Spear Chucker General?

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She's been watching him chuck spears for nearly an hour now

Go and shoot him to impress her

Also nice blog post

>>33151121
I thought were we're talking a different kinda spearchucker

>>33151121
>>33151132
get out there and challenge him, prove to the female you would make a better mate to breed with.

>>33151121
>has a grill
>shows his manliness by enacting an ancient war art for his grill
I like him

Battle him with a shepherds sling

>>33151121
>>33151132

Looks like a cool guy, showing his mate how proficient he is at hunting, this is Primal Kino

>>33151121
>not going after him with your superior atlatl to win the girl

>>33151170
I doubt most people even know what that means.

You know one of the black guys in M*A*S*H was "Spearchucker Jones"? Try and write that name in TV today and see what happens.

>>33151121
>Obviously lives in city
You're a beta cuck anyways, so he'd probably just spear you with his alpha dick

>>33151263
MASH was actually funny, current tv is not funny.

>>33151132
>She's been watching him chuck spears for nearly an hour now

And so have you. Are you impressed?

>>33151263
Well wasn't his character like the javelin thrower at his highschool? Or like the quarterback. Anyways M*A*S*H* was only good until Henry dies then Alan Alda made the show too fucking preachy

At least he's going out and has a gf, unlike you.

Looks like she's recording it. Go tell her to post it here.

Me no like spear
Too hard to hit buffalo
me use atl-atl design from Eug Stoneman

>>33151577
>current sky cycle
>not using grock perfection
Laughing bone shamans

>>33151577
Implying atlatls aren't a Desert Knap design. They're clearly bullpup spears.

>>33151577
Atl-atl shit where eat and no have stopping power, if you want kill berrypickers get big rock

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>>33151535
>everytime the opening credits say "written by alan alda"

>>33151629
>grock
>implying me homosex

>>33151638
It's such a shame because early seasons have a great balance between good hearted fun and serious business that drives home the idea that comedy is how these guys deal with the horrors of war. Then Alda shoves his big nose in it and says "how do we make people really understand this is about Vietnam?" Just kills the later seasons. Plus Henry was the best character :^(

>>33151121
>>33151132
If you don't go fight him you're a fucking pussy.

>>33151577
Atl-atl have no rocking power. Too thin. Only berry picker not know how throw spear. One spear, Buffalo down. No need 4 like atl-atl.

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He's still there... chucking his spear.

Is he preparing for a school spearing?

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>>33151811
wrong pic

>>33151824
Stop being an autist and go talk to him. Tell him /k/ wants an AMA

>>33151867
no u

>>33151239
This. Atlatl is the superior spear thrower.

>>33151121
1.This isn't >>>/b/
2.Try to contain the autism to your own personal life

>>33151121
go out there and start grunting at him and prepare for spear combat

or start playing rap and mumble

OP are you mad that you can't practice shooting in your front yard?

Look like berrypicker OP is intimidated by strong hunter.

Look at him hide in his hut as he watches from afar.

>>33152432
Spears are weapons. This is a demonstration of an ancient weapon in modern day suburbia. Maybe he's training to take on the feral ally cats encroaching on his territory.

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>>33151172

This desu.

Demonstrate your crotch musk is more potent than his.

>>33151867
>Tell him /k/ wants an AMA
^This. Tell the spearfag to mate with his female and then get on /k/.

>>33151577
me am prefer sling
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7YcL3oTYKeQ

>>33151535
so much this

>>33151629
>Heat Grock to harden like spear >Grock explodes

>>33151577
Me am use Grock brand Grock. >>33153634
Lies. Pale face tribe make fake cave drawings. Sad!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S8ZBVK6UXYU

me use spear chuker 2.0 lightning ooglboogle

skip to 3 marks on sun dial for chucking.

>>33151121
I knew a guy in high school who would grab a stick and "sword fight" against a tree. He said he was training to use an actual sword. Not that the training did him any good, my friend who actually was into fencing challenged him to a stick fight and kicked his ass.

shout his name and when he looks at you while holding the spear in the "im gonna throw this" pose shoot him and get off scott free

t. edge lord

>>33151421
>OP so rekt he left 4chinz

>>33151811
lol are you sure youre not Kyle Broflowski, and you accidentally your older sister?

>>33153028
>Demonstrate your crotch musk is more potent than his.
laffed harder than I should have.

>>33151784
Look who member of fudd tribe. Only old man who near end of life days say that scared of strong new rocks.

>>33153214
slings are fun af desu

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Goddammit /k/ you are retarded.
There was a thread earlier about a girl saying she was in her yard with her boyfriend who was throwing spears. She also said their autistic neighbor was watching them and she was afraid of him because he would walk around naked at night in his house pretending to be an operator (that, /k/iddies, is Mr. OP here).
>you just got b8ed faggots

>>33154961
who cares? we had fun larping as cavemen. And now I want a spear.

>>33151121
>is chucking spears in his yard trying to impress his girlfriend.
so what you're telling me is i need to buy spears to get a gf?

>>33155006
Nice damage control. Just make a /k/ thread in 2017 BC

>>33151577
Why you need atl-atl? When Founding Chiefs write great document they only have throwing spear. They no have atl-atl.

Think of children!

>>33153934
Sitting here feeding my daughter and now trying not to laugh too hard.

>>33151121
>has gf
>chucking spears in yard
>gf doesn't leave him

she's a keeper bro.

>>33154961
That's a lot of work for a joke only one person got.

>>33151205
Yeah, he seems pretty interesting. OP, go talk to him sometime and you might find a new cool friend.

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I love this other side of the story thread.

I love how /k/ turned on OP and is now hailing the based alpha spear throwing neighbor.

Love you all famalam.

>>33151535
>M*A*S*H* was only good until Henry dies then Alan Alda
>implying

Any episode with David Ogden Stiers is automatically superior to any episode with Larry Linville.

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>>33155006

>>33156623
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ou5xwFhQnEw

>>33151263
Jesus, spoiler alert

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>>33151172
This
>>33151121
>>33151132
Stop watching cartoon porn and go challenge him.

>>33151293
Maudlin and sappy != funny.

>>33156607
Looks weird seeing someone write Ogden online.

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>>33151121

>>33151170
This is was I thought also
>>33151263
And this is why. I wish someone would make another show as good as Mash but it won't happen.

>>33158302
Kek
>fat manchild rushes back to computer
>jealously blog posts about his neighbor via Taiwanese amateur porn sketch forum
>opens new tab to Cold Steel's website to see about acquiring spears
>prays Lynn Thompson has posted led ninja spear videos so he can try to out-do his neighbor
>"I'll show them..."

>>33156623
Me on acid

>>33151121

2 neckbeards dressed in kilts were practicing with foam swords and foam shields in the grassy area next to the front office at this apartment complex last week

all the grunts hooahs whatever were ridiculous

>>33155063
>"who cares" is now damage control, its 2017
this site is for 18+

>>33151535
He was a pro player (Eagles in the book, 49ers in the movie) with a cannon of an arm who also happened to be a drafted neurosurgeon, so they got him transferred to the 4077th as a ringer for their football game.

>Houlihan leading the cheer of "69 is divine! 69 is divine!"

>>33151681
Col Potter was great too, though. A career military man almost completely out of fucks.

>>33151239
Seriously this

>>33151263
I thought he only appeared in the books and in the movie.

>>33151239
>>33152423
>light ass atlatl
>beating spear almost three times its weight and girth
>b-but Muh flat trajectory!
>I'll kill him before he even sees me!
Stay. Fucking. Berry. Picking.

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>>33151170
This

>>33151121

Sounds /k/ as fuck.

Go make friends

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>>33151910
waited all day to post this famalam

Where's the other thread?

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Wasn't there someone yesterday that said thier boyfriend was practicing throwing spears?