/k/ Humor Thread Needed

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Not /k/ but I love it.

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>>32786742
Why did you ever admit to them that you voted for Trump? What could ever have convinced you to be so stupid as to believe them when they claimed they were open-minded and non-judgemental?

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>>32786742

>>32786797
>Why did you ever admit to them that you voted for Trump?

I didn't vote for either of them but I live in a blue state shithole so it doesn't matter. No, this was my own fault.

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>>32786822
Why did you plagiarize Michelle Obama's speech, anon? What gave you the idea that this was something nobody was ever going to notice?

>>32786867
>picture for ants?

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Somebody post the Trump + Russia superfriends one

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>>32786895

>3762*3323
>for ants

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>>32786895
>3762x3323
>For Ants
You got some damn huge ants in your neck of the woods, anon.

>>32786779
I love that movie, but it's accuracy for the future disturbs me. We're sprinting toward it. Our next president is probably going to be Jenna Jameson

>>32786917
He opened it on a phone.

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>>32786742

>>32786822
What'd you plagiarize?

>>32786742
lol NIGGERS get it? lol

NIGGERS

NIGGERS

NIGGERS

so funy guis

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>>32787163
Sorry, anon, I don't get it.

>>32787134
Nothing... I just had a bad semester and I didn't respond. So they dismissed me.

>>32786797
Nigger, this happened in November where the buyer and seller met up in the thread.

>>32787358
That was the Lee-Enfield guy, right?

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Sucks OP.
But good on you for owning up on it being your fault and not blaming others.

>>32787366
Yea, the guy posted the armslist pic and then the seller showed up in the thread. Don't know if the sale went through or not.

>>32786809
Shouldn't have chuckled the way I did.

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>>32787374
Some oldie but goodie.
Hell I had to explain Gecko45 the other day so maybe it's so old it's new

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>>32787403

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>>32787439
For your own humor if you've got the snow.

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>>32787480

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>>32787583

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>>32786742
My academic dreams died too! It's OK, school isn't a place for smart people anyway.

>>32787579
More

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>>32787583
>I'm crushing your head
that deserves to be its own image, its so perfect

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>>32787667

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>>32787667

>>32787667

im fucking dying

>>32787595
This must be the most ridiculous thing I have ever seen.

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>>32787600
>>32787649
Some singles

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>>32787733

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Anyone want me to dump the rest of my retro futurist folder? Full of stuff like this

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>>32787747

>>32787667
God I hate how fucking self ritous peoe get in the internet etc.

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>>32787760

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>>32787667
Fuck man, I'm dying.

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>>32787783

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>>32786742
what did this guy do

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>>32787932

>>32787919

nigga that ain't even funny, that's like ctrl-alt-del tier comedy.

>>32787347
You're not telling us something. Which suspension are you on?

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>>32788004
Eh. I'm just dumping an unorganized folder of crap I've saved.

>>32787619
>school isn't a place for smart people
you keep telling yourself that champ

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>>32788043

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>>32788069
Maybe he's a Rick and Morty fan rather than just an idiot.

>>32788069
Different anon, but it's not necessarily for smart people, it just can be. You don't need to be all that smart to get in, just money, decent paper-work ethic, have a good calculator, and maybe a moderate grasp of the material. Or just be good at sports and not completely stupid.
What about that necessitates being smarter than average?
I'm serious.

>>32788118
Cringey

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>>32788135
If you don't think you need to be above average intelligence to get in, stay in, and complete school, then you are way over estimating how smart average is.

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I am greatly disturbed by the lack of zergface in this thread

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>>32787595

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>>32788158
Pic is full quote from show. In context Rick trying to explain why it's ok that he keeps taking Morty out of school, for selfish reasons.

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>>32788232
I meant your written comment - not the picture. Sounds like something an edgelord would say.

>>32787757
Id see a dump of that

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>>32788356
I want a magical machine that can make these real and functional

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>>32788268
Enjoying a cartoon is cringey on 4chan? That's a whole bowl of irony you just served up.

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>>32788395
Kinda getting out of the humor thing but meh.

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>>32788389
Calling people idiots for not enjoying the same cartoon you do is cringey, dumbass. Did you even read what you wrote before you posted?

Also for the record I do actually enjoy Rick and Morty, it''s just comments like that I find cringey as fuck.

>>32788387
>>32788395
This is fucking baller as shit.

>>32788217
>Pony avatar
I think it's b8

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>>32788419
Signing out with my fave, intercontinental ballistic infantry.

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>>32787595
please let this be a normal fieldtrip

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>>32788431
I wasn't saying anon is an idiot if he doesn't like Rick and Morty. I was saying he's an idiot if he legitimately thinks school isn't a place for smart people. Hence the "just an idiot," as in he could be a Rick and Morty fan making a quote or just an idiot who actually believes it.

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OETSC38L0jw

This was kind of cute a few months back. Sadly lyrics never really got finished.

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>>32788588
>Maybe he's a Rick and Morty fan rather than just an idiot.

Sounds like "you're an idiot if you don't like Rick and Morty" to me. Could have used some better wording.

>>32788565
kek

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>>32786899
This one?

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I love these

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>>32789143

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>>32788565
lol'd

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>>32788647
Maybe he's a Rick and Morty fan, rather than just an idiot.
Better?

>>32789230
I cant read, what was the homework

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>>32789369
>Write a "tweet" about what the conditions in the trenches were like, be sure to include #TRENCH FOOT!
>Using the following pictures, create an Instagram caption as if you were going to post it!

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>>32789230
That makes no better sense than the original post. If you'd like to make a parse tree then go ahead.

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>>32789627
B-but...I want one

>>32787553
why does no one know what Green Berets actually do

>>32789627

Does that count as concealed carry?

Would that get you in trouble if you did not have a CCW permit?

>>32789438
>>32789230
Why does this piss me off?

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>>32789143

I'd watch it.

>>32789143
Chairman Mao's looking pretty dapper in that photo, instead of his usual squat-and-bothersome deal.

>>32789627
For the times you can't pick between open and concealed carry.

>>32789774
I would assume because in it's attempt to relate to the student by using a modern context it can easily be perceived as trivializing it, on top of all that you're viewing it on a website where it's more likely to get a caption that trivializes or demeans it. If that ain't the reason then I have no other idea why.

>>32789772
I don't know. I have a CC permit for the state I live in (which is not a fun-friendly state to live in, unfortunately) and one other, but that's it.

Because I'm in such a cucked state I'm sure it's illegal at least where I am.

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>>32786946
Nope, gonna be Ahnold.

>>32787347
Depression or anxiety and you holed up until after they made a decision to let you go? That's what happened to me, but at least I received a common degree.

>>32788647
Except I understood it immediately.
Maybe you're just a tightass.

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>>32789820
Not him, but you are spot on as to why it rustles my jimmies. Tweeter is a great way to trivialize The Great War.

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>>32788385
Anon, have you tried NAZI SCIENCE?

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>>32789839
I wish, too bad being born as the ubermench from Austria precludes his candicacy.

>>32789438
>No water, everyone has malaria, lion just ate my mate. Fuck East Africa, I want to go back to Flanders. Very sad.
>#Trench Foot! #ActualBritishSentiments #NotAllAngloSaxons #JustGirlyThings

>>32790582
Didn't stop Obama.

Though Obama's sexy Austrian accent probably did much to convince the common plebe that he was from Hawaii.

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>>32787395
>IR "wide load" tag
kek

>>32786842
HEY DOOR STUCK

>>32787600
>Jesus Christ they're shooting at us
I'm dying, help

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>>32787747

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>>32787649
here you go

>>32790841
>>32786842
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VqB1uoDTdKM
A classic meme

>>32788379
it looks silly but is not really that far off

>>32787667
holy kek

>>32790870
Those truly were simpler times.

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>>32786742

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>>32788431
>trusts per squeeze

I'll give them more thrusts persqueeze if you know what I mean.

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>>32790934
>not posting the better version

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>>32790946
>that pic

>>32788118
As if there's a difference.

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Good night /k/ stay awesome.

>>32788342
that's some real gi-joe shit right there

>>32788565
WITH THE FRITZ, NO WAY!

>>32788194
Wat is sause and is it real. Please tell me it's real

>>32787667
That's pretty fucking great

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>>32790946

>>32789673
I need a source on that pic...

>>32791101
Judging by the hair, nose, eyes and mouth, definitely InCase.

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>>32788069
>>32788118
school is not for smart people,luckily,most people are idiots,so it doesnt really matter

>>32791124
I checked, it is! Thanks a lot, you made my day

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>>32788647

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>>32789797
Female units get upgraded Mao pictures "for morale."

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>>32786742

hey guys
anyone know where i can get those green cop killers?

maybe one of those black automatic guns, you know the one with the shoulder thing that goes up?

let me know if you find one fellow /k/lass mates

>>32792069
>a black van
Why are normies so stupid?

>>32792193
I heard there's a guy who will sell anything out of his truck for 10% market value on the full moon at the corner of EataDick and Gofuckyourself.

>>32792193
I have barrel shrouds over here m8! I also know a guy who knows a guy who sells shoulder thinks that go up.

>>32787818
Fucking underage cunts. They always have to ruin everything.

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>>32792272
>>32792320

Thanks fellow firearms enthusiasts I'll be sure to check it out!

gosh darn I sure hate those feds, don't you? Anyone planning to take those fiddle snaggin' washington blokes on I'd love to get into it, just email me at

www.FBI.com (its a joke url haha)

goodbye, or as us fellow gun owners say

"Don't step in my direction!"

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>>32786920
>he doesn't have ants the size of a Ford Raptor

what is this paradise you live in? also send more .50 bmg plz, supplies run low in the ant resistance.

>>32790934
>>32790947
>No example of a generic female on the cover
Time magazine is is a horrible misogynist publication!

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>>32792193
I hear the ATF is literally letting them walk away.

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>>32786742
fresh OC

>>32786742
Fuck I love metalocalypse.

>>32786899
Does anyone have any more explanation on this photo

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>>32788520
Icarus is the perfect name for this thing. It would burn thanks to its creators hybris. 1200 troops + equipment. Reusable. That thing thing is bigger than a skyscraper!

>pic related to thread content

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One more

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>>32787386
>when people from /k/ meetup

>>32787667
Top fucking kek

>>32788524
holy shit this is cool

>>32798150
>When you and your friends go to the protest.
>#JustGirlyThings

Someone post the 1812 feels good meme

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>>32798957

>>32790582
He was the governor here in California. He's a gun grabber.

>>32790582
He's a liberal that ran CALIFORNIA.
Why would anyone want him to be president???

>>32789758
My understanding of them is that they are basically the spies of the military world. Most of the stories I've heard about the Beret's involves them with diplomats, government people, setting up meetings, protection etc. They are always secretive about their operations which leads me to believe it's for good cause.

>>32792109
>camera
>bipod
I'm pretty sure those half witted white girls meant tripod

>>32799355
I thought that was the CIA's Espionage division

>>32799355
Their primary mission is to train and support rebel forces.

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>>32792109
Time for some feels

>>32788356
>motor enclosed to eliminate danger of carbon-monoxide poisoning

HOW CONSIDERATE AND INNOVATIVE

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>>32786742
dude academia is complete shit. gone are the days that a degree promises you a solid future. if you're an american you just saved yourself tons of debt.
Unless you wanted to learn something like chemistry/physics and other stuff, you're not missing on anything.

Your friend from Israel.

>>32788647
We got a sensitive snowflake here, everybody watch your language

>>32802571
holy shit

>>32786946
>Jenna Jameson
How old are you anon, that she's the porn star that comes to mind?

>>32802733
>watching porn in the early 90s makes you old these days
fuck

>>32802571
I love this story.

>>32802733
>>32802741
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-3dWDq5Eg6g

>>32802808
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s_xCx6AiwSQ

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>>32786742

>In 2003, he contemplated suicide after drinking a bottle of Jack Daniel's whiskey. He retrieved two MP5s from his collection, put the guns to his head, but did not pull the triggers after looking at a picture of his son, Jagger. He later stated he had been convinced that anyone involved with Creed wanted him dead so he would become a "Kurt Cobain martyr-type" and increase record sales. Says Scott, "I had crazy thoughts going through my head." He later said that instead of killing himself, he fired a few rounds in his home. He said, "I was in the throes of prednisone coming out of my body. I shot a few rounds off and instantly was like, 'What the hell am I doing?' So I put the guns away and ran out to the garage and got the putty and patched the holes."

>>32786867
I'm imagining a door that opens and then a giant 5ft dildo falls out on a hinge like an ironing board

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>>32787595
>BERLIN

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>>32787667

>>32788217
>pony avatar
>Clip clip clip clip

He's one of us d e s u.

>>32787757
>Sky horses
Did Haig draw that?

>>32797786
Women in the military is your explanation

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>>32787757
yes, please

Also why don't we have this?! Heck even cheap gyrocopter could do this well enough to turn the tide of war.

>>32791124
which comic my guy?

>>32802115
:(

>>32804847
Most likely due to the fact that it would much too expensive to just transport one person, and would probably be vulnerable to small arms fire.

>>32805098
I'm not a fucking übermensch
I don't know

>>32787733
C-check these dubs?

>>32806954
this is absurdly beautiful

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one of my personal favorites

>>32789839
WRONG, it's gonna be Kanye

>>32788277
Both teams are equally shitty?

>>32807156
Dubya is an okay guy.

>>32802674
>Your friend from Israel.
Thank you, best ally.

>>32807553
>Miami_fit_meetup-and-gangbang.png

>>32789820
I don't get this "modern" education method. it sucks. what must to be "relate". war sucks. and you must to relate to it. fuck no. you must to show some courtesy to the veterans not to "relate" with modern hashtags. the person who created this test is a complete moron.

>>32790947
>>32790934
still forgetting the mayonnaise

>>32787667
I love you so much.

>>32790934
Fucking military.

>>32791148
Is that duff beer?

>>32798150
I know thats you joe.

>>32807061
What? I dont get it?

>>32808193
They drove off the road to drive over his Trump signs.

But he put spikes on them and blew their wheels out.

>>32808193
put down nail-board/makeshift spike strip under trump campain poster

liberal tries to run over all trump signs for maximum points

blows out tires

>>32808154
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7ecYoSvGO60

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>>32788231
Mfw my cap will go down in /k/ history :,)

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>>32787600
My fucking sides anon

>>32787667
OH GOD ANON I'M DYING

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>>32802677
>grammar issues
>everybody watch your language

Okay, pal.

>>32788524
Tracers are so fucking rad

>>32791053
When Wadsin doesn't pull off the 1000 meter headshot

>>32803707
I love how they scatter like rats when the cops start walking forward. By the way, what were the arrests for? Did someone throw a rock or something?

>>32802571
Doing Gods work

Anyone have the story where war reenactors were stopped by soccermoms, one of them stayed in-character and refused to speak english, and when the cops were called one of them spoke said language too?

>>32810157
Open warrants, stolen bikes, crack possessions, take your pick

>>32787667
O I'm laffin

>>32787667
Brits always have good banter.

Especially when pissing off Scots

>>32813983
daily reminder that anyone over 5'11 is a freak of nature and should be treated as such
did you know most Romans were under 5'10
and they were the best fighting force in history

>>32814001
Up until they weren't

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>>32814001
>muh romans

hahahahaha, classic

Anybody have the cap of the pencil challenge where some dude put a pencil through his drop ceiling with a C96?

>>32789438
>just saw my last surviving childhood friend claw his own throat out when his gas mask didn't seal properly, but I caught a rat for dinner
#trenchfoot

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>>32787667

>tfw of Scottish heritage
>told to be proud of it because muh william wallace

I know better now.

>>32786842
Seriously though, who sings Drop it Like its hot and doesnt expect something bad to happen

>>32788387
Something like this is in service in the russian(?) army. Search russian mobile pillboxs or something. Kinda cool.

>>32808160
Fuck off Scrub

t. KFC

>>32814001
t. manlet
+6' master race reporting in an 6'1

>>32791053
wut anime

>>32815328
Delta Force: Blackhawk Down, I believe

>>32814001
fucking manlets
anyone under 6' is subhuman

>>32787374
Is that just from a comic or is it taken from a true story?

>>32815758
It's based off a quote of a Grant TC in a British museum.

>>32787932
Well
At least it's a Victorinox

>>32787600
>This is my stop
Fucking kek

>>32805098
Not a comic, one off. Go to any tag searching porn sight: incase+blue_hair+piercings. Not hard man come on

>>32807179
A mighty kek was had

>>32814001
6'2" reporting here, fuck off shortass

>>32786946
"The guy's guilty as shit"

>>32788158
Really? It's cringy? You received so much second-hand embarrassment from someone making a television show reference that you physically recoiled?

Start thinking for yourself instead of using hivemind buzz words.

>>32815511
>>32815328
Yeah it's BHD, spent thousands of hours in the multiplayer

>>32818144
>tfw multiple knee injuries keep you at 6' even, when everyone else in your family is 6'2"+

Why live

>>32818558
As long as you're 6', you're okay in my book.

>>32788588

school is NOT a place for smart people.

>>32806926
There once was a /k/ommando named Boof
who asked for a .380 glock, its the turh
He came back the next day
But to his dismay,
The Glocks were stacked to the roof!

>>32786895
Middle mouse button anon

>>32818975
This rhyme will always stick with me.

>>32788069
Its definitely just a big memorizing game. You have to be a little smart to do that though

>>32818396
Whoa dude settle down

New thread? Image limit reached

>>32818865
Yeah all those nobel laureates sure are stupid haha

New Thread up and running: >>32819915

>>32814001

6'6" reporting, have a cup of fuck off

>>32802674
>Your friend from Israel.
thanks, what does that advice cost me?

>>32788356
Why is not real?

>>32787899
strelnikov is a good fictional character. look him up

>>32788448
had a giggle

>>32818396
"Triggered"

>>32787395
>>32787439
It's sad because I've met this guy, he used to go to my local airsoft site when I lived in the UK, I swear he tried to be tactical. But him 'sneaking' sounded like a pissed off rhino and after about 5 minutes in the playing field his breathing sounded like he was sucking on a kazoo, I'm so glad I moved to America.

>>32818144
6;2.75" here. Fuck off, ankle biter.

>>32807168
Anyone have the original?

>>32787992
Going to indoor ranges sucks ass because of these people.

Lil dick Niggers of the world.

>>32807061
That's awesome

>>32814001
6'2 nice bait.

>>32814001
almost 5'4 reporting in. Go fuck yourself with a telegraph pole