/k/ I found this little boy abandoned in a shopping centre (he

DON'T HURT HIM YOU FUCK

name him Hitler the Kike Killer

name hime KeK

>>33290233
Kubby
Vining
Schwarzkopf
Pershing
Slim

>>33290233
How bout Tovarisch?

>>33290247
>>33290286
Provided no other names that are better show up its a tough battle between these.

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>>33290233
Name him Georges.

>not feral

its someones pet you thief fuck

Mak (shortened Makarov)

>>33290309
He isnt old enough to be weaned. He can't be more than 4 weeks. No this poor guy was abandoned. This happens a lot in Africa and no one else there was willing to look after him.

>>33290311
I LOVE THIS

>>33290233
Rhodie

Name him Mauser. (sounds like mouser) kek

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Door Gunner

>>33290233
Oscar

Kalashnikov

>>33290233
idk a name, but /k/ should refer to any cat as a "meow device"

Chairman Meow

>>33290233
Since you posted a Tok with him, Tokarev.
Rev or Tok, for brevity.

>>33290233
does it matter? cats dont recognize their name. its a cat, not a dog. call him faggot so you and him both have the same name

>>33290311
>>33290452
Seconding Mak or Tok

>>33290233
Name him "Not /k/ Related."
>>>/an/
Not that it matters, rapid catfags will throw a fit with toxoplasmosis rotting their brains.

>>33290501
*rabid

>>33290233
THU'GRAR THE EVISCERATOR

Moot the faggot cat

>>33290501
shut the heck up

>>33290489
A motion to name the adorable kitten Mak or Tok is on the floor. All in Favor say Aye.

>>33290233
Thought you were talking about the Tokarev for a minute

>>33290546
Aye
>for Tok

>>33290546

Aye

Also fluffy destroyer of worlds

>>33290546

Definitely mak

>>33290233
SKOR'KOTH THE BRUTALIZER

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>>33290561
>>33290546
>>33290555
I have named him Mikhail after the brilliant inventor. Mikey for short.

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I vote for Mak, as it sounds like Mac, which is a normal name. If you name him Tok, it sounds like "Toke" and people might think you're a stoner piece of shit

>>33290233
Catsewitz

>>33290590
GOL'SIN THE UNBREAKABLE

>>33290590
>Mikey for short
Misha was Kalashnikov's nickname.

>>33290590
>brilliant inventor
>literally just ripped off other, better inventors

Pls

>>33290609
Listen m80 he still produced an amazing rifle. There are design influences from various weapons yes but to combine them in the platform like he did and to make it so reliable simple and usable takes skill. So shut up

>>33290233
Adolf Kitler

>>33290590
Gj

>>33290646
Kek.

PzIV
Or Panzy for short

>>33290233
Name it Khat, like the Somalian refugee it is

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>>33290590
>>33290601
Mikhail - Misha

>Approved by Putin

>>33290719
Ok his short name is Misha

>>33290233
>>33290590
He's clearly not ready for ground combat. Build him a nice sniper perch.

>>33290628
No hes shit and his gun is good but the fanbase is shit too

>>33290313
You South African?

>>33290590
Well, anon, you're gonna have to get him big and strong, give us constant updates on the battle buddy Mikhail.

He looks a lot like my little battle buddy, Skooma.

>>33290808
tell us of skooma. does he or could he inspire you to go farther?

>>33290313
Name him Rhodesia

>>33290546
Aye for Mak

>>33290233
Izzy, short for Izhevsk

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>>33290819
Skooma is love, Skooma is life.

>>33290841
Skooma is a good pupper.

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>>33290880
I think my parrot has autism

>>33290888
Blep is nornnal. Carry on.

>>33290233
Bane of the ATF

or just Bane

>>33290233
Rhodes maybe? I had a cat named Patton. He took a giant liquid shit on my keyboard.

>>33290233

My /k/ats name is makarov.

Here he is

https://youtu.be/gRrjAtj_u0w
https://youtu.be/uwGDOtI5vOY

>>33290233

CatMac

Good on you OP. Possible names:

Nemesis

Mars

Strelok

Now git him his shots!

>>33291177
That second video
>Do it, faggot
>You ain't got the fucking stones

>>33290233
Name it Spare Strings, kinda like Dog Meat

In for Scaramanga

>>33290233
At first I thought you were saying you found the Tokarev abandoned somewhere.

>>33290233
Kitler

>>33290801
Extremely

>>33290841
Ill post another thread about him in a few weeks

>>33290233
Name him Carolus.

>>33290331
I second this

>>33290233
Bismarck. Dubs confirm.

>>33290313
We have a lot of you guys come into my state to work the farms during the warm months.

Why do you guys wear such short shorts?

>>33290233
Call him commissar and give him tokarev

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>>33291177
>click
What the hell is wrong with you?

Name him Rommels

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>>33290590
>tfw Misha has been dead for three years now

>>33290341
Second

>>33293177
Checked. Bismarck confirmed

I had a kot named Stendarr, from the god in the Elder Scrolls
but I just called him Sten most of the time so my buddies thought I named him after the gun.

Fuck. It's been five years...

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>>33290233

>>33293278
>had
Rip kitter

>>33291177
>opa opa marakov!
>where is the money
>you grabbed my money bitch
>*click*
proceeds to do funny noises

кpaзи pycкий

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>>33290888
A lot of cats do that.

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>>33290456
Untrue
>See? He looked just for (you).

>>33290546
Aye for Mak

>>33290233
Ginger, which is an anagram of something else.

>>33293383

>stop fucking taking a pic of me when i go into the bushes to poop

whats his name anon? he looks pissed

>>33290341
Is it possible to frown when you're hovering 300 feet off the ground and blasting gooks with a door mounted M60?

I vote no.

>>33290313
Name him Eugene :^)

>>33290233
I have a /k/at that i named Ambush, it seemd appropriate for its species and for coolness, i also considered Shrapnel.

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>>33291177

>>33290912
Why does he eat the rats?

>>33295753
lotta loyalty for a rented cat

>>33290233
SPIKE

>>33290233
Cosmoline

>>33290592
as a "stoner piece of shit" thats a great name and my next pet's name will be toke

>>33290888
thats a cat not a parrot

>>33290501
>catfish have rotting brains
>can't spell rabid

Sure thing m80.

>>33290427
Nate ?

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>Only one correct answer
FAL

>>33290233
name him simo after the white death

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>>33290331
third

>>33290233
>naming your gun
autistic as fuck m8

>>33295795
Or maybe he's wondering why someone would adopt a cat before checking their pedigree.

>>33290233
General Sterling Price

>>33296293
its a pretty popular name autismo. When me and my roomies found a stray cat we thought of naming it chairman meow cuz one of guys was history major and was obsessed with chinese history.

>>33290233
Browning

>>33296353
>need source 3.png
It's Spazkid.

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>>33294510
Name is Link. Could be /k/ related, its a stretch.

>inb4 Belt-Fed

>>33296452
Where? Can't find it anywhere :c

At least the name of the girl or something lol pls I beg you

>>33296526
r u dum

>>33296563
yes

yeah but I reverse image searched and the only thing I could find were people looking for the source too

>>33290331
4th>>33290340

J'zargo

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>>33290233
Looter.

That way if he every runs away, you can just shout that out and point at your focus of hatred (not hard to guess knowing SA/4chan)

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>>33290233

Looks like your cat has an "M" on its forehead.

>>33290233
Hi SAO, you're still a permab& faggot, even with the new name. Also, give the cat back Tyrone.

Catalack

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>>33290233
Simon

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Simon_(cat)

Name it puddems since it's orange.

how cool is your /k/at /k/?

mine scares off dogs, weighs 20 pounds and catches bunnies.

>>33290233
Simo

>>33290313
>Africa
I take back Simo, name him Cecil

>>33297581
mine catches mice, birds, squirrels, rabbits.. even caught a little rat once... who knows where he found it but.. what a god.

>>33290309
I don't know where you're from but around cities there are feral, wild born, cats every where.
Just grab any street cat you like.

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>>33297641
Mine is similar, god damn little guy was out on this planet for one purpose which was to Kill

In addition to the usual, birds mice... etc I have seen him try to take down A wild Turkey, and a baby deer, Fuck I'm going to miss the shit out of my little nigga when he's gone

>>33290827
Reroll. He is now the Rhodesian Lion of the Afrikorps.

>>33297498
That's a neet story anon, thank you for that read, I love cats.

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Sheba.

>>33297581
Mines a fat faggot that's scared to go outside. Also likes to hide under my bed where I can't reach her and snores and makes grunting noises all night.

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>>33297581
She loves people and will play with me for hours.

>>33297581
Mine works in HR.

>>33290452
OR Fedor.
Sounds kinda nice.
Or Siminov, or Klobanov (that's the dude who made that Russian Space Magic gun, right?)
Or Borchardt. Or Schmeisser.

>>33298343
Kek.
Now go fix your fucking tie and crack a keyboard over Wallys' head for me, will you?

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>>33298011
Looks just like mine when he was a babby

>>33299164
What a fat cat.
You should be ashamed to own a cat that fat.

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>>33299199
>ashamed to own a creature the size which God intended it to be
Any cat below 18 pounds is not a fucking cat

>>33290233
>isn't feral

All cats are feral, have it destroyed before you get brain worms

>>33299164

That's not a cat, that's a Goddamn moose

>>33298713
was that a Wanted reference?

>>33290233
Name him Rhodes.

>naming animals

never got into it honestly. I just called my cat "cat" and dog "dog" unless I felt the need to practice my german on him.

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>>33294510
Here is his brother-in-claws, Zulu. Undisputed King of The Neighborhood, earned another Purple Heart in this year's Gopher War.

>>33290233
Mauser

>>33290233
Mikhail KalashniKitty
Or Sergei Meowsin.

>>33290501
Battle buddies are /k/. Period.

>>33293383
Wow, your cat is defying gravity.

>>33290233
post more cat pics

>>33297431
The fuck are you talking about anon? Also cat was abandoned

>>33290792
As a human being he may have been shit. And I agree the fan base is cancer. Good combat rifle but I'd pick an ar or a galil over a traditional Ak weapon any day

>>33293191
It's an Afrikaaner thing. It's pretty much a meme here. I'm English so I don't fall in with the whole "kort broeke" (shorts) thing

>>33299775
No, dilbert.

>>33296364
If I snipped your claws would you die?

>>33290233
Egg

>>33296452
Yeah I guessed that, the issue is that I can't find the picture in particular nor do I know where to look

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>>33291177
What is this.

>>33290313
Ian Smith
or
Cecil Rhodes

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>>33297581
Mine can run pretty fast but he likes to get muddy a lot.

>>33290233
Pinochet

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>>33297581
Mine sexually harasses me and has killed anything that isn't bigger than her and that thing would have to be big

>>33290331
this

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Posting my Wilhelm ITT.

>>33290456
Wrong. My cat Revan knew his name and came to it when called. Then again he was basically a dog from growing up around 3. I got the coyotes back though.

>>33290233
name him Vepper (like VEPR)

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>>33297581
Mine tackled a full-grown deer, has killed 2 adult pitbulls and an entire family of raccoons, and bit the mailman (who deserved it).

Standard domestic shorthair, around 12lbs.

Have my fat cat snoring.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RGI3TY6Mme0&feature=youtu.be

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>>33290233
Oh god thank you for finding that gun, if it went feral it would have went to a elementary school and shot the place up. because guns kill people after all.

>>33290402
Hemingway called his cats "purr machines."

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>>33300411
A cute!