/k/ Patch Thread

>>32983948
Fuck off.

>>32983923
>Antartica>North Pole
Which one has the penguins?

>>32983923
Anyone know if the Woto patches are in stock?
I just watched it, and I really want one now.

>>32983960
South Pole, because north has bears.

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Not sure which thread is first, but this one looks more legit.

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>>32983996
This is in fact the real one.

>>32983989
Really? Whichever one has penguins is objectively the superior pole.
>>32983996
The other one appears to be bumplocked/autosaged anyway.

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NEET, we need updates on those keychains

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>>32983996
>>32984017
Based on the timestamp the other thread was created first and is in fact the legit one.

>>32984038
Eh, whatever, we'll just use this one.

>>32984038
Doesn't matter, they fucked up the OP. Let it die.

>>32984048
>>32984049
samefagging OP detected

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>>32984060
Fuck off.

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>>32984060
"No."

>>32984062
>>32984080
Samefagging again, where are the mods?

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>>32984086
Autosaging your shitty thread.

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>replying to blatant bait
Any interest in a restock?

>>32984114
>not replying to blatant bait
If you don't give them attention it just gets worse. Like black people or pubic crabs.

>>32983923
>/k/ _ weapons

>>32984135
>Welcome to /k/, 4chan's weapons board. Our board centers around weapons, armor, and other myriad military technology.
>and other myriad military technology.
I'll have you know these velcro backed anime memes are of critical importance to my private military company in place of IFF tags.

>>32984114
I ordered too many of these and have an extra if someone wants to buy it off me.

>based on posting in the other thread, there are still people who believe this isn't a general

Why?

>>32984217
>based on the amount of times you insist you're straight, there are still people who insist that fucking traps isn't gay

Why?

>>32984232
Fair enough, I guess.

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>>32984238
Nigger just fuck off already, we've decided to use this thread. Stop bumping your shitter thread and further trying to shit up this one.

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>>32984029
Time for your shower
>don't worry, it's liquid lye soap

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>>32984385

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He fucking did it

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>>32984481
>pepe
>hard to draw

>>32984481
it wasn't supposed to be a sad pepe, but I'm bad at drawing badly drawn things

>>32984481
>Moon man as his invoice logo

jej

>>32984385
>My Dear Maid
for the inevitable >sauce? comment.

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>>32984524
>mfw found that and jerked to it 3 times in a row because it's so long
>mfw jerked it to it again today
>mfw found out they added an extra bit at the end with his daughter
>mfw waiting to jerk it again before I read it

>>32984547
jump off a bridge, boyo

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>>32984547

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Official patch thread here.

Also rate my autism

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>>32984593
>Singapore anon got his patch
I always get nervous shipping over seas, especially to Asia and Africa.
And I also remember you posting your patch earlier.

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>>32984557
>My Dear Maid finally gives a less censored scan of the alt story from King's app
>Feelsgoodman.jpg

>>32983996
why must you torture me and not restock martian militia?

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>>32984593
>AH and CC patch
ayyy
>No FH patch
...?

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>>32984658
I shall rerun it in November. Martian Militia is now the dedicated winter patch.

>>32984327
It is by definition, a "riskay" patch, it shows more skin than commonly accepted and is the main focus of her being underdressed

>>32983898
I wouldn't mind if you sullied mine and rolled in it before you shipped it.

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>>32984722
It's "risqué", you mong.

>>32984758
I don't speak that coward Frenchy faggot language.

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>>32984777
Trips confirm. Frogs btfo

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Tomorrow.

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>>32984777
how will they ever recover

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>>32983923

>They used my picture

O bby
Sorry I didn't get back faster, beer was offered.

>>32983034
>How do you get into fire/EMS: Cold weather edition
1. Receive your EMT certification. Work as an EMT.
2. Become volunteer firefighter.
3. Get EMT-I or AEMT certification
4. Become firefighter, get at least 1 year of experience and become Firefighter II on a state or DoD level (or equivalent in non-US: See your countries for specifics, I can answer some questions on others if needed)
5. Receive Airport and HAZMAT training
6. ICS 100+200 training
7. At this point you should have three years of full time experience and you are ready to apply, six years as a volunteer counts as three years of experience (2:1 ratio).

You should be a paramedic (I have a flight nurse+Paramedic cert), your Associates in fire science (I have mine and a BSN), And a HAZMAT tech licence (have mine).

The interview focuses a lot on the mental aspect and no one here is green. We have three woodland firefighters and four smokejumpers. The youngest guy is 23. There's no women on this rotation. You need to be good in the cold, and you need to know that everything out there is much, much worse than anywhere else in the world, since you're so far away from serious help.

Also you must, MUST be proficient in flamethrower operation. Conversational understanding of Norwegian is helpful but not required. There's a commissary on station (which only sells V&B for liquor for some reason?) and an ATM, satellite internet with a 20mbps up and (IIRC) 3 down is provided by AT&T, but you can only play chess master with it, and sometimes people want to test your blood for no reason. But I do love this job.

>>32984964
I really want a patch like that... How much would you be willing to sell one for? (If you've got any extras laying around.)

>>32984558
announcing a report is against the rules

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>>32985006
And..?

>>32984791
>Quebecois are cucks
>Mad Max Bernier

>>32984964
>How do you get into fire/EMS: Cold weather edition
how do I literally anything innasnowy artic research base

>>32984996

I currently don't have any of those laying around (04-10 I think?). The new ones I'll get after this rotation (winter) I think can be gotten for about $20 on eBay.
These older ones are probably hard to come by.

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>>32985059
He is a big exception. Going to vote for him come May in fact. Just the fact of the matter is Quebec votes consistently votes either liberal, NDP (literal socialists) and Quebec bloc (leftist as fuck) every election.

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>>32985048
>>32985006
Pic related for Ai against the chronic whiner

>>32985107
that gif totally caught me off guard, was expecting "Wrong"

>>32985091

Demonstrate value. I've been to stations in Longyearbyen, Antarctic, Deadhorse, AK, Greenland and northern Russia, and all of them I've been a medical staff of some sort. There's no shortage of need for a medical professional who doesn't mind the cold, and there's a few organizations out there (Americore, CDC, National federation of scientists, the DoD and Dept of Homeland security, Forestry Service, energy Department) that have need for firefighters or medical staff who are willing to go to weird and wild places.

Do you know a trade? Plumbing, HVAC, and Electric at McMurdo is handled by a split of Government and civilian, and I know they need staff.

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>>32985163
>Demonstrate value
kek. Do you get a lot of action in Antarctica because of...the implication?

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>>32985193

I mean, where's she gonna go? The snow?


There's actually few women here (suprise) and any sex here is angry and leaves you feeling hollow. Most of them are doctors of particular physics or geology or some other useless degree anyways.
You come back state side and even twos look like tens. If you're a single man you'll plow everything you can, if you're a married man or have a woman you'll make her walk wrong for a good three weeks.

>>32984964
>all these quals.
The Thing really did have it right, huh.

>>32984964
what knife is that?

>>32984964
Do you have an email I could contact you at?

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>>32985242
>Sex is angry and leaves you feeling hollow
So, regular sex then.

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>>32985279

I'm only partially joking is the fin part. I have in fact used a flamethrower here, and the second most spoken language here is Norwegian.
The rest of the memes are just that, memes. We do actually watch The Thing extremely often though. I've seen it...About a hundred times?

>>32985293

Benchmade Triage
Probably the firefighters/EMTs best knife besides the up-gunned Benchmade auto Triage. The handle material and the oversized and easy controls help, the hook is great and the N680 steel is really good at resisting corrosion.
The belt clip is crap and I need to have it fixed and the endge could hold better but those are literally my only two complaints.

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Also you all wanted lewd.

So I got you some wood for Valentines Day as well.

>>32985436
Is yandere dropping est or some other timezone?

>>32984114
Oh yus

>>32985462

EST

>>32985314
[email protected]

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>you will never get an order from Antarctica and pack it with extreme love and pretend it contains top secret government docs

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We need more 2hu patches.

Opinions?

Can't believe I made this in Paint and fucking MS Word.

Anyone got the video of some guy burning a WGW patch?

>>32984691
[reeeees softly]

okay

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Got this in the mail. Too bad I'll never have a real Funco.

>>32985436
>2016
wrong year bud

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>>32985715

It's just a lewd edit of the 2016 Patch.

I'll have a new mascot patch this year with 2017 when the time is right.

>>32984114
Similar to what i replied the last time you posted this, yes.

>>32985741
k, expect an order for wooden tiddies and yanderes tomorrow from the great state of our glorious Vice President.

>>32984996
>Also you must, MUST be proficient in flamethrower operation. Conversational understanding of Norwegian is helpful but not required. There's a commissary on station (which only sells V&B for liquor for some reason?) and an ATM, satellite internet with a 20mbps up and (IIRC) 3 down is provided by AT&T, but you can only play chess master with it, and sometimes people want to test your blood for no reason. But I do love this job.

4$ free shipping on ebay
literally hundreds of em

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>>32985567
I'll send you some random papers in a Manilla envelope with the stamp that says "McMurdo Station Department of Safety" of that helps anon

Does anyone know if unlimited patchworks is planning on restocking the MADsen patch?

>>32986059
>anon
Get fucking dicked on, Ai.

>>32986116
>unlimited patchworks
Her name is 2hu and she's an adorable loli that you should bully.
Also maybe. Op-chan and Megumeme are being restocked for sure.

>>32986059
Why the fuck does the USCG have an MI-25?

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>court bullshit clogging my schedules
>cchl training
>art is piling up
>missing patch releases

just fuck my face and call me a flaming homosexual famalam

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>>32986117

Fug

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>>32986151
Only the Antarctic branch.
And you don't need to know.

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>>32984593
Am I autistic to think that the /ak/ patches don't really fit well with everything else? I know it's our logo and all, but it's weird seeing people have them and not knowing if they actually understand what they mean.

Still working on a staff-only patch anyway.
>AKA I'm not working on it at all, and it's just sitting around doing absolutely nothing with it's life. Like me...

Also, Ai, how goes that request I sent ya? I know you are busy and stuff, but I got some free time at the moment to do some patch-related things.

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>>32986059
P-p-p-please do... email me and I'll drop you an address. I want to feel important.

>>32986117
Ai is short for Anonimous.

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>>32986221
That's just because /ak/ doesn't belong on /k/ anon, even you're admitting that you don't fit in, you just can't accept it yet.

>>32986151
Why did Alaskan State Troopers use AKs before they got Galils?
Slavshit just werks in the cold.

>>32986240
Ai bringing the bantz

>>32986243
>Why did Alaskan State Troopers use AKs before they got Galils?

Learning about that was so fucking cool.

>ARs couldn't handle the constant bone-chilling cold

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>>32986214

It's also actually from a Soviet movie where the USCG is...More analogous to the Soviet Union's Border Guards I guess?

It's a MIL MI-24D at any rate.

>>32986243
Because AKs are from Alaska, hence the name, AK

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>tfw Alaskan state trooper

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>>32986266

Tbh if they would let me I'd have brought my guns with me to Antarctica but they're worried about us loosing our minds or some nonsense.

>>32986225

Can do

>>32986281

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>>32986240
Well, /ak/ doesn't really belong on either board realistically.
Both sides detest the other, but we choose to have a foot on each side to act as sort of an embassy between the two. Get random /a/nons into guns, and get /k/ommandos into weeb stuff.

B-but n-no bully, got it? T-The anti-bully ranger says so!
>And who the hell are you calling anon?

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>>32986311
And if there's a return address I'll probably mail back a meme patch or two.

>>32986336
Lardagus is short for "Late arriving retard disgusted at gay university students"

>>32986266
I liked how the ARs froze solid and the Mini 14 threw it's firing pin down the barrel after the first shot, but the G3 was my favorite.
>HK-91 A round was chambered and would not fire. Round was manually extracted, another was chambered which did fire. The weapon cycled and the third round would not fire. Manually operated, fourth round would not fire. Charging handle broke off.
I just enjoy imaging how hard they tried to force it.

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Possible patch idea?

>>32986401
/fa/ is more your speed

>>32986401
Did you just take a picture of a trash can pin and add the words I AM above it?

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>>32986306

Fite me northy reeeeee

I work Deadhorse EMS sometimes, and I used to work for Anchorage. how's your winter going? Where's your station m8?

>>32986337

L-lewd.

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>>32986386

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>>32986379
Hm, surprisingly accurate.
I'll give it a 9/10, just because it's still a little incoherent.

But seriously, muh vectors?

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I am back! I started a strawpoll since I dont think I can do 10 different patches at once.

Top 3 win. use grid for reference

>>32986493
You forgot your strawpoll.

>>32986493
Fug forgot to post poll
http://www.strawpoll.me/12335375

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Can anyone make this a patch? I really like the movie Taxi Driver it kinda is an amalgamation of /k/ /pol/ and /r9k/ into a character.

>>32986457
>still doesn't ask for my email
I'll bully you

>>32986486
>muh vectors
P-p-please be patient, uni is really taking its toll on me right now.

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>>32986551

I...was waiting for you to give it me!
>P l s n o b u l l y

>>32986580
[email protected]

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>>32986493
We told you more helmet details, and red is too bright for patch.
Doesn't look any better.
Green and black.

>>32986588
Sent

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>>32986551
kek. U of T feels as they pack all the midterms before reading week.

Unless you're mentally deficient and go to York or Rye High. Then stop complaining, your school is a meme

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>>32986457
Winter is comfy so far, I'm stationed in Kodiak.

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>>32986116
Madsen is inbound tmmw according to tracking. Will restock on Wednesday once I get everything together, which will include the following:
Woodland and Flecktarn Op-chan
Shimapan
Anti-skill & judgement
[hopefully] Madsen

>>32986136
[pic]

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>>32986633
Don't bully or else...

Why is there no laser loli patch?

>>32986663

Cool, is Jimmy still chief up there?

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>>32983948
>>32983975

See this is why people hate the generals.

>DONT USE THAT FUCKING THREAD ITS NOT REAL, ITS TIME MINE! tm

Pathetic

>>32984628
no not that yo
the one with his daughter

>>32984722
see>>32984758

>>32985611
too obscure

>>32986386
>the Mini 14 threw it's firing pin down the barrel after the first shot

that's...not possible

>>32986750
>more acceptable to have two identical threads going at the same time

Please die

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>>32986733
15 years and going strong

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>get woodpatch newsletter about yandere patches
>at 9:01
>check store
>already sold out

>>32986796
He doesn't have it yet you mong

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>>32986697
I snapped that image :3

>>32986697
Where the crackers is Megumeme?

>>32984114
Yes

>>32986603
Working on it m8

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>>32986551
Hokay.
I know those feels, just failed my first test...

Feels bad, man. But the prof. did say that most people failed the first one, but still get out of the class with Bs and stuff, so I'm not terribly worried.
>keeping that optimistic face on, even when SHTF

>>32986752
>that's...not possible
Technically it is but there would have to be an explosion involved.

>>32984114
fuck yea do it

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>>32986855
I have reason to suspect they would include it in the report if it exploded.
Anon is very wrong though, Mini 14 didn't even fire.

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>>32986763
>NEET

Just try not to die in a door way.
You fat fuckers are a bitch to un-wedge.

I got an idea, so woodpatch has that laser right? Could that work on metal? If so, how about slide plates on striker fired guns? It'd be cool to have some memery on my gats too no?

>>32986752
>too obscure
Really? I wouldn't have thought so. It's basically Utsuho's motif.

>>32986580
10/10 would buy immediately

>>32986811
Megumin

>>32986855
the firing pin has two stops that wouldn't allow it
You would have to extrude the firing pin through the hole, break the face of the bolt out AND break the rear tab off, or they simply broke the end off

those are the only possibilities

>>32986905
no
his maxes out at 100 watts
you need a kilowatt to do metal

He can take off anodizing or MAYBE nitriding/tenifer

>>32986911
*I* know that but to everyone else it's just a radioactive symbol

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>>32986898
>FN FNC
>Not objectively based
>>32986767
What a champ.

>>32984964
thats badass would buy

>>32986950
Does anyone here have or have access to such a laser?
>totenkopf rear slide plates when

>>32986950
Megumeme.
If 2hu isn't restocking her Megumin I might cut myself.

>>32986954
Well you have to use the gun right if you want the gun to work right.
Frozen conditions are considered adverse.

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>>32986954
She's a smart raifu, that's for sure.

>>32986950
>but to everyone else it's just a radioactive symbol
Wouldn't something similar be the case for almost any 2hu-based design?

What's the argument for why team 9 or EET were able to sell? Sheer meme value?

>>32987032
They don't really look much like existing symbols.

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>>32986954
everyone liked the FNC

>>32986975
bruh
the factory plate is plastic
he could eat right through it

For a custom smooth one he'd need to have it machined before engraving

>>32987001
my bad
I thought you ask "what" was megumeme
Didn't read

>>32987019
the test was ridiculous though
Didn't they dunk them in water or some shit?

>>32987032
because they have enough reference to the games
If you really wanted you could just go buy pic related and call it a day
And considering there's so many, I'm sure you can find a merrowed and velcro'd one

No reason to remake such a simple design

is there a site that has tons of flag patches all of the same size and all velcro backed? looking for puerto rico, jamaica, the usa, and russia

>>32987058
Left in an water bucket overnight in -40.

>>32987084
gadsden and culpepper

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>>32986900
>No other sizes of this image found.

>>32987058
They make cnc aluminum flat plates, would that work?

>>32986811
Currently being made, megumeme hat jsut been shipped out and expected later half of this week

>>32987091
thanks! still looking for puerto rico, jamaica, and russia though

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>>32987058
>everyone absolutely loves the FNC
Fixed that for you.

Especially airshitters. I can't find a decent one fucking anywhere. Gahh, I might as well buy a real one at this point.

>>32987088
>well if all the guns didn't work it'd be unrealistic

Yes because completely freezing your guns solid in a block of ice is realistic in any metric

>torture test fags

>>32987114
yeah but he'd have to buy them, then mark them up, then resell them

You really want to pay that twice?

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>>32987189
Is there a particular torture test you'd like to talk about?

any chance the strike witches patch is getting another run? i want all of them

>>32987231
Yes. As in they are being made right now.

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>>32986603
Hows this? Its a little rough but am I in the ballpark? Ill get on a green and black variant ASAP

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>>32986796

Valentines Day is tomorrow. Tuesday.

And if you go to my site and look at the Yandere Operator patch it says [02/14/17]

>>32986905

Aside the limitations of the machine I live in NY and all handguns I receive need to be registered to me through a three/four week process before I can possess them. If I really wanted to do firearm engraving I'd need an FFL and a better machine.

>>32987188
I'll be getting a real one eventually

>>32987240
oh, sweet. i got into it at the right time i guess.

>>32987114

If you want engraved Glock slide plates there are places that are already tooled up to do that for you at a more cost effective alternative than if I tried to do it having never done so before and possibly being incapable.

Glock Store offers the service for example.

>>32987249
are you on long island?

>>32987209
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>>32987231
>>32987240
they are literally on the way to my house right now

I'll have them ready on Friday at 5 PM

Only 8 full sets available
Will only have 6 up since I need to account for lost shipments

I'll be announcing via restock notifications first, then facebook, then here separated by like 5 or 10 minutes each.

>>32987275

No. Hudson Valley.

The entire state needs a permit to buy and own handguns. It sucks.

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>>32986697
>2hu
sent you an email

>>32987209
DELET

>>32987307
responded

>>32987293
Can confirm, long island friends be waiting 1+ year on handgun license cuz local police be shit

>>32987293
i live on long island, gonna be moving somewhere near green pretty shortly so iktf

>>32987412
>>32987293
everything with ny is "hurry up and wait"
it'll probably be 6+ months guy
>>32987084
bump

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And heres the Green. Thoughts?

>>32987444
Significantly better.

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>>32987444
looks sick

>>32987402
havnt gotten it yet, internet might be a faggit right now

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any interest?

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>>32987506
>forced meme

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Fuck...

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Apparently no one has any appreciation for Doom.

>>32987506
Whatever happened to Fefe?

>>32987540
Why is your fb page down?

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>>32987540
hey
you're gonna make it bud :^)

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>>32987585
what in fuck that is most certainly not the >>32987540
anime girl I selected

WHAT THE FUCK IS HAPPENING TO MY FORMATTING REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

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>>32987540
What's the matter, is something 'stumping' you?

>>32987402
can you resend reply I never got it, pls sir

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>>32987512
Pic related.
>>32987540
Whats up Ai?

>>32987540
i love you

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What did Ai mean by this?

>>32987546
eventually™ friend

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Breaking news desu. Patch maker and fellon Ai "A Fucking Leaf" Felix has committed sudoku.

>>32987644
did they find opsec's body?

>>32987506
>3 bad forced memes

>Ai won't answer his messages

I'm not saying to panic yet, but...

>>32987540
Don't you fucking do this man I was about to order some good shit man I will seriously drop 1,000 bucks on ya tonight if you lift that damn shit

>>32987660
>pepe a forced meme

>>32987705
can i get a rundown on whats going down, if its not too personal. i consider pretty much everyone on /k/ a friend of a mine

>>32987714
it really is

>>32987723
Bogdanoff bros got him

>but srs i dunno
>we were talking real estate and suddenly I see these posts

>>32987729
a relative of his probably died, lets give him some space

>>32987729
I think its gotten to where it is now organically, not forced. people force it but its where it is today from organic normal growth

>>32987729
well i hope hes alright. tell him anon is concerned

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>mfw ordered from Ai earlier today
How fucked am I?

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http://bmc-tactical.com/no-step-on-snek-patch/

Should I just go with >>32987444
only or does anyone want some of the other designs?
>>32987729
Hope hes alright.

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In tonight's special report we discuss how racist patch maker, fellon, gun nut, and known associate of the Grand Wizard of the Ku Klux Klan was the first success of the Liberal Party of Canada's Task Force for the Elimination of All Forms of Islamophobia as introduced by resolution P-07
https://winnipeg2016.liberal.ca/policy/condemning-all-forms-of-islamophobia/#0
Will this dudebro looking motherfucker execute our dear centipede fucking friend? Please stay tuned for further details desu.

>>32987748
>normal
maybe not normal actually, but organic

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>>32987772

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>>32987796

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>>32987540
pull through for us fellon

>>32987540
>wait for patch to restock to buy
>might not get it now
Well that's just great! If you have some problems deal with them in real life don't post them on a fucking thread for autists who love patches. Sorry to be rude but tbqh senpai giving us a "Fuck..." and not explaining anything is just asking for attention...

>>32987950
yeah he's being autistic as fuck

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>>32987402
>>32987615
reply received, thank you good sir

He's probably just changing his sites look

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A-Ai? A-are you okay?

Drop one for no, drop two for yes.
Seriously, what's up? Need to chat over email or something? We are all here for you, bud.

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come on Ai, don't do this shit to us bud

>>32988047
y-yeah, he's just finding the right font color, anon

eyo sticker you getting them orders out or are you backed up?

>>32988208
This, I want my grease covered stickers already

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>this image
It's everything we only hope and dream about, but never expected to become reality.

Shout out to the anon on the /ak/ thread for finding this. It's a real gem.

>>32988301
didn't that get posted here like 2 threads ago?

>>32988313
Fuck if I know. Some anon brought it to my attention, so I'm rolling with it.

Either way, it's pretty neat.

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>>32988339

>>32988313
its in the /ak/ thread right now

>>32988301
I didn't think it was possible for me to want to marry Megumin any more than I already did.

Holy shit I left for an hour to get some emergency groceries.

I'm alive and well, all is good, nothing to worry about. Just saw paypal was messing me over and I needed to fix some stuff so I closed down for a little. Don't worry about it.

I'll be putting the store back up tomorrow at 7 am. I should be getting new samples for all the patches very promptly.

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>>32988406
Breaking news desu. It was nothing.
Coming up next: Are catgirls furry, and would a blowjob from one hurt because of weird cat tongue pokey things?

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>>32988406
Stop scaring us like that.
You almost made me buy a WGW patch instead.

>>32988406
You had me worried Senp-Ai

>>32988435
>Being this much of a faggot

>>32988427
depends on how much the cat:person ratio is.

obviously theyd be genetically engineered for best blowjobs

>>32988427
My dog licked my dick once while I was busy fapping and looked away. Felt pretty good 2bh

>>32988525
Cats are not dogs.

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>>32987247
100% better.gives the eye something to catch on.
Was too blank before.
See what your straw poll says about the colors.
Too my mind red is little too gaudy, like look at me.
I like subdued colors even for USA flag, and flag of northern Virginia.(politically incorrect stuff).
Pic related, you can wear this and get away with it.
Next pic , hard not to be noticed.

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>>32988578

>>32985436
asshole now i have to put more neetbux into my acct and reorder this and the thigh patch the gf stole from me.

>>32988578
>wearing patches so people don't see them

what-fucking-ever

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>>32988629
>>wearing patches so people don't see them
>what-fucking-ever
I live in a democratic stronghold, with high minority population.
I'm outnumbered.
I already had my trump lawn sign stolen which I paid 10$ American money for.
If your enemy is secure at all points, be prepared for him.
>If he is in superior strength, evade him.

>>32988785
>not planting it out on a day you have off and watching it all day to get a pic and then confront them about it

>those scalpers
Holy shit, some nip is selling one of Dutchko's patches and the bidding is up to nearly $125.

Reading through his comments (read: poorly translated), he does not seem to be a happy camper right now.

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>>32987444
On your other helmet design.
You need the iron cross.to dress it up.
Helps with the "blood and iron" theme.

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>>32986493
>reminder that you need to add details

>>32988912
Tell him to make a shit ton and open it up to the world market and it will fuck over the scalpers

>>32989053
hey NEET is the Polis Ranger patch ever getting restocked?

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>>32989053
>packing NEETs order
what to put in it? hrrmmmmm......

>>32988406
Also, that was a bit of a wild ride mrbones, I was about to load up and represent the Martian Militia in canadistan

Also not drinkinkg

>>32989129
Whenever this "American" company finishes their "yearly maintenance" that just so happens to be at the same time as Chinese new year

They have Megumin too, so It's really pissing me off

>>32989136
Did you ship out your shit?

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>>32989041
I agree , that looks even better with the helmet like that fills empty space.

>>32989136
>what to put in it?

please don't add semen
I've had enough of that

>>32989189
Baller

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>>32989162
fug I want no less than three of your patches but I don't want to do multiple orders, I abhor giving any more money than necessary to the USPS.

>>32989190
not like I could anyways

>>32989175
not like I could anyways

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>>32984613
>Singapore anon got his patch
A-am i the only singaporean?

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>>32989206
well grab the Polis fast because I have a metric FUCKTON of restock notification requests

I had these forever and they didnt' sell and suddenly they became popular after I sold out

>>32989210
>not like I could anyways
Proofs

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>>32989222
I just like Metro.

But I blame the Novorossiya fag that put a similar patch on his uniform.

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>>32989222
You would like that wouldn't you

>>32989292
So when are you shipping your stuff out?

>>32989292
I thought you were muscleman, not XX chromosame man

>>32989222
I guess you could say
Guilty on all charges.
Amirite?
Sorry, I'm on my phone and things get messed up. Just like text messages set months prior.

>>32989310
Soon as I stick art in envelopes and get a chance to make it in the post office

>>32989353
What gave you that impression?

>>32989360
Oh my bad it was Sour that posted himself

But seriously, post your thighs

>pls

>>32989386
Plenty of thighs in jail.

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>>32989386
Catch me when I'm drinking fggt

>>32989394
you are drinking tho

>>32989436
Going to jail nigger baiter

>>32989394
I hope I get some anime tiddies.

>>32989438
Wasn't NEET posting while Arctic Fox was testifying in court?

>>32989502
fucking bomb diggity rekt yes he was

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>>32989450
did you ask for anime tiddies?

>>32989436
>beer in my hand
N-NANI!?!?!

>>32989502
>>32989508
What is borrowed trip for 500

>>32989510
I hope I get thighs

>>32989517
nigger of all the excuses you could come up with you could have at least said he was phone posting, come on

>>32989510
I did ask for anime tiddies.

>>32989527
>turning off your trip to samefag

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>>32989510
>need to do like 10 package art orders

I too have a beer in my hand

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>>32989547
I just finished 17

>>32989547
Show us your faggy cat

>>32989555
>drinking what amounts to a 750 of liquor
>of beer
>still being coherent

Maybe if you drank it over the last 3 hours

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>>32989577
no, 17 package arts.

How drunk are you osifer??

>>32989608
not nearly enough to keep my hands from shaking

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>>32989519
did you ask for thighs?

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>>32989618
you need to stretch your tendons thru out the day

An easy one is to put your hands together then bring your wrist to right angles. hold for a minute or so. do this casually throughout the day.

Also draw with your elbow not your wrist.

>>32989635
>Also draw with your elbow not your wrist.

can't
most of my pictures are tiny and I'm doing it on a computer monitor on my lap
I have nowhere to rest my arm

>and I'm a trash artist

>>32989621
does wishing count as asking

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>>32989639
You'll always be with that aditude

>>32989662
I drive dump truck for a living, not draw anime tiddies

>>32989665
I used to refuel aircraft and drive a 5000 gallon truck

>>32989533
>everyone who disagrees with me is a samefag

FYI I'm not the guy you're replying to and I don't live in Minnesota.

>>32986855
Anything is possible with a good explosion

:3

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>>32989685
>only has 3 axles

lmao git gud

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>>32984114
Yea boiiiii

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>>32989714
>hating on 3 axles

>>32989714
I've always wondered, why do they have retractable wheels? how does lowering the wheels improve anything? how can retractable wheels actually bear a load?

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>>32989714
43 zerks to grease on that bitch

>>32989737
pushers and tags
Pushers are in front of your drive wheels, tags behind

They have airbags that put pressure down and you can adjust them

The law states that you can only have a certain amount of weight per axle because it damages the roads and can collapse bridges
It's all about rebound before the next axle hits

The reason you don't want them down all the time is because when you're unloaded, you will take too much weight off your steer tires
Happens all the time in the winter. You'll round a corner and go sliding into the other lane because you have no traction
I usually just hit the brakes or lift the pushers if I have time

A big problem is if you don't have full pressure on your pushers when braking, you'll lock them up and drag them

>>32989740
I'm pretty sure there's 10 on either side of the front end of the dump I pictured, then there's like 10 on the driveshaft, 2 on the box pins, 2 on the spring mounts, 2 on the clutch, 2 on each slack adjuster and I don't remember what else

Been a long time since I've had to do anything like that.
We got other people to do it and I started driving.

I usually just start going along the machine looking for moving parts and looking for a fitting.

Concrete mixers are a cunt because it's 8 wheel drive so it has a transfer case and 3rd drive axle
And if they're steerable pushers/tags they have king pins on each wheel

>>32984593
What's that patch with the red M and the skull below it?

>>32989798
Polis ranger

>>32985436
Can I get the right one, but made from pine?

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>>32983730
The Futhark can NOT, and should NOT be used like that. You can't just replace latin letters with runes. There are loads of weird rules when it comes to writing with Futhark, especially the older Futhark. Just keep the symbols you had before.

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>>32988427
no sandpaper for my dick thanks

>>32989386
> Muscle man
Well this day started nicely.

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At last the Megumeme is real...

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watching kino no tabi, fucking love it.
why no patch of best girl?
should have hand drawn instead of dicking around in inkscape...

>>32990180
Sauce?

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>>32990338
Monogatari Series