So I have created a 5 foot, shoulder fired, potato gun, with a barbecue sparker trigger, and have decided to shoot strictly dildos out of it. Just the biggest, veiniest, floppiest dongs I can find.
What does the hivemind think?
wouldnt smooth dildoes be more aerodynamic? also look into double ended dildoes
>>33287611
I beg to differ, this is definitely a weapon.
... a weapon of mass dickstruction.
>>33287621
Are you telling me a gun that shoots dragon dildos isn't /k/ enough for you?
>>33287611
I think you'd better take it to every public range you have access to.
>>33287611
Have you tried shooting it straight up your ass yet?
>>33287611
I assume you're using a sabot of some kind?
>>33287658
this.
>>33287611
Reinforce it with truckbed liner and fiberglass, then use black powder instead of butane. Do it for the /k/ube,
>>33287676
just a handkerchief wrapped around it.
I used to use handkerchiefs fill with rocks like grape shot when I was a kid.
But now I'm 22 and clearly have a psychological disorder so I use them to shoot dicks.
>>33287684
>Reinforce it with truckbed liner and fiberglass, then use black powder instead of butane.
>>33287611
any pics of it?
>>33287684
Dude this would definitely kill you.
This would be a dick-filled bomb.
>no pictures
>>33287684
....considering its using a conventional ignition source... and no one makes a potato gun that's under .50cal.... is this... a DD?
>>33287611
see what exactly the dildos can penetrate ;)
>inb4 APFS-DS dildo
>>33287684
why not just make it out of steel pipe at that point
>>33289107
armor penetrating dongs, i like it.
>>33289227
That's a pipe bomb
>>33287776
As long as it's muzzle loading and black powder the caliber is irrelevant, according to the ATF it's not a firearm.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Destructive_device
>Muzzle-loading guns are not considered firearms in the US and do not fall under the regulations of the NFA. However, their projectiles may still be subject to NFA regulation. For instance, a person may manufacture, possess and fire a black powder, muzzle-loading cannon of any bore diameter, but may not fire explosive shells from that cannon, as the explosive shell is itself defined as a destructive device.
>>33287611
faggots git out RRRRREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEeeee
>>33287638
>weapon of ass destruction
Use a decent lube for extra power.
>>33290450
>mah' Digga
>>33287676
50mm Arse Penetrating Vein Stablized Discarded Sabot rounds (APVSDS)
Call DARPA.
>>33287639
>>33287611
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>>33290458
you're not allowed to post if you're under 18