/K/ Humor Thread- the Sequel

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INDIA POLICE IS THE BEST IN THE WORLD!!

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>>32820053
>India
>Not Uganda https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uYD5japaxsg

>>32820053
What the hell is up with Indian movies?

Like are they trying to be funny or do they really think this is cool, compelling, tough-guy action movie stuff?

I love dumb action flicks and I don't take em too seriously, but come on. The dumbest American action movie ever was never this zany.

>>32820253
>Like are they trying to be funny or do they really think this is cool, compelling, tough-guy action movie stuff?

Yes.

They're basically supposed to be general entertainment.

>>32820413
Well, can't fault em for having fun.

I would see what they'd think of something like, I dunno, the Rambo movies?

SUPER SEWRIOUS Macho Action Man movies... But also ridiculous. I suppose they'd say, what the hell, that wasn't even funny.

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>when the bullet hits the bone.

>>32820493
Pretty much. Also not enough singing and dancing, and where's the love story? They like wringing as much value as possible from their movies.

>>32820053
Fuck, I want to watch this, but this site has been shit for the past couple of months. Takes a minute to play a stinking gif sometimes.

>>32820661
Holy shit, so glad it's not just me. You would not believe the keyboard lag I get here, I'll type a whole post and then sit for a solid 20 seconds while the text goes up.

And gifs/webms are basically unusable. I'll just download them, wait for however long and watch them off my hard drive.

Even images can be more pain in the ass than they're worth sometimes.

>>32820595
Heh. Multi-purpose movies. Musical-romantic-comedy-action flick.

Innovative!

Anyone have the cap of that guy who made marshmallow rounds, and shot himself in the mouth with them, burnin his throat?

>>32820661
>>32820775

And then. Here's a gift to you my friend.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pcpqnI3gXsE

>>32820775
Oh shit me too

Anyone have the story where war reenactors were stopped by soccermoms, one of them stayed in-character and refused to speak english, and when the cops were called one of them spoke said language too?

>>32821375
ohhh shit gimme a second anon I gotchu

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>>32821375
I'm sorry senpai I don't have it, I hope this suffices

>>32820053
>>32820085
>>32820253
>>32820413
Does anybody have that website with the shitload of captioned pictures some Indian guy made talking about how badass India is and how shitty the Afghan military or something is in comparison?

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>>32821375

>>32821521

Not the one I'm thinking of, though that's another one I like.

Around the end of it one of the soccermoms actually attacks a dude.

>>32821534
i know the one you're talking about.
They get ice cream in it, correct?
sadly I lack that one. coulda sworn I had it.

>>32821521
>Flecktarn
>ww2

>>32821534
the one where the guy is at a fast food joint CCing and he's a mechanic for like the Secret Service or some shit and some soccer mom sees his gun and charges him and knocks him over and when the cops show up they play it up like he's a actual secret service agent and make her apologize?

>>32821558
>>32821570
The way I remember it, after they realize that the cop also understands said language (Russian I think, though it may have been German), they explain to the cops in said language what's going on. Cops laugh, side with them.

I'm a good 90% sure that it's not just one soccer mom, there was a group of them.

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>no homemade napalm yet

>>32821563
Dot-44?

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>>32819980

>>32819915

what the fuck is happening here

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>Nobody has posted the /k/arrier greentext

You're all a bunch of faggots

>>32819915
muzzies shooting blanks

Request green text of seal tranny banging a guy

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>>32821563
yes retard

>>32820535
Now where's this edge from?

>>32823422
How come nobody has made this irl?
I kinda want to make this irl.

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>>32819915
> needs a filename

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>>32823444
Trips demand that you rise to the challenge anon. Start a kickstarter or somthin, I'll throw in a few bucks.

>>32823453

jesus christ

>>32823476
fuck.

I guess this is it then.

I'm ready to step up if somebody else confirms that they want to see it, otherwise it would be a glorious waste of time and monies.

Would /k/ laugh at Toto the Tactical Elephant?

>>32820053
This is the most watchable state-sponsored propaganda I've ever seen.

>>32823441
hobo with a shotgun
10/10 movie

>>32823499
i never got this whole boating accident thing, please explain

>>32820085
Boss?! Is that you?

>>32823464
I haven't seen this one.
Fucking lel

>>32823521
>go onnaboat with raifu
>boating """accident""" causes loss of raifu
>gubmint cannot confiscate what you """do not have"""

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>>32823521
Some people believe filing a false police report that their gun was lost or stolen will protect from the government one day attempting to confiscate them. Boating accidents are a commonly used excuse because a gun at the bottom of a deep lake or in the ocean is unlikely to be recovered. It's an old school fudd meme.

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Bears learnt squad tactics, anon asked for help, /k/ responded.

>>32823541
>WWII rations
>let's smoke these old ass cigarettes
>tastes like freedom

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>>32823497
Do it faggot!

>>32823453
>>32823489
Ahh that was a funny thread... A straaaange, funny thread.

>>32823497
We would laugh with him, cry with him and learn with him. For extra credit, comrade horse head could be a sidekick who taught proper weapons maintenance.

>>32823521
What's to explain? I lost all my guns in a tragic boating accident! It sucks, but at least now the ATF doesn't have any reason to come to my home and shoot my pupper.

>>32819944
How much do guys in the field call in airstrikes, if that's what you call them. Like do y'all use them on one guy you don't feel like dealing with? Not a milfag so please forgive me if I got something wrong.

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>>32819980

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>>32823966
>>32823579
>>32823476

I was visited by the spirit of the /k/ube and I'm working on a bit of something.
I don't want to break intellectual property and shit, so I came up with pic related in >9kh in paint and I'm drawing up some sketches for the protagonist.
I'm going to have to learn to animate for this, but I think it could be so worth it.

>>32820085
>pulling the weapon towards your upper chest

>>32823541
Nice

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>>32823497
For the glory of the /k/ube.

>>32820510
Ohh, I'm stepping into the twilight zone.

>>32820554
Flashbang?

>>32820554

ICH NEBEL SELBST!

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>>32824388
>>32823966
>>32823579
>>32823476

Protagonist in all its first draft glory.

>>32824016
You use them when you get the 5 kill streak for them or out of a care package. It's best to target them when your team has a UAV, so you know where the majority of the enemy is.

>>32823476
>22. fired from shotguns
>Shotguns
Am I missing something here?

>>32823556
Is this Estonian zergface?

>>32825155
whole .22lr is loaded into a hull and fired via wad.

>>32825045
At the very least you could start a /k/ original comic series

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>>32825155

>>32821624
it'd been cooler if the faggot would have recorded it or snapped some photographs

fake and gay

>>32820661
>>32820775
>>32821158
You thank that retard hiro for fucking this website constantly

I really wish someone would find this faggot and kick his ass

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>>32823457
How else am I supposed to sort them? If it's funny, it goes into the lol section. If it's weird, it goes into the what section. So simple

>>32821810
Guy showing sick tricks with shotgun
>>32821943
They aren't shooting blanks as far as I can tell. They seem to be damaging the ground

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>>32823422
This needs to be a thing.

>>32825262
Funnily enough this is neither a destructive device nor a machine gun. Unfortunately the thumper is.

>>32825643
see above, I'm putting down some work for something inspired by it. I'll report back in a few days when I have something ready.

>>32824920

The place is a madhouse, feels like being cloned.

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>>32823556

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>>32819980
I didn't believe it 'till I saw /v/ at the bottom

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>>32823562
Good stuff

>>32824981
I never fog?

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>>32825045
Needs a Ushanka or helmet. Then it would be awesome

>>32820053
8/10 more realistic depiction of firearms than the walking dead

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Lets keep this thread rolling

>>32826606
Sounds fake. Too close to "falling down"

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We need to go deeper

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>>32826628
"falling down"?

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>>32826667
Dang, so close to the quads

>>32826667
Its a movie,look it up.

>>32826523
Russian tank helmet please

>>32825891
My beacon's been moved
Under moon and star

>>32826523
noted, I'll work on it for a few days.
Should I make a thread when I have something ready?

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>>32821457
>16 hours later

>>32820053

That shit is actually pretty funny

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>>32826712
Sure, for the meantime post on these threads. Now that I've got this whole thing moving we can make it continuous.

>>32826703
>>32826793
Forgot to add you

>>32826793
I'd rather go with the helmet. I have this idea going for an animation in which Tactical Terry is a noob wannabe operator who's going to learn how to operate with the help of the narrator and comrade horseface. Think Dora the Explorer, but with more Kebab removal and dank memes (and actual instructional information).
I might have a friend on board who's willing to write a theme song and a few other songs (Nato Alphabet and such)

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>>32825708
how does that not violate 1 trigger pull one bullet ?

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The battle balloon

>>32824125
Pretty sure he pointed the gun up before he dragged it down.

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>>32826847
They all fire at the same time, if there's a delay it's automatic

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French terrorist

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>>32823556
>check'd.
This is so totally me whenever its time to take photos.

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>>32826793

Quick sketch with the Helmet on.
Getting back into drawing as we speak, so my linework is not the cleanest. It's been a while (5+ years)

>>32821570
post it

>>32826914
What does that say?

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>>32826925
Maybe put the soviet star on it?

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The greatest thread I've ever laid eyes on, right next to the guy from /MU/ who got the mother of all gun inheritances

>>32826989
it says

WAFFENFBREIKNMAƧER
OBNCEFREƧKENFKR

>>32826998
Trying to keep it as simple as possible for the moment to keep the children show general aesthetic, but I'll test it out in color once I have access to my drawing tablet (this weekend or so) and I'll decide whether to include it or not.

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>>32827051

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>>32820061
Alternate version

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The "T?cti-turtle"

>>32826989
It's a chinese-made counterfeit (duh) c96 mauser. The Chinese had (most) of the correct stamps for the words needed, but they didn't exactly know what it was supposed to spell (because German is a very difficult language, and vey different from Mandarin, I am told) so they went for the "eh, close enough" approach on faking the stampings
It says precisely >>32827051
>WAFFENFBREIKNMAƧER OBNCEFREƧKENFKR
which of course is gibberish and sounds utterly hillarious if you try to actually say it, even in German. It should spell
>WAFFENFABRIKEN MAUSER, OBERNDORF AM NECKAR
(German must always be written in caps, sorry)
which as you can probably guess translates roughly to "weapon factories (of the) Mauser (company) (located in the city of) Oberndorf am (at the river) Neckar (as opposed to all the other Oberndorfs you might know)"

You need to watch more Gun Jesus Ian.

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>>32827259
I watch his stuff quite a bit, but I haven't seen some of his work like that.

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>>32819980

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/rummages

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A personal screencap of mine I've saved for a bit. Might as well show it now

>>32820554

German might

>>32827043
oh shit i'm in that cap

>>32827279
have yourself a treat then
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TPu0fQhnY48

>"WAUSER"

>>32827333
Trips checked, and which one are you?

>>32827398
>>28592175

>>32821889
thanks
you cumguzzler

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>>32826630

>>32827431
Ah okay.

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>>32827540
Would it be 'her' or 'them'?

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>>32827365
Okay that's a good one

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Another classic

>>32824099
PLease, anon. The /k/ube and the Ar/k/angel would forever smile upon you.

>>32823476
Ayy, someone save my cap!

>>32826847
Volley fire is the classified as full auto.

>>32820676
not naming the gif /k/ in detroit

>>32825771
Godspeed anon.

>>32823543
I was a Mormon missionary.

>>32828394
Any amusing stories from that time?

>>32827043
this guy can't be for real. no fucking way

>>32827308
Damn, lol. It is always nice to see something you made still floating around.

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>>32828281
>not naming the gif "The /k/ partyvan
Oh wait, that name goes to pic related

>>32828465
He's posted before on here. He was a legend on /K/ for the longest time. I long for those days. I never got to meet him

>>32828727
other anon here. i saw him here last week i think. i believe he still lurks

>>32827043
kek

>>32828096
Is this possible? Is this practical?

>>32826925
Any more updates drawanon?

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>>32826925
>>32823422

A CHALLENGER APPROACHES

>>32829286
Completely. As long as you're careful not to hit that wall

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>>32829480
kek

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Wasp removal done right

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Not the actual Anon who came up with this but thought i'd throw out my shitty sketch.

>>32830165
Sweet, another drawanon

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>>32830165
id read it

>>32830235
we're gonna need some characters for TT tho right?
i need memes about gun owners from different countries.

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>>32830191
Das a good one

>>32830280
Well there is horsehead

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>>32830309
>horsehead, remshit, and a time traveling armored fursuit from the future
mfw

>>32820676

>you'll never live this dream

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>>32830422
W-where did the time-traveling armored fursuit come from... Oh wait. I remember now... Anyone have a screencap of that thread?

>>32819915
this thread is garbage

>>32830465
Why do I recognize your name? Don't you post just about everywhere on /K/?

>>32830508
yes. He fags up everything. Don't pay him anyattention.

>>32830522
dubs
Really? Okay

>>32823571
ration smokes were god tier

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>>32830447

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>>32823500
>

>>32830689
Oh man I was hoping that the greentext of the terrorist who gets kicked back to another camp after being mentally destroyed by the fursuits would pop up in this. Oh well

>>32826630
Not nearly enuff dakka

>>32830820
We need to attach them to a rotary device that fires them like a minigun now

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>>32823524
I just looked it up, and it looks like that piece of rancid propaganda lost 9.5 million dollars.
Take that you Hollywood chucklefucks!

>>32830689
>TFW I posted all of tge Lioness photos ITT

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>>32830689
that was hot

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>>32830165
Another Idea for the list of shitty comic Ideas

>>32826706


Where am I to go, now that I've gone too far.

>>32830689
i think im gonna make a fursuit head using a gas mask as the base now, give me a couple of weeks, and il make a thread.

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>>32831783
can't wait

>>32821390
Source on the pics?

>>32830165

i love it

>>32831612
i love this one too

>>32831862
if she wasnt sick in the head id fuck her

>>32826630
Assuming full auto, 700 rpm per barrel, it would spit 5600 bullets per minute. Approximately the same as a minigun

>>32831874
Sakuya a shit.

>>32831924
A /k/ommando who posted them here.

>>32823541
Nice

>>32831688
He dindu nuffin!

>>32825584
OMG that t50 is fucking toast

>>32831688
that tv stand understood its place
look at that lewd as fuck slap

>>32831783
Good luck, my fur fag friend

>>32823541
>nice
>the blackberry jam is so good, not too sweet, not too sour
>a hiss is good when you open the can
you just read that in his voice

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>>32823556

>>32832705
very good post

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>>32823489
Heard some /k/ommando ended up buying that pistol. He was not happy after finding out.

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>>32819915

Lol

>>32819944
Is that your pic? You a /k/ay area bro?

>>32820676
Story?

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>>32826793
You're doing gods work, anon

>>32828465
>>32828727
>>32828810
Koko is on all the time. Posts pretty regularly, just at weird hours and in different threads.

i will succ for bucc on 4clan

succ is love succ is life

>>32826847
>>32828242
Volley fire is not considered fully automatic. So long as all rounds are fired simultaneously the gun isn't a machine gun.
https://youtu.be/NDAqq9gaUQk

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>>32823422
>>32823444
>>32825643
>>32829480
>>32825771
>>32828285

I gave is a honest attempt.

http://vocaroo.com/i/s16CeVw33H98
http://picosong.com/rbbW/

>>32833432
fukin nice

>>32831783
My fiancee makes fur heads off and on. She's been bugging me about letting her make one for me. I am shamelessly stealing this idea.

>>32820085
Got to give Uganda some credit here. That hand tot hand looks awesome

>>32820661
Same man. Even pictures over 1mb take for-fucking-ever to load

>>32826630
What's the point of using a beta cmag with a double magwell? You can't put two of them in, it may as well be a regular AR

>>32827043
Holy shit I didn't want that ride to end

>>32819980
Schrodinger's Boolet

>>32832735
Wow I've never seen any other movie feature backblast. What movie is this?

>>32834191
You must be young. It's a 90's movie called True Les. It has cameos by Sylvester Stallone.

>>32827674
They control their own respective halves, so the girl on the right is firing it, assuming right handed body

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>>32831874
This is the type of shit that makes me feel ashamed for being a part of /k/ nowadays.

>>32819980
>/v/ knowing anything about guns at all
seems about right.

>>32831688
All I could hear is ORAORAORAORA https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VWBFpKA2IEc

>>32831661
Soon you'll come to know
When the bullet hits the bone

>>32831874
Fags like this should stay in /b/

>>32831874
these are not actually girls, are they?

>>32826483

I smoke (off) myself

>>32827753
fixing tangled barbed wire on uncles farm, that shit is fucking awful, you cant do shit to untangle it except try your luck in the blender or cut the section and replace it.

>>32820200
That choppers asshole must really like French food.

>>32828439
Lots. People do like to answer the for fully erect. In all honestly it was kind of funny.

We try to avoid door-knocking as much as possible. Ideally we would stick to giving literature to people who requested it from the websites or talking to people who we came across by networking.

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>>32820676

Ahh my country in the old days. Now so much paper work to get a gun. Bought CZ P0-7 and after 5 months time I am allowed to collect it. And hopefully I'll buy ny FN FAL before the years end

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>>32831862

>>32832469
T34. In the description

>>32821390
That's a nice ass for a dude.

>>32833111
Nah, found the picture, thought it was good

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>>32833432
This is quality entertainment

>>32833505
Make it a hedgehog for maximum meme

>>32833966
The rifle, not the mag

>>32835530
kek. What movie is this from?

>>32834683
I think the idea is they'd be dual wielding it

>>32835086
Thanks, google translate sucks. Gotta love they way they do that

>>32835097
different direction, red white and blue horizontal is merica

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>>32835557
I've been trying to find that out for years, that's one of the reasons I saved it. That and that hilarious stiff arms run

>>32832691
WTF is happening here? sauce?

>>32830191
Fug I remember that thread.

>>32835218
South Africa? How's life?

>>32820571
is he ok?

>>32834737
yes, for some reason this is acceptable to many here.

Test post

>>32821593
It was Russian but the moms thought it was German. At the end the guy did a heil hitler to fuck with them.

>>32836535
This actually sounds familiar. Anyone have this?

>>32835599
>>32835557
Its something Fortress. Its free to watch on Youtube under some 'Russian Film and Culture' channel.

>>32826712
Absolutely

>>32834948
NoooO please
Is it bad i thought the same thing
DINDUDINDUDINDUDINDU

>>32835866
He was running from the police, took the corner too fast, dropped his hi point, went back to retrieve it, Cop shot him dead when he refused to drop it.

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>>32836286

Ok man work is sending me to either Zambia or the DRC next week. Other than that my kid is doing well and will start my own business this year. Working to leave Canada or OZ...both seem very full of PC BS. Yourself?

>>32837882
Germany. PC BS is the name of the game. Life is...alright. Can't actually complain, but nowhere near living a dream.

Good to hear you're doing alright down there. Didn't catch that one part though: You're trying to emigrate to Canada or Straya?

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>>32833432
Why am I reminded of Neil Patrick Harris?
Still fucking amazing though

>>32838042
>ood to hear you're doing alright down there. Didn't catch that one part though: You're trying to emigrate to Canada or Straya?

Ja sorry, typo there yes the one or the other leaning toward to Canada..different weather but a man needs a pump action and a semi auto. How is Germany these days...I was there 4 years ago? How is the immigrant thing going or is it confined to the cites?

>>32835530
Is that fucker running with an e-tool?

>>32831627
Rt in a nutshell

>>32838136
A knife and an E-tool, at the same time

>>32838111
No more guns in SA?

> How is Germany these days...I was there 4 years ago? How is the immigrant thing going or is it confined to the cites?

On a sliding scale between the best and the worst you've heard about it, we're something between 80% and 800% into the bad.

Demographics, immigration and politics are literally killing us. More than half of all kids in Germany are foreigners - that alone should tell you all there is to know.

Our foreigners aren't quite as bad as America's niggers, but only because we give so damn much for free that they're too busy living the good life to commit crimes.

And half the natives are cheering that on in the name of what you called PC. To them, all is going as it must be and the only bad thing in the world are the racists.

We're squarely doomed.

I love my home and it breaks my heart to say it, but the only way I'll ever be able to raise kids in good conscience is to get the hell out of here before the whole place comes crashing down.

>>32836716
Nothing yet. I got a movie about a B-17 though

>>32837882
In terms of immigrating to Canada have you begun the process? Or even look into it much? My brother is working on getting his wife and her family (they are from South Africa) over to Canada.

>>32837882
That's a chunky giraffe

>>32832176
best reason to fuck her. Those types of crazy chicks are fun. Assuming that is actually a girl and not some faggy trap.

>>32836388
nothing which couldnt be cured with a few pills

>>32838354
>look into it much? My brother is working on getting his wife and her family (they are from South Africa) over to Canada.

Yes I have and I qualify for express entry . But unless I get a job offer there it will be expensive getting Me, Bokkie and baba over...So I am look for work in Canda and saving money.

>>32823418
jesus i have been away longer than i tought
kekd n saved

>>32838359

Are you taking about the mother or the calf?

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>>32823418
How did I miss this nugget of gold?

>>32838471
The calf. Looks like a believable version of that mcdonalds joke giraffe

>>32828713
/k/andyvan?

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I'm going to do this once I build my AR

>>32838551
Perfect

>>32835580

nah dude, you're thinking colgate

>>32838605


>>32832705

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Still love this photo

>>32838449
>qualify for express entry

Nice, my family with my brother has been at it for over a year and a half already in getting them out. Went over to SA for my brother's wedding. Beautiful country, but there is a fair amount of tension in the air though. Got to shoot some guns over at Floraguns there.

Compared to Canada the prices are dirt cheap (about a third the cost), but at least I got to shoot a FAL and a Norinco AK.

It was very strange being allowed to shoot with no magazine limits. The instructor was very shocked to hear that we had magazine restrictions in Canada.

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>>32838712
>, my family with my brother has been at it for over a year and a half already in getting them out. Went over to SA for my brother's wedding. Beautiful country, but there is a fair amount of tension in the air though. Got to shoot some guns over at Floraguns there.

Ja right still iffy about Canada "Bait'...Oz in not a better option the guys there don't even get semi-auto's the thing is the US is too expensive to get in. What the fuck do I do if I get job in a nogunslibfaggadise state?

>>32830689
I remember that thread. Actually spawned a weird but kinda fun story series if I remember, something about transforming power armor and soldiers acting like dogs.

>>32836716
>>32838350
It's about Brest Fortress. According to google the English name is Fortress of War.

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>>32838852
No idea. All I know is that people I met in SA are terrified and want out.

Hopefully we'll still have our firearms here in Canada by the time you make you way this way. Just don't bring anything that can be construed as prohibited. Be sure to check out the laws on transporting and bringing over firearms. Where ever you end up going to.

Really sucks on the whole, I wish our laws here in Canada were more relaxed.

pic related is a recent pic at the range I'm a member of here in Ontario

>>32838852
You can get semi-autos in Aus, just depends on the state when it comes to how strict the regulations are. I know for a fact that you can get semi-auto rifles and shotguns in Queensland. The easiest way to get it is as a primary producer, i.e. farmer

>>32827043
Yay, the screencap I'm in!

>>32819980
.. i didn't know Jaden Smith went to /v/

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>>32839373
>babby gunz
Too cute.
>>32839423
Y tho...

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>>32839423
>>32839480
thought that was a different webm sorry

>>32839512
But it still begs the question, Y THO?

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>>32839529
idk he put a whole bunch of stuff in there though

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>>32839591
WAT
Y
WHO IS THIS AND WHY IS HE DOING THIS
IS THIS WHAT IT FEELS LIKE NOT TO UNDERSTAND KING CRIMSON?

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>>32839644
>his motives are unclear
>some say it was a rental car
>but we will never know

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>>32839700
This is a whole new level of confusion I'm experiencing.

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>>32839742
here's the last one

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>>32839785
>>32839700
>>32839591
>>32839423

but no. nonono. stop. no

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>>32839785
THIS MAKES NO SENSE TO ME

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>>32839184
What do you know, I've searched this name before. Probably from the first time I saved the gif. Thanks man

>>32835557
We found it
>>32839184

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>>32839373
I want these so bad.

>>32839374
Geez, it seems like everyone is in this thread. which one were you?

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>>32839394
Good one

>>32839479
I don't get it

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>>32839931
BTW link still works

>>32839965
>Philippines
>mfw the US made glorious nuggets to export to shitty Chinese bootleg Polynesia
GLORIOUS RUSSIAN DESIGN MEETS AMERICAN QUALITY

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>>32840201
Shit forgot pic