Gray man rate thread Gotta have eachothers' backs

>>32822540
>starts "Gray Man thread".
>Posts a picture of a poser geardo fagot

I don't think you know what "gray man" means, Oppo.

>>32822546
>poser geardo fagot
you have no clue who he is or who he works for, I guess I've been here too damn long

>>32822546
But if he closed his jacket you'd just think he was a chunky autist and therefore ignore him... genius?

>>32822553
>you have no clue who he is or who he works for
Nor do I want to have a clue.
He looks like a complete looser.

Also, here's a definition for you:
http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=grey%20man

>>32822558
Touche. :)

>>32822558
he's a silent protector, a dark knight

Obvious felon in police badge look= grey man?

>>32822590
because he can take it (in the butt)

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Is this a gun or an airsoft toy?
The man has a strong blues clues kind of vibe. I bet most people would assume at >5 meters it's a toy given the context.

Open carry or the quiet genius of a 230 IQ gray man practitioner?

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>GEN 4 GLOCK 19 WITH AMERIGLO PROGLOS+HALEY STRATEGIC SKIMMER TRIGGER
>JM CUSTOM AIWB "GEORGE" HOLSTER
>SUREFIRE X300 ULTRA "A"
>7 MAGPUL 15RD PMAGS WITH 124GR +P SPEER GOLD DOTS ON ALL LOADED
>STREAMLIGHT PROTAC 1L-1AA WITH 1 CR123 BATTERY
>ALL SITTING ON A VOLUND GEARWORKS ATLAS G-HOOK SLIM BELT
>RATS TOURNIQUET (NOT SHOWN)
>STREAMLIGHT PROTAC 1L (NOT SHOWN, DISLODGED IN MY ANUS BEFORE TAKING PICS)
>MAGPUL GEN 3 PMAG IN BACK POCKET WITH 30 ROUNDS OF 5.56 HORNADY TAP (YES, I DO CARRY AN AR MAG IN MY EDC KIT)

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Rate me

>>32822540
I saw you coming a mile away 0/10

>>32822664
Can hairy women be grey men now?

>>32822540
Face is of a druggy. Gtfo. Betcha he's no gunz.

>>32822670
Wearing a far too big surplus jacket and cool doggo sunglasses Yeah okay

Not fooling anyone Mr. Obviously Armed

>>32822670
Good boy/10

>>32822553
I was there anon...i was there

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>>32822540
Here's my set-up

>>32822699
Why do you have a gun in a suitcase?

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>>32822699
>getting the gun wrong when imfdb is a thing

>>32822706

You're entirely too new here to be posting if this actually went over your head, son

>>32822540

Every time I see this pic I am absolutely certain this guy filled every pocket with something he saw in an old Shotgun News catalog.

Like plenty of CCW badges and sashes, I am sure.

>>32822699
>getting the gun wrong when it's shown very explicitly in profile in the film

>>32822682
>surplus jacket
its not surplus do

>>32822546
He's right tho. Seriously what the fuck?

I think grey man is retarded... But dressing like a mall ninja with Aids isn't casual. Kid, you're fucking this up.

>>32822540
I wonder if they still get business.

>>32822896
I want that shirt.

>>32822546
>>32823366
That's the joke you fucking moron

>>32823508
Then make jokes funny, then people might laugh.

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>>32822581
>http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=grey%20man

aka "Dressing like a normal person"

>>32823552
Youre probably one of those people who only find jokes about faggots and niggers funny

>>32822699

Oh man. That shirt is so wrong.

Anyone have the rest of this photo series? That shit was hilarious, the fact that it was an actual company even more so.

>>32823046
the dark knight rises is 5 years old now anon.

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>>32823905
Wrong.

I think you are both a nigger and a faggot, it's not the least bit humorous.

>>32823046
Well that belt isn't nearly sturdy enough for that handgun and holster. Besides why else carry a metal suitcase than to disguise your H&K

>>32822699
Where's the gray t-shirt he wears under his polo?

>>32822699
your a sig guy

>>32822659
that's kory watkins, so, that'd be "controlled opposition to try to stop open carry texas."

which failed.

>>32822673
That's not a woman

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This, plus gun.

Daily reminder that "grey man" is the right wing answer to gangstalking and only the tiniest bit less cringey. It's a mental game you play with yourself to feed your ego and nothing else. Cancer thread cancer topic.

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>>32822553
me and you both anon

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>>32822664
bretty gud chuckle m8, thanks

>>32827638
The jeans are not skinny enough to be real hipsters.

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what I wear nearly everyday.
subbing tshirt for different one.

>>32822699

Top Bane. I'll never get tired of this meme.

>>32823639
Top post. He dindu nuffin.

>>32822540
everytime I see that picture I get the urge to pour a can of campbells on some wonder bread and microwave it

>>32822896
Ah yes, the art of squash hunting. Gotta make sure you have a cat, they're very good at finding squash.

>>32827638
OP said "gray" man, with an "R"

>>32822699
Was getting dubs part of your plan?

>>32827638
would be actually effective too
untucked shirt to cover CC
plaid pattern to hide printing
boots for working, stomping

>>32822553
don't let the newfags get you down, son.

It'll be ok.

>>32822540

>security guard

Why are all of the "alternative LEO" jobs so fucking autistic?

>>32823639
>that face
Fuck man, what's wrong with him?

>>32830327
because people who do them failed at becoming LEOs? or are pathetic enough to take a job as a scarecrow making just above min wage? When I worked retail, I had two "older" black gentlemen who worked as security guards shop at my store on a regular basis. One was over weight and always sweated profusely. The other was so old and had white hair, and moved with a slow shuffle and I think he only grabbed a cart so he could use it as a walker.

>>32827725
don't do that

>>32827638
>numale

>>32832663

I'd make that face too if I had that haircut.
Maybe he has a lot on his mind...maybe a bunch of sins he needs to confess at church later...hopefully nothing that sets him off while there.

>>32832992
literally just modern fashion, get over yourself

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>>32828376

>>32822540
Gay man threads belong on >>>/lgbt/

>>32822540
More like school shooter thread.

>>32822546
trolling is a art

>>32822659
Looks like a civilian from arma 3

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>>32836015
>mfw I see it

>>32833167
you must be a fucking queer wearing your sisters skinny jeans haha go back to /fa/ faggot
real men wear boot cut jeans

>>32827494
For mountain jew

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>>32823639
>camera around his neck
>takes a picture with the second one he brought

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>>32827829
Sato is that you?

>>32827725
Dude, nice save! What an epic post! Post it in the /K/ humor thread!

>>32822540
I wasnt there for this thread, who is this guy?

>>32836279
I bet you wear pleated khakis too, you nerd.

>>32838216
Do you wear your sisters underwear too?

>>32838254
Nah, but I bet you wear your mom's bras to keep your man-tits under control.

>>32827638
I hate this shit.

I have a beard, and I love flannel. But I'm actually capable of swinging an axe and doing just about any typically masculine male activity. But I would get painted as some numale hipster beta faggot because these cocksmokers co opted the look.

DOTR soon please.

>>32828358
Fucking kek!

>>32838374
Not even close. I wear stretch jeans but I get better mobility with looser fits. I've posted pics of myself on here before and a bunch of people hit on me. Maybe get some yoga pants or capris to show off those calves you have worked so hard for.

>>32838428
There is a reason they stole your look. I did the same thing. I still rock it but when you roll your sleeves up and show off muscly forearms people know you aren't pretending. You can also bring up any of your hobbies and everyone else will shrink up. It's pretty easy to stand out.

>>32838615
Hadn't thought of that. Makes me feel better

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>>32822896
more experienced squasher