Feed Ammericans Well Again

>>32666461
This is really just seeing who has the baggier clothing.

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>>32666465
Now now, bro, what did I say about salty anus.
On a side-note - you are kinda right, in cold climate baggy clothing is the win, Americans forgot about it after Korean War.

>>32666482
Oh shit thats too much prepere for nuke

>>32666461
WYKOP SSIE PAUĘ. Dla wykopków najlepsza broń, to armata wujka.

>>32666461
Hamburger? Do you even American? Cheeseburger bro.

Usunięcie konta w serwisie wykopu w trakcie realizacji. Pozdrawiam serdecznie, użytkownik wyzwolony.

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>>32666461

>>32666461
>5'9" vs 6'0"

>>32666494
>Hamburger? Do you even American? Cheeseburger bro.
Sorry bro, I pierogi more, didn't mean to insult.

>>32666497
Is this a language? Can you report people for not speaking English?

>>32666504
Fucking poles

Zawołali na wypoku to zechce jes...

>>32666508
*american

>>32666508
It's very very old and rare slavic kind of speaking.

Chicagofag here. We eat perogi every day.

>>32666520
Shut the fuck up Chicago slut. You're literally the Europe of the USA. Get off /k/ you gun free zone cunt lord.

>>32666461
Boolean dupy karafagów najlepszy

>>32666523
Eat a dick faggot. We use our guns the way god intended. On each other.

>>32666539
Your niggers do drive bys, and I've never met a white person from Chicago that wasn't a retard. Kys. Or at least don't mention your shithole city.

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>>32666461
>3rd worlder burgers cant get enought nutrition from the gmo corn syrup to grow past manletism
Pic related.

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>>32666461

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>>32666461
hmm

>>32666580
lmao. is the average burger height like 5'8 or something?

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>>32666609
Our average height is actually falling, thanks mexico.

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Stop manlet shaming
Its beyond our control

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>>32666628

>>32666628
>beyond our control
Have you tried eating good? Both my parents are sub 5'9. Meanwhile, me and my brother both came out 6'2 by eating nutrient-rich foods and being breastfed for more than a year. Manletism is a choise.

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>>32666645
Both my parents are under 5'9 and my older brother turned out 6'4

>>32666461
>americans are fat manlets

More news at 9.

>>32666628
It's just some innocent pranks bro, we <3 U. :)

>also, I envy manlet-bros in the forest, it's much easier for them to duck/sneak/cover/crawl with a lot less fatigue, and they can still carry the same amount of load, I shit you not.

>>32666661
Hey nobody said fat.

>>32666670
>HAMBURGERS vs PIEROGI

/r/ing the compilation of the fat fucking US marine and Army

>>32666609
Well when you're inbred of course your height is more consistent.

>>32666651
>half-brother
If you know what I mean.

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>>32666724
Well in that case >>32666645
was adopted.

What now, fart commander?

>>32666765
>if you aren't a malnutritioned and vertically challenged shart-in-marter, you're adopted
Epic genetics, undergrad pleb

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>>32666820
One day you'll come to terms with the fact that your true parents didn't want you
I'm gonna be the bigger man here and back off and forgive you for implying my mother was unfaithful, okay, sport?

>>32666661
Actually Americans are typically larger and taller than European counterparts on the fact we are a self sustaining Nation and have access to food. We have to ship you guys food.

>>32666609

5'10" (1.78 cm) on average for Americans of European decent under 30. Given that the American soldier on the right appears to be of Filipino ancestry (swarthy Asian with surname of Reyes) its not surprising he's fairly short.

>>32667198
I've been to Southern Europe a few times before, they're quite short compared to Americans and Northern Europeans.

>>32666466
not bad, kek'd and check'd

>>32667198
>>32667275
US - 172.2 cm (5 ft 8 in)

Bosnia and Herzegovina - 183.9 cm (6 ft 1⁄2 in)

Netherlands - 183.8 cm (6 ft 1⁄2 in)

Montenegro - 183.2 cm (6 ft 0 in)

Denmark - 182.6 cm (6 ft 0 in)

Norway - 182.4 cm (6 ft 0 in)

Serbia - 182.0 cm (5 ft 11 1⁄2 in)

Germany - 181 cm (5 ft 11 1⁄2 in)

Iceland - 181 cm (5 ft 11 1⁄2 in)

Sweden - 181.5 cm (5 ft 11 1⁄2 in)

Lithuania - 181.3 cm (5 ft 11 1⁄2 in)

Austria - 180 cm (5 ft 11 in)

Finland - 180.7 cm (5 ft 11 in)

Ireland - 179.63 cm (5 ft 10 1⁄2 in)

United Kingdom - 178.2 cm (5 ft 10 in)

France - 177.0 cm (5 ft 9 1⁄2 in)

"no"

>>32667198
That used to be true for USAnians and Canadians for many decades, I remember that from books about WW1, WW2... I don't think that's true any more bro.

>>32666583
>Don't guard me or my son's again.

>>32667460
Maybe this stat counts in all the chinks gooks and japs they let in, and mexicans.

>>32667460
>>32667470
You realize we have Mexicans and other undesirable races in America right?

Take a sample of strictly white Americans. As for Canada I have no idea about syrup land.

Average American of European descent is still around 6 ft even.

And even still, it depends on the data you look at. Down south, whitey tends to be taller because we have tons of Germans, Scots, and Irish. Up north they are shorter because more Slavs.

>>32667548
>>32667588

They're still counted as "Americans". You can't cherry pick and tell people which Americans are Americans, when your own nation classes them as their own countrymen.

If you was to take out the rapefugees from most of the central euro nations, i.e Germany, France, UK, Netherlands and most of the Scandinavians, the number would also increase. However, I didn't do that, because i'm not a cherry picking fuck, trying to falsify facts just to support an argument.

>>32667588
>As for Canada I have no idea about syrup land.
They have a lot of asians now too, ware open to them for decades. They recently stopped import of asians and opened for white people again to even things out.

>>32666504
>only 10" in a foot, said the metric-based yuropoor

>>32666461
actually got a laugh outta that, pierogi-fucker

>>32666519
I actually think its a different mentality thing.
>US - get caught drunk & then brawling with an MP = disdis & big stones into little stones
>Polska - get caught drinking vodka with your potato pancakes for lunch, and then proceed to give the MP shit and brawl = go to hospital for two weeks and 'git bak 2 werk' cleaning base roads with snowshovel for rest of year
one side requires muscle while the other side can just fling paper and ruin you.

>>32667614
Yes but your country has a lot less of them percentage wise. They're close to 40% of population too. We even have a lot of Asians that really ruin it.

/k/ is a place for white males. I'm simply informing you the white men from your country are the same size, or smaller, than American whites.

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>>32667639
>men from your country are the same size, or smaller, than American whites.

United States (Non-Hispanic White Americans) - 178.2 cm (5 ft 10 in).

>>32666523
> Chicago, the europe of America.

Kek, you need to travel more

>>32666461
that twerpy gook is making us look bad

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>>32667710
You can't count Jews from New York or Florida either.

America is as large as the entirety of Europe. Got a figure for Midwest White men?

>>32667742
>You can't count Jews from New York or Florida either.

Oh fuck off you cunt.

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>>32667639
>/k/ is a place for white males
>mfw mexican af
>mfw been here since 2010
>mfw 6'2" and all males in family are 6'+
>mfw /k/ is a place for white males

>>32667768
There's some in California too. Anyway your country is lame and I know you need this victory so it's yours.

Surprisingly, Americans with European ancestry are comparable to people currently from those countries. Odd, huh?

>>32667787
Go eat a fucking Taco, Paco. Who gives a shit.

You're probably living in America and just call yourself a Mexican because that's how fucking stupid American Mexican immigrants are.

>>32667624

You've never been in a military before and I know it.

>>32666539
kek based Illin-nagant

>>32666554
relax anon, its only Monday. dont sperg to hard, there are 4 more days left in the week. you must conserve.

>>32666645
I see your background in genetics is really paying off sven.

>>32667842
I'm from a place that fucking hates Chicago. You can probably guess.

>>32667835
Woah dude, no salt bro! Take a jokeXDXD!

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>>32666580
Check that lack of discipline

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>>32667460
then
>>32667588
then
>>32667614
then
>>32667639
and this
>>32667710
and then finally this last attempt at damage control

>>32667914
Whoops, forgot the last one
>>32667742

>>32666508

Man I wish.

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>>32666472
thats better now

ITT: a bunch of people think that defending their national height average will somehow help them absolve the fact that they're 5'8.

>>32667470
>USAnians
The fuck is this bullshit?

>>32667639
>/k/ is a place for white males
I've got bad news for you son...

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>Having manlets out in public
Thanks Obama

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>>32666580
>Pollocks can't into perspective.

This thread has nothing to do with weapons.

Fuck off.

>>>/int/

>>32667872

Shut the fuck up, Jorge.

>>>/int/

>>32666461

You're in trouble.

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>>32668417
>>32668453
I think you mean >>>/fit/

PS When will manlets learn?

>>32666461
>tfw this entire thread is friendly banter
fuck i love you pollacks, my favorite yuros

>>32666466
jej

>>32667872

Sick a dick! XdXD 111!!!one!!!

#REKT #FUK
#4CHAN

>>32666461

Don't worry Pol-bros, next time the big bad Germans invade, our manlet asses will pull you out of the shit, unlike the traitorous French and British.

>>32668571
You mean northern-turks?
:P

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>>32668571
>when Germany invades
with what? the tanks they sold to us or the guns they don't bother using during exercises?

>England, France, and Germany combined have 1238 MBT's
>Poland has 1,009

So do you guys just sell the flags of all your neighboring countries in shops, just in case? or how does that work?

>>32668707
probably too busy not building mosques and making the eu mad

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such a cute little man :3

russia pls

big target easy to shoot

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this is not even funny anymore

>>32667787
>been here since 2010

Wow you're such an oldfag!

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guys stahp!

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>>32668949
Don't get short with me

>>32666662
We <3 you too poland bros, it's all just banter in this thread.
>Cheers on being one of the most based country in Europe

>>32669062
its been 7 years.. jsut think of it 7...

>>32667742
yes you are right... Disregard everything exposed to you.. america has the tallest men in the world, you provide food for europe and welcome people from all countrys and race because your country offers the best of the best in every regard... happy now?

How tall are you?
Not so happy now huh?

>>32669568
5'11.5. 6 when my boots are on. I'm content with myself. Thanks for being so nice.

Wasn't Poland wiped out of the map like twice?

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>>32667787
You realize 60% of mexicans have some European dna right?

Unless your a full mestizo, which I doubt if your 6'2''

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>>32670261
>every single thread
>another Mexican goes on about how white it is

>>32670295
You realize Mexico is not racially homogeneous, right? No Hispanic country is.

baggy uniforms are fucking disgusting

do they just pick the wrong size or something?

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>>32670295
Some actually are.

Admittedly that 60% figure includes a lot of ones that might only be 10-50%, some mexicans are legitimately 100% Hispanic white.

And, no I'm not a mexican. (am part Italian though)

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>>32670310
This.

The Spaniards banged the Mayans and turned them into Mexicans.

>>32670347
Those aren't the only people in Mexico, dumbass.

>>32670320
It's so you can layer.

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>>32670356
I'm quoting It's Always Sunny you fucking ass clown.

>>32670390
Excuse me for not wasting my life on your meme show.

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>>32670408
No, you're just wasting it on 4chan. That's much better.

>>32670408
>always sunny
>meme show
Fuck off back to /tv/, that show is kino as fuck.

>>32670467
>kino
I guarantee you have no idea what this word means.

>>32670476
prefix of units using dogs?

>>32670476
I guarantee you have no idea that I'm fluent in German.

>>32669150
American, Canadian?, American, Ukrainian/Russian?, Pole, Ukranian/Russian?

>>32670120
yes, isnt your country like filled with mexicans?

ITT: Burgers in full damage control considering to be put on suicide watch...

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>>32670774
Not even close.

How do Americans not get stepped on everyday?
due to their height i would expect they get trampled quite often.

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>>32667893

*inarticulate yelling*

>>32670685
I guess it's better to have Mexicans then Russians hea?

>>32670857
t. 4'11" slavmidget.

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>>32673212
Sorry to disaapoint dwarf
Tell you what next time i know there is an american around but dont see him i will watch where i step

>>32666645
There something to what this anon is saying.
My cousin is a manlet. His mom was a train wreck and the kid ended up getting raised by his grandmother for most of his life. But because his mom didn't feed him well he is literally a foot shorter than most of the kids in his generation. Even his older siblings are taller. They were cared for better by their father!

>>32671042
>taco niggers vs snow niggers
pick your poison

>>32673734
>thinking being big is an advantage in the age of guns

I guess if you want to be a meat shield it is. Otherwise you're just a bigger target.

>>32667460
Sure sport. Corn fed white boy here. 6'1". While I'll admit there are plenty of manlets all you have to do is ask their last name.
Italians, Mexicans, Puerto Rican's, and asians are all short!
Get up to northern Wisconsin and you see what real Americans look like!

>>32666461
Americans are just lithe and quick, it's the best! Wait no... I'm a pudgy dude about average height. Carry on.

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>>32673734
>183cm
>tall
193cm white cis privileged American male reporten

>>32675593
manlet pls I can climb mountains better than you and cover ground faster

>>32666472

I didn't realise that Americans had units of litteral dwarves.

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>>32675603
Oh yeah. Wisconsin is on /k/ tonight. Come on up, it's cold as fuck, well teach you how to Stunt.

>>32666461
Polish MPs are big guys (for you)

I saw some when I was in Krakow they seemed a lot bigger than the regular cops walking around

I wonder if they select them like that or something.

>>32675785

well the traditional role of the MP is to beat drunk/disorderly trained into submission, so being big dudes is pretty much a prerequisite. Either that or being the scariest short motherfucker around.

>>32666461
>Come on, bros, what happen! :P

Man just compare the differences in food. I'm so glad I started watching MRE videos on YouTube. Other military rations are way different than ours, and most from Europe and Russia look better.

Fuck me to do I want to get ahold of that Norwegian Reindeer casserole one.

>>32675743
They live in cave networks deep below live fire ranges.

>>32675961
They weren't eating MREs their whole life to get this way.

>this entire thread

REEEEEEEEEEEE DELET THIS

>>32666461
I just think it's hilarious that people actually think this means anything when it's been documented that other countries will choose their biggest and broadest to work with American troops. Like we just sent a flip and some rando 5'10 dude to work with y'all, lol

>>32666461
I wish Americans were mostly white

I hate having to deal with niggers and spics on a daily basis

>>32667614
>I didn't look at facts that actually matter because I didn't do that to the other countries so they appear taller
GG eurocuck

>>32666461
You guys may be used to it, but we burgers tend to get some shrinkage in the cold.

>>32676171
you sound insecure

>i think its just funny that
lmao

>>32669016
>The only non-white, non-european ancestry is short
Wow I totally feel not 6' now

>>32676359
Not really, and if you're gonna quote me get it right you mongoloid. Must be all that malnutrition from living in europe

>>32676395
>"not really"
>posts assmad post

>>32676171
see >>32666461
>>"This is a joke thread. We love each other. If you get a sore anus over this, consume thy feces and expire please."

pipe down, sperg

>>32676411
If this is what you call assmad I'd like to see what you consider like a genuine rage

>>32676430
>what you consider like a genuine rage
lmao

>>32676453
(you)

>>32666461
Not gonna defend my manlet ameribros, all I have to say is being 6'2" is pretty nice. Try harder next time maybe?

>>32676503
wow u tight

>>32676616
Here's another (you)

>>32676628
no need to get assmad in a friendly banter thread

>>32666461
>TFW father 181 cm, younger brother 185 cm, and (you) are 171 cm

Worst part is the difference is all in the long bones of my legs, my arm span is 182 cm and I'm just as tall as my brother when we sit on a bench, but I've got to take my pants to a tailor because my inseam is under 68 cm. I'm built like a monkey.

>Bohemian/Norwegian from Minnesota

>>32676638
Said the guy who's assmad in a friendly banter thread

>>32675743
They're squats. They don't exist, and never die. Emprah said so.

>>32667198
>We have to ship you guys food.
WHAT THE FUCK AM i READING...
(unless this anon is trolling)
Europe has been a gigantic exporter of food for decades, we had to limit our production or the farmers would go bancrupct,

Also, eastern parts of Europe (today's poland, ucraine, belarus, aso moldavia, romania) was a granary of entire Europe for many centuries, and still is.

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>>32677005
During ww2 Hitler conquered you all. We sent food to Britain because they would of starved.

We currently do export a lot of food to Europe still.

>>32667275
5'10" which is as much as the average Swedish woman or as the average Russian (AK stock is too short for us Americans...), Swiss, or Italian.

>>32677064
>We currently do export a lot of food to Europe still.
No.
Where the fuck are you getting those lies from.

American food is banned in EU, to protect our own producers, and because you put a fuckload of chemicals into your food, and fuckload of antibiotics, steroids and other shit into your meat production.
USA has tried to enter EU food market for decades, that's partially what all those TTIP's and other shits are all about.
Recent attempt is to make EU strike a deal with Canada, than USA could send their infested, cancerous food to EU through it (CETA).

>>32677228
wat
why do you explain this
how it's not common knowledge?

>>32677272
He's full of shit. The US exports over $10 billion a year in food to europe

>>32677290
This guy gets it. Kind of pathetic really.

You needed colonies to provide you food. Then we won independence by beating your ass at war, and still have to sell you food and bail you out of world wars.

Get your fucking shit together Old World.

>>32677290
That was a generalization. Off course we trade some food, like wines, cheese, local products, some processed foods,etc.
The real deal is about opening Europe for your whole-scale production, where the real money is - genetically modified crops, steroid-soaked meat, etc.
That would fuck up EU food market, because it's cheaper. That's what the battle is on about.
10$ billion in food is nothing, it's spare change, taking to account two gigantic economies - US & EU.

>>32677376
Look at what is traded. The US exports grains, meats, soy, tobacco etc.. All bulk commodities. In return they import beer, wine, olive oil, cheese and similar luxury items. European imports could be halted and not affect the bulk of the US, the reverse is simply not true.

>>32677404
>the reverse is simply not true.
I completely disagree. Like I said, EU has a gigantic over-production in foods (that's why we ware sending all that grain to Africa to "help" the niggers (while destroying their own farming in the process), that's one of the main reasons EU was created in the first place - to be able to control & limit production to keep prices on the level.
It's a socialist nightmare, and we continuously have wars about it between countries - about milk, sugar, meat etc. production quotas, fishing quotas etc, but it somehow works and keeps the prices high enough for farmers to reach profit - while in USA farmers have long became slaves of monsanto and other corporations, and ware forced to switch to GMO cancer.

>>32675700
whats your last name? Olsen? Logarson? Wolff?

>>32668667
So you start buying parts from us in the next few years, because the PL-01 is too expensive for your poor country?
I'm okay with that.

>>32669016

>americans send a dog
>have a norway guy pick up its shit

gg Scandinavia

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>>32677922
>PL-01 is too expensive for your poor country?

PL-01 looks cool, but it's nothing more than a cardboard dress-up for a shitty Swedish CV90120-T light tank.

BAE Systems thought that if they play dress-up, they will be able to drain some money from corrupt polish government.
But that government got overthrown, and now they can go fuck themselves. :P

Also - what did I say about having sand in your ass-pussy?
This is a joke thread.

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>>32678034

Poland is a good country. I like visiting there.

>>32675603
lmao Wisconsin, get back to making cheese lanklet.

>>32666514
what is wypoku and why does it want to eat?

>>32666580
fuck man Im a burger but them poles look badass compared to our manlets, and I'm 5'10


went to a /k/ meet and I was the only one under 6'0 except for this one dude who was on drugs

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>>32667460

idk where you are getting your numbers from but they are incorrect

>>32678222
does that trooper have a stainless m9?/

>>32678697
>fuck man Im a burger but them poles look badass compared to our manlets, and I'm 5'10
It got me thinking - those poles are tall as fuck cause they are MP's.
But every army used to choose biggest fuckers for MP duty because it makes their job easier.
When did US stop doing that.

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>>32666461
>being this fucking delusional.

>>32678810
Can you read?

>>32678810
shoped

dont be mad big boy :)

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>>32678822
>>32678857
>triggered pierogi manlets detected

>>32666714
>land of immigrants
>inbred
....what?

>poland prime minister 5 foot 4
>American pres 6 foot 2

really wrinkles the brain

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>American ''''''''''soldiers''''''''''''0

>>32677447
All I got from that is your country pisses away it's own resources so once again the US has to come in like a superhero and save you from starving. How old are you europe, put your bigboy pants on.

>>32667614
>They're still counted as "Americans". You can't cherry pick and tell people which Americans are Americans, when your own nation classes them as their own countrymen.

So those refugees are now full fledged citizens? Damn, EU is dead serious about immigration.

>>32678902
>white

you can't fool me nigger

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>>32678902
> White

What the fuck , this is the ultimate meme military in the world

>>32666472
To be fair, that would be absolutely fucking terrifying.

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>>32666461
>talking some shit about Bundeswehr
>some guy say he is 1,80 m totally proud and pointing it out that theres an 8
>am 1,84 m
>"wtf are you talking, I am 1,81 and you are about 4cm shorter" while standing next to him
>I laugh
>everyone laughs
>he doesnt
>mfw

>>32666645
So, i was supposed to hunt deers (on a city?) when i was 4? Oh and run in the middle of the night stealing milk from pregos? And somehow modify my genetic code?

Bitch, stop with this. Its not fat shaming , I'm not a fatass that avoid exercise/diet and over-consumes resources.

I curse your descendance with the (tiny) eye of the manlet! Now your kids Will marry manlets or womanlets

>>32666461

None of you bitches is allowed to talk, if you're a member of NATO.

You pay your fair share instead of big daddy America doing it, and then you can open your mouth. Until then, don't let your alligator mouth overload your hummingbird ass.

>>32679671
>You pay your fair share instead of big daddy America doing it, and then you can open your mouth. Until then, don't let your alligator mouth overload your hummingbird ass.


Which part of "this is a joke thread" don't you understand, you stupid ass.

>>32675603
Im taller than you and 1/4th italian

I understand how why im tall though, im 1/8th polish.

Ironically i get it from my grandmother who was extremely tiny. Genetics work mysteriously.

>>32678768
The blueing has just worn off, so basically yes.

>>32678896
>Russia
>land of immigrants
???

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>>32678810
>Pollack qt officer with aesthetic beret
>American pudgy officer with shit beret
not doing yourself any favors fampai

>>32666628
Don't be mad dude, manlets are physiologically superior for soldiering and staying healthy in general.

tallguys will die off and you fucks will inherit the earth.

>>32670261
>You realize 60% of mexicans have some European dna right?

Yes and those 60% are kicking the remaining 40% over the border in to the US. There is literally ethinic dumping going on right now. Basically the whites of Mexico are kicking out the non whites and because of left wing parasites, the US wants to keep millions of illiterate, manlet indians who don't contribute to society. They should send them to Canada where they actually want them.

>>32678222
COLONIZED

>>32678887
You didnt read the OP didnt you...

>>32679871
It would be hard for them to inherit earth if curbs are taller then them

>>32667639
>/k/ is a place for white males

/k/ is your safe space now?

>>32670774
>everyone having fun
>and vatnik comes in being a faggot like always and ruins everything
cancer

>>32666617
>implying all mexicans are manlets
lmao have fun being butt hurt small dick light skinners

>>32666645
>breastfed for more than a year
freud pls

>>32681287
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Breastfeeding#Recommendations
>WHO's guidelines recommend "continue[d] frequent, on-demand breastfeeding until two years of age or beyond."[148][149]
No reason to feel bitter, big boy. I'm sure you'll grow several inches more.

>>32678222
She is just so scary looking. She must be a great addition to her team.

>>32666583
Well done sir. I lol'ed

>>32670660
The third one is British. Look at the fucked up beret.

>>32680755
Yeah...

>>32682115
>beyond

I recommend it until age seventy, with cock as an acceptable field expedient brotein source.

>>32683528
Wait... It's a woman?

>>32667198
That is such horseshit. We import strawberries, pineapple, apples, coffee, and all sorts of shit. The fact is that there's very little that gets imported from the US to Europe. Also, in general my brothers and I have been taller than 6'

T. European that moved to the US at a young age.

>>32667588
I have known some pretty short white guys here in Northern Minnesota.

>>32667589
Why do you assume this? There are tonnes of Germans and Irish that moved to the midwest and east coast, and slavs aren't inherently shorter.

>>32667639
You dumb faggot, I have known plenty of short white Americans. Of course you'very never been to Europe so you wouldn't know.

>>32683902
Yes, let's count a retards anecdotal evidence as fact.

>>32683857
People in northern Minnesota have historically shit nutrition, my grandfather is full blood Norwegian and was 5'4 with a 24 inch waist when he joined the army to go fight in Korea.

don't worry ameribros, polacks have to get rid of their inferiority complex somehow.

it became popular lately on our side of the internet to laugh over it... like it even matters

what you don't know is that these polish MP guys have a 80 grand to pay for the next 25 years because life here sucks

This is 8'2" polishbro

>>32684644
80 grand of credit i meant (in bucks)

>>32684644

You are not 8'2

>>32684664
yeah, 6'2" was on my mind, i ain't no fucking yao ming

>>32684701

I was about to say...

Whew.

Still a good sized fellow.

>>32681122
t. pablo

Every mexican I've ever met was either shorter than me or my height, 5'11"

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I'm American and I'm 6'2". (187cm if you use the silly system.)
>picture unrelated

>>32685129
>shorter than me or my height

>>32666461

>being surprised that MPs are manlets

We only accept them into the infantry if their anger outweighs their lack of height.

>>32685142
>6'2 = 187
Wait there, burgerbro. You are 6'1.5

>>32685129
I'm mexican and 6'2

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>start a thread for lulz
>66 hours later it's still up, and some dumb cunts kept being butt-hurt despite explicit motion that it's just a joke

>>32667460
I'm an American of Chinese heritage and I'm 5 ft 10 in.

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>Asian
>6'1''
mfw

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>>32666461
They used to have a height requierment for American MPs. 6 foot or more.

Now any old midget, and yes there are fucking midgets in the military, can join the MPs.

Get this. Short man syndrome, aka Napoleon Complex, having shits love to be MPs because they see it as "instant authority and power."

>mfw I was a tall MP and had to do all the work for manlets and bulldykes that became helpless, maligned girls whenever something difficult needed doing
>"SGT Anon, please lift these boxes for PVT (soon to be SSG) Bulldyke and then go do all the manhandling of some marines at a bar fight right off base"
>but I already got alot of work I'm doing
>"Think of the mission SGT"

I could write you niggers THE BOOK on destroying any size unit from the inside out with not a shot fired.

>>32678728

>*for white males

Literally the tallest possible sample besides basketball americans.

>>32666617
Fucking beaners, they fuck everything up.

>>32670120
Well, technically it suffered 3 crippling cases of severe anschluss, followed by another case of anschluss, and then a case of cлaвнoe ocвoбoждeниe.

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>>32688950
5'10 Manlet here, thread gave me some good laughs.

>>32666461

Seriously, what the fuck is up with that font? Did a 14 year old with a meme generator design those vests?

>>32668667
Wait, Britain and France have 1000 MBTs together? How many are Challengers? The Leclerc is useless, it only goes backwards anyway, so Poland could easily steamroll most of western europe? 1009 MBTs against, what, lets say 500 operational MBTs between germany and britain?
huh.

>>32669150
Us,Leaf,Brit,Russian,Polish,¿ukranian? idk

>>32681122
Every Mexican says they have a big dick and buy the dame size condoms as me,lol

>>32693107
condoms really don't change size much.

>>32685142
>silly system
Let's make all the small measurements in, say... base 12. everything below that gets measured in a fraction of one od those. And the next measurement is... huh. Base 3, because fuck, i like base 3. and then we'll make the really big one, like, roundabout 1800 of the medium ones. that'll be the last one.

metrics:
this is one meter. Scale it up or down using greek presyllables. it's base ten.

>silly system
yeah right. Don't even get me started on weight...
Oh, wait, which mars mission crashed because of american unwillingness to abandon their shitty system?
YOUR SYSTEM IS SHIT AND I'M SURPRISED YOU MADE IT TO THE MOON DESPITE IT.

>>32693153
Damn Eurofaggots get so fucking triggered by American units.

>>32667460
Sauce on stats?

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Lol America is 52% white shithole thinking their manlet slave soldiers are better. Rot in hell, burgerfucks.
Fucking hate you mutts thinking you can bully everyone.

>>32694231
so which irreverent country are you from?

>>32694231
Why do Europeans keep lowering the percentage? Where do they get these numbers from?

>>32669100
Kek

>>32694231
>Be 52%
>Still have the run of the relevant world
Keep blaming anything but yourself racecuck

>>32669150
>the polish guy's face when sorrounded by two russkies
smirked

>>32694231
Probably shorter than you but I can't help but look down on you anyway.

>>32689102
Don't they cull people for being over 6' in Asia?

>>32689280
>filename
ekkekekekekeke

>>32689879
each have roughly ~400 mbts

but the plus side is the majority is modern mbts like challys and leo 2s, while Poland has Leo 2s as 1/3 of its MBT force while the rest is modernized T72s

Is bad joke, /pol/fag

>>32679865
The pollack beret looks like a fluffed up pillow, idk what you're talking about aesthetic. As far as berets go the colonel's looks pretty good.

Polish and american march LOOOOL
https://youtu.be/b-euEv6J2R8?t=41m

about 41min

>>32678728
>white males

nice cherry picking there, jamel

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>ITT asshurt manlet americucks damage controlling over their shortness
>while master race 6'0+ Euro's laughing at asshurt americucks

Fucking kek. Good job, 52%'ers. Try and square up and I'll step on you, you fucking cockroaches. I now understand why your military focuses so much on the air force, because you compensate for your short ass troops, who'd most likely get fucking stomped on by us taller men.