What would /k/'s first steps be if they stole a gun?

first, i'd tell the atf "nice try" then be on my way

>>33002594
Return it to the owner so he can shoot my face.

Boast about it on social media.

Ask /k/ what to do

>>33002601
Kek

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I'm serious /k/
I was carhopping a local neighborhood and found a Glock 43
Should I scratch the numbers off?

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>>33002645
Kill yourself with it.

>>33002594
make sure it works by suck-starting it

>>33002645
Ok so you're not ATF, you're just a nigger and a retard.

>>33002645
take out the magazine and put it in the microwave for 1min to see if it's charged.
once charged, delete win32

>>33002645
Turn yourself in you dirty nigger.

>>33002645
Go put it back how about, stolen firearm charges are pretty steep and scratching the serial off of a firearm gets you even worse charges.

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Go to a park, leave it some bush, and call it in.

>>33002645
Don't scratch them off if the weapon is used in any serious crime they can recover the serial so you're just risking your ass even more.

>>33002594
Run out of the bathroom

Lubricate it with your own blood so it accepts you as the new owner.

>>33002594

Load it, stick it in your mouth and pull the trigger.

>>33002645
Nothing I'd say. The owner has reported it and if that serial pops up the consequences will never be the same

>>33002645
Put it back or leave it anonymously for police. Serial number scratched off a gun will fuck your life up if the police find it.

I'd give it back. I'm not a filthy nigger.

>>33002645
Call in a bomb squad

>>33002645
Every part of a Glock is serialized in more than one place. Soak that bitch in paint thinner, scrub it down, and drop it in a mailbox.

>>33002594
Brag about it on a Laotian shadow play board.

>>33002951
I'm also a felon and not 21 so I don't think it really matters

>>33003135
Seriously do the world one favor and make it a better place by killing yourself

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>>33002645
>Don't be a cock, bin that Glock.

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>>33002645

>>33002904
This. But make sure you scratch a single tally mark in the grip so there's an accurate count of niggers killed by it.

>>33002594
1. Don't steal a gun

I'm not some scummy criminal.

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>/ATFgeneral/

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>>33003135
>I'm also a felon and not 21 so I don't think it really matters

>>33003207
OH MY GOD could you just NOT? I mean COME ON!

Leave the racism on >>>/pol/ you damn nerd loser.

>>33003439
Back to >>>/lgbt/

>>33002594
Probably enjoy some grape drank and fried chicken.

>>33003439
Triggered by a word. Why do you go on 4chan? Go back to r/firearms

>>33002645
The laws depend on specific districts. In order to give you actuate advice, we need to know your address or zip code

1. Give it back to its rightful owner.
2. Apologise for my behavior.
3. Continue being white.

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>>33003526
>continue being white

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>>33003520
Nice try, Hanson

>>33002645
Well, clearly you are a felon, so the gun will evaporate magically thanks to our common sense gun control laws.

>>33002645
Just go ahead and keep it. You can carry it around with you like any other tool. Since you can't buy a firearm, work in a risky 'profession', and have a human right to self defense, this is God telling you 'be safe man'.

So go buy yourself a IWB holster and edc that thing. With the gun ownership rates being so high that gun is just one in a sea of firearms. Nobody will notice it or think twice.

>>33003135
KILL YOURSELF NIGGER

>>33002594
Go to your drug dealer and demand $800 for it. If he wont buy it then rob him. Then update snapchat. Those things self delete after 24 hours so your homies can see and its like totally secure. So the cops will never see it.

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Sell it to a gun buyback program.
Use money to buy steel reserve and crack
OD on crack
One less nog.

>>33002594

1. Give it the fuck back
2. There is no 2
3. ????????????
4. Get a job.

Wrap it up tight and bury it in the woods

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Hang myself, because I've obviously turned into a nigger.

>>33003135
>Felon
>Before being 21 years of age
>Stole a gun

Boy I don't feel bad for you. Eventually you're gonna get fucked and rightfully so

>>33002594

If you didn't immediately hear soft jazz and gentle Japanese narration upon seeing the thumbnail, you don't belong here

>>33002740
kek

>>33002645
use it to fucking off yourself thief

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>>33003135
the world is better off with out you

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>>33003439

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>>33005268
>those comfy sounds of burst/full auto fire with that jazz in the background

>>33003135
Please an hero yourself

>>33005637
>>33005268
That series is so fucking hard to find and those nips are on the copyright infringements like flys on shit.

>>33002594
I heard if you turn it in to the cops they will give you like $500 for it, no questions asked. Thats probably your best move.

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>>33003135
Obviously you don't belong in society.