Why do girls pretend to like guns

>>32706455
Why do guys pretend to like guns?

Attention from guys who like guns.
At least that's why I pretend to be a girl.

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>>32706478

>falling for the girl meme
>falling for the gun meme

There is no such thing as objective reality

>>32706455
because its an easy way to attention whore.

sorry, rednecks, but guns and girls dont mix. i dont know how people get turned on by those pictures of a empty headed bimbo holding some gun she doesnt even know what the fuck it is, let alone how to properly use it.

the funniest ones are the ones that add tactical gear into the equation, because they are either in hollywood tier poower placement&wore stupidly, or fucking empty. its hilarious, seeing a stupid model wearing an ALICE rig, with all the pouches empty. while she has all the pouches in stupid placements. or a "outdoorsy" girl model wearing boots and clothing that are more so designed for romping around the city than the swamps/woods.

>>32706455
The same reason women do anything, they see men doing it and try to emulate that behaviour so they wont be shunned as narcissistic alien sociopaths that they all are.

>>32706455
>4 capacity side saddle
>brass up

>>32706455
>>32706455
If I was 5'4", 110 pounds, couldn't bench my bodyweight, and had attractive physical features that made scumbags want to use my body as a fleshlight, I would love guns.
I don't understand why women aren't more interested in guns or more in favor of gun rights considering they have a greater need for a firearm compared to a male in a similar situation.

>>32706680
>not keeping your brass up for faster breechloading.
>not keeping your brass up so the rim helps keep it on the side saddle after the carrier gets worned down from use.

Also my mossberg has the enlonged wooden foregrip and doesnt work with the 6 shot sidesaddles, so i have a 4 round side saddle+ 8 round ammo sleeve on the stock

>>32706455
Because they like men, and men like guns.

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>>32706559
You mean like this fucking image that triggers me every god damn time I see it?

>>32706815
If it triggers you so much, why did you save it? Besides, the tacticool isn't nearly as bad as her excessive makeup and tattoos.

>>32706730
>Breachload all four shots

Yeah that's how shotguns work right?

>>32706455
>why do girls pretend to like guns?
I pretend to like everything, gets me by.

>>32706815
Is that a mannequin? That's honest to god creepy.

>>32706512
>tfw too intelligent to shitpost

>>32706831
I did not save it. I did a quick google search using the query "girl silencer plate carrier helmet tattoos" and it was the first result.

>>32706478
Why do guys pretend to like girls?

>>32706853
Plastic surgery my dude.
When their only asset in life is sex appeal they do whatever it takes to stretch it into their 30s.

>>32706865
kek underrated post

>>32706833
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Qg1ANowlCIg

>inb4 "buck angel"
its a good example of a popular way to use a shotgun. Sorry CoD doesnt teach you that.

>>32706455
Why are you such an absolute raging /r9k/ faggot, OP

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Back to the robot factory with you, queer.

>>32706815
Would still attempt snu-snu

>>32706911
Unless you're trying to simulate the battle of Rorke's rift you don't single load every shell numnuts. Some people keep the first and maybe second second one so that they can breach load, but ideally you never reloading from empty and assuming that every single shot you take is going to be from empty is silly.

>>32706455

For the instagram likes.

>>32706681
If you were 5'4", 110 pounds, couldn't bench your bodyweight, and had attractive physical features that made scumbags want to use your body as a fleshlight, you wouldn't need to know shit about guns because you could have a man know shit about guns for you.

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>Why do people still post these threads

>>>/r9k/
Saged
Reported

>>32706455
Go to a gwg thread and the answer is obvious, thirsty virgins just love pics of semi attractive women with guns

That's why its so easy for women to get sponsored by gun companies even when they have middle of the road shooting abilities

>>32707130
If you have time to top off the tube, you have time to pull it from the saddle brass up

The same reason poseurs "like" anything, ego. Gear queers are often like this. Shame the fairer sex is more predisposed to this sort of thing

>>32706681
Women always desire a strong patriarch who will tell them what to do and protect them. In our modern society, the state has replaced the male head of household in this respect. So they look to big daddy gov to protect them.

>>32706455
Mine doesn't, she's the one who pouts and begs if we haven't done it in too long.

if it helps i know a girl that owns a massive arsenal of guns. Just rows and racks of em

>>32706455

Same reason pretend to like anything.

A woman is like green-broke mare.

>may let you ride
>may not
>spooks easy
>emotionally reactive
>my disrupt your riding attempts to attain horse dick
>will wait until you turn your back and fuck you up

Only difference is a woman can also use a credit card and spend your money.

But I can't fuck horses, so I'm stuck with the thick-headed slate-eyed piss-poor creations we call women.

>>32706681
Women prefer that the state protect them

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>>32706681
>Hurr women are ebul and manipulative and are incapable of having a genuine interest in anything male-dominated

In the next thread you faggots will be whining that you have no GF.

Have some self-awareness.

mfw at the weirdos talking about side saddles

brass up is superior so they dont ever drop out and nigger why would you have a pump shotgun if milliseconds matter for loading, bring a hi cap clip

>>32708412
>But I can't fuck horses
Not with that attitude.

>>32706455
Because they're trying to make up for the fact that they have no real personalities and are basically of no use other than being a warm hole for cocks.

>TL:DR why do women do anything with men?

>>32711180

I... should have expected this

>>32706455
The same reason men pretend to listen to women's horrible, uninteresting stories about their friends.

>>32706455
Because all the weaboos on this site idolize them, since they have never been in a relationship. Every girl I've dated, I have show how to load, unload, and clear all my guns, as well as where the safeties are for safety purposes. I've also taught them how to use my pump shotty, since they tend to hate shooting them due to recoil, but know it's a good home defense weapon. Bringing girls around guns sucks. Range time is either me-time or guy-time. I wouldn't crash a girls manicure and martini night with her gals, just as I wouldn't want one to go shooting with me. Relationships don't need to be two people with all the same interests; if they are they will never work. Relationships are built on respect and understanding, as well as knowing that people sometimes just need an escape. I've made the mistake of bringing girls to gun-related things a few times and all ended in disaster. I brought my last girl to a gun show; that was a mistake as half the fuckers there ogled her and the other half told her the same joke of "How did you get him to come along?" Another time, I brought a girl hunting. She scared off all the squirrels. I managed to get a rabbit, and she looked at me like I was a serial-killer as a skinned and gutted it without a second thought.

>>32706455
Attention

>>32706478
Fuck off roastie

>>32711949
>weaboos
>implying they idolize 3D women
>implying they don't idolize 2D boys dressed up like girls and shit
Anon pls.

>>32706455
Same reason they pretend to like hunting and fishing

To attract the kind of guy they want

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>>32706455
It will always be a riddle. Both my mom and a female friend of mine, asked if they could go shoot my new gun with me over the winter break when i mentioned it to them. Both were really excited when i confirmed it with them and on the drive over. This was two seperate times mind you.

We get there, i go over safety, and start shooting. Then halfway through my ammo, after trading turns about every mag. They tell me they just want watch me shoot the rest of it. I double check and they say yes and just sit and watch while i empty the last mag and then pack up since i didn't want to make them wait.

My mom i get because the Enfield almost knocked her over. My friend though, she took to it fine and then seemed a little off afterwords. Says she loved it though.

>Pic related my face when it didnt seem they were enjoying it

>>32712067
current mag*

not the last one, that'd be douchy to make them wait

>>32706455
its how they get the dick
be sure to give them a gun safety course before you ever hand them a (every weapon is loaded) weapon

>>32712067
My friend's dad has a Lee-Enfield with an optic that he uses as his deer rifle and I've been trying for years to get him to sell it to me but no dice and I can't blame him

He also has Argentine Mauser that he would probably sell me but something's wrong with the bolt and though I'm sure it's an easy fix and my dad is friends with several gunsmiths I'm still a little leery of it

>>32712094
Is the enfield one of those original British snipers? Those are really rare if so.

>>32712122
Yeah it is which is why I can't fault him at all for not wanting to sell it

>>32710341
>if I say hurr it will make it seem like its a false statement

>>32706455
Because any time the attention is on something else, those who carry two X have to bring the attention back on them.

>>32706455
they have poor personality and liking guns guarantees a strong man to take care of them

>>32708053
Does she have a feminine penis?

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>>32706559
>guns and girls dont mix

Depends, are they just taking photoshoots or are they actually shooting for a purpose? I know dad will take their daughters out to go hunt deer, and they enjoyed it. Same goes for Kurd fighting Daeshbags out in Syria.

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>>32711180
Got talk to /mlp/

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>>32707211
>>32707959
>>32710341

>not wanting another pro-gun person

You're aren't posting like /k/ommando.

Ask the Murdercube for forgiveness for willingly wanting to scare away worshipers.

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>>32712067
Women are like that, anon. I think they had their fill, and then wanted to make sure you had fun before saying.
>ayy, let's bugger off back home now, anon.

Or something, I don't know. Trying to guess how the opposite sex thinks is how many people go insane.

>pretend

I'm physical weak and useless and pathetic, and guns allow me to potentially kill everything around me despite this

>>32706559
The same holds true to more than half the guys on here.

I know ~10 girls off the top of my head who are really into 3gun, hunting and or shotgun sports. Just because you are intimidated by girls and the attention they get doesnt mean you need to project.

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>>32706455
>anything a girl likes is just her faking it!

This is why woman don't like you anon.

>>32714865

I think I know you.

>>32716744
Who am I anon

>>32716752

I don't wanna say your name on here, but how is school?

>>32716780
I'm not in school

>>32716790

Worth a shot.

>>32706455
My mother does. She had a 5 round old S&W .38 (not Special) and had it ready if the intruder came in her window.
Police arrived first.

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>>32716752

You are our king sir

>>32716983
Kings don't have boobies

>>32716992

Neither do you.

>>32706911
>Posting ditch bitch

>>32706730
Keep the brass down so that if the weapon is rotated with the top facing out and somehow the primer is struck you don't end up gutshot.

Also
>having furniture on a firearm that wasn't produced before 1965.

>>32706911
>its a good example of a popular way to use a shotgun
No it isn't. Only time a person should breach load is if you're loading the tube +1.

>>32706680
does having the brass down make for any diffrence when loading? You still are probably going to flip it in your hand.

>>32718323
It makes it easier to load the tube.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b9J8iNwAdA0

>>32718132

You wouldn't end up gutshot. Without a barrel to channel the gasses, rounds just pop or don't do much.

>>32706455
Why do they do anything? Attention. Their survival mechanism is to get the most attention and therefore the most sperm.

>>32706815

Actually decent pistol hold.

>no teacup?
>thumbs forward?
> obvious gaze of sheer stupidity

8.5/10.000 Wud smush

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>>32716992
>let me tell you why that's bullshit

>>32706478
Compensating for tiny hands

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>>32706512
The only reality is the one we find within ourselves.

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>>32721632
>i cant masturbate to this

>>32721632

What the fuck, didn't he use to have a Turkey leg in his hand?

To get dick or advertise to retards

>>32706455
They will not be satisfied until they ruin all of our favorite hobbies and pastimes.

>>32710341
>if i add typos to a statement it stops being true

I hate women, but I hate men even more. Because men give women the utterly undeserved and unwarranted power that they have.

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Girls pretend to like everything. They're incapable of having genuine interests in anything.

Here's why /r9k/ sucks and a bunch of you guys are lonely.

This narrative of "women are terrible I'm going to go be homogay/a wizard" is overly simplistic and unrepresentative of reality, believing it causes you to isolate yourself.

The reality is simple. Women just like men are individuals. Yes there are a lot of terrible, horrible women out there, but there are also fucked up scumbag men too. You must keep that in perspective.

Most people, women included are products of their environment. We all know that girls are raised differently than boys due to social norms. I think this is bullshit, since it prioritizes appearance and social networking over practical skills, leaving a lot of women un-equipped for the realities of the world at large. Sometimes knowing how to change a flat or use a gun are valuable skills. We know that. Why do so many women lack those skills? Because they were raised like princesses that were reassured that all practical problems would be solved for them by men.

Extremely shitty yes, and it does produce a slew of useless, whiny, unrealistic, demanding, ungrateful turbo-cunts. We all know that.

So why bother? Because women are individuals and not all adolescent environments are identical. Many come from cultures where women gotta do a bunch of work and take care of shit, so it's no big deal. Either that of they had parents that weren't fuckups and raised their daughter to have a degree of open-mindedness and respect for others. Some are raised by rednecks who teach them to love the outdoors, hunting, guns and self reliance. They do love these things. They aren't faking interest just because vagina.

Every time I hear this /r9k/ bitching it sounds just like the useless landwhales demanding a ritch 6'2" stud with a 13"dick only reversed. It's really a problem of narrowing your options to quality women and generally cutting shitty people out of your life. That also assumes you aren't a sack of shit unable to assess or improve himself.

>>32722217
thanks for your input but please go back to r.eddit or tumblr or wherever you came from

>>32722217
>We all know that girls are raised differently than boys due to social norms.
That's because boys and girls are different, Sherlock. 'Social norms' don't explain why girls draw ponies and houses and shit while the boys are drawing tanks driving over piles of mutilated bodies.

>>32722152
all i see in that post is
>i am a desperate loser virgin!! i literally cannot do anything in my life except be a slave to pussy

I hate other men so much. Literally 100% of everything they do is for pussy. It's disgusting. You are slaves. Cucks, even. Literal cucks. You will wait hand over foot for a chick even when she is clearly using you and sleeping with everyone around you but not you just out of spite. It's really pathetic.

Maybe if you'd ignore women once in a while and do things for their own sake, you'd have a little fun for once in your life.

>>32722217
>j-just live your life entirely to attract womyn, stop being so entitled and just be a slave to chicks and puss!!!
P A T H E T I C

>>32722305
It's not so black and white tho. It's a combination of biology and societal expectations.

>>32710341
>>Hurr women are ebul and manipulative and are incapable of having a genuine interest in anything male-dominated
not only is that true but also 90% of male ""hobbies"" that aren't anime are taken up just to get chicks

and anime is taken up to fawn over 2d chicks


modern men are utterly pathetic

>>32708412
>>my disrupt your riding attempts to attain horse dick
that doesnt happen. mares go into heat and its pretty obvious when they do. they dont just go trot off randomly to get dicked. you dont know SHIT about horses.

>>32722305
same for this, you dont know shit

women are violent as fuck and are just socialized to become pony lovers and play with barbies

but have you ever met a "horse girl"? theyre garbage. utter human garbage. worse than feral niggers from deepest afrika.

>>32722482

Try me, bitch, I got hoofed in the fucking back by a stud mounting my mare because the guy behind me had a stud and didn't salve his nose.

>>32722573
sounds like the studs fault for mounting, not the mare for being near a stud.

>>32722408
That's not what I said at all. I said have standards, but apply them across the board.

Look for women that aren't useless and don't feel that you owe them shit just because you're a man and she has a warm hole. They're out there. I've met plenty. They might not share all of your interests but it's quality of character you should be looking for.

At the same time it really helps if you don't suck as an individual yourself. Nobody likes bitter, spiteful people. Male or female. Self analysis and improvement is always a good thing, and helping you in the dating game is a neat byproduct.

If you sit there with your ears plugged going "I shouldn't change myself for no bitch, I'm perfect, everyone who changes themselves is a cuck, all women suck anyway" you're defeating yourself through sheer narcissism. There are decent women out there that you could have a stable, beneficial and meaningful relationship with but it will mean meeting them halfway.

But you are right in that bending over backwards and making yourself a slave for pussy is retarded. Half the people in the world are women. Pussy isn't rare at all and no pussy is worth dealing with abuse.

>>32722588

I was being facetious and making a joke in my post. I don't know who pissed in your coffee this morning, but don't bring that shit on me.

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>>32706455
Because women are attention whores in it for the fb likes, or they actually enjoy shooting a gun.
>tfw gf's mom wants me to teach gf how to shoot a gun
>tfw went army autismo on gf about how to shoot a gun
>and take one apart
>and how to clean it
>and how to shoot it
>and ho....
>and so on

>>32722431
thats what liberals would lead you to believe but they'd still be wrong like they always are

and not just wrong, wrong headed.

>>32722482

Why are horse girls garbage?

Do they try and fuck the horse? I mean I remember back in school the weird girl that loved horses.

>>32722637
Ok and what are the natural behavioral characteristics of women vs. men.
While you're at it tell me why the characteristics of men are always objectively better.

>>32706865
jokes on you, I like guys who look like girls.

>>32722643
They're just weird. They're autismal as fuck. But unlike guys that get rightfully shunned for being autismal until they get better at socializing, these spergy weirdo horse girls are encouraged to be themselves. And because they're women, they can do no wrong in general, too; they can literally kill people and get away with it.

>>32722764

I assume since you're versed in horse stuff that you've seen them get someone killed (if not literally killed). but I get what you mean.

>>32722770

I'm a horseman and was raised on a cattle spread and I can testify as well that horse girls can indeed get you or themselves killed.

>riding barefoot
>riling horses for no reason
>getting way too comfortable with the animals
>plus they have an autismal hair trigger

>>32722669
There is no better or worse. There is only cold hard reality.

Women are physically weaker and invest significant amounts of time being even more delicate and unable to provide for themselves (from a hunter-gather standpoint) whenever they reproduce. Their vaginas are also much more valuable from the standpoint of continuing your population because your population growth/recovery rate is strictly limited by how many of them you have.

Men are stronger and more expendable, down to a certain level. Having kids for them is basically no effort at all because sperm is cheap; they can just fuck and skip off into the sunset without a care in the world.

The women that are able to coerce the guy or guys into caring for them while they're child bearing are going to reproduce more often and viably than the ones that try to go it alone or don't have that quality. The guy that fucks the most is in theory gonna get his genes passed on the best, but the caveat of him not sticking around to care for them lowering their survival rate kinda makes that into more of a question mark. Over all, guys are selected to be more willing to take risks because their deaths aren't as harmful to the community's longterm reproduction ability, to a point.

So the woman is looking for the biggest, strongest, hardest motherfucker because she wants him to be able to provide for her not necessarily all the time, but definitely while she is with child. She has been selected to use the tools at her disposal (social stuff and emotion) in order to coerce him into caring for her rather than fucking and then leaving. And the man is conditioned to view her as something to be protected, because the guy that doesn't take care of his wife and goes and gets himself killed... well, his kid doesn't do so well. At least, until the advent of community support, but even then the downsides of single mother parenting are evident to this day.

cont'd

>>32723614
Are things different now? Yes. But now has been a gnat fart in the timespan of the history of the species.

A couple thousand years of civilization and a hundred years of wishful thinking doesn't get rid of hundreds of millennia of selection pressure. We still have all this shit wired into us pretty damn deep, and it isn't going away any time soon.

>>32723614
Ok, but your wall of text exemplifies exactly what I meant by human reproductive instinct combining with expectations to produce what we know as male/female societal roles. I'm not disagreeing with you.

>>32706512
Bitch do you even know the allegory of the cave?