Will you enlist?

>>32822736
Only if we fight Russia. Those commies have it coming.

>Tfw the president is bbf with them
>the chances of it happening

>>32822736
protip: no one calls it a chopper

>>32823884
CTR pls

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>>32822736
Already did it.

But I'll shake your hand and send you off to war like the old timers did for me, in Bangor Maine before I shipped.

>>32822736
>As world tensions start to heat up a serious question is asked. Will you enlist once war is declared.

This is an adult board, and your question is stupid because it's not remotely specific.

If you wait for some special event to enlist, you don't really want to enlist, you just want the fantasy that you would. I recommend you avoid al US and European militaries due to your mental retardation.

Yeah, sure, there will be a Sudden Demand for helicopter pilots despite no production surge due to long lead times, and Special You will be selected!

Why the fuck are you not in the military NOW moving up the career ladder NOW to fly a helo IN REAL LIFE? I'll tell you why. It's not because you are a faggot. There are actual fagfags who despite their mental illness feel the call to serve their country and learn war. You are a lesser man than these.

>>32823906
>fucking shits

I already fought in Afghanistan in the Army, but I'd consider going back in. Depends on if I was married or had kids, I've got neither wife nor kids right now, so reenlisting would be an option. I'm a year away from graduating college though, but it would probably be good to be there for the younger guys and share some experience with them.

>>32823920
Lol I did trashcanland in the Marines.

I just think it's funny you say "I don't have kids... Right now."

Well no shit bro, did you fucking kill them? You can't unhave kids.

>>32823913
US MILL SHILL GTFO

Aren't there enough blood thirsty motherfuckers and poor negresses to supply the military?

If there was a real conflict, I would weigh my options. Then buy my ticket to South America.

>>32823937

I'm saying I may have them later on down the line

>>32823937
>You can't unhave kids.

Thanks to 4chan I know unbirthing is a thing, and a remarkably popular fetish.

thanks, /b/!

>>32823884
>current russia
>commies
actually retarded

>>32823948
I didn't mention the US as OPs enlistment goal. I suggested OP AVOID the US and Eurofag services.

There are many militaries. Why are you hallucinating a sentence I didn't write? If you weren't a dumbass you'd know that. You'd also know conscription would be a breeze to avoid as it's always been. Self identify as a drug addict and be sure to test positive. After classification, magically cure thyself.

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>>32823967
I know, we joke around here. Don't ever get married tho.

>>32823974
>2017
>/b/

You have to go back. What the fuck are you even doing here?

>You have to go back. What the fuck are you even doing here?

All 4chan is subsets of /b/. I am back. You can never leave.

>>32823974
go back to nu-reddit
>>>/b/

I've been in the National Guard for 4 years now.

Hopefully I can make it 2 more without a deployment.

>>32824031
I've been thinking about the guard, how is it?

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>>32824017
You couldn't even link my post...

Newfag of the year.

Funny and pathetic, all at once.

FFL

>>32822736
Already planning ROTC service since I've been applying for the scholarship for a whle (Even without it, I would still join). How much has the sandbox cooled since Obama's second term?

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>>32822736
I would go to war under Trump if war was declared on the following:

>Mexico
>China
>Canada
>Turkey
>Germony (Cuck krauts have it coming)
>Sweden
>Saudi Arabia

I'm already hitting the gym three times a week to get myself in shape for a deployment.

>>32823884
>[CURRENT YEAR]
>Russians being the enemy
/leftypol/ go and stay go

>>32824329
you need cardio, picking things up and putting them back down doesn´t help jack shit. rucking does

enjoy losing all those gainz in boot faggot

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>>32822736
if there is a fight in Europe, yes. China, maybe. Middle east, no I'm invested in oil but I'm not dealing with sandniggers and their shit

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>>32823913
Because I just turned 18 in December and I graduate high-school in May.

>>32824355
I go to the gym to use their cardio equipment exclusively. In addition to this, I do a lot of that "picking things up and putting them down" at work already as it is. I just don't have time to go out for a jog or go running every other day, so I go to the gym instead.

>>32823903
>>32823989
>>32824329

>too easy

>>32824690
>just pretending

I have a wife and kids. It would seriously depend on who we fought and why. If I felt like I could better protect my family by going to fight, I would. If we were cuntstomping some -stan shithoke again, no i'd stay home.

Now if the draft happens again, I'd go no questions asked. I'd rather go fight in some Siberian hell hole than end up in military court for dodging.

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>>32824711
You get +1 for saying "cunt stomping".

Lulz nigger ive been here since 2005 and this place is still what.

>>32823893
Fine, a "whirligig".

The united states is the largest organized terrorist organization on the face of this planet. Surprises me how many people still sign up to go fight sand niggers in another country that the US sold weapons too. Maybe there's something i'm missing but all i see is meathead kids who believe in the false sense of patriotism passed down from vet fathers and grandfathers to their sons and grandsons and those retards just want to "make pa proud" . For me it doesn't make sense with all this proof of our war crimes and the the large portion of the fed being fraudulent/corrupt

>>32824038
Go active first. 98% of soldiers who have only been in the Guard and have never deployed are completely worthless.

>>32822736
No, I'm currently in nursing school and I would finish it first and then get a comission in the navy nurse corps.

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Nope, actually my plan was that if Hillary were elected and got us into a war with Russia to go stand outside the MEPs station with my DD214 blanket and wave a dainty silk handkerchief at all the liberal hippies getting drafted.

Almost makes me sad she lost... Almost.

>>32823913
this is the most retarded thing i've heard all day

>>32825921
please tell me this isn't real

>>32823884
>Communists enlist to fight communists
oy vey good goy

>>32825921
If there was a draft everyone who just got out will be the first ones called back you fucking retard.

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Only if we're fighting communists again.
Or anybody that's a legitimate threat to the American people, but when is that ever gonna happen again?.

>>32826032
Nope, was Operation Draft Our Daughters during the election. Reactions were fucking priceless, literally had feminists on twitter going 'if thats what equality means then we dont want it'. Some retard e-journo hillshill also made a story about it thinking it was a great step forward for equality to send all our daughters to fight the Russians.

>>32826134
Oh and I'd go Navy and see if I can't be an FMF Corpsman.

>all these people saying "not if we're fighting some poor goatfffuckers where I have a <1% chance of dying in only fighting when we're fighting a standing army where combat losses will be massive
are they trying to fool us or themselves?

>>32826193
Fooling themselves into believing that dying from a goatfucker IED is not equal to dying from a conventional forces artillery bombardment, most likely due to the rationale of their deaths meaning something. Not that youd ever find out, cus yer dead.

>>32823884

Russia is a democracy you communist! The real commies are in China.