Most embarrassing moment at a gun range?

>>33004668
I would have attempted to move the target to my brain stem and hope one of the shots landed

Penis inspection day :(

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>>33004668
Well my shit is clean. But as a rifle coach in the USMC seen some wacky shit on the firing line.

1. Seen at least 5 guys scope themselves
2. Seen a pog girl fire her weapon out of her shoulder then drop rifle and runaway crying
3. Seen a guy get hot brass down his neck, hop up and almost got shot (I grabbed him)
4. Just explaining the simplest shit to people who are trained Marksman. If you're a fucking SSgt I shouldn't have to tell you about windage
5. Catching recruits on Edson Range trying to change scores so they didn't UNQ

That's why we made them duck walk while picking up brass and m249 links.

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Many years ago I plugged the tulip muzzle brake on my gen 1 MSAR STG556 trying to be tacticlol and turned that tulip brake in to string cheese.

Recent stuff would be more like:
Trying to run a modified version of Frank Proctors 525 drill thinking the worse I could score was 20, then earning a best of 14, fml.

>>33004752
I've scoped myself when I've been on range week before. They had issued out my rifle as a stock weapon and whoever used it moved my RCO way back and I didn't notice until I got out to the 500 so I just dealt with it because I wasn't about to change anything while I was shooting well.

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Not "at a range" per se, but in the acres behind my house. Was shooting at a berm, using the driver side of the bed to shoot over the passenger side. Scope was off, and I put a few "speed holes" into my truck.

Was thinking I might add some more on the tailgate one day to make those guys with the bullet hole stickers shoot thier own shit.

>>33004668
>be weekly regular at range.
>more RSOs are chatty and cool with me
>bring semiguns friend one day.
>shoots deadpool inspired AR15 low and left into concrete wall somehow starts a fire.
>loads .380 into his 9mm and gets the range guys help, they quickly tell him he needs to stop shooting and go over some basics with him.
>spend 10 minuted talking to him only to find out he got everything he knows from batman and COD.
>RSOs now group me in with my retarded gun friend

i dont let the RSO shoot my desert eagle any more though.

>>33006806
Hi sootch

>>33006806
Now that's what I call stupid, and you're a tripfag.

Ahh give me one more bit of information about yourself to completely the holy trio.

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>be me at indoor range
>bring 9mm and 10mm pistols
>switch to the 10mm after an hour
>load mag, insert, ready, aim, fire
>hit target clip
>pistol doesnt cycle
>face gets hot
>i loaded 9mm into the 10mm mag
>round tumbled and definitely bounced around in the barrel
>range has strict $25 fine and end of shooting if you hit the clip
>unload, retract target
>walk up to RO and tell her I hit the clip.
>doesn't make eye contact
> reaches into pocket and gives me a new clip
>"no problem"
>follow RO's eyes
>three black couples with rented AK pistol in single lane whooping and acting like fools.
>mfw

decide to get the hell out of there. as im packing up i hear the RO finds out the group brought outside ammo and is using it in the rented AK. its steel case and steel core. big no no. as im leaving the feralist takes the AK out of the stall, sweeps me, the RO and his girl. as im driving out two deputy cruisers screech into the parking lot.

no damage to the 10mm

>Be me
>Taking LTC (Texas's version of LTC) shooting test with my grandma
>I'm 20 so I can't get it. I'm there for moral support and the instructor's cool with it.
>Grandfather passed away in October so she wants some protection.
>GoodForHer.jpg
>Come up to the line
>Instructor hands me a Jericho
>Shoot 250/250
>Feels good man.
>Grandma is next
>Give her some encouraging words as she steps up to the line.
>Suddenly my autism senses begin to tingle.
>Look to my right and see 4 Chinese teens walking in with a handler from the store.
>Hands over their earpro.
>O fuk
>Guy from the store parks them in the lane next to grandma.
>Opens case to reveal a Ruger MkIV
>Asks the kids who's first.
>The one bitch who speaks English translates to the others.
>Alpha male goes first. Instructor teaches him how to shoot.
>Instructor sets paper bullseye at 1 yard.
>"Fire when ready."
>Full female stance
>Looks away and fires
>First shot hits the fucking ceiling above the target
>Concrete dust everywhere
>Kid turns around to his friends behind him to boast
>Instructor has to grab the fucking gun so he doesn't muzzle half the line.
>Instructor tells the kid to sit down.

The rest didn't do great but no where near the first guy. Grandma passed the test btw.

>>33007147
indoor ranges are hell get out of there anon make the drive out to a real one.

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>>33007028
My hat is better than yours.

>Go to a local outdoor range for the first time
>Pay and wait for RSO to call range cold
>RSO finally calls range cold, walk up to bench to grab targets and staple gun
>RSO screams over intercom "STEP AWAY FROM THE FIRING LINE UNTIL I SAY YOU CAN ADVANCE!!"
>Shit, alright, step back and wait for him to stop huffing and puffing

That was my most embarrassing moment, really just because I didn't know that place's routine. Not like they had it posted anywhere.

>shootan at a public range
>going to leave
>three chicks renting a gun to shoot apparently for the first time
>solid 7s...
>they have no clue what to do and the guy at the desk says to ask the RO
>think about offering to help teach them to shoot
>I'm out of ammo and just signed out so I chicken out
>I just leave
they probably wanted to fuck...

>>33004668
>buy an sks (type 56 carbine)
>own mosin so i am familiar with how the rear sight works (so i think)
>pull rear sight all the way back for 100meter elevation
>10 rounds
>not a single hit at 100yrds
>ask range friend charlie who is a vietnam vet (i am 20 at the time)
>he takes one look at me and starts laughing
>"boy how long you owned that thing"
>bout 3 hours
>"guess youve never heard of a battle 300"
>wut
>"the rearmost notch is set for an average engagement distance of 300 meters. the second notch is 100"
>thanks charlie
>slaps me on the back and walks away

>>33007147
I forgot I did end up shooting a couple shots of 9mm out of my glock 22... I was getting pissed as fuck that I kept missing the steel and thought I had loaded too light to cycle...

>>33004668
I had to get an RO to help me load up my magazines.

>>33007211
I've done this exact same thing at 2 different ranges. If you cut your teeth at an indoor range with carriers, it's understandable why you wouldn't know you'd have to wait for the RO to give the all clear.

>take qt girlfriend to range
>give her thorough safety lecture
>ND into her thigh mid lecture

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I went to a local pistol competition and when I went to start shooting I noticed my front sight was gone.

>>33007754
ouch.. she break up with you? Or did you break up with her for not having working legs anymore?

>>33007789
At the end of the day we went our separate ways.

Only she was being pushed in a hospital bed.

>>33006016
>I plugged the tulip muzzle brake on my gen 1 MSAR STG556 trying to be tacticlol
What the hell were you trying to do? I don't understand.

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>>33006806
iktf

>>33004668

>buy shitty $20 ak-74 style break for my wasr
>take it to the range for the first time without really testing anything
>fire a round
>that's weird, there's no holes in the paper down range
>fire a few more
>what
>RO comes hollering at me telling me to pay attention because I've been slamming rounds into the dirt 5-10ft in front of me without noticing
>immediately stop shooting for the day

eh

>>33007754
>she had a loaded gun before you finished lecture

>>33007959
i think hes saying he ND'd into her thigh.

>>33007761
"Hey buddy, can I borrow your gun?"

>>33007977
Ohhhh lol, how'd he not get arrested

>>33007754
Fucking neck yourself my man.

>>33006806
>Inna farm
>Leaning on truck hood lining up rabbit down scope
>Bang
>epic ricochet
>Dent in truck hood
>Rabbit is fine

>>33004668
Most embarrassing thing that's ever happened to me was
>at a BPCR shoot
>shooting well at 100 and 200
>go to the 300yd silhouettes
>first shot drills the section of railroad track they set targets on
>every single 300yd target falls over forward
>20+ people turn and give me the stink eye

Now I've seen some pretty cringe shit though.
>multi-time incumbent sheriff on local club range
>practicing his holster draw
>fires one through the bottom of his holster despite it being a good Safariland and a pistol with a manual safety
>bullet ricochets off the concrete not half an inch in front of his right foot and drills his super expensive looking, full range bag that was set on a table slightly to his right
>he looks around, notices like 10 people saw it, and quickly packs up and leaves
Local sheriff's department shortly got banned from that range, although for a whole string of similar but unrelated fuckups. The private club had opened it up to the local LE as a measure of "good will" and they promptly set about being jackasses and trashing the place.

Another one:
>dudebro dude and his jailbait gf on the range
>girl was obviously uncomfortable with guns
>he's got her shooting this shitty little .22lr snubbie, after like an hour she seems to get into the groove
>moves her on to a hipoint carbine in 9mm
>she's still got her groove on, not shouldering it right (way out on her bicep, face nowhere near the stock), but whatever she's not launching shit over the berms
>he pulls out a fudd durrblaster lightweight boltgun in 7mag
>literally zero instruction
>way out on bicep, face a millimeter from ocular bell of scope
>people stop to watch the soon-to-be trainwreck
>BOOM
>screams and drops the rifle (on the concrete)
>blood fucking everywhere, her face is split open from the tip of her nose to her hairline, arm already starting to turn purple
Thanks to that dickbag I guarantee she'll never touch a gun again.

>>33008172
>>he pulls out a fudd durrblaster lightweight boltgun in 7mag
>>literally zero instruction
>>way out on bicep, face a millimeter from ocular bell of scope
>>people stop to watch the soon-to-be trainwreck
Why didn't anyone try to stop her.

>>33008214
Total elapsed time of about 10 seconds from handed to girl and trigger pulled.

Basically enough time to go "oh shi--dis gun be gud"

>>33008223
Man, what is with people who do that type of shit?
>dude let me give an inexperienced weak girl a firearm with massive recoil lmao

>>33008255
Dunno, but seems endemic of sports in general.
>oh hey son, I know you're new to shooting, here's a super lightweight youth 20ga with 2 light target loads and a magnum deer slug I didn't tell you about
>oh hey son, I know you're new to football and I literally just told you you didn't need one, but, CUP CHECK!
>oh hey son, I know you've had your driver's license for all of 3 months but I rented you a Mustang Cobra for Prom, not like there isn't a 100% chance you'll sneak a few drinks and try to show off with it!

>>33007211
i'm an rso on saturdays and i did this about 3 months after working there. everybody does it. the yelling is because you're either too far away or wearing ear pro, and also you tend to remember after you've been embarrassed. being all polite like "hey, man, gonna need you to keep behind the line" will often see behavior repeated until everybody sees you get red faced.

>what was your most embarrassing moment at a gun range?

Pin shoot at the range in PV Arizona, used a CZ 52, Cheap Czech AP/SMG ammo from J&G sales was blowing clean through the pins, and making huge sparky splashes on the range backstop.

I thought I was missing, and was doing mag dumps on each pin, in frustration.
After a couple of rounds (of pins) the owner of the range asked if I had anything else to shoot, since "that goddamn commie thing was fucking with the other shooters and fucking up the backstop".
I got my M1911A1 from the truck,and finished third of 22 shooters using absurdly expensive range ammo..

>>33008310
>>oh hey son, I know you're new to shooting, here's a super lightweight youth 20ga with 2 light target loads and a magnum deer slug I didn't tell you about
This is completely fine to do to boys over 12 though.

>>33007754
I ND'd in my girlfriend once. Biggest mistake of my life.

>>33004668
>just mounted scope on Sig 716 (piston .308)
>just showed up to range to shoot
>within 2 shots my scope is loose in the mount
>pack everything up and go home
>"that was quick, come back soon."- old breed marine RO
Fug.

>>33004668
>first time shooting with my buddy and his dad
>buddy's dad has payed for the range and we're able to play with the guy that owns the range's guns, including:
>auto .22lr target pistol
>.22lr revolver
>P08
>M1911
>some lever action
>big blacc powder .50
>we're shooting these with a few other people who have turned up for the novelty of shooting some guns (pistols are somewhat rare in New Zealand due to license requirements), and the guy who owns the range is teaching everyone basic gun safety and operation

>shooting the revolver
>it's now empty
>guy who owns range and guns comes over
>JUST POINT N SHOOT SON
n-no it's empty
>YEAH JUST AIM DOWN THERE AND SQUEEZE THE TRIGGER
>obvious at this point he is deaf as fuck
b-but...
>point and squeeze trigger to demonstrate
>he takes it out of my hands
>OH I DIDN'T REALIZE SORRY SONNY

>shooting luger
>JUST PULL THE ARM UP AND LET IT GO
>my autistic ass pulls the arm up and then gently allows it to fall back down
>N-NO DON'T DO THAT

>shooting lever action
>ch-ch
>fuck the cartridge didn't extract
>friend comes over
>OHHH YOU BROKE THE GUN LOL
n-no I did exactly what I was supposed to do
>guy comes over
>OH YEAH NO IT REALLY SHOULDN'T BE DOING THAT....
>can't tell if he's just trying to make me feel better about fucking up his gun

My first, and so far only, time at a gun range. Wish I could do it again desu but don't have the time or money as of yet

>>33008420
i usually ND on her back.

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>>33008485
>>OH YEAH NO IT REALLY SHOULDN'T BE DOING THAT....

>>33008477
they usually have tools.

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>>33007761

I fixed it.

>>33008533
check'd

Somehow a single 7N6 got into one of my AR mags. Turns out a barrel chambered in 5.56x45 doesn't like it when you try to chamber a 5.45x39.


That was really my only embarrassing moment. Took it to the range's gunsmith and he whacked it out. Took a good 5 minutes of hamming to do so.

>>33008172
>multi-time incumbent sheriff on local club range
I have a similar story, although I heard this through the grapevine instead of in person

>Chief of local PD is re-qualifying with his pistol
>Insists on carrying a .40 Glawk of some flavor despite all of his deputies carrying 9mm or .357 SIG
>Fails his qual without a single shot on target
>Gets pissed and leaves, leaving one of his deputies to pick up his pistol and other range shit
>Deputy unloads two mags full of .357 SIG
>Mentions this to chief, he states he thought you could shoot .357 SIG in a .40, continues to blame his equipment

This guy also showed up unannounced at a domestic disturbance that took place on the street he lived on. Everything was taken care of, they had a suspect in custody and were mopping up, when he suddenly appears running out of the pitch black night, waving his pistol in the air and dressed in nothing but his boxers and a radio.

>>33007228
you were so close to a nasty indoor range foursome

Okay so, unironically I owned a mac11. Cobray...I went to the range with my father who had never been. My father shows up with a hi point and while checking in continuously refers to it as "my nine". My gun keeps fucking itself. My dads keeps fucking itself. RO asks us to pick a rental or leave after we each have about 10 ftf. Cobray and Hipoint - matrimony of niggardry. Went back to the range with my series 70 and 75bd just to redeem myself.

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>>33010042

>>33004668
>I have experienced this twice
>I know what is the easiest pistol to field strip
>My Taurus P22
>Twice while at ranges I was shooting my P22
>Pull trigger and the slide flies forward around 20 feet
>have to call for RO and call a cease fire so I can go collect my slide

This is why I will never buy another Taurus. I also own a Taurus model 94 8 shot 22LR revolver. It has mechanical problems. At a certain spot on the cylinder, it doesn't advance and you have to manually cock the hammer single action style to advance the cylinder. It's a DA/SA revolver. Never again, Taurus.

>>33010134
It was so funny, too. "H-hey sir. Theyre just not gonna work...can we get you an M&P or somethin?"

>>33007859
Here, I don't even care, I openly admit my idiocy.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MEwD7m3w254

>Show up early to range for "Crab Leg Sunday"
>Get in line waiting to go into the clubhouse
>finally get to front of line after 45 minutes
>Old fudd member tells me new members have to wait until 6:30
>It's only 6
>Have to walk all the way past the line of people snickering at me
>Range falcons crapped all over my truck

>>33007859
>>33010237

Watch the barrel at 12-13 seconds then watch the debris when the next shot is fired. Also I think at the very end you can see the spaghetti brake.

>>33010237
is this a cringe thread

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>>33010339
>is the most embarrassing moments at a gun range thread a cringe thread
gee i dunno maybe

>>33008485
fuck yes, didnt know there were any other kiwis on /K, north or south island?

>be me 18
>freshly hasguns
>buy a range membership and an SKS
>go to zero it in at 100
>reload after a but but bolt carrier goes forward real slow and not quite into battery
>I'm still able to fire and the hammer strikes the firing pin a little soft
>instead of racking the bolt to eject the unfired round I smack it forward like a forward assist
>firing pin sets off primer and round goes off
>full force of recoil hits me in the palm of my hand
>blood everywhere
>make safe while dripping blood and start to pack up
>RO's laughing
>feels bad man

>>33006806
The scope wasn't "off", you didn't take into account height over bore. This wasn't a mechanical issue. this was a stupid issue.

>>33010339
>>33010360

It's def cringe and all good, it's from 6 years ago when me and my now dead friend thought we understood anything.

>>33004668
Was using a pack as a bag rest at the range and leaning into my ar15, somehow had my weight on it perfectly to bump fire 2 rounds fast enough that someone said "hiding a giggle switch in there?". Said no it was a bump fire and they're like suuuure ;)

>>33007211
was this in Stittsville?

>take my noguns father to the range
>teaching him to shoot
>father is onto his 3rd mag for my beretta
>already had to tell him to keep his finger off of the trigger about 8 times
>step back to take a look at the guy's silencer the two lanes over
>RO comes over cause it's slow for a chat
>RO says my father's grouping isn't too bad for being new, I didn't do half bad teaching him
>thank him when my father comes over
>'What is it dad?'
>'I hurt myself'
>'Oh shit, let me see!'
>Slide bite
>RO laughs out loud and goes to the group a few lanes over

>>33007302

M8

M8

Pls

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>>33010339
My holster was also a passive retention paddle FOBUS, and we were using the commands all wrong, don't need to say basically doing everything wrong.

We literally watched the magpul videos and built a course and just started shooting stupid runs.

It was a fun as shit time of my life and I'd do it all again in a heartbeat honestly, we were lords of our own world.

Pic is my best bud, he at a WWB 115 grn from his SR9 a few years ago, love him and miss 'em.

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>goto a new range today during lunch break since I ate a big breakfast
>get ID'd as always by the counter since I look like a little babby
>set my bag and rifle down on the bench and go stand by the clear line since range is still hot
>rso sits next to me and starts supervising me the entire time
>I'm probably older than the nig nog by a couple years too, but he keeps circling around my bench telling me not to do this or that
>take my aimpoint off a couple times to see the larue mount holds zero and the dindu goes ballistic about how there is a rule against rifle maintenance
>range had 8 lanes full + a group of obvious beginners that were flagging the people next to them, but he kept sticking next to me despite not doing anything wrong
>ask him if he can fuck off a bit after he kept referring me as kid
>get kicked out of the range while some old fudd scuffs and me and says shouldn't you be in school right now
>get back to work and take it out on my secretary since she fucked up the funding report again
>feel bad so I buy her the energy drink she always gets and go home
I wish I didn't look like a teenager
>tfw my brothers who are 7 years younger look older than I do

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>>33007754
Shamefurr dispray.

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>>33010237

>cringiest shit ever uploaded to the internet

>>33010586
ate*

But really he actually put it to his temple. It ended up angled up a little, the round penetrated the cranium and stopped after it shattered the other side of the cranium. At the time I was too emotionally compromised to ask the coroner anything in addition - and that would have been tasteless too.

>>33010640
Man that's harsh
See: >>33010586
It was 2010 ish and we were living it up, fucks be damned.

>>33010237
That still doesn't explain why you plugged your muzzle device.

>>33009033
Fuckin Lahey, man.

>>33008500
I ND'd in my GFs face once, and she ND'd on my dick. Not gonna lie, things have been worse in my life.

>>33010689
Did you not see where the muzzle clearly dips into the dirt?

>>33010689
at 12 seconds you see the muzzle plunge into the dirt as I break a cardinal tenant, a fundamental that I just didn't consider and was not made aware of back then. Basically it was a big avoidable mistake that an overly enthusiastic, under-trained kind of type like me made on camera.

>>33010734
Nope. I thought you did it deliberately.

>>33010042
Weird, I've heard that despite HiPoints using shitty materials and being unergonomic and shit, they're generally reliable.

>>33004668

>acquire nugget
>go to range
>load ammo
>push bolt forward
BANG.gif
>gun went off before I even locked the bolt
>pointed in safe direction, nobody hurt, but embarrassing
>previous owner polished the trigger sear a bit too much and the cocking knob would slip off and slam forward

>>33007272
How the fuck do you do this ever let alone on more than one occasion? And being a reloader makes it worse. That apparent lack of attention to detail is dangerous

>>33010684

Hey, I totally understand the whole "own world" thing. I miss those days for sure, but you can't expect no backlash for posting tacticool vids.

Sorry about your friend, m8.

>>33010749
I'm the Brake wrecking idiot and >>33010734
isn't me he's just clarifying - and he's right.

No I didn't deliberately jam the muzzle of my gun in to wet snowy sand. Something not covered by the internet very often is the position of the muzzle in relation the the sling point type during various body positions or stances and that relationship to your actual environment - the context. .

6 years ago, when this all happened, I didn't even consider this stuff, to this day I don't have a complete or even good understanding of vulnerability scenarios with rifle slings and positions.

>>33004668
>>33004668
probably watching people my age go about their business of being fucktarded. im embarrassed by millenials and their retardation

>>33010825
Nope I deserve the flak, I shouldn't have gotten touchy

Appreciate it /k/omrade

>>33007228
I do this all the time at stores and ranges. Not even just women, but people who would obviously benefit from alittle instruction and the people who's job it is to offer it are not doing so. I always chicken out

>>33010286
>>>/tv/

>>33007252
Russians continue to do this and it makes no godam sense

>>33010573
Man it was my first time and those magazine springs are harder to compress than they look.

>>33010895
I have literally never experienced this.

>few years ago me and my gunbro go to Arfcom roasted nuts shoot in northern WI.
>Guy there has f/a uzi, and is letting ppl shoot it w/ their own ammo.
>Get to my turn. Rack it and look.
>oh shit... bolt is open
>try to close it.
>everyone around is like "nonono"
>even my gunbro is kinda like wtf
>probably dumped that mag with a red shame face

And then there's this gem:

>be me and same gunbro at the range
>take his noguns lil brother to shoot with us
>having a pretty good day, not many people at the range either.
>we decide to show lil bro thumb through the belt loop rapid fire with my AR and his AK before we leave (this is a public range with no RSO or anything)
>dump the mags, laughing, Aww that was fun. We'll time to leave.
>pack up, toss targets etc...
>as were loading the truck the dnr officer from the state park about a mile away comes flying into the parking lot.
>uhboY
> so boys, let's see your stamos for full autos.
>long awkward explanations, he bitches at us about backstops, brass and whatever else he can think of.
>we end up picking up brass for like 5 minutes like little babbys while he lords over us, obviously getting a powerboner.
Yep. Don't do that no more. And I kinda see some of his points, but I still think he was just a fat angry douche. Ffs, the hmongs used to go to the range regularly and take every last piece of brass to recycle it. But it was very embarrassing.

>>33007754
>ND in gf
>still not a daddy

you lucked out to be honest

>>33008352
>Cheap Czech AP/SMG ammo
where can I get myself some of that?

>>33010710
He's on the liquor again.

>>33008383
It isn't okay to do to anyone ever. You never intentionally mislead or misinform anyone about something dangerous they are about to do. Fucking stupid

>>33004668

>at range orientation
>instructor says you can't fire AP except for m855
>some sperg who brought his gun raises his hand
>ackshully m855 can pierce a helmet at 600 yard
>instructor says m855 is fine because it wont completly go through the backstop
>sperg asks if he can shoot m2 ball because m2 ball can go through an oak tree or someshit
>instructor says he can shoot at the high power range outside with his garand
>sperg asks if it's an official nra sanctioned high power range
>instructor says no since the max range in the indoor range is 100 yards
>instructor continues orientation
>keep your gun pointed down range at all tmes
>some old lady asks what constitutes down range
>instructor says the back strap of your handgun or buttstock of your riflle/shotgun is facing the wall behind you and the muzzle is facing your target
>take tour of the range
>the ceiling was on fire
>take safety quiz
>pass it
>get id card
>shoot innawoods instead of the indoor range


Indoor ranges were a mistake

>>33010640
No way. Have you even been on youtube?

>>33010385
>Kekd heartily

>Be me, about 10
>been shooting since I was 6
>my dad got me a co2 BB gun
>take it to the range because why the fuck not
>be shooting for like 5 mins
>RSO lols at me, instructs me not to shoot my eye out
>literally seconds later I hit part of the hanger, bb bounces straight back and pops me on the forehead
>old scruffy RSO almost keels over laughing
>blood running down my face, I start crying
>he tells me to be a man, still laughing he brings me back into the rental counter
>I'm now balling my eyes out, everyone staring
>they think I got shot in the head, he tells them it's a BB gun wound, they all laugh too
>they put a bandaid on my head and give me a soda, then start swapping stories about where they got shot in Vietnam/Korea for a while
>grab my stuff and leave "thanks mister..sniff"
>I feel like a war hero
>ride bike home
>mom beats my ass for being stupid

That's the worst one I can think of, my dad still remembers it every time I take him shooting

>>33008485
I'm getting a kick out of reading this in a New Zealand accent.

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>Take CCW class
>From CA but going to school in AZ
>Never shot innawoods
>2 great instructors, a quiet old cowboy-type man, regular dude, and a 40 year old loudmouthed fudd
>"Alright let's head over to Kelly Canyon for the shooting portion"
>Ask for directions, immediately forget
>Call the shop twice for the main instructor's phone number, say I'm lost
>Call 5 times, doesn't pick up
>Call shop again
>"It's me again, I'm still lost"
>They give me directions
>Show up 30 minutes late
>"Can you tell I'm from California yet?"
>They laugh and tell me to load up
Not even the worst part
>Doing drills for a while
>2 rounds on right steel, look around, one round on left steel
>BANG
>BANG
>At this point, I see a gold object screaming towards my face
>Brass ejected straight fucking back and hits my hairline
>1cm cut is looks like Niagra Falls because lolheadwound
>Right lens of glasses is totally red with blood
>Don't say anything, finish the drill
>Make safe and turn around
>"Oh shit get the medkit"
>Everyone has to stop
>Have the instructors and the regular dude (was an EMT) trying to stop the bleeding
>They thought I was kinda hardcore because it looked bad
>Go to safeway afterwards and buy a single bottle of Oxyclean with blood all the way down my shirt, pants, and shoes
>Gauze is taped across my face
>Get scared/concerned looks from every one

Good times

>>33010438
Reported. Rip your doggo.

>>33010945
Why did you admit to bump firing? Just play dumb, act confused about why he thinks they're full autos, and say you just have a fast trigger pull.

CAPCHA hotel chicken

>>33010411
This is correct, AND it has repeating digits.

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>>33004668
>Most embarrassing moment at a gun range?
I fired a 9mm out of my 10mm.
At first I couldn't figure out why I missed the center.
Then I couldn't figure why the ejector didn't extract the casing.
Then I couldn't figure out why I couldn't pull out the casing.
Then I realized and had to ask the RO for a ramrod.
>tl:dr very shameful.

>>33004668
>brought P64 to range for first time
>attempt to chamber first cartridge
>cartridge wedges itself between the feed ramp, slide, and feed lips
>can't remove mag
>can't clear it via the slide
>stare dumbfounded at semi-loaded brick of a pistol while the clock is ticking down on my hour of range time
>pull out skeletool
>start slowly disassembling the pistol until I can fuck with the mag catch enough to pull out the mag and remove the now fucked cartridge
>fire off one mag from p320 and leave in shame

found out later the new production mags were out of spec

>>33007761
The front sight on my Cobray Mac 11 is shorter than the low profile charging handle, oddly enough it's still more accurate than my hi power.

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>>33008485
>at the local nzda firing range with the sks
>firing sks at steel plate 200m away
>gentleman firing beside me with other norinco of m14 variety
>bolt locks open, time to load another 7
>guy beside me is laughing his ass off
>shows me m14
>theres a green case jammed in the action, holding the bolt open
>mfw its my steel case barnual 7.62x39

Turns out shooting an sks in a shelter isnt the best idea, when the top ejection game is too strong haha

>At range.
>Testing newly bought pistol.
>Used to rifles so this is new.
>Shoot a few rounds, change grip until it feels right.
>One of the shots feel something tap the joint on my thumb.
>Look at it and see blood.
>The hammer bashed into my thumb.
>Release the mag, clear the gun and just stand there.
>RO sees my hand and gets me a bandage before I leave.

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>>33011143
>even guns hate californians

>years ago before I had ever shot a gun
>check out local range in town and decide to try out one of the 9mm to break my shooting virginity
>RO keeps treating me like a kid, and while I've never shot a gun, I know quite a bit about guns from vidya at this point
>finally get to the range to fire my first shot and decide I show off to this holier-than-thou RO
>he gives me the go ahead, I hold the gun read to fire, and then outta nowhere I attempt one of those cowboy "twirl the gun around your finger and fire" tricks
>it twirls, but my finger catches halfway through the twirl and *BOOM* it fires behind me off to an angle
>right into the RO's stomach
He didn't die, but there was blood. A lot of blood.

It ended up in court eventually, and I'm paying off the legal costs to this day at a limited amount per month. Not 100% fair in my opinion, since I was new to shooting, and it wasn't entirely my fault.

>>33011204
Hard to remember. It was quite a few years ago, and there was nobody else there. Don't think it really matter what we told him, he was just a fat pissed off fake cop. He was gonna bitch at us if we were anything less than swat guys or delta six ranger marines.
And we were Fucking around, but there was no real range rules there back then. It's completely changed now, and I guess they monitor it with cameras or some gay shit. But it's still an dangerous range to go to right before deer season.. unless you got a couple buddies to watch your back

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>>33011345
Jokes on you, I love that suomi girl

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>>33011349
Oh fuck.
>"wasn't entirely my fault"
>tried the twirl and shot an RSO

>>33011349
Bullshit

>At range checking new gun.
>Everything is functioning perfectly.
>Feel something wet hit me, fucking rain.
>Realize it's clear skies.
>Also screaming.
>Apparently the couple next to me had an coincident.
>The GF blew her BF's brains out and the rest of the range has her at gunpoint.
>And I am behind her, meaning I will get very much made dead if I don't fucking bail.

>get a nugget for $100
>go to the local range
>load it up, get ready to fire
>pull the trigger
>nothing happens
>work the bolt
>pull the trigger again
>the recoil causes the magazine catch to fail
>all of the rounds to spill out of the bottom
I still went through about 40 rounds that day, loading them in one at a time after about five magazine catch faliures. Plus the cleaning rod kept inching out with every shot. I still don't know what's wrong with the damn thing though.

>>33011426
Dude, she could've shot you. . .

Whoa

>>33011395
Uh, maybe work on your reading comprehension. I said I was new to shooting in the first sentence.

I'm not excusing what happened, but it was part my fault and part his fault since he was the one supervising. I agree what happened was bad, but I shouldn't have had to pay monetary damages for what was an accident and only half my fault at most. You have no idea what I still pay per month to cover the guy's extended medical costs. It's serious bullcrap.

>>33010927
Not all SKS' have it (from what I understand) and not all AK platforms have it either.

My Bulgarian AK74 has 0 at 300 meters.

Supposedly it's so in the heat of getting shot at you can just quick adjust it without looking, just pull the nob to bottom.

>>33011123
10 year olds are in that weird phase where they look older but still are children.

I would have cried too, as would have most of the men there at that age so don't feel bad. Most people laugh at these things because it pulls them out of the hard reality of adulthood and back to when getting knicked by a BB was a serious pain in our lives.

Long story; don't feel embarrassed.

>>33004668
>Have nugget
>Cannot figure out how to get on target with it
>Friend recommends fixing the bayonet it came with because nuggets are zeroed at the factory with bayonets fixed
>Try this
>Don't want to look like a sperg fixing bayonet at the range though, so put it "backwards" like it was when I first got the rifle
>Get in nice and snug on there
>Line up sights
>Harpoonsaway.gif

>>33011553
>It's not my fault
>I was just retarded and did something anyone with even a shred of common sense would never do.

People like you are why guns get banned

>>33011592
No, you are.

>How can they be responsible enough to own guns when they fall for such obvious bait!? Clearly not mentally capable!

God, I don't even wanna relive this, but here it goes

>grand opening of new outdoor range in my area
>they're hosting an opening event
>no private guns, but some guns are available in the shooting range for you to handle and shoot for free
>there's a .22 pistol I want to shoot, I think it was a hi-standard
>there's a guy supervising making sure I don't do any stupid shit (I don't disappoint)
>he warns me that it's been a bit jammy today because it's so dirty
>asks me if I know how to use it
>tell him I'm experienced. Real hot shit
>drop the slide and take a shot at a tiny steel target at a fair distance, perfect hit
>trigger is unbelievably light
>shoot again
>it jams
>I clear the jam
>shoot again
>jam jam jam, etc
>finally
>take another shot
>felt like it jammed
>turn it slightly angled and upward
>POP
>it didn't jam
>just fucking ND'd
>set the gun down, 360 moonwalk to my car and leave immediately

got 2 for for 1 from my most hated indoor range (ripped me off selling junk reloads, always some kind of bad experience)

>go shooting with 2 friends, bring a variety of handguns and one friend brings his rock river AR
>sit through their intro to firearms video again, mandatory once a year and I avoid this dump if at all possible so I was due for it
>split 2 lane fees between 3 people, pay ridiculous money for more of their junk "new" ammo because they won't let you shoot your own
>finally get in and shoot for a bit, get a couple mags through all the handguns and eventually it's my turn for the AR
>have shot a couple AR's before but never had an issue that couldn't be cleared by ripping the charging handle and moving on to the next round, unfamiliar with jams in ARs
>2 shots in, *click* but no fire
>pull charging handle, pull trigger, *click*
>drop mag, pull charging handle, eject what I thought was an empty shell (was actually the next round hanging in there)
>reinsert mag, handle it like a mag change, still no bang
>drop mag again, yank charging handle a couple times trying again to clear the chamber, notice bolt still just barely back
>"oh that's what the forward assist is for lol" palm that motherfucker like I'm trying to break it's jaw twice
>still no bang
>jammed the empty shell from the second shot way up in there, RSO looking at me like I'm a damn fool
oops

>later be leaving range
>there are 2 doors with a small room in between to keep sound down in the lobby
>between the 3 of us we end up with both open at the same time
>teenage cunt at the gun counter starts going off about volume in the lobby and keeping one door shut
>"Well you probably shouldn't put the damn counter right next to the range then!"
haven't been back to that landfill since, fuck that

>>33011349
gotta raise your cowboy level before you try the twirl lil niggah

I suppose it would be the first time I took my m91/30 out. I'm a spooky skeleton, so my aim was pretty shit due to not being able to hold that heavy ass rifle steady. I also cleaned the cosmoline out of the barrel pretty well, but the chamber was still dirty as fuck so I got some terrible sticky bolt and didn't know how to clear it. Me and my buddy asked a guy that was there to try lifting the bolt, but even he couldn't do it. So we just packed up with 30 rounds left and I cleared and cleaned it at home.

and that my friends is why muzzle devices are awesome.

better than peeling your barrel like a banana.

>>33011592
I was 22 and had never shot a gun. He was the person in charge, and it was his responsibility to manage the range. He took on the liability so how is he not mostly legally and morally at fault? You're arguing just to argue at this point.

Maybe if he wasn't pigheaded like you're being now, none of it would have happened. Get off your high horse.

>>33011623
I got a High Standard from my gramps. Thing has like a 1 pound trigger on it. Also makes it the most accurate gun I have because I suck at shooting. It makes me look like I know what I'm doing.

>>33004668

I spent a good 10 minutes doing nothing but disassembling and checking my rifle because my magazine kept falling out. It turned out I was a retard and forgot I couldn't load magazines when the bolt was closed.

>>33011665
so how much are you paying per month?

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>>33010237
New guns here, do people actually think they're guerrilla warriors and do this shit all the time? Are these the people shooting next to me at the range?

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>>33011554
welll...

My Bulgarian AK-74 has a notch between all thew ay bottom and the 100m notch.

Check yours again.

>>33011691
I can't because it's at the pawnshop because my work changed its paycheck schedule and I already wrote all my utility checks out.

BUT I know the model I have and it goes 10-1 then п

>be me
>shooting pistol from driver seat
>it's raining so we were shooting from car to stay dry
>buddy in back seat
>having fun, getting excited
>say "threat 200 yards!"
>grab AK
>start shooting at 200 yard steel
>mfw ejecting cases cracked my windshield

For shame
I am of disappoint

>>33011689
Looks like fun though.

>>33011691
>>33011724
AND on a lot of 74's п is 400m. I'm not sure for mine as I don't shoot it that far terribly often as my dominant eye is trash without scopes.

>>33011731
>>33011724
dude no it doesn't this is such bs, there isn't that much variation between '74 rear sight scales

my Norinco SKS does only go from N to 100m tho

>>33011738
My Polish AKMS also goes from S to 50 to 100m like my '74

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>get Yugo mauser
>first ever gun
>hype as fuck so go to the range without cleaning and without having a gun smith inspect it
>RSO is a nice guy so he helps me better understand the gun
>has another guy help explain how to dismantle the gun
>time to shoot
>fire the gun
>it works
>work the bolt
>nothing comes out
>oh fuck
>took the bolt out and see the bullet in the chamber stuck
>in my retarded panic I walk back up the hill with my gun held in 1 hand horizontal
>nearly muzzle flashed some poor kid and dad before the RSO told me I had the gun horizontal

felt like a fool but everyone was nice about it. that RSO is the nicest motherfucker I have ever seen. he gave me free cleaning shit to figure out what was wrong with my gun.

>>33011677
It's adjustable, but it's usually around $700 per month. I'm not rich by any means, and I really shouldn't have to deal with that. It's a large chunk of my paycheck.

>inb4 muh pain and suffering
It's been four years so far. I almost did feel bad for the first few months, but at this point he really needs to get over himself.

>>33011689
here's the thing: shooting on a static range gets boring after a while. you need to mix it up. it'd be like just throwing free throws all day. yeah, free throws are important, but you need to be able to move, shoot off the dribble, pass, shoot versus a defender, etc. you still need to do free throws from time to time but you need that other stuff too.

>>33011754
consider it a very expensive life lesson.

don't worry, i botched an interview badly and lost $20k (difference between current job and job i was going for).

>>33004668
>Bring dad to range for the first time
>He knows I'm really into guns, tells people I'm a "gun expert"
>He ends up shooting better than me
>I end up accidentally shooting .380 through a 9mm gun
>I don't admit it, I just act like the gun is jamming because it's a POS and put it away

>>33011754
Give up shooting

>>33011665
I guess someone familiar with the law and responsibilities saw the incident as your fault.

You are responsible for acting a fool. He tried to mitigate the potential for damage by being strict with you.

You let your ego and wounded pride cause you to lose control. Remember, nobody but you can control your emotions. He didn't make you act ridiculous, you chose that.

You shot someone who didn't deserve it. I hope you come to grips with this before you are done paying for it. Learn from your mistakes. There is a lesson much bigger than 'don't twirl a gun' you can learn.

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>>33011691
>>33011724
>>33011731
>>33011738
>>33011746

calling all /AKG/ folks

Check your AK rear sight sliders and let us know.

>>33007147
>fine for shooting till you hi the clip
why?
to discourage mag-dumping?

never heard of this

>>33011767
Out shot my dad at age 18 with his own Glock 17

We don't talk about that though

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>>33011426
If true that's terrifying.

>>33011755
Just different strokes for different folks I suppose. I don't even like shooting at silhouette targets as I think it's distasteful. I just enjoy the history and engineering of guns + plinking.

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>>33011349
>>33011553

That was entirely your fault you mentally defective fuckstick. You assumed that video games gave you anything approaching accurate knowledge of firearms, you broke the single most important rule of shooting (do not point guns at anything you do not intend to destroy), you treated the gun like a toy instead of a tool, you attempted a horrendously idiotic trick that would have taken two seconds of critical thinking to realize was immensely dangerous, and you gave a guy an injury he will have to deal with for the rest of his life due to your carelessness. What's almost worse is you're attempting to shift blame onto the guy YOU SHOT, claiming some bullshit excuse to cover your own inconceivable dumbassery. You are in charge of your own education in all matters.

>>33011589
Did you recover the bayonet and try harpooning again?

I have yet to embarrass myself horribly (thankfully). I think the worst thing I ever did was try to insert an AR mag backwards, getting a few laughs. I have seen some wacky shit at my range since it's the only one for like 3 counties and attracts weirdos.

>Guy loudly boasts that his gucci $2600 AR is the best thing on the range.
>Loads up and fires.
>POP POP POPCRACK
>His barrel cracks and almost blows.
>He bought a 2 grand AR in 223 and tried to put 556 through it
>Ran out of range red in face.

>Range cold because everyone setting up targets.
>Some trashy looking lady and her nig man show up.
>Take a lane while people are still downrange and fire off with, you guessed it, an AK pistol.
>Everyone panics and runs back to range front.
>No RO since it's just land some guy rents out to shooters, so the biggest fudds there rain red-faced screaming fury on the trashy lady and nig.
>For a moment, it looks like nig might start something.
>Then he acts all nonchalant like fudds aren't worth it and leaves with his ho.

>Some family shows up to show tween son how to shoot.
>Brings toddlers too.
>Whatever man. Not my kids.
>Rabbit finds it's way downrange.
>One mallninja says he's going to pop it with his tacticool AK.
>He gets egged on by everyone.
>This'll be good.
>One of the toddlers screams after hearing that and runs down range at rabbit, nearly getting brained by a 5.45x39
>Rabbit EXPLODES, throwing toddler into hysterics
>Range goes cold.
>Mom runs out to get her toddler, who is crying up a storm.
>Que righteous fury from fudds who are always there.
>Almost nu-male looking dad is so embarrassed as fudds shout him down for not keeping an eye on his kids.
>They try and stay for practice, but leave when they feel eyes on their back.
>Toddler did not stop crying the entire time.
>Find "No kids under 13" on the rule sign next time I show up.

Fuck man I could go on forever.

>>33011772
Funny story actually. I visited the same range again about a year ago having already spent like $25k in damages. Turns out he was still working there, so I went in and mimicked a little finger twirl right in front of him.

I'm not joking when I say you had to be there. He was so pissed and I was banned by the manager almost immediately. They're real douches, but it was worth it to see the look on his face.

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>>33011822
pls cont

>>33011777
Any given military surplus AK should have a rear sight with the rearmost setting being a battle setting, denoted with character abbreviation appropriate to the alphabet/language being used by the country that made it. If you want to see what the opposing zero is for it you can just look across the rear sight block and see where the slider needs to be to put the rear sight at the exact same height as it is in the battle setting. For 7.62x39 I believe it's 300m. If the AK is zeroed properly then you should be able to make consistent hits anywhere between 10m and 300m with that setting. You will be hitting high at 100 but not enough to cause a miss on a center body shot.

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>>33011426
I imagine your face to resemble this particular one at that moment.

>>33011832
Fuck it, I'll bite
>shoots a guy in the stomach
>is confused why that guy fucking hates him

>>33011860
Do you have a setting between combat zero and 100m ?

If so, is it 50m or is it an alternate combat zero?

>>33010286
Did they have the clam chowder raffle?

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>>33011822

gotta be honest if I saw a bunny get killed I'd ball my eyes off like the pussy I am.

but then again I have never hunted and find bunnies and raccoons adorable as hell.

>>33011865
Yeah no. You don't get to call me an asshole. I would have felt genuine sympathy for the guy, but he took me to court and I've paid over thirty grand so far. At this point, I don't really give a damn what he thinks. It shouldn't still be my problem.

Put yourself in my shoes for a moment.

>>33010237
At least he didn't blow his kneecap off holstering his sidearm like I expected

>>33011875
Anecdotal but I have only seen it jump from 100 to Battle with the guide making a steep swoop.

/k/ is truly easy to troll

>>33011898
it almost sounds like you should be able to get out of your obligation by now.

>bout 3 months ago
>Palmetto state armory indoor range
>Shooting my Ruger LCP
>Shooting for a while, things going well. Decided to switch it up and shoot southpaw cause lol whynot
>Switch my grip. Something feels weird.
>Decide it just cause I'm not used to shooting left handed.
>Fire first shot and immediately realize that the "weird feeling" was my right hand thumb sitting directly behind slide
>Thumb instantly bleeding all over and throbbing.
>Manage to keep my head on straight and instead readjust grip and magdump the remaining rounds.
>Pack my shit up at light speed and gtfo before people notice the blood steadily running out of my hand and all over all my range shit and the floor.
>Hurry my ass to the nearest Walmart and find shit to patch myself up with.
Probably should have gotten stiches but I wasn't about to have my command find out about this shit.

Didn't go back for at least a month.

>>33011689
>>33011804

My current interest is focus based shooting,
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zhsaekI5LFk

For years I owned a bunch of guns, talked about them with gun people, did that whole thing in the shops and on line, shootin the shit. Eventually you kind of have every conversation. The sport side is kind of relative and infinite.

Not trying to disparage your interest, I get that side of it I just focused elsewhere. Also I would image someone like you knows a ton more about history than I including the guns.

>>33011916
It's still on the elevated part at the back, but less elevated than the 400m which is directly on the "N".

>>33011898

I would probably neck myself if I was you. I can't imagine what it's like being that much of a degenerate, must be awful.

>>33011898
>You don't get to call me an asshole

nigger you shot a guy because you went full retard and wanted to be cool.

>he took me to court and I've paid over thirty grand so far

Do you know how much an average bullet wound costs? That shit is not cheap especially not with a gut shot.

>>33011920
with the way hospitals cost a shitload that bill was probably sky high

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>>33011890

>>33011898
nigga u dumb

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>>33011916
here it is on the intermediate setting

>>33011920
Right? I've really tried to appeal it, but unfortunately I'm stuck paying until the end of 2021.

Anyway, thanks for listening unlike the other douches in this thread. I'm heading to bed now. Have a good night anon.

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>>33011969
and here it is all the way back

>Be me with a new AK-47
>Never used one before so excited as fuck.
>Get to the range, every other gun there is an AR.
>I'm the cook kid now with my cool gun/
>Load the mag and rack the charging handle.
>Gently.
>Aim at one of the gongs on the range.
*click*
>Look at the gun and pop out the round and look at it.
>There is a very visible dent in the primer.
>That I am holding in my hand.
>Time stops for a while as I realize I might be holding a potential bomb in my hand.
>Reload the gun and just let the gun charge itself, runs just fine.
>The unshot bullet sitting next to me the whole time.
I later put it back in the mag and it did fire.

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Take stepdad to range. He wants to fire a full auto so he rents a full auto 9mm m4. He has never fired a gun before and I thought to myself oh damn this gonna be good. He sprays and winds up shooting out the light in the stall to the left of us and punching the ceiling.

That is all I have

>>33011974
Damn son. I still think you're incredibly retarded but stay strong. You're almost halfway there.

>>33011553
Please never touch a gun again

>>33011832
Fake and gay.
Made me reply. Make your story real now but just put the gun in your mouth and stop wasting our time.

I got one of those 80% glock lowers as a gift, and for what ever reason the mags will fallout after a few rounds. So far I haven't been able to fix the problem but every time I make an adjustment I go to the range to see if it's worked and every time the mag comes loose. fml

>>33012022
That's fucked, any pics?

>>33011987
>posting a photo of someone you don't hate on the internet

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>>33012044

>>33010565
>tfw the webbing on your hand never quite goes back to normal

In BMQ (Canadian basic trainin) I called my section's master corporal dude when we were in the butts, pretty embarassing. Some stupid chick in my platoon NDd also. My buddy's entire section NDd their C9s because one of them missheard heard the order to fire and then everyone else followed his lead

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Not exactly in a range but

>live in yuropeen noguns country
>trip with friends to eastern europe (bulgaria)
>hire a local, cheap as fuck guide to spend the morning
>somehow start talking about weapons
>asks us if we wanna shoot some round and maybe chuck a grenade
>fuckyesman.wav
>go to the countryside in his car. Really bad idea, thinking about it.
>its an sort of gun range with a bunch of people shooting at paper targets, trees and a brick wall.
>we pay up 30 levs each to shoot some handguns for a while
>all pretty friendly, nice people
>"ay kid wanna throw that grenade"
>he takes us to a big deep puddle
>brings out a crate literally filled to the brim with grenades
>gives each one of us one. we're supposed to throw them into the puddle so nothing happens.
>one of my friends decides to be a fucking clown
>yells and throws the grenade up into the air and behind the brick wall
>we laugh to try to play it off as a joke and not our friend being a fucking retard
>they are not laughing
>turn around
>see half a dozen bulgarian dudes with guns yelling and pointing at us
>escorted out
shooting is fun tho

>>33004668
fucking 5 yards ?

>>33011983

I've had a hangfire on a 9mm USP before

>be at indoor shooting range for the first time
>been reading up on proper firearms usage, stances, grips, and procedures for the past 3 years in preparation for this to make absolutely sure I won't fuck up
>bring dad who knows absolutely nothing about guns yet acts like he knows more than I do because of some seniority complex bullshit
>bring lifelong friend who had recently taken interest in guns
>shooting some .22 rental pistol to get a feel for how to actually manipulate controls and such
>notice dad physically jerking the gun back and up shortly after each shot as if trying to imitate a magnum revolver
>neither of us had particularly spectacular groupings at 7 yards but his were all over the place
>ask him about it and listen to him explain to me how you have to do this to make the gun cycle
>stare blankly at him for a minute trying to figure out if he was being serious
>assume the worst and try and explain to him politely how it cycled under recoil generated by the detonated cartridge and not because he was flicking his wrist
>"No anon, you don't know how these things work, you've never handled one before. Let the adult show you how it's done."
>ok
>go through the ammunition for it and turn it in for a Glock 19
this was the day I learned how much I hate the grip angle on these
>lock the slide back, load up a mag, pop it in and slingshot it home
>dad freaks out because he thinks it's unsafe, something about tripping the trigger and causing it to AD by doing this
>my finger is indexed over the trigger guard while doing this
>finish a mag and hand it off to friendanon
>he takes aim and right as he goes to take his shot he lurches right like someone shoved him and misses the paper
>loud noise like a cannon going off to our left, turns out to be a sporterized mosin with a muzzle break in the next stall over
>friend got spooked by the mosin and the muzzle break almost pushed him over being the skeleton he is

Outdoor Handgun range is clear to fire with about 20 other people on the line. I fire first and hit the strip lamp above the target. Everyone looks at me. Range cold as I do the walk of shame with dustpan and brush. My buddy is lying on the floor crying with laughter. I came back 20min later with a case of beer, all forgiven.

>>33010587
I am 28 and get still asked for ID. I have a beard and wrinkles. Is it my facial structure?

>>33012121
Your dad is a fucking autist

>>33012121

>notices he managed to cut his finger somehow on the trigger safety and opts to sit out for the rest of the range trip
>dad loads up a magazine
>watch him shoot while continuing to do the fake recoil jerk
>the gun locks open prematurely
>"anon these glocks are shit, I want to try a different handgun"
>check the gun and see what appears to be a cartridge facing backwards
>drop the mag and clear
>"dad, you loaded the magazine incorrectly"
>"no, the pistols just sucks"
>k then
>USP time
>halfway through the mag before I get a misfire
>cheap ass range ammo is cheap
>pull the trigger a few more times to try and set the primer off
>nada
"here son let me take a look at it"
>starts snatching at the pistol I'm holding pointed downrange grabbing at the slide and poking at the controls
>push him away and motion for him to wait with my off hand keeping it downrange
>it goes off while I'm doing this and hits the target clip
>mfw we get charged for this

>>33012170

I know, but his ego is a little frail so I usually just oblige him unless it's a safety concern.

>>33011619
You know, this day and age discerning between bait and reality has gotten really hard, as it is to be expected that retards like that exist.
Also, we're on /k/, probably THE most easily trollable board on the chans.

>>33011754
wow dude. from all your responses I am left with nothing other than wishing you had shot yourself in the face instead.

seriously, fuck you.

>>33012174
Your dad sounds like the kind of person I'd say shouldn't reproduce, your mother must've had a lot of sense to balance it out if you're somehow related to someone that big of a jackass.

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>>33012040
At this point I think that I either need a new spring for the catch or an aluminum catch. I currently have lone wolf's polymer extended catch.

>>33011974
>>33011349

You are a special kind of retard.

You should have been charged with a felony and are lucky to not be in prison.

The fact that I could go to the range tomorrow and get killed by a clown-ass weirdo performing his second attempt at a gun flipping trick he learned from playing a Lego Star wars game makes me want to punch your face through your computer monitor, you autistic shit.

On second thought, go for it. Maybe this time you'll do the world a favor and shoot yourself (instead of an innocent bystander who caused you a petty inconvenience).

>Maybe if he wasn't so pigheaded I wouldn't have negligently used lethal force against his intestines

You belong in solitary confinement

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>>33011898
I sincerely hope and believe you are trolling. If however you are not I would urge you to suck start a 12ga. At your earliest opportunity.

>>33012251
What the fuck. Did you just glue random pieces of griptape on there? That looks fucking awful.

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>>33012306
More or less, it has very funky grip geometry. I don't know why they molded the fucking textures into the frame, they are fucking awful. At least the g19 frame that they did has a slick option

>AR build
>cheap out when I can and often
>when done, range time
>somehow firing two times for each trigger pull
>thank god for open air, nobody there
>take it home, can't find out what's wrong
>order replacement FCG , complete, even though I swore I had it all correct the first time
>parts come in, and as I'm swapping out the parts, I notice that they aren't...uh...exactly even
>disconnector spring is kinda flat
>by kinda I mean very
>ok, this is something that hoped to be a disconnector spring when it grew up
>replacement parts installed anyway
>fires flawlessly now

Lesson learned: bic pen springs LOOK like they fit. They do not.

>>33012168
Try having your hair fall out, works for me.

>>33011898
I was a Gunner's Mate in the Navy and we had a range shoot at Cheatham Annex in VA. We had someone do this. And he fucking nailed it. It was tite. Practice enough and you'll get it just like this dude, don't let these assholes put you down, you deserve to master it. I mean you've already paid $25k.

>first course of fire for NHQC
>Homie finishes his two rounds
>brings the gun up to his mouth
>blows the smoke like a cowboy
That's obviously where you went wrong, you gotta do that
>goes to put it in his holster
>twirls it first
>drills himself in the chest and leaks out
None of us really ran to help besides our corpsman and the other people qualing.


Keep at it, practice makes perfect

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>firing 1911 at indoor range
>BAM
>BAM
>CLICK?
>CLICK?
>point barrel slightly up at ceiling to see what the problem is
>ND into the ceiling
>spill spaghetti and leave for the day to go clean my guns

>>33011553
>be me
>new to driving
>my instructor is being kind of a bitch sometimes
>binge watched all the fast and furious movies yesterday so i know whats good
>try to do a triple front flip with a side of backwards drifting to shut her up
>hit a wall and end up impaling her through the ribs with a piece of scrap metal
>mfw she actually wants me to pay for the hospital
It wasnt my fault at all! I was new to driving!

>first time at a range, around 18
>big muhreen who was easily a foot taller than me comes over
>"hey buddy my phone's dead, can i borrow yours real quick?"
>s-sure
>forgot my background was me in a fursuit on my knees
>guy has the most confused/disappointed look on his face
>"never mind man you can have it back"
>oh ok t-that was quick haha"
>never went to that range again

>>33010992
J&G sales apperantly

>>33012590
Should have gone with the "staring while driving" move.

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>>33004668
ND into the ground because of striker/hammer must be decocked to holster.My fault tho cause I took glock from friend after string of fire assuming he fired all rounds

think about killing myself everyday since then

>>33008352
Where the fuck did you come from, you're Still around?

>>33007754
What does ND mean?

>>33012956
North Dakota

>>33012956
Neko Dakimakura.
Most people with guns are also huge weebs, and as such they cum instantly when they see a dak depicting a girl with cat ears.
ND references that involutary release, in this case, with a gun.

anon shot his girl.

Man for someone who is new to guns, reading this thread is truly frightening. I have done lots of research on gun safety and have tried my best to exercise it the few times I have gone shooting, but even some of the mistakes people are making here were not completely obvious to me at first. Should I hire a trainer to teach me more, or will just more experience suffice?

>>33013318

Half these stories are fake.

>>33006806
>am at truck
>shoot it
>muh scope

>>33004668
>Just bought a ruger American .308 cause I heard good stuff about it.
>Don't yet have glass for it
>planning on getting leupold but don't have the money yet
>friend wants to take it out to the range anyways
>tell him no cause no sights
>he keeps bugging me about it, telling me he'll pay for range fees, ammo, and gas (only decent range is about an hour drive away)
>give in and buy a chink optic
>not as advertised, isn't long enough to properly mount on the rails properly.
>fits on the back rail, but the front end only engages the ass end of the front rail, barely
>tell friend about it
>he bitches about it being fine, and to bring it anyways
>get to the range and set shit up
>I offer to let him have the first run with it, knowing the optic isn't gonna be staying on that rifle very long
>remind him of the precarious mounting
>he gives no fucks, just wants to shoot
>starts shooting, goes good for the first two mags
>him: "see man, I told you it'd be fine."
>he lines up the next shot
>pulls the trigger
>"FUCK"
>look over, optic is gone, friend is holding his face with blood dripping through his fingers
>chink shit optic came off and slammed him in the forehead, leaving a fairly deep gash
>optic went flying onto concrete, scratched and covered in bits of skin and blood, but otherwise undamaged
>friends shit heals, but leaves a scar
>now permanently looks like a caucasian dot Indian.

>>33010815
That's literally impossible... access between the sear and firing pin isn't even a thing until you lock it

>>33011969
thats the same as battle setting dude

>>33007189
do people ever ask why you have a big black dildo on your hat

>>33012956
nigger dick

>>33011553
>>33011349
Please tell me this is bait

>>33011752
I still love that Putin moment.
Shame that the security took her down.
I would have loved to see Putin chokeslam her.

>>33008383
my dad did this, still laugh about it.

>>33008255
reminds me of the girl who shot her head off with a double tapped 500 sw

>>33012956
My guess would be "Negligent Discharge"

>>33009033
You CAN shoot .357sig through a .40cal. It's even safe to do so.

Just ain't hittin shit with it.

>be me, 17
>dad buys me nugget for birthday
>take to outdoor range
>shoot his ar and glock
>finally want to try nugget
>scared of recoil because never shot anything bigger than an ar
>fat guy next to me has one and says it kicks like a mule
>I'm skinny as fuck so get worried
>finally sack up to shoot it
>pull trigger
>doesn't fire
>fat guy comes over and fixes what ever problem was
>get my dad to shoot it first
>then I shoot it three times and never fire again till like 2 years later

Recoil doesn't bother me now, gained a lot of weight through working out and I shoot a ton more. But I felt like a pussy that day.

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>>33011271
>>33013377
>>33013395
>MFW text in a field can cause such anger.

>>33007252
>>33011860
For a 7.62x39 AK the battle setting is 350m which is the distance of an absolute shot to a target 0,5 m high( absolute shot being a shot where bullet trajectory doesn't drop below your line of aim, and doesn't exceed the height of the target). This way you don't need to adjust sights for ranges up to 350m which are typical for most engagements. You just aim roughly at the crotch level of a standing human, and you have a guaranteed torso hit.

Finger off the trigger until on target and don't flash people, always know where it's pointing. If you have a failure inspect it properly. You're not in a firefight in Afghanistan, don't just tap and rack especially if you know something felt wrong. That's really all the major rules, if you worry about it too much you'll just freak yourself out.

>>33013556
Oops, meant for >>33013318

>>33010661
F

>>33013378
no irons?

>>33013572
Nope. Only came with the optic mounts on top.

>>33004688
If you were OP, you would have probably missed those shots.

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>>33012590

>>33011123
>>literally seconds later I hit part of the hanger, bb bounces straight back and pops me on the forehead
kek

>>33007158
Why would you just go on the internet and make up lies?

>>33010895
Russians do a 400m zero, now.

>>33011553
You should have been banned from owning firearms for the rest of your life.

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>>33011777
>/akg/ knowing shit
it got degraded into a shitty trip fag circle jerking and posting same pics over and over again. it's just another /arg/

>>33004668
>head to the range with my new ptr 91
>6 other lanes in use
>people are firing 9mm and .22lr
>I step up to lane and get ready to fire, it's my first time shooting 308.
>I pull the trigger and the whole room shakes.
>I keep firing until the magazine is empty
>set the gun down and realized that no one fired their gun while I was shooting because of the vibrations.
>get looks from everyone there.

>>33011963
What the fuck did they hit it with? I've never shot over .223 at varmint and hadn't ever seen this happen.

>>33010586
F

looks like new mexico

>>33011631
Sounds like CSA

>>33013903
There's like four tripfags in /akg/, two are helpful, Chimps and Zasta and two are retarded. Looking at you Nick and Daewoo

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>Get decent BSA scope, and stick on AR
>Sight picture is great, get good groupings at 50 yards
>Couldn't get it fully sighted in, but didn't put a lot of time into it
>Later get PTR, slap a cheap red dot on it just to avoid using the original irons
>Get incredible groupings, decide to move scope to it
>Install scope on a riser since the irons are in the way and not removable
>Go to sight in at range, but at 50 yards I'm not even hitting the target
>RO's watching target through spotting scope, finally figures out I'm really low
>Second RO joins in watching as I'm having to aim so far above the target I can't see it in order to hit the paper, staring at vertical stop to keep people from shooting over the berm
>Keep trying to adjust scope, end up putting a mark on the vertical stop to aim at and try and get consistent groupings
>Only rifle shooter at the range, and the pistol side is curious about the constant .308 and scope clicking rhythm
>"Maybe I'm adjusting the wrong way?"
>Even more shots and adjustment
>Bottom out vertical adjustment, then a thought hits me
>New target, aim at mark and hit paper
>Bottom out vertical adjustment the other way, fire at same mark
>Almost put the second round through the same hole
>Been there for an hour an a half trying to sight in a gun, with both RO's offering advice and going through a lot of ammo only to realize scope wasn't actually adjusting vertically
>I probably fired 200 rounds of ammo, and left burn marks on the sandbags from the heat and hit the target maybe 2 dozen times

>>33012251
That looks disgusting.

>>33006976

This is why I make sure anyone I take shooting knows the basics or I teach them the basics

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>>33004668
This webm

>>33004668
>Be at range
>Shooting Walther P22 at 30 yards
>Miss all 10 shots
>To be fair that little shit just does whatever the fuck it wants to
>Never have this problem with my other handguns

>>33011963
>wabbit hunting with nugget

>second time shooting wheelguns ever
>my older cousin, my older brother, and I are taking turns shooting cousin's .357 S&W with .38spl
>have 100 rounds total, maybe around 50 rounds in he tells me you can pull the hammer back and its easier to pull
>"oh lol ok"
>my turn comes up, grab gun, pull hammer back while lifting it up to aim, second I place my finger on the trigger it fires, pointed down range at our 15yd shoot and see target on the tree
>even hit on the black
>nobody pays any special attention to it
I still feel like it should count as an ND though, I pulled the hammer before it was ready and when it fired I was caught off guard and not expecting it.

fast forward to milfag years
>in kuwait, shooting smaws on range with practice shells
>buddy loads the round in, I pull the trigger
>nothing
>remove it, use same round and attempt it again
>nothing
>I figure he's retarded so I ask for him to let me try
>aim SMAW down, click round in
>BOOOOOSHHHH right into the ground we're kneeling on
>hand was nowhere even near the trigger, but my knee was
To this day I still don't know if I fired it with my knee or if it was just a piece of shit. My eyebrows and lo-reg hair got burnt, the other guy didn't really lose anything. We both got our asses chewed but it was forgotten about by the end of the month, if not by the end of the week.

>>33013360
I wish mine were.

>>33011437
Probably a broken latch spring, or the screw holding the spring in is loose.

As for the cleaning rod, the threaded nut it screws into could be full of junk preventing it from seating fully.

>>33014186
Had the same thing happen with your first story to me just this past weekend, afterwards I was rather shook and I kinda put the gun down and had to think about what happened for a few minutes

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>>33007252

Vietnam Vet named Charlie.....

He's a goddamn Viet Cong!!!!

>>33004668
The most embarrassing moment I've had was not tap, rack, banging. I literally hit the top of the slide and got laughed at by numerous people. I learned though.

The second most embarrassing thing to ever happen to me was taking a friend to the range and having to constantly tell him to keep his weapon pointed down range. He just kept turning it in my direction and unloaded and loaded and checked his firearm pointing it at the stall next to us.

There were no safety officers in there and the people next to us were a guy and his daughter who had no clue....I legit got the feels and got angry after telling him 90000 times and said we weren't going to shoot together anymore if he cant follow basic safety protocols.

fyi...we were at the local PD indoor shooting range open to the public too...

>>33008485
kiwis are pathetic

>>33014358
Yeah, we had a guy like this. Took him shooting. He is noguns lololopothead. CZ 75 has a malfunction, oopsnofire.jpeg
Dumbfuck turns body and pistol 90 degrees saying it's not working.
Is now pointing .40 s&w directly at my best friend range bro.
Immediately grab gun by the slide shove it back down range while screaming at him like Senior drill instructor Hartman.
He doesn't get it and is like laughing.

We think he might have got high before going with us. Never took him shooting again, skipped his wedding. Pretty much shun the fuckhead.
Ffs, we gave him a lecture on safety the whole way to the range.

Flagged someone with a 10/22 (unloaded and open bolt) got called out and i still feel like shit. Noticed however that there is a lot of muzzle sweeping at that range, not too worried about it strangely i just make sure i don't do it to someone else.

>shit myself at a range once
Never gone to a range since then

>>33011349
I hope you can never buy a gun

>>33012121

I took my dad a couple of times shooting, he sayd he didnt enjoy it, he got stressed and just did it to spend some time with me.
In reality the one that got me into guns was my mother and his brother (aka my uncle). So i understand why he wanted to be part of that also..

But he was also a big asshole didn't want to learn proper safety like finger of the trigger, earpro all the time on, dont flag people etc, he was always condescending to me..

until he got on my nerves
>3rd time i took him shooting
>he wants to rent a glock 17 cause he finds them cool and "to try a real pistol not like yours (hi-power)"
>He tries to find the saftey i explain to him theres none external
>"thats really unsafe no wonder why cops kill so many people"
>half way though the mag half, shots at 10 yards all over the target some entirely miss
> turns around finger on trigger points it at me sideways
>"hey the trigger is odd" while pushing the fkn safety back and forth
>the only thing that went trough my mind was "im going to get killed by this idiot in this stupid way, mom was right by divorcing him"
>push the weapon aside and yell at him
> we get into verbal fight, he takes out earpro RO staring the whole time
>pack shit up go home

>All the way back fighting verbally, got home, shit escalates, tells me im a a pussy by beeing afraid of guns and everything
>uppercut his chin, he falls punch him 3 more times in the ground spit on him leave him on the ground.

He called me 6 months after to apologize.. We get along again, a couple of months later i buy a Walther ppq tell him as i was back from the Gun shop, ask me why i dont ask him to go shooting again...

>>33014935
Noice.

>>33010237
>That fucking side to side look constantly.
God this is the cringiest shit ever and is constantly perpetuated by youtubers trying to look tacticool.

I accidentally shot the front sight hood off my AK. Wasn't paying attention when I laid it on the table.

>>33011898
>put yourself in my shoes
okay
>first time ever shooting a gun
>RO knows and is trying to teach me basic gun mechanics and safety
>follow it and don't act autistic
that's what I would have done in your shoes faggot, but you didn't do that
>get pissed at man trying to keep me safe
>act like a retard with a gun
>fucking ND into a man's stomach
>get taken to court to pay for his medical bills that probably crippled one of his organs
here's how I would feel in your shoes
>lucky as FUCK I'm not in prison
count your blessings the guy lived and you're not doing upwards of 10 years in prison for involuntary manslaughter
I hope to christ you aren't allowed to own or operate a gun anymore

>relatively new to guns
>Shooting with friends/shooting club
>Friendos brings his Hebrew Hammer
>Never seent one before
>Range was cold(innawoods)
>Checked chamber, it's clear
>Got excited, forgot self, pointed it downrange, while people were setting up

I realize it isn't a HUGE deal, but I feel like that dumb cunt. I'm usually extremely safety conscious. Lesson lernt

>>33006806
>having a truck
>not bringing a folding table

>>33013433
Women are just useless in general. And whores. They're all whores.

>>33015195
>>>/pol/

Not super embarrassing for me, but funny nonetheless.

>Go to gunshow with noguns friend
>He sees a Yugo SKS and falls in love
>Buys it and we take it home
>Dripping in cosmoline, literally comes in a garbage bag
>Has to leave town that night, so we have less than 3 hours to clean it, shoot it, and get back home
>Clean exterior, barrel, bolt, magazine, part of trigger group in 30 minutes
>To the range we go
>Safety instructions
>He fires it a few times and it's spraying cosmoline in a 180 degree field to either side of gun
>Forgot to clean piston tube
>No problems functioning though
>I want to shoot it, he gets behind me to the left
>Takes off eye protection when I'm not looking ("I didn't think I needed it when I wasn't shooting")
>I fire it and here a loud yelp
>ohshit.jpg
>Immediately clear gun and look to see what happened
>30 year old cosmoline sprayed directly into his eyes
>ICANTSEEOHMYGOD
>Have to leave to rinse his eyes
>Can't drive home because he still couldn't see for a few hours

>>33006806
The funniest thing about the truck it isn't the worst thing to happen to it, aka broken ball joint at the /k/ meet

>>33011898
You shot him you autistic nigger