4 star Wizard

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>>32792427
Mattis bless.

>>32792427
He's gay.

Yeah but you are not him so dont feel good about being a failure

Gonna need a sauce for these wild accusations OP

>>32792483
Kek

He's a muhreen. You know he had sex. With a woman? Ehhhh, maybe?

>>32792483

Not a failure

>>32792486
>>32792503
not wild accusations. They said on TV. He dedicated his whole life to the military. So he gave up a lot of things.

>no gf
>never married

He probably has had sex a few times when he was much younger. But I really doubt he's had it very much. If he was actually fairly sexually active, he'd have a girlfriend or wife by his current age.

I believe that even if you lost your virginity at a young age, it's still definitely possible to gain Wizard powers if you were not very experienced and went a very long time without it

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>>32792588
>I believe that even if you lost your virginity at a young age, it's still definitely possible to gain Wizard powers
You are a fucking retard.

>>32792600

How so?

I'm 28, I had sex one time when I was 20. I don't remember what that shit was like, it's as if it didn't even happen.

I know people who are in their 40s who are definitely wizards, however they have had sex with they were MUCH younger. It had been so long tho, that they stopped caring about girls and focused on their life. Because successful as fuck and know everything. One guy I know is working on his 3rd bachelors degree out of boredom.

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>>32792600
Dubs confirm the truth

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>>32792632
The definition of a wizard is a 30 year old virgin, stupid. You fuck a woman, she steals your powers.

>>32792632
>How so?

You think and believe retarded thoughts and beliefs

>>32792427
Good for him, but I would bet I had a lot more fun than him in the military.

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>>32792632
The whole concept of wizard is that you are a virgin.

>>32792650
>>32792676

I get that. But the whole "virginity" thing is bullshit. Someone could still get powers if their go long enough without it.

If you have sex one time, and go 10 years without having it again. Does that 1 experience make a difference at all?

>>32792656

Lol probably, but hey, he knows his shit being a Ground Commander. He should be a good Secretary.

>>32792427
I'm sure he sacrificed many things to get to the pinnacle he is at now. Women, money, parties. What did he lose? What did he gain?

>>32792701
>Does that 1 experience make a difference at all?

Yes.

You can't be a wizard, deal with it.

>>32792676
daily reminder that wizardry only counts if you never fapped

>>32792701
>Does that 1 experience make a difference at all?
Yes. That's the entire point, dingus. You have sex - you lose your powers. Have fun not having magic.

>trying to justify being a permavirgin
lol

>>32792701
>>32792632
>>32792588


Are you trolling

>>32792704
I don't think anybody is worried about how good of a job he will do at all.

I really wonder what he was like as an Lt. O-1

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>>32792722

>Have fun not having magic

>>32792708

He probably lost a lot of social experiences his peers gained. As far as his gains, he gained immense knowledge for his career, due to little distractions.

I've never met the guy, but I wouldn't doubt that outside of the military environment, and when he's not with his military buddies he's probably pretty socially awkward.

>>32792757
We'll always have meme magic

>>>/r9k/

>>32792486

>Warrior Monk

>>32792737

He was probably super into it and motivated as a PL. Then probably went into his disgruntled phase, then after that decided to go full in

>>32792714
Impossible.

>>32792588
But then that's Paladin rules, not Wizard.

He might be a fight Cleric.

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>>32792858

>paladin rules
>fight cleric