d printer....and no knowledge to use it if i did...

>>33312351
pls gib

>>33312237
I care, anon :3

>>33301418
weak

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>>33299475
is the /k/ube in a pantheon of sorts with Kek?

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>>33312351
>>33312939
>>33316228
there's this one:
https://www.shapeways.com/product/VCP9CJGX4/kube-1-5-inch?optionId=43121044

but it's small and shapeways charges a lot


if i could find the old version of the render, i *could* print some (for a price)

>>33317723
I would think The Kube can be a part of the same pantheon, but is a separate entity. Though, since Kek is a chaos god, and The Kube is the god of warfare, I imagine they're closely related.

>>33318696
That's the one I've been using. I asked the guy to upload the stl files, you can download them for free.

>>33314331
Gee, I don't know perhaps the fact that the Hi-Point is a converted pistol maybe?

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>>33317723
I believe that there is only one true /k/ube.

All other entities are lesser beings or possible deities that exist to serve the /k/ube. This works like the concept of sainthood in Christianity, I suppose.
For instance, there was a thread and a following for the goddess Bastet on /k/ years back.

pic related

>>33319557
which might also be fitting considering Kek is also from Egyptian mythos

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kek_(mythology)

>>33301418
If it wasn't for the /k/ubists, there would be nothing to stand against Kek spreading his froggy dominion over all of 4chan.

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>>33319557
I want to copulate with the goddess Bastet in the name of the /k/ube.
May my muse never die and /k/reativity never cease.

Ave Nex Alea

>>33301418
I'll take the cozy memes that spawned out of 2013-2014 over the bullshit we've gotten since then.

>>33316130
i dont even want to think about what the autist that manages to get the /k/ube will even do with it.

>>33322189
2fur4me

>>33322107
It will involve fictional species toys, colorful mascot suits, grease and seeds.

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>>33322107
>>33322290
>grease
Will the holder of the /k/ube anoint himself in cosmoline?

>>33318768
>you can download them
where?
i just want the one with the /k/ on top

>>33303167
It's like a strange amalgamation of islam, the borg, and 4chan... Everything that is not 4chan will become 4chan by means of war.

This is going to be fun!

>>33323393
Lol guess he took it down

>>33306009
Ne/k/roguncer! Praise be! Any updates on your builds, Breeki?

>>33312181
you didnt know its a porta-potty?

>>33314341
Faggots.

Are you new or something?

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>>33307152
>>33312351
>>33318696
Dammit, man. You just gave me an awesome idea. While I won't be able to recreate the whole glory of our holy /k/ube, I think this could work as a shrine. Oh fuck, if I actually get this done it'll be awesome. The question is just how big am I going to build it and how many calibers I can get my hands on.

>>33317723
V8! V8! I think that /k/ube, kek and Mad Maxy moto-Valhalla would make a great pantheon. Maybe toss Gork and Mork in there 'cause I'm a wargamerfag.

>>33312181
But only an anoited priest can enter

>>33312673

we could argue that using the word for 'dice' represents the randomness and chaos of war or your spread of fire being determined by the will of the /k/ube.

>>33325835
A good way to look at it, brother. Also, does the /k/ube support wargaming? If so, it's even more applicable.

>>33323788
aw fug

welp, does no one have it saved?

>>33327497
I do ;^)

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>>33299475
>>33299696
>setting your bullets on fire

>>33301418
>>>/lgbt/

>>33301418
Go be a faggot somewhere else.

>>33327547
>firing fire-bullets while you fire bullets
the die has been cast
nigga, that's /k/ as fuck

>>33312181
confess your sins to the /k/ube

>>33302510
>religion of peace
remove yourself, kebabnik

>>33329489
Reminds me of that one Cards Against Humanity game I played.
"In a future ravaged by -World peace- , our only solace is -Friendly Fire-."
Pretty /k/ube if you ask me.

>>33301418
>>>/lgbt/

>>33301418
HERESY

>>33306734
Sadly, this is very ture.

>>33312638
83392765877722610000

>>33306734
>nugget bolt in pooper
>poop sock guy
>gut that shot clean through his own nutsack

have i been away too long, /k/?

>>33333333

I need a patch of the cube.

>>33333428
i hope a murder/k/ube thread get's >>44444444
or even >>66666666