what stopped you today anon? >inb4 I'M TOO MUCH

>>32433109
i am not a huge faggot

go get help nigger instead of winning on internet

>>32433109
You suck and are stupid.

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I'm in love with a girl.
Suicide is the most cowardly and selfish act there is.

I just got rejected from a major job from Amazon after making it to the in-person round of interviews.

Only thing stopping me is going to Mountain Warfare school and The hope I can get into a law school

probably the fact that the bullet in your shitpost is actually a snap cap

>>32433109
People who try to kill themselves disgust me so much that I don't care when they go. I guess it's this mentality that stopped me in the past.

https://youtu.be/VPkDFO7WTW4

>>32433109
It's just another regular day, but with 1,000,000% more Christmas music coming out of the radio

I'm European

>>32433109
The range is closed on Christmas you fucking retard.

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Because I have friends and I care about them, and they care about me

see a psychiatrist

My girlfriend is pregnant, and ive never been happier

Aside from your HURR DURR shenanigans:
>I can't load/unload a revolver as quickly as a semi-auto
>I aim better with a notch/post configuration
>I like the ergos of a semi-auto better
Revolvers will always be cool, and shooting .38 will always be fun, especially in a platform that is more tactile. I'm just more efficient overall with the other choice.

>>32433511
what do you work as

>>32433109
Are you implying I would commit suicide?

You are fucking defective if you do.
There are so many people in the world that need killing it's just fucking wasteful to die without taking any of them with you.

>>32433109
Today has been barely anything, I went shooting yesterday though.

>>32433518
Babby maker

>>32433518
2 jobs, i manage the office of an lgs, and part time i work security for a local business that has been very public in conservative views, making them a target for non violent but still destructive crime

>>32433109
I want to ruin someones life before I go

>>32433519
...are you me?

You have all of eternity to be in the ground, what's the rush?

>>32433519
this

>>32433587
only 9 to 5

>>32433109
I have a steady girlfriend, good friends, good job opportunities, and am finishing up my education. Everyone in my life is supportive of me and I truly have a chance to succeed.

>>32433109
Spending time with family, and I don't want to kill myself. Buck up, anon. I wish I could give you some advice but I have none.

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>>32433680

>Opened at 9
>Closed at 5

I drank two Redbulls at once yesterday and here I am 5am Christmas day.

>>32433669
Justice, usually.

>>32433333
I bet that get is keeping you alive too

>>32433519
Not all heros wear capes boys.

>>32433733
Wired metal hats, usually.

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>>32433333
fuckin noice

>>32433109
Because I have guns, dogs, house, job, and a good woman.

These last 2 days of over time have got me at 72 hours this week.

Time to look for a worthy gun to blow my money on.

>>32433333
Quints winessed, don't kill yourself.

>>32433738
I wish theyd just go back to the gallows, nothing would put the fear of god in a man like looking into his future.

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>>32433109

>>32433333
>Mountain Warfare school and The hope I can get into a law school

No fuck that. Don't be 10th Mount, just go USAF and become Tom Cruise in A Few Good Men.

>>32433109
We'll all die soon enough. There's no reason to be impatient.

>>32433333
CHECKED
ITS A CHRISTMAS MIRACLE
PRAISE KEK

>>32433755
I like your pupper

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>>32433333
Now you can live for these sick quints

>>32433782
thanks, he isn't much of a guard dog but being friendly more than makes up for it.

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>>32433787
woof

>>32433812
do dogs that live inside still get a winter coat?

>>32433109
waiting til March; no significant dates around then so easier for the few folk who know me to forget. it'll look like a stupid accident: go camping but leave a barbecue tray burning where it will fill the tent. get drunk, go to sleep: never wake.

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>>32433755
Cattle dogs for life

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>>32433822
Yessir

>>32433822
they shed like mad

>>32433725
>>32433739
>>32433747
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>>32433784
God dammit thanks guys. Appreciate it.

>>32433757
Anon you're late by 6 years or so. I'm in the Guard now.

>>32433109
My guns are already loaded or else I'd have loaded them.

There's never a reason to kill yourself other than to stop real physical suffering that would eventually result in death.

I'm not a little bitch. I'll stop when my body refuses to keep going on.

>>32433109
It isn't even alpha.

It is just not being fucking pathetic "poor me" whiney little bitch.

It's never even been a consideration.

>>32433109

Because suicide is the most selfish and childish thing you can do. It is literally choosing to end your life on a massive tantrum and cry for attention. I don't give a fuck about your "muh depression muhfugga" whining. Suicide is for the mentally weak.

Because some day it will all be better.

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But I always keep my revolver loaded, op.

>>32433109
>>>/r9k/

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>>32433333
you natty guard service academy?

>>32435607
Wrong SMC. Mine started the Civil War>>32435607

>>32433109
I'm not a massive faggot emo

>>32433109
Because I like shooting other things too much.

Also I'm not a faggot, so there's that too.

>>32433109
I can't bring myself to burden those around me with my death. Also, I'd prefer to use a gun, but don't want to and to anti statistics.

>>32433333
I know that pain. I got rejected from google. I thought I did really well in the in person other than the last interviewer who barely spoke English and had me repeat/explain what I was trying to say so often I didn't finish.

>>32433333
Microsoft guy here trust me when I say you don't want to work there. They are churn and burn

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Waiting for my parents to die first desu, don't want to hurt them. Also fuck you if you use a gun to off yourself, god made exit bags for a reason you selfish pricks.

Literally just cocaine, weed, and the promise of a better future. Its a lie i tell myself, but still.

I've never understood suicide. No fear of death means you can do anything, just have a way to kill yourself in the event of capture so you can't be trapped and tortured or whatever.

>>32433109
Honestly? Can't be stuffed, it's too much effort. Plus I wouldn't want anybody finding all of my porn and search history when i'm dead.

Just spent my first christmas alone with literally nobody, not even my family. They didn't call or message, and I make sure to call or message them for their birthdays and important days. I slept the whole day away, because nobody cared enough to think of me during one of the most family important days of the year.

I'm feeling like ending it, but I know that's just the depression speaking. I'm going to keep doing my lonely useless shit that I normally do, I've got a trip to the US planned in a few months and nothing's stopping me from getting some sweet freedom.

>>32433109

go back >>>>>>>>> >>>/b/

Got my friends, bf, and other people, family more or less sucks

>>32438162
>fuck you if you use a gun to off yourself,
wat? Its the simplest and most sure way to commit suicide. Its a little bit more messy than other forms but you can go outside or put down a tarp. Is your problem with people using you as a stat for gun deaths? To that i say, why the fuck would i care. Im DEAD.

>Exit bag,
duh fuq is that.

>>32438523
>be posting on a gun forum
>doesn't understand why you shouldn't use a gun to commit suicide
Go ahead and take a long walk off a short cliff.

>>32433109
I have no ammo

>>32433109
>what stopped you today anon?

From what, loading my revolver(s)?

They are already loaded. What nonsense is this?

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>>32433109
I don't want my family to clean my fucking brains off the floor......Also I am not a huge fucking faggot....(I only like traps so only 50% gay)......Also don't wanna add flame to the fire for anti gun faggots.....If I ice myself its gonna be hilarious and original....Shooting yourself in 2k16...I mean its the current year....Id probably sign up for the holy war and kill isis goat fuckers if i wanted to kill myself......fuck you for asking why I have not killed myself yet....Also hello ATF.

>>32433109
Revolvers are outdated.